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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:53,440 THE GOLDEN RULES OF SCREENWRITING 2 00:00:53,465 --> 00:00:57,900 1. every movie has 3 acts 2. every movie has a hero 3 00:00:57,991 --> 00:01:02,961 3. every hero has a goal 4. every hero changes in pursuit of his goal 4 00:01:29,936 --> 00:01:33,670 CUDDLING: 5 Euros, OILING: 10 Euros HAPPY ENDING: 25 Euros 5 00:01:48,423 --> 00:01:50,239 THE HERO 6 00:01:50,292 --> 00:01:55,114 DEMOSTHENIS, 33 YEARS OLD FORMER ACTOR, NOW A PUBLIC SERVANT 7 00:02:05,048 --> 00:02:06,776 THE HERO'S FRIEND 8 00:02:06,801 --> 00:02:12,078 NIKITAS, 27 YEARS OLD FORMER ACTOR, NOW A FILM DIRECTOR 9 00:02:43,061 --> 00:02:45,445 This guy has no idea where he's come. 10 00:02:58,790 --> 00:03:01,824 A rebetiko queen... Now I've seen it all! 11 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:04,821 Typical leftish fag. 12 00:03:05,448 --> 00:03:08,329 She doesn't look it, but she's determined. 13 00:03:08,825 --> 00:03:11,029 What about the right-wing fag? 14 00:03:12,115 --> 00:03:14,680 You can tell from a mile away, but she thinks she's butch. 15 00:03:15,073 --> 00:03:18,404 I can tell after all these years at the Ministry. 16 00:03:23,532 --> 00:03:26,637 When is he expecting your new concept? 17 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:29,027 This weekend. 18 00:03:29,073 --> 00:03:30,073 What? 19 00:03:30,115 --> 00:03:31,781 Yep, I fucked up. 20 00:03:31,823 --> 00:03:35,633 I told him I had a draft, not to miss the opportunity... 21 00:03:35,657 --> 00:03:38,042 Just ask for some extra time. 22 00:03:39,157 --> 00:03:42,383 Amazing! We've arrived and it's scorching I tell you! 23 00:03:42,407 --> 00:03:44,837 Let me show you around. 24 00:03:45,407 --> 00:03:48,377 So, orgies, this way, blowjobs... 25 00:03:48,448 --> 00:03:49,754 Did you eat, bitch? 26 00:03:50,657 --> 00:03:51,827 Well done, Molly! 27 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:53,382 Hey! 28 00:03:53,448 --> 00:03:56,509 Doesn't that dog look a bit like Carmen? 29 00:03:56,990 --> 00:03:58,116 Indeed... 30 00:03:59,437 --> 00:04:01,102 What a summer that was... 31 00:04:03,717 --> 00:04:06,417 There's an idea for your movie. 32 00:04:06,467 --> 00:04:08,492 Pitch "The Summer with Carmen" to the French queen. 33 00:04:08,675 --> 00:04:10,205 It crossed my mind... 34 00:04:11,133 --> 00:04:12,133 For real? 35 00:04:12,258 --> 00:04:15,543 Yes, but Jean-Sebastien is not interested in dramas. 36 00:04:15,967 --> 00:04:17,026 It's not a drama. 37 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:19,569 It's a very optimistic story. 38 00:04:21,175 --> 00:04:23,335 That summer taught me so much. 39 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:28,710 ACT 1 SET UP 40 00:04:32,332 --> 00:04:36,901 TWO SUMMERS AGO 41 00:04:49,101 --> 00:04:54,393 PANOS: Baby Gorilla, I'll be at my dad's, to declutter. Wanna come by? 42 00:04:54,778 --> 00:04:57,523 If you're in no mood to listen, just say it! 43 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:04,081 We had agreed to take time, and then meet and talk about it. 44 00:05:04,182 --> 00:05:05,352 Go on... 45 00:05:12,974 --> 00:05:17,033 All this time, I've been trying to figure out what's the issue. 46 00:05:17,057 --> 00:05:18,902 Why aren't we good anymore? 47 00:05:19,015 --> 00:05:21,671 And I keep coming to the same conclusion: 48 00:05:22,265 --> 00:05:24,606 Sex is not the cause of our problem. 49 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:26,825 It's lack of communication. We don't talk. 50 00:05:26,849 --> 00:05:28,019 Here we go again. 51 00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:29,581 What do you mean here we go again? 52 00:05:29,647 --> 00:05:31,637 Nothing. Go on. 53 00:05:31,751 --> 00:05:32,966 No, I won't go on! 54 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:34,347 Let's talk about it. 55 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:37,992 Enough with your talking! As if it makes a difference! 56 00:05:38,017 --> 00:05:39,321 Why wouldn't it? 57 00:05:39,392 --> 00:05:41,552 Talking never solved any problems. 58 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:44,980 All we do is pretend we've solved them! 59 00:05:45,225 --> 00:05:47,159 Better to say nothing. 60 00:05:47,183 --> 00:05:48,743 At least let's be honest. 61 00:05:48,767 --> 00:05:50,881 We have issues and we can't solve them! 62 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:53,768 It doesn't work that way. Problems have to be solved. 63 00:05:53,808 --> 00:05:55,923 We are the problems. 64 00:05:56,808 --> 00:05:57,933 What does that mean? 65 00:05:58,017 --> 00:05:59,141 We are our own problems. 66 00:05:59,267 --> 00:06:00,326 We are our own problems. 67 00:06:00,350 --> 00:06:01,880 Yes, we are our own problems. 68 00:06:02,517 --> 00:06:03,821 Yes, but people change! 69 00:06:04,290 --> 00:06:05,370 In movies, maybe... 70 00:06:05,395 --> 00:06:09,445 In real life too. If they didn't change... 71 00:06:13,933 --> 00:06:15,148 So what do you suggest? 72 00:06:17,017 --> 00:06:19,626 Go on like this? No sex? No talking? 73 00:06:26,975 --> 00:06:28,640 Do you want to break up? 74 00:06:28,933 --> 00:06:30,553 Just say it, man. 75 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:36,270 Demosthenes, I'm never gonna tell you to break up with me. 76 00:06:38,183 --> 00:06:39,308 So? 77 00:06:51,308 --> 00:06:54,773 He didn't expect I would break up with him. 78 00:07:04,475 --> 00:07:06,770 Really long overdue... 79 00:07:07,975 --> 00:07:09,684 It wasn't all bad. 80 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:17,575 Why did I spend 4 years with him then? 81 00:07:18,558 --> 00:07:19,683 Honestly? 82 00:07:19,725 --> 00:07:21,615 I have no idea... Sorry. 83 00:07:22,558 --> 00:07:25,701 You said from day one: he won't open up, he has issues 84 00:07:25,725 --> 00:07:28,244 and that you alone made all the effort. 85 00:07:28,767 --> 00:07:32,186 And when the sex was over that you were like siblings. 86 00:07:34,975 --> 00:07:36,325 Well, ok... 87 00:07:36,767 --> 00:07:40,996 If you ever have a long-term relationship you'll see for yourself. 88 00:07:42,225 --> 00:07:45,060 Relationships don't last without compromises. 89 00:08:02,308 --> 00:08:05,683 What time is it? The crews are done with their shift. 90 00:08:06,767 --> 00:08:09,159 It's happy hour at the cruising beach. 91 00:08:09,183 --> 00:08:12,873 Until the sun sets, and sale season begins. 92 00:08:33,183 --> 00:08:36,828 So... I had the most fucked-up dream. 93 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:40,451 I was at the movie theatre. 94 00:08:40,475 --> 00:08:42,159 And I was looking for you, 95 00:08:42,183 --> 00:08:45,558 because I wanted to audition for your next movie. 96 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:49,743 Don't tell me you're getting back to acting? 97 00:08:49,767 --> 00:08:50,936 Not even... 98 00:08:51,850 --> 00:08:55,630 But, I do miss being creative. 99 00:08:55,892 --> 00:08:57,377 It's been a while... 100 00:08:57,767 --> 00:08:59,296 Ceramics again? 101 00:08:59,558 --> 00:09:01,223 Or writing? 102 00:09:06,725 --> 00:09:09,335 So, if you need help writing the script, 103 00:09:09,517 --> 00:09:11,407 I'm available. With pleasure. 104 00:09:16,683 --> 00:09:21,138 Last time we tried to write together, it didn't go so well. 105 00:09:23,350 --> 00:09:24,835 I remember... 106 00:09:25,350 --> 00:09:27,464 Just putting the idea out there. 107 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,355 Because of the dream. 108 00:09:55,433 --> 00:09:57,143 Jump in! It's perfect! 109 00:09:57,808 --> 00:10:00,733 Molly! Come here. 110 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,990 Molly! Come here, you bitch! 111 00:10:11,892 --> 00:10:13,107 Molly! 112 00:10:13,183 --> 00:10:15,703 Let's take a swim together. 113 00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:18,387 The water is great! 114 00:10:19,267 --> 00:10:23,317 Molly! Come swim with mummy! 115 00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:29,284 - For real? You won't wet your hair? - Yeap. 116 00:10:30,433 --> 00:10:32,773 You're such a dick! I told you it washes off. 117 00:10:32,808 --> 00:10:34,158 You poor artist. 118 00:10:34,683 --> 00:10:37,201 You can't even afford the hairdressers. 119 00:10:37,225 --> 00:10:39,368 Molly! Come join mummy! 120 00:10:39,392 --> 00:10:42,497 Come here you little queerdo! 121 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,326 What are you sniffing? 122 00:10:44,350 --> 00:10:49,034 Ok... Say I pitch "The Summer with Carmen" to Jean-Sebastien, 123 00:10:49,058 --> 00:10:50,948 how would the movie begin? 124 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,411 How would it begin? 125 00:10:53,183 --> 00:10:56,034 The beginning is the most important thing in a script. 126 00:10:56,058 --> 00:10:58,533 Most producers don't get past 10 pages. 127 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:02,076 If you don't hook them, they'll move on to the next script. 128 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:04,665 Then it should start with the breakup. 129 00:11:10,350 --> 00:11:12,194 The breakup is too dramatic for an opening. 130 00:11:12,225 --> 00:11:15,284 Jean-Sebastien is looking for something fun, sexy... 131 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:18,773 very queer, Greek summer. But low budget. 132 00:11:19,017 --> 00:11:20,097 Very low budget. 133 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,657 He said so 500 times. 134 00:11:25,433 --> 00:11:28,493 Fun, sexy, Greek... 135 00:11:28,808 --> 00:11:29,933 Low budget. 136 00:11:44,517 --> 00:11:47,784 Wherever I look, I see failed dates. 137 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:50,326 You come to feel proud of yourself 138 00:11:50,350 --> 00:11:53,230 and you end up depressed with your love life... 139 00:11:54,517 --> 00:11:56,091 Do you think you'll see Panos? 140 00:11:56,225 --> 00:11:59,330 No way, Panos never comes to the Pride parades. 141 00:12:00,725 --> 00:12:02,210 Look, Tsortsekis! 142 00:12:02,433 --> 00:12:03,828 Do you know him? 143 00:12:03,892 --> 00:12:06,826 We auditioned together for Economides' new film. 144 00:12:06,850 --> 00:12:08,920 I played his son. A junkie... 145 00:12:08,975 --> 00:12:10,279 Should I go talk to him? 146 00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:12,993 It's been a month and they haven't called me yet. 147 00:12:13,017 --> 00:12:15,701 Of course you should. We're all colleagues. 148 00:12:15,725 --> 00:12:17,930 You're right. I'm going. 149 00:12:18,017 --> 00:12:24,159 Really now, girls... Can you picture Nikitas in an Economides film? 150 00:12:24,183 --> 00:12:25,353 Sure, why not? 151 00:12:26,683 --> 00:12:28,123 UNCONDITIONAL 152 00:12:29,892 --> 00:12:31,917 ZACKIE LIVES - FUCK NAZIS 153 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,809 Take care and don't quit! 154 00:12:33,975 --> 00:12:35,144 Thanks... 155 00:12:36,725 --> 00:12:39,200 Now, what about this ball... 156 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,498 - What happened? - They got someone else. 157 00:12:42,767 --> 00:12:44,534 They were looking for something more earthy. 158 00:12:44,558 --> 00:12:45,558 Earthy? 159 00:12:45,642 --> 00:12:47,701 In other words, I'm too gay for the part. 160 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:50,993 Tell me, honestly. Can't I play straight parts? 161 00:12:51,017 --> 00:12:53,243 Didn't I nail Orestis at school? 162 00:12:53,267 --> 00:12:55,243 Of course. Don't take it personally. 163 00:12:55,267 --> 00:12:56,931 How can I not, Eleni? 