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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,380 --> 00:00:05,700 today is going to be a better day good 2 00:00:05,700 --> 00:00:09,420 fall across for all time 3 00:00:09,420 --> 00:00:11,700 and it's eight letters 4 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:13,799 infinite 5 00:00:13,799 --> 00:00:16,079 eternal 6 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:20,060 does that is eternal have eight letters 7 00:00:20,340 --> 00:00:24,140 yes because it has a Double T 8 00:00:24,359 --> 00:00:28,939 okay so Romania is off but Michael 9 00:00:28,939 --> 00:00:32,579 Northampton is a ghost situation the 10 00:00:32,579 --> 00:00:35,700 Gateway to the West Northampton nothing 11 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:40,559 will stop me getting to Northampton oh 12 00:00:40,559 --> 00:00:43,440 do you know I'm I'm so happy for you and 13 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:44,399 proud 14 00:00:44,399 --> 00:00:47,340 thank you very much six across 15 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:50,180 Sword of 16 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:53,820 Omens it's eight letters Sword of 17 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:58,440 Damocles the makers yeah 18 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:00,239 we should have a system right now like 19 00:01:00,239 --> 00:01:01,800 what I don't know 20 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:02,879 you cross 21 00:01:02,879 --> 00:01:05,719 you could do down 22 00:01:07,070 --> 00:01:09,299 [Music] 23 00:01:09,299 --> 00:01:11,479 foreign 24 00:01:11,479 --> 00:01:15,200 and I'll be the down one 25 00:01:15,619 --> 00:01:18,479 now I was I came up with it last night 26 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:20,040 you're a funny old fish aren't you 27 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,680 because you're not unintentionally funny 28 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:26,100 person is that correct well yeah what I 29 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:29,880 tell jokes no you don't you you stumble 30 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,939 and topple headlong into funny things 31 00:01:32,939 --> 00:01:34,860 completely accidentally occasionally oh 32 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:36,900 do I you make me sound like a wounded 33 00:01:36,900 --> 00:01:40,640 gazelle no it's endearing 34 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,870 five down 35 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:44,100 [Music] 36 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:47,280 of circles of hell this is a [ __ ] 37 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:51,720 bleep crossword four nine 38 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:54,780 no it's four there are nine circles in 39 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:55,799 hell 40 00:01:55,799 --> 00:01:59,190 it's four letters nine 41 00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:01,700 [Music] 42 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:04,219 nine 43 00:02:04,219 --> 00:02:07,860 I think I prefer a word search a word 44 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:11,220 jumble jerk call it what their Wilt I 45 00:02:11,220 --> 00:02:14,340 enjoy a Zoom Quiz no you didn't all 46 00:02:14,340 --> 00:02:17,520 right I enjoy hosting a Zoom Quiz when 47 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,620 all the questions are about you yes well 48 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:22,080 an embarrassment of pretension what 49 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,580 would be my superpower magazine 50 00:02:23,580 --> 00:02:25,739 superpower would be 51 00:02:25,739 --> 00:02:26,819 yep 52 00:02:26,819 --> 00:02:29,879 uh invisibility I'm [ __ ] I'm so so I'm 53 00:02:29,879 --> 00:02:31,080 so sorry I don't want to move away of 54 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,379 course I'm actually offended what yeah 55 00:02:34,379 --> 00:02:37,560 uh I don't know funny stretchy arms uh 56 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:40,980 no my superpower would be that when 57 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:44,160 anyone looks at me yeah at will I would 58 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,140 be able to make myself look like you 59 00:02:46,140 --> 00:02:48,720 well that would be a superpower and 60 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,459 you're not the only person who wishes 61 00:02:50,459 --> 00:02:52,379 for that clearly I mean you could 62 00:02:52,379 --> 00:02:55,560 describe it as human repellent what's 63 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:58,519 the next clue oh [ __ ] 64 00:02:58,519 --> 00:03:02,180 oh my God lead actor 65 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:08,900 in staged [ __ ] off you're kidding yeah 66 00:03:09,860 --> 00:03:12,000 how many letters 67 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,239 foreign 68 00:03:23,519 --> 00:03:26,220 so talk to me about the auditions 69 00:03:26,220 --> 00:03:28,560 you know the ones where I I asked you 70 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,720 clearly to behave 71 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,340 for the sake of your careers York 72 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:34,620 absolutely yeah 73 00:03:34,620 --> 00:03:35,940 so 74 00:03:35,940 --> 00:03:39,000 did you or did you not use these 75 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,819 sessions with A-list Hollywood Talent 76 00:03:41,819 --> 00:03:47,040 as an impromptu therapy thing uh well 77 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:49,680 um David was feeling vulnerable uh you 78 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,420 know a bit tender weren't you well some 79 00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:52,980 of the improvisations 80 00:03:52,980 --> 00:03:56,879 got a wee bit personal did you cry no 81 00:03:56,879 --> 00:03:59,840 did you 82 00:04:00,599 --> 00:04:02,640 I cry that's a perfectly healthy 83 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,680 response you realize you're a laughing 84 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,440 