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小北 在这儿吗
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没有啊
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哥你再往这面来点
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我记得咱妈就把网线放在这儿了
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再往这边来点
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没有吗
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没有
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关键是咱的游戏没网线玩不了啊
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你别把东西砸坏了
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哥 我找到了
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那里
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哥
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这我找到的 得我拿才行
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你能够着吗
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要不 你抱我吧
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就爱逞能你
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没够着没够着
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完了
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谁干的
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如果说是你的话
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咱妈顶多唠叨两句
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要说是我的话
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至少一顿鸡毛掸子
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这东西还得被搜走
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咱们两个现在是队友
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队友就应该相互打掩护
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是不是
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别生气了
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我教你玩新游戏
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好不好
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我的网线
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漂亮
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漂亮
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叫你藏
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看你能藏哪儿去
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漂亮
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哥哥
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这游戏叫什么呀
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CROSS FIRE
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穿越火线
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怎么
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你想玩啊
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我先给你建艺个游戏账号啊
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行了
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现在你就有自己的游戏账号了
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可是我不会玩啊
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我教你啊
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先点开始游戏
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小北
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你看
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哥 好厉害呀
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上来小北 过来
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按W
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W
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你把手放上面
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这是往上
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这是往下 S是往下
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AD是左右
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停停停
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你再跑撞前面了
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你按空格 往上跳
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我接着你
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哥 我怎么跳不上去呢
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这电脑不会坏了吧
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你先蹲下
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然后我数三二一
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你再跳
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好
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三
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二
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一
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跳
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爽吗小子
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爽
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哥
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这游戏太好玩了
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好玩吧
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哥
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我给你讲
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这个游戏可不是一般化的好玩
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而是特别特别地好玩
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鼠标往左晃的话就是切左视角
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往右的话就是视角往右
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哥 太帅了
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我也要来一次
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你开
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来
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疼不疼 起来
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我扶你起来
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摔到屁股了吗
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哥
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这是怎么回事啊
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你刚才这个枪 拿的姿势不对
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你先把这个枪杆
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顶在你这个小肩膀上
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这是缺口
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准星 目标
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三点一线
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好吗
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好
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瞄准啊
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来 我扶着你
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你先站稳
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先瞄准
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看见那个瓶罐了吗
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看见了
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瞄准它
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再来一枪
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我不扶你了
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瞄准
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静下心来
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三
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二
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一
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漂亮
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中啦
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厉害
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不愧是我弟 很有天赋
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怎么样 想不想再来一局
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想
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但是那你作业怎么办
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你要是期末考试
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能给哥考个前十回来
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我就教你玩
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行不行
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拉钩
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拉钩上吊一百年不许变
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盖章
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没子弹了
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我给你子弹
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快点
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我掩护你
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我看你往哪跑
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你快跑
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我掩护你
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你快跑
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我看你敢过来
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我看你往哪儿跑
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别跑
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不许动
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把手举起来
