All language subtitles for Fearless Duo

Hey, you blind,

huh

Yes, Sir. What do you want?Oh, some just

sticks, please. Just

sticks. Try these. Best you can get. Oh,

hey, Mr. Is this temple always so

crowded?Every day they

all come here. Everyone. Hey,

Mr. How about a bet?Take a good look

inside. They all pray facing the Buddha.

I'll bet you I can make all of them say

their prayers facing the other way

towards the door. Huh

Buddha is inside. They must pray facing

Buddha. They won't pray with their backs

to him. I don't believe you.

OK, I'll show you and I'll bet you 10

bucks. BullshitBet

you can't, because it's not possible. All

right, I'll bet you ten bucks your car.

Go on. It's a deal, then.

Mr. Why are you

parade facing that way

towards the door?

Oh, you don't understand. See, I spent

all last night making love to a couple of

girls, and I feel no respect for footer

if I pray facing him. Wouldn't like to

upset him. So I pray facing outside. And

last time I did it, I won quite a lot of

money gambling. I was damn lucky. You

don't have to believe me. It's up to you.
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You might be right. My wife has

got a monthly and she thinks she

shouldn't make love. Maybe I'll try it

his way. No harm in that. Hey, hey, hey,

let's try. Why?See if he's telling the

truth. I wouldn't like to upset Buddha.

Come on, let's try him. Pray him with our

Baxter Buddha. You're lying. Let me kneel

down. Are you crazy?No, we we

we we have to do it.

Why?Because we were rude. I

already told you we shouldn't do it that

way, but you insisted on having the
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backshot. You're hornyI told you.

Look, Mr. Just look at them, praying with

their backs to Buddha.

Hey, look at that pretty girl.

She never smiles. What a pity.

UmmHey, simple. I can make her smile

or make her angry. I can do it. I'll bet

you 10 bucks you can't. If you can make

her smile and make her angry, I'll give

you another 10 bucks. In all, that's 20

bucks. Wanna try?You're on.

And if I win again, you owe me 20. If

not, we break even. Come on.

Mister, what would you like?
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Well, make up your mind.

Funny looking teapot. It's

not a teapot, it's for peeing in.

Hey baby.
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You made a piss potThe holes as big as

yours should be just the right size for

me. How dare you, bastardYou

filthy pig. I'll teach you a lesson.

Go on. Please teach me. So I'll know how

to satisfy you, darling. Promise I'll

blow your mind.

You got them bashing. Let me build yours

for you. You're in big trouble.

No one does miss on her.

You've got guts looking for trouble when

you can't fight. Go on and learn some

Kung Fu.

My, what a strong young man.

What you need are some horns. You fight

like a Buffalo. Strong, but so useless.

I'll show you a few tricks, kid.

yeah Good! This

is good!

Bastard this is real kung fu, moon

goddess style.

Oh, yeah!

Ohh No! No

Oh, my...

Sister, why are you fighting?The dilly

bastard said. Mine's as big as that. Big

or small?It's none of his goddamn

business. Exactly.

Ohh

You better watch out.

Come on.

Let that be a lesson to you. Learn to

keep your mouth shut, youngHey,

come on, pay up. You've lost 20 bucks.

Don't worry, I'll pay you later.

Never said when I'd pay you, did I?

Huh

No. Hey, mister. Putting up another sign,

then. It's the third this month. Some

bastard keeps breaking them. Oh, I

wouldn't bother if I was you. Everyone

round here is learning Kung Fu. They'll

only use it to practice on. They just

keep breaking them up. Well, I'll be off.

See

you. I'd like to catch that son of a bitch

I'll break both his legs.

Damn it, it's not my day today.

Bastard I've called you red-handed. Is it

yours?It hasn't got your name on it.

Well, I made it.

Huh

Bastard

Cool it. Give me a break. I didn't mean

to do it. Well, I sure mean to beat you

up.

Damn it.

No,

you don't.

HuhTell me, why are you beating up this

young man?Because he's been breaking all

my Rd. signs. Gotta punish him. Wasn't

me, but the temple. Some girl beat me up

and I was angry, so I took it out on the

sign. Angry. I've been angry for a month.