stock yeah you know this right 85 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:10,140 that the sessions were screen tests and 86 00:04:10,140 --> 00:04:13,860 that they were filmed and those films 87 00:04:13,860 --> 00:04:17,100 have now been shared and shared and 88 00:04:17,100 --> 00:04:18,358 watched 89 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:20,899 how widely globally 90 00:04:20,899 --> 00:04:23,520 exponentially so does that mean now our 91 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:27,180 profile is bigger in America no Michael 92 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:31,699 America still doesn't like you 93 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,180 can you buy one more chance 94 00:04:36,180 --> 00:04:38,160 you can be professional Mary we really 95 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,560 can yeah 96 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:42,960 I think you're cursed cursed have you 97 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:47,340 ever met a wizard no are you sure 98 00:04:47,340 --> 00:04:50,220 because I think 99 00:04:50,220 --> 00:04:53,220 the wizard must have [ __ ] you in the 100 00:04:53,220 --> 00:04:54,080 ass 101 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:57,060 [Music] 102 00:04:57,060 --> 00:04:58,740 pretty sure I would have remembered that 103 00:04:58,740 --> 00:05:00,979 well no if you're Enchanted 104 00:05:00,979 --> 00:05:06,900 hey guys hi hi how is that lovely oh she 105 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:09,000 was so excited to speak with you guys 106 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,639 seem to yeah Tom 107 00:05:11,639 --> 00:05:15,180 um do you think you could get her 108 00:05:15,180 --> 00:05:17,759 to give us another chance a chance of 109 00:05:17,759 --> 00:05:19,979 what of reading with the actors no need 110 00:05:19,979 --> 00:05:23,180 it's done it's already cast what what 111 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:26,940 really to what they've caused finish us 112 00:05:26,940 --> 00:05:28,440 no I shouldn't say anything pretend I 113 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:29,340 didn't say anything pretend it didn't 114 00:05:29,340 --> 00:05:31,919 say anything who who is it I can't say 115 00:05:31,919 --> 00:05:35,220 Michael I cannot say no I can't Tom 116 00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:36,720 please please just want to know who it 117 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,039 is we just want to know who is still 118 00:05:38,039 --> 00:05:39,479 embargo to still embargo or Mary would 119 00:05:39,479 --> 00:05:40,919 kill me with the trophy that she found 120 00:05:40,919 --> 00:05:43,940 she would absolutely kill me 121 00:05:43,940 --> 00:05:47,759 David don't do that well don't first 122 00:05:47,759 --> 00:05:49,440 name me you remember the last time you 123 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:52,460 first name me do you remember this 124 00:05:52,460 --> 00:05:55,259 when did you go to Disneyland with Tom 125 00:05:55,259 --> 00:05:56,780 David 126 00:05:56,780 --> 00:05:59,400 unbelievable oh 127 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,400 well not to can you help us out okay 128 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:03,840 this is this is what's happening this is 129 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:05,699 what's happening in the books right now 130 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,919 there is a call with Simon and the other 131 00:06:07,919 --> 00:06:10,320 actors about a rewrite then after that 132 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:11,400 there's going to be a whole big 133 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,380 announcement then you'll find out why 134 00:06:13,380 --> 00:06:16,979 don't you let us join the calls yes no 135 00:06:16,979 --> 00:06:21,120 no come on it would make David so happy 136 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:23,520 it works you could do that David would 137 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,080 it really make you happy 138 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,539 I'd love it look look look look look at 139 00:06:27,539 --> 00:06:28,979 David's face how can you refuse that 140 00:06:28,979 --> 00:06:31,620 face Tom oh look at him look at him look 141 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:33,600 at his face Michael it's insane look at 142 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,160 that face do you see you sent it the 143 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,360 link accidentally let your finger 144 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,940 slipped and not your fault I can't I 145 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,319 can't but look how he's saying it 146 00:06:40,319 --> 00:06:42,960 Michael come on we'll be so well behaved 147 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:45,720 oh absolutely and then when David comes 148 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:48,479 over to La next yeah you know if you get 149 00:06:48,479 --> 00:06:51,180 us on that call I'm sure David would 150 00:06:51,180 --> 00:06:53,520 love to spend time with you and hang out 151 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:56,340 go for dinner taking a show Michael you 152 00:06:56,340 --> 00:06:58,680 said hang out yeah yeah if you tell us 153 00:06:58,680 --> 00:06:59,820 if 154 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,910 [Applause] 155 00:07:09,199 --> 00:07:11,220 yes David did you hear what Michael said 156 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:13,259 oh [ __ ] yeah that's great I know exactly 157 00:07:13,259 --> 00:07:14,460 where we get food I know exactly where 158 00:07:14,460 --> 00:07:15,780 we get dinner I've already planned the 159 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:16,860 courses and everything and I know 160 00:07:16,860 --> 00:07:17,940 exactly what we'll be drinking at the 161 00:07:17,940 --> 00:07:19,020 time I'm into that I thought I think 162 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:20,460 this is amazing David's always talking 163 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:22,080 about how much he'd