All language subtitles for Hunter S01E16 - Guilty

McCall: Strangled, huh?

Hunter: More like garroted.

All 3 of these victims
served as jurors

at the trial of Louis McMahon.

I'm questioning a suspect.

Louie can't talk.

Guilty.

Shall we, uh,
divide and conquer?

Works for me.

We're gonna be suspended.

Works for me.

♪ Bumble Jacks, bumble Jacks ♪

♪ taste like a blue rainbow ♪

♪ bumble Jacks, bumble Jacks ♪

♪ gives you that special glow ♪

♪ bumble Jacks gives
you that special ♪

♪ bumble Jacks, bumble Jacks ♪

♪ tastes like a blue rainbow ♪

I hate it.

So do I.

Hey, go home already.
You look dead.

The bumble Jacks
account will survive

another night without a lyric.

I don't think
anything can survive

"tastes like a blue rainbow."

Well, that's about
the time to go home

and get some sleep.

Hey, come on,

your boyfriend's
waiting for you.

Hey, he's probably on
his way up here right now

with a shotgun just
waiting to catch us.

David has seen what
you look like, Ted.

He would never worry about that.

See? It's him.

Hey, don't tell him I'm here.

Thorner ad agency.

Loretta Johnson speaking.

Guilty.

What?

Guilty.

Who is it?

Who was that?

I don't know. Some
weirdo, I guess.

He was doing some
heavy breathing

and then he said, "guilty."

That's a weird thing to say.

Probably some prank call.

You know, some kids
just dialing numbers.

Come on, let me walk
you down to your car.

Are you ok, Loretta?

I'll be fine as
soon as I get home.

Look, why don't you give
me a call when you get home?

I'll feel better.

David will be waiting for me.

I'll be ok.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Radio: Attention all units
in the Wilshire district,

we have a silent
neighborhood watch report.

Prowler on northridge
street beat a woman.

Northridge. That's too far.

Hunter, come in.
Hunter, come in.

Hunter, are you there?

Hunter, come in.

Radio: Any unit,
a 201 and silent

on Hayden place. Shots fired.

That's not too far.

Yeah, this is l-56,

I'm at the corner of colfax
and Burbank boulevard.

I can respond.

Radio: L-56, we have 3
closer units in motion,

one already there.
Do not respond.

Great.

McCall: Your last
chance, hunter, come in.

Sorry, McCall. What do you got?

Where have you been?

Listening to the radio.

Hunter, I've been sitting here
on this greasy park bench,

I am bored out of my mind,

and you're listening
to the radio.

Somebody's got to be listening

for calls to run on.

What do you mean calls?

We're on assignment
here, remember?

We're supposed to clean
out all the muggers.

Look, McCall, you're the one...

Am I in your way?

Look, McCall, you were the one

coming out of the ladies' room

when the captain was looking

to give this assignment away.

Yeah. Well, don't forget, buddy,

we're in this together.

Just cover our butts

so I can get
something to run on.

So you can get something?
You'll leave me out of it.

I wouldn't do
that to you, McCall.

Radio: All units, we have a 187

at 18534 medsten drive.
Available units respond.

I got one, McCall.

Wait a minute, hunter,
what are you doing?

You just hang tough.
I'll be right back.

Well, where are you going?

Well, hunter, wait...

Yeah, this is l-56.

I'm responding to that 187

at 18534 medsten
drive. I'm rolling.

McCall: Hunter, will you pick up

the walkie-talkie, please?

Hunter. Would you
pick up the radio?

Hunter.

Great.

Every bone in the
girl's neck was crushed.

The guy must have used

some kind of a garroting rope.

Any suspects?

Already took her boyfriend
down to the station.

He was in the house.

Claimed he came out

and found the body this morning.

His story is pretty
inconsistent.

Right now he's
the prime suspect.

Anybody notice these keys?

Hunter, get away from that car.

You're supposed to be in
the park with your partner.

But captain, I was going to
lunch when the call came in.

I understand they
arrested the boyfriend.

Yeah, well, a complete report

will be in the
morning newspaper.

You're supposed to be in
the park catching muggers.

Well, the park's
practically clean.

Yeah, I love that
word "practically."

Captain, can't
McCall and I kind of,

like, uh, you know?

Look, you and McCall are
already on a case, all right?

