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The smiles never get old.
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When I started Villigans, we were
just a humble theme restaurant,
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but with hard work, dedication
and a little bit of magic,
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we turned that theme restaurant into
a theme restaurant with a gift shop.
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A gift shop that I grew into the largest
online retail business in the world.
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Providing our customers
with anything they need,
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shipped to them
anywhere, anytime.
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And now with Villigans Air,
the sky truly is the limit,
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because at Villigans,
we don't call it work,
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we call it fun.
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Hey, pay attention, pals.
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As I was saying, Glider is
supes fragile right now,
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so when she comes down
here, let's not do anything
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- that might hurt her, or upset her.
- No problem.
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- I'll try.
- I am sure she is not that bad.
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- Ah! Kill it!
- Il Diavolo!
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- The Babadook!
- Hey, babe, you look like, uh-
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Someone who's been up all night,
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with no luck trying to find
her newly not-dead mom?
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Ooh, did you get those bags under
your eyes from Kohl's or TJ Maxx?
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- Whoa!
- You got her!
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You all can suck my butt and
put it in a butt container.
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- Oh, God, am I tired.
- Babe, it's only been a day, we'll find your mom eventually.
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Not knowing where she is feels almost
worse than knowing she was dead.
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Um, hello! I am
also suffering.
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Yesterday I met my true love.
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And now no one can
give me her locale!
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How I long to finally
consummate our love.
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Our bodies moist and
writhing in sync... Delivery!
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Oh, hell, yeah!
My new weapons.
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Now that I'm gonna be meeting
my future mother in law,
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I need to take my powers
to the next level.
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- So, level one?
- Villigans?
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You're buying weapons from a company
that tried to kill and bankrupt you?
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Well, sure, but free
one-hour delivery.
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Damn it! The instructions
are written in Wingdings.
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You get what you
pay for, right, Joe?
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Go for Bane.
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Yes. R-R-R-Rebecca Chen? Yes.
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Uh, sh-sh-she's where?
I-I-I understand.
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No!
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- Um, wrong number.
- Bane, you clearly found out where my mother is
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and if you don't tell me, I
am going to take your mask
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- and hook it up to Sixpack's asshole!
- I'll try anything twice.
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I cannot reveal Becca's true
location, for it is hell on earth.
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Where a sliver of hope leads
to the greatest despair...
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- She's in The Pit?
- Damn it, Bane! You and your loose lips!
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♪ Hell yeah! ♪
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How did my mother end
up in The Pit? Huh?
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The League of Shadows runs it.
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So do they have something
on her? Answer me!
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I swear I do not
know the pecifics.
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You can tell me now or in The Pit.
Because that is where we are going.
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No!
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I cannot go back to the
disgust I was raised in.
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Plus, I told myself I'd lose
20 pounds and get my neck done
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before seeing any of
those assholes again.
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Wow. Okay.
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So you're gonna
let Kite Man, me,
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- and the rest of our friends go...
- Pass.
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- Never. Never, ever.
- Um, no, no.
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You're gonna let Kite
Man and me go alone?
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- Yeah, w-w-what the H, Bane?
- I will say,
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if your mom is in a notorious
prison run by assassins,
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you two might wanna wait for, like a
parole hearing or a presidential pardon...
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F. that! You know, I'll follow my babe
into the most horrifying of places.
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We got dinner at
Hardee's last week!
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Plus, now I have my
bomb dot com weapons,
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like my Kite-a-Rang!
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Still working out the kinks.
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- Fine. We don't need you.
- We really need him.
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Because nothing is gonna stop
me from having my mom back.
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Bud, I don't wanna go
into The Pit either.
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The travel alone is gonna be
hell on my intermittent fasting.
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But you know why I'm doing it?
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Because my true love
is gonna be down there.
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Do you know anybody who
can relate to that, pal?
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You are using my heart
to manipulate me.
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I'm just saying, big
guy, double dates.
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Me and Glider, you and Becca,
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wine country, Catskills.
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A winter cabin in the Poconos?
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My wool sweater is
itching already.
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- So what do you say?
- Mm. Okay!
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But there is only one
airline that flies direct.
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Uh, folks, from the flight deck,
welcome aboard Villigans Air
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with direct service to
an undisclosed location
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in the ancient part of the
world, known as The Pit,
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and then continuing on to Cabo.