like to meet up with 164 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:24,479 you and just hang out that's me Michael 165 00:07:24,479 --> 00:07:26,039 that's me but vice versa I'm talking 166 00:07:26,039 --> 00:07:27,660 about him well let's make that happen 167 00:07:27,660 --> 00:07:28,919 let's make that happen as soon as we've 168 00:07:28,919 --> 00:07:30,960 done this and then I could maybe you 169 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:32,400 know I'll be over soon and we could hang 170 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,440 out as well 171 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,300 all right Michael 172 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:39,120 it's traffic here 173 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,340 we just want to know who it is and we 174 00:07:41,340 --> 00:07:42,479 can need anything we want we can talk 175 00:07:42,479 --> 00:07:44,340 about anything we want you can choose of 176 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:45,780 course unless you know the city you can 177 00:07:45,780 --> 00:07:48,000 show me around yeah 178 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,580 that's right you okay 179 00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:53,300 take your time 180 00:07:56,180 --> 00:07:58,080 you okay 181 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:59,880 yeah I'm fine we've been with this 182 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,860 project from the start you have we 183 00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:03,060 deserved it's not even that big of a 184 00:08:03,060 --> 00:08:06,319 deal he's gonna know we're there 185 00:08:07,259 --> 00:08:09,060 what'd you say 186 00:08:09,060 --> 00:08:12,440 what do I say yeah 187 00:08:22,819 --> 00:08:26,130 this suddenly feels really strange 188 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:27,960 [Music] 189 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:30,120 so strange yeah I've just never played 190 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,580 myself before so 191 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:34,500 are you gonna do it like you what are 192 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:36,779 you gonna do it like David 193 00:08:36,779 --> 00:08:39,958 no I'm gonna do it like me I think yeah 194 00:08:39,958 --> 00:08:43,140 yeah yeah me too me too like me not like 195 00:08:43,140 --> 00:08:45,660 me I don't like you and you do it like 196 00:08:45,660 --> 00:08:49,740 me that oh yeah that'd be fun okay and 197 00:08:49,740 --> 00:08:51,540 then I could do it like a smoky Angel 198 00:08:51,540 --> 00:08:55,760 I'll pretend to be a drunk giraffe 199 00:08:56,660 --> 00:08:59,880 [ __ ] you no I just mean your statue West 200 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:02,339 but you're sort of a little bit elastic 201 00:09:02,339 --> 00:09:05,820 you know I can put my fist in my mouth 202 00:09:05,820 --> 00:09:09,380 so I'll give you that 203 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,860 so do you know either of them I used to 204 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:16,800 know David and what about um 205 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,240 Simon 206 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:21,360 do you know do you know Simon 207 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,700 what does that mean 208 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:25,500 oh no 209 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:28,320 no no no I just had no memory of him 210 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:31,019 whatsoever 211 00:09:31,019 --> 00:09:35,040 sent me an email that said long time no 212 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:39,480 see oh God I hate that phrase it's me so 213 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:42,660 nervous or did you challenge no I just 214 00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:46,440 replied you two can't wait to catch up 215 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,180 I asked around apparently he's quite 216 00:09:48,180 --> 00:09:50,660 forgettable 217 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,060 don't tell him I said he was forgettable 218 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:56,220 oh that I forgot him 219 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:58,760 don't 220 00:10:03,140 --> 00:10:06,300 can you really fit your fist into your 221 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:08,540 mouth 222 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,160 oh 223 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:18,120 hi hi hello hello there hello hi uh Kate 224 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:21,500 uh Simon hi Phoebe 225 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,959 yay 226 00:10:23,959 --> 00:10:25,820 long time 227 00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:28,860 you've worked with Phoebe before yeah 228 00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:31,260 yeah yeah yeah yeah we go back away when 229 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:33,480 was that sorry babes just hasn't had a 230 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:36,060 chance to to to to tell me when 231 00:10:36,060 --> 00:10:39,959 what's that oh well Phoebe you 232 00:10:39,959 --> 00:10:42,120 um did I not you tell it you tell it 233 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,279 this time I was just talking about it um 234 00:10:44,279 --> 00:10:48,300 I can't remember the name of the um 235 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:51,420 the play the play yeah like a fishbone 236 00:10:51,420 --> 00:10:54,959 like a fishbone at the little horse at 237 00:10:54,959 --> 00:10:57,600 the bush yeah a couple of years ago yeah 238 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,700 well 2010 239 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:03,120 years ago yeah yeah happy happy here 240 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,800 it's lovely to be in your both your 241 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,079 orbits to sort of read a little bit of 242 00:11:07,079 --> 00:11:09,120 this it's a it's a sort of scene from uh 243 