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["Point of No Return" plays]
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Oh! [grunts]
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[students] Mr. Marquez,
Mr. Marquez, Mr. Marquez.
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Excuse me. What? What...
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- Whoa.
- What... What's going on?
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- We need your help right now.
- With Powderpuff.
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Powderpuff? What's Powderpuff?
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You know, when the girls play football,
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and then the football players
dress as cheerleaders.
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- Oh, that. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I'm sorry, I don't know anything
about football.
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- Hold on.
- Mr. Marquez.
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Nobody is mad about
the girls playing football.
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They're mad about us
dressing up as cheerleaders.
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And why are you guys coming to me?
'Cause I'm gay?
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Sweet of you guys,
but I don't wanna be on the news
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as the gay guy fighting for young men's
rights to dress up like girls.
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Come on, Mr. Marquez.
This is our senior year.
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It's the most things we look forward to.
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It's the most things you look forward to?
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Jason, the grammar.
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It's the thing
you look forward to the most.
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Wow. Yeah, that is what I've been.
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See? You're already helping.
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Okay, I'm sorry, guys. I just... It's not...
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- Hold on, man.
- Please. Think about it.
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I'll talk to Coach Hillridge
after school. How's that?
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- That's dope.
- Yeah!
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[cheering, woofing]
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Great.
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♪ I wanna take you in my arms ♪
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♪ You're taking me ♪
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♪ To the point of no return ♪
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♪ Oh oh oh ♪
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♪ You're taking me ♪
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- [whistle blows]
- [Markie] All right. Huddle up. Listen.
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You ladies all begged for
a female coach this year for Powderpuff.
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And since everybody gets
what they want these days,
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give it up for Ms. Sanders.
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[Gwen] Hi. Thank you.
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Unfortunately,
I don't know all the technical
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dos and don'ts of football per se,
so I've brought Coach Hillridge here.
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He's just gonna assist me on small things.
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Like, when you catch the ball,
which way do you go?
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And then why do you ever kick the ball?
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That's right. Ms. Sanders
is your coach today, so just ignore me.
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You won't notice me at all.
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I'll just be here teaching her
how to teach you how to play football.
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- That's right.
- Tell 'em to start running sprints.
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- Sprints!
- [Markie] Come on.
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Evan, catch.
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Hey, I told your football players
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I'd help them save
their Powderpuff performance.
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- You're trying to cancel that?
- You think I wanna cancel Powderpuff?
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Why? I love that shit.
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Come on. Big football dudes
dressed up like cheerleaders.
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- Oh!
- That's the height of comedy, man.
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- Come on.
- God, Gwen.
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You gotta take it up with Moretti.
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- I'm taking it up with Moretti.
- Catch him.
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- What do I do now?
- Burpees.
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- It's time for "blurpees," girls!
- Burpees.
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- Hey, Grant.
- No, Evan!
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- Grant.
- No, I'm off the clock.
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- My car is technically not school grounds.
- Listen, what is this Powderpuff thing?
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You're canceling this Powderpuff thing?
What is this?
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We're not canceling anything.
Nothing is being canceled.
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Look, it's not... It's being discussed.
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It's not all of Powderpuff.
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It's just the... the boys'
cheerleading performance
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has become a sort of
a hot button issue, all right?
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Just tell the parents to lighten up.
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- It's not the parents.
- What?
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Not the parents. The parents love it.
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Big football guys in girls' clothes.
It's funny stuff, Evan.
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Even I, back in the day,
I was in Powderpuff back in the day.
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- Really?
- Yeah, we had a cheer
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about our butts, kicking butts.
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That's me. I didn't even
have to shave my legs.
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- You look like Hilary Duff.
- Thank you.
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If it's not the parents,
who's trying to cancel it?
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The students. The LGBTQ+IA2S+ Alliance.
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That's crazy.
Why didn't they just come talk to me?
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I helped rhinestone their flag.
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- They think you're homophobic now.
- What? Why?
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They think that you
don't believe in lesbians.
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Oh, come on.
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- That was taken out of context.
- What context was it in?
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Just I was having
a regular conversation with Gwen.
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And I was telling her I have
a hard time believing that lesbians
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aren't attracted to men.
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Okay. So you're saying...