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Hey, are you sure your brother
didn't want to come with us?
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Oh, he can't. He's on a no-fly
list because of January 6th.
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- Oh.
- Yep.
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January 6th 2014, he
punched a TSA agent
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- at a college football game.
- Oh, that tracks. You know what, babe?
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I never thought our first trip as a couple
would be to break your mom out of prison.
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I know. But when has anything we've ever
done been what we thought it would be?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Hey, when you meet my mom, can you say "Heck, yeah?"
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You know, sometimes people get
religious in prison, so maybe no swears.
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You ducking got it, babe.
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You are in my seat.
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Well, yes, sir, I am. But I was
just hoping we could switch,
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so I could sit next to my wife
as we're on our honeymoon.
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Absolutely not!
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I have paid extra for my aisle
seat, and your lack of foresight
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does not constitute
my emergency.
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Sir, there's an open
seat right here.
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But that lady has her shoes off!
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When did the sky become
such a field of lawlessness?
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You're closing the bar? Ooh!
Are we gonna have a party?
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Ooh. Are you gonna bring some of your
freaky ass immortal friends over?
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I would never, ever bring
any of my friends here.
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I'm going out.
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My boyfriend is only
in town for one night.
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Since when you got a boyfriend?
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Well, we're on-again-off-again,
but right now, we're very on.
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What would a Malice
boyfriend even be like?
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Dead parents and a BMI under
19. You're dating a bad boy.
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My boyfriend's name is Jeremy.
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He's so bad that he died, went to
hell and the staff sent him back,
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because he was too evil,
even for them. Yummy.
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- Damn, I'm getting all riled up.
- Too bad you'll never meet him.
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He'd never set foot in
a place like this. Ugh.
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Message from Devil
Dick, comma Raya.
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Hey, it's your lover!
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Heads up! I'm dropping by completely
unannounced. Be there in five.
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Shit. Shit! He must be tracking
me using Find That Mother Box.
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I don't work here. I
don't work here. Okay?
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When he arrives, Mariah
Carey rules apply.
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No eye contact, and I
don't know any of you!
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- Hello.
- That's your evil boyfriend?
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No, that's not him.
My boyfriend can read.
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The sign says we're closed.
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Oh, sorry, young lady,
no one is ever closed...
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When you're the Gotham
City Health Inspector!
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My apologies. I had a hard
candy stuck in my throat.
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No one told us you
were showing up today.
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That's 'cause health inspectors are
like 13-year-old boys home alone.
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They could come at any time.
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Oh, I gotta use that one.
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Oh, Christ, just take
what's in the cash register.
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Oh, no. I'm sorry there, hoss.
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I'm the one health inspector
who can't be bought.
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All right! Let's get to it.
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Not now, Chessure.
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I just have so many
questions for her.
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Like what kind of
pizza is your favorite?
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Which Michael Myers would you rather
bang, the comedian or the serial killer?
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Why the hell didn't you try
to find me all these years?
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Maybe go with the pizza one
and then see how it plays out.
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You are the only daughter
I have and I'm so happy
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- we're taking this trip together, right, Tabitha?
- Aw.
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- You will listen to me when I'm talking, Tabitha!
- I hate you!
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- Aw!
- Stranger Danger!
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Whose child is this?
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He was trying to drink
the water in the potty.
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- Oh, no, Bane!
- Sir, unhand that child immediately
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or you will be kicked
off this plane.
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Ma'am, our friend meant no harm.
He's just a little stress...
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- Not again.
- Holy shit. It actually worked.
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Okay. All three of you need to
get the fuck off this plane. Now!
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Oh, really? What
are you gonna do?
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Open the door and kick
us out mid-flight?
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On the plus side, we're
pretty much there.
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Oh, thanks a lot, Bane!
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I am not the one who blew
the window out of the plane.
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I just went into the bathroom
and grabbed a feral child,
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who was drinking
non-potable water.
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Not potable!
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Okay, decaying limbs,
rotting corpse head,
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trying to pass off Diet
Pepsi as Diet Coke-
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Can we hurry this up?
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- There's my favorite pussy.
- Yay!
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Oh, and Chessure's here to.
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- Jeremy!
- Here you go, my darling.
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Some dumb lady was selling these
on the ground by the highway.
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Now, why is a smokin' hot,
filthy rich New God slumming it
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in a tenement house like this?
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Um, well, surprise!