Can't take anymore. Listen, just calm

down. Cool it. You can make him pay for

the sign he's just broken. No way. He'll

regret it. I'll break every bone in his

body. Hey, he's

still a young man. If you break all his

bones, his whole life will be ruined.

Have mercy on him. Too bad, that's too

bad. I'm gonna break his legs.

Come on,

kid run, don't you stomach.

Oh man, I'll be back.

Thank you, master, for saving me. Who the

hell's your master?Your Kung Fu's so

good. You should take on a pupil like me.

I promise to be a good student. Bastard

You're really so goddamn stupid. No
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wonder they all bully you. Master, I owe

my life to you. From now onwards,

wherever you go, I'll follow.

If I took on all the people I've saved, I

won't have time to sleep.

Will you stop following me, you bastard

You need to bother to save me. Don't know

any Kung Fu and people beat me up. Please

take me as your student. No way,

if I were to do that. You would get free

room and board, and I'd lose out in the

end, wouldn't I?I promise I'll work hard.

You shouldn't be living in the mountains

alone. If anything happens to you, I can

help. Damn you! Ow!

Ow! Ow! That hurts!

Ohh Stop

pretending.

Sister, dinner's ready.

Come and eat. Hmm

I heard the guy I beat up yesterday is

from another town. That's right. When I

went out to buy Jostick's this morning,

the old man told me that the kid's from

another province. They made a couple of

bets. You bet with that old man?Stupid

idiot. What a sucker. He

bet the boy he couldn't make you smile

and then frowned. Luckily, the young man

won the bet. At the time of the bet, the

old fox didn't say when he would pay up

if he lost. He'll never pay him. The boy

won't get his money. It's very childish

of them to bet on such a thing. Old fox

done this before. So many people have

fallen for his cunning tricks. He's a sly

bastardHmmThat stupid

young fellow will never learn. I think he
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likes to gamble. I hope this time he's

learned a good lesson. He shouldn't have

won. I only played with him. Didn't

really fight. I could have killed him if

I wanted. So why didn't you thrash him?

Mmm. Sister, I

think he's quite a nice guy. He's so

stubborn. He knew he couldn't fight, but

he didn't give up. He is still very

young. He'll learn because he's not a

coward. HmmWonder if we'll

ever meet him again. Sister,

the both of us have come a long way to

get to this town. We changed our names.

Worked hard for a living. So we'll find

our enemy. Until we've taken revenge,

I'm not going to get involved withanyone.
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Every one of our family has been

murdered. We were lucky. We managed

to escape. We had to get away and hide

somewhere. We're alone now. We must be

strong.

Bastards they totally murdered your

brother-in-law. I hate them.

Now I'm a widow, so you have to

marry and start up our family again.

Okay, leave me now. Yes, sir.

You damn bitch

Master, your leg's wounded. That damn
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bitch did it to me. She's lucky she got

her way, but I'll get her. Yeah. Come on,

bitch

I feel so sorry for that boy. If he'll

find me here, I'm sure he'll try to kill

me. I guess I do need some help.

Come in.

You're a stubborn young man. It's so cold

and wet outside you can stay.

It's only because I pity you. Well, thank
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you. I'm so grateful, Master.

Listen, I'm not your master.

There's something I have to settle first

before I can take a student. But if I

have any time, I will show you some

techniques and you practice. Tomorrow, I

will teach.

Master, I gotta go take a

leak. Damn it. Then

you do it in your pants.

Ohh

Boy, what a really.

The third one.

Yes, Sir. Come here. Sure.
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What's the matter?

Cut this in half with your hand.

That's easy.

Sense isn't everything. You must have

skill. You must use your head too. You

sense unskill. Also.

You have to understand the technique, or

else you will never become a good

fighter. I'll remember, master.

HuhI've told you I'm not your master.

Don't you dare call me that again.

Yeah. Sister, your kung fu is
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really excellent and it's improving every

day. Sister, we must keep on

practicing hard and try to develop some

new styles from our kung fu. What we've

learned is really nothing much at all.