164 00:12:56,975 --> 00:12:59,743 That's why I never get hired. 165 00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:01,534 There might be other reasons... 166 00:13:01,558 --> 00:13:03,659 Like? Being a bad actor? 167 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,076 That's not what I mean... 168 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,944 Fucking homophobia. 169 00:13:06,975 --> 00:13:09,629 Why does it matter if I look gay? 170 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:12,409 Should all straight men look straight? 171 00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:15,243 They always say: He's gay but he doesn't look it. 172 00:13:15,267 --> 00:13:17,284 Aren't there straight that don't look it? 173 00:13:17,308 --> 00:13:19,153 That's all part of the game. 174 00:13:19,892 --> 00:13:22,493 That's why most of us quit after a while... 175 00:13:22,517 --> 00:13:25,951 You were so stupid to quit and you know it! 176 00:13:25,975 --> 00:13:31,555 Meanwhile, if you try, you can totally get away with looking straight. 177 00:13:40,475 --> 00:13:43,118 Fine, I'll go with it. I'll only play gay parts. 178 00:13:43,142 --> 00:13:46,451 But let it be a role that's worth it. That's got an arc. 179 00:13:46,475 --> 00:13:47,743 Like in "Sissies"! 180 00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:50,197 - What sissies? - Their play! 181 00:13:50,308 --> 00:13:53,728 You guys, what an awesome play you wrote... 182 00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:55,534 We all came out crying. 183 00:13:55,558 --> 00:14:00,193 - True, what a laugh... - You mean, what an emotion! 184 00:14:00,392 --> 00:14:02,191 The play had both. 185 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,568 Just like in life. 186 00:14:03,683 --> 00:14:07,013 You know, "Sissies" would make a great film. 187 00:14:07,183 --> 00:14:11,243 100%! You guys need to sit down and write it! 188 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,391 For real! 189 00:14:12,683 --> 00:14:15,701 And, please, bring us to play any spare sissy. 190 00:14:15,725 --> 00:14:20,493 Even if we wrote it, go find a director, go find a producer... 191 00:14:20,517 --> 00:14:22,721 It's not that easy to make a film. 192 00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:24,387 What if we all chip in? 193 00:14:32,308 --> 00:14:35,143 "Sissies" was a breakthrough moment for me. 194 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,534 I think that's when I came to terms with myself. 195 00:14:38,558 --> 00:14:39,638 Yes... 196 00:14:39,808 --> 00:14:42,058 It was a threshold for me too. 197 00:14:46,613 --> 00:14:48,638 Good evening, Athens Pride! 198 00:14:48,850 --> 00:14:49,868 Hey! 199 00:14:49,892 --> 00:14:50,784 Hi, Panos. 200 00:14:50,808 --> 00:14:52,203 How are you guys doing? 201 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,133 Good. You? 202 00:14:54,808 --> 00:14:56,338 Fine. 203 00:14:56,933 --> 00:15:00,534 I took the little one out for a walk and thought I'd drop by. 204 00:15:00,558 --> 00:15:02,403 This is Carmen. 205 00:15:02,767 --> 00:15:04,117 - Is she yours? - Yep. 206 00:15:04,975 --> 00:15:09,243 I was at the book fair, at Zappio, and she followed me home. 207 00:15:09,267 --> 00:15:10,931 I couldn't just leave her. 208 00:15:12,267 --> 00:15:14,427 So you're keeping her? 209 00:15:15,017 --> 00:15:16,637 As I just said... 210 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,131 Dogs are a big responsibility. 211 00:15:20,308 --> 00:15:21,433 I know. 212 00:15:22,642 --> 00:15:26,017 - What about you guys? All good? - All good. 213 00:15:27,267 --> 00:15:29,493 - Should I go talk to him? - Go. 214 00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:31,091 You got this? 215 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:36,281 - If he can't talk to him, who can? - Go to him. 216 00:15:39,225 --> 00:15:40,394 Are you okay? 217 00:15:41,017 --> 00:15:42,276 Yes. 218 00:15:44,225 --> 00:15:46,204 Are you sure? 219 00:15:47,808 --> 00:15:49,428 Yeah, fine. It's just... 220 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:53,701 It's obvious he got the dog, to fill the void of the relationship. 221 00:15:53,725 --> 00:15:56,284 Come on, forget about Panos already! 222 00:15:56,308 --> 00:15:59,188 Look around you! All these queens... 223 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:42,513 That's it! 224 00:16:42,683 --> 00:16:44,123 No more boyfriends. 225 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,760 - Let's hope so... - I mean it! 226 00:16:49,267 --> 00:16:50,526 And something else. 227 00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:52,486 When we go to Kastellorizo, 228 00:16:52,517 --> 00:16:55,171 we'll adapt "Sissies" into a screenplay. 229 00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:56,725 Yeah, right. 230 00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,158 Yes, man! 231 00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:01,761 They're right. It will make an amazing film. 232 00:17:02,350 --> 00:17:05,004 Directors will be queuing to get attached. 233 00:17:05,308 --> 00:17:08,368 And there'll be a lead role made just for you. 234 00:17:09,017 --> 00:17:10,907 That would be amazing! 235 00:17:19,725 --> 00:17:21,569 Pride makes a better opening. 236 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,716 It's queer, it's summer. 237 00:17:23,850 --> 00:17:26,993 And it introduces the subplot of our collaboration. 238 00:17:27,017 --> 00:17:28,772 We'll put that in the script too? 239 00:17:28,933 --> 00:17:30,284 Shouldn't we? 240 00:17:30,308 --> 00:17:31,388 Don't know... 241 00:17:32,517 --> 00:17:33,826 It depends. 242 00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:36,010 If you want a lead role in the film... 243 00:17:36,058 --> 00:17:38,326 Demosthenes, I'm no longer an actor. 244 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,059 I'm a director. 245 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:45,409 Now, if there's a role in my movies that suits me... Ok, I'll play it. 246 00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:47,098 Just like Xavier Dolan. 247 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,866 Well, you ought to play yourself. You're born for the part. 248 00:17:50,933 --> 00:17:54,243 To say the least. I've been studying myself since age three. 249 00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:55,617 Seriously though... 250 00:17:55,725 --> 00:17:58,830 Let me make a feature film, and I don't need a single scene. 251 00:17:58,975 --> 00:18:03,384 It takes ages for directors to make their debut feature. 252 00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:08,361 If it works out with Jean-Sebastien, It'll be like winning the lottery. 253 00:18:08,517 --> 00:18:09,534 It will. 254 00:18:09,558 --> 00:18:10,863 You'll see. 255 00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:14,909 "The Summer with Carmen" is a fucking brilliant idea. 256 00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:16,058 Sorry. 257 00:18:17,308 --> 00:18:19,963 So, we've got the hero... 258 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:22,853 and now we need to find the action. 259 00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:25,792 What does this hero do? 260 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:34,049 THE HERO'S GOAL 261 00:18:49,017 --> 00:18:50,772 Sorry, I won't come. 262 00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:55,062 This was all a bit too fast for me. 263 00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:57,571 Okay, no problem. 264 00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:01,335 Next time. 265 00:19:17,637 --> 00:19:19,154 Wanna shower or are you off? 266 00:19:19,179 --> 00:19:21,474 Ehm, I'll be off then. 267 00:19:36,471 --> 00:19:38,226 Now, let's move on to Scorpios. 268 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:43,494 New month, new moon, new beginnings! Time for change! 269 00:19:43,804 --> 00:19:47,739 Now, most of you have the holidays ahead 270 00:19:47,763 --> 00:19:50,030 and wish to leave everything behind. 271 00:19:50,054 --> 00:19:54,905 But you also face the aspect between Venus and Saturn 272 00:19:54,929 --> 00:20:00,572 an aspect which is a catalyst for evaluating everything 273 00:20:00,596 --> 00:20:03,739 and for deciding what to leave behind 274 00:20:03,763 --> 00:20:06,237 and what to keep. 275 00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:10,739 Now is the time to lay the groundwork for meaningful change 276 00:20:10,763 --> 00:20:13,868 in all areas of your life. 277 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:18,358 Quick commercial break and we'll be right ba... 278 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,535 Do you want a cracker? 279 00:20:31,971 --> 00:20:34,085 Thanks, I brought a nutrient bar. 280 00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:51,512 GOALS: 281 00:20:53,887 --> 00:20:56,679 1. sex (nsa) 2. gym 282 00:20:56,732 --> 00:20:59,468 3. saving money 4. "sissies" 283 00:21:18,471 --> 00:21:20,585 - Enjoy your holiday. - Enjoy your holiday. 284 00:21:21,888 --> 00:21:24,155 - Enjoy your holiday! - Enjoy your holiday! 285 00:21:24,179 --> 00:21:26,924 - Enjoy your holiday! - Enjoy your holiday! 286 00:21:27,888 --> 00:21:31,128 - Enjoy your holiday! - Enjoy your holiday! 287 00:21:32,221 --> 00:21:33,751 Enjoy your holidays. 288 00:21:41,471 --> 00:21:44,846 I bought notebooks, markers... 289 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,549 50 euros of weed for inspiration. 290 00:21:48,971 --> 00:21:50,545 Rice crackers, 291 00:21:51,054 --> 00:21:53,124 so we won't starve until we get there, 292 00:21:53,721 --> 00:21:56,151 and I found this awesome book, 293 00:21:56,429 --> 00:22:00,209 a step-by-step guide for writing a script. 294 00:22:29,388 --> 00:22:32,628 "MONEMVASIA" 295 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:43,690 DEMOSTHENES: 296 00:23:31,388 --> 00:23:32,738 Yeah man... 297 00:23:37,429 --> 00:23:41,749 I'm sceptical about the sex scenes, it can easily turn out cheap. 298 00:23:42,429 --> 00:23:44,904 Doesn't Jean-Sebastien want sexiness? 299 00:23:46,054 --> 00:23:50,149 He does, but it shouldn't turn out porn. Speaking of which... 300 00:23:53,138 --> 00:23:55,792 The leftist queen didn't lose any time... 301 00:23:55,888 --> 00:23:58,947 She grappled with working class problems at once! 302 00:23:59,888 --> 00:24:01,867 How shameless, in plain view... 303 00:24:02,388 --> 00:24:04,114 Let the boys express themselves. 304 00:24:04,138 --> 00:24:07,648 Oh, look! They've got company. 305 00:24:13,304 --> 00:24:14,155 Fuck off! 306 00:24:14,179 --> 00:24:17,905 Oh my... How rude! 307 00:24:17,929 --> 00:24:22,489 The man just wanted a pervy peek, it's not like they're being discreet. 308 00:24:22,513 --> 00:24:25,122 Stupid bitch! What a waste of energy. 309 00:24:29,679 --> 00:24:30,849 So... 310 00:24:30,888 --> 00:24:33,318 I saw my dad in my dream too. 311 00:24:34,596 --> 00:24:37,341 He wanted me to take him to the hospital. 312 00:24:38,929 --> 00:24:42,239 Are we putting your dad's drama in the movie as well? 313 00:24:42,263 --> 00:24:44,467 The story doesn't work without it. 314 00:24:46,179 --> 00:24:47,259 I know but... 315 00:24:47,346 --> 00:24:53,016 A homophobic pensioner, is not very queer, fun, sexy... 316 00:24:53,679 --> 00:24:58,179 That's why you need lots of homosexual sex to balance it out. 317 00:25:22,763 --> 00:25:24,697 Thymios. Nice to meet you. 318 00:25:25,212 --> 00:25:27,417 Demosthenes. Nice to meet you too. 319 00:25:42,093 --> 00:25:44,376 I rarely come the first time I have sex with someone. 