Original subtitles

I've got the vibes.

This thing is evil, Man.

I got a bad feeling.

Shut up and keep moving.

Is big mistake.

Let it go, Man.

We set it down, And we let it go.

Aah!

It's only a bloody monkey, For christ's sake.

Now pick it up.

Listen,

You no pick up the cage,

You no get The big dollars.

Ooh! Grr!

Holy shit!

Don't move!

What are these buggers Playing at?

He says that that monkey Must be set free.

He says we must leave This valley

And never return,

Or the evil spirits Will exact their revenge.

Permit.

Look and see. Permit.

Permit!

Aah!

I'm a new zealand Zoo official,

And this monkey is going To new town.

No.

Oh! Aah! Aah!

No!

Move it!

Aah!

Start her up! Quick!

Hey!

Wait!

Drive, You buggers!

Ow!

Man, Wait.

Step on it!

Aah!

Ow!

The little bugger bit me.

Zingaya.

Zingaya!

You've got the bite.

There's... There's some Dettol in the jeep.

Aw, Jeez! No!

No! What are you doing?!

Aah!

Aah!

Zingaya.

Oh, Jee... Oh!

Aah! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Aah!

Zingaya!

Aah!

N...

Thank you.

HI, Paquita.

Good morning, Roger.

That's the lot.

Tell your dad I'll be Round on thursday

With the saveloys.

That's a pretty dress, Paquita.

See you later, Alligator.

You like that boy, Paquita?

Shuffle the cards.

We will see If you and roger

Are destined To be together.

Create his image In your mind

And cut the cards.

Paquita,

I thought we'd seen The last of this.

Whenever he come, You start over again.

This...

Is you.

And this...

Is the man Of your future.

But he doesn't look Like roger.

It is not roger.

There will be One romance,

And it shall last Forever.

Romance. Puh.

What about money?

This man will enter Your life...

In the near future.

And you will become...

Romantically entangled With him

Almost immediately.

But who is it?

You will recognize This man...

By the symbol...

Of the star...

And of the moon.

What is this?

Oh! No, Not that one.

Paquita, We have a customer.

It is bad, Yes?

Oh, Nothing.

Paquita!

Uh, Just dropping off Our order.

Um...

Mum says to pack The biscuits on top,

Because she doesn't Want any broken.

Uh, Actually...

I'll take One of these now.

Sorry.

Santa maria.

Ooh.

I better be off, Then.

Oh!

Woman: Lionel!

Lionel!

Woman on radio: Good morning, Everybody.

Morning, Everybody. Well, Now I'd like...

There's a beetle.

Eh?

There. Under the fridge.

Horrid little creature Scuttled right in front of me.

I thought I told you To spray this house!

The place is infested With vermin.

I'll get on it Straight away, Mum.

Lionel!

You'll be pleased To know

That your mother has been Voted treasurer elect

Of the w.L.W. L...

The wellington ladies Welfare league.

Ah, That's great, Mum.

And on friday,

The president Nora matheson

Is dropping by to offer Her congratulations.

Wow. The president.

Oh, God!

Look at the state Of this place!

All the windows Will have to be polished.

Woman on radio: Whiter, Brighter, Cleaner wash.

Look at this dust!

It's an inch thick!

You'll have to do The silver.

I polished it Last week.

And the drapes Need cleaning.

Woman on radio: Once a week, Once a month...

Ohh!

I just mowed The lawn.

Does this look like A well-Maintained frontage?

Woman on radio: Very often After drying the dishes...

Whoa! Aah!

Ooh. Ugh.

Get up, You stupid dog.

Here, I'll help you.

No. I manage.

Your brother usually does The deliveries.

Not today.

Ohh. Is big house.

You live here always?

Yeah.

You like my dog?

Is very big, Yes?

Any bigger, And he'd belong in a zoo.

Zoo? Pardon?

Zoo. You know.

Uh... Animals.

Cages.

Ahh!

Claro.

I like to go with zoo.

I go with the zoo?

Oh, No. No, No.

You want to go To the zoo.

Yes, Please.

Ohh.

Oh, Ok.

Tomorrow?

I'll meet you outside The shop.

Ok.

I have to go.

My jardiniere. It's shattered.

Ah, Mum, That was your favorite.

It wouldn't have happened If you'd dusted carefully.

I can get you another one.

It's irreplaceable.

A present From your father.

Our last Wedding anniversary.

Before...

He was taken from us.

Ohh.

I miss him, Too.

Ohh.

Oh.

Look.

Cary grant. He is such a dream.

I wish I could be Grace kelly.