There are only the few basic steps. So

now we must try to develop some new

moves. That way we can outwit our

enemies. All right, come on, let's try.
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Where do we start?Okay, you

attack me.

Umm
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That's good. This style is a very good

one. Attack, sister. Hit out and surprise

them when they least expect it. Tryagain.

Sister. Sister, are you OK,

huhI'm all right. That was good. So try

again with unexpected moves. That'll put

your enemies off. If you keep practicing

hard, we can get our revenge.

Mountain climbing is good for your waist

and legs. Improves breathing. This is

very important for gunfoo. Master, we

come in here every day to practice?Hmm

When I'm good at it, I'll go get that

cheeky bitch youselves piss potsI'll

teach her a damn good lesson. She had a

speak to me. Why are you mumbling to

yourself?

Come on, we'll practice here. I will show

you weapon training. When using a

spear, you must be accurate and fast.
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Hmm Hit up and down. Block and attack.

Thrust straight ahead. Do you understand
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the technique?I think I've got it.

Understand it before learning

it. It'll make training easier.

That's wrong.

Lower, higher, level.

Up.

That's still not right.

Huh

Damn, who put that there?huh

You stupid idiot! You smashed the ear

into pieces. Now the poor spirit can't

rest in peace. That's careless. Give it!

Please forgive him. He's just a stupid

kid. Please forgive him.

Stop fooling around. Who are you?I

told you I'm the queen.

But you can't be the queen. My spirit was

disturbed. Someone broke the urn, but you

mended it, and I came here to repay you.

Repay me?

Master.

Master. Master!

Didn't you sleep well?Just didn't get

enough. Did you see anything last night?

Nothing, except for two bodies. No.

Two bodies, huhIt was

a strange dream, but it was a really

beautiful dream. A pretty girl came to

my room last night and she raped me. Is

that so?Mm-hmm

What did you do?What do you think?

I laid back and enjoyed it. Hmm

Why couldn't it have happened to me?What

do you say?Start practicing. Huh

Sir, you're quite intelligent.

Very quick. After you've learned it,

keep practicing every day.

Yeah. Come on, that's enough for today.

Let's go. All right.

Should be my turn today, huh
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Hmm

What are you doing?Oh, I just killed a

snake. Come on. You're coming.

Here.

UmmHey,

Master. Man's really a nice place to

go practice facing the sea and all

those flowers. Beautiful, clean, fresh

air. It's so peaceful and just

fantastic. Nice surroundings up there.

It's really a peaceful place.

Certainly a peaceful man is a

very lucky man. That's right,

Master. I've been unlucky lately.

Nothing seems right. Hey, can you tell

me something about my future?Will I be

luckier?You. You've

got a lucky face. It's in your eyes.

Luck should be coming your way soon. And

now look at your hair. That's a good

sign. And the way it falls down tells me

that love's coming your way to a

pretty girl. Really?But we live in

such a deserted place. No ghost around

for miles. How am I going to get one?

Master, have some wine. Your

life's be destined, my boy.

We've no say at all. No one can change

their life. It's all fate. If you're a

good man, then your future will be

good.

Even your sons will be blessed

forever. Life will be good for

them if you're not evil. All will

be well. Do unto

others as you would have them do unto

you, huhYou're

right. My mother always said that.

Life is like a wheel of fortune. What

you give out, you'll receive back.

Hey, master, you're drunk now. Huh
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Hey, come on. Let me take you to your

room so that you can rest, huhNo, I'm

not drunk. Mo. Why?Uh, yes, you are. Come

on, let's go.

Coming. Who's there?It's

me, the queen.

Who's that?It's me. I am

the.

Hey, who are you?You wanted me here?

So here I am. Who the hell are you?

I'm Chang Fei, your mother's uncle's

cousin's brother's sister's nephew. We're

relatives. What do you want with me?

Go?Wanna go to bed?

Okay, you bastard

Ah

You can't get away.

Who told you to break the urn?I was

resting in peace before. Damn you,

you had to disturb me. I'm going to teach

you a lesson.

I'm going to use my screwdriver on you.

Stop fooling around.