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I rented out this disgusting bar and
hired actors to play poor people.
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Jesus fucking Christ.
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Oh! You mean like role-play?
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You saucy minx, you put
this together for me?
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I sure did!
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Oh, I'm so turned on right now.
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Rub my balls and tell me how
Brexit actually helps minorities.
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Hey, Malice, we need
more ice in the urinals.
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- It helps Joe focus his stream.
- Right away, sir!
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See, that's my character.
A server in this shit hole.
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Oh, this is fun. Okay, okay. Okay. My
character again is the health inspector,
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and I'm about to
shut this place down.
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Why did you do that? He was
like... he was a great actor!
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Hmm. I can taste the fear.
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It's almost like
it's carbonated.
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Server, grab me the hottest seltzer
you've got so I can stiff you.
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Because tipping
promotes laziness.
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Damn, I never thought I'd meet a
person that's too evil, even for me.
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- Hello!
- Oh, shit!
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Don't look so surprised.
I'm a city worker in Gotham.
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You think nobody's
tried to kill me before?
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So you're immortal, and you
decided to be a health inspector?
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Of course! It's
a government job!
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You have those for life.
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It's a great pension, too.
Not that I'll ever see it.
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Now, where were we?
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I will now show
you how to descend
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into the bowels of
my childhood home.
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Now follow those maneuvers
exactly or you shell perish!
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You ready to take
the leap, babe?
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I'm standing up here an orphan.
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But down there, I'm
gonna be a, uh...
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- What's the opposite of an orphan?
- I don't know.
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Let's go find out.
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Be careful of the...
Watch out for the...
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You must make sure to...
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Or I guess I'll
just go fuck myself.
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This place is exactly
how I remembered.
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The unforgiving stone wall.
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The smell of trepidation.
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A giant flat-screen
TV! Wait. What?
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Hello Villigans Family.
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It's your Work Mom,
Helen Villigan.
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Sweet shit! Villigans
owns The Pit?
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Wow, they really have
their mitts in everything.
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I'm just here to remind
you to keep up the good fun
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because here at Villigans,
we don't call it work.
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We call it fun!
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Trogg, Zombie, and
Bird! My old crew.
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You're still smearing feces on
the walls just to feel something?
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00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,810
Do you know my mom? Her
name is Rebecca Chen.
230
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,478
She looks like me,
but older, I think.
231
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,563
I don't know because she never
bothered to reach out to me
232
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,400
- even though I saved her life...
- What the fuck?
233
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:21,990
It kind of puts a damper on that
one-hour free shipping dealio.
234
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,867
- Great work, ma'am!
- Miss.
235
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,994
Miss, wright. Great work, Miss.
236
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,455
The new distribution
center is aces.
237
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,041
There's no cheaper
labor than free, right?
238
00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:34,086
Am I right?
239
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,505
- Shut up!
- Copy that, ma'am. Miss.
240
00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:39,258
It's fine for now, but
once I secure the device,
241
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,844
this will all be irrelevant.
242
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:46,932
Oh, looks like we have
a little situation.
243
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:51,562
Look at what you have done to my
brethren, you succubus of capitalism!
244
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,445
Now, Bane, you're going
to have to pay for that.
245
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,364
Shall I use the
card ending in 2147?
246
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:06,285
Holy shit! That
is my debit card.
247
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,829
If these are actors, how are
they coming back to life?
248
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,622
Even Bruce Forsyth
isn't that good.
249
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,292
Um, well, surprise!
250
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,294
The actors are actually robots,
251
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,172
so you can really get
your Westworld on.
252
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:19,757
You went to all that
expense and effort
253
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,717
to create this robot-laden
dive bar for my enjoyment?
254
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,802
The only thing hotter
than that is me right now.
255
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,846
Hey! Hey! That was my drink!
256
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,351
Ugh.
257
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:33,271
Ah! You tiki-torch...
Wielding motherfucker!
258
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:40,903
My baby brother!
259
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:43,489
Ugh. Why is this
not turning me on?
260
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:47,201
- No, you don't need...
- No shirt, no shoes, no pulse.
261
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:50,329
Hey, trust me. This is a
game you don't wanna play.
262
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,747
What are you gonna do, old man?
263
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,582
I'm gonna kill you
with this finger.
264
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,334
Oh, I'd like to see that.