I want you to go
back to the park,

and I don't want to see you
again or have you check in

until it's completely
cleaned up.

Not practically, but
completely cleaned up.

Look, captain, McCall and I

are ready to take
this homicide case.

Besides, the park is
completely under control.

McCall: Hunter, get over
here. I think we got one.

Come in, hunter.

What, do you got
a brick in there?

Yeah, and I got
a bullet in here.

Now, freeze. Police.

Where have you been?

You have the right
to remain silent.

If you give up that
right to remain silent,

anything you say can and
will be used against you

in a court of law.

McCall: She was strangled, huh?

More like garroted.

Oh, great.

They arrested the boyfriend,

but I don't think it was him.

She was jumped while she
was trying to lock her car.

The key was bent
over to the right.

So?

So, which means that
when she was jumped

she was pulled out
toward the street.

Now, if the boyfriend did it,

he would have
come from the house,

jumped her, pulled her
back toward the house.

The key would have been
bent toward the left.

That's right. How'd
you figure that out?

Auto shop, lawndale
high school, 1963.

Well, you guys really
double up, don't you?

Not more than 5
minutes ago I told

other detectives that were here.

Well, we just like to
be thorough, is all.

I can't believe it.

I told her not to worry.

You know, just some
kids making crank calls.

Now she's dead.

We're very sorry.

Was guilty the
only thing he said?

Yeah, that was it.

What does it mean?

We're not gonna know
until we find this animal.

If you happen to
think of anything else

that might help us, give
us a call, would you?

Oh, yeah.

She was just 30 years old.

She thought up
jingles for cereal ads,

for god's sake.

Who'd want to kill Loretta?

Hunter: Guilty. I don't get it.

This guy decides who's guilty,

then he goes out
and executes them.

Loretta Johnson, she
doesn't exactly have

your typical criminal
profile, you know.

Maybe she's got a past life

we don't know anything about.

Let's run her by the computer

and see what we come up with.

Looks pretty clean.

What are you two doing
in the computer room?

Oh, sure, I saw the two
of them in there, captain,

I thought the two of you

were supposed to be
in a park somewhere.

Hey, hunter, I never got
those reports on my desk.

What is it, you're so tired

from chasing and
arresting muggers

that you don't have the strength

to carry the paperwork
into my office?

Well, we're just tying up
some loose ends, captain.

All right, you had
something in your hand.

Where did you put it?

What?

Look, I don't know
what you two are up to,

but it better not involve
that strangler case.

I've already got enough
detectives working on that.

We were just trying to
match up some saliva samples

from the winos down
at the park, captain.

Boy, that's a real
killer on shoe leather.

That's disgusting, McCall.

How's that strangler
case coming, captain?

Didn't the, uh, the
boyfriend do it?

No, we released him
this morning. Wrong guy.

And we've got no further
clues or suspects.

These two are up to
something, captain.

Did you see her pour him coffee?

She never pours him coffee.

Hey, look, hunter,
do everybody a favor.

Stay out of the computer room

and in the park, ok?

Right.

Yeah, as a matter of fact,

why don't we go
on back to the park

and, uh, clear the city of
all the winos and bag ladies.

Oh, yeah, right.

Yeah, Bernie, you never can tell

when a wino's gonna
barf on your feet.

Ok. Loretta Johnson.

There's no arrests,
no convictions,

no nothing. Cleaner
than Bernie's sex life.

Then what's she guilty of?

I don't know.

Guilty.

I know who this is.

I know who you are,

and I'm going to the police.

Guilty.

That's right, boys, let's
get that stiff out of here.

Very good, that's the
way to do it. Excellent.

Arias, get in there and
start lifting those prints.

Fine, yes. And you just
go around the corner

and do, uh, whatever, uh...

I know my rights.

Are you sick, man? Are you sick?

Hey, hey, hey,
wait a minute, now.

I want my lawyer, I want
to make a phone call,

and I want a cup
of coffee. Black.

Uh, you and Jackson
check the neighbors

and see if they heard anything.

I already checked them
out. The little old lady

back in number 7 said
she heard a crash.

Might have been the
door being kicked in.

That's very good.
Door kicked in.

That's 2 "o" s in door, Bern.

Hunter, what the hell
are you doing here?

This case is off-limits
to you and McCall.

Boy, he sure makes you
feel at home, doesn't he?