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Powderpuff is this old boomer tradition
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where the boys
get to make fun of the girls.
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And more importantly,
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these football players
are "gender-switching" as a joke
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when there are people in this school
who are actually nonbinary or trans.
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- And that is not a joke.
- Pablo.
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Wake up.
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Is anybody actually upset about it?
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Like, in my experience,
if men wanna dress up as women,
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- you should just let them.
- Let my boys have fun.
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I actually love Powderpuff
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because the boys have to admit
how hard our cheers are.
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Becca, you literally quit cheerleading.
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Yeah, because I literally died for
three minutes last year. I went to hell.
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Stop talking about that.
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I've never liked Powderpuff, personally.
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- Why, Jeff?
- It sickens me.
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- The beauty is too intense.
- That's crazy.
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Who here is in the LGBTQIA2S+ Alliance?
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Okay. Look, if you guys had come to me,
I would have gently reminded you
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that while your hearts
may be in the right place,
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in actuality, you're banning a drag
performance at a school in the South.
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- Ooh!
- Stop being a contrarian.
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You know, it's bullshit
that these cool jock kids
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get to dress however they want
and everybody loves it.
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They're doing it as a joke.
It's not like real authentic drag.
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So, you guys just want the boys
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to be authentic and respectful
in their performance.
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That would make you happy?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Sure.
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Okay. Good to know.
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- Yes, Tiffany.
- This is literally book club.
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Like, why are we talking about this?
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- [sighs, inhales]
- So, when you talk to the boys
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just, like, keep it base level,
keep it easy.
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- They're new to all this.
- All right. I got it. Yeah.
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[Evan] They're gonna be maybe shocked.
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You still do those, uh, poetry jams?
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[Evan] No, that was just at A&M.
I stopped after college.
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Oh. I miss those college parties.
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I remember you, like, refused
to take photos with a digital camera.
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You'd be like, "I only use real film."
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- Right. Right. Right.
- And you had that mullet.
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I'm much less of a loser now.
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- And what do you do here? Oh.
- I teach English.
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Hey, guys.
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Um, I would like to introduce you today
to a very special friend of mine.
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This is Shazam.
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Hello, hello, my little babies. Hello.
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- Hi, Shazam.
- [dispirited] Hi.
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Shazam was the queen of drag
back in college.
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And now, she has a long-running show
in Austin called Woman of La Mancha.
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That actually got canceled. The show
is now called Drink Ticket Tuesday.
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When you are old enough to drink,
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maybe you can go check that out,
or don't tell anybody I said that.
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So, are you, like, a dude?
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I'm like a dude.
Yeah, I'm cool like you guys.
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I'm a cool dude. I sit home.
I wear tube socks.
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I blow my nose. I have hair.
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But when she's dressed like this,
she is Shazam.
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When I'm dressed like this,
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I'm your mama.
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Okay.
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Quick question: Does anybody own a ferret?
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- Do they have ferrets?
- I'm just trying to connect with the kids.
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- They're not eight.
- I don't know how old they are.
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Here's the deal, guys.
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Shazam is gonna teach you guys
the proper way to dress like a girl.
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The right way. You know, it's a little bit
like if you're gonna drink
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or experiment with drugs,
I'd rather you do it in the house.
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That's not a great example.
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But she and I, we're gonna be
your coaches in this.
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Them, like, real titties?
Or, like, what you got going on?
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Honey. No, this is a breastplate.
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It looks great, right? Very realistic.
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- Yeah, it looks awesome.
- We call it a titty bib.
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And this is a lace-front wig.
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- My mom has that.
- Okay.
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So, is there, like, a titty bib for
your dick too? Or, like, where's that at?
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Yes, I am tucked.
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- It's like a jockstrap or like a cup.
- It just kind of… [pops lips]
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- [Tray] Does it pop in?
- Yeah, I tie it
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on the end of a ping-pong ball
and shove it up my ass.
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Don't laugh. That's rude.
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Yeah. No, no. You guys can laugh.
This is what I'm saying.
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Shazam is very funny.
Drag can be very funny.
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So, if you guys, for this Powderpuff
performance, instead of doing joke drag
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or half drag or just
the cheerleading outfits,
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if you just do authentic,
real drag like this,
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then the LGBTQ Alliance cannot be upset.
