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That logo music just gets you pumped.
Right?
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I'm sorry. I just, I'm excited
to be here. It's been a while.
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You know, for a long time,
I wasn't sure I'd ever be back.
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Disney bought Fox...
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there was a whole boring rights issue,
blabbity-blabbity-blah.
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But then, it turned out, they wanted me.
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The one guy
who shouldn't even have his own movie...
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much less a franchise.
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Marvel's so stupid.
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Look, we know the title of this thing. So...
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I know what you're wondering.
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How are we gonna do this
without dishonoring Logan's memory?
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And I'll tell you how.
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We're not.
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I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
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Wolverine is not dead.
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Sure, it made for a perfect ending
to a very sad story.
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But that's not how
regenerative healing factors work.
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You think I wanna be out here
in beautiful downtown North Dakota...
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digging up the one and only Wolverine?
No, thank you.
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But the fate of my entire world is at stake.
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He may not be living his best life,
but he sure as hell ain't dead.
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Bingo.
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Yahtzee.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Damn it!
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Son of a bitch!
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You...
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Christ. Motherfucker!
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My world is fuck...
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That was weird.
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I'm much calmer now.
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Look, I'm not a man of science.
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But you seem incredibly passed away.
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But it's good to see ya.
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I gotta be honest,
I've always wanted to ride with you, Log.
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You and me getting into it.
Deadpool and Wolverine just fuckin' shit up.
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Can you imagine the fun, the chaos...
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the residuals?
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"G'day, mate.
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"There's nothing that'll
bring me back to life faster...
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"than a big bag of Marvel cash."
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Me too, Hugh.
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But, no. No, no, no.
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You had to get all noble and die for real.
Goddamn it!
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I could really use your help right now.
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Wait!
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I'm warning you, I'm not alone.
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Wade Winston Wilson...
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you are under arrest
by the Time Variance Authority...
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for too many crimes to list.
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Come out...
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and we'll extend you the courtesy...
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- of taking you in one piece.
- Death by day-player.
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Last chance.
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Throw out your weapons
and come out peacefully.
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I'm not gonna give you my weapons...
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but I promise not to use them.
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There are two hundred and six bones
in the human body.
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Two hundred and seven
if I'm watching Gossip Girl.
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Here we go. Maximum effort.
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Okay, peanut.
Guess we're getting that team up after all.
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Maradona from outside the box!
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{\an8}Goal!
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Come on, big fella.
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I am soaking wet right now.
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To be clear, I'm not proud of any of this.
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The wanton violence,
the whiff of necrophilia. It isn't who I am.
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It isn't who I wanna be.
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Who I wanna be?
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Well, to help you understand that...
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I've gotta take you back.
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A little joyride I took
through space and time...
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to the day that changed everything.
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{\an8}I can't believe I'm finally here.
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{\an8}I've waited for this moment for so long.
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Thank you, sir, for seeing me.
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I firmly believe...
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that my services could be of...
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great use to your organization.
Now I know...
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I was caught smashturbating
in the lobby of Stark Tower...
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- but I can assure you that...
- Smashturbating?
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I'm sorry, what, what was that?
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No, I'm sorry.
That, that's when you get those toy...
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Hulk hands, right? And then you just,
you look down, and you just...
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you brace yourself,
and you ravage the midsection.
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- Pinch the... Yeah. Okay.
- I get it. Okay, thank you.
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- The picture's painted.
- You get the gist.
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What exactly brings you here today?
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Why am I... Wow. Okay.
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I care.
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I know I turn everything into a joke,
but I...
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I care, and I, I wanna use that feeling...
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for something important.
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I, I wanna matter.
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I need to show my girl that I matter.
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And...
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you know,
I feel like I'm wasting the good stuff here.
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- Is the man not gonna be joining us?
- The man?
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Yeah. I should save this if he's gonna...
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As, as far as you're concerned right now,
I'm the man.
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- No.
- The man is me.
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I am the man in this circumstance.
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He doesn't do this kind of thing anymore.
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- Cameos?
- Meetings.
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- Meetings.
- Entry-level meetings.
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Entry-level?
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Aren't you the chauffeur...
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- maybe?
- I... Common misconception.
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- Okay.
- I did begin my career as Mr. Stark's driver.
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- Okay.
- Quickly pivoted to...
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- Chauffeur.
- ...the Head of Security.
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The Head of... Of course, yes, yes, yes.
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And why I am vetting your résumé.
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You seem to have left out
whether or not you had...
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any experience as a member of a team.
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Could you maybe
add a little bit of perspective there?
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No, yes, of course. I was Special Forces...
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- Okay.
- but I was... Mainly, I was team leader...
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founder, really, of X-Force.
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Sadly, they,
they all perished in action though.
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How exactly did that happen?
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Well, the police say gravity, but if...
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Just between us...
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- they didn't test well in the focus group.
- I see.
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- Particularly Cable.
- X-Force.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look,
I can see this isn't going well.
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Please stop writing. Look, I, I...
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I'm just... I wanna be an Avenger.
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I wanna be an Avenger.
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Why do you wanna be an Avenger?
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Look around you. I mean, they're the,
they're the best of the best.
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And, and what they do matters.
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I need to be an Avenger.
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Sir, my girl has kinda had it with my shtick,
and I, if I don't, you know...
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turn things around
and do something with my gifts...
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I don't think it's gonna
really work out for me...
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and I wouldn't blame her.
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Avengers are a very unique group
of superheroes...
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that stand for something...
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more than just fighting and wearing costumes.
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I mean, people look up to us.
Kids look up to us.
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- They...
- I'm sorry. "Us?"
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I wasn't aware that you were an Avenger.
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- Avengers-adjacent, technically.
- Oh, wow.
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What's your superpower?
Is it parallel parking? I am so sorry.
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That was cruel.
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I lash out when I'm nervous.
Won't happen again.
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- Let's cut to the chase.
- Please.
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You just said moments ago...
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that you wanted to be an Avenger
because you need it.
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Yes, sir, I do.
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But the Avengers don't do the job because
they need it.
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They do the job because people need them.
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Do you see the distinction?
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Yes, sir.
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Please, Mr. Hogan.
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I don't wanna spend the rest of my life
like an annoying one-trick pony.
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All right.
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Oh, my God, you're standing.
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Yeah, now's the time that we stand.
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Damn it.
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Now, the problem might be that you're...
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reaching a little, little too high.
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Aim for the middle, and you'll never miss.
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Right? I think you got a good heart.
I believe what you're saying.
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But not everybody's the world-saving type.
I'm not, and I'm happy.
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Right? I found my place.
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Find your place.
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- All right? Get back out there.
- Mm-hmm.
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- We'll keep an eye on you. Good luck.
- Okay.
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Fetch the car. I wanna hit Shake Shack.
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Rejection makes me hungy.
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- Really? No?
- No, no. Please.
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- Yeah, no, no, no. Okay, thank you.
- Oh, okay.
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You know what they say.
When one door closes...
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your locker at work opens.
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Now let's go sell some certified
pre-owned vehicles, motherfu...
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Technically, the,
the Carnival's not a minivan.
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It's an MPV.
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So how does the Kia compare to...
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- the Honda Odyssey?
- The Odyssey?
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That's a great question.
It doesn't fucking suck.
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You know, you can answer
the question without swearing.
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I'm sorry, Tammy, I don't, I don't have kids.
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Not that I haven't dreamt of that...
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but I don't have a lot of vaginal sex.
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{\an8}You'll get 'em next time, pal.
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And look,
you can always go back to superhero-ing.
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I mean,
I know I'd like to see you back in the suit.
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I don't keep it in my locker
so that I can wear it.
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I keep it in my locker in case
we need to saddle up again.
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Hey, hey, hey. What?
What is that doing in there?
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I'm done.
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I'm done.
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And I'm fine with being done.
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Look, is sales the best match?
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Probably not.
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Is this the life that
I always imagined for myself? Fuck no.
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But this is the right fit for me,
Sugar Bear, it is.
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Okay, Mr. Wilson.
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I'm just saying, once a month,
we could go on a little mission.
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We're human beings. We crave purpose.
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After all, we're Deadpool.
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Please stop saying that. We're not Deadpool.
I'm not even Deadpool anymore.
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Well, if you're gonna have a midlife crisis,
go big.
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A few years ago...
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a friend of mine got his nipples pierced
with a titanium chain...
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that goes down
and attaches to his Van Johnson.
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Are, are you feeling grumplestiltskin
'cause it's your birthday?
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What?
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No.
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No.
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Surprise!
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Hey, you guys are lucky I'm not armed.
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Get in here.
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If this were six years ago,
you'd all be dead.
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So then, he gets out of the cab,
and you will not believe it.
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- I turn around, and what do I find?
- AirPods.
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- His AirPods. Come on.
- His AirPods!
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Crazy story.
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- Every time. Come on.
- Every single time.
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Make any sales today?
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You know I didn't.
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Did you sell any dreamcatchers on Etsy
or whatever it is that you do?
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Our rent's due in three days, Wade.
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I can't keep carrying you.
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Relax. I have the money.
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I sold some old blood pressure medication
I found lying around.
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You tryin' to kill me, motherfucker?
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I'm not the one dousing everything in salt, motherfucker.
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I pray every day that...
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fire finds your body...
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and finishes the job...
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- God didn't have the nuts to do.
- That's hurtful.
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If you could hear the look on my face,
you'd smell how sad I am.
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You watched anything good?
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Great British Bake Off.
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Oh, goddamn.
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That show stood between me and suicide
for ten years.
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Those are my feelings
on abortion, religious freedom...
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animal rights, privacy rights, vaccines...
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free-market capitalism,
global climate change.
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Yeah, duh-duh-duh.
No, no speaking lines, Buck.
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00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:32,748
Hi, Yukio.
246
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:33,832
Hi, Wade.
247
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,707
Nice fake o'clock shadow.
248
00:14:36,665 --> 00:14:39,957
It's a summer balayage. From the French.
249
00:14:40,123 --> 00:14:43,290
It's meant to mimic the
natural highlights of the sun.
250
00:14:43,457 --> 00:14:45,165
- It's a toupée.
- It's a hair system.
251
00:14:45,332 --> 00:14:48,582
- I love your hair system, Wade.
- Thank you.
252
00:14:48,998 --> 00:14:50,582
Wanna do some cocaine?
253
00:14:50,748 --> 00:14:53,707
Hey, cocaine is the one thing
that Feige said is off limits.
254
00:14:53,873 --> 00:14:56,540
- What about Bolivian marching powder?
- They know all the slang terms.
255
00:14:56,707 --> 00:14:57,665
They have a list.
256
00:14:57,832 --> 00:14:59,498
- Even snowboarding?
- Even disco dust.
257
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:01,248
- White girl interrupted?
- Even Forrest Bump.
258
00:15:01,415 --> 00:15:03,290
- Booger sugar?
- I wouldn't even try powdered gonuts.
259
00:15:03,457 --> 00:15:06,915
- You wanna build a snowman?
- Yes. But I can't.
260
00:15:08,457 --> 00:15:09,290
Pull here.
261
00:15:09,957 --> 00:15:10,957
- Here?
- Yeah.
262
00:15:12,332 --> 00:15:13,832
- What happened?
- That's the fun part.
263
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,373
Thanks for coming.
264
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:17,457
Yeah.
265
00:15:17,623 --> 00:15:18,623
How's work?
266
00:15:18,915 --> 00:15:20,123
Oh, I got a promotion.
267
00:15:21,123 --> 00:15:21,998
No way.
268
00:15:22,165 --> 00:15:25,373
Yeah. It's mind-numbing middle management,
but I'm happy.
269
00:15:25,540 --> 00:15:26,582
That's great.
270
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:29,873
- You seeing anyone?
- How about you?
271
00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:32,373
Yeah.
272
00:15:32,873 --> 00:15:35,415
A guy from work. Dermot.
273
00:15:35,582 --> 00:15:36,623
Dermot.
274
00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:38,123
- He's kind.
- Good.
275
00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:39,790
Likes to go hiking.
276
00:15:39,957 --> 00:15:41,332
Hasn't gotten me shot yet.
277
00:15:41,498 --> 00:15:43,623
Well, it's early days.
278
00:15:47,748 --> 00:15:49,498
What about you? You seeing anyone?
279
00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:53,873
No, no, I live in a one-bedroom apartment.
I share a bed with Blind Al.
280
00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:58,790
- Okay. All right.
- All right.
281
00:16:00,457 --> 00:16:03,707
Happy birthday to you
282
00:16:03,873 --> 00:16:05,415
- Speech! Speech!
- Yes!
283
00:16:05,582 --> 00:16:07,373
All right. Okay, okay, okay.
284
00:16:08,332 --> 00:16:09,332
Birthdays.
285
00:16:09,498 --> 00:16:12,165
Boy, every spin around the moon
is a new adventure indeed.
286
00:16:12,332 --> 00:16:14,373
- Sun, dumbass.
- Okay, round-earther.
287
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,957
- Where was I?
- The adventure of life.
288
00:16:18,123 --> 00:16:19,123
Right.
289
00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:20,748
It's been a challenging few years.
290
00:16:20,915 --> 00:16:22,790
Haven't seen you guys in a while.
291
00:16:22,957 --> 00:16:25,040
Been through a lot, change of life.
292
00:16:25,207 --> 00:16:27,123
- Menopause?
- Bitch, are you improv-ing?
293
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,873
- Mm-mm.
- Sorry.
294
00:16:29,832 --> 00:16:31,207
I'm sorry that you had to see that, Yukio.
295
00:16:31,373 --> 00:16:32,457
It's okay.
296
00:16:34,748 --> 00:16:35,790
But I'm happy.
297
00:16:36,207 --> 00:16:37,457
You know, and that's, that's...
298
00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:40,415
because of each and every one of you.
299
00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:42,248
I guess, what I'm trying to say is...
300
00:16:42,415 --> 00:16:43,790
how proud I am, how grateful I am...
301
00:16:43,957 --> 00:16:45,207
to be standing in a room...
302
00:16:45,373 --> 00:16:48,040
with every single person I love.
303
00:16:53,623 --> 00:16:55,248
I'm the luckiest man alive.
304
00:16:57,748 --> 00:16:58,832
Make a wish, buddy.
305
00:16:58,998 --> 00:17:00,332
Ten-four, good buddy.
306
00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:02,665
Going down.
307
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:09,915
Wade Wilson?
308
00:17:10,081 --> 00:17:12,998
Oh, yeah. Dancers.
Dopinder must have ordered you.
309
00:17:13,498 --> 00:17:14,831
Are those supposed to be cop costumes?
310
00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:16,165
Never mind.
311
00:17:16,831 --> 00:17:20,165
Take your clothes off but leave the helmets.
And this isn't Pretty Woman.
312
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,415
We're kissing. All right?
313
00:17:22,581 --> 00:17:24,206
What song do you guys normally dance to?
314
00:17:25,581 --> 00:17:28,415
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
315
00:17:28,707 --> 00:17:29,915
Is that supposed to be scary?
316
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:33,707
Pegging isn't new for me, friendo.
But it is for Disney.
317
00:17:34,123 --> 00:17:34,957
Ah, ta, ta, ta!
318
00:17:35,248 --> 00:17:39,082
Okay, I've never been a natural bottom,
so we're gonna take things real slow.
319
00:17:39,248 --> 00:17:41,123
And I want some crazy eye contact.
320
00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:42,332
Not you.
You.
321
00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:44,582
Can't see your eyes through the mask,
but I can feel them.
322
00:17:44,748 --> 00:17:46,332
We're gonna move on down the hallway...
323
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:49,665
so we can spare a cleanup on aisle asshole.
How does everyone feel about this plan?
324
00:17:49,832 --> 00:17:52,790
- I don't like you.
- Yes. Let's hold on to that attitude.
325
00:17:52,957 --> 00:17:54,665
And we're gonna do it angry.
326
00:18:12,790 --> 00:18:13,957
Mr. Wilson...
327
00:18:15,873 --> 00:18:18,748
you appear to have soiled yourself
while unconscious.
328
00:18:18,915 --> 00:18:21,165
I wasn't unconscious. Who are you?
329
00:18:21,498 --> 00:18:23,290
I go by the name of Paradox.
330
00:18:23,457 --> 00:18:26,873
Mr. Paradox.
And you're sitting here at the TVA.
331
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,040
The Time Variance Authority.
332
00:18:29,207 --> 00:18:31,457
We're really a watchdog organization...
333
00:18:31,623 --> 00:18:35,332
except we're more lighthearted
than that sounds with a sort of...
334
00:18:35,498 --> 00:18:37,582
throwback, ironic twist.
335
00:18:37,748 --> 00:18:41,957
And we're in charge of defending
what's known as the Sacred Timeline.
336
00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:45,290
Holy fuck. That is a shit-ton of exposition
for a threequel.
337
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,332
Is this because I used Cable's time machine?
338
00:18:47,498 --> 00:18:50,123
Brought a couple of people back to life,
then I destroyed it.
339
00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:51,665
- That was a long time ago.
- Yes...
340
00:18:51,832 --> 00:18:54,498
we're aware of your abuse of your timeline.
341
00:18:54,665 --> 00:18:56,790
And you were so abusive of it.
342
00:18:57,582 --> 00:18:59,457
No, it has nothing to do with that.
343
00:18:59,623 --> 00:19:00,707
Walk with me.
344
00:19:06,582 --> 00:19:10,790
I brought you here, Mr. Wilson,
to tell you that you're special.
345
00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:14,415
In fact,
you've been chosen for a higher purpose...
346
00:19:14,582 --> 00:19:16,290
a purpose unclear even to me.
347
00:19:16,707 --> 00:19:18,748
But one that could...
348
00:19:18,915 --> 00:19:21,832
save the entire Sacred Timeline...
349
00:19:21,998 --> 00:19:24,582
from a possibly grisly fate
sometime in the future...
350
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:29,040
which may very well need to be... avenged.
351
00:19:29,332 --> 00:19:30,707
This Sacred Timeline...
352
00:19:31,790 --> 00:19:33,707
I assume I'm going to marvel...
353
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,248
at how...
354
00:19:35,915 --> 00:19:37,665
cinematic it feels?
355
00:19:37,832 --> 00:19:39,832
Gratuitous cameos...
356
00:19:39,998 --> 00:19:41,832
indiscriminate use of Variants,
the whole package?
357
00:19:41,998 --> 00:19:44,123
Well, you tell me.
358
00:19:50,915 --> 00:19:51,748
Cap!
359
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,498
You are no longer lost, Wade.
360
00:20:01,665 --> 00:20:04,123
You can be a hero among heroes.
361
00:20:04,665 --> 00:20:06,832
We've been surveilling you for quite a while.
362
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:09,748
- Subway station.
- A TVA outpost, yes.
363
00:20:10,957 --> 00:20:12,082
- And what is that?
- Hmm?
364
00:20:15,123 --> 00:20:16,498
Is that me? Is that Thor?
365
00:20:17,998 --> 00:20:19,207
Is he crying?
366
00:20:19,373 --> 00:20:21,165
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
367
00:20:21,332 --> 00:20:22,665
That happens in the distant future.
368
00:20:22,832 --> 00:20:25,040
- Why is Thor crying? Quick! Tell me.
- Do not speak to her.
369
00:20:25,207 --> 00:20:26,040
Stop that. Eyes on me.
370
00:20:26,207 --> 00:20:28,415
I brought you here
to offer you an opportunity.
371
00:20:28,582 --> 00:20:31,832
The opportunity you sought years ago,
but for which you were not ready.
372
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,623
We believe you're ready now.
373
00:20:33,790 --> 00:20:35,665
Ready for a chance to leave your timeline...
374
00:20:35,832 --> 00:20:38,165
and join the greatest universe of all.
375
00:20:38,332 --> 00:20:39,873
I am about to give you the thing
you've always wanted.
376
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,582
Oh, I smell what you're steppin' in.