Wait, it is off-limits, hunter.

Look, Bernie, we were
transporting a suspect

and we saw all these
vehicles out in front

and we decided to pop in.

Hey, I know my rights!

Shut up, Eddie, I'll
cave your head in.

Oh, you'll hit me
again, are you?

I'm thinking about it.

You don't know who
you're dealing with,

you don't know who you're
dealing with here, do you?

Are you sick? Are
you sick or something?

There are departmental orders

concerning the treatment
of prisoners, hunter.

I treat all my prisoners
the same, Bernie.

You may well be in violation

of a departmental order, then.

What seems to be the trouble?

Who are you?

I'm detective terwilliger.

Listen, you got to
get me away from him.

Who?

This sergeant hunter.

Hey, please, don't
leave me with him.

This guy's crazy.

Did he, uh... did he hurt you?

Hey, I have cuffs on.

Are you saying that
sergeant hunter, uh,

overstepped the law,

some kind of police
brutality or something?

Yeah, yeah.

He's real scary,

and he said he was
gonna get me if I talked.

Uh, no, no, no,
you can talk to me.

You can tell me everything.

Well, first off...

No! I can't talk to you.

I can't trust none of you cops

'cause you all stick together.

No, no, no, no, no,
you can trust me.

Honestly. Would you like
some coffee or something?

Did you find anything?

I don't know.

I was looking out in the trash

and I found today's newspaper

with a couple of
articles clipped out.

It looks like the
old man was keeping

some sort of a scrapbook here.

Yeah.

Seems like he's interested
in crime stories, too.

Yeah. Now this is this
morning's newspaper.

There's 2 pages ripped
out of the scrapbook.

So this killer's coming
in here snuffing this guy

and then he's taking
old articles with him?

Yeah, that's what it looks like.

Let's go locate
these missing articles.

Yeah.

You have a date on that?

A date? I got a
place and a time.

Bernie, that looks
like hunter's car.

Now what the hell
is he doing here?

Sir, I've been getting some
very interesting information

about hunter from
this prisoner right here.

Hunter: How are
you doing, captain?

Surprise visit, hunter?

Well, I was transporting
this hooligan

that we'd picked up
from the park downtown

when we saw the cars
and we decided to stop by.

Yeah, we saw all these cop cars

and we thought
maybe, uh, terwilliger

got hit by a bus or something.

We were concerned.

Well, according to Bernie,

your prisoner
here has a lot to say.

I got it all written down

and signed by the witness, sir.

I had it... I had it right here.

Hey, well, look, i'd
like to stick around

and chat with you guys,

but we've got a
booking to go to.

Taa-taa.

I had it right here.

I had it in my pocket.

Yo, twit, I thought
you could help me out.

You should have seen
him. I really had him going.

Thanks, Eddie. I
appreciate this.

I owe you one.

Yo!

♪ I am the man to break, ha ♪

Hey, Bernie's wallet.

Must have thought that
it slipped out of his pocket.

Hey, you ain't got
to open the door.

Adios, amigos.

Hunter: Let's take a run
by the library, McCall.

Excuse me.

We're looking for
the last 2 issues

of the newspaper.

Local or out of town?

Local.

Planning on photocopying?

Well, it's a possibility.

Why, is it against the law?

Only if you photocopy money,

in which case they put you away.

And it usually turns
out pretty awful, anyway.

Now, we charge for
all of our photocopies.

No checks, no credit cards.

Do you need change?

Uh, I think we
can, uh, handle it.

Would you just point us
in the direction of the file?

Right over there
against the wall.

Oh... do you have
your library card?

Never leave home without it.

This is really a
long shot, you know.

Well, when you're
bobbing for anything

you try anything.

But come on, a
rumpled-up newspaper

in the victim's trash
can. That can be zip.

Yeah, but maybe the killer
didn't want us to find it.

You got to keep an open mind

about these things, McCall.

McCall: All right,
what do you got?

Ah.

"Sacramento coroners,
currently examining

"the remains of Martin clink

for final
determination of death,

"which has thought to have been

precipitated by cord or rope."

You mind keeping it
down a little, please?

That stuff makes me sick.

"Mr. Clink, arriving
home late in the evening

"from a business meeting
with an insurance client,

"was found lying just
outside the front door

of his small apartment

not far from the
state capital building."

