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[Mouse squeaks]
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[Penguins chirp]
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[Screeches]
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[All cheering]
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[Screeches]
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[Quacks]
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I "Adventure Time" I
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I Come on, grab your friends I
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I We're going to
very distant lands I
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I With Jake the dog
and Finn the human I
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I The fun will never end I
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I It's "Adventure Time” I
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JAKE:
What's the deal, bro?
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I called you for grub
forever ago.
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I feel like crud, man.
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Why do I feel like such crud?
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Um...
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Is it 'cause you lost
the Finn Sword?
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No.
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Is it 'cause
you lost your arm again
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and it got replaced
with a metal one?
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No.
The arm's cool.
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Is it...
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'cause you got, like, a grass
clone that lives on our roof?
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No. That‘s fine.
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[Chewing]
Um, is it...
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[Munches]
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...'Cause you crushed
every bone in Susan's body
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and put her in the hospital?
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Susan?!
I totally forgot!
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I gotta go make sure
she's all right.
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Wait!
What about...
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[Groans]
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He's not becoming
part of the tree
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or something mythological
like that, is he?
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He's just thinking.
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There's a bird
building a nest in his mouth.
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[Chirping]
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Hey, Grass Finn.
You all right?
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[Groans]
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Okay.
I've gotta run an errand.
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But Jake will be around.
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[Whispers] I'll be back
in a couple hours.
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Man, IDK.
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This guy kinda
gives me the willies.
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Just set him up
with some activities.
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Pretend he's me.
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He is me.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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I'll just do...
Finn stuff with him.
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Thanks, bro.
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thtttt!
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Grass Finn!
I made meatloaf!
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[Footsteps
quickly approaching]
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Oh, boy!
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My favorite!
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Hey, that's Finn's meatlo—
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Yeah, my meatloaf bib.
What about it?
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Nothing.
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This just has to rest
for a while and ——
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I want my meatloaf now!
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Ha! Okay, okay.
[Chuckles]
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Just how you like it.
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[Chomps]
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Mm—hmm!
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You lost some there.
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It's this grass bod.
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I guess grass boys
don't get any meatloaf.
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It's okay.
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We'll just find you
a new favorite food.
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[Fan squeaking]
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Susan?
Can you hear me?
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[Sighs]
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I'm sorry I couldn't
stop you earlier.
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I lost control.
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And I realized
when my arm went all nasty
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that being out of control
like that was so scary
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and —— and painful.
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And that's how you must've felt
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after your brain jazz
got fried by that eel
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and you went bonkers
on everyone.
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I wasn't strong enough
to stop you.
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In a way, this is all my fault.
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— Finn! You did this?!
— Doctor Princess!
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Do you know what it means
that she's hooked up to these?
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Do you even know
what that one does?
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And the creepy breathing one?
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And that yucky dripping bag?
Ugh!
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What are you going to do
to fix this?
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I'll do anything to help Susan.
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— Anything?
— Yes! I
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Good, 'cause I'm tired
of doing double shifts.
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Put this on.
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Okay, you're a doctor now.
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Good luck.
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Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, wait!
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I don't know how to doctor!
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Look, no one
really knows anything.
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The truth is...
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...I'm not technically a doctor.
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I don't even have
a medical degree.
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Ijust came in here one day
for an X—ray,
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and my first name is Doctor,
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so, well,
one thing led to another.
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Ciao.
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Wait! Doctor Princess!
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Hey, Doc, can you help me?
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— Sorry. I'm not a real ——
—[Sniffles]
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Aha! Just what we need.
A real Finn—style tune.
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[Air whooshing]
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I can't breathe.
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I can't make music,
I can't breathe, I can't ——
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Hey,hey.
It's okay!
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Not breathing is cool.
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Hey, I know what you like ——
fighting evil!
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Yeah! I hate evil!
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Well, let's give trouble
to some trouble!
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You take the lead
on this one, brother.
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Know any evil dungeons
you want to smash?
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Yeah.
I know somewhere evil.
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Where does it hurt?
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It's the big one for me, Doc.
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It's really over.
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I get this pain in my paw,
and it just stays in my paw.
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Oh, it's horrible.
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Ah!
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Wow!
You're a healing genius, Doc.
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Huh. This place feels
kinda familiar somehow.
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[Whirring]
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[Roars]
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BOTH: Huh?!
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— JAKE: Grass Finn! help me!