320 00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:49,129 What an honour. 321 00:25:53,962 --> 00:25:55,582 Shower? 322 00:25:55,629 --> 00:25:56,798 Sure... 323 00:26:33,462 --> 00:26:35,037 Here you go. 324 00:26:42,212 --> 00:26:43,967 Won't you join me? 325 00:26:49,879 --> 00:26:51,588 Go ahead. I'll be right in. 326 00:27:00,921 --> 00:27:02,001 Hello? 327 00:27:02,087 --> 00:27:03,932 Demosthenes, are you there? 328 00:27:04,171 --> 00:27:05,565 Mum? What's wrong? 329 00:27:13,629 --> 00:27:15,654 He's getting x-rayed. 330 00:27:17,629 --> 00:27:20,438 We're lucky it's just half a vertebra cracked. 331 00:27:20,462 --> 00:27:24,152 He'll rest for a while, you'll get a private nurse to help... 332 00:27:24,796 --> 00:27:27,810 You know your father, he detests private nurses. 333 00:27:27,837 --> 00:27:29,772 He only likes to torture me. 334 00:27:29,796 --> 00:27:32,438 Not true. He likes to torture others too. 335 00:27:32,462 --> 00:27:34,127 You're just his favourite. 336 00:27:34,212 --> 00:27:37,897 So, I know a private nurse, Anna, from Georgia. 337 00:27:37,921 --> 00:27:41,730 Forget it honey. We'll be fine, just the two of us. 338 00:27:41,754 --> 00:27:44,355 Rather that, than let a total stranger into our house! 339 00:27:44,379 --> 00:27:47,529 Mum, we changed our tickets for Thursday. 340 00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:50,014 Are you nuts? 341 00:27:50,087 --> 00:27:53,605 You'll go on vacation and leave me alone with him? 342 00:27:53,629 --> 00:27:55,159 That's why we need Anna. 343 00:27:55,212 --> 00:27:58,092 What can I say? Do as you please. 344 00:27:58,254 --> 00:27:59,514 OK. Forget it... 345 00:27:59,587 --> 00:28:01,297 Why am I surprised... 346 00:28:01,337 --> 00:28:03,587 Just forget I said anything! 347 00:28:06,254 --> 00:28:08,864 What's this cast they told us to get? 348 00:28:09,296 --> 00:28:13,481 It's like a corset. Panos' father had to wear one after he fell. 349 00:28:14,212 --> 00:28:15,382 Panos? 350 00:28:16,046 --> 00:28:17,215 My friend. 351 00:28:18,296 --> 00:28:20,438 The unibrow guy? 352 00:28:20,462 --> 00:28:21,632 Him. 353 00:28:23,712 --> 00:28:26,232 Anna looked after his father. 354 00:28:27,754 --> 00:28:29,824 You're obsessed with this Anna. 355 00:28:31,046 --> 00:28:32,936 How was the wedding? 356 00:28:34,337 --> 00:28:36,182 Boring and tacky. 357 00:28:38,796 --> 00:28:41,091 Your father's side of the family... 358 00:28:47,337 --> 00:28:51,522 Don't forget my earplugs. They're in the drawer. 359 00:28:51,546 --> 00:28:52,772 Okay. I will. 360 00:28:52,796 --> 00:28:54,686 - And my tablet. - Okay. 361 00:28:55,504 --> 00:28:57,439 - Bye. - Bye dad... 362 00:29:32,712 --> 00:29:34,917 Hey Panos, is this a bad time? 363 00:29:35,837 --> 00:29:36,962 I'm fine. 364 00:29:45,856 --> 00:29:47,925 ACT I PLOT POINT 1 365 00:29:47,957 --> 00:29:49,030 ACT II 366 00:29:49,471 --> 00:29:51,136 "SCREENPLAY" by Syd Field 367 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:55,063 So, the call to Panos is probably plot point 1. 368 00:29:56,004 --> 00:29:57,399 Plot point 1? 369 00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:58,722 It's clearly plot point 1. 370 00:29:58,796 --> 00:30:01,647 A critical decision of the hero with irrevocable consequences. 371 00:30:01,671 --> 00:30:02,975 Why was it critical? 372 00:30:03,046 --> 00:30:04,350 I just needed the brace. 373 00:30:04,421 --> 00:30:07,480 Yes, but deep down you wanted to reach out again. 374 00:30:07,504 --> 00:30:08,355 Who, me? 375 00:30:08,379 --> 00:30:09,548 Why would I? 376 00:30:09,629 --> 00:30:11,473 Cause it wasn't over for you. 377 00:30:11,504 --> 00:30:12,719 What are you talking about? 378 00:30:12,796 --> 00:30:15,091 Panos wasn't over it, not me! 379 00:30:15,845 --> 00:30:17,060 Okay. 380 00:30:17,137 --> 00:30:18,352 Maybe. 381 00:30:18,553 --> 00:30:20,983 Not maybe. For sure. 382 00:30:23,049 --> 00:30:28,543 ACT II CONFRONTATION 383 00:30:40,137 --> 00:30:41,396 Sorry I'm late. 384 00:30:41,887 --> 00:30:43,461 It's okay. 385 00:30:44,053 --> 00:30:45,538 How are you? 386 00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:46,925 Fine. 387 00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:49,676 Hello, young lady. 388 00:30:50,012 --> 00:30:51,586 She remembers you. 389 00:30:52,095 --> 00:30:54,165 I'm not that easy to forget. 390 00:30:59,095 --> 00:31:00,715 How's your father? 391 00:31:01,053 --> 00:31:02,808 I'll tell you all about it. 392 00:31:21,970 --> 00:31:23,635 Take a breath. 393 00:31:24,637 --> 00:31:26,392 Then you fold it like this. 394 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:30,375 You can get up now. 395 00:31:33,970 --> 00:31:35,185 I feel like a robot. 396 00:31:35,262 --> 00:31:36,612 That's the point. 397 00:31:40,887 --> 00:31:42,912 My father will give us hell... 398 00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:46,678 It'll fit him fine, he doesn't have your broad chest. 399 00:31:48,512 --> 00:31:50,221 I'll get a bag. 400 00:32:08,887 --> 00:32:10,551 Awesome accessory. 401 00:32:12,678 --> 00:32:14,253 Careful not to ruin it. 402 00:32:19,174 --> 00:32:20,878 How was Panos? 403 00:32:22,220 --> 00:32:23,480 Really down. 404 00:32:23,553 --> 00:32:26,928 He's not even in the mood for Monemvasia, imagine! 405 00:32:30,803 --> 00:32:32,288 Hey you... 406 00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:42,705 Where's Pluto? 407 00:32:42,887 --> 00:32:44,146 In the garbage. 408 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,294 Madame here broke it. 409 00:32:46,887 --> 00:32:48,321 She was probably jealous. 410 00:32:48,345 --> 00:32:50,113 She keeps destroying things. 411 00:32:50,137 --> 00:32:53,917 I'm afraid of what I'll find, every time I leave her alone! 412 00:32:56,428 --> 00:32:58,003 Other than that? 413 00:32:58,762 --> 00:33:00,156 All good. 414 00:33:00,637 --> 00:33:02,706 Work... The house. 415 00:33:03,254 --> 00:33:05,590 - I like what you've done with it. - Thanks. 416 00:33:07,387 --> 00:33:08,737 Monemvasia? 417 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,614 Nah... 418 00:33:12,638 --> 00:33:15,067 I'm not in the mood this year. 419 00:33:15,178 --> 00:33:17,446 Maybe he just got tired of the place. 420 00:33:17,470 --> 00:33:21,520 No. He associates it with me and he can't go alone. 421 00:33:27,345 --> 00:33:30,113 Make sure he gets out of hospital as soon as possible. 422 00:33:30,137 --> 00:33:33,286 Infections are thriving in there. Remember my dad. 423 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:35,939 Of course I remember. 424 00:33:39,012 --> 00:33:41,821 So... Thanks again. 425 00:33:41,845 --> 00:33:44,363 No need to thank me. And there's the bed too. 426 00:33:44,387 --> 00:33:46,366 Should you need it... 427 00:33:47,095 --> 00:33:49,779 Would you like an essay on Aristotle's Poetics? 428 00:33:49,803 --> 00:33:52,323 One of my dad's best sellers. 429 00:34:00,762 --> 00:34:02,247 By the way, 430 00:34:02,762 --> 00:34:05,146 I can't make it to Kastellorizo. 431 00:34:06,928 --> 00:34:08,008 What? 432 00:34:08,262 --> 00:34:09,521 No way! 433 00:34:09,678 --> 00:34:13,233 I can't travel with my father and all. 434 00:34:13,803 --> 00:34:15,288 Fuck... 435 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,277 What about the script? 436 00:34:17,303 --> 00:34:19,328 We can start in September. 437 00:34:20,887 --> 00:34:23,529 Now is the time, that you are on leave. 438 00:34:23,553 --> 00:34:26,154 What if I stay in Athens and we work on it? 439 00:34:26,178 --> 00:34:28,196 Why mess up your holidays too? 440 00:34:28,220 --> 00:34:30,821 Big deal... I can go anytime to Kastellorizo. 441 00:34:30,845 --> 00:34:32,363 I'll let my mother know. 442 00:34:32,387 --> 00:34:34,501 But, she'll be so disappointed. 443 00:34:34,553 --> 00:34:38,153 If she misses me, she can jump on a boat and come see me. 444 00:34:59,428 --> 00:35:04,783 Between you and me, Panos has a long way to go before getting over me. 445 00:35:04,928 --> 00:35:06,613 For your information... 446 00:35:06,637 --> 00:35:08,481 Panos is back on the market. 447 00:35:09,178 --> 00:35:10,438 What do you mean? 448 00:35:11,262 --> 00:35:13,488 Kostakis saw him at Zappio gardens. 449 00:35:13,512 --> 00:35:15,041 At the book fair? 450 00:35:16,928 --> 00:35:22,283 Book fair or not, there were no book stands behind the bushes. 451 00:35:23,178 --> 00:35:25,023 Panos? Cruising? 452 00:35:25,220 --> 00:35:26,363 Not in a million years! 453 00:35:26,387 --> 00:35:29,986 Panos is a total hypochondriac. He only fucks in his bed. 454 00:35:31,137 --> 00:35:34,863 Maybe he decided to experiment. People change. 455 00:35:34,887 --> 00:35:36,326 Not according to Panos. 456 00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:40,893 OK... Perhaps Kostakis was mistaken. 457 00:35:41,678 --> 00:35:44,333 Kostakis is a cheap gossip and big slut! 458 00:35:44,428 --> 00:35:46,543 How can you take him seriously? 459 00:35:47,137 --> 00:35:48,217 OK, sorry. 460 00:36:02,970 --> 00:36:04,725 When did he tell you? 461 00:36:06,345 --> 00:36:08,370 A week ago or so. 462 00:36:09,252 --> 00:36:11,007 And you said nothing? 463 00:36:12,461 --> 00:36:14,621 I thought it might upset you. 464 00:36:15,794 --> 00:36:17,549 You thought wrong. 465 00:36:17,961 --> 00:36:20,187 You ought to tell me stuff like that. 466 00:36:20,211 --> 00:36:22,730 I'm no baby that needs protection. 467 00:36:24,044 --> 00:36:25,709 And, in case you missed it, 468 00:36:25,752 --> 00:36:29,937 I'm the one who broke up with Panos, not the other way round. 469 00:36:33,294 --> 00:36:35,364 Honestly, you'd be doing me a favour. 470 00:36:35,419 --> 00:36:36,993 I'll have more space. 471 00:36:37,544 --> 00:36:40,333 I hope it fits in my parents' room. 472 00:36:46,377 --> 00:36:47,547 Hey... 473 00:36:48,211 --> 00:36:50,371 Good, you? Where are you? 474 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:55,094 Hey you. 475 00:36:55,127 --> 00:36:56,297 In an hour, right? 476 00:36:57,711 --> 00:36:59,871 Now, tell me, is dad having cock? 477 00:37:02,252 --> 00:37:03,557 I guess not. 478 00:37:03,627 --> 00:37:05,517 Maria, are you coming or not? 479 00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:10,022 Maria, are you crazy? 480 00:37:10,252 --> 00:37:11,872 Where am I going to leave her now? 481 00:37:11,919 --> 00:37:15,145 I can't take her along! That's great! Fuck it! 482 00:37:15,169 --> 00:37:16,789 This is so typical! 483 00:37:17,252 --> 00:37:20,312 Get down! What have I told you?! Go to your bed! 484 00:37:24,127 --> 00:37:25,567 What's the fuss about? 485 00:37:25,627 --> 00:37:27,517 It's my fucking sister. 486 00:37:28,211 --> 00:37:32,353 We agreed she'd babysit Carmen, she then went for ouzo by the sea 487 00:37:32,377 --> 00:37:34,645 and now she's too drunk to drive back. 488 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:36,243 Same old Maria... 489 00:37:36,419 --> 00:37:39,895 Fuck me! I'm meeting some regional members of the party 490 00:37:39,919 --> 00:37:42,187 and I didn't want to leave her alone all day long. 491 00:37:42,211 --> 00:37:44,270 She'll wreck the place again! 492 00:37:44,294 --> 00:37:47,893 - Don't you have anyone else to take her? - Like whom? 493 00:37:54,336 --> 00:37:57,981 The nerve on him! There was no one else to babysit his dog? 494 00:37:58,211 --> 00:37:59,561 You know Panos... 495 00:37:59,627 --> 00:38:02,020 Not many friends, no boyfriend obviously... 