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So, you want us dress like this?
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Oh, honey. I don't think
you have the balls to dress like this.
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- Ooh!
- Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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And that... This is good.
This is the thing.
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She just read you,
and you can read her back and...
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- And I'm an accelerated reader, Tray.
- Damn.
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Drag is about self-expression.
About being larger than life.
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Shazam used to have a motto in college,
used to say, "We don't mark it, baby"...
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- We do everything full-out.
- "We go full-out."
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- What is "mark it"?
- It's like...
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When you don't go
all the way on something.
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Yeah, it's like,
one, two, three, four. [grunts]
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You know, you wanna be like...
[makes whooshing sound]
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Like when you don't hustle in football.
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Oh. Okay.
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We're gonna go all out.
You guys on board? Maybe?
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Mmm…
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[Tray sighs] Fuck it.
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It's my senior year.
Let's get it for Coach Shazam.
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- Yeah!
- Let's go.
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- Whoo!
- Yeah!
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- Coach Shazam.
- Coach. Yeah.
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- [woofing]
- [Shazam] Okay. Uh... Oh...
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Sarah, you hold the ball,
you're gonna hike it to...
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- To who?
- To the quarterback.
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To the quarterback. Yes, amazing. Great.
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Once you catch it, you're just
gonna throw it to... Who?
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- To the receiver.
- [Gwen] Ella, catch it.
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Yes, I love this!
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Okay. So, once you catch it...
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Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ah, ah!
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I know this. You guys
are all gonna tackle her, okay?
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- You're gonna get her.
- Wait, are...
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Put your body into her! Chest forward!
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- Wait.
- Wait, aren't we playing flag football?
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- Yes. Yes.
- No. What?
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- Flag football.
- No.
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- Why wouldn't they play tackle football?
- So they don't injure themselves
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- or each other.
- Are you kidding?
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- No.
- I mean, God, here we go.
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Girls aren't allowed to hurt anyone.
This is why we get kidnapped.
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Someone says, "Get in my car,"
we go along with it
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'cause we don't wanna hurt their feelings,
and it turns out to be the killer.
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This is a football field. It's a game.
We're not worried about killers.
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- You're not.
- Excuse me?
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Coach Hillridge, you can
walk to your car alone at night
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without thinking
that someone's gonna kill you.
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You can walk alone
to your car tonight as well.
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00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,888
- Just don't park in a shit neighborhood.
- Okay, okay.
232
00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:16,849
- You're kidding, right?
- I'm not.
233
00:09:16,932 --> 00:09:18,559
I'm a 110-pound girl.
234
00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:20,644
The whole world
is a bad neighborhood to me.
235
00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:21,847
- That part.
- You know what?
236
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,106
I don't think you know
what it's like to be a woman.
237
00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:27,276
- That's not the point.
- Your biggest fear is getting made fun of.
238
00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:29,361
Our biggest fear
is getting raped and killed.
239
00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,780
Whoa! Whoa, whoa.
The girls do not need to hear about this.
240
00:09:31,864 --> 00:09:33,574
They hear about this all the time.
241
00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:36,410
When I toured Texas State,
this is, like, all they talked about.
242
00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,304
Did they show you where
all those emergency poles are
243
00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,889
in case you're getting
serial killed at college?
244
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,582
- Yeah, they had to.
- Exactly.
245
00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:42,916
Okay. First and foremost,
246
00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,228
we're not talking about
getting serial killed at college.
247
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,296
This is Powderpuff. This is fun, okay?
248
00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:50,382
How do you expect them
to defend themselves on the field…
249
00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:52,342
- Mmm.
- …lf they can't defend themselves
250
00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:53,343
out in the world?
251
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:56,281
How are they gonna defend themselves
against someone like the Highway Killer?
252
00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:58,223
- Oh, my God.
- Who's the Highway Killer?
253
00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:01,894
The podcast. The Highway Killer:
Murder at the Speed of Death.
254
00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:03,145
Yeah. It's really good.
255
00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:05,108
- The chemistry between the two of them.
- Yeah.
256
00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:07,399
- The way they're making each other laugh.
- I know.
257
00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,169
- What's it called?
- [Sarah] The Highway Killer.
258
00:10:09,193 --> 00:10:13,030
Okay, wait... Yeah, I'll give it a go.
