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捂这么严实不嫌热
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刮胡子刮破了
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不是
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那怎么弄的
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你说呢
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还不是你找来的大姐
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都怪你
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引狼入室
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才挠破点皮
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她已经够手下留情了
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一个战队没几头狼
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将来怎么打比赛 怎么夺冠
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忍忍吧
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小北
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你能先心疼心疼我吗
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还想着夺冠
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做梦吧你
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你现在连人都凑不齐了
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什么意思
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小四石头他们几个全跑了
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实在受不了你请来的那位大姐
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我说真的
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要不是因为你我也跑了
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你真厉害
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找来一个人 气走三个
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这下好了
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人都凑不齐了
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走就走吧
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那几个人留着也是当替补
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等等
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百人联赛总得要五个人报名吧
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你再牛能一只手打一台机器吗
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好
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就算你可以
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那组委会让吗
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所以还是跟我赶紧回去
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把那大姐赶走
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我去把那哥几个请回来
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没剩几天了
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你等一下
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程浩
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你是不是非得留着那大姐
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要想出线
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必须留下她
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行
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存着
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证明兄弟我
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为你圆梦也是流过血的
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路小北
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就此别过 祝你幸福
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路小北你变了
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你都不喊我留下来
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你怎么不按套路出牌
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好
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你就是我的唯一
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行了
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有这功夫和精力
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干点正事
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大哥 我也想干点正经的
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可是现在离百城报名截止
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只剩二十多天了
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真的找不到人了
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你说怎么办
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我听你的
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宁江这么大
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总有那么一两头独狼
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那么一两个想要转会的
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想办法联络联络他们
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这是高一的卷子
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说明不了任何事
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你那个时候能考好
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为什么现在不可以
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你哥哥当初也打游戏
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但是他的学习一直很拔尖
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什么都没有耽误过
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你那么聪明
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老师不要求你考个重点大学
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但是至少也考个一类本科
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您太看得起我了
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就算我考上了一类本科
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毕业了我还得找工作
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您觉得哪家公司
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会愿意收一个像我这样的瘸子
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如果你打游戏失败了呢
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如果成为不了职业选手怎么办
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这不可能
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我一定会成为职业选手
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你可以打游戏
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但是我有个条件
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在你的游戏世界里
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你可以尽情施展你的才华
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但是在我的游戏世界里
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也请你成为一个优秀的玩家
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您是要套路我吗
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那你接受吗