Who's fooling around?No,

no, no, no,

noCome

on. No, noHere, and here, and here,

and here.

Oh, no! I don't swing that way. I don't

care. It turns me on.

Oh, no! Ohh

Ah,

Sam, what's wrong?Are you all right?

Not enough sleep?Master, Cheng Fei came

to my room last night and gave me

trouble. Cheng Fei?You must be
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crazy. He's a legendary hero, died

years ago. You're crazy. I know, it

seemed real. Guess I was dreaming.

You must have been, you idiot. Come on,

practice. Master, what kind of

kung fu is that, a new style?Ohh

I invented this style myself. If you

learn all the basic steps in kung fu,

then it's easy. You can vary them.

Awesome. Is there any tobacco left?No,

sir, you've finished it all. You want

some more?Ohh I don't know

why. I've been smoking so much lately,

I feel addicted. After I have a smoke, I

always feel so good. Master,

you look a bit sick to me right now.

Nonsense. You look sick yourself.

Look at you. You're walking around like

you've got piles, lad. Master, I'll

buy you tobacco.

Piles.

Hi. How you

doing?

Hey, Mr. Tobacco here. This brand's good.

Come and try it. It's great stuff. Master

is. HuhAin't my wedding. No, thanks. I

want dragon bread. 2 LB Pack. OK.

Here you are. Come on back. Try. It's the

best.

Stupid fool.

Hey, boss, they've really fallen into our

trap. He bought the tobacco that's got

the opium in it. Good. After he smoked

the opium, he'll be hooked on it.

Hey, boss, what if he doesn't get

addicted to the stuff?What the hell are
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we going to do then?Don't worry.

One puff of that opium, he'll be hooked

for the rest of his life. Hmm, when the

old man finds out it's been spiced up.

You think I sounded it and kill him?

That'll be absolutely perfect. That's my

plan.

Sister, after we fought off Ghost Leg, he

disappeared. I wonder where he is. So, we

meet again. I've got you this time.

Sister, he hasn't changed one bit, the

stubborn fool. Didn't know last time, so

I'll teach him again. Sister.

Let me teach him a lesson. He'll be sorry

he met us. Little fool, I'll make you beg

for mercy. Me beg you?You'd like that,

wouldn't you, lady?Got high hopes. No

guy'll ever kneel for you. Your looks

will scare them away, you stupid old

maid. Sister,

the bastard talks too much. Let's shut

his mouth for him. Go on, try and shut me

up. I know Kung Fu now. You can't shut me

around. HmmCome on and show us how much

Kung Fu you've learned. You little smart

assCome on, I'm ready. You too be sorry

you ever crossed me.

Tell me who taught your Kung Fu.

My master. Who the hell do you think?

What's your master's name?His name is

nobody. Nobody.

You'd better tell us where he is.

Is this where he lives?Yeah. Come

on, hurry. Get
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inside.

Long Ching. Long Yan.

Uncle. Uncle.

What are you doing here?That's right,

Uncle. We've looked everywhere for you.

Long Ching. I thought you'd all been

killed. How did you two get away alive?

Uncle. When we were out, our family was

murdered. They were all dead. When we

got back home. In order to get our

revenge, we came here looking for the

killer. Uncle, we've been searching for

him. Base disappeared. Ghostleg's always

been like that. He's a mysterious man.

Sly too. You must be careful.
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Longyan, how come you've returned with

him?The old bastard was making fun of us,

and so we thought we'd teach him a good

lesson. Oh, that's right. His style was

familiar. He was using our Kung Fu

techniques, and so we forced him to take

us to his master. We didn't expect to

find you. Oh, I haven't taken him as my

student. I let him stay here because I

pity him. And when I feel like it, I

teach him a few steps. Uncle, last
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time at a temple, he insulted me. And so

we taught him a very good lesson. But

then he teased sister. That's right. The

bastard will never learn. He's a stubborn

idiot. Get rid of him. Master. I'm

sorry. I didn't know they were relatives.

BastardHe's OK. Except he's got a big

mouth. Now, do you want to be a cripple

again?Oh, no, I won't do it again.

You sure?Because next time I'll kill you.

