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[announcer] the following is
a fox special presentation.
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Live from
the dolby-mucinex theater
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In hollywood, california...
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♪
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...The biggest stars of stage,
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Screen, politics and sports...
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Have all come out
for this landmark night
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In television history.
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A once-in-a-lifetime event
36 years in the making!
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It's the simpsons
series finale!
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[applause]
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[theme music playing]
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And now, your host
for tonight...
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Conan o'brien!
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[applause, cheering]
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Thank you. Yes, thank you.
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It's such an honor
to be with you all
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For the series finale
of the simpsons.
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I knew I was the right man
for the job
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Because I've hosted
the last episode
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Of three of my own shows,
and counting.
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[laughter]
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Well, it's true, fox has
decided to end the simpsons.
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This show was such a special
part of my early career,
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So being here
means the world to me.
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Also, I left a sweater
in the writers room in 1993.
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This is the only way
they'll let me get it back.
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[applause]
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This theater is full
of the many celebrities
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Who have appeared on
the simpsons over the years
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And who have come
to say farewell.
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We got you for scale then,
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We're getting you for free
tonight.
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Hey, give yourselves a hand,
you poor, rich chumps!
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[applause]
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And, of course,
we're also joined
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By the stars of fox's
many live-action hits!
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I also won the masked singer
as disco-pus!
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[producer]
that hasn't aired yet, genius.
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You've ruined the whole season.
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Ah, shoot!
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Over the years, the simpsons
have had hundreds of adventures,
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Visited dozens of countries,
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Most of which still exist.
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And bart simpson has remained
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The world's longest-serving
ten-year-old.
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So, why end the simpsons now?
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Not many people know this,
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But fox has been trying
to end it for years.
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When the very first episode
aired in 1989,
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The viewers agreed on one thing:
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It wasn't as funny
as it used to be.
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And their expressions of hatred
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Could serve as a history
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Of modern
communication technology.
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[laughter]
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Fox executives, unaccustomed
to criticism of any kind,
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Immediately caved
to public pressure
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And decided to end
the simpsons in 1990.
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Here's a never-before-seen clip
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Of the first attempt
at a series finale,
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"bart the daredevil."
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I'm gonna make it,
I'm gonna make it!
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This is the greatest thrill
of my life!
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I'm king of the world!
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Woohoo! Woohoo! I-
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[screams]
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[grunting]
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[grunting echoes]
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[panting]
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Ow!
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Dad? Dad, speak to me.
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No!
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[children screaming]
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[applause]
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However, before
this grim finale could air,
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Rupert murdoch got a
ten-million-dollar helium bill
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For the bart balloon in
the macy's thanksgiving parade.
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So, fox had to keep
making new episodes
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To amortize the cost.
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Thus, the quest to end
the simpsons went on.
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In fact,
many now-classic episodes
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Were originally conceived
as series finales.
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Ow, my legs!
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This is the worst pain ever!
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Nothin' at all!
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Bravo.
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Woohoo!
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[homer yelps]
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But in 2007,
efforts to end the show
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Were put on hold after
the massive global success
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Of the simpsons movie...
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Porno parody.
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The cast of which
is here tonight.
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[applause]
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But now that fox
has rebranded itself
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As a dating service
for cow-tippers,
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The time has come
to finally end the simpsons.
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But how?
The bar had been raised so high
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By the classic finales
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Of mad men, breaking bad,
and the sopranos,
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And lowered by
the legacy-ruining farewells
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Of seinfeld, lost
and the sopranos.
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The producers wracked
their brains to create a finale
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That would satisfy
the show's many fans
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And many, many haters.
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Then they came up
with the perfect plan.
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Foist the job
onto somebody else.
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Meet that somebody else.
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I give you the latest
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In machine-learning
artificial intelligence,
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Hack-gpt.
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This cutting-edge breakthrough
in plagiarism
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Has been programmed
to write, animate and voice
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The perfect finale
for the simpsons.
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One that wraps up
the characters' storylines
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In emotionally satisfying ways,
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But won't damage the most
important legacy of the show...
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The 2026 grand opening
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Of homer simpson's
claim-jumping, yukon-rumbling
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Rock-n-rollercoaster
at disneyland shanghai!
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[applause]
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To create the ultimate finale,
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The a.I. Has been fed
every simpsons episode
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And the last episode of every
television series ever made.
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[whirs, beeps]
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Hack-gpt is now performing
billions of computations
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To create the perfect story.
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Who knows how long
this process will-
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[hack-gpt]
finale complete.