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那我也有一个条件
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你说
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先给我换一个同桌
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跟那个人在一块
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我真没办法学习
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报告
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请进
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白老师
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能不能给我换个同桌
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你们两个有什么矛盾吗
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没有
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那为什么要换座位
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作息习惯不一致
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不是一路人
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可以给你们换座位
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但不是现在
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班里正要组织互助小组
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就从你们两个开始
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小北
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你负责帮助楚歌学习
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提高她的学习成绩
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我不跟他一组
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老师
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您让倒数第二给倒数第一补课
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等补好了
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我们俩也是并列倒数第二
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那是并列倒数第一
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这脑子
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不要随便瞧不起别人
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更不要轻易看不起自己
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你们两个还是很有潜力的
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我相信你们可以做得更好
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楚歌
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小北的腿不好
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需要做康复训练
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防止肌肉萎缩
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这方面你是专家
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从现在开始
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课下的时间多帮帮他
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我再说一遍
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同学之间要取长补短
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互相帮助 共同进步
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我练得狠 就他这身板
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我怕给他练废了
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您听到没
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我俩真合不来
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直接换座
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给她换一个成绩好的同桌
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我警告你们
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就凭你俩现在这个表现
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教导主任都已经盯上你们了
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你们自己掂量掂量
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您放心
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我们一定团结友爱
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一起进步
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路小北
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干嘛
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咱们俩聊聊
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这就开始互帮互助了吗
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对啊 趁早嘛
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不上自习
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一大早告我黑状
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是不是你腿断了
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就见不得别人有双好腿
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随你怎么想
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随我怎么想
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前天扔我鞋今天告我状
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你真是又瘸又贱
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我要是不给你点教训
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你以后还得坑人
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楚歌 你冷静
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你要是把我推出事了
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倒霉的是你
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你自己掉下去的关我什么事
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你自己看
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想清楚了
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我这一嗓子喊下去
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你就等着被退学吧
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行 你等着
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我保证好好训练
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我让你这辈子也忘不了
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学雷锋做好事
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让腿脚不方便的同学
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先放学回家行不行
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你先做做好事
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题不会做给讲讲
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哪道题
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所有的
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都写完了 拿去抄
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幂指数运算
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我也看不懂
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不用看懂
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能看清就行
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你都这么帮我了
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我也是时候好好帮帮你了