Yes, ma'am. I'll behave.

Dongqing, I'll punish him for

misbehaving. Listen, tell me, where

are you both staying now?In a stone

cottage. It's at the foot of the

mountain. Uncle, how would you

like us to come and live with you?Keep it

company. Take care of. That's right. You

can't. If you move in now, I'm afraid

it'll arouse suspicion. Uncle,

here, sit up. Are you all right?Come on,

take it easy. There. I'm fine.

It's only old age, don't worry. Uncle,

have a rest then. I'm just a

bit dizzy. It's nothing serious.

The two of you, go on home. Okay, we'll

leave you now.

Hey.

Master,

my feet are tired.
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Father, Mother, today

we found uncle after all these years,

all this time he's been looking for us.
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He's been traveling around and

he's living in the mountains now.
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You've got the wrong guy. Now we have it.

Yellow when we run.

You all

right?

Who sent you here?Answer me right now.

You bitchKeep out of this. Get lost. I

reckon you're asking to get killed. Just

try it. You bastards must be bored with

life. You better speak up now. Who the

hell sent you here?Wouldn't you like to

know?I'll tell you when you're dead. Get

ready

to

die.

You better run for your life. If you

don't, you're both dead. Yeah. Come on.

Thanks for saving my life.

The rice costs money. Pick it up.

Right.

Uncle. Huh

Uncle.

Damn there. No matter what,

I'll make them sorry. They'll pay for
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this with their blood. They're dumb

bastardsUncle,

have a rest.

Uncle, you must take good care of

yourself. Now that we're all together, we

can all join in to find the killer.

Lung Ching, don't worry. Just as long

as I'm alive, I'll find Ghostleg and kill

him. He can't get

away. He's a goddamn devil.

When your father was young, he was

hot-tempered. He fought with Ghostleg

and crippled him. He shouldn't have

spared his life because Ghost Leg

murdered your family in revenge. Uncle,

have you any idea where he is?

No one knows where he is because

he's careful in all he does. He makes

sure no one knows where he's hiding. His

Kung Fu is very good, and what's more,

it's improving every day.

Uncle, is he really so hard to

defeat?I believe he is.

He knew we were here when he sent his

men, but he wasn't sure about our

strength. That's why he didn't come. But

he'll be here soon. Ben,

we've got to be careful. If you're right.

I think we better move from here. Yes, we

should get out of here. No, no,

we don't have to do that yet. Let me

think. We'll give him a shock or two. We

will catch him. We'll surprise him.

You think it'll work?Uncle,

how are we going to do that?Even though

Ghost Leg is very good at his Gung Fu,

he won't be sure where he stands with us.

He won't come here unless he's sure he'll
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win. That'll give us time. Meanwhile,

the three of us must work together and

teach all our Gung Fu styles to one

person. One person.

Give me your sum. That's

exactly right, my dear. How do you feel

about it, Lung Yan?Me. Uncle,

as long as we can get our revenge, we'll

sacrifice. We'll do anything.
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He's not that bad. You're the only two

left in the family. You were once

married, and that leaves only Lung

Yan to continue a family, so she must

marry and have some children.

Ah, Sam is a good man and I know he'll

take care of her. We'll teach him our

Kung Fu techniques. Once he's in the

family, he'll take revenge for us.

Uncle, when do we start?We must

hurry. Don't worry. Hmm

Now, Sam, come here.

Master. A famous Shaolin style is the
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Hung Fist. Hung stands for justice and
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for righteousness. To learn it, you

have to be a just person, an honest man.

Never betray friends nor family.

Just remember, you strike with a bridge,
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and then with your leg, kick,

finally block. Both attack and

defense are important. Your right hand
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should be used in your attacks. Left hand

is used for defense.

Nassam,

you're pretty good. You'll be a great

fighter. But you should try to curb your

temper. Master,

I'll remember all you've said. Hassan,

you've been with me for three years now.

Your gung fu's improved a lot. Now you

should start thinking of your future.

Marry some girl and settle down.

Master, I've still much to learn. I can't

settle down yet.