496 00:38:02,044 --> 00:38:04,645 His alcoholic sister hanged him out to dry. 497 00:38:04,669 --> 00:38:06,829 So he unloaded his dog on his ex. 498 00:38:07,461 --> 00:38:10,895 - He didn't unload her on me. I volunteered. - How come? 499 00:38:10,919 --> 00:38:14,603 Well, he gave us the brace, he'll give us the bed too. 500 00:38:14,627 --> 00:38:16,520 Big deal! It's only till the evening. 501 00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:18,437 She's a good dog. 502 00:38:18,461 --> 00:38:21,070 Ain't you, Carmen? You're good, right? 503 00:38:21,877 --> 00:38:24,978 She looks a bit like me, no? Hairy, charming... 504 00:38:25,002 --> 00:38:26,352 A coincidence? 505 00:38:26,419 --> 00:38:28,714 So, we won't be working today? 506 00:38:29,961 --> 00:38:31,130 Today isn't ideal. 507 00:38:31,211 --> 00:38:32,875 Let's pick it up tomorrow. 508 00:38:52,169 --> 00:38:53,564 Hello, neighbour. 509 00:38:55,002 --> 00:38:57,927 - Hello to you too. - Hi. 510 00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:00,437 This is Nikitas, this is Themis. 511 00:39:00,461 --> 00:39:01,478 Thymios. 512 00:39:01,502 --> 00:39:03,937 - Thymios, sorry. - Nice to meet you. 513 00:39:03,961 --> 00:39:05,270 Nice to meet you too. 514 00:39:05,294 --> 00:39:07,062 Didn't know you had a dog. A boy? 515 00:39:07,086 --> 00:39:08,228 A girl. 516 00:39:08,252 --> 00:39:09,312 Carmen. 517 00:39:09,336 --> 00:39:10,460 Hello, Carmen. 518 00:39:10,544 --> 00:39:12,118 This is Rocky. 519 00:39:12,294 --> 00:39:13,853 How old is she? 520 00:39:13,877 --> 00:39:16,397 Ehm... She's young. 521 00:39:17,044 --> 00:39:18,799 Rocky's three. 522 00:39:18,836 --> 00:39:22,255 - How long have you had him? - Since he was born. You? 523 00:39:22,627 --> 00:39:23,728 Me too. 524 00:39:23,752 --> 00:39:25,597 But I really love her. 525 00:39:26,627 --> 00:39:28,472 How can you not? 526 00:39:29,669 --> 00:39:31,289 Someone is horny. 527 00:39:32,586 --> 00:39:35,270 Though Carmen seems disinterested... 528 00:39:35,294 --> 00:39:37,769 Carmen, what have I taught you? 529 00:39:39,461 --> 00:39:40,585 That's "huggles"? 530 00:39:41,044 --> 00:39:43,145 I was expecting more of a wuss. 531 00:39:43,169 --> 00:39:44,878 He's a bit boring. 532 00:39:44,919 --> 00:39:47,187 But, damn, he was laid back in sex. 533 00:39:47,211 --> 00:39:48,470 Unlike Panos... 534 00:39:48,544 --> 00:39:50,728 who rushed to shower as soon as he came. 535 00:39:50,752 --> 00:39:51,877 Cover your ears. 536 00:39:51,961 --> 00:39:54,121 Are you afraid she'll tell on you? 537 00:39:54,211 --> 00:39:55,380 You're right. 538 00:39:56,169 --> 00:39:58,104 She might as well do so. 539 00:39:58,711 --> 00:39:59,895 No, I insist she tells him. 540 00:39:59,919 --> 00:40:01,728 Go ahead, tell him everything Carmen. 541 00:40:01,752 --> 00:40:05,487 He might finally realize what a catch he let go. 542 00:40:07,961 --> 00:40:09,085 To be honest, 543 00:40:09,461 --> 00:40:11,478 from a scriptwriting point of view, 544 00:40:11,502 --> 00:40:14,103 all this fuss with the brace and the bed 545 00:40:14,127 --> 00:40:17,277 seems like an excuse for you two to get close again. 546 00:40:17,627 --> 00:40:19,937 Why would I want to get close with Panos again? 547 00:40:19,961 --> 00:40:21,535 I'm the one who broke it off. 548 00:40:21,711 --> 00:40:24,635 That doesn't mean you wanted it more than him. 549 00:40:25,461 --> 00:40:28,340 But he said he could never break it off. 550 00:40:28,419 --> 00:40:30,084 Exactly my point. 551 00:40:30,502 --> 00:40:33,382 You got him off the jam. 552 00:40:34,461 --> 00:40:36,125 Whatever. 553 00:40:38,252 --> 00:40:41,402 Panos got a dog right after breaking up, not me. 554 00:41:01,419 --> 00:41:04,659 - You're hilarious! - No you are! 555 00:41:43,752 --> 00:41:46,992 So, you say it didn't hurt ending the relationship? 556 00:41:49,002 --> 00:41:50,802 Of course it did. 557 00:41:51,752 --> 00:41:53,687 But life goes on. 558 00:41:54,544 --> 00:41:58,189 And breaking up doesn't mean we have to be strangers. 559 00:42:00,211 --> 00:42:02,010 I rest my case. 560 00:42:03,836 --> 00:42:05,321 Mind you! 561 00:42:05,461 --> 00:42:09,870 Don't turn me into a sad little sissy who can't get over a breakup. 562 00:42:16,002 --> 00:42:19,145 Personally, I have nothing against sad little sissies. 563 00:42:19,169 --> 00:42:21,013 Good for you. 564 00:42:21,336 --> 00:42:25,880 I just don't think that's what Jean-Sebastien is looking for. 565 00:42:36,269 --> 00:42:37,529 Sorry I'm late. 566 00:42:37,554 --> 00:42:38,769 No worries. 567 00:42:41,458 --> 00:42:42,583 How was dinner? 568 00:42:43,794 --> 00:42:45,324 Great. 569 00:42:46,127 --> 00:42:47,145 Did you have fun? 570 00:42:47,169 --> 00:42:51,187 The best of times. We strolled, made new friends... 571 00:42:51,211 --> 00:42:52,937 She's the sweetest little dog. 572 00:42:52,961 --> 00:42:54,400 A dog? Better say monster! 573 00:42:54,461 --> 00:42:56,812 Don't say such things. You'll traumatize her. 574 00:42:56,836 --> 00:42:58,140 You don't know her well. 575 00:42:58,169 --> 00:42:59,294 Anyway. 576 00:42:59,877 --> 00:43:01,520 Thanks so much. You saved me. 577 00:43:01,544 --> 00:43:02,713 Big deal. 578 00:43:11,127 --> 00:43:13,647 If you ever need help again, let me know. 579 00:43:14,627 --> 00:43:15,977 Okay. 580 00:43:16,461 --> 00:43:19,161 I mean it. I had a great time with Carmen. 581 00:43:23,252 --> 00:43:24,827 I should get going. 582 00:43:24,877 --> 00:43:26,362 Bye bye, sweet Carmen! 583 00:43:26,461 --> 00:43:28,170 Bye bye, Uncle Demosthenes. 584 00:43:28,711 --> 00:43:30,331 Uncle? Really? 585 00:43:30,961 --> 00:43:33,121 Well, what are you then? 586 00:43:34,169 --> 00:43:35,789 I don't know. You tell us. 587 00:43:40,461 --> 00:43:42,891 Have a nice evening then. 588 00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:51,522 Sissy. 589 00:43:51,627 --> 00:43:53,832 A noun for the masculine gender. 590 00:43:53,877 --> 00:43:55,853 A noun for the feminine gender. 591 00:43:55,877 --> 00:43:57,812 A noun for the brave gender. 592 00:43:58,377 --> 00:43:59,862 Plural. 593 00:44:01,502 --> 00:44:02,582 Sissies. 594 00:44:03,086 --> 00:44:05,651 - Sissies. - Sissies! 595 00:44:06,226 --> 00:44:07,396 Sissies! 596 00:44:07,687 --> 00:44:09,141 Sissies! 597 00:44:09,167 --> 00:44:10,858 Sissies! 598 00:44:17,211 --> 00:44:19,641 Damn, it's so touching. 599 00:44:27,669 --> 00:44:29,334 "SISSIES" 600 00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:34,339 Okay, it flagged in the first part. 601 00:44:54,786 --> 00:44:56,971 There were issues with the second part, too. 602 00:45:00,211 --> 00:45:02,145 The title is powerful, though. 603 00:45:02,211 --> 00:45:03,561 "Sissies". 604 00:45:04,252 --> 00:45:08,347 Like "The Maids", "The Suppliants", "The Trojan Women"... 605 00:45:08,544 --> 00:45:12,645 Wouldn't we need something more edgy for the cinema? 606 00:45:12,669 --> 00:45:13,838 Fairies? 607 00:45:14,169 --> 00:45:15,834 Come on, that's funny. 608 00:45:16,377 --> 00:45:17,997 It's not really hooting. 609 00:45:19,377 --> 00:45:21,582 That's the word my dad uses. 610 00:45:22,502 --> 00:45:24,572 Mine prefers "pufters". 611 00:45:25,919 --> 00:45:27,763 What about "Faggots"? 612 00:45:29,169 --> 00:45:31,013 Too harsh. 613 00:45:32,752 --> 00:45:34,687 Perhaps "Pansies"? 614 00:45:35,377 --> 00:45:37,267 It's a bit Iranian cinema. 615 00:45:37,363 --> 00:45:40,887 PANOS: The bed is on its way... ;) 616 00:45:51,627 --> 00:45:53,922 I've packed some cheese pie, too. 617 00:45:57,669 --> 00:46:00,458 We've turned the living room into a clinic. 618 00:46:08,752 --> 00:46:10,687 Inside the chancel? 619 00:46:10,794 --> 00:46:12,054 Inside the chancel. 620 00:46:13,002 --> 00:46:15,072 Shameless Father-Lambros... 621 00:46:17,517 --> 00:46:18,911 To the bone. 622 00:46:20,377 --> 00:46:22,937 Whenever a frigate stationed at the island, 623 00:46:22,961 --> 00:46:25,687 he'd spend the day at the port watching sailors. 624 00:46:25,711 --> 00:46:29,850 - Were they together long with Nikitas? - A year or so. 625 00:46:30,211 --> 00:46:32,437 And the most amazing is the epilogue. 626 00:46:32,461 --> 00:46:33,811 I'm all ears. 627 00:46:35,252 --> 00:46:39,257 So, the two broke up when Nikitas moved to Athens. 628 00:46:39,711 --> 00:46:44,031 One day, Nikitas meets this guy, at a bus stop, 629 00:46:44,961 --> 00:46:46,851 and they end up making out. 630 00:46:47,211 --> 00:46:52,603 And then they start chatting and Nikitas says he is from Kastellorizo 631 00:46:52,627 --> 00:46:55,642 and the guy says he had a boyfriend from there. 632 00:46:55,752 --> 00:46:59,645 "Who?" asks Nikitas. 633 00:46:59,669 --> 00:47:01,874 "Your priest" says the guy. 634 00:47:01,919 --> 00:47:03,898 - You're kidding! - Not at all. 635 00:47:04,627 --> 00:47:06,877 Shameless Mother-Lambros... 636 00:47:06,961 --> 00:47:08,851 - Ungodly girl! - Totally. 637 00:47:11,627 --> 00:47:13,787 - Want another gin? - Yeap. 638 00:47:29,211 --> 00:47:31,911 Panos, your phone! 639 00:47:38,461 --> 00:47:39,585 ZISIS SOUTH 640 00:47:47,836 --> 00:47:49,365 Carmen! 641 00:47:50,336 --> 00:47:51,821 Get out of there! 642 00:47:52,627 --> 00:47:53,752 Come out now! 643 00:47:54,461 --> 00:47:55,520 Get out of there, you bitch! 644 00:47:55,544 --> 00:47:56,544 What happened? 645 00:47:56,586 --> 00:47:58,565 Get out of there, you bitch! 646 00:47:59,002 --> 00:48:00,487 You're dead! 647 00:48:05,044 --> 00:48:06,213 Come here! 648 00:48:07,336 --> 00:48:08,730 Get out of there! 649 00:48:12,127 --> 00:48:13,522 Give her to me! 650 00:48:15,669 --> 00:48:18,312 Didn't I take you for a two-hour walk today? 651 00:48:18,336 --> 00:48:21,562 - Do you blame me for giving you away? - You're what? 652 00:48:21,586 --> 00:48:22,687 That's right. 653 00:48:22,711 --> 00:48:24,103 She's pooped all over the house. 654 00:48:24,127 --> 00:48:26,478 She destroyed my dad's favourite scarf. 655 00:48:26,502 --> 00:48:29,603 No more! I'll take her to a shelter and we'll both be happy! 656 00:48:29,627 --> 00:48:31,607 How irresponsible can you be? 657 00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:36,520 Don't waste your breath. I've made up my mind. 658 00:48:36,544 --> 00:48:38,614 In two days, she's out of here. 659 00:49:07,336 --> 00:49:09,540 Why did you haul this stray along? 660 00:49:10,627 --> 00:49:13,353 All we need is a dog disease. As if we don't have enough already... 661 00:49:13,377 --> 00:49:16,977 - Panos has her fully-vaccinated. - Who? 662 00:49:17,961 --> 00:49:20,661 Panos who gave us the bed. 663 00:49:20,961 --> 00:49:23,931 - Oh, Panos... - That one. 664 00:49:24,752 --> 00:49:26,867 And why did he unload her on you? 665 00:49:27,711 --> 00:49:29,061 It was my decision. 666 00:49:30,877 --> 00:49:34,927 She's such a kind creature... And the traumas she's carrying... 667 00:49:37,461 --> 00:49:39,081 Careful with the petting. 668 00:49:40,002 --> 00:49:41,437 Dogs are like children. 669 00:49:41,461 --> 00:49:43,170 Too much love spoils them. 670 00:49:43,377 --> 00:49:45,357 While too little fixes them? 671 00:49:45,961 --> 00:49:48,121 It sure won't spoil them. 672 00:49:52,377 --> 00:49:53,817 For Christ's sake! 673 00:49:56,919 --> 00:49:58,854 He is constipated again. 674 00:49:59,461 --> 00:50:02,115 He's been in the bathroom for two hours. 675 00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:06,617 When are you giving her back? 676 00:50:07,461 --> 00:50:09,035 Tomorrow evening probably. 677 00:50:10,252 --> 00:50:13,132 Don't tell me you're thinking of keeping her. 678 00:50:13,961 --> 00:50:15,716 I've always wanted a dog. 679 00:50:15,836 --> 00:50:19,211 Yeah, right... As if you ever knew what you wanted. 680 00:50:19,877 --> 00:50:24,395 One day it was a dog, then a cat, then a mouse... 681 00:50:24,419 --> 00:50:25,520 A hamster. 