Why not? 302 episodes.
259
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,198
By the way, routes.
260
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:17,117
Oh, yeah. Run routes, guys. Get it.
261
00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:19,411
I asked you not to get involved.
262
00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,496
Grant, if you're teaching
somebody to play piano,
263
00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:22,640
who do you get to help them?
264
00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:23,665
A piano teacher.
265
00:10:23,749 --> 00:10:25,476
If you're teaching guys
to dress up like girls...
266
00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,420
I'm getting calls from the parents.
I don't know who this person is.
267
00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:30,384
She could be a lunatic.
She could be a criminal.
268
00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:33,193
Because she happens to be a drag queen,
she's a lunatic and a criminal?
269
00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:35,195
- Are you hearing yourself?
- That's not what I mean.
270
00:10:35,219 --> 00:10:38,019
You can't bring in strangers to teach
at the school. You can't do that.
271
00:10:38,055 --> 00:10:41,058
I was trying to satisfy
the LGBTQIA2S+ Alliance.
272
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,810
Why? Why succumb to the whims
of these four gay kids?
273
00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:46,813
- I never said that.
- There's at least eight of them, right?
274
00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:48,232
You just listen to them complain.
275
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,126
You don't have to do anything
about their problems.
276
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,195
- I thought their concerns were valid.
- Valid? Here's what's valid.
277
00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,278
Those football players' parents
are gonna be there.
278
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,402
Superintendent Boone will be there.
And this is what they're expecting to see.
279
00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,178
- What is this?
- I'll read along, all right?
280
00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:04,414
"Appropriate and approved attire for
the Powderpuff halftime performance:"
281
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:07,000
- hair ties, face glitter, nail polish…
- Polish.
282
00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:09,294
…cheerleading outfits."
This is ridiculous.
283
00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:12,214
It needs to be cute. It needs to be fun.
Everybody's gonna be happy.
284
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,383
We're gonna have a great time.
No one gets fired.
285
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,677
Think of your job, Evan.
Think of your job.
286
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,416
So, ladies, you got these flags.
287
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:22,599
If someone's trying to get your flag,
I'm thinking it's a lot of this.
288
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:25,352
It's in the hips. Try it.
If someone's trying to get you
289
00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,771
- and you're juking...
- Stop. Stop what you're doing. Stop.
290
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,899
I listened to, like, eight episodes
of that podcast you told me about,
291
00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:33,527
and I couldn't care less
about y'all running plays,
292
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,404
running out routes, in routes, posts.
293
00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:39,825
I care more about you not ending up in
tiny little pieces in someone's freezer.
294
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:43,662
We need to forget about football
and teach these girls self-defense.
295
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,914
- Wow, Markie.
- Yeah. Looks like I'm a feminist now.
296
00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:47,082
You're a feminist?
297
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,917
Only when it comes to female violence.
298
00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:51,920
I still feel the same way about equal pay.
Some people just work harder.
299
00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:53,714
I mean, show me a woman who's a CEO.
300
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,132
Elizabeth Holmes.
301
00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:01,555
Okay, we are doing
female self-defense 101, right now.
302
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:02,931
I just want to play football.
303
00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:04,808
- Then you can leave.
- Fuck out of here.
304
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:08,103
Guys, I hate to break it to you.
We got some bad news.
305
00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:10,772
I got this email from the school board.
306
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:14,026
This is a list of things
that have been approved
307
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,962
- for the boys' Powderpuff performance.
- [murmuring]
308
00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:19,740
Needless to say, the things we've been
doing in here are not on this list,
309
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:22,117
- and they wanna kick Shazam out.
- What?
310
00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:24,286
First my sister's baby shower, now this.
311
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:25,829
You guys want me to read this list?
312
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,581
- Hell no.
- No. Nah.
313
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,416
Okay. Why don't I just…
314
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:32,628
- [Tray] Mmm…
- Yeah.
315
00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:35,631
[cheering]
316
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,090
- [Tray] Whose house?
- Our house!
317
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,467
- Whose house?
- Our house!
318
00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:42,054
[Shazam] It's our house!
319
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:45,599
[Shazam] These will fit better
if you really just, like, stretch it.
320
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,644
Love. And then this. There we go.
321
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,854
- Yeah!