377
00:20:41,748 --> 00:20:44,165
The power in the Marvel Universe
is about to change forever.
378
00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:48,207
I am the Messiah...
379
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:52,165
I am...
380
00:20:53,748 --> 00:20:54,998
Marvel Jesus.
381
00:20:56,415 --> 00:20:59,123
Can you excuse me for just a moment?
I'm just gonna go over here.
382
00:21:02,540 --> 00:21:03,915
Suck it, Fox!
383
00:21:04,082 --> 00:21:05,373
I'm going to Disneyland.
384
00:21:05,915 --> 00:21:06,790
Get fucked!
385
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,498
- Where do I sign?
- Oh, there's no need for paperwork.
386
00:21:12,665 --> 00:21:14,873
Good. Not to brag, but I do not read.
387
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,957
- Oh.
- There is one thing I will need, though.
388
00:21:22,457 --> 00:21:24,540
Oh, fuck off!
389
00:21:24,707 --> 00:21:26,665
Adorn me, Beardo.
390
00:21:47,290 --> 00:21:48,248
Fuckin' A!
391
00:21:49,290 --> 00:21:51,123
It's perfect! FYI...
392
00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:54,123
your tailor is a predator,
but I love it. Snug.
393
00:21:54,290 --> 00:21:58,665
No camel toe.
New car smell and adamantium katanas?
394
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,498
You shouldn't have.
395
00:22:00,832 --> 00:22:02,957
Go ahead. Take it in.
396
00:22:03,123 --> 00:22:05,623
And yes, your underwear is getting tighter.
397
00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:07,415
That guy knows what I'm talking about.
398
00:22:07,582 --> 00:22:09,082
His clothes says middle management...
399
00:22:09,248 --> 00:22:11,707
but his eyes say fuck-y fuck-y.
400
00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:13,540
Yes. You look very nice.
401
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:16,748
"Nice?" Your buddy here is ready to
throw it all away for me.
402
00:22:16,915 --> 00:22:18,123
- You callin' your wife?
- HR.
403
00:22:18,290 --> 00:22:19,457
Does your wife work in HR?
404
00:22:19,623 --> 00:22:21,707
I'm really glad you're taking this so well.
405
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,832
Oh. I'm taking it well.
406
00:22:23,998 --> 00:22:26,957
I have never had a problem
traveling for work. That said...
407
00:22:27,123 --> 00:22:28,290
we should talk vacation days.
408
00:22:28,665 --> 00:22:31,082
I'm more of a
one-week-on-one-week-off kind of guy.
409
00:22:31,248 --> 00:22:32,582
I think it's what they do in Denmark.
410
00:22:32,748 --> 00:22:35,207
You know, you'll never see a
Danish flag on the moon, but...
411
00:22:35,373 --> 00:22:36,457
goddamn it, they're happy.
412
00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:39,123
Now, let's power up your little
Amazon Fire phone there...
413
00:22:39,290 --> 00:22:42,498
and zip me back home so I can let my friends
know that they've been upgraded...
414
00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:43,707
to disciples.
415
00:22:43,873 --> 00:22:46,873
Yeah. I don't think you... quite understand.
416
00:22:47,707 --> 00:22:51,915
You will not be returning to your home
because there will be no home to return to.
417
00:22:52,082 --> 00:22:52,915
Come again?
418
00:22:53,082 --> 00:22:54,123
This time in my ears.
419
00:22:58,498 --> 00:23:01,415
This is your universe, Mr. Wilson.
420
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,290
That...
421
00:23:03,457 --> 00:23:07,540
is what happens when a universe
loses their Anchor Being.
422
00:23:07,707 --> 00:23:09,790
See how it decays from the inside?
423
00:23:09,957 --> 00:23:12,623
- This is how a reality dies.
- What's an Anchor Being?
424
00:23:12,790 --> 00:23:16,123
An Anchor Being is an entity of
such vital importance that when they die...
425
00:23:16,290 --> 00:23:19,790
their whole world
slowly withers out of existence.
426
00:23:19,957 --> 00:23:22,582
You've just won the lottery
because I didn't die.
427
00:23:22,748 --> 00:23:24,457
It was just a little midlife crisis.
I'm better now.
428
00:23:24,623 --> 00:23:26,040
Oh, no, no, no.
429
00:23:30,748 --> 00:23:33,457
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, I love to laugh.
430
00:23:33,623 --> 00:23:36,332
Can you imagine if you were the Anchor Being?
431
00:23:38,290 --> 00:23:40,790
- Yeah.
- No, it isn't you, Mr. Wilson.
432
00:23:41,623 --> 00:23:45,915
Your Anchor Being died
in an act of self-sacrifice so epic...
433
00:23:46,332 --> 00:23:48,457
that it sent shivers down the Timeline.
434
00:23:48,832 --> 00:23:51,665
I am referring, of course, to...
435
00:23:53,082 --> 00:23:56,790
Logan. The Wolverine.
436
00:24:00,332 --> 00:24:02,665
Don't be what they made you.
437
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,207
So this is what it feels like...
438
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,040
Logan.
439
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:19,957
Of course.
440
00:24:20,707 --> 00:24:21,540
Logan.
441
00:24:24,457 --> 00:24:25,748
Logan?
442
00:24:25,915 --> 00:24:27,873
The guy with forks for hands?
443
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,290
That Wolverine?
444
00:24:30,665 --> 00:24:34,707
Yeah, I got it. You can turn your retro
graphics of death off now. Make it stop.
445
00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:37,332
We're not doing it, Mr. Wilson.
We certainly can't stop it.
446
00:24:39,748 --> 00:24:40,707
How long have we got?
447
00:24:40,873 --> 00:24:43,207
In most cases, couple thousand years.
448
00:24:43,373 --> 00:24:45,373
- Well, sweet.
- Well, most cases aren't fast enough.
449
00:24:45,540 --> 00:24:46,498
Not for me.
450
00:24:47,082 --> 00:24:48,082
What does that mean?
451
00:24:48,248 --> 00:24:50,332
It means that I have been tasked...
452
00:24:50,498 --> 00:24:52,748
with overseeing the end of your universe.
453
00:24:52,915 --> 00:24:55,540
And regardless of what the
pencil pushers upstairs would prefer...
454
00:24:55,707 --> 00:24:56,832
I will not...
455
00:24:57,290 --> 00:25:00,582
waste my life watching it die slowly
of natural causes.
456
00:25:00,748 --> 00:25:02,915
We used to just prune these things. Simple.
457
00:25:03,082 --> 00:25:04,790
Elegant. Efficient. But I'm told the TVA...
458
00:25:04,957 --> 00:25:07,207
doesn't like to do that anymore.
Well I do.
459
00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:09,707
And no matter what my so-called
superiors say, the multiverse...
460
00:25:09,873 --> 00:25:11,540
does not need a babysitter.
461
00:25:11,707 --> 00:25:13,498
We need a mercy killer.
462
00:25:13,665 --> 00:25:15,082
And in this instance...
463
00:25:15,248 --> 00:25:17,665
I am the mercy killer.
464
00:25:22,748 --> 00:25:24,665
What in the MacGuffin is that?
465
00:25:24,832 --> 00:25:26,998
That's a Time Ripper, Mr. Wilson.
466
00:25:27,165 --> 00:25:28,707
An accelerant.
467
00:25:28,873 --> 00:25:33,457
Once completed, it will allow me to destroy
the spacetime matrix of your universe.
468
00:25:33,623 --> 00:25:35,623
You see, I don't want to work for the TVA.
469
00:25:35,790 --> 00:25:37,873
I want to be the TVA.
470
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,582
And the first step involves
showing this organization...
471
00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:42,415
how much more efficient it can become.
472
00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:46,873
To wit, I will be giving your universe
a swift and compassionate end.
473
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,457
And don't worry,
your friends won't feel a thing.
474
00:25:48,623 --> 00:25:50,415
It'll be over just like this.
"Oh, what's that?"
475
00:25:51,790 --> 00:25:52,873
Trust me.
476
00:26:05,582 --> 00:26:07,748
You're gonna Old Yeller my fucking universe?
477
00:26:07,915 --> 00:26:10,123
Mm... In your parlance, yes.
478
00:26:10,290 --> 00:26:11,332
Two in the heart, one in the head.
479
00:26:11,748 --> 00:26:13,707
Look, Mr. Wilson, you have two choices.
480
00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:17,082
You can either rejoin your loved ones
and collectively cease to exist in...
481
00:26:17,248 --> 00:26:20,082
I'd say, seventy-two hours. Or...
482
00:26:20,248 --> 00:26:22,790
you join the Sacred Timeline.
483
00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:25,207
And you end your days of
insignificance...
484
00:26:25,373 --> 00:26:27,290
and mediocrity.
485
00:26:27,457 --> 00:26:28,373
Wade.
486
00:26:29,082 --> 00:26:30,790
Wade, you can finally...
487
00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:33,373
finally, matter.
488
00:26:43,123 --> 00:26:45,165
That's all I've ever really wanted.
489
00:26:45,332 --> 00:26:46,582
I know.
490
00:26:47,207 --> 00:26:48,207
I know.
491
00:26:49,165 --> 00:26:52,665
And you know I'm,
I'm nothing if not morally flexible.
492
00:26:55,165 --> 00:26:56,123
Yep, yep.
493
00:26:58,457 --> 00:26:59,457
I'll do it.
494
00:26:59,623 --> 00:27:02,040
Wise choice.
The Sacred Timeline's happy to have you.
495
00:27:02,207 --> 00:27:04,040
I was actually talking about
finding the Wolverine...
496
00:27:04,207 --> 00:27:05,290
and breaking your fucking nose.
497
00:27:19,123 --> 00:27:21,457
Find him. Find him!
498
00:27:21,623 --> 00:27:23,373
And boy, did he ever.
499
00:27:25,248 --> 00:27:26,665
Which brings us back to this.
500
00:27:28,832 --> 00:27:30,790
The desecration of the sacred corpse.
501
00:27:35,123 --> 00:27:36,332
Oh, my God!
502
00:27:37,748 --> 00:27:40,373
Oh! My own fucking arm!
503
00:27:44,498 --> 00:27:45,582
Now we're talkin'!
504
00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:46,998
Not like this!
505
00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:49,123
No, dear God! No!
506
00:27:49,290 --> 00:27:51,457
I'm sorry! Wolverine-ing is hard!
507
00:27:51,623 --> 00:27:52,623
Make it stop!
508
00:27:52,790 --> 00:27:54,540
Mangold tried.
509
00:27:56,790 --> 00:27:58,748
You sick fuck!
510
00:27:58,915 --> 00:28:00,082
Logan was a hero.
511
00:28:00,373 --> 00:28:03,165
And the only thing worth a shit
to ever come out of Canada.
512
00:28:11,123 --> 00:28:15,415
Get my country's name
out of your fuckin' mouth.
513
00:28:16,540 --> 00:28:18,123
And my sword. Give me that.
514
00:28:21,582 --> 00:28:23,873
Oh, I gotta find me another Logan.
515
00:28:24,332 --> 00:28:25,623
An alive one.
516
00:28:25,873 --> 00:28:28,040
Don't get up, guys. I'll see myself out.
517
00:28:35,623 --> 00:28:36,457
Logan!
518
00:28:40,207 --> 00:28:41,832
I'm gonna need you to come with me.
519
00:28:43,123 --> 00:28:44,123
Who's asking?
520
00:28:46,290 --> 00:28:48,332
Oh, look at this little Hairy Lou Retton.
521
00:28:48,498 --> 00:28:50,082
Did you stick the landing, little guy?
522
00:28:50,748 --> 00:28:51,582
Yes, you did!
523
00:28:51,748 --> 00:28:53,665
Comic accurate short king.
524
00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:55,915
Such a cute wittle Wolvie.
525
00:28:56,082 --> 00:28:57,790
Cue the fuckin' montage, baby.
526
00:28:58,415 --> 00:29:01,457
Ahoy! Everything seems to be on fire.
527
00:29:01,623 --> 00:29:02,707
You have a dragon?
528
00:29:03,457 --> 00:29:06,373
You have Anchor Being written all over...
529
00:29:15,707 --> 00:29:16,707
Patch!
530
00:29:18,748 --> 00:29:19,998
Now we're talkin'.
531
00:29:20,623 --> 00:29:21,915
Oh, yeah.
532
00:29:22,540 --> 00:29:24,457
That's the whole goddamn package right there.
533
00:29:25,457 --> 00:29:26,540
Howdy!
534
00:29:26,707 --> 00:29:29,207
I'm just... I'm auditioning Anchor Beings.
535
00:29:29,373 --> 00:29:31,915
Oh. Yeah, that's gonna need some coconut oil.
536
00:29:36,290 --> 00:29:38,123
What in the fuck?
537
00:29:38,540 --> 00:29:40,040
Are you okay?
538
00:29:40,540 --> 00:29:41,582
Oh, yes, yes.
539
00:29:41,748 --> 00:29:43,582
Classic John Byrne brown and tan.
540
00:29:43,748 --> 00:29:45,707
Now, you fought the Hulk in this outfit. No?
541
00:29:48,582 --> 00:29:50,290
I'm Marvel Jesus, you dull creature,
and I will not...
542
00:30:01,165 --> 00:30:03,707
It's not you. We're just going
in a different direction.
543
00:30:06,998 --> 00:30:09,123
You know, from behind,
you look a little bit like Henry...
544
00:30:09,290 --> 00:30:10,498
Oh, my fuck!
545
00:30:10,832 --> 00:30:13,540
The Cavillrine. The legends are true.
546
00:30:14,207 --> 00:30:16,957
And may I say, sir,
on behalf of all humanity...
547
00:30:17,123 --> 00:30:18,832
this just feels right.
548
00:30:18,998 --> 00:30:22,082
We will treat you so much better
than those shit fucks down the street.
549
00:30:22,248 --> 00:30:23,290
You were just leavin'.
550
00:30:23,457 --> 00:30:25,623
No, sir.
Not while the fate of my universe is at...
551
00:30:30,498 --> 00:30:31,915
This one looks promising.
552
00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:32,915
Down you go.
553
00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:35,540
Again.
554
00:30:36,665 --> 00:30:38,623
I told you. You're not welcome here.
555
00:30:38,790 --> 00:30:40,207
You're not welcome anywhere.
556
00:30:40,373 --> 00:30:41,582
Now get the fuck out of my bar.
557
00:30:41,748 --> 00:30:44,207
Just give me one more drink
and then I'll leave.
558
00:30:44,373 --> 00:30:45,998
That's not how it works.
559
00:30:46,165 --> 00:30:48,415
It does now. Leave the bottle.
560
00:30:48,582 --> 00:30:49,415
I know you, bub?
561
00:30:49,582 --> 00:30:51,665
Nope. But I know you.
562
00:30:52,082 --> 00:30:53,457
Everybody knows me.
563
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,207
I'm the Wolverine.
564
00:30:56,373 --> 00:30:58,165
Yes, you are.
565
00:30:58,332 --> 00:31:00,623
And I'm gonna need you
to come with me right now.
566
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,415
Look, lady, I'm not interested.
567
00:31:03,582 --> 00:31:06,290
- Really gettin' into your cups here.
- Why would I go with you?
568
00:31:07,498 --> 00:31:09,332
Because, unfortunately...
569
00:31:09,498 --> 00:31:10,415
I need you...
570
00:31:10,582 --> 00:31:14,665
and even more unfortunately,
my entire world needs you.
571
00:31:15,498 --> 00:31:16,957
You two gonna fuck or fight?
572
00:31:20,915 --> 00:31:22,123
You gonna take that from him?
573
00:31:22,498 --> 00:31:23,332
Yep.
574
00:31:24,207 --> 00:31:25,248
I can tell you have a sort of...
575
00:31:25,415 --> 00:31:27,873
don't-get-too-close-I'll-only-
break-your-heart vibe going here...
576
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,290
but every other Wolverine
would've really hurt me by now.
577
00:31:30,457 --> 00:31:33,332
And, I'm sort of on the tick-tick.
So upsy-daisy. Here we go.
578
00:31:33,498 --> 00:31:35,707
- Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey!
- Up you go. I got you, big guy.
579
00:31:39,123 --> 00:31:40,248
Whiskey dick of the claws.
580
00:31:40,415 --> 00:31:42,873
- It's quite common in Wolverines over forty.
- You don't want this.
581
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,582
You're right. I don't.
And you don't want this.
582
00:31:45,748 --> 00:31:48,373
Unless you wanna take a deep breath
through your fuckin' forehead...
583
00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:50,415
I suggest you reconsider.
584
00:31:50,582 --> 00:31:51,665
Let's go, peanut.
585
00:31:56,207 --> 00:31:58,040
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
586
00:31:58,748 --> 00:31:59,582
Watch this.
587
00:32:00,707 --> 00:32:02,748
All right. That... Whoa.
588
00:32:03,415 --> 00:32:04,248
Easy.
589
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:08,873
Good God.
590
00:32:09,623 --> 00:32:11,373
Thirsty little honey badger, aren't ya?
591
00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:14,082
It's okay. Keep goin'.
592
00:32:14,248 --> 00:32:16,082
Audiences are accustomed to long run times.
593
00:32:22,123 --> 00:32:23,582
Guess you'll have to do.
594
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,040
Okay, here we...
595
00:32:26,248 --> 00:32:28,582
Oh! Look at those jammies.
596
00:32:28,998 --> 00:32:32,248
That only took twenty fucking years.
597
00:32:32,665 --> 00:32:34,623
One Anchor Being coming right up!
598
00:32:34,790 --> 00:32:36,873
On your left, baby girl.
599
00:32:37,165 --> 00:32:40,498
This Logan has the same
he-can-do-anything-even-musicals look.
600
00:32:40,665 --> 00:32:41,665
And bonus...
601
00:32:41,832 --> 00:32:43,123
he's actually wearing a costume...
602
00:32:43,290 --> 00:32:44,998
like he's not embarrassed to be in
a superhero movie for once.
603
00:32:45,165 --> 00:32:46,498
I don't understand.
604
00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:48,082
You said my universe is dying...
605
00:32:48,248 --> 00:32:50,665
because this sack of nuts
got himself killed.
606
00:32:50,832 --> 00:32:53,373
- Well, problem solved.
- My God.
607
00:32:53,540 --> 00:32:57,540
You actually think
you can replace an Anchor Being...
608
00:32:57,707 --> 00:32:59,123
with this?
609
00:32:59,957 --> 00:33:02,998
I wouldn't have accepted any other Wolverine
BT dubs. But you...
610
00:33:03,165 --> 00:33:06,582
have outdone yourself
and brought me the worst Wolverine!
611
00:33:06,748 --> 00:33:07,707
What do you mean, the worst one?
612
00:33:07,873 --> 00:33:08,832
Mr. Wilson.
613
00:33:09,498 --> 00:33:12,623
This Wolverine let down his entire world.
614
00:33:13,498 --> 00:33:15,373
He's the stuff of legend,
but not in a good way.
615
00:33:15,748 --> 00:33:17,040
And what he did...
616
00:33:17,207 --> 00:33:18,415
well...
617
00:33:18,582 --> 00:33:20,707
some things are just beyond forgiveness.
618
00:33:23,290 --> 00:33:24,123
Okay.
619
00:33:24,290 --> 00:33:26,957
How do I... How do I make this right?
I'll do anything.
620
00:33:27,457 --> 00:33:30,415
I gave you a chance at greatness.
621
00:33:30,582 --> 00:33:32,873
Because my superiors deemed you special.
622
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,540
Clearly not special in a good way.
623
00:33:34,707 --> 00:33:37,540
Apparently you have some
important future purpose to serve.
624
00:33:37,707 --> 00:33:38,832
With Thor. He holds me.
625
00:33:38,998 --> 00:33:42,957
But, I did my duty.
I gave you the opportunity to be somebody.
