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- It's like, whenever somebody
comes out and they're trashing
somebody else,
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I get it. You know, that
person's a piece of shit.
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But, what about you?
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Huh?
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What are you doing?
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Just going around
vetting people.
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Let me ask you this.
Who's vetting the vetters?
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[static]
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Shit only runs one fucking way
with those social justice
warriors.
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They're sexist!
And they're intolerant.
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What about Coco Chanel?
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She's a feminist hero?
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This fucking chick liked clothes
more than she liked people.
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No one's saying shit about her.
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Fucking Nazis took
over her own country
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and then, the second
she saw them showing up,
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in their fucking
Hugo Boss uniforms,
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she was all down with them.
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She was a Nazi sympathizer.
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"Ooh, but does she
make a nice purse!"
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[funky synth rock instrumental]
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[grunting]
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[crickets buzzing]
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[sobbing]
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[sniffling]
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[engine rumbling]
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[engine fading]
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- What the fuck
are you doing here?
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- Come on, get out of the way,
you fucking tree hugger.
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[birds chirping]
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[gasping]
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- I will not!
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[chains jangling]
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You pollute the atmosphere,
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you cu-cut down trees
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and, you know...
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the ozone-
- Hey, that's really cool,
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but one way or another,
we're coming through.
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[birds chirping]
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♪
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[sighing]
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[shovel clanging]
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[panting]
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[footsteps]
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[sighing]
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[ominous music]
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♪
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[news theme]
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REPORTER: Chestnut
Valley, the center of a high
profile standoff
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between the expansion
of local infrastructure
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and extremist
environmentalists.
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At the center of it
all, Clint Irwin.
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- Is it a crime to
care about the planet?
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REPORTER: Clint says
there's no one more
knowledgeable than him
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on the topic of
deforestation.
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- You know, who
needs paper?
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You know?
Everything's online.
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- I think it's great.
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He's standing up for
what he believes in.
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I wish we had
more of that in this country.
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- You know, every tree
branch is like a cloud, someday,
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because of oxygen
through... [inhaling]
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the... bark.
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REPORTER: When it comes
to protecting the
environment,
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I asked Clint, how far
is he willing to go?
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- As far as it takes,
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if it means no one
will ever dig here.
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REPORTER: Paula
Shaw, Action 9 News.
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- I wanna see
one of these white chicks
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with the fucking blond hair,
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the fake blond hair,
I want to see you get vetted.
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A 28-year-old gorgeous woman
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fucking a 70-year-old rich guy.
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That's not a predator?
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His whole body
looks like a fucking ball bag?
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That's your dream guy?
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You know what she's doing, she's
feeding him bacon every morning,
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trying to give him that last
heart attack so she can take his
house.
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[static]
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KAREN: Oh God, there's someone
trespassing in our neighborhood.
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There are kids out playing,
God knows what he's doing.
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- I'm filming you now,
how do you like it?
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KAREN: Go ahead,
I'm not doing anything wrong.
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So, where do you live?
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- Uh, this woman's been
following me for no goddamned
reason.
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KAREN: Where do you live?
- I don't have to tell you!
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KAREN: I am trying to keep
this neighborhood respectable.
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I have a right to know
what you're doing here.
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- I'm walking.
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KAREN: You know, I
could call the cops.
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What is your address?
- I'm literally just walking.
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You can call the cops on me
literally just walking.
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KAREN: Yeah!
- Racist, damn!
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KAREN: Excuse me, I am not
racist, I work with Blacks
everyday!
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And I know you're not just
walking around, come on.
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- Not just walking around?
I'm just not walk-- OK.
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All right, stay away from me!
KAREN: What is your name?
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- Actually, fine.
My name is Jerome Stevens.
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I live, literally,
on this street!
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We're probably neighbors.
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Happy, now?
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- Good, OK, OK, uh, uh,
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I have your name,
so watch your behavior,
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and I have it on video,
so watch your behavior.
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Go on now.
JEROME: Wait a sec, wait.
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Wait, I recognize that voice.
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- No you don't! JEROME:
Wait, Principal Henderson?!
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Oh shit! [laughing]
Wait , stop!
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Principal Henderson, come back
out, come back around here,
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I'm going to post this shit
all on Facebook, come on.
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[Jerome laughing]
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I knew it!
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Take off that fucking mask.
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Take off the mask.
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You heard me.
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Oh my God!
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- Give it to me.
JEROME: Wait, back up,
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back, back up!
- Give me that phone!
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JEROME: Hey, take one more
fucking step and I swear to God,
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I'll post this shit everywhere.
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Fuck Facebook,
I'll send it straight to CNN.
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- Fine, what do you want?
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JEROME: I want As for
the rest of the Goddamned year.
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[birds chirping]
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- [softly] OK.
JEROME: I can't hear you.
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[throat clearing]
I couldn't-- couldn't hear that,
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could you say that again?
- OK?
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[Jerome laughing] JEROME:
No, I need you to say it.
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- You will have As
for the rest of the year.
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OK?
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JEROME: Wait what, what's that?
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Wait, you've been talking about
keeping a respectable
neighborhood this whole time
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and you have the dog that's been
shitting on everybody's lawn?
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- I didn't have a
bag today. I just--
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JEROME: Didn't, didn't have a--
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I need you to pick it up.
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- No, I don't have a bag.
JEROME: I don't care
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if you don't have a bag. I need
you to pick up after your dog.
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I'm just trying to keep
this neighborhood respectable.
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[sighing]
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- No.
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JEROME: All right, well, I guess
I'll just have to send this shit
to Facebook, CNN,
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oh my God,
Instagram, TikTok, Snapchat--
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- Oh, OK! JEROME: Your
career is over! Oh, my--
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- Happy?
JEROME: Oh, my gosh!
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- Fucking people.
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JEROME: Oh, and for that shit,
now you've gotta eat it.
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- What?!
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JEROME: You heard me, eat it.
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I, uh, your career is over
if you don't eat it.
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- No, I'm not.
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[huffing]
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JEROME:
OK, then, see ya.
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KAREN: Wait!
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JEROME: Oh, I knew it.
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[footsteps]
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I'm waiting.
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[sighing]
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Oh, my--
oh, my God, oh my God!
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[retching]
Oh, my God!
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Thanks to everyone that tuned
into this Facebook Live.
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I'm gonna go gargle with
mouthwash, oh, my God!
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