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不许动
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不许动
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行了行了
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你呀一点当爹的样没有
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吃饭
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好的 长官
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行了 打扫战场
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准备吃饭了
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来来来 收拾东西
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再玩一局嘛
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玩什么玩 玩玩玩
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我跟你说
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这玩的
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你看看
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你妈得骂我了
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知道吗
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你呀得好好吃饭
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你这样的话
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才能跟你哥哥长得一样高
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长长长
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我要长得比哥哥高
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行行行
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必须比哥哥高
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今天天气好
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咱们阳台上吃
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好
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记得洗手啊
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来吧洗手
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吃
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昨天晚上怎么回事啊
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这灯泡怎么一直闪呀
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可能是电路的问题吧
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一大早物业群里的
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好多业主在投诉
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后来物业说
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好多小区出现了这样的情况
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检测镜像平行宇宙是否存在
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来解决在中子衰败研究领域
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已经存在了四十年的一个难题
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临近的世界间存在着
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微妙的排斥力量
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它们彼此不断地互动
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儿子
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起床啦
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相互影响着
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而不是各自进化发展
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这怎么系 我也不会啊
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喂 妈
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小枫
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你到单位报到了吗
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马上去 马上去
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马上出门了
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这都几点了
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你千万别迟到
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这可是你爸辛辛苦苦
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托关系给你找到的工作
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还有
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别忘记你的公文包
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行行行 知道了
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领导好
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领导好
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领导好
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领导好
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大家都忙得热火朝天啊
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主任好
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主任来啦
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好好好
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辛苦辛苦啊
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大家都辛苦了
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今天
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给大家介绍一个新同事
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小肖
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小肖
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来来来
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这是 肖枫
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我们综合办的新同志
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大家欢迎
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好 好
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欢迎欢迎
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来来来
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小肖 这边
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小肖你看啊
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这儿的桌椅板凳随便选
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一定要选一张自己喜欢的
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选 选 选
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选它们啊
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对啊
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大家一定要认真负责啊
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帮小肖
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选一张合适的办公桌
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咱把第一关给他把住了啊
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好好好
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包在我们身上
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来来来
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你自己也看一下
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美观大方
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关键 是合适你的
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主任
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不用麻烦大家
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我自己随便选一个就好了
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随便选
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这个事怎么能随便呢
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我跟你说
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选好办公桌
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比选对象还重要
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你想想
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你今后一辈子跟它打交道啊
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可马虎不得
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来来来
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这个好啊
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这个特别完美
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看看
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这张好像还可以哈
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柏木的
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还真是 柏木结实
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对 柏木的耐用
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这张靠谱啊
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要不就选这张
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信王姐的
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保管能用一辈子
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这还真行 你看
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什么情况
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主任 这什么情况
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小肖
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该午休了 来来来
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一键放倒 立马变成一张单人床
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这样睡觉才舒服
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打字这工作不着急
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会休息的人才会工作
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睡好了
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下午干劲足
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而且
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不要在大家休息的时候工作
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会带来麻烦的
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睡吧
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好啦
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大家都辛苦了
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午安
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这是不是你的
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看见我鞋没