626
00:33:43,123 --> 00:33:46,332
And instead of accepting my offering
with humility and gratitude...
627
00:33:46,498 --> 00:33:47,332
you broke my nose.
628
00:33:47,707 --> 00:33:50,248
- It looks great.
- And you decimated dozens of my men...
629
00:33:50,415 --> 00:33:52,040
with the exhumed corpse of a hero.
630
00:33:52,207 --> 00:33:54,248
Dishonoring not only his remains
but his memory.
631
00:33:54,415 --> 00:33:55,457
What are you, the Internet?
632
00:33:55,623 --> 00:33:57,790
Your world is dying!
633
00:33:57,957 --> 00:33:58,957
Thank you very much.
634
00:33:59,457 --> 00:34:00,582
And there's no stopping it.
635
00:34:02,873 --> 00:34:04,373
The humane thing to do...
636
00:34:04,540 --> 00:34:05,415
is to make it quick.
637
00:34:05,582 --> 00:34:08,290
Is the thought of vaporizing my universe
making you peckish?
638
00:34:08,457 --> 00:34:09,498
I'm eating my feelings.
639
00:34:09,665 --> 00:34:12,707
I'm about to lose everything that I've
ever cared about because that hairy...
640
00:34:12,873 --> 00:34:14,623
thundercunt from down undercunt...
641
00:34:14,790 --> 00:34:17,832
finally dies
and he's standing right behind me, isn't he?
642
00:34:18,540 --> 00:34:19,832
Welcome to the MCU, by the way.
643
00:34:20,457 --> 00:34:21,873
You're joining at a bit of a low point.
644
00:34:22,707 --> 00:34:24,623
As for you, I wanna talk to your boss.
645
00:34:24,790 --> 00:34:27,957
I want you to get him on the phone
and you tell him, her, or them...
646
00:34:28,123 --> 00:34:30,248
that Marvel H. Christ isn't playing.
647
00:34:35,623 --> 00:34:36,582
Holy shit.
648
00:34:37,457 --> 00:34:41,248
I just heard a symphony
of buttholes clenching all at once.
649
00:34:41,415 --> 00:34:42,290
You're off grid.
650
00:34:42,457 --> 00:34:44,790
Your bosses don't know what you sick fucks
are doing down here.
651
00:34:44,957 --> 00:34:47,998
Well, I'll tell you what.
I have a black belt in Karen...
652
00:34:48,165 --> 00:34:49,457
And I'm gonna go upstairs...
653
00:34:49,623 --> 00:34:51,582
and I'm gonna tell 'em all about
you and your...
654
00:34:52,707 --> 00:34:54,332
Silence is nice, isn't it?
655
00:34:54,498 --> 00:34:55,498
Where the fuck did he go?
656
00:34:55,665 --> 00:34:57,373
To the trash heap. You'll fit right in.
657
00:35:00,623 --> 00:35:01,457
That was close.
658
00:35:22,957 --> 00:35:24,832
Don't just stand there, you ape.
659
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:26,498
Give me a hand up.
660
00:35:28,290 --> 00:35:30,165
Nope. I'm actually okay.
Thank you very much...
661
00:35:32,707 --> 00:35:33,540
Where the hell are we?
662
00:35:33,707 --> 00:35:36,248
I don't know. Looks kind of Mad Max-y.
663
00:35:36,415 --> 00:35:38,290
But that would be IP infringement, right?
664
00:35:38,457 --> 00:35:39,623
Fucking jokes.
665
00:35:42,998 --> 00:35:44,373
Fuck! Fuck.
666
00:35:44,540 --> 00:35:45,873
Were you even listening back there?
667
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,707
If we don't make it back to that
Mr. Paradox asshole...
668
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,207
everyone I know is gonna die.
669
00:35:50,373 --> 00:35:52,040
Not my fuckin' problem.
670
00:35:52,207 --> 00:35:53,415
Oh, is that all you got?
671
00:35:54,457 --> 00:35:56,457
Is that what you said
when your world went to shit?
672
00:35:58,915 --> 00:35:59,748
Come again?
673
00:35:59,915 --> 00:36:01,290
Yeah, I heard all about you.
674
00:36:01,832 --> 00:36:03,873
How you screwed up everything.
675
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,707
You should be thankin' me
for pulling you out of that bed you shit in.
676
00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:09,123
You back-stabbing son of a bitch!
677
00:36:15,165 --> 00:36:16,582
Are you ready to be calm now?
678
00:36:23,707 --> 00:36:26,207
Rest in pieces, Fox.
679
00:36:40,957 --> 00:36:42,457
I don't want to fight you, peanut.
680
00:36:43,665 --> 00:36:45,123
Doesn't matter what you did.
681
00:36:45,415 --> 00:36:46,457
I just need your help.
682
00:36:48,332 --> 00:36:49,915
I don't fuckin' care.
683
00:36:52,332 --> 00:36:53,165
Uh-oh.
684
00:36:58,665 --> 00:37:01,040
Fuck. This is gonna hurt.
685
00:37:05,207 --> 00:37:06,540
All right.
686
00:37:06,873 --> 00:37:07,707
Fuck it.
687
00:37:08,623 --> 00:37:10,498
Let's give the people what they came for.
688
00:37:11,290 --> 00:37:13,040
Let's fuckin' go.
689
00:37:14,207 --> 00:37:16,207
Get your special sock out, nerds.
690
00:37:16,373 --> 00:37:18,207
It's gonna get good.
691
00:38:11,207 --> 00:38:12,207
Gotcha!
692
00:38:18,790 --> 00:38:19,623
Baby Knife!
693
00:38:24,540 --> 00:38:26,332
Let's see you grow your fuckin' head back.
694
00:38:26,498 --> 00:38:28,540
Wait, wait, wait! I can fix it! I can fix it.
695
00:38:28,707 --> 00:38:30,498
- Fix what?
- Whatever it is that you did.
696
00:38:31,415 --> 00:38:32,790
Whatever made you so bad.
697
00:38:33,290 --> 00:38:37,082
Those, those pricks in the TVA.
You heard him.
698
00:38:38,332 --> 00:38:39,582
They have the power to end my universe...
699
00:38:39,748 --> 00:38:42,832
but they also have the power to change yours.
700
00:38:44,540 --> 00:38:45,623
We get back there...
701
00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:48,832
and we can fix your world. Together.
702
00:38:50,165 --> 00:38:51,248
I promise.
703
00:38:52,748 --> 00:38:53,998
They can fix it.
704
00:38:55,123 --> 00:38:56,373
Hey!
705
00:38:56,540 --> 00:38:58,540
We fight each other, we lose.
706
00:38:58,707 --> 00:38:59,957
Dear God, it's him.
707
00:39:00,123 --> 00:39:02,123
- Who?
- The one.
708
00:39:02,457 --> 00:39:04,832
The superhero equivalent
to comfort food, or Molly.
709
00:39:05,415 --> 00:39:08,748
White guys' answer to all the
disappointments. And another A-lister.
710
00:39:09,415 --> 00:39:10,790
Fair warning, gorgeous.
711
00:39:10,957 --> 00:39:12,915
You're going to encounter
some indelicate language...
712
00:39:13,082 --> 00:39:15,415
a smidge of ass play,
but we've been prohibited...
713
00:39:15,582 --> 00:39:16,957
from using cocaine. On camera.
714
00:39:17,123 --> 00:39:17,957
They're coming.
715
00:39:18,207 --> 00:39:19,707
Who's "they?"
716
00:39:26,290 --> 00:39:27,707
Oh, they're driving angry.
717
00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:35,582
Now that's a superhero landing.
718
00:39:42,540 --> 00:39:43,790
I got this.
719
00:40:07,457 --> 00:40:08,290
Stay close.
720
00:40:08,915 --> 00:40:09,790
Aye, aye, Cap'n.
721
00:40:11,373 --> 00:40:12,332
You got this.
722
00:40:14,665 --> 00:40:18,082
Cassandra is gonna be giddy
when she sees what we caught.
723
00:40:19,123 --> 00:40:20,123
You can't run.
724
00:40:20,290 --> 00:40:21,498
Everybody knows that.
725
00:40:21,665 --> 00:40:23,790
You see anyone runnin', dick for brains?
726
00:40:24,915 --> 00:40:26,582
You're not gonna love what happens next.
727
00:40:26,748 --> 00:40:28,207
Oh. Oh, my God.
728
00:40:28,665 --> 00:40:29,498
Oh, my God.
729
00:40:29,665 --> 00:40:31,873
- Oh, my God, he's gonna say it.
- Ah! Fuck.
730
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,165
- Oh, my God! He's gonna say it!
- Say what?
731
00:40:34,332 --> 00:40:35,332
Avengers, assemble...
732
00:40:35,498 --> 00:40:36,748
- Flame on!
- I'm sorry, what now?
733
00:40:59,873 --> 00:41:00,707
Fuck!
734
00:41:05,540 --> 00:41:06,623
We don't know that guy.
735
00:41:06,790 --> 00:41:07,665
We thought we did.
736
00:41:07,915 --> 00:41:09,332
I know you.
737
00:41:10,082 --> 00:41:10,915
Holy...
738
00:41:13,457 --> 00:41:14,498
Sabretooth.
739
00:41:15,207 --> 00:41:16,040
Your brother.
740
00:41:16,957 --> 00:41:18,915
Ready to die?
741
00:41:19,082 --> 00:41:21,332
Wait, wait, wait!
Time!
742
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,582
You look ridiculous.
743
00:41:23,832 --> 00:41:26,332
People have waited decades for this fight.
744
00:41:26,498 --> 00:41:28,165
It's not gonna be easy.
Baby Knife.
745
00:41:28,332 --> 00:41:30,082
Shoot the double, you take him down.
746
00:41:30,248 --> 00:41:32,248
Side control, then full mount...
747
00:41:32,415 --> 00:41:35,373
and you ground and pound
till he makes no sound because he's dead.
748
00:41:35,540 --> 00:41:36,373
Shut the fuck up!
749
00:41:36,540 --> 00:41:37,498
Oh, my God!
750
00:41:37,665 --> 00:41:39,290
Okay. Good luck. I'm a huge fan.
751
00:41:52,332 --> 00:41:53,415
What is it, girl?
752
00:41:53,582 --> 00:41:54,707
Is there trouble at the well?
753
00:42:00,915 --> 00:42:01,832
Big trouble.
754
00:42:01,998 --> 00:42:03,582
Behold!
755
00:42:03,748 --> 00:42:06,623
The head of your precious queen...
756
00:42:06,790 --> 00:42:07,790
Furiosa!
757
00:42:08,957 --> 00:42:10,623
I have the Wolverine!
758
00:42:10,790 --> 00:42:13,873
I alone control her!
759
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,957
You come for me...
760
00:42:16,457 --> 00:42:18,832
you come for her.
761
00:42:20,582 --> 00:42:24,207
So sorry. I know it's pronounced "him."
I'm gender blind. It's my cross to bear.
762
00:42:24,373 --> 00:42:25,332
Who's next?
763
00:42:25,707 --> 00:42:26,748
Toad!
764
00:42:26,915 --> 00:42:27,790
You're up.
765
00:42:35,540 --> 00:42:37,582
- Uh-oh. Oh, holy...
- Fuck.
766
00:42:48,498 --> 00:42:50,457
God of Thunder.
767
00:42:54,373 --> 00:42:55,665
How long was I asleep?
768
00:42:55,832 --> 00:42:57,623
Not all of you was asleep.
769
00:42:57,790 --> 00:42:59,165
Don't bother.
770
00:42:59,332 --> 00:43:01,123
They're very thorough.
771
00:43:01,582 --> 00:43:03,623
If you know where we are, start talking.
772
00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:05,373
You're in The Void.
773
00:43:05,998 --> 00:43:07,290
Think of it as purgatory.
774
00:43:08,165 --> 00:43:10,582
Reed called it a metaphysical junkyard.
775
00:43:10,748 --> 00:43:13,873
Where anything useless goes
before it gets annihilated forever.
776
00:43:14,415 --> 00:43:18,415
And where the TVA sends people that don't
play nice with the rest of the multiverse.
777
00:43:18,582 --> 00:43:19,998
- Like you?
- And you.
778
00:43:20,165 --> 00:43:21,540
What does the annihilating?
779
00:43:22,123 --> 00:43:22,957
Alioth.
780
00:43:23,123 --> 00:43:26,790
Alioth is in this thing?
From Loki, season one, episode five?
781
00:43:26,957 --> 00:43:28,873
Everyone here is on the run from Alioth.
782
00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:30,998
Most don't make it.
783
00:43:31,165 --> 00:43:32,457
There's a resistance, though.
784
00:43:33,248 --> 00:43:35,998
Other people like us that managed to survive.
785
00:43:36,332 --> 00:43:40,165
They're hidin' out in the borderlands,
trying to find a way the fuck outta here.
786
00:43:40,332 --> 00:43:41,665
Then that's where we go.
787
00:43:41,832 --> 00:43:43,540
"We?" Us? A team?
788
00:43:43,707 --> 00:43:45,498
The answer is yes.
Shake on it.
789
00:43:46,248 --> 00:43:47,498
Fuck! You nicked it.
790
00:43:47,665 --> 00:43:49,498
Just got the tip with
your little steak knife.
791
00:43:49,665 --> 00:43:51,623
These "others" can help us
get back to the TVA.
792
00:43:51,790 --> 00:43:52,707
Make 'em fix things.
793
00:43:54,998 --> 00:43:55,998
Something funny, bub?
794
00:43:56,623 --> 00:43:58,332
She might have somethin' to say about that.
795
00:43:58,498 --> 00:43:59,457
Who's "she?"
796
00:44:00,748 --> 00:44:01,832
In The Void...
797
00:44:02,082 --> 00:44:03,748
you're either food for Alioth...
798
00:44:04,540 --> 00:44:06,582
or you work for her.
799
00:45:18,915 --> 00:45:20,873
Huh. Paul Rudd finally aged.
800
00:45:21,998 --> 00:45:23,373
You must be this year's Juggernaut.
801
00:45:23,748 --> 00:45:25,290
- Thank you.
- I'd keep your voices down.
802
00:45:25,457 --> 00:45:26,582
She don't like the chatter.
803
00:45:26,748 --> 00:45:27,998
She's gonna love you.
804
00:45:44,123 --> 00:45:45,540
Is it... Is that Charles?
805
00:45:45,832 --> 00:45:47,998
Hey... Hey, Chuck! It's us!
806
00:45:48,165 --> 00:45:49,332
That's not Chuck.
807
00:45:49,498 --> 00:45:50,623
Ah, shit.
808
00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:53,540
Oh, ableism. Great.
809
00:45:53,707 --> 00:45:56,123
That's not gonna go over well
with the woke mob.
810
00:45:56,290 --> 00:45:57,748
A Wolverine.
811
00:45:58,248 --> 00:46:00,540
I wondered when I'd get one of you.
812
00:46:01,290 --> 00:46:02,457
You're one of Xavier's.
813
00:46:02,623 --> 00:46:04,082
You-You know him? You know Chuck?
814
00:46:04,248 --> 00:46:05,332
Oh, I knew him.
815
00:46:05,623 --> 00:46:07,123
We shared a womb.
816
00:46:07,332 --> 00:46:10,832
Tried to strangle the sly little fellow
with my umbilical cord.
817
00:46:10,998 --> 00:46:13,998
Amen. I've never loved roommates.
Mine's blind.
818
00:46:14,332 --> 00:46:15,707
Except she can see cocaine.
819
00:46:15,957 --> 00:46:17,457
For some... reason.
820
00:46:17,623 --> 00:46:20,332
You want to chime in, Your Majesty?
I'm dying here.
821
00:46:20,498 --> 00:46:21,623
Who are you?
822
00:46:21,790 --> 00:46:24,498
Charles Xavier's twin, Cassandra Nova.
823
00:46:24,832 --> 00:46:26,207
- Bullshit!
- I was an anal birth.
824
00:46:27,082 --> 00:46:28,290
You two are cute.
825
00:46:29,207 --> 00:46:30,540
I have a good feeling about this.
826
00:46:33,582 --> 00:46:34,707
And I've been trying to catch...
827
00:46:34,873 --> 00:46:36,582
this little firefly for years.
828
00:46:37,373 --> 00:46:38,957
Haven't I, Johnny?
829
00:46:39,123 --> 00:46:42,332
Aw... You picked the wrong time
to make new friends.
830
00:46:42,498 --> 00:46:44,832
Oh, Johnny told us all about you.
831
00:46:44,998 --> 00:46:46,290
- Maybe shut up now.
- Yeah, maybe don't...
832
00:46:46,457 --> 00:46:47,540
We're just talkin' here.
833
00:46:47,707 --> 00:46:50,873
Yeah, Johnny told us
you're a psychotic megalomaniacal asshole.
834
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:51,790
His words, not mine.
835
00:46:51,957 --> 00:46:54,332
Hellbent on domination and pain.
836
00:46:55,540 --> 00:46:57,498
- You said all that about me?
- No!
837
00:46:57,665 --> 00:47:00,998
- No! I don't... I didn't say any of that!
- Sticks and stones, Johnny!
838
00:47:02,623 --> 00:47:04,623
Don't let her intimidate you.
839
00:47:04,790 --> 00:47:06,373
It's like you said in the convoy.
840
00:47:06,540 --> 00:47:09,373
This finger-lickin' dead-inside
pixie slab of...
841
00:47:09,540 --> 00:47:11,248
third rate dime-store nut-milk...
842
00:47:11,415 --> 00:47:13,207
can eat your delicious cinnamon ring...
843
00:47:13,373 --> 00:47:15,373
- and kick rocks all the way to bald hell.
- Okay.
844
00:47:15,540 --> 00:47:17,373
I have never said any of those words...
845
00:47:17,540 --> 00:47:19,582
- in my entire life!
- Ha! The modesty.
846
00:47:19,748 --> 00:47:22,623
People think I'm a shit talker.
But this guy...
847
00:47:22,998 --> 00:47:23,832
Next level.
848
00:47:23,998 --> 00:47:25,915
What? This... I... We...
849
00:47:26,082 --> 00:47:27,498
I don't even know what half of that means!
850
00:47:27,665 --> 00:47:30,165
- This... I... What? This...
- My hat's off to you, sir. Truly.
851
00:47:30,332 --> 00:47:31,540
I didn't... He's... That's...
852
00:47:32,332 --> 00:47:33,415
I don't...
853
00:47:38,957 --> 00:47:39,873
Not my favorite Chris.
854
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,540
You stupid piece of shit.
You just got him fucking killed!
855
00:47:42,707 --> 00:47:44,457
Hey! We're all grieving!
856
00:47:44,623 --> 00:47:46,665
PS, do you know what
he was doing to the budget?
857
00:47:49,373 --> 00:47:51,207
Alioth is hungry.
858
00:47:52,123 --> 00:47:53,707
There's been some kind of mistake.
859
00:47:53,873 --> 00:47:55,582
Big yellow is a back up Anchor Being...
860
00:47:55,748 --> 00:47:58,165
and I'm Marvel Jesus. MJ, if you're nasty.
861
00:47:58,332 --> 00:47:59,373
This may be hard to hear...
862
00:47:59,540 --> 00:48:02,207
but there's another British villain
who's gonna destroy my universe...
863
00:48:02,373 --> 00:48:03,373
and I'm gonna stop him.
864
00:48:03,540 --> 00:48:06,415
Oh, honey, you don't really strike me as
the world-saving type.
865
00:48:08,957 --> 00:48:09,915
Did I hit a nerve?
866
00:48:10,998 --> 00:48:12,290
I didn't want it to come to this.
867
00:48:13,165 --> 00:48:14,082
Either you help us...
868
00:48:14,248 --> 00:48:17,207
or my friend here is gonna sing
the entire second act of Music Man...
869
00:48:17,373 --> 00:48:18,540
with zero warm-up.
870
00:48:19,415 --> 00:48:20,623
Where'd you get the chair?