265
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,840
Oh, right. The "hell
won't take him" thing.
266
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,634
Whoa! Not bad.
267
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,511
Listen, if you're ever
looking for a steady job,
268
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,096
you might consider
the Health Department.
269
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,555
Now, where were we?
270
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,850
Oh, yes, the end of
your pathetic life.
271
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,812
- Stop! He'll die!
- Oh, I know how it works, kitten.
272
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:18,232
You murder the robots for
sport and sexual gratification.
273
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:21,402
They're not robots. I lied.
Okay? This is all real!
274
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:25,156
Are you mad? Next thing you'll
tell me is you really work here.
275
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:31,370
Helen Villigan, you're the new
head of the League of Shadows?
276
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,455
No, pumpkin. I bought
this place from them.
277
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,125
I needed a large
warehouse and cheap labor.
278
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,544
And what's better than
a pit full of criminals?
279
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,379
Impossible!
280
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,923
The League of Shadows is a sacred
order with an ancient code.
281
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:46,760
So was their accounting
system. Zing!
282
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:50,305
- Sick burn, ma'am. I mean Miss.
- That will be all, Baby Doll.
283
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:54,018
We're here for one reason...
To rescue your mother.
284
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:57,104
- How do you know that?
- I know everything about everyone.
285
00:14:57,105 --> 00:15:00,899
You see, Villigans isn't a chain
restaurant/ global eCommerce/
286
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,570
privatized prison system,
we're really a data business.
287
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,072
- Oh, come on, pick a lane!
- Smart to diversify.
288
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:11,910
Well, we are in the murder-you-
if-you-don't-give-me-my-mother business.
289
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,912
Ooh! You mean this woman?
290
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,374
What do you want
now? Leave me alone!
291
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,544
- Mom!
- Becca!
292
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,257
Babe!
293
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,092
You did this to her.
294
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,219
No, no, she came with the place.
295
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,013
I don't care why any of
these folks are here,
296
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:33,891
but if they weren't monsters,
they wouldn't be in The Pit.
297
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:39,646
Oh, no, Chuck, Bane, take cover!
298
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:43,817
Aah! You're going to
regret this, Helen.
299
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:47,321
Oh, sweetie, powers
don't work down here.
300
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:50,908
Well, what about
gadgets? Kite belt!
301
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:56,080
Oh! Whoa! Uh oh. Ooh!
I think I hit that bat.
302
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,207
Emergency security
protocol engaged.
303
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,668
Chuck! What did you do?
304
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:05,131
We don't call it
work. We call it fun.
305
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,636
Oh, look at these wimps!
306
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,138
They are so weak, you
cannot just kill one.
307
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,099
It's like evil
Lay's potato chips.
308
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,558
You know what someone
needs to invent?
309
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,519
A thing that takes all
the little broken chips
310
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,271
and reforms them
into a new chip. Ow!
311
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:24,358
Holy shit, you really
are my best friend!
312
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,985
I've been saying that for years!
313
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,367
Uh, babe, a little help?
314
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:36,120
She's right there.
She's so close!
315
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:39,833
- My love, I am coming!
- Nice.
316
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,552
Oh, it's okay. I got
you, Mom. I got you!
317
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:54,179
Now let's get the
fudge out of here.
318
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,681
I know your mom's unconscious,
319
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,516
but I'm still keeping
the swears to a minimum
320
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,145
because I love the
sugar out of you.
321
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,358
Trogg! That is a
really nice rock,
322
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,154
but I don't know how
we'll get it ho-oh!
323
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:16,035
Ah! Whoa!
324
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,037
Oh. No!
325
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,706
No, no, no, no! This
is not how it ends.
326
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:24,209
We are not going to die
here after getting so close!
327
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,045
Bane, please help us!
328
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,546
But they are my friends!
329
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:31,884
Uh, I think your friends
are long gone, Bane.
330
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,433
Fly free, little birdy!
331
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:44,856
Hey, Zombie, this will hurt
me more than it hurts you.
332
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,067
Probably.
333
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,653
Now it is you who
got his neck done!
334
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:06,252
Arrows, blade, uh, darts,
fire, blade? Blade!
335
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,674
It is hard to even imagine
336
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,551
this is the same place
I learned to walk.
337
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:17,429
- Over a dying man's scrotum.
- What are you...
338
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,348
Scoreboard!
339
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:22,768
Thanks!