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地上
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哪儿呢
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我刚才明明放这儿的
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不 谁让你乱动我东西的
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你把你鞋放在我桌上
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怎么着
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当供品啊
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你现在就把我鞋给我找回来
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要不然
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我就把你手机交给郑主任
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好啊
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那我就举报你考试作弊
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上课睡觉
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还歧视残疾同学
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你们是不是找鞋呢
297
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我刚才看挺破的
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还以为是垃圾不要了呢
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就给扔了
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你扔哪儿了
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一楼垃圾桶 中间那个
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我说一下啊
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这次呢
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是咱们选拔校田径队的队员
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所以呢我希望大家
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都能够发挥出自己的实力
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全力以赴
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好不好
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好
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来 大家准备
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楚歌
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怎么回事
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鞋子都破了
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回去吧
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回去吧
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我鞋坏了
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那你有备用的吗
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我换个运动鞋吧
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行
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快去快回
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老师啊
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这什么时候能开始啊
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就是啊
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楚歌
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要不你下回再参赛吧
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就是
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别耽误大家的宝贵时间啊
328
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老师 快开始吧
329
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来 准备
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预备
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我光着脚也能赢你
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不服
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再来一局
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恭喜你啊
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赤脚大仙
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您这是脚底下踩了风火轮
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00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,880
要不我这双鞋借你啊
338
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反正我也用不着
339
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走开
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回来啦
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快吃饭吧
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筷子
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你鞋呢
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丢了
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鞋子怎么还能丢了
346
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你是不是在学校又闯祸了
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筷子呢
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00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:13,800
下个月市运动会
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我跑鞋坏了
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下个月市运动会
351
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我跑鞋坏了
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我跑鞋坏了
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00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:27,840
喊什么
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00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:29,280
坏了不能补啊
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00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,040
补不了
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00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,880
后帮裂了 钉子也秃了
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才买了几个月啊
358
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,280
你是练短跑还是练吃鞋
359
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,520
好了
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小肖
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你可以啊
362
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,320
你小时候是不是练过钢琴啊
363
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,600
你这打字速度很快
364
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,200
人才
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没有没有 谢谢
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00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,880
谢谢主任夸奖
367
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,720
我平常键盘摸得比较多
368
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,640
就比较熟
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我跟你说
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我就看好你
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来来来
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00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,600
有个重要任务交给你
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00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,440
这个 下个月
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00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,400
我们工会要搞一个活动
375
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,160
我订了一批那个小彩旗
376
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,920
你去帮我检查下他们做好没有
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00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,320
尤其是那个颜色
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00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,680
我订的是正红色
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千万不能偏
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00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,200
那个正红色特别鲜亮
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00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,640
你感觉下我的审美怎么样
382
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,160
必须可以
383
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:43,400
我马上去
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00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,320
你赶紧啊 赶紧
385
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:45,720
这个订单
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00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,080
麻烦您快点啊
387
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,360
好的 你稍等
388
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,360
谢谢
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老板
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00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,680
一碗泡面
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00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:34,440
一瓶饮料
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两根火腿肠
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00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:36,800
十八
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送给那边耳机上带纸的人
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00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:43,680
要跟他说谁买的吗
396
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:44,480
不用
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00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,120