871
00:48:20,790 --> 00:48:23,290
Well, once in a while,
I do get a Charles through here.
872
00:48:23,707 --> 00:48:25,082
Never mine, though.
873
00:48:25,248 --> 00:48:28,415
No. He didn't care to find me.
874
00:48:29,582 --> 00:48:32,082
Gen Z and their trauma-bragging!
875
00:48:32,248 --> 00:48:34,790
Can't you just stuff it down,
turn it into accomplishment...
876
00:48:34,957 --> 00:48:36,582
or cancer like the rest of us?
877
00:48:36,748 --> 00:48:38,415
But I'm not like the rest of you.
878
00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:40,332
Except maybe the Wolverine.
879
00:48:40,498 --> 00:48:42,957
Now, we could be truly terrifying together.
880
00:48:43,123 --> 00:48:44,373
You're that scary, huh?
881
00:48:44,540 --> 00:48:46,373
The TVA certainly thought so.
882
00:48:46,957 --> 00:48:49,082
They sent me here before I could walk.
883
00:48:49,540 --> 00:48:52,207
And you know, it's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
884
00:48:52,665 --> 00:48:53,582
I love it here.
885
00:48:53,748 --> 00:48:55,207
You live in a garbage dump.
886
00:48:55,373 --> 00:48:58,123
I think we both know who lives
in the garbage dump.
887
00:48:58,498 --> 00:48:59,957
The Void is a paradise.
888
00:49:00,290 --> 00:49:04,123
I can wield my power here without shame.
889
00:49:04,498 --> 00:49:07,790
Unfortunately I had no Charles Xavier
to teach me temperance.
890
00:49:08,498 --> 00:49:10,332
What about your Charles?
891
00:49:10,498 --> 00:49:11,623
Did he protect you?
892
00:49:12,415 --> 00:49:14,498
Did he make you feel safe?
893
00:49:14,665 --> 00:49:16,582
We're mutants. We're never safe.
894
00:49:24,790 --> 00:49:26,873
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I don't... I don't want the smoke.
895
00:49:27,540 --> 00:49:30,165
I don't have any beef with you.
I just want to save my friends.
896
00:49:30,332 --> 00:49:31,665
I just... I want to go home.
897
00:49:31,832 --> 00:49:33,498
Well, the thing is, I could get you home.
898
00:49:33,665 --> 00:49:35,248
- Good.
- But I don't want to.
899
00:49:35,415 --> 00:49:36,707
Not good.
900
00:49:39,873 --> 00:49:42,165
What do you want, Wade Wilson?
901
00:49:42,665 --> 00:49:46,040
Your... fingers are inside me,
but not in a good way.
902
00:49:46,207 --> 00:49:49,165
My brother could
enter one's mind with a thought.
903
00:49:49,332 --> 00:49:51,665
I have to get my hands dirty.
904
00:49:54,540 --> 00:49:55,873
I've got you.
905
00:49:58,290 --> 00:49:59,415
I've got you...
906
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:02,957
What do you mean?
907
00:50:05,123 --> 00:50:07,540
I can't, I can't reach you. You're not here.
908
00:50:07,707 --> 00:50:09,123
I'm right here.
909
00:50:09,582 --> 00:50:12,415
- No, you're not. I can't...
- I'm right here.
910
00:50:12,582 --> 00:50:14,582
Then show me. You got to do something.
911
00:50:15,998 --> 00:50:16,873
Show you what?
912
00:50:17,457 --> 00:50:20,207
Show me you care about
something bigger than you.
913
00:50:21,332 --> 00:50:25,123
Ever since they turned you down,
you took a knee.
914
00:50:25,957 --> 00:50:27,915
Baby, you never got back up.
915
00:50:30,123 --> 00:50:33,707
I know you're going through something.
Let me go through it with you.
916
00:50:35,123 --> 00:50:37,123
- Your crazy matches my crazy.
- Your crazy matches my crazy.
917
00:50:40,748 --> 00:50:41,748
Where'd you go?
918
00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:43,707
Oh, my God.
919
00:50:46,707 --> 00:50:48,373
You just say it. Okay?
920
00:50:49,415 --> 00:50:50,248
Say, "I don't want you.
921
00:50:50,415 --> 00:50:51,707
"I don't want to be with you."
922
00:50:52,873 --> 00:50:54,207
Go ahead. Say it. Say, say, "I don't..."
923
00:50:54,373 --> 00:50:55,457
Say it. You don't wanna be with me.
924
00:50:55,915 --> 00:50:58,248
Tell me that and I'll walk away.
Say, "I don't want you."
925
00:51:05,082 --> 00:51:05,915
Fuck...
926
00:51:06,082 --> 00:51:08,623
You'll never fucking matter.
927
00:51:12,498 --> 00:51:14,207
What?
928
00:51:14,582 --> 00:51:17,332
- You'll never fucking matter.
- Fucking matter.
929
00:51:23,790 --> 00:51:25,665
- You'll...
- You'll...
930
00:51:25,832 --> 00:51:27,207
- never...
- never...
931
00:51:27,790 --> 00:51:28,957
- fucking...
- fucking...
932
00:51:29,123 --> 00:51:31,915
- matter.
- matter...
933
00:51:33,957 --> 00:51:35,332
She never said that.
934
00:51:35,498 --> 00:51:36,457
No.
935
00:51:36,623 --> 00:51:38,498
But I bet she thought it.
936
00:51:40,623 --> 00:51:42,248
You are so mean!
937
00:51:42,415 --> 00:51:45,040
My brain could taste your fingers,
and they tasted like hate!
938
00:51:45,748 --> 00:51:48,248
And where in God's name
is the intimacy coordinator?
939
00:51:48,415 --> 00:51:50,665
You're so lost, Mr. Wilson.
940
00:51:51,207 --> 00:51:53,457
And long before you came here.
941
00:51:54,957 --> 00:51:57,373
This is Baby Knife.
She's gonna fuck you in the face now.
942
00:51:57,623 --> 00:52:00,582
If you want to kill me,
it's going to take more than a little blade.
943
00:52:00,873 --> 00:52:01,748
How about six?
944
00:52:03,748 --> 00:52:05,582
My boy's wicked strong.
945
00:52:06,082 --> 00:52:07,623
That's my big boy.
946
00:52:07,915 --> 00:52:09,248
Yes, you are.
947
00:52:15,082 --> 00:52:16,665
Well, this has been fun.
948
00:52:17,082 --> 00:52:19,248
But the big guy needs to eat
and the rent is due.
949
00:52:22,665 --> 00:52:23,498
By the way...
950
00:52:23,665 --> 00:52:25,082
you're the rent.
951
00:52:45,248 --> 00:52:47,082
Come on! Fuck!
952
00:52:47,248 --> 00:52:48,332
You comin' or what?
953
00:52:48,498 --> 00:52:49,373
Coming!
954
00:53:09,582 --> 00:53:10,582
What you thinkin' 'bout?
955
00:53:10,748 --> 00:53:11,790
Get the fuck off of me!
956
00:53:12,332 --> 00:53:13,207
Almost done.
957
00:53:13,373 --> 00:53:14,457
Almost done what?
958
00:53:14,623 --> 00:53:16,998
Getting my knife out of your buttocks,
pervert!
959
00:53:17,165 --> 00:53:18,082
Fuck!
960
00:53:18,248 --> 00:53:19,957
Get your mind out of my pants!
961
00:53:20,123 --> 00:53:20,957
I'm telling Blake.
962
00:53:21,123 --> 00:53:22,165
New rules.
963
00:53:22,707 --> 00:53:23,540
I talk now.
964
00:53:23,707 --> 00:53:27,123
- That's gonna be very hard on the audience.
- Shut the fuck up!
965
00:53:27,873 --> 00:53:28,748
Let me fuckin' think.
966
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:30,873
Now we gotta get back to Paradox, right?
967
00:53:32,957 --> 00:53:33,790
Right?
968
00:53:35,665 --> 00:53:38,957
- Am I allowed to speak now or...
- Just nod, asshole.
969
00:53:40,582 --> 00:53:41,498
Right.
970
00:53:41,665 --> 00:53:44,498
Then we find the others that poor kid, Johnny
was talking about before you got him killed!
971
00:53:44,665 --> 00:53:46,290
"Poor kid." He's like fifty!
972
00:53:46,457 --> 00:53:48,957
Yeah, if there's a chance they know
how to get out of here, we find 'em.
973
00:53:49,123 --> 00:53:52,498
And make those TVA fuckers fix my shit
like you fucking promised!
974
00:53:52,665 --> 00:53:53,873
I smell quest.
975
00:53:56,623 --> 00:53:57,623
I smell food.
976
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:04,373
So what made you finally wear an
honest-to-God costume?
977
00:54:06,082 --> 00:54:08,165
Mine's red so they can't see me bleed.
978
00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:10,998
But I could see how
yellow would be useful too.
979
00:54:11,165 --> 00:54:12,707
Have you been checked for ADHD?
980
00:54:12,873 --> 00:54:13,915
Mm-mm.
981
00:54:14,165 --> 00:54:16,290
But I've had several STDs, which...
982
00:54:16,457 --> 00:54:18,165
were probably caused by ADHD.
983
00:54:18,332 --> 00:54:19,123
Fuck!
984
00:54:20,582 --> 00:54:21,540
What are you looking for?
985
00:54:22,832 --> 00:54:23,832
Thank fuck.
986
00:54:24,873 --> 00:54:26,665
No, no, no. That's rubbing alcohol.
987
00:54:26,832 --> 00:54:29,415
You don't want to drink...
Oh, yeah. There you go. Fuck that liver.
988
00:54:31,123 --> 00:54:32,832
Good. Okay.
989
00:54:33,873 --> 00:54:34,998
What the fuck are those?
990
00:54:36,665 --> 00:54:39,457
Back in civilian life, I wear a toupee,
but nobody knows.
991
00:54:42,540 --> 00:54:44,040
Everybody knows.
992
00:54:46,832 --> 00:54:48,540
Wanna talk about what's haunting you, or...
993
00:54:48,707 --> 00:54:50,623
should we wait for a third act flashback?
994
00:54:51,290 --> 00:54:52,540
Go fuck yourself.
995
00:54:55,873 --> 00:54:56,707
You know...
996
00:54:58,582 --> 00:54:59,998
in my world, you're...
997
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:03,290
You're well regarded.
998
00:55:03,582 --> 00:55:04,873
Yeah, well, not in mine.
999
00:55:06,082 --> 00:55:09,290
- They don't like me much in mine either.
- You don't say.
1000
00:55:09,540 --> 00:55:11,165
I wanted to be something, you know. I...
1001
00:55:12,248 --> 00:55:13,915
Shit, I wanted to be an Avenger.
1002
00:55:14,165 --> 00:55:15,998
- Fuck the Avengers.
- Yeah.
1003
00:55:16,498 --> 00:55:18,582
I didn't make the cut, though.
Same with the X-Men...
1004
00:55:20,707 --> 00:55:21,707
When my girlfriend left me...
1005
00:55:21,873 --> 00:55:22,998
- and then I just...
- You had a girlfriend?
1006
00:55:23,540 --> 00:55:24,582
Yeah.
1007
00:55:25,082 --> 00:55:25,915
Vanessa.
1008
00:55:26,582 --> 00:55:27,998
When we met, she was a dancer.
1009
00:55:29,207 --> 00:55:30,207
We had a whole life.
1010
00:55:31,498 --> 00:55:32,498
It was good.
1011
00:55:33,290 --> 00:55:34,665
But, oh, boy, I just...
1012
00:55:36,623 --> 00:55:38,123
Fucked that right up.
1013
00:55:38,998 --> 00:55:40,040
But you.
1014
00:55:40,207 --> 00:55:41,332
You were an X-Man.
1015
00:55:41,665 --> 00:55:43,498
Fuck that. You were the X-Man. You...
1016
00:55:45,415 --> 00:55:46,582
The Wolverine.
1017
00:55:48,957 --> 00:55:50,498
He was a hero in my world.
1018
00:55:52,415 --> 00:55:53,248
Yeah, well...
1019
00:55:54,665 --> 00:55:55,832
he ain't shit in mine.
1020
00:56:01,373 --> 00:56:03,873
You said, "Logan was a hero."
What happened?
1021
00:56:04,748 --> 00:56:05,582
He died.
1022
00:56:06,332 --> 00:56:07,165
How?
1023
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:10,540
Well, technically,
you were chest-fucked by a tree, but...
1024
00:56:10,707 --> 00:56:13,290
really, you just ran out of batteries
trying to save someone.
1025
00:56:13,457 --> 00:56:14,290
Who?
1026
00:56:14,665 --> 00:56:17,957
The shitheels that grew her in a lab
called her "X-23." But...
1027
00:56:18,707 --> 00:56:19,832
she was just a kid.
1028
00:56:20,623 --> 00:56:24,040
A younger, daintier,
somehow meaner version of you.
1029
00:56:24,207 --> 00:56:25,582
You died trying to save her.
1030
00:56:25,957 --> 00:56:26,790
It was beautiful.
1031
00:56:27,540 --> 00:56:29,832
Look, mijo, I know you're hurtin'.
1032
00:56:30,582 --> 00:56:34,207
My blind, elderly, African-American roommate,
Blind Al, always says that...
1033
00:56:34,373 --> 00:56:36,040
pain teaches us who we are.
1034
00:56:36,207 --> 00:56:38,748
Sometimes we need to listen to that pain
instead of running from it.
1035
00:56:38,915 --> 00:56:40,582
- Holy shit.
- Yeah, she's wise.
1036
00:56:40,748 --> 00:56:43,123
No, no, no. That's her name?
You call her "Blind Al?"
1037
00:56:43,290 --> 00:56:44,290
Well, she's blind.
1038
00:57:21,915 --> 00:57:23,165
Look at you!
1039
00:57:23,332 --> 00:57:24,332
She's coming with us.
1040
00:57:24,498 --> 00:57:26,373
- No, she's not. Fuck no!
- Oh, yes, she is.
1041
00:57:26,540 --> 00:57:28,457
- Oh, yes...
- Sorry!
1042
00:57:28,832 --> 00:57:30,207
Sorry about that!
1043
00:57:30,623 --> 00:57:31,748
Come here, girl!
1044
00:57:32,707 --> 00:57:33,915
Who are you?
1045
00:57:34,082 --> 00:57:35,373
Oh, I'm Deadpool.
1046
00:57:35,540 --> 00:57:36,832
And I guess you're Deadpool too.
1047
00:57:36,998 --> 00:57:38,998
But in here, everybody calls me "Nicepool."
1048
00:57:39,415 --> 00:57:42,373
Oh, my goodness. Wait till you see Ladypool.
She is gorgeous.
1049
00:57:42,540 --> 00:57:43,915
She just had a baby too. And...
1050
00:57:44,665 --> 00:57:45,498
Can't even tell.
1051
00:57:45,665 --> 00:57:46,998
I don't think you're supposed to say that.
1052
00:57:47,165 --> 00:57:47,998
That's okay.
1053
00:57:48,665 --> 00:57:50,165
I identify as a feminist.
1054
00:57:50,332 --> 00:57:51,207
Right.
1055
00:57:52,998 --> 00:57:55,998
Are those gold-plated,
...50 caliber Desert Eagle pistoleros?
1056
00:57:56,165 --> 00:57:57,290
'Course.
1057
00:57:57,665 --> 00:57:58,832
To match my ear huggie.
1058
00:57:58,998 --> 00:57:59,873
Can I have 'em?
1059
00:58:00,832 --> 00:58:02,165
Over my dead body.
1060
00:58:02,498 --> 00:58:03,373
You're fun.
1061
00:58:03,540 --> 00:58:07,873
And I guess you've already met Mary Puppins.
AKA Dogpool.
1062
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:09,082
Careful where you put your hands.
1063
00:58:09,248 --> 00:58:12,082
She's ninety percent g-spot,
and she'll let you know it.
1064
00:58:12,248 --> 00:58:15,665
You let this little flirt out of your sight
for one second and...
1065
00:58:15,832 --> 00:58:17,873
she starts shopping for a new papa.
1066
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:22,498
If you can't be a responsible pet owner, then
maybe you don't deserve this little unicorn.
1067
00:58:22,790 --> 00:58:24,457
Guilty on all charges, Your Honor.
1068
00:58:24,998 --> 00:58:25,998
Shan't happen again.
1069
00:58:26,165 --> 00:58:27,498
Why are you so nice?
1070
00:58:27,665 --> 00:58:29,040
Oh, it costs nothing to be kind.
1071
00:58:29,207 --> 00:58:30,957
Shutting the fuck up is also free.
1072
00:58:31,623 --> 00:58:32,498
This is Logan.
1073
00:58:32,665 --> 00:58:35,415
He's usually shirtless,
but he's let himself go since the divorce.
1074
00:58:36,748 --> 00:58:38,290
Where's your mask?
1075
00:58:40,998 --> 00:58:41,832
Come on, guys.
1076
00:58:43,498 --> 00:58:44,582
Ugh, this guy.
1077
00:58:44,748 --> 00:58:46,248
We're looking for a group of survivors.
1078
00:58:46,415 --> 00:58:47,248
Oh, they're out there.
1079
00:58:47,415 --> 00:58:50,790
Yeah, but merc to merc, you better hope
that you don't run into the Deadpool corps.
1080
00:58:50,957 --> 00:58:51,915
Yeah, they're crazy.
1081
00:58:52,082 --> 00:58:55,040
They will chop you up into a thousand pieces
and hide you all over The Void.
1082
00:58:55,207 --> 00:58:57,040
If they could only process
their childhood trauma...
1083
00:58:57,207 --> 00:58:58,790
they'd go on one heck of a healing journey.
1084
00:58:58,957 --> 00:58:59,957
Look, we're headed for the borderlands.
1085
00:59:00,123 --> 00:59:01,082
You know where it is?
1086
00:59:01,373 --> 00:59:05,582
Yeah, that... That's twelve klicks due west.
I can lend you my ride, if you like.
1087
00:59:05,748 --> 00:59:07,457
It would be my honor.
1088
00:59:11,123 --> 00:59:13,165
No, no, no. Absolutely not.
1089
00:59:13,332 --> 00:59:15,207
Uh-uh. What the...
No! No!
1090
00:59:15,373 --> 00:59:16,290
Just get in the car.
1091
00:59:16,457 --> 00:59:17,540
This isn't a car.
1092
00:59:17,707 --> 00:59:19,915
This is a Honda fuckin' Odyssey.
1093
00:59:20,082 --> 00:59:21,957
Throttle response sucks a cock.
1094
00:59:22,123 --> 00:59:23,248
Dated infotainment system.
1095
00:59:23,415 --> 00:59:26,040
When Honda saw that untreated chlamydia
was makin' a comeback...
1096
00:59:26,207 --> 00:59:28,998
they invented the Honda Odyssey to compete.
1097
00:59:29,165 --> 00:59:31,873
Get in the fucking car.
1098
00:59:32,207 --> 00:59:33,998
She'll get you there safe and sound.
1099
00:59:34,165 --> 00:59:35,623
Old Betsy always does.
1100
00:59:36,498 --> 00:59:38,415
You're gonna have to
give me my dog back, though.
1101
00:59:38,790 --> 00:59:41,290
I know. Listen. Yes, child.
1102
00:59:41,457 --> 00:59:43,915
If you ever wanna give her up,
or if she needs a new home...
1103
00:59:44,082 --> 00:59:45,957
or if something
should happen to you...
1104
00:59:46,123 --> 00:59:47,332
I'd love to be her papa.
1105
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:49,665
What would ever happen to me?
1106
00:59:49,832 --> 00:59:50,873
Lots of stuff.
1107
00:59:54,582 --> 00:59:56,832
- Jesus.
- No! We're running away.
1108
00:59:57,873 --> 00:59:59,582
- Give me that.
- The corn was too dense, girl!