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人家运动员喝蛋白粉和氮泵
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你倒好
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喝糖水
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试一下 能站起来吗
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我查过了
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你这属于神经性下肢瘫痪
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其实骨头早就长好了
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就是因为长期缺乏锻炼
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导致的肌肉萎缩
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神经退化
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你别把轮椅推走
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推回来
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快点
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我不跟你开玩笑
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我知道我自己什么毛病
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来吧
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一会儿
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我发力 你抵抗
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采用多角度等长收缩的方式
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锻炼你的股四头肌腿大肌
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还有腓肠肌
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以及下肢肌肉群
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不就是复健那一套
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来吧
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你这是在干嘛
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你要把我腿掰断
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哪有你这么练的
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在我这儿就得这么练
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我抗议
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你这就是奔着把我练废去的
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抗议无效
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如果你想站起来就得这么练
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疼
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疼
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等一下 楚歌同学
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锻炼 讲究的是循序渐进
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我已经瘫了十年了
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我从来没有这么练过
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明天我要是下不了床
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我怎么上学
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你哪儿那么多废话
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我发力
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你抵抗
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来
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不行
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你发的力
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我真抵抗不住
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刚刚进行完的这场
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超级杯半决赛中
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引力队友之间的配合
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相当给力
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这一场引力战队完全吊打了对手
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顺利进入超级杯的决赛
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今年刚刚加入到战队的新人King
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再次成为全场最佳选手
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重点是他才刚刚十九岁
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他的上限究竟在哪里
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是一个未知数
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我们只知道
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照这样打下去
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他会成为下一届金枪王的
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有力竞争者
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你找死
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你下来
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我在这边吹风关你什么事
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你在哪儿吹风不行你在这儿吹风
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你看看你这竹竿身材
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风再大点把你吹下去
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警察还找我麻烦呢
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行了 别藏了
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不就是眼睛哭肿了吗
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没事
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你那眼镜片挡得住
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我看不见
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我也不会多问你
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你要是想哭
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你就进屋继续哭
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我就玩游戏带耳机
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听不见
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你的时间多宝贵
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你多花时间看书不行啊
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研究研究你那个保研
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是不是你保研没保上
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他们故意的
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他们私下拉票抢了我的保研资格
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你也可以拉票
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我靠成绩保研
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我不搞歪门邪道
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这怎么能叫歪门邪道
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跟身边的人搞好关系
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这叫做情商
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也叫一种能力
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你说你
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搁着你那个宿舍不住
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你非得搬这来