—[Groaning]
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Jake?!
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Ouch! Ouch!
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Jake! Hold on!
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H—Hey!
Great job, man!
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Hmm!
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Okay.
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Where's the next patient?
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In here, Doctor.
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Hey,baby!
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What?!
Where's Doctor Princess?!
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I just wanted some TLC
from a cute gal.
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[Click]
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So, uh...how's your, uh...
general condition?
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My back is in agony,
like always.
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My toes taste like candy corn.
Is that bad?
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And everything smells
like licorice,
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except for licorice,
which smells like ——
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—[Crunch]
— Wha?!
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How do you feel, Ice King?
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I...feel...great!
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Oh, mama!
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I feel 500 years old again!
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[Laughs]
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Hey, we should hit the town,
go dancing...
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[Thinking]
"Dr. Finn."
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This fee/s pretty right.
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GRASS BEAST; All right.
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So you've fought your way
to the center of the maze.
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But to pass this gate, you must
answer my deadly riddle.
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"What squats on stony feet
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Time.
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The answer was
probably "time," right?
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Good job, man.
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Real good job.
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GRASS BEAST:
Aw, come on.
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[Gate creaks]
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[Sniffs]
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This is where the evil is.
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And I'm—a gonna kill it!
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Hey...why don't we take five?
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[Warbling]
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GRASSY WIZARD:
Who's out there?!
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Busting into the Grassy Wizard's
grassy fortress?!
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Use your head!
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Hey. Do I know you?
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Uh, duh!
I'm Jake the dog.
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Everybody knows me.
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No.
I think he means me.
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He...
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[Laughing evilly]
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[Tink!]
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He...made me.
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Idid?
I did!
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The, uh —— the —— the —— the...
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the Grass Sword!
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Geez, my memory is bad.
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Okay, guy, I got a lot
of big questions for you.
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Why did you make me?
Am I bad?
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Am I part of a conspiracy
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hatched by
one of Finn's enemies?
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Or am I an eternal curse
sent by the globs?
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[Chuckles]
No, nothing like that.
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I just thought it would be cool.
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"Grass blade" ——
it's a sort of pun.
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Actually, this is great
for me, personally.
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Since you're my creation,
you have to do what I say!
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Chop up this trespassing dog!
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I am your master ——
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Ooh!
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Obey m—— Oof!
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Okay, maybe just leave —— Ugh!
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[Grunting]
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Hey,buddy,
that's —— that's plenty.
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Fight the evil, right?
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Yeah...but not like that.
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It ain't right.
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Not ri—— right?
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Right here in my hand...
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I hold the latest miracle cure.
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Once I release
this surgical sword,
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Susan's warrior instincts
will kick in
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and she'll snap back
to consciousness.
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Any questions?
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No, let's see where this goes.
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I want to see brains.
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All right.
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[AII gasp]
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Hey, y'all.
I'm back. What?!
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A sword?!
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That's not
how you practice medicine!
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Don't listen to her, Doc.
You're great!
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You fixed me up tip—top.
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Jibbs! Did your hand
always look like that?!
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Well...I guess maybe not.
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But I trust you.
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Yo, yo, yo, Mr. Fox!
What's going on ——
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[Crunch]
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Aagh! My back!
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I'm no doctor.
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That felt kind of right
for a while.
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But nah.
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They would've been better off
if I had just stayed out of it.
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00:10:05,845 --> 00:10:08,928
Uh, yeah, speaking of that...
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00:10:08,973 --> 00:10:11,089
Banana guards,
prep the garden shed.
237
00:10:11,184 --> 00:10:13,425
We need 50cc
of fertilizer, stat!
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See, Grass Finn?
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In the end,
you did the right thing,
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just like Finn would have.
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Uh...good job, grass me.
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But I'm not you.
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It's clear
that I'm someone else.
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So from now on, call me...
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Fern the human.
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[Engine roars]
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[Tires screech]
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Oof!
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00:10:35,622 --> 00:10:36,577
Hello.
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Excuse me.
Fern needs this bike.
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[Tires squeal]
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No!
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Starchy's midlife crisis!
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00:10:44,881 --> 00:10:46,337
Hey, Fern, wait!
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Let him go, man.
Trust me.
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[Engine revs]
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[Monitor beeping]
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Awesome!
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I Come along with me I
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I And the butterflies and bees I
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This party is so crazy!
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