682 00:50:25,544 --> 00:50:29,103 It was guitar this year, volleyball next year, 683 00:50:29,127 --> 00:50:30,882 judo the year after... 684 00:50:31,211 --> 00:50:34,187 You'd get enthusiastic with everything and then... 685 00:50:34,211 --> 00:50:36,730 - Is that a bad thing? - Of course it is. 686 00:50:37,544 --> 00:50:40,198 Since it leads you to the wrong decisions. 687 00:50:40,294 --> 00:50:46,144 Have some pity for the dog. You hardly can take care of yourself! 688 00:50:46,627 --> 00:50:49,937 Mom! I've lived on my own since I turned 25. 689 00:50:49,961 --> 00:50:53,380 And God knows if you know how to boil an egg. 690 00:50:59,627 --> 00:51:01,067 We're off. 691 00:51:05,127 --> 00:51:08,727 What can I say? Do as you please. 692 00:51:09,502 --> 00:51:10,627 Have mercy! 693 00:51:18,086 --> 00:51:22,900 What if plot point I was when you took Carmen home for the first time? 694 00:51:23,211 --> 00:51:25,415 This was just for two days. 695 00:51:26,877 --> 00:51:29,352 Remember the epic line you told me? 696 00:51:29,961 --> 00:51:33,515 "Panos treats Carmen just as he treated me." 697 00:51:34,044 --> 00:51:35,844 No way I said such thing. 698 00:51:36,544 --> 00:51:38,209 You did identify with her. 699 00:51:38,564 --> 00:51:40,634 You were like #me_too. 700 00:51:41,794 --> 00:51:44,178 I never identified with her. 701 00:51:44,377 --> 00:51:46,357 Carmen was like a child to me. 702 00:51:47,836 --> 00:51:50,941 But then, don't you treat yourself like a child too? 703 00:51:52,711 --> 00:51:54,601 That makes no sense, you pothead... 704 00:51:54,627 --> 00:51:55,752 Yes, you jerk. 705 00:51:55,836 --> 00:51:57,591 My shrink explained it to me. 706 00:51:57,627 --> 00:52:00,353 We all carry our five-year-old self within us. 707 00:52:00,377 --> 00:52:02,812 That's the foundation of our self-image. 708 00:52:02,836 --> 00:52:08,010 So, perhaps you see yourself as a little girl that needs protection. 709 00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:12,557 I think you're talking about yourself. 710 00:52:13,044 --> 00:52:17,499 Or perhaps we feel the same and that's why we're best girlfriends. 711 00:52:20,419 --> 00:52:24,604 Anyhow, in the script, the reason you took her that night must be clear. 712 00:52:25,419 --> 00:52:29,739 Why? Is it always clear in life why we do the things we do? 713 00:52:31,252 --> 00:52:32,602 No. 714 00:52:32,669 --> 00:52:34,687 But in movies, it has to be. 715 00:52:34,711 --> 00:52:36,871 It's the character's drive. 716 00:52:39,877 --> 00:52:43,027 I might have had a million reasons for taking her. 717 00:52:43,252 --> 00:52:44,647 To scold Panos. 718 00:52:45,461 --> 00:52:47,575 To comfort her for being dumped. 719 00:52:47,919 --> 00:52:48,919 To meet Thymios again. 720 00:52:49,002 --> 00:52:50,442 Everything goes. 721 00:52:53,086 --> 00:52:55,605 We are not getting any closer... 722 00:52:59,169 --> 00:53:01,687 Girl, how many times do you have to pee? 723 00:53:01,711 --> 00:53:03,871 Oh, it's number two. 724 00:53:06,502 --> 00:53:09,157 And Panos said you never shit outside. 725 00:53:10,461 --> 00:53:13,115 The hardships you've endured, poor girl. 726 00:53:21,502 --> 00:53:22,987 This stays between us. 727 00:53:53,169 --> 00:53:54,294 Turn around. 728 00:53:57,794 --> 00:53:58,895 What is it? 729 00:53:58,919 --> 00:54:00,809 Don't you like it? 730 00:54:01,336 --> 00:54:02,865 I like it a lot. 731 00:54:02,919 --> 00:54:07,104 So, cool down. We're not aiming for an Oscar. 732 00:54:22,502 --> 00:54:24,257 The little one was peeping. 733 00:54:26,377 --> 00:54:28,402 No worries. She's seen a lot... 734 00:54:28,961 --> 00:54:30,041 I can imagine... 735 00:54:30,252 --> 00:54:31,827 No, not here. 736 00:54:32,127 --> 00:54:35,728 I mean in Zappio park. That's where she used to hang out... 737 00:54:35,752 --> 00:54:37,327 Was she a stray? 738 00:54:38,252 --> 00:54:39,377 Yes. 739 00:54:39,877 --> 00:54:41,992 I mean... Yes. 740 00:54:43,377 --> 00:54:44,817 People are assholes. 741 00:54:46,836 --> 00:54:48,591 Was she wearing a leash? 742 00:54:53,961 --> 00:54:55,311 I don't know. 743 00:54:57,336 --> 00:54:59,901 The truth is Carmen is my ex's. 744 00:55:00,336 --> 00:55:02,226 He's the one that found her. 745 00:55:03,127 --> 00:55:05,017 And she's yours now? 746 00:55:06,086 --> 00:55:07,750 For two days. 747 00:55:08,252 --> 00:55:09,872 Until he gives her away. 748 00:55:13,127 --> 00:55:16,412 So, you lied the other day, saying she's yours? 749 00:55:21,252 --> 00:55:23,997 I didn't want to bring up my ex. 750 00:55:28,336 --> 00:55:31,171 What you're doing is worse for the dog. 751 00:55:37,502 --> 00:55:38,807 Why? 752 00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:43,062 Because she is attached and now you'll abandon her too. 753 00:55:43,086 --> 00:55:45,965 There's no avoiding the abandonment syndrome. 754 00:55:47,752 --> 00:55:49,417 Look at those puppy eyes. 755 00:55:50,211 --> 00:55:51,875 She just wants food. 756 00:55:52,752 --> 00:55:55,407 No. She knows she's going on a "trip" tomorrow. 757 00:55:56,127 --> 00:55:59,142 How can you tell? Is she preparing her suitcase? 758 00:56:00,044 --> 00:56:02,312 She's been like this since this morning. 759 00:56:02,336 --> 00:56:03,865 Following me wherever I go. 760 00:56:04,169 --> 00:56:07,633 If I leave her alone for a second, she starts whining. 761 00:56:09,461 --> 00:56:12,145 She's been abandoned once in the park. 762 00:56:12,169 --> 00:56:16,534 Panos was the second time and I will be the final blow! 763 00:56:17,711 --> 00:56:20,681 She's bound to suffer an identity crisis. 764 00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:23,114 Thymios explained it all to me. 765 00:56:23,961 --> 00:56:26,435 You met with "huggles" again? 766 00:56:27,377 --> 00:56:29,145 He came for a morning fuck. 767 00:56:29,169 --> 00:56:31,104 He's good for a fuck buddy. 768 00:56:31,252 --> 00:56:34,627 I told you, no relationships for a year. 769 00:56:38,877 --> 00:56:40,902 Okay, we're writing a script. 770 00:56:41,669 --> 00:56:43,603 Why are we writing this script? 771 00:56:43,627 --> 00:56:45,895 So I can play a role to showcase my talent. 772 00:56:45,919 --> 00:56:49,113 And what role could that be? Whom could I play? 773 00:56:51,252 --> 00:56:53,142 I don't have an answer either. 774 00:56:53,461 --> 00:56:54,585 But... 775 00:56:54,711 --> 00:56:57,603 all this unlocked something within me 776 00:56:57,627 --> 00:57:00,895 and I started writing down some memories from Kastellorizo. 777 00:57:00,919 --> 00:57:04,024 - Can I read it to you? - Of course. 778 00:57:17,377 --> 00:57:19,762 "I was born on Christmas day, 1994, 779 00:57:20,086 --> 00:57:22,605 in the health centre of Kastellorizo. 780 00:57:25,377 --> 00:57:28,572 A small, remote island, at the edge of Greece. 781 00:57:30,294 --> 00:57:33,984 An island that never fitted the country's geographical map. 782 00:57:34,627 --> 00:57:38,272 A spare island. 783 00:57:40,002 --> 00:57:41,847 Much like how I felt 784 00:57:42,127 --> 00:57:45,457 as a member of our small oppressing society. 785 00:57:46,868 --> 00:57:48,172 Spare. 786 00:57:48,728 --> 00:57:49,943 Surplus. 787 00:57:51,127 --> 00:57:52,567 Superfluous. 788 00:57:54,877 --> 00:57:58,687 My father was a chief petty officer in a tanker. 789 00:57:58,711 --> 00:58:00,960 He would be gone to sea for months. 790 00:58:01,336 --> 00:58:06,331 But even when he made landfall, he was still absent as if on a voyage. 791 00:58:09,086 --> 00:58:10,255 Awkward. 792 00:58:11,711 --> 00:58:12,770 Absent. 793 00:58:12,794 --> 00:58:14,324 Aloof. 794 00:58:15,336 --> 00:58:17,585 He didn't know how to be around me. 795 00:58:18,877 --> 00:58:24,052 Because since I was a kid, it was obvious I was different. 796 00:58:24,586 --> 00:58:26,115 It was obvious I was... 797 00:58:28,377 --> 00:58:30,132 "a sissy." 798 00:58:32,752 --> 00:58:34,057 Shall I go on? 799 00:58:42,127 --> 00:58:44,377 "My mum was a professional mother." 800 00:58:45,086 --> 00:58:48,191 I was her fifth son, way younger than the others. 801 00:58:49,127 --> 00:58:52,952 All the islanders thought of her as a fair and right mother, 802 00:58:53,627 --> 00:58:55,877 who loved all her children equally, 803 00:58:56,377 --> 00:58:58,042 who didn't play favourites 804 00:58:58,127 --> 00:59:00,062 the oldest, the youngest. 805 00:59:01,169 --> 00:59:04,994 However, I always had the feeling 806 00:59:05,377 --> 00:59:08,482 that she was prouder of my brothers. 807 00:59:08,961 --> 00:59:11,520 As if my diversity was proof 808 00:59:11,544 --> 00:59:17,664 of a personal failure that to her was intolerable... 809 00:59:18,711 --> 00:59:19,880 Insufferable... 810 00:59:20,877 --> 00:59:22,137 Ineffable... 811 00:59:24,461 --> 00:59:28,106 Finishing high school, I decided to become an actor. 812 00:59:28,836 --> 00:59:33,245 I remember that summer, the most unbearable of all summers. 813 00:59:33,836 --> 00:59:36,562 Wherever my mother went, 814 00:59:36,586 --> 00:59:39,780 she would tell the world how much she hurt I was leaving her. 815 00:59:40,877 --> 00:59:44,207 But when the time came to say goodbye, 816 00:59:44,419 --> 00:59:48,874 "the sadness in her eyes could barely hide her deep relief." 817 01:00:02,877 --> 01:00:04,137 Are you serious? 818 01:00:04,461 --> 01:00:05,676 Yes, I am. 819 01:00:06,211 --> 01:00:07,515 I'm keeping Carmen. 820 01:00:08,711 --> 01:00:10,645 I beg your pardon! Is Carmen yours to keep? 821 01:00:10,669 --> 01:00:12,469 Do I have no say in this? 822 01:00:13,294 --> 01:00:14,463 Ok, then... 823 01:00:14,544 --> 01:00:18,459 Take her to the shelter and I'll get her from there. 824 01:00:23,211 --> 01:00:25,325 Boy, why are you doing this now? 825 01:00:26,127 --> 01:00:28,242 I'm doing it for Carmen's sake. 826 01:00:28,419 --> 01:00:29,858 Seriously, Demosthenes? 827 01:00:29,919 --> 01:00:34,728 I've seen enough of your self-sacrifices four years now! Quit being manipulative! 828 01:00:34,752 --> 01:00:36,957 Quit being an asshole then! 829 01:01:10,836 --> 01:01:12,996 What if this is plot point 1? 830 01:01:13,044 --> 01:01:14,770 I'm not sure! 831 01:01:14,794 --> 01:01:15,963 I'm so baffled! 832 01:01:16,044 --> 01:01:18,563 If this is plot point 1, it'll be a three-hour film. 833 01:01:19,211 --> 01:01:21,978 All I know is this decision was important. 834 01:01:22,002 --> 01:01:24,252 It calls for a dramatic pause. 835 01:01:24,377 --> 01:01:26,807 With Maria Callas in the background... 836 01:01:27,586 --> 01:01:30,105 Like that scene in "A Woman's Way"? 837 01:01:30,377 --> 01:01:31,895 Forget Maria Callas. 838 01:01:31,919 --> 01:01:33,395 We can't afford the rights. 839 01:01:33,419 --> 01:01:35,309 Jean-Sebastien wants it low budget. 840 01:01:36,752 --> 01:01:38,867 What if the cast sings? 841 01:01:39,961 --> 01:01:42,705 Dude, can you see this as a musical? 842 01:01:43,127 --> 01:01:44,297 Super gay? 843 01:02:10,252 --> 01:02:12,395 Love musicals, but they cost a fortune. 844 01:02:12,419 --> 01:02:14,853 - Jean-Sebastien... - There we go again! 845 01:02:14,877 --> 01:02:18,270 Hey! I don't wanna turn forty before my first feature! 846 01:02:18,294 --> 01:02:20,437 It's not like you're running out of time. 847 01:02:20,461 --> 01:02:24,420 Wrong! Xavier Dolan had four films by my age! 848 01:02:25,127 --> 01:02:26,657 Okay, I rest my case. 849 01:02:27,252 --> 01:02:28,917 Keep it low-budget. 850 01:02:28,961 --> 01:02:31,312 No music, no decors, no actors... 851 01:02:31,336 --> 01:02:32,821 Cut it all out. 852 01:03:37,669 --> 01:03:38,884 Listen. 853 01:03:39,169 --> 01:03:41,779 Here's the low budget film decalogue. 854 01:03:42,294 --> 01:03:43,824 No more than five spaces. 855 01:03:43,877 --> 01:03:45,542 No more than five actors. 