别人给你的
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00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:05,960
拿走
399
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,840
不是 你不吃东西你饿死成仙啊
400
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,120
饿死我也不要饭
401
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,320
你不吃东西可以
402
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,560
但是房租你也交了
403
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,440
你赶紧回去住吧
404
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,880
要不然你天天多浪费
405
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:17,960
我搬出来就没打算回去
406
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,160
这可是你说的啊
407
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:23,920
那我租出去了
408
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:25,400
随便
409
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:30,640
大尉
410
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,480
你能不能现实点
411
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,640
你干点正经事儿
412
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,880
别一天到晚耗在这儿了
413
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:37,560
你看看我
414
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,400
有工作 有前途
415
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,080
领导特别器重我
416
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:43,880
你看
417
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,360
还给我派一个大项目
418
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:46,120
正找你呢
419
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,640
一百个旗子过来点点
420
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:49,960
来来 点一下
421
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:51,440
点一点 点一点
422
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:51,840
来来
423
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:52,400
点一点
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00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:55,880
一五 十五
425
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:57,600
二十
426
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:00,840
你看这旗子这回质量特别好
427
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:01,560
五十
428
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:08,880
大项目啊
429
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,080
了不起呀你
430
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,600
了不起
431
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,360
了不起
432
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,200
大项目
433
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:23,960
你看这回这旗子
434
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,360
这质量多好啊
435
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,600
回头饿死你
436
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:27,600
来来来
437
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:29,320
慢走
438
00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:35,480
我的柜子怎么打开了
439
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,640
我的包呢
440
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,400
我的也不见了
441
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,640
明明放在里面的呀
442
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:48,880
楚歌
443
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,320
是不是我位置发错了
444
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,360
这都几点了
445
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,200
一个人都没来
446
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:24,600
别着急
447
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,560
该来的总会来的
448
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,640
Reborn呢
449
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,120
说他们战队不放
450
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,600
多好的一杆狙击枪啊
451
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,480
他们战队要跟我们在一个赛区
452
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,200
这下好了
453
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,400
队友直接变成对手
454
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:44,880
二零四九说
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00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:45,880
家里给安排了工作
456
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:48,360
不来了
457
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,040
那我们这个队伍还组个屁呀
458
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,400
这样 我再联系联系二零四九
459
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:53,800
再等他两天也可以
460
00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,600
完美
461
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,280
都有理由 全部不来了
462
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:02,880
都不来了怎么办
463
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:03,800
不组了吧
464
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:04,800
我们回家
465
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,280
老板 买单
466
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:07,080
等一下
467
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:08,600
我还约了一个人呢
468
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:09,800
你还约了一个人
469
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,480
我想起来了
470
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,280
你这个人平时是对猫过敏的
471
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:14,480
怎么还把人约到这里来
472
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,280
这个地方不是我约的
473
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:20,320
是她约的
474
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:25,360
长得这么漂亮
475
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:26,640
你早不介绍给我呀
476
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,320
你还是我兄弟吗
477
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:30,840
来了
478
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:04,160
潘多拉
479
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:10,840
路小北
480
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:12,840
你好
481
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,960
我说你们宁江的出租车
482
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:17,720
也太宰人了吧
483
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,080
几公里的路
484
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,200
我打专车都花不了这么多钱
485
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:28,120
车票
486
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:30,480
报销
487
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:33,080
美女
488
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:34,640
怎么称呼啊
489
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,120
S+1 苏佳意
490
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,480
我请来的高手
491
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,040
高手
492
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:43,560
苏佳意 你好
493
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,200
我叫程浩 我是来自
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00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,200
服务员
495
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:51,800
您好 看一下
496
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:53,120
看一下
497
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,360
看看姐姐点什么
498
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:56,920
点什么
499
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:58,480
这什么
500
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:00,640
这个已经是我们
501
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,360
宁江最好的咖啡厅了
502
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,640
有手冲咖啡 你看一下
503
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,320
那玩意有什么好喝的
504
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:08,320
苦不拉几又不管饱
505
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:10,280
有蛋炒饭吗
506
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,320
不好意思 这里没有蛋炒饭
507
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,640
就你们这儿 华东电竞重镇
508
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,080
包子有肉不在褶上
509
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,800
到处都是不入流的衣服
510
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:22,720
听不懂的方言
511
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:24,040
还有这个
512
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,280
我叫程浩