She is so pretty.

Such beautiful Blond hair.

Lionel?

What is wrong?

Ohh.

Uh, Sorry.

Um...

When I was young, I was at the beach,

And I...

I nearly drowned

When I fell off This pier.

Uh, My dad dived in To save me, But...

As he was climbing out, This...

Freak wave just...

Washed him out to sea, And...

He drowned.

Oh, The little monkeys!

Look, Lionel.

Oh! Oh!

There! For you!

Oh!

Ohh.

Poor little bugger.

You get out of there, You vicious little shit!

Reckon they're only found On one island, You know?

Story goes, These great big rats...

Come scuttling off The slave ships...

And raped all The little tree monkeys.

You know,

The natives use them In black magic rituals.

Really?

Yeah.

Don't ask me how.

Probably suck the blood Of virgins, Eh? Eh?

I want to sit down.

Wow.

Mmm.

Oh! Oh.

Aah!

Aah! Aaaaah!

Mum?

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Ew.

Ew.

Ohh.

Mum!

Holy shit!

Look at this. It bit me.

I've been savaged.

And my dress.

Here. I help you.

Oh!

Lionel...

Take me home.

Uh...

There you are, Vera.

Now you just rest up.

I'll be back In a couple of days

To change That dressing.

Thanks, Nurse mctavish.

It's all right, Lionel.

I'll see myself out.

Why have you Deliberately

Gone out of your way To upset me?

I'm sorry.

It won't happen again.

I don't deserve All this attention, Darling.

If you need anything During the night,

You just call.

You're so good to me.

Good night, Mum.

Lionel!

Hello!

Shh!

Keep your voice down.

Look. I have your jacket.

Yeah. I'll get it tomorrow.

What?

Look.

Ooh.

Oh!

It could've waited Till the morning.

Is that all You have to say?

Ohh.

Look, I'm really sorry About the zoo, Paquita.

It's just mum.

She's...

You know.

We go out again?

To a movie?

Look...

I'd like to...

But it's not... It's just not possible.

Not possible?

But we are romantically Entangled.

Entangled?

Oh, Look...

Look, I don't know What you're thinking,

But, Um...

I just can't see you Anymore.

Ohh.

Oh, Paquita.

There will be One romance...

And it shall last Forever.

Ohh!

Ohh, Wow.

Mum, What a beautiful day.

Ohh.

I'm gonna call Nurse mctavish.

No. You'll do No such thing.

I'm perfectly All right.

But...

You look after me, Lionel.

Nora matheson.

Ladies welfare league.

Your mother's Expecting us.

The mathesons are here.

No, Mum. You're not well!

Get my dress!

Oh.

Jeez.

Please go back to bed, Mum.

I'll put them off. It's only the mathesons.

It's the w.L.W.L.

Oh.

Sorry.

Careful. It'll stick on crooked.

Ok.

Our...

Main objective Next year,

Is to...

Get the younger Generation

Involved In the league.

That's why I'm so pleased

That you're on The committee.

Thank you, Nora.

It's a great... Honor.

H- Have you had Any thoughts

On the agenda for The annual meeting?

Annual meeting.

Annual meeting.

Ann...

Ann...

What we need's Another war!

Yes, Dear.

I hear Sir edmund hillary's

Planning an attempt On the south pole.

Right you go.

Have some more beans, Mrs. Matheson.

I'll have A few of those, Lad.

I really think We should be going.

Thank you, Lionel.

What?

No pudding?

Only custard, I'm afraid.

Custard!

I haven't had A good custard in years.

She never Makes the stuff.

Damn fine custard.

Mmm.

Rich and creamy, Just the way I like it.

Touchy on The old food front, Eh?

Never mind.

That was A fine meal, Boy.

Thank you, Mr. Matheson.

Lionel!

What's wrong?

Lionel, You must listen to me.

Dark forces are amassing Against you.

My grandmama has seen it.

Say, "The path ahead Is one of fear

And great danger."

Eh?

Fernando!

Paquita, Wait!

God, Mum.

Oh, Fernando.

Your mother ate my dog!

Not all of it.

Aah!

Get nurse mctavish, Quick.

Ohh.

How long has your mother Been like this?

Since this morning.

Oh. I'll call An ambulance.

You pack some things For the hospital.

I'll do it.

Nurse mctavish.

Your mother's dead, Lionel.

I'm sorry, Lionel.

There was nothing We could do.

She loved you very much.

Which toothbrush?

Lionel!

Your mother's Toothbrush...

The white one Or green one?

Green!

Man on radio: Mother.