What do you think of young Lan?Young Lan?
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I think she's a conceited bitchShe beat

me up once. I'd like to marry her

someday. Then I can make her serve me and

obey me. Hassan, you're

being very silly. You've been here a long

time. Though I refuse to take you as my

student, I'd like to have you

as my relative. Your relative?

Yes. I'll take you as my student from now

on. And if you marry Young Lan...

We'll also be relatives. That's

fantastic. Don't get so

excited. Things might be different after

you're married. I don't care. As long as
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I'm the boss and she'll have to obey me.

Don't think she will. Master, tell me,

when can we marry?Hey, Coolip, you're

overexcited. I'll make it quick. You can

marry her tonight.

Hey, boss. Lung Yan and Darsan are

getting married tonight. Why don't we pay

them a visit and surprise them, huh

Not yet. We'll wait until the

old bastard is really weak. When he's

lost all his strength, then we'll be sure

to win.

Darling.

Why are you staring?Don't you recognize

me?Darling, be gentle. You're my wife

now. Just calm down. Of course I

recognize you. Want to look at you. You

afraid of me?No. Of

course I'm not. Should I be afraid of you?

Who do you think you are?I'm your

husband, silly. You should obey me. Let's

not start arguing now. Darling, let's go

to bed. Huh

Darling, just what are you doing up there?

I just want to show you who the boss is.

Well, we'll have to see about that. What

do you propose to do?First, I'm going to

show you how it's done. My own special

style. Your style. But I

want you to do it my way. HuhYou want to

teach me, huhWhich position, huhDo you

want to ride horsey?How do you want it,

smart assHey, darling.

Darling, tonight's a special night. Come

on, baby, let's not fight. Why not?I'm

going to teach you some tricks. Let's

start with your head, your eyes, your

ears, your nose, and there's your big

chest.

Come on, get your gear off.

Ohh Like it?You ever had it as good?

Darling, you serious?Certainly. Hey,

hey, hey, hey, hey

But it's no fun. I know some better

styles. Hey, pull it, baby. Hey,

what's the matter?You want a drink?

Want a kiss?Dirty bastard

How dare you?You can't touch.

Darling, careful or you'll break theball.

OK.

What's wrong?Can't keep it up. Ohh Let

me see if I can help you.

My dear, are you very tired?Then have

some tea.

Have some more. There's plenty here.

Let me give you some food. I'm very good

at cooking. Do you like your food fried

or poached?Fried or food tossed it raw?
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Oh, I should make you stand your right

again. My dear, you're trying to be

naughty. It's bad for you. You must

listen to me from now on.

It's for your own good, darling

husband.

Had enough yet?Want me to cook you some

more food?Hiya. Hi

darling. Try a cry. Toss, toss.

My dear. Smell it. Doesn't it smell

good?

Are you going to behave yourself?How

about you want some more?Sister, please

help me. Tell her she shouldn't beat her

husband up. This is too much. You know

some Kung Fu. Why can't you defend
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yourself?You're quite useless. If you

can't even control your own wife, how can

I help?Why don't you go and train harder?

I know my Kung Fu isn't good, but I'm

good at making love. She doesn't want to

try me. You conceited bastard you.

I doubt if you can do it. You can't even

stand straight. You sleep out here.

Out here. Don't be so cruel,

darling. It's a wedding night.

Wedding. You're such a goddamn

weakling. Go back to your master.

Learn some more Kung Fu. If you defeat

me, I will do anything. I'll be at your

command. Master, young lad

locked me out of the room last night.

Beat the living daylights out of me. How

do you expect me to live with such a

fierce wife?Master, you've got to help

me, please. I want to show her I'm the

boss. What's that?Your wife

didn't sleep with you last night?You sure

it wasn't your fault?Do you know how to

do it?Of course I'm an expert, but she

never gave me a chance. How could I prove

it to her?A chance?

You don't need a chance. Just show her.

All you've got to do is pin her down.

She'll have to do what you tell her to.
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It's easy. Make a wash and cook and farm

and serve. If you're good at Kung Fu,

she'll have to obey her every command.