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,860 series one of the UK version we sort of 244 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:12,240 tinted with it a little bit Andrew less 245 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,860 of it love it 246 00:11:13,860 --> 00:11:16,380 God thank you uh I'm just gonna go and 247 00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:18,600 grab a notebook quickly okay 248 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,240 very nice to see you 249 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:24,620 've got to say lovely to see you 250 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:32,310 that was not Jesus 251 00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:35,390 [Applause] 252 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,040 Michael 253 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:42,120 Phoebe hello [ __ ] me it's Kate Blanchard 254 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:45,600 hi what are you doing here what are you 255 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,019 doing here 256 00:11:48,180 --> 00:11:50,519 um Simon 257 00:11:50,519 --> 00:11:53,160 um we we just went aware that Michael 258 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:56,600 was actually going to be here 259 00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:58,740 I I was unaware Michael was going to be 260 00:11:58,740 --> 00:12:00,300 here yeah we've actually specifically 261 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,760 told that he wouldn't be here yeah 262 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,579 um sorry we are just supposed to be 263 00:12:05,579 --> 00:12:07,320 observing but what do you mean by we 264 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:10,380 what what are you doing here uh we're 265 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:12,540 reading for the show which show your 266 00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:14,640 show my show our show what did you mean 267 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:17,100 by we we're reading for we're reading 268 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,079 for Simon sorry have you worked with 269 00:12:19,079 --> 00:12:21,420 Simon before baby has 270 00:12:21,420 --> 00:12:22,459 um 271 00:12:22,459 --> 00:12:25,800 2012.10 is David's not coming is he 272 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:29,779 hello Jesus sorry mate 273 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,680 Phoebe 274 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,839 David 275 00:12:33,839 --> 00:12:35,640 long time no see 276 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,440 a long time let's see what are you doing 277 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,880 here what are you doing here stop 278 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:41,160 repeating each other I'm sorry I just I 279 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,480 won't be in the same room with him well 280 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,459 technically we're not in the gym room oh 281 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:45,959 oh technically we're not in the same 282 00:12:45,959 --> 00:12:47,779 room 283 00:12:47,779 --> 00:12:50,779 we're not actually in the same room 284 00:12:50,779 --> 00:12:53,639 Simon Simon sorry could you remind me 285 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:57,139 again what are they doing here 286 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:02,120 uh where the new Michael and David 287 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:07,570 [Music] 288 00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:12,060 who are you who are you who are you who 289 00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:15,060 am I I'm Tom who the [ __ ] is Tom uh 290 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:17,459 David's best friend Tom he's probably 291 00:13:17,459 --> 00:13:19,260 talked about me if you're around him 292 00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:21,959 like ever 293 00:13:21,959 --> 00:13:24,240 okay your silence is insane can you 294 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:27,720 please get him for me um no who are you 295 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,399 who are you are you his personal 296 00:13:29,399 --> 00:13:31,680 assistant his masseuse his Dungeons and 297 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,440 Dragons person do you clean his daily 298 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,060 are you like his patissier do you make 299 00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:37,500 his pastries tell me what you're doing 300 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,959 there well uh yeah all those all those 301 00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:42,899 things and also his wife 302 00:13:42,899 --> 00:13:44,639 Georgia 303 00:13:44,639 --> 00:13:48,019 so you've made love with him 304 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,220 okay sorry can you can you can you tell 305 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:51,600 me where he is where is he yeah he's 306 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,320 just on a call 307 00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:04,800 watch what do you mean is it with Phoebe 308 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,360 and Kate George's with Phoebe and Kate 309 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,760 who is he being Kate I'm gonna be sick 310 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,380 Mary's on her way over here right now 311 00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:13,200 with the Golden Globe 312 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,839 congratulations she's gonna beat me to 313 00:14:15,839 --> 00:14:17,100 death with it 314 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,680 did you know that Phoebe hates David 315 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:22,980 Phoebe yeah because I had no idea nobody 316 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:26,220 told me Phoebe as in wallabridge yeah 317 00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:28,920 