856 01:03:45,586 --> 01:03:47,071 No more than 100 pages. 857 01:03:47,127 --> 01:03:48,567 No kids. 858 01:03:49,211 --> 01:03:50,605 No animals. 859 01:03:51,794 --> 01:03:53,937 Fuck me! 860 01:03:53,961 --> 01:03:55,265 Why no animals? 861 01:03:55,711 --> 01:03:57,770 Because they mess up the shooting. 862 01:03:57,794 --> 01:04:01,395 Man, what the fuck am I going to send to Jean-Sebastien? 863 01:04:01,419 --> 01:04:05,312 Chill, wait, don't rush. There must be a solution. 864 01:04:05,336 --> 01:04:08,395 What's the solution? A stuffed dog as Carmen? 865 01:04:08,669 --> 01:04:10,812 I ain't doing Greek Weird Wave! 866 01:04:10,836 --> 01:04:12,635 Put some on my back. 867 01:04:18,877 --> 01:04:22,207 What's important is to have a good script, right? 868 01:04:25,544 --> 01:04:30,584 If it's good, Jean-Sebastien should move his ass and find the money to shoot it. 869 01:04:31,419 --> 01:04:32,634 Isn't that his job? 870 01:04:33,086 --> 01:04:34,571 - It is. - There you go. 871 01:04:35,961 --> 01:04:39,425 I have to persuade him that the dog is a selling point. 872 01:04:41,002 --> 01:04:43,117 And I'll shorten her role however I can. 873 01:04:44,319 --> 01:04:46,254 This will be your little home. 874 01:04:48,711 --> 01:04:52,491 Your water and your food plate. 875 01:04:52,836 --> 01:04:54,051 All right, Carmen? 876 01:04:54,961 --> 01:04:56,851 We'll have the best of times. 877 01:04:57,794 --> 01:04:59,279 Where did you hide, girl? 878 01:04:59,919 --> 01:05:03,744 My adolescence in Kastellorizo makes a great movie. 879 01:05:03,877 --> 01:05:06,397 Like, the only gay on the island. 880 01:05:06,711 --> 01:05:09,411 The only out gay you mean. Shut up you. 881 01:05:09,711 --> 01:05:14,571 And I can play my teenage self. I haven't changed much. 882 01:05:17,961 --> 01:05:22,100 Whine as much as you want, I ain't giving you anything. 883 01:05:24,586 --> 01:05:25,801 You were saying? 884 01:05:26,127 --> 01:05:29,478 And we can also add politics in the background. 885 01:05:29,502 --> 01:05:32,067 The Greek-Turkish disputes, the crisis... 886 01:05:32,211 --> 01:05:33,561 How is that relevant? 887 01:05:33,586 --> 01:05:34,801 Don't you see? 888 01:05:34,961 --> 01:05:37,270 It's the Greek version of Billy Elliot! 889 01:05:37,294 --> 01:05:40,228 A country boy chasing his dream to become an artist 890 01:05:40,252 --> 01:05:43,492 amidst a country falling apart! 891 01:05:44,502 --> 01:05:46,707 First you eat your own food 892 01:05:46,752 --> 01:05:50,020 and if you're a good girl, you might get a little snack. 893 01:05:50,044 --> 01:05:52,204 You spoiled brat! 894 01:05:53,499 --> 01:05:55,478 You can threaten all you want! 895 01:05:56,002 --> 01:05:59,152 - Sorry, what were you talking about? - Politics. 896 01:05:59,419 --> 01:06:03,395 When Papandreou came to Kastellorizo to announce the memorandum, 897 01:06:03,419 --> 01:06:04,858 there was this TV crew 898 01:06:04,919 --> 01:06:07,664 with this incredibly hot cameraman... 899 01:06:08,211 --> 01:06:09,770 I had a huge crush on him. 900 01:06:09,794 --> 01:06:12,313 Picture this as the opening scene. 901 01:06:12,961 --> 01:06:14,940 Let me suggest something then. 902 01:06:15,502 --> 01:06:17,887 Since you're so hot about all this, 903 01:06:18,461 --> 01:06:22,015 write down the most defining events of your adolescence. 904 01:06:22,419 --> 01:06:25,603 Then we set it into scenes and take it from there. 905 01:06:25,627 --> 01:06:26,752 Okay. 906 01:06:29,127 --> 01:06:32,052 - Aren't you eating? - I've lost my appetite. 907 01:06:46,294 --> 01:06:48,769 This is the first and last time. 908 01:06:49,627 --> 01:06:51,382 I mean it. 909 01:06:52,421 --> 01:06:53,681 Behave! 910 01:06:54,211 --> 01:06:56,325 I'm gonna teach you some manners! 911 01:07:00,336 --> 01:07:02,135 You liked that, didn't you? 912 01:07:04,586 --> 01:07:07,421 I want us to discuss our problems. 913 01:07:07,461 --> 01:07:08,765 All right? 914 01:07:12,669 --> 01:07:14,064 I'm no Panos. 915 01:07:21,502 --> 01:07:24,020 What is it, you poor thing? Are you hungry? 916 01:07:24,044 --> 01:07:25,618 Don't give her anything! 917 01:07:26,502 --> 01:07:29,020 She's hungry! Why didn't you feed her? 918 01:07:29,044 --> 01:07:30,844 I did feed her! 919 01:07:33,711 --> 01:07:35,466 Look at her! 920 01:07:35,669 --> 01:07:36,937 Carmen! Sit! 921 01:07:36,961 --> 01:07:39,931 Sush! You'll wake your father up! 922 01:07:40,252 --> 01:07:42,367 - Get lost! - Mum! 923 01:07:42,961 --> 01:07:45,603 She has to learn to eat only what I give her. 924 01:07:45,627 --> 01:07:47,427 Okay, son, do as you please. 925 01:07:50,461 --> 01:07:52,621 Go check on him please. 926 01:08:03,169 --> 01:08:04,519 Dad? 927 01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:11,269 Dad? 928 01:08:20,354 --> 01:08:21,354 Dad? 929 01:08:39,502 --> 01:08:40,627 What now? 930 01:08:44,752 --> 01:08:50,512 Sweetie! Eh, sweetie? Tell me. Tell me what you want! 931 01:08:50,586 --> 01:08:51,801 What do you want? 932 01:08:51,877 --> 01:08:54,937 Who's the sweet girl that has lain down on me? 933 01:08:56,127 --> 01:08:58,242 My dear baby! 934 01:08:58,836 --> 01:09:01,085 My precious baby! 935 01:09:01,419 --> 01:09:04,613 Look at her! Look at her! Full of love and flowers! 936 01:09:06,836 --> 01:09:08,410 Kate? What's with the laughter? 937 01:09:09,419 --> 01:09:11,187 As if I brought her a grandchild. 938 01:09:11,211 --> 01:09:13,603 Why not call her Kate instead of Carmen? 939 01:09:13,627 --> 01:09:16,012 Carmen? What do you think? 940 01:09:16,752 --> 01:09:18,507 Do you want granny's name? 941 01:09:19,211 --> 01:09:20,380 Kate? 942 01:09:21,461 --> 01:09:22,585 Katie? 943 01:09:23,169 --> 01:09:24,789 Nah, she's not reacting. 944 01:09:25,461 --> 01:09:26,811 There's only one Kate. 945 01:09:26,877 --> 01:09:28,722 Middleton? 946 01:09:29,252 --> 01:09:31,097 That one. 947 01:09:31,961 --> 01:09:36,551 Anyway, talk to you tomorrow? 948 01:09:37,211 --> 01:09:38,335 Yes. 949 01:09:38,461 --> 01:09:39,630 Have a good night. 950 01:09:39,711 --> 01:09:41,061 Goodnight. 951 01:09:59,002 --> 01:10:01,728 My first blow job will be orange. 952 01:10:01,752 --> 01:10:04,270 Why yes! Wasn't that an important event? 953 01:10:04,294 --> 01:10:06,270 It's not like it was a plot point. 954 01:10:06,294 --> 01:10:07,728 So... 955 01:10:07,752 --> 01:10:10,542 Act 1 ends with my coming out to my mother. 956 01:10:10,711 --> 01:10:14,187 Act 2 ends with my decision to become an actor. 957 01:10:14,211 --> 01:10:16,010 And for the finale... 958 01:10:23,627 --> 01:10:25,877 - Are you paying attention? - I am. 959 01:10:26,086 --> 01:10:30,062 So, the film ends with my first day at drama school. 960 01:10:30,086 --> 01:10:31,166 New beginning. 961 01:10:31,252 --> 01:10:32,827 First gay friend. 962 01:10:33,586 --> 01:10:35,476 Not just a friend. 963 01:10:38,419 --> 01:10:43,414 You were lucky to meet someone who had figured out all his issues. 964 01:10:44,961 --> 01:10:47,796 When I was your age, I was completely alone. 965 01:10:48,252 --> 01:10:49,917 I had no support at all. 966 01:11:01,169 --> 01:11:02,473 It's Panos. 967 01:11:02,961 --> 01:11:04,895 What does he want? 968 01:11:07,169 --> 01:11:09,059 Fuck him. I'm not answering. 969 01:11:12,169 --> 01:11:13,429 Hi, Panos. 970 01:11:16,044 --> 01:11:17,213 Okay... 971 01:11:27,586 --> 01:11:28,936 What's up? 972 01:11:28,961 --> 01:11:31,391 All good. And you two? 973 01:11:32,627 --> 01:11:33,887 How are you doing? 974 01:11:34,461 --> 01:11:35,585 Just fine. 975 01:11:36,169 --> 01:11:37,654 I'm glad to hear that. 976 01:11:40,002 --> 01:11:41,127 Well... 977 01:11:41,169 --> 01:11:42,395 Here they are. 978 01:11:42,419 --> 01:11:44,668 I also found this sweater of yours. 979 01:11:47,586 --> 01:11:48,755 And... 980 01:11:50,252 --> 01:11:51,827 Thanks. 981 01:11:53,919 --> 01:11:55,628 Sorry about the other day. 982 01:11:57,461 --> 01:11:58,720 Hi, Panos. 983 01:11:59,223 --> 01:12:00,392 Hi, Nikitas. 984 01:12:06,211 --> 01:12:08,371 So, you haven't changed your mind. 985 01:12:09,794 --> 01:12:10,874 About what? 986 01:12:10,919 --> 01:12:12,584 About Carmen. 987 01:12:12,752 --> 01:12:13,967 Of course not. 988 01:12:14,044 --> 01:12:14,978 Okay... 989 01:12:15,002 --> 01:12:18,332 Cause I'm going away for a couple of days. 990 01:12:20,158 --> 01:12:21,509 Going to Monemvasia? 991 01:12:21,534 --> 01:12:23,694 No, to Andros. 992 01:12:27,002 --> 01:12:28,127 Have fun. 993 01:12:28,349 --> 01:12:29,699 Thanks. 994 01:12:38,631 --> 01:12:39,935 What an asshole! 995 01:12:40,627 --> 01:12:44,853 Four years with me, it was only Monemvasia. With the new guy, straight to Andros! 996 01:12:44,877 --> 01:12:47,853 He didn't say he was going with the boyfriend. 997 01:12:47,877 --> 01:12:49,227 Who else then? 998 01:12:49,502 --> 01:12:51,752 His alcoholic sister? 999 01:12:52,086 --> 01:12:53,480 Give me a break. 1000 01:12:54,752 --> 01:12:59,837 I'm stuck in Athens with his dog, he goes romancing with his new flame? 1001 01:13:00,877 --> 01:13:03,397 It's not Panos' dog. It's your dog. 1002 01:13:04,711 --> 01:13:06,061 OK, yes! Sure! 1003 01:13:06,794 --> 01:13:08,279 So, are we working or not? 1004 01:13:11,471 --> 01:13:15,651 Nah. Not today. We are not in the proper mood... 1005 01:13:15,763 --> 01:13:19,953 Nikitas starts to pick up his things. Suddenly, he turns to face Demosthenes. 1006 01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:24,669 And... I'll go to Kastellorizo for a few days. We need a break here. 1007 01:13:24,784 --> 01:13:29,560 As you wish. I'll go to Eretria then for a couple of days. 1008 01:13:29,908 --> 01:13:31,937 That's not how things happened. 1009 01:13:31,961 --> 01:13:35,876 First you decided to go to Eretria and then I to Kastellorizo. 1010 01:13:35,961 --> 01:13:39,812 - What are you babbling about? - Yep. I remember pretty clear. 1011 01:13:39,836 --> 01:13:41,635 We were over there. 1012 01:13:41,711 --> 01:13:43,395 We had come for a swim and 1013 01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:47,478 you said you were exhausted and needed a break from everything. 1014 01:13:47,502 --> 01:13:50,472 Yes, and I suggested we go to Eretria together. 1015 01:13:50,502 --> 01:13:54,228 No, you said you were going to Eretria, period. 1016 01:13:54,252 --> 01:13:56,727 Anyway, is it that important? 1017 01:13:58,044 --> 01:13:59,259 No. 1018 01:14:00,211 --> 01:14:01,740 What's done is done. 1019 01:14:02,711 --> 01:14:04,061 Exactly. 1020 01:14:05,461 --> 01:14:08,353 What's important is I went to Eretria with Carmen 1021 01:14:08,377 --> 01:14:10,537 and we were the talk of the town! 1022 01:14:13,252 --> 01:14:18,067 Dude, especially at the litany of the 15th of August, 1023 01:14:18,336 --> 01:14:20,270 more people followed us than the icon. 1024 01:14:20,294 --> 01:14:23,984 This can't be in the script. It's too expensive to shoot. 1025 01:14:24,044 --> 01:14:25,664 Why so negative now? 1026 01:14:26,502 --> 01:14:27,987 I'm not negative. 1027 01:14:28,044 --> 01:14:29,799 I'm just giving you the facts. 1028 01:14:30,211 --> 01:14:32,187 I do know more about shooting. 1029 01:14:32,211 --> 01:14:35,520 You don't have to show the entire fair. Just the litany. 1030 01:14:35,544 --> 01:14:39,504 I don't know. I think... Eretria is not an option in general. 1031 01:14:40,002 --> 01:14:43,228 Filming out of base costs. It has to be within Attica. 1032 01:14:43,252 --> 01:14:45,322 And go where? To Loutsa? By bus? 1033 01:14:47,877 --> 01:14:51,432 If we're gonna be miserable, let's drop the whole scene. 1034 01:14:51,752 --> 01:14:55,645 If Jean-Sebastien covers shooting out of base, we'll go to Kastellorizo. 1035 01:14:55,669 --> 01:14:58,099 To get some nice footage, at least. 