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这说明什么
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说明你跟你舍友关系不好
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就这么几个人你都相处不好
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你以后怎么混社会
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你是不是压根儿就没想过
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以后找个工作养活自己
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我跟你说
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游戏有游戏的规则
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社会也有社会的规则
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每个人都扮演不同的角色
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你看看我
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我现在扮演的是什么
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是父母的好儿子
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单位的好员工
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我不演得挺好的吗
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我再奉劝你一句
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如果你不想你人生的路
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越走越窄的话
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你就趁年轻
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赶紧改改你那书呆子的性格
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多找几条退路
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万一考试考砸了
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你还有条退路
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也不至于啃老啃一辈子
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没有万一
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我安蓝不可能考砸
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是
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你也只能考好
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一路到博士毕业
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到那会儿你得有三十好几了吧
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你说你父母造什么孽
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一辈子都添你这大坑里了
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现在又不是封建社会了
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我自己的人生我自己负责
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用不着别人来添
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能给我杯水喝吗
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你真以为
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你不用为你父母将来负责吗
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你的人生
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是他们用一辈子成全的
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我跟你说
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人在年轻的时候
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都觉得自己能改变世界
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你等再过几年
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你才发现你只能改变自己
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来迁就这个世界
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否则你就等着被撞得头破血流
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只要是我想做的事
334
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哪怕撞得头破血流
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我也不会放弃的
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我以前也是跟你一模一样
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那你看现在
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我落到什么好结果了吗
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我跟你说 你就接受现实吧
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小孩子才谈理想
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成年人谈的是生存
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那是你的选择
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我不想为了讨好别人来活着
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行 你爱怎么选怎么选
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咱能不能先进屋再选
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怎么办
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这就是现实
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一道门就把你困住了
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那现在怎么办
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等着
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随缘
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你照照镜子
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看看你自己好不好
354
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这是黄头发
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一天到晚搞得人不人鬼不鬼的
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在我家里
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你把我家风气都搞乱了
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你知道吗
359
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你给我下来 程浩
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我下来怎么了
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你再说一遍
362
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我再说一遍怎么了
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你走开
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不关我
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我没有动
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你自己挣扎的
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苏佳意
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你太有心机了
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你看看你
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你把别人都撵跑了
371
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自己好在这儿撒欢
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你有本事
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你倒是跟我打一场
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来 跟我打一场
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占着茅坑不拉屎
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你倒是不蠢
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还知道自己这儿算是个茅坑
378
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你们两个再大声点
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隔壁就要报警了