- It's actually a bra,
322
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,649
but I wear mine as a sleep mask
when I fly coach.
323
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:56,292
Okay, Coach Hillridge,
you're walking to your car alone at night.
324
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:57,629
- Where are your keys?
- Front pocket.
325
00:12:57,653 --> 00:12:59,238
Wrong. Attacker, boom, you're dead.
326
00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:02,533
Take your keys, put 'em right between
your fingers like Wolverine.
327
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:03,909
It's gonna get him good.
328
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,578
What kind of girls you run with
that you've never seen a bra?
329
00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,830
["Gloria" plays]
330
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:11,291
[Shazam] Step together,
step together, step together.
331
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:16,964
Come on, boys. A little more sashay,
a little less shantay.
332
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:20,259
Do you see the way she just did this?
She was like… You know what I mean?
333
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,845
That is, what do we call it?
Marking it. She was marking it.
334
00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:25,240
You're a beautiful single female.
There's a note on your car.
335
00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:27,116
Probably from an admirer.
Let's see what it's about.
336
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,518
Distraction means death. You're done.
337
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,311
Ah…
338
00:13:31,395 --> 00:13:32,729
Sway. Sway.
339
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:33,814
Will you marry me?
340
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:34,940
Yes, of course.
341
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,024
Boom, you're dead.
342
00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:38,193
Your husband's
the most likely person to kill you.
343
00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:39,903
Let me see the hands like this.
344
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,406
We saw a nipple.
Now we've been disqualified.
345
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,169
- Killer's dead.
- [Markie] Check the pulse.
346
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:46,135
- He tricked you, now you're dead.
- [Markie grunts]
347
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,202
Ah, ah, ah.
348
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,997
Okay. Can I see you try that? Yes.
349
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,331
You're dead so is your family.
350
00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:53,125
Boom. You're dead. Boom! You're dead.
351
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,918
[grunting]
352
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:58,172
Ah. Ah. Ah!
353
00:13:58,255 --> 00:13:59,840
Ah. Ah.
354
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,093
Ah.
355
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:05,345
Evan, I think they're ready.
356
00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,973
Markie, seriously,
you've done such a good job today.
357
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,892
- I'm so proud of you.
- My eyes are open.
358
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,695
- I've learned a lot, you know.
- Thank you.
359
00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:13,187
- Hey.
- Give me a little hug.
360
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,938
- My buddy.
- Indeed.
361
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,648
Chloroform. Boom, he's dead.
362
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:19,026
Okay, then you all get in a line
and then I come out,
363
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:21,486
and then I hit the audience
with a huge death drop, right?
364
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:24,406
So, it's like left leg out,
right leg back, bam!
365
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,241
I don't know. I think it might be better
366
00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:28,619
to just leave the drag performing
to the kids.
367
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,455
No, Mr. Marquez.
We want Shazam until the very end.
368
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,332
She steps our pussy up.
369
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:36,460
Okay. If you guys want Shazam
to do a death drop,
370
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,879
Shazam can do a death drop
at the end of the performance.
371
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,631
Brayden, you wanna count us out?
372
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,008
Full-out on three. One, two, three!
373
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,676
- Full-out!
- Full-out!
374
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,261
[Jason] Let's go, bitches.
375
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,640
Uh, same time tomorrow, guys.
376
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,058
[Shazam] Good hustle.
377
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,901
I think we're doing
a really good thing here.
378
00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:56,146
- Me too.
- Is this your iPhone charger?
379
00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:57,606
- No, I don't think so.
- Okay.
380
00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,734
Well, I'm gonna go to the bathroom,
because I need to untuck.
381
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,611
Mama is in pain.
382
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,196
Okay. Take all the time you need.
383
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:07,559
If you see a bald guy who looks like he's
gonna kill himself, that's the principal.
384
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:08,825
Just walk the other way.
385
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,625
Keith, you left your duffel bag.
386
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:20,170
This thing is getting heavier and heavier.
What do you keep in there?
387
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,548
- It's fucking wigs, man.
- What is this?
388
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,383
- Some wigs.
- What's in your trunk?
389
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,556
You're stealing from the school?
390
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,432
No, this is stuff I've owned before.
391
00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:36,061
Stuff you've owned before.