1109
00:59:59,748 --> 01:00:00,582
- There.
- Come here!
1110
01:00:00,748 --> 01:00:01,998
- Fuck!
- Hello!
1111
01:00:04,290 --> 01:00:05,290
Bye.
1112
01:00:31,082 --> 01:00:32,082
Okay, I'm just gonna ask...
1113
01:00:32,457 --> 01:00:33,623
What's with the suit?
1114
01:00:33,790 --> 01:00:35,248
First thing I did when I flamed out...
1115
01:00:35,415 --> 01:00:36,415
- I took mine off.
- Drop it.
1116
01:00:36,582 --> 01:00:37,540
It's not that ugly.
1117
01:00:37,707 --> 01:00:39,290
- Stop talking about my suit.
- Did you make it yourself?
1118
01:00:39,457 --> 01:00:40,873
- Been there.
- Quit. Now.
1119
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:44,123
The X-Men make you wear it?
Those sons of fuckin' bitches.
1120
01:00:44,290 --> 01:00:45,790
They are not your friends,
I'll tell you that.
1121
01:00:45,957 --> 01:00:46,957
Friends don't let friends...
1122
01:00:47,123 --> 01:00:49,998
leave the house lookin' like they
fight crime for the Los Angeles Rams.
1123
01:00:50,165 --> 01:00:51,248
Shut the fuck up about this, or...
1124
01:00:51,415 --> 01:00:53,623
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Watch your frown lines, angel baby.
1125
01:00:53,790 --> 01:00:55,957
- I'm just trying to bond a little bit.
- Yeah, well, then talk about somethin' else.
1126
01:00:56,123 --> 01:00:57,040
Fine.
1127
01:01:04,207 --> 01:01:05,248
Stop it.
1128
01:01:06,957 --> 01:01:07,790
If they can fix your world...
1129
01:01:07,957 --> 01:01:09,582
what's the first thing you're gonna do
when you get out of here?
1130
01:01:09,748 --> 01:01:12,873
Get some rubbing alcohol shots,
maybe a wiper fluid chaser?
1131
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:13,957
What did you say?
1132
01:01:14,123 --> 01:01:15,748
I said when you get back,
what's the first thing you're gonna do?
1133
01:01:15,915 --> 01:01:17,248
No, no, no. Before that.
1134
01:01:18,498 --> 01:01:20,165
If... they can fix your world?
1135
01:01:24,290 --> 01:01:25,748
What do you mean, "if?"
1136
01:01:26,582 --> 01:01:27,415
- I mean...
- You lied to me.
1137
01:01:27,582 --> 01:01:30,123
You don't have a fucking clue
if they can help me fix things, do you?
1138
01:01:30,290 --> 01:01:31,373
No. I, I mean...
1139
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:34,832
Fuck! Fuck! I didn't lie!
1140
01:01:34,998 --> 01:01:37,665
- You lied!
- No! I made an educated wish!
1141
01:01:39,540 --> 01:01:40,498
Because I need you.
1142
01:01:41,832 --> 01:01:44,832
This. This is why. Right here.
1143
01:01:45,873 --> 01:01:47,373
'Cause if we don't do something, they die.
1144
01:01:47,790 --> 01:01:49,707
I don't know anything about saving worlds.
1145
01:01:49,873 --> 01:01:51,415
And why would I even care?
1146
01:01:51,582 --> 01:01:54,498
Because my entire world
is right here in this picture.
1147
01:01:54,957 --> 01:01:56,957
It's only nine people...
1148
01:01:57,123 --> 01:01:59,165
and I have no idea how to save it alone.
1149
01:02:00,290 --> 01:02:02,373
I know how to fuck people up for money.
But you...
1150
01:02:02,540 --> 01:02:04,123
you know how to save 'em!
1151
01:02:05,373 --> 01:02:06,582
At least the other Wolverine did.
1152
01:02:07,832 --> 01:02:10,248
Fuck! I guess I'm stuck with the worst one.
1153
01:02:10,415 --> 01:02:12,665
Did you say you made...
1154
01:02:12,832 --> 01:02:16,123
an educated fucking wish?
1155
01:02:16,290 --> 01:02:18,415
They call me "The Merc with the Mouth."
1156
01:02:18,582 --> 01:02:22,457
They don't call me "Truthful Timmy,
the Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon."
1157
01:02:26,332 --> 01:02:27,248
One more word.
1158
01:02:28,540 --> 01:02:29,998
Please give me one.
1159
01:02:33,623 --> 01:02:34,790
Gubernatorial.
1160
01:02:35,540 --> 01:02:36,540
Oh, fuck!
1161
01:02:38,165 --> 01:02:39,582
You know what? You're a fucking joke.
1162
01:02:41,373 --> 01:02:42,790
No wonder the Avengers didn't take you.
1163
01:02:42,957 --> 01:02:45,082
Or the X-Men.
And they'll take fucking anyone.
1164
01:02:45,582 --> 01:02:46,957
I mean, you are...
1165
01:02:47,123 --> 01:02:50,665
a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron.
1166
01:02:51,290 --> 01:02:52,998
I have never met...
1167
01:02:53,165 --> 01:02:54,373
a sadder...
1168
01:02:54,540 --> 01:02:56,915
more attention-starved,
jabbering little prick...
1169
01:02:57,082 --> 01:03:00,498
in my entire life. And that says a lot,
'cause I've been alive...
1170
01:03:00,665 --> 01:03:04,498
for more than two hundred fuckin' years,
and I'll tell you...
1171
01:03:04,665 --> 01:03:08,873
that bald chick was right about one thing.
You will never save the world!
1172
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:11,540
You couldn't even save a relationship...
1173
01:03:11,707 --> 01:03:13,582
with a goddamn stripper!
1174
01:03:13,748 --> 01:03:16,207
And motherfucker,
I wish I could say you'd die alone...
1175
01:03:16,373 --> 01:03:19,290
but it's one of God's best jokes
that you can't die...
1176
01:03:19,457 --> 01:03:20,957
except that's on all of us!
1177
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,498
Oh, you got nothing to say, Mouth?
1178
01:03:36,165 --> 01:03:37,832
I'm gonna fight you now.
1179
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:41,290
Oh, are you?
1180
01:03:51,998 --> 01:03:53,998
Mm. Not talkin' now, are ya?
1181
01:04:00,665 --> 01:04:01,707
You dirty bitch.
1182
01:04:17,415 --> 01:04:18,248
Whoo!
1183
01:04:34,832 --> 01:04:36,040
No, no, no!
1184
01:04:54,873 --> 01:04:55,707
Baby Knife!
1185
01:04:59,457 --> 01:05:02,540
I take it all back.
The Honda Odyssey fucks hard.
1186
01:05:02,957 --> 01:05:04,415
Too bad you don't, needle dick.
1187
01:05:04,582 --> 01:05:05,790
Oh, we're just gettin' started, bub.
1188
01:05:10,373 --> 01:05:11,623
Oh, you... Fuck!
1189
01:06:04,540 --> 01:06:05,373
Thor!
1190
01:06:08,457 --> 01:06:09,373
Where are we?
1191
01:06:09,540 --> 01:06:12,165
No clue, but... I like it here.
1192
01:06:20,332 --> 01:06:22,165
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1193
01:07:11,207 --> 01:07:12,123
Okay.
1194
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:15,873
Look at you... all. You must be the others.
1195
01:07:16,582 --> 01:07:17,415
Terrific.
1196
01:07:17,748 --> 01:07:21,082
So just to refresh, you are...
1197
01:07:21,248 --> 01:07:23,623
- Wonder... Elektra? Yes. Who could forget?
- Elektra.
1198
01:07:24,457 --> 01:07:29,165
And you. I was not expecting to see you here.
I thought you were, you know...
1199
01:07:29,332 --> 01:07:30,290
retired.
1200
01:07:31,540 --> 01:07:32,373
Retarded?
1201
01:07:33,873 --> 01:07:34,832
"Retired."
1202
01:07:34,998 --> 01:07:37,207
I'm already in The Void.
I'm not trying to get canceled again.
1203
01:07:37,373 --> 01:07:38,123
I don't like you.
1204
01:07:38,290 --> 01:07:39,123
You never did.
1205
01:07:40,832 --> 01:07:44,540
And who's this succulent reminder
of my own inadequacies?
1206
01:07:44,707 --> 01:07:45,790
Look at you.
1207
01:07:46,457 --> 01:07:48,540
You look like the
superhero version of Hawkeye.
1208
01:07:49,165 --> 01:07:51,957
The name's Remy LeBeau, Le Diable Blanc.
1209
01:07:52,665 --> 01:07:53,623
But you can call me the Gambit.
1210
01:07:53,790 --> 01:07:56,540
It's been a while since I've seen
Sling Blade. Hit me again.
1211
01:07:57,623 --> 01:07:58,582
They call me the Gambit.
1212
01:07:58,748 --> 01:08:01,207
Do they? Are you sure you didn't just
really, really want them to...
1213
01:08:01,373 --> 01:08:02,498
but it never quite worked out?
1214
01:08:05,373 --> 01:08:07,665
You know,
we never had a Wolverine up in here.
1215
01:08:08,457 --> 01:08:11,415
But I can tell you now,
it's just a common courtesy to ask...
1216
01:08:11,582 --> 01:08:13,248
before you drink up all of my liquor.
1217
01:08:13,540 --> 01:08:15,582
Well, it's a good thing I don't give a fuck.
1218
01:08:18,790 --> 01:08:19,622
Fuck.
1219
01:08:22,747 --> 01:08:23,872
So embarrassing.
1220
01:08:26,082 --> 01:08:28,747
Well, now that that's settled, look,
we came a long way to find you three.
1221
01:08:28,915 --> 01:08:29,707
There's four of us.
1222
01:08:29,872 --> 01:08:31,747
There's four... Hey, wait. Is it Magneto?
1223
01:08:32,582 --> 01:08:34,915
Dear sweet God in heaven,
let it be Magneto...
1224
01:08:35,082 --> 01:08:35,957
- because with him...
- He's dead.
1225
01:08:36,122 --> 01:08:37,997
Fuck!
Now Disney gets cheap?
1226
01:08:38,165 --> 01:08:41,290
It's like Pinocchio jammed his face in my ass
and started lying like crazy.
1227
01:08:41,457 --> 01:08:42,540
Ooh, you nasty!
1228
01:08:44,707 --> 01:08:47,415
Not a single word. What do you do exactly?
1229
01:08:47,582 --> 01:08:50,165
Charge the playing cards
and make 'em go boom!
1230
01:08:50,332 --> 01:08:52,290
Your power's close up magic. That's good.
1231
01:08:52,457 --> 01:08:53,872
We're not totally fucked at all.
1232
01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:55,540
So who brought us here?
1233
01:08:55,707 --> 01:08:56,622
That would be me.
1234
01:09:06,957 --> 01:09:07,790
Don't make me regret it.
1235
01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:12,957
Holy shit. Logan. That's her.
That's X-23.
1236
01:09:13,457 --> 01:09:14,957
She's the one I told you about.
1237
01:09:19,497 --> 01:09:21,582
Hey, how did you all get stuck in The Void?
1238
01:09:21,747 --> 01:09:23,122
There was a knock at the door.
1239
01:09:23,290 --> 01:09:25,207
- TVA sent me here.
- Me, too.
1240
01:09:25,372 --> 01:09:27,540
Well, maybe I was born here.
It's, it's hard to know for sure.
1241
01:09:27,872 --> 01:09:30,082
TVA decided our universe was dying.
1242
01:09:31,372 --> 01:09:33,247
And I never even got a chance
to fight for it.
1243
01:09:36,082 --> 01:09:38,165
People like us don't go quietly.
1244
01:09:38,332 --> 01:09:40,165
TVA knows that, so they took us out.
1245
01:09:40,872 --> 01:09:42,872
The answer is yes. I'm in.
1246
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:44,457
- In what?
- A team.
1247
01:09:45,122 --> 01:09:46,997
Me, you, you, and me. All of us together.
1248
01:09:47,165 --> 01:09:48,247
Let's get the fuck out of this place.
1249
01:09:48,415 --> 01:09:51,832
- Don't listen to him. He's a fucking liar!
- It was an educated wish!
1250
01:09:52,872 --> 01:09:53,707
Look.
1251
01:09:55,248 --> 01:09:56,915
We've been inside Cassandra's lair.
1252
01:09:57,248 --> 01:09:59,790
The only way out of The Void
is through her.
1253
01:09:59,957 --> 01:10:01,707
She can get us home. She told us.
1254
01:10:01,873 --> 01:10:03,415
Wait a minute, you've been inside?
1255
01:10:04,207 --> 01:10:05,998
- And you made it out alive?
- Bullshit.
1256
01:10:06,165 --> 01:10:07,748
- Nobody's ever done that.
- We did.
1257
01:10:07,915 --> 01:10:10,165
Every time one of us
has gone up against her...
1258
01:10:10,582 --> 01:10:11,415
they die.
1259
01:10:11,873 --> 01:10:14,582
The Punisher, The Quicksilver, The Daredevil.
1260
01:10:14,748 --> 01:10:16,082
Daredevil? I'm so sorry.
1261
01:10:16,248 --> 01:10:17,415
- It's fine.
- Okay.
1262
01:10:19,707 --> 01:10:22,165
Even that sweet, baby angel, Johnny Storm.
1263
01:10:22,915 --> 01:10:24,457
He up and gone missing like...
1264
01:10:24,748 --> 01:10:25,748
what, two days ago?
1265
01:10:26,457 --> 01:10:28,165
Ugh. That's so sad.
1266
01:10:28,873 --> 01:10:31,623
Wherever this Johnny fella is,
I'm sure he's thriving.
1267
01:10:32,790 --> 01:10:35,873
Look, there's, there's strength in numbers.
All right? Us...
1268
01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:37,415
plus, you guys. We can put Cassandra...
1269
01:10:37,582 --> 01:10:39,707
over our knee and force her
to let us out of The Void.
1270
01:10:39,873 --> 01:10:41,457
I know what it means to feel self-doubt.
1271
01:10:41,623 --> 01:10:43,040
- I don't feel that at all.
- I'm good.
1272
01:10:43,207 --> 01:10:45,123
Gnawing at your gut like a coked-up tapeworm.
1273
01:10:45,290 --> 01:10:46,957
It's like you're
holding up a mirror to my soul.
1274
01:10:47,123 --> 01:10:49,748
You guys may not have been able to
save your universes.
1275
01:10:49,915 --> 01:10:51,373
But you can avenge them.
1276
01:10:52,165 --> 01:10:53,540
It's what Johnny would have wanted.
1277
01:10:53,707 --> 01:10:56,373
Wait. You knew Johnny?
1278
01:10:57,373 --> 01:10:58,540
Oh, yeah.
1279
01:10:58,707 --> 01:11:00,540
Dickhead here talked him into a team up...
1280
01:11:00,707 --> 01:11:03,082
and Johnny came down
with a little case of the deads.
1281
01:11:03,248 --> 01:11:04,498
No, no, no. We don't know that.
1282
01:11:04,665 --> 01:11:06,790
It was just a flesh wound.
He may have survived.
1283
01:11:06,957 --> 01:11:09,540
If he survived that, he is prayin' for death.
1284
01:11:09,707 --> 01:11:11,998
- Thank you, Doctor Wolverine!
- Spill it!
1285
01:11:12,165 --> 01:11:13,373
What'd you do to Johnny, huh?
1286
01:11:13,540 --> 01:11:14,748
Talk or I'm gonna start dealin'.
1287
01:11:14,915 --> 01:11:16,123
Okay. Okay. Hey, hey, hey.
1288
01:11:16,790 --> 01:11:17,623
Look.
1289
01:11:17,790 --> 01:11:20,082
He ran his fat-ass mouth about Cassandra.
1290
01:11:20,248 --> 01:11:21,957
Then she zip-zapped his skin...
1291
01:11:22,123 --> 01:11:24,165
leaving his organs to
splash crudely onto the ground...
1292
01:11:24,332 --> 01:11:26,873
while the soil greedily drank his blood.
It was horrible.
1293
01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:28,373
He was like a brother to me.
1294
01:11:28,998 --> 01:11:31,998
Look, he died
before he could make a difference. But...
1295
01:11:32,165 --> 01:11:34,498
Look, maybe you couldn't save your worlds,
but...
1296
01:11:34,665 --> 01:11:37,207
but Jesus Christ, you can save mine!
1297
01:11:37,373 --> 01:11:39,832
I don't give a shit about your world, but...
1298
01:11:39,998 --> 01:11:42,915
if these two made it out of there alive,
maybe together...
1299
01:11:43,082 --> 01:11:44,707
we can get back in.
And take her down.
1300
01:11:44,873 --> 01:11:47,415
Where I come from,
we call that suicide, Chère.
1301
01:11:47,873 --> 01:11:51,582
If we can block her psychic powers,
we can get a leg up. I know it.
1302
01:11:51,748 --> 01:11:53,290
Now I know Magneto's dead.
1303
01:11:53,832 --> 01:11:55,748
But I'd venture to guess that his helmet...
1304
01:11:55,915 --> 01:11:58,290
- is lying around here somewhere...
- Cassandra melted the helmet.
1305
01:11:58,457 --> 01:11:59,582
- Fuck!
- After she killed him.
1306
01:11:59,748 --> 01:12:00,665
Fuck!
1307
01:12:00,832 --> 01:12:01,623
She don't play.
1308
01:12:01,790 --> 01:12:04,707
She knows that helmet was the only way
to protect anyone from her powers.
1309
01:12:04,873 --> 01:12:07,207
The only other helmet that strong is
Juggernaut's, but...
1310
01:12:07,373 --> 01:12:09,457
- he works for Cassandra.
- Juggernaut's helmet. That's it.
1311
01:12:09,623 --> 01:12:11,165
Yeah, and we done be knowing
that lid ain't comin' off...
1312
01:12:11,332 --> 01:12:13,623
- without that dome gonna come off wit'it.
- I'm so sorry, beautiful.
1313
01:12:13,790 --> 01:12:17,123
I want this to be gentle.
Who is your dialect coach? The Minions?
1314
01:12:17,290 --> 01:12:20,123
I feel like
we are missing critical exposition here.
1315
01:12:21,623 --> 01:12:24,332
I'm sick of this shit.
I'm sick of hiding.
1316
01:12:25,623 --> 01:12:27,540
Let's face it, our worlds forgot about us.
1317
01:12:27,707 --> 01:12:29,332
Or never learned about us.
1318
01:12:29,498 --> 01:12:30,790
The heroes we were.
1319
01:12:30,957 --> 01:12:32,082
Lives we saved.
1320
01:12:32,248 --> 01:12:33,707
Or wanted to save.
1321
01:12:33,873 --> 01:12:35,540
Maybe these two are our chance.
1322
01:12:37,165 --> 01:12:38,248
To be remembered.
1323
01:12:38,707 --> 01:12:39,790
The way we deserve.
1324
01:12:40,957 --> 01:12:41,915
Yes.
1325
01:12:42,082 --> 01:12:42,998
An ending.
1326
01:12:43,873 --> 01:12:44,998
- Legacy.
- Yes!
1327
01:12:45,165 --> 01:12:46,748
Yes! Let this man cook.
1328
01:12:46,915 --> 01:12:48,165
This is what I'm talking about.
1329
01:12:48,332 --> 01:12:50,165
Big slow-motion fights, sad music.
1330
01:12:50,332 --> 01:12:53,290
Everybody working together. Who knows if you
live or die? That sorta thing.
1331
01:12:53,457 --> 01:12:55,457
- Who's ready?
- I was born ready.
1332
01:12:55,623 --> 01:12:56,623
Yes!
Gambit?
1333
01:12:56,790 --> 01:12:59,707
I ain't know my daddy,
but I'm sure I shot out of his dick ready.
1334
01:12:59,873 --> 01:13:01,623
Jesus Christ, that is graphic.