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人呢
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全走了
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人家刚想练练枪
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这位姑奶奶倒好
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那小嘴就没停过
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人家受不了抬屁股走人了
386
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我告诉你 小北
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那些滥竽充数的人
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给小兔当陪练都不够的
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我求求你了
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姑奶奶您积点口德行不行
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人家好歹一天天
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随便上千个人头
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甩你几条街 好吗
394
00:18:51,690 --> 00:18:53,810
那种猥琐卖队友
395
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踩着队友尸体上去抢人头的人
396
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我是不会在战斗中
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把后背交给他们的
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你别跟我一天天
399
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耍嘴皮子行不行
400
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你跟我打一场行不行
401
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我求求你虐虐我
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你给我打一场 好吗
403
00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:06,890
我说了 你呢
404
00:19:06,890 --> 00:19:08,690
不配跟小兔打比赛
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小北
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你评评理
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你说句公道话
408
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:16,330
如果连几句冷嘲热讽都受不了
409
00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:18,450
那么他们的心态一定有问题
410
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打比赛心理素质很重要的
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小北 你
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漂亮
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你们 好
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行
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这不行
416
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那不行的
417
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你是坐着轮椅不腰疼
418
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我是冒着挨揍的风险
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把人家请过来
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你们是看都不看
421
00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:35,450
就把人撵跑了
422
00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:37,290
反正一门心思要打职业联赛的人
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是你不是我
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现在
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百城还有不到一个月就开战了
426
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你看谁行你自己去找吧
427
00:19:42,290 --> 00:19:43,930
我是仁至义尽了
428
00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:45,810
有一个现成的
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谁
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王凯
431
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你疯了
432
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王凯是谁 厉害吗
433
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大哥
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你别招他行不行
435
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,610
你知不知道那小心眼
436
00:19:56,610 --> 00:19:58,810
天天扎网吧里成宿成宿的熬
437
00:19:58,810 --> 00:20:00,370
那眼睛就跟要吃人一样
438
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专等着灭你
439
00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:04,770
太好了
440
00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:06,810
我还怕他忘了我
441
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我很期待
442
00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:26,370
这就开始了
443
00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:28,450
废话 这要是路小北
444
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早开始了
445
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我去A点下包
446
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你们准备拦住我
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出来
448
00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:06,450
拦我
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00:21:06,690 --> 00:21:07,410
你去
450
00:21:07,930 --> 00:21:08,570
你怎么不去
451
00:21:08,570 --> 00:21:09,610
太刚了
452
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要不你来引诱 我来击杀
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你怎么不去引诱我来击杀
454
00:21:13,330 --> 00:21:14,370
那就都不去了
455
00:21:14,610 --> 00:21:15,290
这就都不去了
456
00:21:31,010 --> 00:21:31,890
我要安包了
457
00:21:32,930 --> 00:21:33,970
没人拦我吗
458
00:21:53,370 --> 00:21:55,970
凯哥 路小北也没这招
459
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凯哥
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00:22:00,650 --> 00:22:01,850
越练越不行 是吧
461
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咱们再多练练
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练三五个月肯定行
463
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对 肯定行
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再来
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凯哥
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路小北
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你来干嘛
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听说你最近在训练里
469
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一直在扮演我
470
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所以礼尚往来
471
00:22:20,610 --> 00:22:21,490
我也扮演你一次
472
00:22:21,690 --> 00:22:22,610
你到底想干什么
473
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踢馆