the monologue woman the monologue woman 318 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:32,120 yeah you're [ __ ] 319 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,100 hey Michael 320 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:45,060 who who let you in to this 321 00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:48,779 uh Tom did who's Tom Mary's assistant 322 00:14:48,779 --> 00:14:50,839 Tom well he shouldn't have done that 323 00:14:50,839 --> 00:14:53,880 okay I'm sorry I thought I thought you 324 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:57,240 liked each other not anymore oh Let It 325 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,220 Go Phoebe uh David why don't you tell 326 00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:01,079 them no we worked on board church 327 00:15:01,079 --> 00:15:03,000 together second series why is that 328 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,800 awesome oh it matters should we just 329 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,720 read instead let's read the scene 330 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,760 um sorry Kate can I I'm I'm just gonna 331 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:09,959 get this out of the way 332 00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:16,139 I am a huge fan oh my God thank you I 333 00:15:16,139 --> 00:15:18,540 mean your micro shame oh my God uh 334 00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:20,940 Yorkie Blanchard Kate Blanchard's a big 335 00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:23,160 fan oh I mean no no seriously seriously 336 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,720 I only had this way of just losing 337 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:27,240 yourself in your roles well excuse me 338 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:30,240 didn't someone play Bob Dylan come in 339 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,040 can we read no I'd like David still 340 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,480 hurts I know anyone wants to hear the 341 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,139 story Simon wants 342 00:15:37,079 --> 00:15:39,120 to see I supposed to no I remember that 343 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,519 I remember that from the Dunbar the bush 344 00:15:41,519 --> 00:15:43,980 like a goldfish fish bone yeah exactly I 345 00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:45,660 remember that you that you like a good 346 00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:47,880 story uh yeah I mean there are other 347 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,160 more memorable things about me well so 348 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,440 we were filming Broadchurch on location 349 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:56,220 there were long days and it happened 350 00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:58,680 that occasionally I would need the 351 00:15:58,680 --> 00:15:59,880 bathroom 352 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,459 so when I did need to go early on David 353 00:16:02,459 --> 00:16:04,199 would find a way of making his phone 354 00:16:04,199 --> 00:16:06,540 omit a sound 355 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:09,540 a sound like a text alert a text alert 356 00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:12,240 it's like a ping ping what 357 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,180 he was methodical 358 00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:18,420 I'd go and his phone would ping I didn't 359 00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:20,940 notice it first weeks passed cause and 360 00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:24,120 effect swap places his phone would ping 361 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,279 and it just it became pavlovian this 362 00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:29,880 this can't be real it is real I heard it 363 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:32,100 and I had to go immediately and 364 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:34,139 involuntarily it was a joke I was 365 00:16:34,139 --> 00:16:36,300 written out of scenes it was a joke 366 00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:39,300 whole scenes because I had to go to the 367 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:41,459 toilet that's not what happened that is 368 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,199 what happened I thought it would be 369 00:16:43,199 --> 00:16:45,480 funny well it's not yeah all right how 370 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,399 much comedy have you done she is funny 371 00:16:47,399 --> 00:16:50,160 have you seen notes on a scandal yeah 372 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:53,279 have you you ruined my career 373 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,380 stop being cast roles dried up I was 374 00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:57,060 difficult to work with no one wanted to 375 00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:58,920 hire me because they called me 376 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:02,459 the Lou recluse what the flea bag I had 377 00:17:02,459 --> 00:17:05,040 to [ __ ] create a fleabag I inspired 378 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,679 you we read please I had to carve my way 379 00:17:07,679 --> 00:17:09,780 back in please can we read look I'm 380 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:12,299 sorry I've I I've got to be somewhere 381 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,160 I've got to be on another call no come 382 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,260 on I'm sorry please I really have to get 383 00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:18,299 on another call seriously why have we 384 00:17:18,299 --> 00:17:21,179 not met before I I don't know we've got 385 00:17:21,179 --> 00:17:23,339 to do something about that yeah hang on 386 00:17:23,339 --> 00:17:25,439 if you two are playing us who's playing 387 00:17:25,439 --> 00:17:26,939 our other house who's playing Georgia 388 00:17:26,939 --> 00:17:30,120 you mean George