Master, I believe you. But

how can I win a fight?She's good at Kung

Fu and my knees shake at the sight of

her. I'd like to Make Love to her, but

you won't let me. Don't give up so

easily. I'll try to help you. Show me

how she beat you up. Just show me her

moves. Well,

it was fry, fry and fry,

toss, toss and toss. Then she kept on

hitting me in the face like that.
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That's simple. You should try

chop, cut,

drain, burn.

These moves should stop her. Go home and

try them out now. Thank you. Wait till I

get home. I'll show her she shouldn't

mess with me. Silly boy.

Darling.

Darling?HmmLearn any new techniques?

Well, naturally. Come on, let me showyou.

What you need is a wash. Is that so?

Darling, give us a hug.

Your

comfort has improved. Pity. You're

still no match for me.

Master, those moves you taught me didn't

work again. She beat the hell out of me.

You're so goddamn useless. Show me what

she did this time. They were weird moves,

but powerful. Chicken legs.

Kick me hard, like this. Then she did

this. Made me dizzy.

Okay, you just learned this.

Watch me.

It doesn't seem right. I think Mass is

just teasing. They aren't Kung Fu stars.

He's just making a fool of him. I wonder

why he's doing it.

I'm going to ask Master to teach me some

real Kung Fu, and I'll also ask Sister to

teach me something. I'll make sure I

learn their style.

I'll combine the two different techniques

together, and after that I'll change it a

bit. Then I'll be damn good.

HmmI wonder why that guy is so

generous. He sells his tobacco so cheap.

Well, I always buy from them. They charge

me less. Don't trust them. Maybe we

should check them out. Women are always

so suspicious. Come on, let's hurry.

Master's waiting.

No! You bastard

I'm getting weaker!Because

you've put opium in my tobacco!

Damn traitor! That's not true, Master. I

promise you I didn't do it. Master, don't

call me master anymore!

Where did you get the tobacco from?Uncle!

Uncle, I'm sure he didn't know what's

inside of tobacco. He's innocent.

Sometimes when he's busy, I buy it for

you, so he cannot blame Assam.

Awesome. I'm very sorry.

I think somebody's out to kill me.

Please get him.

The two tobacco sellers. I will suspect

of them. They must work for Ghost Leg.

Who's Ghost Leg?If I meet the bastard

I'll skin him alive. I'll kill him.

Awesome. Even though

your kung fu's improved immensely, you're

still not good enough to fight him.

He's too powerful. Just keep on

practicing your kung fu. Yes,

master. I've invented some new styles.

Would you check them?

Show me your styles.

Yes, sir, right away.

Longya. He's our only hope to take

revenge. We all depend on him.

Uncle, don't you worry. A son can do

it. He won't disappoint us.

Master, what do you think of it?Uh,

some. Your kung fu's very good.

HuhBut it can be more flexible.

It's too rigid now. Make your move

smoother.

Then you can fight anyone.

Assam, let us go find Sister. Maybe she

can help you make your move smoother.

Right. Master, we're just off to meet

Sister. Right. I have to take a

rest. Goodbye, take care.

Darling, how's that for boys?

That looks pretty good, but you need more

practice. Asam, you must be

patient and work harder. Then your kung

fu will be perfect. You'll be the best

fighter, much better than any of us. Now

Lung Yan might want to sleep with you.

Darling, this is not all I know. I've

mastered a special technique, which I use

in bed, and it'll make you feel so good.

Easier said than done, husband.

Umm Darling, we still own the whereabouts

of that bastard ghost leg. Listen, why

don't you disguise yourself as a man and

work in the tea house?

Get your hot buns. Hey,

more tea. Come on.

I'm coming. Hot bun here.

Hey, give us a hot bun, baby.

Dummies, what are you doing?Hey, what's

up?Why the hell do you look so sad?

Did your wife run off with another man or

something?You've got my bed all wet.

Look at it, will you?How

old are you anyway?Still play with your

beddy at your age?You play with it at

home when nobody comes out of you. Hey,

tell you a secret, her constant handling

makes it much weaker.

Oh, come on. Come and get it, then.

Hey!What are you doing?Get

lost. It's none of your

business. You're scaring our customers

and ruining our business.