340
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,561
I should have known
you had a job.
341
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,313
You were looking a
little working class,
342
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,065
and by that I mean chubby.
343
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:31,860
So you only liked me 'cause
I was independently wealthy?
344
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,446
I'm so glad you understand.
345
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,448
I'll never forget the time
we promised a hot meal
346
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,201
to two homeless people if they fought,
and then we just killed them anyway.
347
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:41,537
Oh, good times.
348
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:44,164
What is this
feeling I'm feeling?
349
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,499
I think it's called a feeling.
350
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,918
Ugh, I can't believe
I let this happen.
351
00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,004
Look, you got dickmatized
by a piece of shit.
352
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,297
Been there. I used to
date Rumpelstiltskin.
353
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:56,051
You know, I've been around a long time
and been on the wrong side of many wars
354
00:18:56,052 --> 00:19:00,806
so believe me when I say that
guy, you dodged a bullet.
355
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,474
- So you're not cross with me?
- Nope.
356
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,892
I am furious.
357
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:07,229
You're the reason my
baby brother's dead.
358
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,731
My bro.
359
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:12,526
Look at how he massacred my bro!
360
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:14,153
Again, I know you've
got a lot on your plate,
361
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,613
but um, you know
what I'm gonna say.
362
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:19,324
I have no boyfriend.
I have no money.
363
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,493
I've been waxing
my own eyebrows.
364
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,287
This is all I have left.
365
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:26,665
I won't let you shut
this place down!
366
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,542
Oh! Thank you, Bane!
367
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:31,128
I am so sorry I
ever doubted you.
368
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:32,838
You doubted me?
369
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,299
- Oh, yeah. Big time.
- Uh... Okay.
370
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:41,013
Well, now we just have to cover thousands
of miles of ruthless, unforgiving terrain.
371
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,348
- What?
- Thousands of miles?
372
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,016
Well, what else
are we going to do?
373
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:47,353
We are banned from the only
airline who flies here.
374
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,438
Through no fault of
my own, by the way.
375
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,607
Damn it. I was really
hoping I'd be more helpful.
376
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,902
Stupid, useless,
winding weapons!
377
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:00,074
You did it, babe!
378
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,867
Oh, I love you so much,
379
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,536
I could eat your face
with a spoon right now.
380
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:08,707
Hell, yeah. I... think?
381
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,377
Are we finally on?
Jesus Christ, Baby Doll.
382
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:15,214
- You cannot smoke in here.- Oh, sorry, ma'am.
383
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,007
Okay, we're back.
384
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,802
Oh, they're gone.
Well, no matter.
385
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:23,556
They've given me quite the idea.
386
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:36,110
Congratulations, young
lady. I'm giving you a "D."
387
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:37,403
Minus.
388
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:40,531
Ladies and gentlemen,
we got her.
389
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:42,199
Hey, you found your mom. Cool.
390
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,326
Well, nothing interesting
happened while you were gone.
391
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:45,577
So... I have a dick now.
392
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,371
That's me and my
dead brother's dick.
393
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,123
- You're just a squatter!
- Squatter?
394
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,210
Yep. Just how we left it.
395
00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,295
Ah, let's get Mom upstairs.
396
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,549
She's obviously very tired.
397
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:09,727
Go for Bane.
398
00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:13,647
Oh, Carol from Villigans
Air customer service.
399
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:16,984
You are about to
meet your reckoning!
400
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:19,903
- Now we should get some sleep.
- You know, I think I'm gonna stay out here
401
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,947
- in case she wakes up.
- 10-4 babe.
402
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:25,701
Babe, thanks for making our
first trip together so great.
403
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,746
Mmm. Aw.
404
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:35,461
I'm not out of order,
you're out of order, mister!
405
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:38,380
- Baby, my chambers.
- Sustained!
406
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:41,258
Love that Baby will be back
after this message from Pitigans.
407
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:44,219
Uh, no, not the gas again.
408
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,263
- Mommy?
- You stay away.
409
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:48,682
- You're safe!
- Get away from me!
410
00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:51,685
Mommy! It's me. Your daughter.
411
00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:55,939
Lisa! Oh, I never thought
I'd see you again.
412
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:58,108
Here I am.
413
00:21:58,109 --> 00:22:02,781
Here we are, back in each
other's lives for good this time.
414
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,409
Fuck.33773
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