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说吧
475
00:22:28,370 --> 00:22:28,970
怎么打
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单挑
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敢吗
478
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灭了你
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一会儿单挑 你上
480
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我
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他会输的很难看的
482
00:22:48,970 --> 00:22:50,610
我就是想让他输的很难看
483
00:23:16,490 --> 00:23:19,050
路小北 你不是单挑吗
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有种别躲
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喵
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喵
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喵
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搞我
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路小北
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王凯 是吧
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输不起
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那换张图
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我代表月亮消灭你
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被一姑娘血虐真是丢人丢到家了
495
00:25:41,730 --> 00:25:42,770
我要是你
496
00:25:42,770 --> 00:25:43,970
我就一头撞死得了
497
00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:46,330
伤害残疾人可是要负刑事责任的
498
00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:48,090
你故意的吧
499
00:25:50,770 --> 00:25:52,250
杀鸡焉用宰牛刀
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你打不过苏佳意就不可能打赢我
501
00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:55,930
回去接着练吧
502
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随时欢迎你再来报仇
503
00:25:58,130 --> 00:26:00,130
不过你下次要是再输的话
504
00:26:00,130 --> 00:26:01,490
我把所有奖杯都给你
505
00:26:02,890 --> 00:26:04,050
我不要那些破玩意
506
00:26:04,770 --> 00:26:05,410
我要你
507
00:26:08,450 --> 00:26:09,370
神经病
508
00:26:10,330 --> 00:26:11,770
别走 王凯
509
00:26:12,410 --> 00:26:13,570
再输了你就到我战队来
510
00:26:13,570 --> 00:26:14,650
我帮你打基础
511
00:26:14,850 --> 00:26:16,970
承认吧 你已经动心了
512
00:26:17,490 --> 00:26:19,010
我等你 王凯
513
00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:21,170
路小北
514
00:26:21,690 --> 00:26:22,930
我想不通
515
00:26:22,930 --> 00:26:24,730
你看上这个家伙身上哪一点了
516
00:26:25,970 --> 00:26:28,290
这小子眼睛里有股狠劲儿
517
00:26:28,290 --> 00:26:29,730
他太想赢了
518
00:26:29,730 --> 00:26:31,210
就像鲨鱼看到血一样
519
00:26:31,970 --> 00:26:33,690
我觉得他有很大的成长空间
520
00:26:33,850 --> 00:26:35,610
一支有拼劲的队伍
521
00:26:35,610 --> 00:26:37,170
需要像他这样的狠角色
522
00:26:40,410 --> 00:26:42,010
我也可以是个狠
523
00:26:44,410 --> 00:26:45,090
角色
524
00:26:46,570 --> 00:26:47,930
你放屁的时候是挺狠的
525
00:26:49,450 --> 00:26:50,330
味道这么大吗
526
00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:52,770
好尴尬 告辞告辞
527
00:27:11,690 --> 00:27:13,330
我不去国企工作
528
00:27:13,330 --> 00:27:14,490
我也不相亲
529
00:27:14,490 --> 00:27:15,810
我要考研
530
00:27:15,810 --> 00:27:17,210
别拿钱来威胁我
531
00:27:17,210 --> 00:27:18,330
生活费不用你们给
532
00:27:18,330 --> 00:27:20,050
我打零工也能养活我自己
533
00:27:20,650 --> 00:27:20,970
喂
534
00:27:21,730 --> 00:27:22,130
喂
535
00:27:29,410 --> 00:27:30,730
我刚回家
536
00:27:30,730 --> 00:27:31,730
你吃饭了吗
537
00:27:32,370 --> 00:27:33,130
给我
538
00:27:34,170 --> 00:27:34,850
什么
539
00:27:34,850 --> 00:27:36,210
我说给我
540
00:27:36,210 --> 00:27:36,610
没事
541
00:27:37,250 --> 00:27:38,410
我可以先帮你垫着
542
00:27:42,930 --> 00:27:44,090
你放心我一分不会少你
543
00:27:55,930 --> 00:27:56,770
我宁江大学的
544
00:27:56,770 --> 00:27:58,170
我化学系的 你哪里的
545
00:27:59,690 --> 00:28:00,930
土木工程系的
546
00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:01,210
对
547
00:28:01,210 --> 00:28:02,330
我是你没关系
548
00:28:04,370 --> 00:28:04,810
对
549
00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:10,890
叔叔 家教我可以的
550
00:28:11,450 --> 00:28:12,450
叔叔 请家教吗
551
00:28:12,450 --> 00:28:14,090
我宁江大学文化系的
552
00:28:14,930 --> 00:28:15,970
叔叔 需要家教吗
553
00:28:15,970 --> 00:28:17,650
我英语四级 你可以看一下
554
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:19,410
叔叔 需要家教吗
555
00:28:30,770 --> 00:28:33,130
叔叔 您需要家教吗
556
00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:35,170
小姑娘 你都能教什么
557
00:28:35,650 --> 00:28:36,690
语数外
558
00:28:36,690 --> 00:28:38,610
我是理化生 什么都可以教
559
00:28:38,610 --> 00:28:40,130
什么都能教 多大了
560
00:28:40,130 --> 00:28:41,690
二十二岁 宁江本地
561
00:28:41,690 --> 00:28:44,410
你在华东财经大学上学啊
562
00:28:44,410 --> 00:28:47,330
我是华东财经大学统计学专业
563
00:28:47,330 --> 00:28:48,450
离这儿特别近
564
00:28:48,450 --> 00:28:50,210
叔叔 您孩子现在上几年级
565
00:28:50,210 --> 00:28:50,930
今年高三了
566
00:28:51,210 --> 00:28:53,650
高三 还有八九个月就要高考了
567
00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:55,450
那确实需要加把劲正是时候
568
00:28:55,450 --> 00:28:56,530
加什么劲
569
00:28:56,530 --> 00:28:57,770
我就是找个人
570
00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:58,650
替我儿子写作业
571
00:28:59,170 --> 00:28:59,930
写作业
572
00:29:00,210 --> 00:29:01,210
这么跟你说
573
00:29:01,650 --> 00:29:03,690
我儿子现在跟我学做生意
574
00:29:04,050 --> 00:29:05,290
他也没时间写作业
575
00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:07,690
你说这老师天天叫我到学校去
576
00:29:07,690 --> 00:29:08,690
这不耽误工夫吗
577
00:29:08,890 --> 00:29:09,650
我本来
578
00:29:09,650 --> 00:29:10,690
也没指望他上大学
579
00:29:10,690 --> 00:29:11,730
能够稳稳当当
580
00:29:11,730 --> 00:29:12,930
拿个高中毕业证就够了
581
00:29:13,130 --> 00:29:14,610
其实叔叔
582
00:29:14,610 --> 00:29:17,170
这大学里面的有更广阔的天地
583
00:29:17,170 --> 00:29:18,690
说不定他能在那里面
584
00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:20,250
找到他更喜欢的东西
585
00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:21,650
什么广阔天地
586
00:29:21,650 --> 00:29:22,690
我早就跟我儿子说了
587
00:29:22,690 --> 00:29:23,450
这大学
588
00:29:23,450 --> 00:29:24,250
上不上没什么用
589
00:29:24,250 --> 00:29:25,650
找不到工作的话
590
00:29:25,650 --> 00:29:26,890
那不还得像你们一样吗
591
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:28,690