513
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,280
不重要
514
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:28,920
高手呢
515
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:31,400
出了一点状况
516
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,360
来的人呢
517
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,080
比我们预计要少上那么一些
518
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,080
你就跟我说
519
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,680
现在战队除了咱俩
520
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:37,440
还有谁吧
521
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:41,600
握个手吧
522
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:44,800
重新认识一下我叫程浩
523
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:45,840
宁江宋仲基
524
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:47,400
路小北
525
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,200
说好了强强联合
526
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,320
干票大的
527
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:51,400
有赞助
528
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:52,080
有高手
529
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:52,920
赞助呢
530
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:53,720
高手呢
531
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:55,920
赞助费是指
532
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,960
别人加入我们战队需要交费
533
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:58,640
懂吗
534
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,680
你大老远的把我叫来就这么玩我
535
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:06,320
人是少了一些
536
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,360
但起码大家都可以
537
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,560
坐稳主力的位置了
538
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:09,920
赞助的话 你就免了
539
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,480
我们来想办法
540
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:12,480
来都来了
541
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:14,120
好歹试一下吧
542
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,040
你知道我是
543
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,480
微博十万加粉丝的大V吗
544
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,320
大V
545
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,600
跟你们待在一起我会掉粉的
546
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:25,800
来回的车费
547
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:26,960
微信转给我
548
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,560
完事我好拉黑你
549
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:31,480
S+1
550
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:35,360
我的妈呀 这大姐
551
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:36,800
什么路子这么野
552
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:38,720
蓝鱼战队听说过吗
553
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:40,960
唯一打过半职业联赛的
554
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,080
全女子战队
555
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,080
苏佳意是队长
556
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,560
上海大区第一女枪手
557
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,280
后来 战队成绩不好就散了
558
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,280
队员们上学的上学
559
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,120
结婚的结婚
560
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:53,960
就只有她
561
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,160
还在打职业
562
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,320
那她是个大神呢
563
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,200
赶紧把她叫回来吧
564
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,480
不用了
565
00:28:58,480 --> 00:28:59,800
叫是叫不回来的
566
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,200
除非
567
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,200
她自己想回来
568
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:03,720
什么意思啊
569
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,120
就她那张嘴
570
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,840
圈子里十个人九个半都得罪了
571
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:08,720
她早就混不下去了
572
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,800
她要是还想打职业
573
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,080
我们这里
574
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,080
是她最后的选择
575
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:14,560
来了
576
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,400
告诉你们一个好消息
577
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,800
半分钟前呢
578
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,080
我决定留在这儿
579
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:27,920
条件是惨了点
580
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,840
环境是差了点
581
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,120
但是你想啊
582
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,640
几个月后电竞圈的头条新闻
583
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,120
穿越火线女神苏佳意
584
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,400
带领三流战队
585
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,480
踏入顶尖职业联赛
586
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:41,880
人设精彩
587
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,080
故事励志
588
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,920
到时候姐姐的微博粉丝
589
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,080
能涨到一百万了
590
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,560
你们都能沾到我的光
591
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,200
大家好
592
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,840
今天苏佳意来到了宁江
593
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:04,320
今天是潘多拉
594
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:05,840
顺便给大家介绍一下
595
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,440
我宁江的小弟 哈比
596
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:08,400
哈比
597
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,400
跟大家打招呼
598
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,120
关注我苏佳意今天晚上
599
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:13,400
看苏佳意和哈比
600
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,920
这个两室一厅的屋子就是我的
601
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:30,840
能住
602
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,080
也能搓搓电脑
603
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:32,720
打打游戏
604
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:33,440
我的妈呀
605
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,200
是人住的地方吗
606
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,200
你这屋子的外卖攒了几年了
607
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,320
保洁阿姨这两天家里有事
608
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,280
就没来打扫
609
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,440
你这屋子不像两天
610
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:45,320
像两年
611
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,320
你这电视看起来不错嘛
612
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,080
你拍它干吗
613
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,880
小康给她点颜色看看
614
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,080
主人 我在
615
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,160
看上去怎么样
616
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,080
康佳电视非常高科技
617
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,280
人工智能听过没
618
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,200
路小北 这儿我住不了
619
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,320
一看就有蟑螂
620
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,560
我最怕蟑螂了
621
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:07,480
所以呢
622
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,640
所以
623
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:13,560
电竞女神苏佳意
624
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,400
在如此恶劣的环境下 一举成名
625
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,400
人设我喜欢
626
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,800
您还用迪瑞克斯呢
627
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,040
有点品位嘛
628
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,120
起来起来
629
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:37,840
这是我的
630
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:39,160
路小北
631
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,680