What does that even mean?
392
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,605
Oh, my God. What is in this?
393
00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:42,901
Ferret food from Miss Mallory's class?
394
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,404
I have children to feed, Evan. Okay?
395
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,489
You feed your children ferret food?
396
00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:50,409
My ferrets are my kids, Evan.
I don't have a school full of 'em.
397
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,178
We have to get
this fucking stuff back inside.
398
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,704
- Which stuff?
- All of it.
399
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,831
- I'll help.
- No, you can't help.
400
00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,666
You're a fucking thief. Do you understand?
401
00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:00,520
I vouched for you with the principal.
I should call the cops right now.
402
00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:03,505
Oh, the principal?
God, you used to be so punk rock, man.
403
00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:04,715
I don't know. You changed.
404
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,717
You are so fucked up.
405
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:08,862
Anyway, I'll see you at rehearsal.
406
00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:11,180
No, you won't
because you're... you're fired.
407
00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:14,057
People are obsessed
with saying that to me.
408
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,810
- We need those printers.
- Peace out, Evan.
409
00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:20,230
People have to print things
at this school.
410
00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:23,400
Thank God you can't fit
a fucking copy machine in that trunk.
411
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,279
[Grant] "Ten printers, laser and inkjet."
412
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:30,240
"Five laptops, framed picture of me." Hmm?
413
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:34,536
"An American flag, an abacus,
45 pounds of ferret food,
414
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:37,831
iPhone chargers, 20 to 30 iPhone"...
No one can find their iPhone chargers.
415
00:16:37,915 --> 00:16:40,125
Oh, and a student lent Shazam $300.
416
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,045
Well, they're not getting it back.
417
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:46,256
Look, there was no way of knowing,
really, that she was...
418
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:49,134
No, there's no way of knowing?
Your friend Keith has a record, Evan.
419
00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:51,011
- We're talking grand larceny here.
- Right.
420
00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:53,138
A criminal drag queen
was brought into the school.
421
00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:56,183
You basically conjured a conservative
talking point out of thin air.
422
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,811
Did you not even think to check
his... her background?
423
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,563
No, this was an old friend. I...
424
00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:04,525
No, no, because you were so consumed
with your little mission, right?
425
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:06,318
Okay, well, congratulations, Evan.
426
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,654
Congratulations.
You... You... You succeeded.
427
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,156
Oh, God.
428
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:14,159
I am canceling
the Powderpuff boys' performance.
429
00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:15,786
- Why?
- A three-minute skit
430
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,246
isn't worth the hassle.
431
00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:18,497
It's already too much.
432
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,541
I'm getting texts from the LGTBQ kids.
433
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:22,685
I don't even know how they got
my personal phone number.
434
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,671
And with Superintendent Boone
being there, no, no, no, no, no.
435
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:28,215
Do you understand how big this issue is?
436
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:31,093
This isn't just about a little skit
at a football game.
437
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,553
This is about drag.
438
00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:35,305
Yeah, you... you made it about drag.
439
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,433
- [fizzing]
- [Grant sighs]
440
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,395
Purr.
441
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:42,896
Wait. So she had a record?
442
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:45,983
Yeah. I mean, you can just
never predict that someone has
443
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:49,695
three DUls and is permanently banned
from the Austin Zoo.
444
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,196
- We gotta go there.
- We do.
445
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,757
We've got to go there. Don't forget that.
446
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:54,157
The point is, I didn't know.
447
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:57,619
It's awful that it's over, you know.
It's just, like, it's over. It's over.
448
00:17:57,703 --> 00:17:59,538
I guess the girls' football game
will be fun.
449
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,874
Yeah. I don't know
how much football they learned,
450
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:04,918
but they're not gonna get killed
at a highway rest stop.
451
00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:06,253
I can guarantee it.
452
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:07,856
I think I'm not gonna go to the game...
453
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,715
You gotta come to the football game.
454
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:12,134
I don't know. It's so sad now.
455
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,737
It would mean a lot to me that you come
and you're just in the stand.
456
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,305
- I worked really hard.
- Yeah.
457
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,182
You can bring a book
and just, like, chill.
458
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:19,808
- Yeah, I'll go.
- Thank you.
459
00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:20,893
Goddamn it!
460
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,144
Is that Nick out there?