拿个牌子 做家教
592
00:29:28,690 --> 00:29:29,210
不是
593
00:29:29,210 --> 00:29:31,250
叔叔你怎么能这么教育你的孩子
594
00:29:31,450 --> 00:29:32,690
我怎么教育是我的事
595
00:29:32,690 --> 00:29:34,210
八十块钱写一天作业
596
00:29:34,210 --> 00:29:34,890
干不干
597
00:29:34,890 --> 00:29:35,890
我是来当家教的
598
00:29:35,890 --> 00:29:37,210
不是替别人写作业的
599
00:29:38,370 --> 00:29:38,930
叔叔 我可以
600
00:29:38,930 --> 00:29:40,250
我是宁江大学毕业生
601
00:29:40,290 --> 00:29:41,170
我可以
602
00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:42,130
五十块钱就可以帮你写
603
00:29:42,130 --> 00:29:44,010
四十
604
00:29:44,010 --> 00:29:45,530
就你
605
00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:51,090
你明天还去吗
606
00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:52,450
去
607
00:29:53,330 --> 00:29:55,250
我就不相信我找不到一份工作
608
00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:57,610
不是你找不着工作
609
00:29:58,930 --> 00:30:00,130
是工作配不上你
610
00:30:04,330 --> 00:30:05,450
你说世界这么大
611
00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:08,130
但当你真正要去面对的时候
612
00:30:08,770 --> 00:30:10,650
才发现那里根本就没有你的位置
613
00:30:13,930 --> 00:30:14,930
位置有的是
614
00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:16,850
就看你怎么去发现了
615
00:30:17,290 --> 00:30:18,770
爱因斯坦当年发现
616
00:30:18,770 --> 00:30:20,130
南美洲大陆之前
617
00:30:20,570 --> 00:30:22,410
大家以为大海的那边还是大海
618
00:30:24,210 --> 00:30:25,250
那是哥伦布
619
00:30:32,010 --> 00:30:32,650
都一样
620
00:30:33,330 --> 00:30:34,650
反正你能理解我意思就行
621
00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:38,890
肖枫
622
00:30:39,930 --> 00:30:41,930
你还记得你的第一份工作吗
623
00:30:43,650 --> 00:30:44,490
第一份工作
624
00:30:47,530 --> 00:30:48,090
不记得了
625
00:30:48,490 --> 00:30:50,410
那你总记得你赚的第一笔钱吧
626
00:30:52,090 --> 00:30:52,850
第一笔钱
627
00:30:54,290 --> 00:30:55,730
应该是我初中的时候
628
00:30:56,090 --> 00:30:58,330
帮我们楼下李大爷打斗地主
629
00:30:58,330 --> 00:31:00,890
横扫一片连赢一个下午
630
00:31:00,890 --> 00:31:02,610
李大爷乐得嘴都合不拢了
631
00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:03,570
我们俩五五分
632
00:31:06,530 --> 00:31:07,650
你还有这本事
633
00:31:08,810 --> 00:31:10,210
游戏都是相通的
634
00:31:10,490 --> 00:31:12,210
触类旁通 知道吗
635
00:31:12,210 --> 00:31:12,970
这叫智商
636
00:31:14,050 --> 00:31:16,290
你是不是还参加过什么射击队
637
00:31:16,490 --> 00:31:17,330
不是射击队
638
00:31:17,850 --> 00:31:19,930
那就是战队 玩游戏的
639
00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:22,210
就电子游戏 模拟射击那种
640
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:24,210
不愧是学霸
641
00:31:24,810 --> 00:31:26,090
一说你就能理解
642
00:31:27,530 --> 00:31:29,090
那你现在为什么不打了
643
00:31:29,570 --> 00:31:30,530
你那些队友呢
644
00:31:41,330 --> 00:31:42,170
队友呢
645
00:31:59,970 --> 00:32:01,690
两块钱一小时 十块钱包夜
646
00:32:02,370 --> 00:32:03,250
来看你的
647
00:32:08,090 --> 00:32:08,490
坐
648
00:32:21,730 --> 00:32:23,010
你这儿生意不错
649
00:32:23,570 --> 00:32:25,730
这不要打全国挑战赛吗
650
00:32:25,970 --> 00:32:27,490
全国挑战赛
651
00:32:27,690 --> 00:32:29,010
就这帮歪瓜裂枣
652
00:32:29,410 --> 00:32:30,850
怎么打全国挑战赛
653
00:32:32,090 --> 00:32:32,690
你看
654
00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:34,170
就那四眼
655
00:32:34,610 --> 00:32:35,890
咱们之前把他打哭过多少回
656
00:32:36,690 --> 00:32:38,530
没天赋就别练了
657
00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:41,090
这枪法是靠时间喂出来的
658
00:32:41,090 --> 00:32:43,650
这不好多人包夜在这练枪吗
659
00:32:43,970 --> 00:32:45,490
那要论练枪法
660
00:32:45,490 --> 00:32:47,330
这所有人加一块都没你多
661
00:32:48,690 --> 00:32:49,770
多有什么用
662
00:32:50,890 --> 00:32:51,890
我已经封枪了
663
00:33:13,330 --> 00:33:13,850
那个
664
00:33:17,170 --> 00:33:18,770
我上回不该跟你动手
665
00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:20,690
对不起
666
00:33:26,890 --> 00:33:27,770
行了
667
00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:29,330
咱俩又不是没打过
668
00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:33,010
要不是当年咱们在网吧打架
669
00:33:33,650 --> 00:33:34,690
许蔚过来拉
670
00:33:35,050 --> 00:33:36,290
就没有咱们今天钢镚战队
671
00:33:36,650 --> 00:33:37,210
你说对不对
672
00:33:37,210 --> 00:33:37,730
对
673
00:33:38,410 --> 00:33:38,930
来
674
00:33:39,530 --> 00:33:40,050
来
675
00:33:40,570 --> 00:33:41,530
我一直有个问题
676
00:33:41,810 --> 00:33:42,930
我特别好奇为什么
677
00:33:42,930 --> 00:33:45,050
一直以来我们都叫钢镚战队
678
00:33:45,050 --> 00:33:45,970
你叫钢镚战队
679
00:33:46,490 --> 00:33:47,610
你看咱们队标了吗
680
00:33:48,530 --> 00:33:50,690
咱队标上面有写ONE吗
681
00:33:51,090 --> 00:33:52,530
那是不是就一个数字一
682
00:33:52,850 --> 00:33:53,690
你不叫它钢镚战队
683
00:33:53,690 --> 00:33:54,490
为什么叫钢镚战队
684
00:33:54,770 --> 00:33:55,290
我还纳闷
685
00:33:55,290 --> 00:33:57,170
为什么你们管它叫钢镚战队
686
00:33:57,170 --> 00:33:59,490
那你要是这么说有点道理
687
00:34:04,490 --> 00:34:06,050
又敢逃学出来打游戏
688
00:34:06,610 --> 00:34:07,930
你不是我爸
689
00:34:07,930 --> 00:34:08,650
你是谁啊
690
00:34:09,170 --> 00:34:10,170
兔崽子你给我站住
691
00:34:10,970 --> 00:34:12,050
神经病
692
00:34:17,730 --> 00:34:18,530
天天都这样
693
00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:21,050
全都是想在挑战赛上大展身手
694
00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:21,690
但是你想
695
00:34:21,690 --> 00:34:23,010
全国那么多双眼睛盯着
696
00:34:23,610 --> 00:34:24,610
哪那么容易
697
00:34:25,170 --> 00:34:27,090
年纪轻轻的干点什么不好
698
00:34:31,050 --> 00:34:31,930
是
699
00:34:32,450 --> 00:34:33,290
干点什么不好
700
00:34:34,610 --> 00:34:35,730
别像咱们一样
701
00:34:36,290 --> 00:34:36,690
耽误了
702
00:34:38,290 --> 00:34:39,170
阿明他们呢
703
00:34:39,810 --> 00:34:40,370
怎么样
704
00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:41,890
挺好的
705
00:34:42,050 --> 00:34:43,050
都找到工作了
706
00:34:45,130 --> 00:34:46,370
就许蔚还飘着
707
00:34:46,530 --> 00:34:48,490
天天这网吧那网吧找战队
708
00:34:48,650 --> 00:34:49,650
你别说他许蔚
709
00:34:50,210 --> 00:34:51,450
真是有点实力
710
00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:53,370
真要是靠上个强队
711
00:34:54,010 --> 00:34:55,250
没准真能拿了冠军
712
00:34:55,650 --> 00:34:56,530
你得了吧
713
00:34:57,090 --> 00:34:58,250
就他那枪法
714