1036 01:15:01,803 --> 01:15:02,995 DELETED SCENE #1 1037 01:15:03,020 --> 01:15:04,966 EXT. ERETRIA SEAFRONT - DAY 1038 01:15:05,053 --> 01:15:06,283 DELETED SCENE #2 1039 01:15:06,315 --> 01:15:08,385 EXT. ERETRIA/LITANY - NIGHT 1040 01:15:13,175 --> 01:15:15,186 KASTELLORIZO OUT OF BASE 1041 01:15:15,783 --> 01:15:16,936 Hey borderline girl. 1042 01:15:16,961 --> 01:15:18,311 Hey. What's up? 1043 01:15:18,336 --> 01:15:21,687 Just arrived from Eretria. We were a total hit with Carmen! 1044 01:15:21,711 --> 01:15:26,525 - Were you after guys all day long? - Nah... The menu was restricted to leftovers. 1045 01:15:26,765 --> 01:15:29,741 - And you? - The usual dry spell. 1046 01:15:29,765 --> 01:15:31,520 Except for the new priest. 1047 01:15:31,848 --> 01:15:36,573 What's the deal? Is Kastellorizo an exile for gay priests? 1048 01:15:36,723 --> 01:15:38,748 I thought they sent them all to Mount Athos. 1049 01:15:39,182 --> 01:15:41,477 Any tourists? 1050 01:15:41,765 --> 01:15:43,790 I'm in no mood for guys. 1051 01:15:45,223 --> 01:15:46,348 What's wrong? 1052 01:15:46,723 --> 01:15:47,893 What do you think? 1053 01:15:47,973 --> 01:15:51,933 All the assholes here are telling me "we haven't seen you in anything." 1054 01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:56,420 I really want to make this film so they all shut up finally. 1055 01:16:01,015 --> 01:16:03,445 And you? Did you think of the script in Eretria? 1056 01:16:03,473 --> 01:16:04,688 I wasn't focused... 1057 01:16:05,057 --> 01:16:06,766 But now I'll get on to it. 1058 01:16:06,848 --> 01:16:08,283 I'm alone anyway. 1059 01:16:08,307 --> 01:16:10,826 And there's not much on offer in August. 1060 01:16:11,015 --> 01:16:12,950 Demosthenes... 1061 01:16:13,140 --> 01:16:16,830 Can you stop thinking only about men? 1062 01:16:18,432 --> 01:16:19,991 What's got into you now? 1063 01:16:20,015 --> 01:16:22,264 Do you have any gripes against me? 1064 01:16:22,307 --> 01:16:25,007 No, I don't. No, yes, I do. 1065 01:16:25,182 --> 01:16:28,491 You drag me into something so important for my career 1066 01:16:28,515 --> 01:16:31,395 and then you can't get your mind off dicks! 1067 01:16:32,223 --> 01:16:33,483 Are you serious now? 1068 01:16:34,307 --> 01:16:36,658 I'm dealing with my father? My mother? 1069 01:16:36,682 --> 01:16:38,121 Panos, the asshole! 1070 01:16:38,723 --> 01:16:40,568 How can I focus on writing? 1071 01:16:41,057 --> 01:16:44,908 - If it's such a drag for you, fuck it. - It's not a drag. 1072 01:16:44,932 --> 01:16:46,687 But try being in my shoes for a moment. 1073 01:16:46,807 --> 01:16:52,199 You rave about finishing the script as if the film will premiere at Cannes. 1074 01:16:52,223 --> 01:16:53,348 Okay. 1075 01:16:53,973 --> 01:16:56,116 Let me rave about the film 1076 01:16:56,140 --> 01:16:58,824 and take your time to rave about boyfriends. 1077 01:16:58,848 --> 01:17:00,468 Spare you from nagging! 1078 01:17:00,848 --> 01:17:02,963 Ok, whatever... 1079 01:17:07,223 --> 01:17:08,618 Demosthenes... 1080 01:17:09,307 --> 01:17:12,817 Maybe writing together isn't such a good idea after all. 1081 01:17:13,057 --> 01:17:14,947 Okay... If you say so. 1082 01:17:15,807 --> 01:17:18,011 So, what? We're calling it quits? 1083 01:17:18,557 --> 01:17:20,086 If that's what you want. 1084 01:17:23,223 --> 01:17:25,473 Splendid. See you then. 1085 01:17:29,432 --> 01:17:31,006 The bitch hung up on me! 1086 01:17:39,723 --> 01:17:42,783 Well done, love! Well done, my little star! 1087 01:17:42,848 --> 01:17:46,268 My little dear! My love! My little doll! 1088 01:17:46,557 --> 01:17:47,726 Mum! 1089 01:17:48,723 --> 01:17:50,116 Come here! 1090 01:17:50,140 --> 01:17:51,309 Mum! 1091 01:17:51,765 --> 01:17:53,430 What a creature! 1092 01:17:53,515 --> 01:17:54,595 These are broken. 1093 01:17:54,932 --> 01:17:56,596 Kate! 1094 01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:58,530 I'm coming, Vasilis! 1095 01:17:58,932 --> 01:18:04,016 See how your father is juiced up? This dog is working miracles. 1096 01:18:04,598 --> 01:18:05,723 I see that. 1097 01:18:05,973 --> 01:18:09,213 I've never heard you say "well done" so many times. 1098 01:18:09,307 --> 01:18:10,431 Well done! 1099 01:18:10,682 --> 01:18:11,941 What? I'm right. 1100 01:18:12,098 --> 01:18:15,833 I must have heard "well done" three times in my whole life. 1101 01:18:16,848 --> 01:18:18,153 What's this about? 1102 01:18:18,890 --> 01:18:20,194 Is it true or not? 1103 01:18:20,390 --> 01:18:25,116 What's your gripe? The sacrifices we've made to raise you. 1104 01:18:25,140 --> 01:18:26,490 What sacrifices, mum? 1105 01:18:27,057 --> 01:18:28,586 In a manner of speaking. 1106 01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:32,239 For Heaven's sake! You don't choose your family. 1107 01:18:32,307 --> 01:18:35,817 You're right about that. We've all been unlucky in this. 1108 01:18:37,057 --> 01:18:39,576 What's got into you today? 1109 01:18:40,057 --> 01:18:41,034 Isn't it true? 1110 01:18:41,058 --> 01:18:43,283 Are you glad I'm your son or embarrassed? 1111 01:18:43,307 --> 01:18:47,627 Name one mother who's never felt embarrassed for her child! 1112 01:18:51,723 --> 01:18:54,449 Over here. Look at me! 1113 01:18:54,473 --> 01:18:55,913 Kate! 1114 01:18:56,473 --> 01:18:57,574 Kate! 1115 01:18:57,598 --> 01:18:59,173 Wait a minute, Vasilis. 1116 01:18:59,723 --> 01:19:01,163 You're killing me! 1117 01:19:27,463 --> 01:19:28,948 Hi, Mum. What happened? 1118 01:19:29,557 --> 01:19:31,177 My boy... 1119 01:19:31,682 --> 01:19:32,851 He's gone... 1120 01:19:38,098 --> 01:19:40,213 Your father's gone. 1121 01:19:42,057 --> 01:19:43,721 I'll be right there, mum. 1122 01:20:02,349 --> 01:20:05,241 PLOT POINT 2 1123 01:20:05,431 --> 01:20:09,236 Again we pray for the repose of the soul of the departed servant of God Vassilios. 1124 01:20:09,323 --> 01:20:10,565 ACT II RESOLUTION 1125 01:20:10,589 --> 01:20:13,432 and for the forgiveness of all his sins, both voluntary and involuntary. 1126 01:20:13,457 --> 01:20:16,824 May the Lord God grant his soul rest. 1127 01:20:16,848 --> 01:20:19,491 For the mercies of God, the kingdom of heaven. 1128 01:20:19,515 --> 01:20:23,340 - Who's the young man? - A friend of Demosthenes. 1129 01:20:23,557 --> 01:20:25,717 Let us pray to the Lord. 1130 01:20:25,848 --> 01:20:30,393 Among the spirits of the righteous perfected in faith, 1131 01:20:31,390 --> 01:20:34,765 give rest, O Saviour, to the soul of Your servant, 1132 01:20:35,515 --> 01:20:41,491 keeping them in the blessed life which is from You, O loving One. 1133 01:20:41,515 --> 01:20:47,949 In Your place of rest, O Lord, where all Your Saints repose. 1134 01:20:47,973 --> 01:20:55,443 Give rest also to the soul of Your servant, for You alone are immortal. 1135 01:20:55,598 --> 01:20:57,038 I made it on time. 1136 01:20:57,098 --> 01:20:58,448 Thank you for coming. 1137 01:21:20,307 --> 01:21:23,547 And, girls, to cut a long story short, 1138 01:21:23,598 --> 01:21:26,699 the plenary session is over, we go outside to the peristyle 1139 01:21:26,723 --> 01:21:29,866 and Rigillis is on fire. They grabbed each other's hair. 1140 01:21:29,890 --> 01:21:31,420 - No way! - Really! 1141 01:21:31,598 --> 01:21:34,973 Then it was revealed they were neighbours in Mykonos. 1142 01:21:36,557 --> 01:21:38,987 And our girl had built another floor. 1143 01:21:39,557 --> 01:21:41,447 And she blocked her view! 1144 01:21:42,057 --> 01:21:43,116 Crazy right? 1145 01:21:43,140 --> 01:21:45,033 The money wasn't the issue. 1146 01:21:45,057 --> 01:21:47,449 That night they were on the same TV show. 1147 01:21:47,473 --> 01:21:49,199 And when they went live, 1148 01:21:49,223 --> 01:21:52,283 she spilled her coffee on Zeta "by mistake". 1149 01:21:52,307 --> 01:21:54,533 - "By mistake" but on purpose! - That's right. 1150 01:21:54,557 --> 01:21:57,033 They cut to commercials and the set turned into a ring. 1151 01:21:57,057 --> 01:21:58,137 Wow... 1152 01:21:59,057 --> 01:22:00,677 Chaos ensued. 1153 01:22:01,765 --> 01:22:03,385 Why don't you join us? 1154 01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:06,260 I stink like a racoon. 1155 01:22:06,848 --> 01:22:09,143 I think I'd better go get a shower. 1156 01:22:09,390 --> 01:22:10,740 You know what? 1157 01:22:11,307 --> 01:22:14,199 Go to my place, to keep Carmen some company too. 1158 01:22:14,223 --> 01:22:17,508 She's been on her own all day. I'll join you later. 1159 01:22:17,765 --> 01:22:19,160 Okay. 1160 01:22:23,723 --> 01:22:31,723 Everything's ice cold! Come get your food and drinks! 1161 01:22:38,723 --> 01:22:41,378 I was thinking of Father-Lambros. 1162 01:22:41,473 --> 01:22:45,073 Such things happen only in movies, right? 1163 01:22:45,098 --> 01:22:46,628 Not even in movies. 1164 01:22:46,765 --> 01:22:47,980 No one will buy it. 1165 01:22:48,307 --> 01:22:51,324 We have to put Father-Lambros in the script! 1166 01:22:51,348 --> 01:22:53,491 It's divine Retribution par excellence! 1167 01:22:53,515 --> 01:22:58,033 My father damned gays his whole life, and was led to eternal life by a fairy. 1168 01:22:58,057 --> 01:22:59,856 Exactly! It seems fake. 1169 01:23:00,265 --> 01:23:01,839 But that's what actually happened. 1170 01:23:02,098 --> 01:23:04,753 Yes but, reality is not always realistic! 1171 01:23:05,473 --> 01:23:07,453 Listen, Demosthenes. 1172 01:23:08,307 --> 01:23:11,007 I'm not sure I'm into the idea, after all. 1173 01:23:11,223 --> 01:23:12,483 Why not? 1174 01:23:12,848 --> 01:23:16,366 Why...? What's the point of a story about two queens 1175 01:23:16,390 --> 01:23:20,710 dragging a dog back and forth, just cause they can't break up? 1176 01:23:22,307 --> 01:23:24,467 That's the story according to you? 1177 01:23:25,098 --> 01:23:26,358 Isn't it? 1178 01:23:38,723 --> 01:23:41,533 Dicks. Dicks. Dicks. 1179 01:23:41,557 --> 01:23:43,177 And as the ancients said: 1180 01:23:43,307 --> 01:23:46,861 "Know thyself... Not a wise man's doing." 1181 01:23:51,807 --> 01:23:54,372 Whenever you want company... 1182 01:23:54,557 --> 01:23:55,996 any time, 1183 01:23:56,723 --> 01:23:58,208 just call me. 1184 01:23:58,765 --> 01:24:00,565 OK, baby gorilla? 1185 01:24:32,723 --> 01:24:35,908 Following a warm welcome from the local residents 1186 01:24:35,932 --> 01:24:39,283 the prime minister had lunch with the local officials... 1187 01:24:39,307 --> 01:24:40,792 I borrowed a t-shirt. 1188 01:24:40,848 --> 01:24:41,973 Sure. 1189 01:24:46,098 --> 01:24:47,403 I made you a toast. 1190 01:25:00,265 --> 01:25:01,480 Want some coffee? 1191 01:25:02,098 --> 01:25:03,223 I have to go. 1192 01:25:04,598 --> 01:25:06,173 Wanna hang out tonight? 1193 01:25:10,015 --> 01:25:11,410 Okay... 1194 01:25:12,432 --> 01:25:13,647 Sorry. 1195 01:25:37,015 --> 01:25:38,184 Good morning. 1196 01:25:52,056 --> 01:25:55,573 The night of the funeral was a huge blow for me. 1197 01:25:55,598 --> 01:25:59,324 It was then I realized that no matter how much I care for you, 1198 01:25:59,348 --> 01:26:02,093 guys will always be your top priority. 1199 01:26:08,098 --> 01:26:09,673 I believe I've changed. 1200 01:26:09,848 --> 01:26:11,423 That's what you think. 1201 01:26:12,848 --> 01:26:15,413 You mean to change, 1202 01:26:15,557 --> 01:26:21,616 and you fool yourself and the world around that you've changed but... 1203 01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:24,655 - I fool myself? - Yep. 1204 01:26:26,473 --> 01:26:28,948 You play yourself pretty convincingly. 1205 01:26:29,557 --> 01:26:30,951 But... 1206 01:26:34,265 --> 01:26:36,560 I can't keep falling for it. 1207 01:26:37,473 --> 01:26:39,408 Cause, in the end, I get hurt. 1208 01:26:40,807 --> 01:26:42,471 When have I hurt you? 1209 01:26:43,265 --> 01:26:47,533 Seriously, Demosthenes, why do you think I wanted us to write together? 