McCall: It's about
a murder. Big deal.

Well, it parallels the cases

that we've been running into.

They're all strangulations.

Don't you get the connection?

Hunter, why would this guy

kill somebody up in Sacramento

and then come down to
L.A. to get another victim?

Victims.

Victims, plural. Ok, fine,

but it still doesn't
make any sense.

Yet. I bet if we call the
Sacramento coroner's office

right now, he might be through

with the investigation.

It may have something
to do with this case.

And if not?

Well, if not then
I've... just defaced

a publicly-owned
major newspaper.

Want the funnies?

I just got off the
phone with Sacramento.

Get this...

They found pieces of rawhide

embedded in the victim's neck.

Same way John Matthews died.

Uh-huh, and this
is weird, hunter.

Why would Matthews
cut out an article

on the Sacramento killing

and then he winds up
being killed the same way?

I better run the Sacramento guy

and see if he's
still on the street.

And if he is, I say
we go pay him a visit.

There it is.

The guy lived in Los Angeles
7 years ago in Van nuys.

Think Matthews knew him?

Yeah, possibly.

But it still doesn't explain
the connection between

the killer and the 2 victims.

There's something about
this address that rings a bell.

Loretta Johnson.

Loretta Johnson lived
in west Hollywood.

Yeah, currently.

But here's the sheet on her.

In 1978, her California
driver's license address

was Van nuys, California.

All 3 of these people

lived in the same area in 1978.

Remember those news
clippings at Matthews' house

about the jury trial?

All these victims were
living in the same district

at the very same time.

And they pulled jurors

from voter registration
files by districts.

Ya think?

Hunter, you're right.

All 3 of these victims
served as jurors

at the trial of Louis McMahon.

He was convicted of murder

and sentenced to life.

Which usually means he's
back out on the streets.

Yeah, first thing I
want to do is contact

the other 2 jurors
living in Los Angeles

to see if they've
received any phone calls.

Just a minute.

Hello?

Damn.

Hi. Miss Thelma adkins?

That's right.

Who are you?

I'm sergeant Dee Dee
McCall, homicide division.

May I come in and
speak with you, please?

It's about the
Louis McMahon case.

Something's happened.

He's out of prison, isn't he?

Well, we're checking
on that right now.

Mrs. Adkins, what we do know

is that at least 3 of
the other members

of the jury that
convicted him have, uh,

been receiving rather
strange phone calls...

And shortly thereafter
have been strangled.

He said he would.

Are you saying

that McMahon said he'd
kill the jurors? When?

It was right after the
conviction was brought in.

He looked over at us
before they took him away

and he said we were
more guilty than he was...

And we would pay.

He used the word "guilty"?

First time I laid
eyes on that man I...

Scared me to death.

It's just the pipes.
They make noise.

Listen, Mrs. Adkins,

we'd like to offer you some
protection if you'll take it,

at least until we
know whether or not

it is Louis McMahon

and if it isn't, till
we get him convicted.

Ms. McCall, we both
know it's Louis McMahon.

He didn't look like
the other young men

whose trials I was a juror on.

The others looked like
they had some humanity

in their faces...

Except they were just misled...

As if they weren't really happy

at having done something wrong.

But Mr. McMahon...

He sort of...

Liked what he did.

You know what I mean?

He liked it.

And he couldn't get enough.

Listen, Mrs. Adkins,

take some protection
from us, ok?

No. I...

I don't think I
want that just yet.

Not that I'm a fool, but...

You said the victims

had all been telephoned first.

Yeah, that's right.

Well, if he calls me,

I'll call you.

Fair?

You know, I don't get it.

How can they continually
parole guys like that?

Why do they always want
to live in Los Angeles?

Sunshine state.

Nice place.

Yeah.

Excuse me.

I'm looking for a Louis McMahon.

That's him back there.

Louis McMahon?

Hey.

Freeze!

Get out of the truck.

Come on, move it.

Get over there.

Spread 'em out.

Ok, now, why'd you run?

I'm asking you a question.

Now, look, you're
either gonna talk to me

or you're gonna
tell it to the ground.

Now, why did you run?

What's going on?

Questioning a suspect.

Well, you can save your breath.

Louie can't talk.

What do you mean
Louie can't talk?

He got no voice box.

He got it cut clean through

in a knife fight in prison.