1335
01:13:01,790 --> 01:13:03,665
Yeah. He was layin' them buttery nuts
all up in my mama...
1336
01:13:03,832 --> 01:13:05,623
and I shot out there and I said,
"What's up, Doc?"
1337
01:13:06,457 --> 01:13:09,665
Johnny must have loved you.
X-23, what's it gonna be?
1338
01:13:10,540 --> 01:13:11,540
The name's Laura.
1339
01:13:11,707 --> 01:13:14,582
- Let's fucking go.
- Let's fucking go!
1340
01:13:14,748 --> 01:13:16,373
- It's on like chicken and corn.
- Yeah!
1341
01:13:16,540 --> 01:13:18,457
- We're doing this.
- You're all fuckin' dead.
1342
01:13:18,623 --> 01:13:20,665
My God! Read the room.
1343
01:13:31,790 --> 01:13:34,707
Hey, hey. I'm not lookin' for company.
Get out of here.
1344
01:13:36,915 --> 01:13:37,957
You remind me of him.
1345
01:13:38,582 --> 01:13:40,040
Angry. Drunk. Mean...
1346
01:13:40,415 --> 01:13:42,373
- Sounds like a great guy...
- Wasn't finished.
1347
01:13:44,373 --> 01:13:45,873
Showed up when it mattered the most.
1348
01:13:48,165 --> 01:13:49,748
Couldn't help it.
1349
01:13:53,165 --> 01:13:54,123
You might not know it, but...
1350
01:13:55,582 --> 01:13:56,707
you're a good man, Logan.
1351
01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:01,748
You might not know it, but apparently,
I'm the worst Logan.
1352
01:14:03,957 --> 01:14:05,582
I got to have a life because of you.
1353
01:14:08,707 --> 01:14:10,123
I got to grow up because of you.
1354
01:14:12,373 --> 01:14:13,457
A lot of kids did.
1355
01:14:14,123 --> 01:14:16,040
A lot of kids didn't grow up because of me.
1356
01:14:18,290 --> 01:14:19,790
Trust me, kid, I'm no hero.
1357
01:14:21,207 --> 01:14:22,665
That suit says different.
1358
01:14:23,332 --> 01:14:24,582
Yeah. Do you like it?
1359
01:14:27,332 --> 01:14:28,957
Scott used to beg me to wear it.
1360
01:14:31,290 --> 01:14:33,790
So did Jean, Storm, Beast.
1361
01:14:35,915 --> 01:14:36,915
All of them.
1362
01:14:38,207 --> 01:14:41,415
They wanted me to be part of the team,
but I wouldn't.
1363
01:14:41,915 --> 01:14:45,040
Told 'em they all look fucking ridiculous.
I mean...
1364
01:14:47,082 --> 01:14:49,540
I couldn't have 'em thinkin'
I wanted to be there.
1365
01:14:55,373 --> 01:14:58,373
And then one day, while I was off on my own,
the humans came...
1366
01:14:59,248 --> 01:15:00,540
and went mutant hunting.
1367
01:15:01,873 --> 01:15:02,957
I can guess the rest.
1368
01:15:03,123 --> 01:15:03,957
No, no, let me...
1369
01:15:05,665 --> 01:15:06,623
Let me say it. I...
1370
01:15:09,415 --> 01:15:10,373
I need to say it.
1371
01:15:13,248 --> 01:15:16,373
By the time I stumbled home
shitfaced from the bar, it was too late.
1372
01:15:20,998 --> 01:15:21,998
They were dead. Every...
1373
01:15:28,707 --> 01:15:31,665
This suit's all I got to remind me of
who they were.
1374
01:15:33,665 --> 01:15:34,540
And what I did.
1375
01:15:47,832 --> 01:15:49,290
We're headed to Cassandra's at sunup.
1376
01:15:50,332 --> 01:15:52,123
Have fun. Not my fight.
1377
01:15:55,623 --> 01:15:56,998
We won't pull this off without you.
1378
01:16:04,290 --> 01:16:07,415
Hey. Whoever you think I am,
you got the wrong guy.
1379
01:16:10,373 --> 01:16:11,498
You were always the wrong guy.
1380
01:16:37,707 --> 01:16:38,540
What?
1381
01:16:38,707 --> 01:16:40,165
Alioth didn't get them.
1382
01:16:41,123 --> 01:16:43,332
Cassandra wanted to
play with them herself first.
1383
01:16:43,498 --> 01:16:44,332
They got away.
1384
01:16:44,498 --> 01:16:46,123
- Did they find the others?
- No.
1385
01:16:46,290 --> 01:16:47,498
Good. All right. Phew.
1386
01:16:47,665 --> 01:16:48,707
The others found them.
1387
01:16:48,873 --> 01:16:51,498
Oh, very cute. Well done, Pyro.
Classic bait and switch.
1388
01:16:51,665 --> 01:16:53,123
- You really got me there.
- Relax.
1389
01:16:54,082 --> 01:16:56,373
If they come after Nova, she'll handle it.
1390
01:16:56,540 --> 01:16:58,582
Cassandra is a lunatic wild card.
1391
01:16:58,748 --> 01:17:00,373
Why do you think we put her there
in the first place?
1392
01:17:00,957 --> 01:17:02,915
Thank God she's never chosen
to leave The Void.
1393
01:17:03,082 --> 01:17:05,623
The Time Ripper is hours away
from completion.
1394
01:17:05,790 --> 01:17:06,915
I cannot take any chances.
1395
01:17:07,082 --> 01:17:08,123
Well, maybe not.
1396
01:17:08,290 --> 01:17:09,373
But I can.
1397
01:17:09,540 --> 01:17:10,498
For a price.
1398
01:17:10,665 --> 01:17:12,123
Why do you have to
say it in that silly voice?
1399
01:17:12,290 --> 01:17:13,373
It's so icky.
1400
01:17:13,540 --> 01:17:14,373
You want it done or not?
1401
01:17:14,540 --> 01:17:15,373
All right. Your price.
1402
01:17:15,540 --> 01:17:16,790
Take her out.
1403
01:17:17,457 --> 01:17:18,998
Ugh. Mutants.
1404
01:17:41,207 --> 01:17:42,290
Ooh! Look at that there!
1405
01:17:42,457 --> 01:17:45,165
You see them biggum hands come closed.
Ain't not a wonna gettin' up inside there.
1406
01:17:45,332 --> 01:17:46,582
I think what Gambit's
trying to say is...
1407
01:17:46,748 --> 01:17:49,457
getting Juggernaut's helmet
ain't gonna be easy.
1408
01:17:49,623 --> 01:17:51,248
I'm just making stuff up at this...
1409
01:17:51,415 --> 01:17:53,123
- Yeah. Tilt up to Blade.
- Gun!
1410
01:17:57,873 --> 01:17:59,082
Where'd he get that little beauty?
1411
01:17:59,540 --> 01:18:01,623
That's Punisher's AT4.
1412
01:18:01,790 --> 01:18:03,790
Which Punisher?
There's been like five of them.
1413
01:18:03,957 --> 01:18:05,248
There's only been one Blade...
1414
01:18:05,832 --> 01:18:07,748
and there's only ever gonna be one Blade.
1415
01:18:11,790 --> 01:18:12,957
Incoming!
1416
01:19:19,665 --> 01:19:21,832
Ooh, this is gonna be good.
1417
01:19:21,998 --> 01:19:24,248
You know how long I've been waiting for this?
1418
01:19:24,415 --> 01:19:26,582
Whoo!
I'm about to make a name for myself here.
1419
01:19:26,748 --> 01:19:28,582
I don't think you guys walk away from this.
1420
01:19:28,748 --> 01:19:30,748
You just make sure
people know what happened here today.
1421
01:19:30,915 --> 01:19:32,873
And when you get out of here,
you have a drink for me, yeah?
1422
01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:35,373
You just stay on our six and get inside.
1423
01:19:35,540 --> 01:19:37,457
We'll make sure you get the package.
1424
01:19:37,957 --> 01:19:39,248
And we'll get our ending.
1425
01:20:49,373 --> 01:20:50,415
And boom!
1426
01:21:22,123 --> 01:21:24,248
Some motherfuckers still trying
to ice skate uphill.
1427
01:21:31,290 --> 01:21:33,207
You two escaping, I could live with.
1428
01:21:33,582 --> 01:21:36,248
But coming back? Willingly?
1429
01:21:37,873 --> 01:21:39,623
Boys are so silly.
1430
01:21:39,790 --> 01:21:40,915
I just need to get home.
1431
01:21:41,082 --> 01:21:43,373
Well, that's not on the menu, I'm afraid.
1432
01:21:43,540 --> 01:21:46,790
It's death or enslavement.
À la carte, of course.
1433
01:21:46,957 --> 01:21:47,957
Upsy-daisy.
1434
01:21:53,790 --> 01:21:54,665
Finally...
1435
01:21:54,832 --> 01:21:56,707
it's nice to give someone else
a chance to talk.
1436
01:21:56,873 --> 01:21:58,290
Not my strong suit.
1437
01:22:16,582 --> 01:22:17,790
You shouldn't have done that.
1438
01:22:41,373 --> 01:22:43,790
You are an interesting one, aren't you?
1439
01:22:44,373 --> 01:22:48,332
I do feel like
you get lost behind all of his...
1440
01:22:50,665 --> 01:22:53,165
Deadpools are
a dime a dozen here in The Void.
1441
01:22:54,123 --> 01:22:55,498
But you...
1442
01:22:55,998 --> 01:22:58,998
What's going on in here?
1443
01:23:12,540 --> 01:23:13,665
Interesting...
1444
01:23:14,832 --> 01:23:16,748
Not what I expected back here.
1445
01:23:17,832 --> 01:23:19,040
Behind the anger.
1446
01:23:23,165 --> 01:23:24,082
You're hiding.
1447
01:23:24,415 --> 01:23:25,248
From them.
1448
01:23:26,457 --> 01:23:28,123
From all the ones you let down.
1449
01:23:30,790 --> 01:23:31,998
So much pain.
1450
01:23:34,582 --> 01:23:35,457
I walked away.
1451
01:23:36,873 --> 01:23:38,415
They called after me and I...
1452
01:23:38,582 --> 01:23:40,373
I walked away.
1453
01:23:40,540 --> 01:23:42,165
I always do.
1454
01:23:42,332 --> 01:23:44,040
- Logan!
- I know.
1455
01:23:45,457 --> 01:23:46,748
That's not all you did.
1456
01:23:46,915 --> 01:23:48,332
Is it?
1457
01:23:51,873 --> 01:23:53,248
You found them.
1458
01:23:54,248 --> 01:23:55,248
The X-Men.
1459
01:24:00,665 --> 01:24:01,665
Dead.
1460
01:24:04,415 --> 01:24:05,623
Piled like wood.
1461
01:24:07,332 --> 01:24:08,498
What did you do?
1462
01:24:11,207 --> 01:24:12,415
I started killing.
1463
01:24:13,207 --> 01:24:15,707
And I couldn't stop. I didn't wanna stop.
1464
01:24:16,998 --> 01:24:19,832
All those bad men.
1465
01:24:23,582 --> 01:24:25,165
It's not just the bad ones.
1466
01:24:26,832 --> 01:24:27,998
My little animal.
1467
01:24:30,873 --> 01:24:33,665
And I turned the whole world
against the X-Men.
1468
01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:35,040
Blade!
1469
01:24:40,623 --> 01:24:41,832
Just once...
1470
01:24:43,790 --> 01:24:46,332
I wanna be the man
that Charles thought I was.
1471
01:24:47,540 --> 01:24:48,665
Logan...
1472
01:24:50,248 --> 01:24:53,915
in The Void you can be what you are.
1473
01:24:56,332 --> 01:24:57,790
I just wanna be free.
1474
01:24:58,582 --> 01:25:00,040
I can set you free.
1475
01:25:11,665 --> 01:25:16,790
I can silence all those voices.
1476
01:25:23,623 --> 01:25:24,623
I've got you.
1477
01:25:27,248 --> 01:25:28,248
I've got you.
1478
01:25:28,998 --> 01:25:29,832
No.
1479
01:25:31,290 --> 01:25:32,332
I got you.
1480
01:25:40,998 --> 01:25:42,623
Get it off!
1481
01:25:42,790 --> 01:25:45,915
You're gonna send us home,
or I'm gonna twist your fucking head off.
1482
01:25:46,082 --> 01:25:47,165
Why are you laughing?
1483
01:25:47,832 --> 01:25:51,623
I can't send you home
unless you get this thing off my head.
1484
01:25:52,207 --> 01:25:53,332
And as soon as you do that...
1485
01:25:53,498 --> 01:25:56,373
I'm going to boil your brains
on an atomic level whilst...
1486
01:25:56,540 --> 01:25:59,123
flicking my bean to the Enya box set.
1487
01:25:59,290 --> 01:26:00,332
There's an Enya box set?
1488
01:26:00,498 --> 01:26:01,748
Either you kill me...
1489
01:26:01,915 --> 01:26:03,040
or I kill you.
1490
01:26:04,123 --> 01:26:05,665
Both wonderful options.
1491
01:26:06,207 --> 01:26:07,040
You want me to do it?
1492
01:26:07,498 --> 01:26:08,373
No, I'll do it.
1493
01:26:08,540 --> 01:26:10,582
I have her neck right here.
It's really no problem.
1494
01:26:10,748 --> 01:26:11,457
You'll screw it up.
1495
01:26:11,623 --> 01:26:14,165
Oh, come on, Mr. PG-13,
except the last one!
1496
01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:16,123
What the fuck?
1497
01:26:18,457 --> 01:26:20,707
You have no idea what it's like!
1498
01:26:20,873 --> 01:26:23,790
Day after day. Shovel the shit.
1499
01:26:23,957 --> 01:26:25,290
Fetch the meats.
1500
01:26:25,457 --> 01:26:27,415
I have spent my entire...
1501
01:26:30,415 --> 01:26:31,915
Not everyone gets a speech.
1502
01:26:33,873 --> 01:26:34,873
She's gonna die.
1503
01:26:35,040 --> 01:26:36,498
Okay. Hey, hey. If I take this helmet off...
1504
01:26:36,665 --> 01:26:38,457
- do you promise you won't kill us?
- Fuck!
1505
01:26:38,623 --> 01:26:39,457
I promise...
1506
01:26:39,623 --> 01:26:41,415
I will kill you first thing.
1507
01:26:41,582 --> 01:26:42,832
Why are you like this?
1508
01:26:42,998 --> 01:26:44,248
I wish I knew.
1509
01:26:44,415 --> 01:26:45,290
Take it off.
1510
01:26:45,457 --> 01:26:46,332
- What?
- Take it off.
1511
01:26:46,498 --> 01:26:47,332
- Why?
- Just take it off.
1512
01:26:47,498 --> 01:26:50,248
- This is our only chance to fix our shit!
- Take it off!
1513
01:26:52,165 --> 01:26:53,415
I am wearing this suit.
1514
01:26:54,623 --> 01:26:56,748
And that means a lot of things,
but most of all...
1515
01:26:58,248 --> 01:26:59,373
it means I'm an X-Man.
1516
01:27:00,498 --> 01:27:01,915
And I know your brother.
1517
01:27:04,248 --> 01:27:05,748
As much as I want to fucking kill you...
1518
01:27:05,915 --> 01:27:08,415
every bone in my body
wants to fucking kill you...
1519
01:27:08,582 --> 01:27:11,582
he would not let me stand here
and watch you die!
1520
01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:15,248
Take your hands off.
1521
01:27:16,915 --> 01:27:18,165
This is for him.
1522
01:27:20,082 --> 01:27:21,332
This is for Charles.
1523
01:27:31,957 --> 01:27:34,582
Hey, no, no, no!
Don't you dare do me like Johnny!
1524
01:27:40,915 --> 01:27:41,998
My brother loved you.
1525
01:27:43,873 --> 01:27:44,957
He loved all of us.
1526
01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:49,123
Must be nice.
1527
01:27:50,248 --> 01:27:51,540
He would've loved you, too.
1528
01:27:54,415 --> 01:27:55,582
If he knew about you...
1529
01:27:57,373 --> 01:27:58,873
if he knew where you were...
1530
01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:02,082
he would've torn a hole in the fucking
universe to bring you home.
1531
01:28:05,915 --> 01:28:06,998
This is my home.
1532
01:28:08,082 --> 01:28:10,332
Well, then at least let us save his.
1533
01:28:14,498 --> 01:28:15,998
You want to hear something crazy?
1534
01:28:17,957 --> 01:28:20,832
An amateur magician
rolled through here a while back.
1535
01:28:21,748 --> 01:28:23,207
I killed him, of course.
1536
01:28:23,915 --> 01:28:26,165
Wore his skin around for four days.
1537
01:28:27,207 --> 01:28:28,040
But...
1538
01:28:28,207 --> 01:28:29,623
I found this...
1539
01:28:29,790 --> 01:28:31,623
little trinket...
1540
01:28:31,790 --> 01:28:33,915
on his lovely fingers.
1541
01:28:34,082 --> 01:28:35,248
Strange!
1542
01:28:38,332 --> 01:28:40,457
- Marvel sparkle circle.
- What is that?
1543
01:28:41,373 --> 01:28:43,290
This is your way home.
1544
01:28:43,457 --> 01:28:46,915
I do owe you for saving my life.
But let's keep things interesting.
1545
01:28:47,082 --> 01:28:50,373
I'd say you have about four seconds
before you're Alioth's food.
1546
01:28:55,248 --> 01:28:56,082
Race ya.
1547
01:30:19,665 --> 01:30:21,248
{\an8}And as I said
we've got a standard three-year...
1548
01:30:21,415 --> 01:30:22,707
{\an8}bumper to bumper warranty.
1549
01:30:22,873 --> 01:30:24,623
Glad you gave us a second chance.
1550
01:30:24,790 --> 01:30:28,332
And don't worry. Wade and I are a team,
so I'll see he gets half the commission...
1551
01:30:30,915 --> 01:30:33,123
That feels like a Kia.
1552
01:30:33,290 --> 01:30:34,915
It's a fucking Kia Carnival, isn't it?
1553
01:30:36,790 --> 01:30:39,623
Holy shit. That's Deadpool.
1554
01:30:39,790 --> 01:30:40,915
And that's Wolverine.
1555
01:30:41,082 --> 01:30:42,165
You're damn straight it is.
1556
01:30:42,332 --> 01:30:43,248
Fox killed him.
1557
01:30:43,415 --> 01:30:45,957
Disney brought him back. They're going
to make him do this 'til he's 90.
1558
01:30:46,498 --> 01:30:47,457
Let's go.
1559
01:30:48,248 --> 01:30:49,332
I'll clock you out!
1560
01:30:49,707 --> 01:30:50,915
Forever!
1561
01:30:51,623 --> 01:30:52,623
Forever.
1562
01:30:59,998 --> 01:31:01,207
Wakey-wakey.
1563
01:31:01,373 --> 01:31:02,373
God?
1564
01:31:04,123 --> 01:31:06,832
Now you put all these bullets in my belly...
1565
01:31:07,540 --> 01:31:09,082
and I'm gonna find out why.
1566
01:31:11,498 --> 01:31:12,873
I'll just say it.
1567
01:31:13,582 --> 01:31:15,373
You don't have to stick your fingers in me.
1568
01:31:15,540 --> 01:31:17,790
Jesus, just ask sometimes.
1569
01:31:18,165 --> 01:31:19,207
Fine.
1570
01:31:20,415 --> 01:31:21,415
Really?
1571
01:31:22,082 --> 01:31:23,332
Hands in pockets.
1572
01:31:24,873 --> 01:31:26,040
Guy named Paradox.
1573
01:31:26,957 --> 01:31:28,207
He said he'd get me out of The Void.
1574
01:31:28,373 --> 01:31:30,165
All I know is he works for the TVA.