461
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:23,562
Yeah, he's working on the pool.
462
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:26,565
What is he doing again?
He's building a pool by hand?
463
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:29,586
We're, like, basically saving so much
money because he doesn't need bulldozers.
464
00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:32,696
He doesn't need people. He just needs
himself and shovels and all that stuff...
465
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,656
That sounds so crazy.
466
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,950
No, it's just concrete
and digging, I think.
467
00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:40,078
And then, once it's done,
it's gonna get listed on Swimply.
468
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,914
What's the word that you're saying?
469
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:44,499
Swimply's an app where you list
your pool and your backyard
470
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:48,587
and you rent it for hours to people,
strangers, and they pay you.
471
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,339
- While you're home?
- While we're home,
472
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:52,902
and then you charge more if they come in
and use your bathroom.
473
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,301
Well, good for you.
474
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,862
I'll get him to explain it to you. Nick!
475
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:57,489
- You don't need to get him...
- No, no. Nick!
476
00:18:57,513 --> 00:18:59,115
- You don't have to come!
- [Gwen] You do...
477
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,141
- [Evan] Hey, Nick.
- [Nick] Hey.
478
00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:03,060
- [Gwen] Hi.
- Hey, babe. What's up?
479
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:06,063
- I was just bragging about the pool.
- Yeah. Yeah.
480
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:10,275
I mean, look, it's like nobody
in this neighborhood is on Swimply.
481
00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:12,569
They have pools,
but they're not on the app.
482
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:14,253
But I was at Trader Joe's the other day,
483
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,519
and I think my neighbor heard me
talking to you about it,
484
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:17,824
so this is like a rushed dig.
485
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:19,201
It's gonna be a rushed dig.
486
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,620
All right. Well, I support that.
487
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,306
I think it's cool. I think it's inspiring.
488
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,040
It's so much fun.
I gotta get back outside.
489
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,250
Okay, bye.
490
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,293
My little pool man.
491
00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:30,462
- Nice to see you.
- [Nick] Good to see you, Evan.
492
00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:32,005
You guys are so cute.
493
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:34,883
It's so good that he has this though
'cause he needs to be distracted,
494
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:37,803
'cause the looking for
a job thing was a lot.
495
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,184
[crowd chattering]
496
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:47,396
Get the fuck back!
497
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,314
[whistle blows]
498
00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:50,607
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah. Yes.
499
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:52,526
- Do we get points for that?
- We do. We do.
500
00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,069
Go for one! Yeah!
501
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,904
- Oh, God.
- Yeah. Yeah.
502
00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:57,322
[Harry] Evan.
503
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:59,241
- [Evan] Oh, hey.
- Hey. [chuckles]
504
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:01,469
- [Evan] How's it going?
- Good, and you? Good to see you.
505
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:05,289
Hey, do you know anybody who has,
like, 20 printers I could use?
506
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:07,916
That's funny.
507
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,251
[Rick] Hey, hey, hey.
508
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:11,128
Oh. This is Superintendent Boone.
509
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,714
This is our college counselor, Rick.
510
00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:15,299
It's a pleasure to meet you, Rick.
511
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,843
As long as you don't ask me
for a raise, that is.
512
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:19,720
- [Grant chuckles]
- [chuckling]
513
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:23,599
Actually, if I can grab five to chat
about that with you, that would be sick.
514
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,976
Maybe we hit up Ruth's Chris, fellas?
515
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,394
[whistle blows]
516
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:30,022
All right, whatever. I'm gonna head home.
517
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:31,857
- Nice to see you.
- Yeah? You're out?
518
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,358
- Yeah.
- Okay.
519
00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:35,944
- [horns honking]
- Oh. What's happening here?
520
00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:38,280
[cheering, whooping]
521
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,785
- Evan, what the hell is going on?
- They did this themselves.
522
00:20:43,869 --> 00:20:45,996
I did... Was not involved with this.
523
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,956
Hey, yo, let me ask you something.
524
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:49,583
Do we offend you?
525
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,085
Someone taught us something.
526
00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:54,922
That even if things don't go
your way or work out,
527
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:56,882
we don't mark it.
528
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,051
We go full-out, baby.
529
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:02,095
Thank you, Coach Marquez.