You are looking well today.

Woman on radio: I woke up this morning,

How about A nice cup of tea?

I'll just put the jug on.

Sorry, Mother. That Was your favorite teapot.

It slipped Out of me hand.

Never mind that.

Aah!

Paquita: Jacket, Nightgown, Slippers,

And toothbrush.

Where's your mother?

She's gone to hospital.

Oh.

I didn't hear The ambulance.

No, No.

Um...

No, Uh...

She went In nurse mctavish's car.

Sort of, Uh, Well,

Sort of Iying across The back seat, Really.

Yeah. Her and nurse mctavish. Off to hospital.

But her night bag?

I'll take that.

Man on radio: So, It's you

Who've been poaching My rabbits.

Lionel.

Man on radio: I've a good mind

To let you have it With both barrels.

Second man on radio: It weren't me, Sir.

It were that johnny Morris what did it.

Well, I go now.

Man on radio: You just be On your way, Young lad.

If I see you here again,

I'll give you what for.

What do you want?

You're not From the immigration?

I told you people

I lost My bloody papers, Ok?

My family left latvia

During the occupation.

We were hunted Like dogs.

I just want to buy some...

Sedatives.

What do you think I am, A goddamn doctor?

I don't sell sedatives.

Tranquilizers, I do have.

Do you want A syringe,

Or are you Going to sniff?

Aah!

Oh, Lionel, I am happy to see you.

Tell me about these...

Dark forces.

Death surrounds him.

There will be torment

And suffering.

You are marked.

Lionel.

Lionel, If something Is wrong, I can...

Nothing's wrong, Ok?

It contains the power Of the white light.

It will protect you.

Keep it with you always.

How is your mother?

Oh, Fine.

They want to keep her in Hospital for a few more days.

Bye.

Aah!

She ran Right in front of me.

They must have Discharged her early.

It was A dreadful shock,

Losing vera Like that.

Had lunch with her Only last friday.

Picture of health.

That boy of hers, Where is he?

Fine lad.

Lionel called half a dozen Times in the last 2 days.

Very keen To view the remains.

Of course, I had to put him off.

It would have been Far too distressing.

As it is, It's been a damn Difficult embalming job.

Oh, My god. Excuse me.

I can tell You're not a cosgrove.

You're far Too good looking.

Pardon?

Les is the name.

I'm lionel's u...

Lionel's uncle.

And who might you be?

Paquita maria sanchez.

Latin, Eh?

Excuse me, Father.

I am looking For lionel.

I haven't seen him.

And if he's not here In 10 minutes,

His mother will be delivered Into the hands of the lord

In his absence.

Mortician: You idiot.

I told you to stay in there.

The embalming machine Should be turned off.

Oh, Great! Blowout!

Mortician: You're a half-Wit.

This is coming Off your wages.

I'll fix them up.

No, Leave it.

We've got to get the body To the service.

The theme of Today's service

Is the sanctity Of motherhood.

Vera cosgrove Will be surely missed

By her friends And grieving family,

For she was indeed A fine woman,

And everything a boy Could wish for in a mother.

Father mcgruder: Lionel...

Though deprived of his father At an early age,

Was blessed with an abundance Of mother love.

Father mcgruder: Though our dear ones depart,

They live on in our hearts And memories

Until, In the fullness of time,

We, Too, Depart From this world...

Until we are reunited Once again.

A christian spirit Is eternal.

Yea, Whosoever believeth In the lord jesus christ

Shall be...

Resurrected.

Poor lionel.

He was always dreadfully Attached to his mother.

Well, I've seen some displays Of grief in my day,

But nothing Quite like that.

Do you need anything?

I'm fine.

I called To see you yesterday,

But you didn't Answer the door.

I just want to be left Alone for a while, Ok?

At least he's Well provided for.

Yes, Well, The cosgroves Were hardly paupers.

He'll be the sole Beneficiary.

Hey, Guys.

Look what I found.

What are you doing With this thing?

Digging up a few stiffs?

L... Shut up!

You know What you are?

A bloody sicko.

Yeah, Mean talk.

Get his wallet.

That's my mother You're pissing on.

It's a zombie!

Aah!

Aah!

Mom, No!

What in god's name Is going on here?

The devil is amongst us.

Stay back, Boy.

This calls For divine intervention.

Yaaaaaah!

I kick ass for the lord!

Aah!

No!

Aah!

There you are, Mum.

Void.

Use the spoon.

Ohh!

Arrrrrr!

Ohh.

Hey, Hey.

Cut that out.

Shh.

How's it going, Lionel?

Uh...