His vocal chords were
severed in the fight.

It was in the prison
yard about 6 years ago.

Since then he hasn't
been able to speak.

He ran from me.

Yeah, you come barging in

flashing a badge to a parolee.

He gets scared, he runs.

Jury convicts
this guy of murder,

and then 3 months
ago in Sacramento

he gets out on parole...

And a juror turns up dead.

And then he moves
to Los Angeles.

And guess what happens?

2 more of those same
jurors wind up dead.

I'm his parole officer.

He's a model parolee
and he can't talk.

You've got witnesses that claim

he calls up and
talks to his victims.

Using the word "guilty."

Yeah. It's all too
simple, isn't it?

I mean, wouldn't McMahon
be the perfect subject

to a frame for these murders?

That's what I
think is happening.

McMahon is a fall
guy for some nut.

Oh, give me a break.

No. You give me a break, McCall.

Now, we got a search warrant

for the guy's
apartment and it's clean.

I mean, we got nothing
on this guy. Nothing.

And no D.A. is gonna hold a mute

who's making phone
calls to people.

Maybe he can talk.

What?

Maybe he's just
been holding out.

For 6 years?

"Go to hell."
Here, it's for you.

Captain, this is the guy.

"I'm innocent." Great.

Hey, look, we can't hold him,

so let's drop it, huh?

Now we got nothing.

And you stay off
this case, hunter.

I mean it.

Louis is our boy all right.

Yeah, and the guy's
back out on the street.

Makes me sick.

We know where he lives
and we know where he works,

so let's tail him.

What's taking him?

Maybe he's cleaning up
in there before he splits.

Place hasn't been
cleaned up since it opened.

Uh, the floor
show's just beginning.

Well, we could nab
him for littering.

Oh, I have an idea we'll be able

to get something on
him better than that.

♪ You've been down
that road before, child ♪

♪ you know where it leads ♪

♪ you've been down
that road before, child ♪

♪ set your spirit free ♪

♪ you've been down
that road before, child ♪

♪ you've been down,
down, down, down ♪

♪ down, down, down ♪

♪ Sippin' cider
through a straw ♪

♪ across them
lines I couldn't see ♪

♪ I've been solvin'
all my problems ♪

♪ by the women's self pity ♪

♪ too many times... ♪

I wonder what
the hell he's up to.

Yeah, well, maybe somebody's
having a rope sale in there.

Come on.

♪ This is my, my own body,
oh, what's the crime? ♪

♪ I waste my own time ♪

♪ you've been down
that road before, child ♪

♪ and you know where it leads ♪

♪ you've been down
that road before, child ♪

♪ and set your spirit free ♪

♪ you've been down
that road before, child ♪

♪ you've been down,
down, down, down ♪

♪ down, down, down ♪

♪ you know where it leads ♪

♪ dream while you're awake ♪

♪ seek and you shall find ♪

♪ your heart knows the secrets ♪

♪ that can transcend time ♪

♪ dream while you're awake ♪

♪ seek and you shall find ♪

♪ your heart knows the secrets ♪

♪ that can
transcend time, yeah ♪

♪ it's never been
my home for long ♪

♪ it's my past, my history ♪

♪ as long as we
swallow that pill ♪

♪ we will have
the same scenery ♪

♪ too many times you
could change things... ♪

Pretty strange
place for a phone call,

don't you think?

Yeah, well, if you're
gonna terrorize people

over the phone, you
might as well do it

in the phone booth
of your choice.

Say, man, what is this?

I'm sorry, I thought
you were somebody else.

♪ You've been down
that road before, child ♪

♪ and you know where it leads ♪

♪ been down that
road before, child ♪

♪ set your spirit free ♪

♪ been down that road... ♪

Dispatcher: L-56,
please respond.

L-56. Hunter here.

Got a call from a Thelma adkins.

Said you'd know
what it was about.

Got it. We're on our way.

I mean, after this guy's trial,

the D.A. sat us all
down and told us

that whenever some
criminal makes a threat

on the jury they
never follow through.

Well, actually, that's true.

There's never been
a documented case

where a convicted criminal

actually did go
after the jurors,

but we just wanted to play safe.

And wanted to take
all precautions.

I tell you I was really scared

when the guy called.

Well, he called
about 10 minutes ago.

If he's gonna make his move,

he's gonna make it pretty soon.