1210 01:26:47,557 --> 01:26:49,717 Just so I could act in a movie? 1211 01:26:49,807 --> 01:26:53,783 For me it was also a chance to hang out together a little more. 1212 01:26:53,807 --> 01:26:56,199 At drama school we were together 24/7. 1213 01:26:56,223 --> 01:26:57,866 And then you hooked up with Panos and disappeared. 1214 01:26:57,890 --> 01:26:59,824 At first, I thought it was just a phase. 1215 01:26:59,848 --> 01:27:01,693 But it lasted four years. 1216 01:27:02,348 --> 01:27:06,443 And now with Thymios, same story. So, I better accept the facts. 1217 01:27:06,973 --> 01:27:09,268 We all come second best compared to boyfriends. 1218 01:27:09,307 --> 01:27:11,574 Friends, writing, Carmen too... 1219 01:27:11,598 --> 01:27:12,903 Carmen too? 1220 01:27:13,473 --> 01:27:15,048 Yes, Carmen too. 1221 01:27:15,557 --> 01:27:17,241 Was there a chance you'd keep her? 1222 01:27:17,265 --> 01:27:20,574 OK, I hadn't realized how huge a responsibility that was. 1223 01:27:20,598 --> 01:27:22,366 My maternal instinct interfered. 1224 01:27:22,390 --> 01:27:24,190 Demosthenes... 1225 01:27:24,223 --> 01:27:26,533 If you really wanted her, you would have kept her. 1226 01:27:26,557 --> 01:27:28,699 But deep inside you didn't want her. 1227 01:27:28,723 --> 01:27:32,053 Because what you really needed was a new boyfriend. 1228 01:27:32,973 --> 01:27:34,548 That's not true. 1229 01:27:34,723 --> 01:27:36,949 I spent five months on my own. 1230 01:27:36,973 --> 01:27:39,538 With Thymios it turned official in October. 1231 01:27:39,723 --> 01:27:41,883 Congrats! Huge break! 1232 01:27:43,098 --> 01:27:45,888 Excuse me, am I to blame for meeting nice guys? 1233 01:27:46,598 --> 01:27:47,813 What am I supposed to do? 1234 01:27:48,057 --> 01:27:52,961 Let them go just so I can prove to myself I can survive being single? 1235 01:27:53,473 --> 01:27:54,958 I know I can. 1236 01:27:57,098 --> 01:27:58,898 You really believe that? 1237 01:27:59,598 --> 01:28:01,758 Isn't it true? 1238 01:28:02,223 --> 01:28:03,618 What am I? 1239 01:28:04,015 --> 01:28:07,930 A sad little sissy who can't stand being on her own? 1240 01:28:08,265 --> 01:28:10,425 Who's thirsty for love? 1241 01:28:18,980 --> 01:28:21,680 Is that what you mean by sad little sissy? 1242 01:28:22,098 --> 01:28:25,743 If that's the case, then we're all sad little sissies. 1243 01:29:24,912 --> 01:29:28,421 THE HERO CHANGES 1244 01:30:03,182 --> 01:30:05,477 Daddy is starting work today. 1245 01:30:06,432 --> 01:30:08,457 You stay here and be quiet. 1246 01:30:09,557 --> 01:30:13,337 There's water and there's food. 1247 01:30:13,432 --> 01:30:15,546 You've got your toys. 1248 01:30:15,890 --> 01:30:16,970 Okay? 1249 01:30:18,223 --> 01:30:20,068 See you later! 1250 01:30:20,098 --> 01:30:21,718 Behave. All right? 1251 01:30:32,682 --> 01:30:36,033 No, sweetheart. We're not going for a walk. 1252 01:30:36,057 --> 01:30:39,881 I've been clear on this. You have to learn to be alone. 1253 01:30:40,348 --> 01:30:42,783 You can do it! Okay? 1254 01:30:42,807 --> 01:30:44,786 I'll be back. All right? 1255 01:31:09,723 --> 01:31:11,253 Carmen, please... 1256 01:31:12,765 --> 01:31:15,105 Don't do this. We talked about this. 1257 01:31:24,765 --> 01:31:26,250 Carmen, stop! 1258 01:32:01,057 --> 01:32:02,812 What's wrong, sweetheart? 1259 01:32:06,140 --> 01:32:08,705 You thought I would abandon you? 1260 01:32:51,973 --> 01:32:53,783 Now let's move on to Scorpio. 1261 01:32:53,807 --> 01:32:56,574 It's definitely not a laid-back summer for you. 1262 01:32:56,598 --> 01:32:59,533 Much of what has been happening to you in recent weeks, 1263 01:32:59,557 --> 01:33:01,717 will affect you in the long run. 1264 01:33:02,640 --> 01:33:07,950 That's the nature of change, which is not your strong point. 1265 01:33:08,307 --> 01:33:10,781 Luckily, the planets are on your side. 1266 01:33:11,557 --> 01:33:13,699 And if you're honest with yourself, 1267 01:33:13,723 --> 01:33:17,323 you'll realize that the change has occurred already. 1268 01:33:17,640 --> 01:33:24,570 You simply need to embrace it and present your new self to the world. 1269 01:33:25,723 --> 01:33:28,199 It's not as scary as it sounds. 1270 01:33:28,223 --> 01:33:32,033 And besides, you Scorpios know better than anyone 1271 01:33:32,057 --> 01:33:37,187 that self-knowledge is nothing but a convenient self-deception. 1272 01:33:48,807 --> 01:33:50,741 We even went to the hairdressers. 1273 01:33:50,765 --> 01:33:52,430 I bought her a carrier. 1274 01:33:53,057 --> 01:33:54,947 I taught her how to sit. 1275 01:33:55,807 --> 01:33:57,157 Carmen? 1276 01:33:57,307 --> 01:33:58,927 Demi plie. 1277 01:34:00,307 --> 01:34:01,431 Voila! 1278 01:34:01,515 --> 01:34:02,819 Congratulations! 1279 01:34:07,765 --> 01:34:10,149 Tonight we'll share the bed, sweetie. 1280 01:34:10,307 --> 01:34:11,971 Did you hear that, doll face? 1281 01:34:12,423 --> 01:34:16,963 PANOS: What's up, boy? How about going to a movie tonight? 1282 01:34:20,098 --> 01:34:23,338 How come Panos didn't want such a darling dog? 1283 01:34:26,973 --> 01:34:30,483 I hope he doesn't change his mind and come back for her. 1284 01:34:32,598 --> 01:34:33,723 I don't think so. 1285 01:34:41,848 --> 01:34:43,288 Panos... 1286 01:34:45,890 --> 01:34:46,970 What? 1287 01:34:50,223 --> 01:34:52,428 He seems like a nice guy. 1288 01:34:54,098 --> 01:34:55,358 He is. 1289 01:35:02,973 --> 01:35:04,998 Is Panos... 1290 01:35:08,769 --> 01:35:09,835 What? 1291 01:35:14,785 --> 01:35:16,169 Are you together? 1292 01:35:51,430 --> 01:35:52,599 One, two... 1293 01:35:54,196 --> 01:35:56,395 Testing. One, two. 1294 01:35:57,000 --> 01:35:58,350 Ladies and Gentlemen, 1295 01:35:58,922 --> 01:36:01,482 and now the moment we've all been waiting for. 1296 01:36:02,450 --> 01:36:05,663 Get ready for our girls. 1297 01:36:05,895 --> 01:36:07,435 Love dog! 1298 01:38:27,932 --> 01:38:32,252 So what do you think you've gained from Carmen's summer? 1299 01:38:33,140 --> 01:38:39,485 The hero is supposed to mature, get over his fears... 1300 01:38:39,522 --> 01:38:41,170 It's rule number one. 1301 01:38:42,473 --> 01:38:44,130 What did life teach the hero? 1302 01:38:48,432 --> 01:38:51,807 It taught him that sometimes decisions can be painful. 1303 01:38:52,682 --> 01:38:57,361 It taught him to set... the right priorities. 1304 01:39:01,640 --> 01:39:04,241 You're stuck on the idea that I haven't changed. 1305 01:39:04,265 --> 01:39:05,885 We're talking about the hero, not you. 1306 01:39:05,973 --> 01:39:09,033 And with heroes, how do you verify change? 1307 01:39:10,098 --> 01:39:12,116 You see the hero change at the end. 1308 01:39:12,140 --> 01:39:15,245 How do you know he won't make the same mistakes later on? 1309 01:39:17,515 --> 01:39:18,865 See? 1310 01:39:19,015 --> 01:39:20,533 Movies do the same thing. 1311 01:39:20,557 --> 01:39:24,337 They convince you that people change, though you can't be 100% sure. 1312 01:39:33,640 --> 01:39:35,170 Mosquitos time... 1313 01:40:09,375 --> 01:40:11,130 And you know what? 1314 01:40:12,232 --> 01:40:13,929 Isn't that something? 1315 01:40:14,807 --> 01:40:15,908 What is? 1316 01:40:15,932 --> 01:40:18,181 To believe that you've changed. 1317 01:40:18,473 --> 01:40:23,063 At least you've spotted the problem and want to correct it. 1318 01:40:23,597 --> 01:40:25,985 And when I say let's write the script together, I mean it. 1319 01:40:26,890 --> 01:40:28,960 Or... Anyway... 1320 01:40:29,432 --> 01:40:30,782 Fuck the script. 1321 01:40:30,848 --> 01:40:32,603 As long as we are good... 1322 01:40:58,171 --> 01:40:59,676 Hey, boys! 1323 01:41:01,227 --> 01:41:02,666 Want some company? 1324 01:41:03,829 --> 01:41:05,629 We're good, thank you... 1325 01:41:06,182 --> 01:41:07,937 Okay, good night. 1326 01:41:09,848 --> 01:41:12,818 Oh! I left some dye on you. 1327 01:41:18,973 --> 01:41:20,458 Fuck Jean-Sebastien. 1328 01:41:20,640 --> 01:41:22,484 We'll go straight to Hollywood. 1329 01:41:22,515 --> 01:41:24,359 - You think? - Of course! 1330 01:41:24,390 --> 01:41:26,820 It's a blockbuster. Mark my words. 1331 01:41:27,057 --> 01:41:29,892 So pray tell, who's going to play us? 1332 01:41:30,390 --> 01:41:34,116 For you, Timothée Chalamet for sure! 1333 01:41:34,140 --> 01:41:35,400 I dig that. 1334 01:41:35,557 --> 01:41:36,637 What about me? 1335 01:41:37,890 --> 01:41:39,780 You're a tough part. 1336 01:41:39,807 --> 01:41:41,741 You're a dozen different characters. 1337 01:41:41,765 --> 01:41:45,366 You're a model employee, with your mother you're a kid, 1338 01:41:45,390 --> 01:41:47,366 with boyfriends you're the first lady, 1339 01:41:47,390 --> 01:41:49,283 and with me you're a mentor... 1340 01:41:49,307 --> 01:41:52,866 In other words, I'm a once-in-a-lifetime part. 1341 01:41:52,890 --> 01:41:54,783 Whoever plays me is headed for an Oscar. 1342 01:41:54,807 --> 01:41:56,427 Or a Golden Raspberry. 1343 01:41:58,057 --> 01:42:02,866 Honestly, if we include all your personas it won't be realistic. 1344 01:42:02,890 --> 01:42:05,491 You don't make a very plausible character. 1345 01:42:05,515 --> 01:42:10,033 It's one thing who I really am, and another which roles I play in life. 1346 01:42:10,057 --> 01:42:13,162 Personally, I think we are what we pretend we are. 1347 01:42:13,557 --> 01:42:18,417 Ever since you started psychotherapy, you talk in Freud quotes. 1348 01:42:18,473 --> 01:42:19,823 Chill a little! 1349 01:42:20,557 --> 01:42:21,951 I've got it! 1350 01:42:22,890 --> 01:42:25,283 Chris Hemsworth will play you. 1351 01:42:25,307 --> 01:42:27,116 Thor? Awesome! 1352 01:42:27,140 --> 01:42:32,180 - I don't think he's played a queer before. - High time he won an Oscar... 1353 01:42:33,223 --> 01:42:37,003 How about Garfield for Panos? He's got intense eyebrows too. 1354 01:42:37,807 --> 01:42:40,074 And that's where any resemblance ends. 1355 01:42:40,098 --> 01:42:42,753 Come on! Plus, he can pass as bisexual. 1356 01:42:43,682 --> 01:42:46,112 You still think Panos is bisexual? 1357 01:42:46,307 --> 01:42:50,087 Let me tell you something. That's very narrow minded. 1358 01:42:50,307 --> 01:42:52,737 Not all bisexuals are closeted gays! 1359 01:42:52,848 --> 01:42:54,963 Bisexuals are real. 1360 01:42:56,182 --> 01:42:58,747 We should put that in the movie too. 1361 01:42:58,959 --> 01:43:01,956 - How many messages can one film convey? - Many. 1362 01:43:02,000 --> 01:43:03,721 THE FILM'S MESSAGES IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE 1363 01:43:03,774 --> 01:43:06,613 1. There are straight people who don't look it 2. Every mother has felt embarrassed for her child 1364 01:43:06,637 --> 01:43:09,454 3. Reality is not always realistic 4. We are all sad little sissies 1365 01:43:09,534 --> 01:43:12,134 5. Self-knowledge is a convenient self-deception 6. Bisexuals are real 1366 01:45:12,390 --> 01:45:14,099 Still here, honey? 1367 01:45:14,557 --> 01:45:16,717 Much like you, dear... 1368 01:45:16,848 --> 01:45:19,683 Are you up for a drink? 1369 01:45:19,743 --> 01:45:21,047 Let's go! 1370 01:45:30,348 --> 01:45:31,743 I need to pee. 1371 01:45:32,765 --> 01:45:34,069 I'll join you. 1372 01:45:46,344 --> 01:45:49,643 THE SUMMER WITH CARMEN 1373 01:45:56,890 --> 01:45:58,194 Hey... 1374 01:45:59,140 --> 01:46:01,741 Should we make it a movie within a movie? 1375 01:46:01,765 --> 01:46:02,934 Meaning? 1376 01:46:03,765 --> 01:46:07,769 Have the two of us recalling Carmen's summer 1377 01:46:08,140 --> 01:46:10,840 and thinking about turning it into a movie. 1378 01:46:11,396 --> 01:46:12,881 Not bad... 1379 01:46:13,167 --> 01:46:14,540 I dig it. 98441