530
00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:04,515
And even if you don't understand
what I'm talking about,
531
00:21:04,598 --> 00:21:06,600
then you about to learn.
532
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,644
- You bitches ready?
- Ready!
533
00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:10,771
One, two, three, four.
534
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,273
["The Warrior" plays]
535
00:21:14,358 --> 00:21:18,403
[singer vocalizing]
536
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:20,072
[laughs]
537
00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:22,032
[vocalizing continues]
538
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,537
[crowd cheering]
539
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:30,582
♪ You run, run, run away ♪
540
00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:33,335
♪ It's your heart that you betray ♪
541
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:36,588
Yes!
542
00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:42,302
Marquez! Markie, control your players!
543
00:21:42,386 --> 00:21:44,763
Who do you think gave them
the keys to the cart?
544
00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:47,057
Let the girls dance.
545
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,309
- Whoo!
- Hell yeah, Markie!
546
00:21:49,393 --> 00:21:52,104
Hey, man. Powderpuff is tradition.
547
00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:53,647
♪ …your heart's still wild ♪
548
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:56,400
♪ Shootin' at the walls of heartache ♪
549
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,026
- ♪ Bang, bang ♪
- Whoo!
550
00:21:58,110 --> 00:21:59,361
♪ I am the warrior ♪
551
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:01,154
Yo, yo, yo. It's time for the death drop.
552
00:22:01,238 --> 00:22:02,239
[Markie] You're in!
553
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:05,158
♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪
554
00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:06,660
♪ And heart-to-heart you'll win ♪
555
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:09,037
[shrieks] Yeah!
556
00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:11,290
♪ Heart-to-heart you'll win ♪
557
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:14,042
- [loud crack]
- [gasping, groaning]
558
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:16,795
[grunting]
559
00:22:17,838 --> 00:22:19,047
[grunts]
560
00:22:19,131 --> 00:22:22,050
♪ If you survive ♪
561
00:22:22,134 --> 00:22:25,429
- [woofing, cheering]
- [Tray] Yeah!
562
00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:28,307
I am so sorry.
I did not expect this to happen.
563
00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:30,601
Are you kidding?
564
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:33,061
It was funny as hell. [laughs]
565
00:22:33,145 --> 00:22:37,816
Back in my day when we did Powderpuff,
they told us to go whole hog.
566
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:42,029
That was whole hog and an extra ham hock
for good measure. [laughs]
567
00:22:42,112 --> 00:22:45,282
[Gwen, Powderpuff football team
cheering, whooping]
568
00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:53,332
[woofing, cheering]
569
00:22:57,628 --> 00:23:02,633
♪ Shootin' at the walls of heartache ♪
570
00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:04,551
They actually fucking did it.
571
00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:07,221
Work.
572
00:23:07,304 --> 00:23:09,223
♪ I am the warrior ♪
573
00:23:09,306 --> 00:23:12,768
♪ And heart-to-heart you'll win ♪
574
00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:15,979
♪ Heart-to-heart you'll win ♪
575
00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:19,483
♪ If you survive ♪
576
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:21,276
♪ The warrior ♪
577
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,571
♪ The warrior ♪
578
00:23:24,655 --> 00:23:27,533
♪ Shootin' at the walls of heartache ♪
579
00:23:27,616 --> 00:23:29,117
♪ Bang, bang ♪
580
00:23:29,201 --> 00:23:32,496
♪ I am the warrior ♪
581
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:35,332
♪ Shootin' at the walls of heartache ♪
582
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:36,792
♪ Bang, bang ♪
583
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:40,170
♪ I am the warrior ♪
584
00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:43,090
♪ Shootin' at the walls of heartache ♪
585
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:44,591
♪ Bang, bang ♪
586
00:23:44,675 --> 00:23:47,219
♪ I am the warrior ♪
587
00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:51,640
♪ Yes, I am the warrior ♪
588
00:23:51,723 --> 00:23:56,019
♪ And victory is mine ♪
589
00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:57,479
♪ Shootin' at the walls ♪
590
00:23:57,563 --> 00:23:59,064
♪ The warrior ♪
591
00:24:00,399 --> 00:24:03,360
♪ I am the warrior ♪
592
00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:06,113
♪ Shootin' at the walls of heartache… ♪
48031
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