Hunter.

Come on. It's late.

I don't think this
guy's going to show.

We'll send you somebody
from downtown.

I don't get it.

Why would the guy call
Thelma and not show?

The other juror.

He called Thelma
to throw us off.

Not gonna have that light
on much longer, are you?

Just 3 more pages till
the end of this chapter.

I hate it when you
read those scary books

before you go to bed.

You keep me up all night
thinking you're hearing noises.

I do not.

Paul, did you hear something?

Mmm.

Finish your book and
turn out the light.

I just have 2 more pages.

Paul, did you hear something?

McCall, you take the back.

Why is it I can
always tell the sound

of terwilliger's siren?

Hunter, I got television
people out here.

Look at 'em. Newspapers,
reporters, everything.

You're making me an old
man, hunter, you really are.

Look, captain, that was our man.

Yeah, but you wouldn't swear

that it was Louis
McMahon, could you?

I mean, you didn't
actually see him, did you?

Well, it was dark.

I almost had this guy, captain.

Did you see the house?

You almost destroyed
the house, hunter.

I got 2 police
psychologists up there now

just trying to coax the woman
out from underneath the bed.

She's hysterical.

Captain, we probably
saved her life.

Firearms discharge report's
gonna have to be filed.

The officer involved
shooting team

is on its way out
here right now.

I've already called 'em.

Well, you are so
efficient, Bernie,

I bet you were a cub scout, huh?

Look, captain, we got a
raving maniac on our hands.

Look, I want to catch this
guy just as bad as you do.

But I want to make sure
I catch the right one.

You know, I could suspend
you for what you did,

working on a case
without authorization,

derelict in duty.
And in general,

just sticking your nose
where it doesn't belong.

Well, captain, I am his partner.

I helped him stick his nose
where it doesn't belong.

Look, captain, Bernard,

I'd like to stand out here
and talk with you further

but I'm gonna go home and
put my head in the dryer.

Hey, hunter, I want
you to go to the station.

You can change there.
McCall, you go with him.

Come on, Bernie.

I think we're gonna
be suspended.

Come on, hunter, we're
not gonna be suspended.

Hey, look, I saw the
wild crazy look in his eye.

We're gonna be suspended.

I suppose you think you
know everything, huh?

I saw the same crazy
wild look in his eye,

and we're not
gonna be suspended.

Woman's intuition, I suppose?

You know what's wrong with you?

No. But I bet you're
gonna tell me.

You got it.

You always look at the
downside of everything.

McCall: I don't believe this.

2 weeks suspension for me, too.

Yeah, what happened to
my partner back there?

I'm not the one who shot
up the guy's bedroom.

Besides, I never
thought the captain

would actually
go through with it.

Yeah. We're learning
new and wondrous things

about our captain
each and every day.

We got to get this guy, hunter.

Well, we've got
enough time to do it now.

We're on suspension.

Let's get some coffee, huh?

How you doing, Louie?

How's that voice box today, huh?

Why don't you
say "guilty" for me?

I'd like to hear you say that.

I think he wants a
pencil and paper.

Yeah, well, he's not
going to get one.

I have an idea he's
gonna talk to me today.

When are you gonna drop
the pencil and paper bit?

I know you can talk.

"Prove it."

That's just what I'm gonna
do, I'm gonna prove it.

"Try it if you can."

Come on, hunter,
let's get out of here.

Yeah, the stench in here
is making me nauseous.

You think he's gonna make
a move on Thelma adkins?

Well, she's the only
juror in Los Angeles

he hasn't hit at yet.

She works at a
local machine shop.

I think I'll go over
and give her a call.

Yeah, you do that. I'm
gonna hang around here

until this guy gets off of work.

I'm gonna tail this guy.
I don't want to lose him.

Guilty!

Hey, you ok?

Yeah.

How you doing? You all right?

Yeah.

Thank god for plastic.

A little scary, though.

Yeah, it sure was.

Well, here we are, McCall,

right back where
we started, huh?

You know, after all
the things we've done,

you'd think we'd get a medal

or a badge or something.

But nope. All we
get is a thank you

and a lousy assignment

right back here at
the same stinking park.

Give me your wallet!

My wallet?

The wallet, nobody gets hurt.

Hey, did you get
me my orange soda...

Buddy, this is not your day.