以后我就住这屋了
632
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:41,560
什么
633
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:42,800
我住这屋的
634
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,120
让给我呗
635
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:46,080
你住这屋
636
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:46,880
那我住哪儿
637
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,880
你们战队不是解决食宿吗
638
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:50,560
让给你
639
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,280
我住大街上啊
640
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:53,680
那不有一屋吗
641
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:54,680
你说那屋
642
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:57,280
这屋
643
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,800
这个是杂物间 这是放杂物的
644
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,040
我住这儿
645
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:02,640
那不刚好放你吗
646
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:07,680
小北
647
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,080
这不是欺负老实人吗
648
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:10,880
那能怎么办
649
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,360
实在不行就让她住酒店
650
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,120
那钱怎么办
651
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,840
我给你半个小时收拾一下
652
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:18,640
我挺累的了
653
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:19,560
待会儿还想睡觉
654
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:20,320
让开
655
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,560
你这门是不是有毛病
656
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:30,920
大姐 对不起
657
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,040
我们这个屋子里
658
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,320
除了你都有毛病
659
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,040
告诉你
660
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,840
限你们三天之内全部修好
661
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:08,440
你干吗呀
662
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:10,840
租房
663
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:11,840
你住啊
664
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,640
那我得说清楚了啊
665
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:14,920
就是跟我合租
666
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,320
无所谓
667
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,120
房子多大
668
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:18,960
什么朝向
669
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,720
二十多平吧
670
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:21,600
朝南
671
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:22,640
二十一跟二十九
672
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,800
都是二十多平
673
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:25,640
到底多大
674
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,480
你这人怎么这么较劲啊
675
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:30,680
具体多大
676
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,280
我也不知道 我也不清楚
677
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:32,880
反正
678
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:33,800
不小
679
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:36,360
便宜点
680
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,160
我这是最低价还便宜
681
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:46,360
这样吧
682
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,440
上网费我出
683
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:49,720
水电咱俩均摊
684
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:50,480
行了吧
685
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,640
我不上网
686
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:54,680
你不上网
687
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:55,640
那你干什么呀
688
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,400
眼镜这么厚
689
00:33:58,880 --> 00:33:59,880
学霸吧
690
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,040
一天天的就知道看书
691
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:03,400
我跟你说
692
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:04,880
你看书没什么用
693
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:05,880
啥也不是
694
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:17,480
你安蓝吧
695
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:20,280
你是安蓝对不对
696
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,280
你不记得我了
697
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,640
我初二留级到你们班
698
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:26,440
坐讲台边上
699
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:27,920
我
700
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:29,640
肖枫
701
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:39,320
不
702
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:43,640
你不租啦
703
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:44,400
你放开 肖枫
704
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:44,920
你别别
705
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:45,880
等会儿
706
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,440
既然这样 咱俩都是老同学
707
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,880
你也别三百你二百五
708
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:49,920
你才二百五呢
709
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:50,600
我不住了
710
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:54,400
这么便宜都不住
711
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,400
你是不是对我有意见啊
712
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,840
是 近朱者赤
713
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:57,960
近墨者黑
714
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,040
挨着你这留级生
715
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,200
我还怎么考上研究生了
716
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,400
还瞧不起人
717
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,920
我今儿 我今儿就非让你住不可
718
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,400
二百四
719
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,080
二百三
720
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:15,640
两百
721
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:18,680
成交
722
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:21,040
来
723
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:21,640
请
724
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:25,400
怎么样
725
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:29,480
我住哪个屋
726
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:30,160
这儿
727
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:34,120
怎么样
728
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:35,640
很通透
729
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,960
这些箱子是谁的
730
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:39,920
这些吗
731
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:40,840
这我前队友的
732
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:42,960
前女友
733
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:43,720
男友
734
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:46,640
逗你玩呢
735
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:47,600
还学霸呢
736
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,280
这个房间的钥匙给我
737
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:52,360
钥匙
738
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,160
我跟我前男友住儿这从来不锁门
739
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:56,640
你看我那屋
740
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:57,840
连门都没有
741
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:58,640
钥匙给我
742
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,640
我哪知道钥匙在哪儿
743
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:02,880
给我
744
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:04,880
好
745
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:19,480
这太多了
746
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,120
你自己找吧
747
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:25,560
对了啊
748
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,120
这边厕所
749
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,600
这是厨房 这边是客厅
750
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,480
不是我说大姐
751