1575
01:31:30,332 --> 01:31:31,332
The TVA.
1576
01:31:31,498 --> 01:31:32,540
We had an agreement.
1577
01:31:32,832 --> 01:31:34,373
I don't think this guy cares.
1578
01:31:35,665 --> 01:31:36,707
He will.
1579
01:31:37,207 --> 01:31:38,248
Hey, people!
1580
01:31:38,582 --> 01:31:40,707
How much longer
before the Time Ripper is active?
1581
01:31:40,873 --> 01:31:42,707
We're running the final safety checks.
1582
01:31:42,873 --> 01:31:44,832
Okay. All right.
Thanks for all your hard work, Ralph.
1583
01:31:44,998 --> 01:31:46,373
- Take your time.
- Really?
1584
01:31:46,540 --> 01:31:48,082
No, you drooling boob!
1585
01:31:48,248 --> 01:31:49,332
No! We have company.
1586
01:31:49,498 --> 01:31:52,498
Cancel the safety checks.
We need to be live now!
1587
01:31:52,832 --> 01:31:54,290
I hate you so much.
1588
01:31:56,498 --> 01:31:57,498
No! Stop!
1589
01:31:57,665 --> 01:31:59,248
Piss off! You're too late.
1590
01:31:59,415 --> 01:32:01,165
- You're fuckin' done.
- Why was Thor crying?
1591
01:32:01,332 --> 01:32:02,332
How dare you!
1592
01:32:02,498 --> 01:32:04,665
No one comes back from The Void.
1593
01:32:04,832 --> 01:32:06,290
Tell that to Cassandra Nova.
1594
01:32:15,123 --> 01:32:16,915
Paradox.
We have a problem.
1595
01:32:19,998 --> 01:32:21,207
Paradox.
1596
01:32:23,540 --> 01:32:25,998
Well, you are doughier than
you looked in Pyro's head.
1597
01:32:26,165 --> 01:32:27,332
You tried to kill me.
1598
01:32:27,498 --> 01:32:28,498
I literally have no...
1599
01:32:29,457 --> 01:32:33,123
You come for the king,
you better kill the king.
1600
01:32:34,040 --> 01:32:36,415
Welcome to the skull fuck club, Paradox.
1601
01:32:36,582 --> 01:32:38,707
You know she doesn't wash that hand.
1602
01:32:40,457 --> 01:32:41,582
What's this?
1603
01:32:42,915 --> 01:32:44,248
A Time Ripper?
1604
01:32:44,415 --> 01:32:46,123
- Naughty boy.
- Oh, no. We're on it.
1605
01:32:46,290 --> 01:32:47,915
We're gonna head down
and dismantle that thing now.
1606
01:32:48,082 --> 01:32:50,373
We got ya, boo.
You just keep playing those keys.
1607
01:32:50,540 --> 01:32:52,040
I don't want to destroy it.
1608
01:32:52,707 --> 01:32:54,040
I want to use it.
1609
01:32:54,582 --> 01:32:57,082
Now, shoo.
Mummy and Daddy are having a conversation.
1610
01:33:03,790 --> 01:33:05,582
You know, the funny thing is...
1611
01:33:05,748 --> 01:33:07,207
I was happy in The Void.
1612
01:33:08,248 --> 01:33:11,165
You sent your trash to me.
Alioth and I cleaned it up.
1613
01:33:11,332 --> 01:33:13,290
Everyone was happy.
1614
01:33:14,165 --> 01:33:17,248
And then you had to go
and piss on my side of the fence.
1615
01:33:17,415 --> 01:33:19,582
And so now the fence must come down.
1616
01:33:20,290 --> 01:33:22,123
I'm going to use your little Time Ripper.
1617
01:33:22,290 --> 01:33:24,873
And I'm going to destroy this universe...
1618
01:33:25,040 --> 01:33:27,748
and the next and the next and the next...
1619
01:33:27,915 --> 01:33:31,498
until all that's left is The Void.
1620
01:33:31,665 --> 01:33:33,540
And I get to play God.
1621
01:33:34,082 --> 01:33:35,082
Come on.
1622
01:33:35,540 --> 01:33:38,373
Now you're going to show me how
to use this fancy gadget of yours.
1623
01:33:38,540 --> 01:33:41,915
And don't worry, I've called some friends
to make sure we're not disturbed.
1624
01:33:45,498 --> 01:33:48,040
Sorry to bother, madam,
but there's something you need to see.
1625
01:33:48,582 --> 01:33:52,582
We're getting indications of an unsanctioned
Time Ripper activating on Earth-10005.
1626
01:33:54,873 --> 01:33:56,082
Whose district is that?
1627
01:33:56,457 --> 01:33:57,373
Paradox.
1628
01:34:09,415 --> 01:34:11,623
Well, thank you so much
for your help, darling.
1629
01:34:11,790 --> 01:34:14,207
God. Good to get out of that head.
1630
01:34:14,373 --> 01:34:15,873
What a mess!
1631
01:34:23,207 --> 01:34:24,040
Stop!
1632
01:34:24,540 --> 01:34:26,540
Let's give it a beat for the extras to clear.
1633
01:34:26,707 --> 01:34:28,748
Go, go, go!
Oh, my God!
1634
01:34:33,540 --> 01:34:36,207
- Oh. My. God.
- Fuck.
1635
01:34:43,957 --> 01:34:45,332
It's her!
1636
01:34:46,582 --> 01:34:47,707
Come on, girl!
1637
01:34:55,123 --> 01:34:56,332
Come on, girl!
1638
01:35:11,082 --> 01:35:12,207
That's my girl!
1639
01:35:12,373 --> 01:35:15,665
We don't have to be apart ever, ever again.
Never, ever...
1640
01:35:15,832 --> 01:35:16,915
- Sorry!
- Fuck!
1641
01:35:18,040 --> 01:35:19,832
What's Café Gratitude doing here?
1642
01:35:19,998 --> 01:35:21,248
Sorry about that.
1643
01:35:21,415 --> 01:35:24,748
Tremble not, sweet Mary Puppins.
I'll handle him.
1644
01:35:25,373 --> 01:35:26,415
Come here, girl.
Papa's here.
1645
01:35:26,582 --> 01:35:28,998
Hey, do not insult
this animal's autonomy.
1646
01:35:29,707 --> 01:35:31,748
She can decide who her papa is.
1647
01:35:31,915 --> 01:35:32,957
What's it gonna be, girl, huh?
1648
01:35:33,123 --> 01:35:35,623
Original recipe or Van Milder here?
1649
01:35:36,248 --> 01:35:39,123
That's funny.
I can gently tap the fourth wall too.
1650
01:35:39,623 --> 01:35:40,790
The Proposal.
1651
01:35:42,540 --> 01:35:43,540
The fuck was that?
1652
01:35:43,707 --> 01:35:45,873
- Bitch, you think that's what I do?
- Both of you shut up.
1653
01:35:47,373 --> 01:35:48,373
You smell somethin'?
1654
01:35:48,540 --> 01:35:49,373
Yeah, you.
1655
01:35:50,248 --> 01:35:51,832
A lot of you.
1656
01:36:06,998 --> 01:36:09,248
Told you there were
a lot of Deadpools over there.
1657
01:36:20,790 --> 01:36:21,957
That's bad.
1658
01:36:44,457 --> 01:36:45,623
I take it they're not friendly.
1659
01:36:45,790 --> 01:36:46,665
Goodness, no.
1660
01:36:46,832 --> 01:36:48,873
Sorry about this, boys.
Mission over.
1661
01:36:49,040 --> 01:36:51,707
Cause of death,
one hundred kill-thirsty Deadpools.
1662
01:36:51,873 --> 01:36:52,957
They're dumb.
1663
01:36:53,123 --> 01:36:54,873
But they can fight.
Not me, though.
1664
01:36:55,040 --> 01:36:57,248
Would love to get in the mix
but I have low bone density...
1665
01:36:57,415 --> 01:36:58,915
and I have to keep my face safe.
1666
01:36:59,873 --> 01:37:00,873
- Hold, please.
- Oh, God.
1667
01:37:01,040 --> 01:37:02,248
All right. Look.
1668
01:37:02,915 --> 01:37:03,915
Guys!
1669
01:37:05,123 --> 01:37:06,873
Deadpool Prime here.
1670
01:37:07,040 --> 01:37:08,498
- Our fight isn't with you...
- Hey!
1671
01:37:08,665 --> 01:37:12,290
When I want your opinion,
I'll take Wolverine's dick out of your mouth.
1672
01:37:12,457 --> 01:37:14,040
That's Kidpool.
She's the dirtiest.
1673
01:37:14,207 --> 01:37:15,457
Can we just be done?
1674
01:37:15,623 --> 01:37:17,165
We're just getting started.
1675
01:37:17,332 --> 01:37:20,623
No, no, no. With the whole multiverse thing.
1676
01:37:21,540 --> 01:37:22,540
It's not great.
1677
01:37:22,707 --> 01:37:24,165
It's just been miss...
1678
01:37:24,623 --> 01:37:26,123
after miss...
1679
01:37:26,290 --> 01:37:27,998
after miss.
1680
01:37:28,373 --> 01:37:30,707
Look, The Wizard of Oz
did the multiverse first...
1681
01:37:30,873 --> 01:37:33,165
and they did it best.
The gays knew it.
1682
01:37:33,623 --> 01:37:34,873
But we didn't listen.
1683
01:37:35,040 --> 01:37:37,790
Let's just take the L and move on.
1684
01:37:37,957 --> 01:37:40,290
I think it's been steadily great
since Endgame.
1685
01:37:40,457 --> 01:37:41,915
What are you talking about?
1686
01:37:42,082 --> 01:37:43,540
The multiverse is over.
1687
01:37:43,707 --> 01:37:46,582
Cassandy gonna destroy
the fuck outta every timeline.
1688
01:37:46,748 --> 01:37:49,040
- Y'all can't do shit about it.
- Do you not get it?
1689
01:37:49,207 --> 01:37:51,415
If we don't go down to the subway
and stop her, we all die.
1690
01:37:51,582 --> 01:37:53,832
Say, the boss lady don't want
no disturbances.
1691
01:37:53,998 --> 01:37:56,707
You wanna get down to the subway,
you gotta go through us.
1692
01:37:56,873 --> 01:37:57,832
Uzi time, baby.
1693
01:37:58,123 --> 01:37:59,123
Uzi time, baby.
1694
01:37:59,290 --> 01:38:00,290
Look alive!
1695
01:38:09,748 --> 01:38:11,415
- I think I'm hit.
- No shit.
1696
01:38:11,582 --> 01:38:12,498
You did that on purpose.
1697
01:38:12,665 --> 01:38:14,207
I did no such thing!
1698
01:38:14,373 --> 01:38:15,373
Listen to me, gorgeous.
1699
01:38:15,540 --> 01:38:16,790
How long does it take for you to regenerate?
1700
01:38:16,957 --> 01:38:18,207
Regenerate?
1701
01:38:24,415 --> 01:38:26,207
You really are God's perfect idiot,
aren't you?
1702
01:38:26,373 --> 01:38:27,748
- I'm okay.
- How dare you!
1703
01:38:27,915 --> 01:38:29,832
You insensitive son of a bitch!
1704
01:38:29,998 --> 01:38:31,915
How was I supposed to know
he doesn't regenerate?
1705
01:38:32,082 --> 01:38:33,207
I'm not a medicine woman.
1706
01:38:33,665 --> 01:38:34,915
Look. A donut cart.
1707
01:38:35,082 --> 01:38:36,165
- They're practically hospitals.
- What?
1708
01:38:36,332 --> 01:38:38,165
- They sell portable triage units.
- They don't.
1709
01:38:38,332 --> 01:38:39,873
- I'm gonna get you to safety.
- He's not.
1710
01:38:40,040 --> 01:38:41,207
Deep breath.
1711
01:38:49,582 --> 01:38:51,582
Hey, why are we stopping?
1712
01:38:51,748 --> 01:38:52,957
I'm just catching my breath.
1713
01:38:53,123 --> 01:38:55,707
What, are your legs on vacation?
You're dead weight!
1714
01:38:55,873 --> 01:38:57,457
That's because I'm paralyzed.
1715
01:38:57,623 --> 01:38:59,623
We all have problems.
Listen to me.
1716
01:38:59,790 --> 01:39:00,790
You're gonna live.
1717
01:39:01,915 --> 01:39:03,165
Look at me, Nicepool.
1718
01:39:07,123 --> 01:39:08,290
You're gonna live.
1719
01:39:08,998 --> 01:39:10,248
Say it!
1720
01:39:10,790 --> 01:39:12,123
I'm gonna live.
1721
01:39:12,415 --> 01:39:14,457
Say it with me.
You're gonna live.
1722
01:39:14,623 --> 01:39:16,790
I'm gonna live!
1723
01:39:18,123 --> 01:39:20,165
Say it louder!
1724
01:39:20,332 --> 01:39:21,498
I'm gonna live...
1725
01:39:30,415 --> 01:39:31,415
Hold your fire!
1726
01:39:33,748 --> 01:39:35,040
Sweet little puppy.
1727
01:39:45,873 --> 01:39:48,332
God damn it!
I don't think he's gonna make it.
1728
01:39:48,498 --> 01:39:50,582
God, he loved his face.
1729
01:39:50,748 --> 01:39:53,123
I can taste his final thought.
1730
01:39:53,290 --> 01:39:54,832
He was so afraid.
1731
01:39:54,998 --> 01:39:55,957
But he died a hero.
1732
01:39:56,123 --> 01:39:58,040
He died from murder, you dumb fuck.
1733
01:39:58,207 --> 01:39:59,998
And all I have to remember him by...
1734
01:40:00,915 --> 01:40:04,582
are these two gold-plated,
...50 caliber Desert Eagle pistoleros.
1735
01:40:05,040 --> 01:40:05,998
This is for him.
1736
01:40:06,623 --> 01:40:07,790
Are you ready?
1737
01:40:08,373 --> 01:40:10,123
I get to kill a hundred yous?
1738
01:40:10,290 --> 01:40:11,498
Fuck yeah, I'm ready.
1739
01:40:12,582 --> 01:40:13,873
Hey, you don't want to see this, bub.
1740
01:40:14,040 --> 01:40:15,332
That's a good girl.
1741
01:40:52,248 --> 01:40:53,623
Holy shit.
1742
01:40:53,790 --> 01:40:55,873
You save the good stuff
for special occasions?
1743
01:40:56,040 --> 01:40:57,290
Killing mostly.
1744
01:40:57,457 --> 01:40:59,790
What's the wind resistance
on those blowjob handles?
1745
01:41:01,082 --> 01:41:04,332
I'm sorry.
I'm just a catty bitch when I'm jealous.
1746
01:41:04,498 --> 01:41:05,748
All right, let's do this.
1747
01:41:06,123 --> 01:41:07,332
Maximum effort.
1748
01:41:46,998 --> 01:41:48,082
You're dead.
1749
01:42:13,957 --> 01:42:15,207
Motherfucker.
1750
01:42:16,123 --> 01:42:17,748
I wish I were deaf.
1751
01:42:37,582 --> 01:42:39,415
I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die.
1752
01:42:39,582 --> 01:42:40,623
I don't wanna...
1753
01:42:54,290 --> 01:42:55,457
Come on.
1754
01:42:55,623 --> 01:42:56,623
I blew it.
1755
01:42:56,790 --> 01:42:58,832
After all that, the only thing
they're gonna remember...
1756
01:42:58,998 --> 01:43:00,707
is that God awful dismount!
1757
01:43:05,540 --> 01:43:07,040
What you laughing at,
you little fucker?
1758
01:43:07,373 --> 01:43:08,498
Uh-oh.
1759
01:43:08,665 --> 01:43:09,707
Uh-oh.
1760
01:43:13,915 --> 01:43:15,498
I guess these ones regenerate.
1761
01:43:17,623 --> 01:43:19,998
Come on. We don't have time for this.
1762
01:43:20,165 --> 01:43:21,207
Deadpools!
1763
01:43:21,373 --> 01:43:22,457
Stand down.
1764
01:43:32,957 --> 01:43:34,457
This Deadpool's with me.
1765
01:43:34,623 --> 01:43:35,832
Oh, no.
1766
01:43:35,998 --> 01:43:37,207
Holy shit.
1767
01:43:37,373 --> 01:43:38,582
That's fuckin' Peter!
1768
01:43:41,790 --> 01:43:43,623
Wait, you...
You guys know Peter?
1769
01:43:43,790 --> 01:43:45,915
You kidding me? Every Deadpool has a Peter.
1770
01:43:46,082 --> 01:43:49,665
Shit. Peter's a goddamn legend
in every Deadpool's world.
1771
01:43:49,832 --> 01:43:50,915
Peter-san.
1772
01:43:59,290 --> 01:44:01,373
Peter. Peter. Peter.
1773
01:44:07,415 --> 01:44:08,957
Enjoy my Peter.
1774
01:44:36,498 --> 01:44:38,957
Oh, now you're here.
Oh, well, you're too late. It's all over.
1775
01:44:39,123 --> 01:44:39,957
Not yet, it's not.
1776
01:44:40,123 --> 01:44:41,790
Whoa. No, no, no. We're very close.
1777
01:44:41,957 --> 01:44:43,290
Homestretch, folks. Promise.
1778
01:44:43,457 --> 01:44:44,957
Quick, let's up the stakes.
1779
01:44:45,123 --> 01:44:46,457
If she steals the Time Ripper's energy...
1780
01:44:46,623 --> 01:44:49,082
she has the power to
shred the fabric of all realities...
1781
01:44:49,248 --> 01:44:50,873
until there is nothing left but The Void.
1782
01:44:51,040 --> 01:44:51,998
How do we shut it down?
1783
01:44:52,415 --> 01:44:53,332
I don't know.
1784
01:44:55,082 --> 01:44:56,165
How about now?
1785
01:44:56,332 --> 01:44:57,665
The mask is really intimidating, huh?
1786
01:44:57,832 --> 01:44:59,832
It's like Batman,
except he can move his neck.
1787
01:44:59,998 --> 01:45:01,415
Okay, look, look, look.
1788
01:45:02,873 --> 01:45:05,248
The Ripper is fed from
a secure chamber below ground.
1789
01:45:05,415 --> 01:45:09,540
It is powered by twin matter and anti-matter
feeds converging inside the device.
1790
01:45:09,707 --> 01:45:10,832
Now, Cassandra Nova...
1791
01:45:10,998 --> 01:45:13,165
is redirecting the Ripper's power
to eliminate all timelines...
1792
01:45:13,332 --> 01:45:14,332
starting with this one.
1793
01:45:14,498 --> 01:45:15,832
Theoretically, you could stop her...
1794
01:45:15,998 --> 01:45:17,832
by short-circuiting the feeds
in the chamber below.
1795
01:45:17,998 --> 01:45:20,373
One of you were to create a
circuit between the two feeds...
1796
01:45:20,540 --> 01:45:23,748
then the released power
would destroy the machine.
1797
01:45:23,915 --> 01:45:25,707
- But, well, but...
- Come on, man.
1798
01:45:25,873 --> 01:45:27,873
If you're not gonna swallow, spit it out.
1799
01:45:28,040 --> 01:45:31,082
Whoever formed the bridge
would be annihilated.
1800
01:45:31,248 --> 01:45:32,873
- I could live with that.
- Yeah, I could live with that, too, actually.
1801
01:45:33,040 --> 01:45:34,748
You know, we survive anything.
We're like cockroaches.
1802
01:45:34,915 --> 01:45:35,832
Not this time.
1803
01:45:35,998 --> 01:45:38,665
This is matter and anti-matter.
1804
01:45:38,832 --> 01:45:40,748
They do not play nicely with each other.
1805
01:45:40,915 --> 01:45:43,665
When they mix in your body
you will be atomized.
1806
01:45:44,248 --> 01:45:46,248
Trust the laws of physics
if you don't trust me.