Come on, Mate.

I'm dying for a slash.

I've got a urinary infection.

Christ, What a stink.

Yeah. Dog Must have crawled

Under the house And died.

Huh.

Can't have been easy for you These past few weeks, Lionel,

What, With your mother gone.

Uhh.

Who's that, Uh,

Little girl You've been seeing?

What?

You know, The little latin number

With the cute bum.

Lionel: Paquita.

Oh, Yeah, Paquita.

That's the one.

She's a bit of all right.

Wouldn't mind her Doing the growl on me.

So...

All this is coming Your way, Eh?

Of course, Uh...

Your mother Was always intending

To leave me a bequest.

Oh.

Oh, Yes.

We talked about it Many times.

It was a foregone Conclusion, Really.

It's just, With her Dying suddenly,

She didn't get the chance To include me in her will.

Well, You'll have To talk to the lawyers

About it, Uncle les.

Don't bring the bloody Lawyers into it.

This is a private Family matter.

What the hell's that?

It's the pipes.

They do that sometimes.

It's not the pipes, Lionel.

It's somebody Doing the business.

Please, Uncle les, You just gotta leave.

So you found your dad's Old stag movies, Eh?

Yeah.

Father mcgruder: Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!

Is that the one With the donkey

And the chambermaid?

No, Please.

All right.

I understand, Lionel.

Some things A man prefers

To do on his own.

It's all part Of the grieving process.

Be seeing you, Lionel.

Man on radio: Nijinsky Was of what nationality?

Second man on radio: Nijinsky is russian.

Russian is right. That's very good.

Um, 13.

Number 13, He's going for.

Lionel!

I dropped a shilling.

It must have, Uh...

Rolled down the drain.

I come to see you,

You shut the door In my face.

You built a big wall.

I telephone, And you don't answer.

Why?

Speak to me.

You don't want To see me anymore?

It was a mistake.

Sorry.

Good-Bye.

Paquita.

Leave me alone.

I'm sorry.

Leave me alone.

Take your hands Off her, You creep!

You know what they're saying About you, Don't you?

You've gone funny In the head.

A real bloody weirdo.

You touch her again,

And I'll knock you into The middle of next week.

Come on, Paquita.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Hmm.

Ohh!

Ahh.

Cute.

Ahh.

Uhh! Aah!

Hello. Hello.

Oh, There's a cutie.

How's cute little selwyn There?

Ow!

Ohh. Ohh.

Peekaboo. Peekaboo.

Whee!

Whee!

Aah!

So I said...

Yeah!

Hyperactive.

So, I tackled This guy, Right?

I brought him down This real bone cruncher.

And the ball rolls free, So I scooped it up,

And you know what I did?

I drop-Kicked From 50 yards out.

Ha ha! God, You Should have seen it.

Put us 3 points ahead. Gave us the match.

Fantastic.

Hello, Lionel.

That's quite A collection

Of stiffs You got down there.

And I thought you were Such a quiet chappie.

Uncle les, They're not what you think.

Back off, Mate!

Lay a hand on me,

I'll have you For breakfast.

I'm sorry, Lionel.

If I don't Report this,

I'll be an accessory After the fact.

I hope they can keep it Out of the papers

For your mother's sake.

She always Hated a scandal.

This is hard For me, Lionel,

Informing on Me sister's boy and all.

Of course, If I was To keep me mouth shut,

I'd be taking A hell of a risk.

Hey, Put me through To the police, Please.

Of course, If I was to, Uh,

Get my fair share Of vera's estate,

I might be More inclined

To protect a member Of the family.

You want the money?

Speak to sergeant bauer.

I'd like to report A multiple murder.

Yes, I'll wait.

The money and the house.

Blood is thicker Than water, Lionel.

Yeah, G'day.

Les about?

Hey, You bastard!

Thought We'd pop over

And take a squish At your new digs.

Yeah, Mate. Why not?

Rip the skins off A few brown ones.

Yeah. We'll make A night of it.

Where are you going?

Just for a walk.

No, Mate. These people Want a feast.

We'll get a party going.

Let's get Some snacks, Mate.

You got real-Live Stiffs here?

Man: Hey, Les, Let's Stick some real music on.

Oh, Yeah. Comin' through, Buzzer.

Clear the dance floor.

I don't know What sort

Of kinky shit You're into,

But I want Those things buried.

Come on, Babe. Have a dance.

It's no good asking lionel.

He's nothing Like his old man.

He was a real stick man.

Used to pull the birds Like you wouldn't believe.

Don't talk about My father like that.