I don't give a damn. I don't lose out.

That's right. Gentlemen, gentlemen,

excuse his manners. It was his first day

here. Please forgive him. He doesn't know

what he's doing. I don't think the

kid likes it. Hey, boss, since it's

obvious we're not welcome here. Let's go

elsewhere for tea. Yeah. Come

on. Come onHey,

hold it there.

What do you want now?You haven't paid a

bill. Pay?Never. What do you mean?
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You're joking. You've eaten so much you

just walk out?I said I

never pay. Ohh

Will you look at that?What's that?My, my

It's got brains.

You bitch

You bitchIt's a girl. I'll

get you. Do you hear that?
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Go get

Little bitch let's see who gets who now.

You just lie there for me. She'll look

lovely in her bed. Oh, please let her go.

Oh, please. Why don't you let her go,

huhI can't let her go. Just now she asked

me to stay.

Help, help, help, ohh help

A thumb! Hot meat rolls, shrimp

dumplings, you're trying all that

already. Okay, try this then, my chili

leg. You?Who the hell are you?Where are

you from then?I'm a Sam, from

China. You must be

crazy. What the hell is wrong with you?

Go and get the son of a bitch

Ohh

Oh, stop it. Stop it. Please forgive me,

sir. I'm sorry, sir. Don't hurt me

anymore, sir. If I ever find you here

again, I'll break all your bones. Do you

understand?You're lucky to be alive right

now. Now get lost. Oh, I will, sir. Right

away, sir. I'm going now, sir. Please,

sir. Get out of here. Yes, sir. Yes,

sir. Now. Oh.

Come on. Get out of here.
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Come on.
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Assam, you were just great. Big fat

bullies. Teach them a lesson. I'm glad

you've punished them, but I'm still the

one who loses cash. Sorry about that.

Mister, how much damage has been done?

I'll give you some cash for the damage.

I don't care about money. I'm just

worried about those guys you beat up.

They'll come back here for revenge. If

they don't come here again, I'll kill

every one of them. Don't worry. If they

come back, we will help you. How are you

going to help me?You mean fight them

again?They're very well known around

here. Troublemakers, they won't spare

me. I think it's best if we all left now.

No. Why should we?We're not going

anywhere.

Hey, you two got me in a lot of trouble.

You put opium in the tobacco. Why did you

do it?Why are the questions?It's too

late now. Too damn late.

You don't have to worry anymore. You'll

soon be dead. Our master is on his way

here. He'll answer your questions, then

he'll let you die slowly.

Wasteful thinking. I'll get rid of you

two first and then him.

Darling, it's going to be different now.

I want you below me. I'll make you feel

very good, humble wife.

You'll do everything I tell you from now

on.

Lungian. Tell me what's happened.

yeah

Sister, Assam's done it. He can beat

anyone.

Darling, tonight I'll teach you a few new
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kung fu styles. All right, let's play it
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my way now. Sitting footer.

The jumping frog.

The upper twist.

The waiting style.

And another one, upside down style.

You fools! You mean the two of you can't

fight a kid?But boss, his kung fu is

unbelievably good. You must think of a

way to kill him. Well, the old man is

about to use a spy now. And I don't think

our son and the two girls are any real

threat to us. We'll get him.

Hey,

that's

good. Go on.

Get out.

Master, I found the two tobacco sellers.

We fought. I killed one of them. The

other one managed to escape.

Now that you've killed one of his men,

Ghost Leg will surely come out of hiding.

And since he knows I'm not too well,

he'll come here. But I'm confident your

Gung Fu's better than his.

Uncle, Uncle, they come here.

Now it's just as I expected.

Ghost Leg has come to get us.

Huh, Sam?Master, you ready?

You were lucky you got away the last

time, but today no one escaped.

You bastardYou've murdered our

entire family. But today you'll

die, ghost leg. I

must achieve what I set out to do.

Nothing and no one can get in my way.

Take him together.

Assad. Kill him now. Kill him now. Assad.

Kill him now. Kill him. Kill him. Kill

him. Kill him.

Assad. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him.