00:34:58,250 --> 00:34:59,610
要不是咱们几个配合好
715
00:34:59,610 --> 00:35:01,010
哪有他刚枪的机会
716
00:35:01,010 --> 00:35:01,930
我告诉你咱钢镚战队
717
00:35:01,930 --> 00:35:03,130
没了许蔚还是钢镚战队
718
00:35:03,530 --> 00:35:04,970
许蔚要是没有了钢镚战队
719
00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:06,410
他啥也不是 你信不信
720
00:35:06,410 --> 00:35:06,970
是
721
00:35:07,090 --> 00:35:07,650
你别笑
722
00:35:07,650 --> 00:35:08,170
我告诉你
723
00:35:08,170 --> 00:35:09,170
行了
724
00:35:09,170 --> 00:35:10,770
你就别咸吃萝卜淡操心了
725
00:35:11,130 --> 00:35:12,810
你现在都有单位的人了
726
00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:14,250
别操心打游戏的事
727
00:35:17,050 --> 00:35:17,850
你最近怎么样
728
00:35:20,370 --> 00:35:21,650
反正挣的比你多
729
00:35:22,730 --> 00:35:23,330
行
730
00:35:24,170 --> 00:35:24,850
行
731
00:35:35,410 --> 00:35:37,050
钢镚战队是散过一次伙
732
00:35:37,530 --> 00:35:39,130
不过很快就重组了
733
00:36:13,050 --> 00:36:15,170
骗子大哥 你在吗
734
00:36:15,850 --> 00:36:16,450
我在
735
00:36:17,970 --> 00:36:18,330
对了
736
00:36:18,330 --> 00:36:20,050
我给你寄的明信片你收到了吗
737
00:36:21,890 --> 00:36:22,770
什么明信片
738
00:36:23,370 --> 00:36:25,010
就是上面有北京欢迎你
739
00:36:25,010 --> 00:36:26,490
还有一个福娃迎迎的那张
740
00:36:26,970 --> 00:36:29,410
我是二零零八年八月二十五号
741
00:36:29,410 --> 00:36:29,930
寄出去的
742
00:36:30,330 --> 00:36:31,050
我长这么大
743
00:36:31,050 --> 00:36:32,490
从来没有收到过明信片
744
00:36:32,650 --> 00:36:33,930
不可能 绝对有
745
00:36:34,170 --> 00:36:34,850
你再找找
746
00:36:34,970 --> 00:36:36,170
我寄的是挂号件
747
00:36:36,410 --> 00:36:37,370
都收到回执了
748
00:36:37,730 --> 00:36:38,130
行
749
00:36:38,370 --> 00:36:39,250
那我问一下
750
00:36:49,170 --> 00:36:49,730
喂
751
00:36:49,730 --> 00:36:50,450
喂 小北
752
00:36:50,450 --> 00:36:51,570
这么晚怎么还没睡
753
00:36:51,570 --> 00:36:52,370
你这几天
754
00:36:53,010 --> 00:36:55,250
在你单位有没收到明信片
755
00:36:55,410 --> 00:36:56,690
什么明信片
756
00:36:56,690 --> 00:36:58,010
没有 赶紧睡觉吧
757
00:37:01,690 --> 00:37:02,050
喂
758
00:37:02,450 --> 00:37:03,290
你找到了吗
759
00:37:03,610 --> 00:37:04,330
没有
760
00:37:04,330 --> 00:37:05,170
行了
761
00:37:05,170 --> 00:37:07,090
咱们也别纠结这个明信片的事了
762
00:37:07,690 --> 00:37:09,450
如果你真的在二零零八年
763
00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:11,130
我在二零一九年
764
00:37:11,650 --> 00:37:12,570
我们相隔十一年
765
00:37:12,570 --> 00:37:14,010
为什么会在游戏里遇上
766
00:37:15,570 --> 00:37:16,410
你想
767
00:37:17,090 --> 00:37:18,690
你和我的数据
768
00:37:18,690 --> 00:37:20,570
都在这个游戏的数据库里
769
00:37:21,050 --> 00:37:21,730
会不会是
770
00:37:21,730 --> 00:37:23,210
这个游戏出了什么漏洞了
771
00:37:23,210 --> 00:37:24,850
就把我们俩穿越时空连上了
772
00:37:25,610 --> 00:37:26,810
这也太玄学了
773
00:37:27,770 --> 00:37:28,330
对了
774
00:37:28,810 --> 00:37:29,730
你带枪了吗
775
00:37:31,050 --> 00:37:31,810
当然带了
776
00:37:37,290 --> 00:37:38,450
我觉得可以打穿
777
00:37:44,850 --> 00:37:46,250
我这里好像能打穿
778
00:38:09,650 --> 00:38:10,690
原来你被关在上面了
779
00:38:14,450 --> 00:38:15,650
咱俩这是什么情况
780
00:38:16,090 --> 00:38:17,210
卡到漏洞里了吗
781
00:38:19,410 --> 00:38:20,290
不知道
782
00:38:23,490 --> 00:38:24,370
奇怪了
783
00:38:25,210 --> 00:38:26,530
这怎么一个人都没有
784
00:38:26,770 --> 00:38:27,930
被咱们包船了
785
00:38:31,930 --> 00:38:32,370
喂
786
00:38:32,650 --> 00:38:33,850
你还觉得我是骗子吗
787
00:38:33,970 --> 00:38:35,690
我实在是不信你是零八年的人
788
00:38:36,010 --> 00:38:36,770
这太不科学了
789
00:38:37,490 --> 00:38:38,050
哥们
790
00:38:38,450 --> 00:38:39,370
你枪法不错
791
00:38:40,130 --> 00:38:41,370
既然咱们都是宁江的
792
00:38:41,610 --> 00:38:42,130
不如
793
00:38:42,610 --> 00:38:43,410
你来我的战队吧
794
00:38:43,570 --> 00:38:44,610
你战队什么配置
795
00:38:44,890 --> 00:38:45,770
我是狙击手
796
00:38:46,370 --> 00:38:47,250
枪法还不错
797
00:38:47,690 --> 00:38:48,730
有一个游走
798
00:38:48,730 --> 00:38:49,690
他枪法不咋地
799
00:38:49,690 --> 00:38:50,970
但是防守意识还不错
800
00:38:51,770 --> 00:38:52,810
我们队还有个女队员
801
00:38:53,650 --> 00:38:54,490
她的枪法很好
802
00:38:54,730 --> 00:38:55,610
可以打任何位置
803
00:38:57,090 --> 00:38:57,890
你们队
804
00:38:57,890 --> 00:38:59,370
没有一个擅长突破的
805
00:38:59,370 --> 00:39:00,690
这不是让人当靶子打吗
806
00:39:02,130 --> 00:39:04,170
我已经盯上了一个不错的突破手
807
00:39:04,650 --> 00:39:05,450
枪法特别好
808
00:39:05,650 --> 00:39:06,410
打起来
809
00:39:06,410 --> 00:39:07,330
跟上了发条一样
810
00:39:07,610 --> 00:39:08,650
他用什么武器
811
00:39:08,650 --> 00:39:09,370
主打M4
812
00:39:09,810 --> 00:39:11,250
脾气特别的暴
813
00:39:11,730 --> 00:39:12,890
脾气暴就对了
814
00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:15,210
一个队伍就得有这么一个狠角色
815
00:39:15,530 --> 00:39:16,170
首先
816
00:39:16,690 --> 00:39:18,730
你得把M4这个哥们给拿下
817
00:39:18,730 --> 00:39:19,330
其次
818
00:39:19,850 --> 00:39:21,490
你得找一个特别刚的AK
819
00:39:22,210 --> 00:39:23,330
特别刚的AK
820
00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:25,530
记住了
821
00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:27,890
AK永远是最锋利的刀
822
00:39:28,090 --> 00:39:29,690
不过一般擅长打AK的人
823
00:39:29,690 --> 00:39:30,810
都不太好沟通
824
00:39:31,210 --> 00:39:31,690
哥们
825
00:39:32,490 --> 00:39:33,090
考虑一下
826
00:39:33,890 --> 00:39:34,570
来我战队
827
00:39:35,570 --> 00:39:37,130
我战队都解散了
828
00:39:37,370 --> 00:39:38,370
我现在不打游戏了
829
00:39:38,370 --> 00:39:39,450
在单位上班
830
00:39:39,450 --> 00:39:40,090
别
831
00:39:40,370 --> 00:39:41,530
你不是肖枫吗
832
00:39:42,050 --> 00:39:42,970
肖枫
833
00:39:42,970 --> 00:39:45,050
可是要拿总冠军和金枪王的男人
834
00:39:45,970 --> 00:39:46,450
你
835
00:39:47,330 --> 00:39:48,130
这样就放弃了
836
00:39:52,290 --> 00:39:53,130
别逗了
837
00:39:54,130 --> 00:39:55,650
我现在的单位挺好的
838
00:39:56,170 --> 00:39:57,530
领导也器重我
839
00:39:57,970 --> 00:39:59,050
活也清闲
840
00:39:59,610 --> 00:40:00,410
福利还好
841
00:40:01,490 --> 00:40:03,010
过几天中秋节
842
00:40:03,010 --> 00:40:03,810
还送月饼
843
00:40:05,450 --> 00:40:06,290
就这样结束
844
00:40:08,610 --> 00:40:09,450
你不遗憾吗
845
00:40:11,090 --> 00:40:12,650
老天也没给我别的选择
846
00:40:28,730 --> 00:40:30,330
喂 听得见吗
847
00:40:37,250 --> 00:40:38,570
正好两分半
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