Ho ho ho ho ho! Ho ho!

Mmm.

Tasty.

You got anything else That I can, Uh,

Nibble on?

So, You know, I throw him a dummy,

Fooled him Completely.

Now, You Gotta imagine,

This is, Like, 10, 15 Yards out

From the sideline.

There are several Of these big buggers

Coming towards me, Right?

So what do I do?

L... I put My head down,

And I shot To get a touchdown

Right between The posts. God.

The coach reckons I'm a dead certain

For the next Callback trials.

What do you think About that, Paquita?

You could be going out With the next bob scott.

Where were you?

A cute little Se}orita, Eh?

Oh, God. Wait.

Oh, Come on, Now. Don't be a party pooper.

Come and have a drink.

Oh!

Oh, I bet you go off Like a rocket.

Oof!

Ohh!

Oh! Oh! Little bitch!

I'll get you! Where is she?

Aw, You foreign bitch! I'll get...

Hello?

Hello?

Aah!

Paquita!

Eeeeeee! Aah!

Paquita.

"Death surrounds him."

Lionel: They're not... Dead exactly.

They're just...

Sort of rotting.

Nurse mctavish.

Father mcgruder.

Your mother!

I don't know what to do, You know? I...

Don't know how To stop it.

You must destroy them.

I...

I can't.

Not mum.

That thing Is not your mother.

Come on, Les. Join in.

I'll do it.

Aye, What's this?

Her lap bird's Flying the coop, Is it?

Out of the way!

You're not going Anywhere, Mate,

Until the house Papers come through.

Come on, Lionel.

No, You don't!

Oh!

Oooooh!

Arrrrrr!

Whoa!

Come on!

Rrrr! You foreign Animal bitch.

Time you and I got Better acquainted.

Help! Someone!

Please!

For god's sake, Run!

Not so loud, Mate!

Aah!

Oh! Aah! Aah!

Bitch!

Lmadre de dios!

Help us!

Bugger that!

Aah!

Run, Paquita!

Help!

Help! Help! Help!

Oh, No! Shit!

Help! Help!

Aah!

Aah!

Please don't kill me.

It's ok. It's me.

That's a nasty plaque Problem you got there, Mate.

Got a bit of a cavity There, Mate.

Heh heh!

Mandy.

It's me, Rita.

Remember?

Oh. Oh.

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh!

Uhh!

Ya mutant Little shit!

You'll be ok.

Let me in!

For christ's sake, Let me in!

Let me in! Help me!

Help!

Paquita, We must.

Come on! Help!

Quickly!

There's thousands of them!

What the hell's this?!

Leave her alone.

She's been bitten!

You know What that means?!

She's gonna turn Into one of them!

I won't. I won't.

Help me!

You stay out of it!

I know what to do. She's history.

I've read The comics!

Total lobotomy! Dismemberment!

Are you crazy?!

There's no room for Hysterical women in my unit.

Aah!

Step right up, You creepo bastards!

Aah!

Lionel.

Paquita!

No!

Uhh!

Oh!

Aah!

Just as well someone around Here's got balls, Eh, Girls?

Ohh!

Goddamn little rug rat!

Get out of the way!

Come on, You little maggot!

Where are you, You little crawler?!

Aah!

No! Whoa!

Whoa!

Lionel!

Holy christ. Vera.

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Leave me.

Aah! Aah!

Party's over.

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Rita?

No!

Oh!

Now, You just get Out of here.

What?

Haven't seen mum yet.

Aah!

Come to mummy, Lionel.

Come on!

No!

You don't Scare me, Mum.

All my life...

You told me nothing But lies.

That stuff about dad,

None of that was true!

You drowned them both, Mum...

Dad and that blond woman.

You caught them together,

And you killed them, Didn't you?

How dare you speak To me like that.

Didn't you?!

Lionel, Help! Quick!

Slut!

Don't you touch her.

No!

No one will ever love you Like your mother.

No! No!

No!

No!

Such a good boy.

Heh heh heh heh.

Aah!

Aah!

No.

The sign of love

Has cost its toll

The truth foretold

Is now revealed

Its mystery

Our destiny

The stars and moon

The sign of love

Has come at last

2 Lonely hearts

Are in the past

It blazes bright

Love's blinding light

Through darkest night

And floods the room

The stars and moon

The sign of love

Our time has come

The stars and moon

Stars and moon

Will shine for us

The stars and the moon

Are guiding us

We follow the sign

To perfect love

The sign of love

Our time has come

The stars and moon

Will shine for us

The stars and the moon

Are guiding us

We follow the sign

To perfect love