George is that joke you 389 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,860 wouldn't know a joke if it came on your 390 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:32,880 face 391 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,900 sorry who 392 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:40,280 are who are Partners uh Simon 393 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:41,760 um 394 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:45,900 Martin Freeman ah no no no [ __ ] you no 395 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:48,179 not Martin Freeman not again so he's 396 00:17:48,179 --> 00:17:52,039 lovely no he is a [ __ ] thief 397 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,220 I 398 00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:59,160 okay look I I was going to be Bilbo 399 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,140 Baggins you were supposed to be in The 400 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:04,200 Hobbit yes it was mine the role was mine 401 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,600 I'd accepted it and then he stole it 402 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,240 from me oh no no no no he's a sweetheart 403 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,820 no he's a monster can we read please is 404 00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:13,980 that when you were recast yep I thought 405 00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:17,160 it was me sorry when would you ever 406 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,440 replace me 407 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:22,320 he did look like a Hobbit Peter Jackson 408 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:26,280 he did ask me about you when I mean it 409 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,200 was a it was a long time ago and what 410 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,720 did you say well I was honest and said 411 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,880 I'd never heard of you 412 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:33,960 oh 413 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,320 what did he ask you about Martin oh yes 414 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,700 I just 415 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,200 said I thought he was all right and 416 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,039 frost Nixon 417 00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:46,260 that was that was me that was you that 418 00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:50,120 was me yeah that was him yeah 419 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:53,700 oh you ruined my career and then back 420 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,620 off hairy legs I didn't know that was 421 00:18:55,620 --> 00:19:01,020 you I lose myself in my roles well 422 00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:04,500 do it less so do it less yes Lose 423 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:07,440 Yourself less Lose Myself less please 424 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,820 can we read please please 425 00:19:11,179 --> 00:19:13,860 can we read can we just read can we read 426 00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:15,840 it can we just read it once just please 427 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,500 read it 428 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:24,500 yeah yeah great thank you 429 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:36,360 foreign 430 00:19:40,190 --> 00:20:03,369 [Music] 431 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,340 [Music] 432 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,430 thank you 433 00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:32,059 [Music] 434 00:20:32,059 --> 00:20:36,780 yes yes the seventh letter of lead actor 435 00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:40,980 in staged is the last letter of or 436 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:46,260 across and four acrosses for all time 437 00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:49,440 right it's infinite 438 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:54,900 last letter is e d a v i d t e n n a n t 439 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:58,620 oh what about Immortal last letter is l 440 00:20:58,620 --> 00:21:03,600 m i c h a e l s h e e n 441 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:07,080 uh any other crosswords 442 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:11,340 um two across animated animal uh is 443 00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:13,919 three letters and it shares a first 444 00:21:13,919 --> 00:21:17,980 letter with either you or me 445 00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:21,029 [Music] 446 00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:22,860 dog 447 00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:25,320 man dog 448 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:26,640 dog dogs 449 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,100 Snoopy 450 00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:31,320 Deputy dog 451 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,340 um 452 00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:35,820 droopy it's ant and animated animal 453 00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:39,460 three letters ant from the movie and 454 00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:41,120 [Music] 455 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:44,400 and it is Immortal that doesn't fit with 456 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,870 either of us because it's Adrian Lester 457 00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:51,150 [Music] 458 00:21:51,380 --> 00:21:55,880 ah oh that's disappointing 459 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,360 [Music] 460 00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:00,240 usually anyway episode and he was [ __ ] 461 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,530 yeah he was [ __ ] 462 00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:05,520 [Music] 30303

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