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,280
咱能有点礼貌吗
752
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,640
我话还没说完呢
753
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,680
以后未经我同意不许进入我房间
754
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,160
谁稀得进你屋啊
755
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,640
你说咱俩初中同学这么多年
756
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,400
我多看过你一眼吗
757
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:52,720
再说
758
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,240
你长得也不漂亮啊
759
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,880
就算你长得像天仙一样
760
00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:59,280
你带上眼镜就是四眼
761
00:36:59,280 --> 00:36:59,920
你知道四眼在我这
762
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:00,880
就一个字
763
00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:01,840
丑
764
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:03,960
只有肤浅的人
765
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,760
才不懂得欣赏他人的内涵
766
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,920
以后合租请你出入公共场合
767
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,960
穿戴整齐
768
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,480
保持人与人之间最基本的礼貌
769
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:12,760
行
770
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:13,440
我跟你说
771
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,760
就我这身材
772
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,400
我一定捂得严严实实的
773
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,960
不让你占一丁点便宜
774
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:21,720
第一
775
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,520
我对你半点兴趣都没有
776
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:24,320
第二
777
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:25,720
赶紧把你那屋装个门
778
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:26,560
限两天之内
779
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,160
否则我就退租
780
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,360
你这儿有门还不行
781
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,840
还得我也得有门是吧
782
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:31,240
没
783
00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:32,880
没门
784
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:53,800
你看清楚了啊
785
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,040
我这门可给你装上了
786
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,720
你为什么要把衣服放在冰箱里面
787
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,840
那个冰箱早就不制冷了
788
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,520
只好当衣柜 废物利用
789
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,520
赶紧修好啊
790
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,920
你招租广告上可是白纸黑字写的
791
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,200
家电齐全
792
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,920
我这气儿还没喘匀呢
793
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,400
你有完没完到底
794
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,080
然后拿消毒剂擦三遍
795
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,440
四眼妹 我之所以装扇门
796
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,760
就是为了告诉你
797
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,440
不是只有你会摔门
798
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:28,400
我也会
799
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:47,080
喂
800
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:47,600
路小北
801
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:48,880
我一点都受不了了
802
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:49,560
我跟你说
803
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,480
你赶紧把这个女的从我家轰走
804
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,760
这个家里有她没我有我没她
805
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,160
程浩 你先消消气
806
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,400
怎么了
807
00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,320
她占了我屋子
808
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:00,040
我就不说了
809
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,880
她连我家无线密码都改了
810
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,160
这也太欺负人了吧
811
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,880
你占着无线下片子
812
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,400
我这粉丝还等我直播呢
813
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,480
还直播还粉丝呢
814
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,840
你这十万粉丝
815
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,400
九万九都是花钱买的
816
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,760
别以为我不知道啊
817
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:13,520
像你这种
818
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,160
吃不到葡萄说葡萄酸的人
819
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:15,920
我见多了
820
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:16,520
别废话
821
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:17,520
你把电脑打开
822
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,160
面对面给我挑一局
823
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,800
快 和我挑一局 虐我
824
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,840
跟我打 你配吗
825
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:24,360
我配吗
826
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:25,400
我是要配钥匙的
827
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,360
你问我配不配
828
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:26,840
哼
829
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:27,880
路小北你听到了吗
830
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,040
嗨 哥
831
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,400
我今天招到一个新队员
832
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:41,960
她叫苏佳意
833
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,280
是一个女孩
834
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:45,680
她还挺特别的
835
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:46,960
特别会找事
836
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,200
不过没关系
837
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:50,480
她的枪法很好
838
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,400
我很信任她
839
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,000
我最近呢
840
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,840
还遇到一个 更奇怪的女孩
841
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,040
她叫楚歌
842
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,160
是我的同桌
843
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:05,960
女孩还真是奇怪呀
844
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,800
总能变着法儿的给你找麻烦
845
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,400
我看网上说
846
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:13,920
女人是水做的
847
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:15,440
男人是土做的
848
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,040
这大概就是传说中的
849
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:19,680
水土不服吧
850
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,720
百城联赛马上就要开始了
851
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,240
可我根本就不知道该怎么开始
852
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:31,760
我也不知道
853
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:32,800
如果我失败了
854
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:34,880
我将要面对什么
855
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:38,880
不过没关系
856
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,400
我不会被毁掉的
857
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,160
我一定一定
858
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,280
会变得更强的
859
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:49,520
等着瞧吧
860
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:01,480
你干嘛呢
861
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,320
蟑螂 你看
862
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:03,960
蟑螂
863
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,200
给我
864
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:06,880
不行
865
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,280
这里真的很多
866
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:09,520
你这么喷
867
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:10,280
蟑螂没毒死
868
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:11,400
先把你给毒死了
869