1807
01:45:46,415 --> 01:45:48,457
Even if you lived long enough to
make the circuit...
1808
01:45:48,623 --> 01:45:51,165
you will die down there.
1809
01:46:16,498 --> 01:46:17,832
Hold off. Hold.
1810
01:46:17,998 --> 01:46:19,498
You heard that asshole upstairs.
1811
01:46:19,665 --> 01:46:23,707
Even if we pull this off,
we're dead. Permanently.
1812
01:46:24,332 --> 01:46:25,373
That's why it's got to be me.
1813
01:46:25,540 --> 01:46:26,373
What?
1814
01:46:30,290 --> 01:46:31,123
Look, man...
1815
01:46:32,373 --> 01:46:34,123
you didn't ask for any of this.
1816
01:46:34,582 --> 01:46:35,707
You were right.
1817
01:46:36,040 --> 01:46:36,957
I lied.
1818
01:46:37,915 --> 01:46:39,623
I lied right to your face...
1819
01:46:39,790 --> 01:46:41,665
just to get you to help me. And you did.
1820
01:46:42,582 --> 01:46:44,040
You didn't lie.
1821
01:46:46,040 --> 01:46:47,415
You made an educated wish.
1822
01:46:50,498 --> 01:46:51,332
Come on.
1823
01:46:52,748 --> 01:46:54,498
You got a whole world to go back to.
1824
01:46:56,165 --> 01:46:56,998
I got nothin'.
1825
01:46:59,332 --> 01:47:00,165
I got nothin'.
1826
01:47:05,415 --> 01:47:06,248
Give me this.
1827
01:47:13,415 --> 01:47:14,623
Hey.
1828
01:47:19,123 --> 01:47:20,957
I waited a long time for this team up.
1829
01:47:23,248 --> 01:47:24,207
You know something?
1830
01:47:26,248 --> 01:47:27,748
You were the best Wolverine.
1831
01:47:36,623 --> 01:47:38,415
Say hi to your friends for me.
1832
01:47:50,498 --> 01:47:51,582
No!
1833
01:47:51,748 --> 01:47:52,707
Open the door!
1834
01:47:52,873 --> 01:47:55,498
I can't hear you over all the
noble sacrifice.
1835
01:47:55,665 --> 01:47:56,790
Why are you fucking doing this?
1836
01:47:56,957 --> 01:48:00,082
Because I'm Marvel Jesus.
1837
01:48:01,790 --> 01:48:02,790
Or Spock.
1838
01:48:04,040 --> 01:48:05,040
Hard to say.
1839
01:48:09,665 --> 01:48:10,498
Wade!
1840
01:48:11,248 --> 01:48:13,207
You fucking idiot!
1841
01:48:18,373 --> 01:48:19,498
Sorry, I'm just stalling.
1842
01:48:19,665 --> 01:48:21,957
I think I'm nervous about dying.
1843
01:48:22,790 --> 01:48:23,915
This should be me.
1844
01:48:24,623 --> 01:48:26,290
Say hi to my friends for me, peanut.
1845
01:48:26,457 --> 01:48:27,457
Wade!
1846
01:48:27,623 --> 01:48:29,665
You want to be an annoying prick,
do it this side!
1847
01:48:29,832 --> 01:48:31,873
You're gonna die in there,
you dumb fuck!
1848
01:48:38,873 --> 01:48:40,540
Hey! You don't need to do this.
1849
01:48:40,957 --> 01:48:42,582
I'm not doing it 'cause I need it.
1850
01:48:43,623 --> 01:48:45,623
I'm doing it because they do.
1851
01:48:56,582 --> 01:48:57,832
No!
1852
01:49:27,165 --> 01:49:28,665
He's not gonna make it.
1853
01:49:37,373 --> 01:49:38,457
It's over.
1854
01:50:45,915 --> 01:50:47,248
The Wolverine.
1855
01:50:48,332 --> 01:50:50,123
He's a hero in my world.
1856
01:50:52,415 --> 01:50:54,915
Whoever you think I am,
you got the wrong guy.
1857
01:50:56,457 --> 01:50:58,207
You were always the wrong guy...
1858
01:50:59,748 --> 01:51:01,373
till you weren't.
1859
01:51:03,415 --> 01:51:04,915
Wade.
1860
01:51:06,832 --> 01:51:11,415
Wade. You can finally, finally, matter.
1861
01:51:27,457 --> 01:51:28,457
Vanessa.
1862
01:51:30,915 --> 01:51:32,748
I wanna see Vanessa.
1863
01:51:39,040 --> 01:51:43,248
For the first time in my life,
I am proud to wear this suit.
1864
01:51:44,457 --> 01:51:46,123
It means I'm an X-Man.
1865
01:51:48,623 --> 01:51:50,207
I am the X-Man.
1866
01:52:34,248 --> 01:52:35,790
Paradox.
1867
01:52:37,623 --> 01:52:38,790
You've been busy.
1868
01:52:39,207 --> 01:52:40,248
Well, somebody had to be.
1869
01:52:40,415 --> 01:52:42,373
We had some
strange readings from this location.
1870
01:52:42,540 --> 01:52:45,332
You wouldn't know anything about an
unsanctioned Time Ripper, would you?
1871
01:52:46,373 --> 01:52:49,498
No. No. I wouldn't know anything about an
unsanctioned Time Ripper.
1872
01:52:49,665 --> 01:52:51,165
Maybe you should ask Cassandra Nova.
1873
01:52:51,332 --> 01:52:52,248
Because I was assured...
1874
01:52:52,415 --> 01:52:54,915
that she was safely held in The Void.
But no...
1875
01:52:55,082 --> 01:52:57,123
she was here.
And she fondled my brain.
1876
01:52:57,290 --> 01:52:58,207
How did you let this happen?
1877
01:52:58,373 --> 01:52:59,248
You weren't involved at all?
1878
01:52:59,415 --> 01:53:01,915
In stopping her, yes!
Yes. I was.
1879
01:53:02,082 --> 01:53:03,623
But, not nearly enough.
1880
01:53:03,790 --> 01:53:05,998
Not as much as the men
who went down there after her.
1881
01:53:06,665 --> 01:53:07,748
My men.
1882
01:53:08,498 --> 01:53:09,498
My friends.
1883
01:53:10,915 --> 01:53:11,873
I warned them.
1884
01:53:12,040 --> 01:53:15,207
That they would be completely obliterated
if they went. But they went anyway. Like...
1885
01:53:16,998 --> 01:53:18,082
Like heroes.
1886
01:53:20,207 --> 01:53:21,873
Because that's who they were.
1887
01:53:24,748 --> 01:53:26,165
They just did what they had to do.
1888
01:53:27,582 --> 01:53:29,165
With no concern for their own safety.
1889
01:53:32,415 --> 01:53:38,998
The fact that we are all still standing here
is a testament to their heroism.
1890
01:53:42,707 --> 01:53:45,082
Anyway, there's nothing you or I can do
to bring them back now.
1891
01:53:46,915 --> 01:53:48,915
He has risen, baby girl.
1892
01:53:49,082 --> 01:53:49,873
Fuck!
1893
01:54:09,373 --> 01:54:10,582
Found your new Anchor Being.
1894
01:54:11,082 --> 01:54:13,040
And we're doing just fine, you piece of shit.
1895
01:54:13,457 --> 01:54:14,540
Mm. Mm-hmm.
1896
01:54:14,915 --> 01:54:16,373
Fine indeed.
1897
01:54:16,540 --> 01:54:20,540
All right. Put your greasy tits away,
you preening slut.
1898
01:54:21,415 --> 01:54:22,790
I don't understand.
1899
01:54:22,957 --> 01:54:24,123
How are you two still alive?
1900
01:54:24,290 --> 01:54:26,373
You were right.
One of us would have been killed.
1901
01:54:26,540 --> 01:54:29,498
But you put
a Deadpool and a Wolverine together...
1902
01:54:29,665 --> 01:54:31,748
make 'em hold hands
while listening to Madonna...
1903
01:54:31,915 --> 01:54:33,998
indestructible, motherfucker.
1904
01:54:34,498 --> 01:54:36,707
Let's get this Deadpool Variant
back to The Void.
1905
01:54:36,873 --> 01:54:38,707
- Wait, hold on. What?
- Nope. Actually...
1906
01:54:38,873 --> 01:54:40,415
This one's homegrown, like me.
1907
01:54:40,582 --> 01:54:41,665
He belongs here.
1908
01:54:42,123 --> 01:54:43,040
And you are?
1909
01:54:43,207 --> 01:54:45,748
Peterpool. But you can call me Peter.
1910
01:54:47,373 --> 01:54:48,415
And I hope that you do.
1911
01:54:54,915 --> 01:54:56,332
What the fuck is happening here?
1912
01:54:56,498 --> 01:54:58,165
You are under judgment...
1913
01:54:58,332 --> 01:55:00,207
for operating an unsanctioned Time Ripper.
1914
01:55:00,373 --> 01:55:01,457
- Take him.
- I was just doing what...
1915
01:55:01,623 --> 01:55:02,998
you don't have the guts to do.
1916
01:55:03,790 --> 01:55:05,998
Get your insolent hands off me!
1917
01:55:06,165 --> 01:55:06,998
Get off!
1918
01:55:08,248 --> 01:55:09,915
I'm grateful, gentlemen.
1919
01:55:10,748 --> 01:55:11,832
Let's hold the bows.
1920
01:55:11,998 --> 01:55:14,415
You led an
Omega-level mutant to this timeline.
1921
01:55:14,582 --> 01:55:16,165
- You're welcome.
- And you...
1922
01:55:16,332 --> 01:55:18,207
- shouldn't even be near this timeline.
- He's welcome.
1923
01:55:18,498 --> 01:55:21,748
And you look damn good in that suit.
1924
01:55:21,915 --> 01:55:22,915
I'm so sorry.
1925
01:55:27,415 --> 01:55:31,040
I wanna show you something.
Something huge.
1926
01:55:31,207 --> 01:55:33,123
That's what Scoutmaster Kevin used to say.
1927
01:55:34,748 --> 01:55:35,748
Do you see that?
1928
01:55:36,498 --> 01:55:38,248
Your universe is regenerating.
1929
01:55:39,165 --> 01:55:40,498
Whatever you did here...
1930
01:55:40,915 --> 01:55:42,790
you not only saved your world.
1931
01:55:43,332 --> 01:55:45,707
You spared your timeline from extinction.
1932
01:55:47,540 --> 01:55:48,623
I'd rest up.
1933
01:55:48,998 --> 01:55:51,373
I have a feeling your work
is only just getting started.
1934
01:55:51,540 --> 01:55:53,082
Till you're 90.
1935
01:55:53,248 --> 01:55:54,082
Wait!
1936
01:55:55,540 --> 01:55:58,248
We couldn't have made it out of The Void
without some help...
1937
01:55:59,082 --> 01:56:02,957
from some people that the world
kind of forgot.
1938
01:56:03,457 --> 01:56:06,832
Is there any way that you could maybe find
a way to bring them home?
1939
01:56:08,915 --> 01:56:09,998
I'll see what I can do.
1940
01:56:10,748 --> 01:56:12,623
And I promised my friend here...
1941
01:56:13,040 --> 01:56:16,582
that the TVA could undo some
pretty awful shit in his timeline.
1942
01:56:16,748 --> 01:56:17,707
What would you say to that?
1943
01:56:18,040 --> 01:56:19,082
Change the past?
1944
01:56:19,707 --> 01:56:21,665
Well, he did help me save the world.
1945
01:56:21,998 --> 01:56:24,332
And his past made him the man who did it.
1946
01:56:25,415 --> 01:56:27,665
There's nothing to fix, Mr. Wilson.
1947
01:56:29,123 --> 01:56:30,165
Logan.
1948
01:56:33,665 --> 01:56:34,457
Shawarma?
1949
01:56:34,623 --> 01:56:35,457
- I could eat.
- Yeah.
1950
01:56:45,290 --> 01:56:47,582
You know, the Avengers discovered shawarma.
1951
01:56:48,582 --> 01:56:50,207
They'd be lucky to have you.
1952
01:56:57,582 --> 01:56:59,582
- Oh.
- Oh, come on.
1953
01:56:59,748 --> 01:57:00,790
Fuck off!
1954
01:57:01,957 --> 01:57:06,665
Come here, my little cunchkin.
Yes, it's you. You're a survivor.
1955
01:57:08,082 --> 01:57:09,873
Oh, all is right in the world.
1956
01:57:11,165 --> 01:57:12,165
Yes, it is.
1957
01:57:13,957 --> 01:57:15,123
So what are you gonna do next?
1958
01:57:16,748 --> 01:57:18,748
I'll figure it out. I always do.
1959
01:57:19,623 --> 01:57:20,457
All right.
1960
01:57:21,790 --> 01:57:23,040
So I'll probably see you around?
1961
01:57:28,082 --> 01:57:28,915
Probably not.
1962
01:57:32,415 --> 01:57:33,248
See you, bub.
1963
01:57:42,998 --> 01:57:43,998
Logan.
1964
01:57:50,582 --> 01:57:52,248
Al. I'm back.
1965
01:57:52,832 --> 01:57:54,082
About damn time.
1966
01:57:54,457 --> 01:57:55,290
You holdin'?
1967
01:57:55,457 --> 01:57:57,207
I'm all outta devil's dandruff...
1968
01:57:57,373 --> 01:58:00,082
- and I'm shaking like an angry vibrator.
- Thank you, Al.
1969
01:58:00,248 --> 01:58:01,123
We have company.
1970
01:58:01,998 --> 01:58:03,498
Althea, this is...
1971
01:58:04,248 --> 01:58:05,290
This is Logan.
1972
01:58:05,457 --> 01:58:06,498
Nice to meet you, Logan.
1973
01:58:06,665 --> 01:58:07,498
Nice to meet you, too.
1974
01:58:07,665 --> 01:58:11,207
And this little ancient anal shit-knot is
Mary Puppins.
1975
01:58:11,373 --> 01:58:13,665
Or as I like to call her, Dogpool.
1976
01:58:13,832 --> 01:58:15,498
You want to treat yourself
to a little stroke?
1977
01:58:17,165 --> 01:58:20,207
- Get the tongue. There it is.
- Oh, my God! Motherfucker!
1978
01:58:20,373 --> 01:58:24,082
Right? It's like an armadillo
fucked a gremlin, angrily...
1979
01:58:24,248 --> 01:58:25,540
in a bed of gonorrhea...
1980
01:58:25,707 --> 01:58:28,082
- Wow.
- ...and didn't stop till the sun came up.
1981
01:58:29,373 --> 01:58:30,957
Everyone wants to matter.
1982
01:58:31,873 --> 01:58:34,498
Turns out that
you don't need to be Marvel Jesus to do it.
1983
01:58:35,332 --> 01:58:37,582
You just need to
open your eyes and look around.
1984
01:58:38,290 --> 01:58:39,290
And if you're lucky...
1985
01:58:40,290 --> 01:58:41,707
you'll find a few friends.
1986
01:58:42,165 --> 01:58:43,290
Old friends...
1987
01:58:44,290 --> 01:58:45,998
and some new ones too.
1988
01:58:50,707 --> 01:58:52,665
Give me the fucking dog. Talk to the girl.
1989
01:59:03,123 --> 01:59:04,248
Well, hi.
1990
01:59:04,415 --> 01:59:05,248
Hi.
1991
01:59:08,082 --> 01:59:09,082
You've been busy.
1992
01:59:12,165 --> 01:59:13,665
I did it for you.
1993
01:59:15,707 --> 01:59:17,998
And even if you don't want me,
I did it for you.
1994
01:59:27,415 --> 01:59:28,415
It turns out...
1995
01:59:29,123 --> 01:59:30,498
I am the world-saving type.
1996
01:59:31,457 --> 01:59:33,457
Just look around this table
if you want proof.
1997
01:59:34,457 --> 01:59:35,415
And the best part?
1998
01:59:36,373 --> 01:59:38,123
Sometimes the people we save...
1999
01:59:39,165 --> 01:59:41,332
well, they save us right back.
2000
02:00:20,790 --> 02:00:22,915
You're not the only one with gifts.
2001
02:00:23,082 --> 02:00:24,248
What is this place?
2002
02:00:53,248 --> 02:00:54,082
Nice suit.
2003
02:00:54,248 --> 02:00:55,123
Zip it, Stan Lee.
2004
02:01:04,040 --> 02:01:06,582
{\an8}I really like the,
the art in the Deadpool comics.
2005
02:01:06,748 --> 02:01:08,998
You know, I just always felt a
kind of a kinship to him.
2006
02:01:09,165 --> 02:01:11,873
And I just thought,
I'd like to play that guy someday.
2007
02:01:40,665 --> 02:01:43,165
I was there for three weeks
before I shot a single thing.
2008
02:01:43,582 --> 02:01:45,123
{\an8}At our first day of shooting...
2009
02:01:45,665 --> 02:01:47,165
I was so nervous, man.
2010
02:01:47,748 --> 02:01:49,832
Everyone was sort of going,
"Who's this guy?"
2011
02:01:49,998 --> 02:01:51,832
You know, there was a lot of that and...
2012
02:01:51,998 --> 02:01:55,457
you know, "Is he gonna deliver or not?"
You can feel all that kind of pressure.
2013
02:01:56,790 --> 02:02:00,040
It's always the suit's fault.
Never the actor.
2014
02:02:08,832 --> 02:02:10,207
- This is...
- The only way.
2015
02:02:19,623 --> 02:02:21,540
So this is what it feels like.
2016
02:02:24,082 --> 02:02:25,707
And there's the lights.
2017
02:02:25,873 --> 02:02:27,123
For medical research.
2018
02:02:27,748 --> 02:02:29,665
- Bye-bye, video.
- Bye.
2019
02:06:43,457 --> 02:06:47,332
I'm tired of these absolutely vile rumors
that I got Johnny killed.
2020
02:06:48,415 --> 02:06:49,457
Let's look at the tape.
2021
02:06:50,665 --> 02:06:51,873
In The Void...
2022
02:06:52,040 --> 02:06:53,832
you're either food for Alioth...
2023
02:06:53,998 --> 02:06:55,123
or you work for her.
2024
02:06:58,290 --> 02:06:59,207
Go on, Johnny.
2025
02:06:59,748 --> 02:07:00,873
And I'll tell you who "her" is.
2026
02:07:01,373 --> 02:07:02,248
Cassandra Nova.
2027
02:07:02,415 --> 02:07:04,582
A megalomaniacal, psychotic asshole.
2028
02:07:04,748 --> 02:07:08,457
A finger licking dead-inside pixie slab of
third rate dime-store nut-milk.
2029
02:07:08,623 --> 02:07:10,165
- And I'll tell you what she can do.
- I'm listening.
2030
02:07:10,332 --> 02:07:13,873
She can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean
and kick rocks all the way to bald hell.
2031
02:07:14,040 --> 02:07:16,248
In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes
all my skin and...
2032
02:07:16,415 --> 02:07:18,290
pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon.
2033
02:07:18,457 --> 02:07:21,415
If the last thing I do in this godforsaken
cum-gutter existence...
2034
02:07:21,582 --> 02:07:24,332
is light that fuck-box on fire,
I still won't die happy.
2035
02:07:24,498 --> 02:07:26,248
Holy shit, girl. You crazy.
2036
02:07:26,415 --> 02:07:28,040
That's right, Wade.
I won't be happy until...
2037
02:07:28,207 --> 02:07:31,957
I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse
and husk-fucked the charred remains...
2038
02:07:32,123 --> 02:07:33,873
while gargling Juggernaut's juggernuts.
2039
02:07:34,040 --> 02:07:35,415
- Wow!
- And you can quote me.
2040
02:07:35,582 --> 02:07:36,415
'Kay.
2041
02:07:37,165 --> 02:07:38,457
Got you, fuckface.
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