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:13,400
给我
870
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:15,440
蟑螂会飞的
871
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,760
你躲天花板上也没有用
872
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:17,880
你下来
873
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:19,840
下来
874
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:20,600
不行
875
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:21,520
快点
876
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:26,880
你是不是吃泡面了
877
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,360
你怎么知道
878
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:30,880
下来 出去 快点
879
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:32,720
先出去
880
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:33,560
那边
881
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:36,400
快点
882
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:38,440
门关上
883
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:04,920
这 这是什么
884
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:07,480
捉蟑螂的
885
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,520
这什么原理啊
886
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:15,800
什么原理
887
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:19,880
你看啊
888
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:20,800
不要
889
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,280
这个 是书上学不到的原理
890
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,600
这叫生活智慧
891
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:27,320
你们书呆子
892
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:28,160
一辈子也学不会
893
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,080
对了
894
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,560
还要提醒你一下
895
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,840
像零食啊泡面这类东西
896
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,400
打开就必须吃完
897
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:36,920
你要吃不完
898
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:37,600
你赶紧扔了
899
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,280
要不然除了蟑螂
900
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,560
老鼠来会咬死你
901
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:42,560
你
902
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,040
这些你得负责拿出去我不动的
903
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,720
瞧你吓得 行
904
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:51,400
对了
905
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,000
这个 被杀虫剂喷过了
906
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:55,720
我帮你扔了
907
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,040
这个没开过
908
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:58,560
我帮你吃了
909
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:17,040
好吧
910
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:18,240
最后一次
911
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:58,320
喂
912
00:43:58,840 --> 00:43:59,080
喂
913
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:03,960
骗子大哥 是你吗
914
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:04,960
是我
915
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,520
咱们这是在哪啊
916
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,880
哪都无所谓了
917
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:09,720
对了哥们
918
00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:11,000
我想问你
919
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,040
你是怎么知道刘翔退赛的
920
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,360
别装了
921
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,560
你还真当自己是二零零八年的人
922
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:17,720
废话
923
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,400
你不是二零零八年的人吗
924
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:20,520
二零零八年
925
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:21,400
我七岁
926
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:22,440
那你现在呢
927
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:23,600
现在十九
928
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,240
难道咱俩真的穿越了
929
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,000
这应该不叫穿越
930
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,520
叫时空连线
931
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:29,760
前提是
932
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:31,400
你真的是二零零八年的肖枫
933
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,400
我真的是肖枫
934
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:34,600
如假包换
935
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,560
你怎么才能相信我
936
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,440
把你的冠军奖杯邮给我
937
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:39,920
我就相信你啊
938
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,800
我哪来的冠军奖杯啊
939
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,080
钢镚战队已经解散了
940
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:44,280
我已经不打游戏了
941
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,760
钢镚战队的确散过一次伙
942
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,160
不过很快就重组了
943
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:48,560
之后 他们就拿下了
944
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,520
全国挑战赛的总冠军
945
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,040
开启了一个全新的时代
946
00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:54,440
从那以后
947
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:55,840
电子游戏比赛
948
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:57,520
就有了全新的叫法
949
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,320
叫做电子竞技
950
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,440
你把你那个地址给我
951
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,600
你要我家地址干嘛
952
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:03,960
我给你寄信啊
953
00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:05,360
你给我寄信干嘛
954
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,080
你不是不相信我吗
955
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,560
我这次 一定要让你相信我
956
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:11,560
行
957
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:13,960
那你就寄到
958
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,400
南山路一百二十二号
959
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:17,400
南山派出所
960
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:19,960
路天鸣转路小北收
961
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:22,520
你家住派出所
962
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,040
这是我爸单位
963
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:28,400
喂
964
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:30,400
听得见我说话吗
965
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,200
喂 你还在吗
966
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:32,600
喂
967
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:42,680
总冠军
968
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,600
到底是我在做梦
969
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:48,960
还是你在做梦
970
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:10,880
干嘛
971
00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:11,960
你有纸吗
972
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:12,840
借我点
973
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:13,920
等一下
974
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:16,480
不用还了
975
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,280
这也太普通了吧
976
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:19,400
你有没有带图案的
977
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:20,600
就是独一无二的那种图案的
978
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:21,360
没有
979
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:22,600
我家又不是开超市的
980
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:25,760
那你有没有信封
981
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,920
你还要信封 你到底要干嘛
982
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:29,280
急事
983
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,360
我要写一封特别特别重要的信
984
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:31,840
等一下
985
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,160
信封倒没有
986
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,840
这个独一无二 送你了
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