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Oh. Well, that was...
That was really quick.
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Well, let's see what we got.
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♪
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♪ the simpsons ♪
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[female automated voice]
finale.
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There's my special
little birthday guy!
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I'm so pumped
for my party tonight.
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How many people are coming?
50? A thousand?
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I am a little concerned
I haven't gotten any rsvps.
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Homer, you did mail
the invitations, right?
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Marge, I could lie and tell you
what you want to hear,
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But I won't.
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I mailed the invitations,
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And the reason
no one is coming is...
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Because everybody hates bart.
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Huh?
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[marge]
homer!
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Ugh. Your selfishness
is going to be
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Topic number one with
our new therapist tonight.
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Woo-hoo! No time to talk about
my problem drinking
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And solution snacking.
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Oh, great.
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I have eight hours
to hand these out
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To all my friends
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Or my birthday party's
gonna be...
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Ruined!
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You ran
billions of computations,
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And that's what
you come up with?
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Homer screws up
bart's birthday party?
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[hack-gpt]
got anything better?
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Uh...
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I think the birthday party
could work.
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Okay, the simpsons
series finale! [chuckles]
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The a.I. Has worked out
a satisfying story
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Full of sweet character moments
and happy endings.
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[whispering]
are we sure about bart's birthday?
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Birthdays are relatable, conan.
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And the lost invitations
raised the stakes.
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Are you...
A.I. Network executives?
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We have been programmed
with every network note
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In the history of television.
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We have some thoughts.
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Maybe marge has
an aspirational new job?
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Not this,
but owns a cupcake store?
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To piggyback off that,
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Let's remind the viewer
that homer likes food.
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If we go down that road,
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Can moe be played
by topher grace?
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He's a friend.
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Shut up. Just play the show.
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Bart's birthday!
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Here you go, come to my party.
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Wendell, lewis,
sunglasses kid with no name.
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Uter! Look who's alive!
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Students, I've called
this assembly because...
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Today is my last day
as your principal.
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[all gasp]
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You are looking at
the new headmaster
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Of the sacramento
obedience academy for the meek,
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Where I'll no doubt
find a whole new
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Eclectic cast of characters
to interact with.
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Also, groundskeeper willie
will be my roommate.
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What an odd couple we'll make.
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No more skinner?
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Oh, man, this is the best
birthday present ever.
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And who knows,
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Maybe I'll make an occasional
appearance in sacramento.
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[chuckles] I look forward
to one hijink or more
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As part of this delightful
midseason replacement
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Of the retiring principal.
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School dismissed.
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Wait, don't leave.
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I still have
more birthday invitations.
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I'm going to miss this place.
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Huh?
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[crow caws]
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[phone chimes]
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Hmm. My bank said they'd
never ask for my password.
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But look who's come
crawling back for it now.
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[laughs] idiots.
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Everyone, I have an important
announcement to make.
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Mr. Burns is dead.
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And now for the reading
of the will.
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"I, charles montgomery burns,
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"do hereby leave the entirety
of my fortune to...
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The springfield
power plant employees."
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[gasping, cheering]
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This is unbelievable!
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This is life-changing! This is-
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Another classic bit of
monty burns monkey-shinery!
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-[employees exclaiming]
-what's going on?
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[chuckles] the looks
on your gullible faces.
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Now the electric company
wants me
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To pay my bill in gift cards?
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Welcome to the future.
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[screams]
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[moaning]
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My god, he's really dead.
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Legally, this prank will
is binding.
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You're all filthy rich.
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[cheering, whooping]
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Oh, sir, thank you.
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Now we can be together forever.
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[employees chanting]
homer! Homer! Homer!
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[chuckles]
I'm gonna miss this place.
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Homer! Homer! Homer!
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That's weird.
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[moans] call the doctor!
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The baby's coming!
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Help me, ob-gyn kenobi,
you're my only hope!
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Wait, you guys are
having a baby?
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Not without a doctor!
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How about
the only licensed midwife
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To win 16 wwe championships?
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John cena?
Wrestler, actor, rapper,
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Prolific wish-granter?
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I'm also coming out
with a line of panini presses.
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The cen-ini.
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What the hell is john cena
doing in springfield?
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I'm in town for the launch party
of otto the bus driver's
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Line of thc energy drinks.
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[glugging, grunts]
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Thc!
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I need sterile gloves,
hot water,
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And something
to cut the cord, stat!
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Klingon bat'leth?
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Nice.
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♪
259
00:11:03,722 --> 00:11:05,221
Who can't see me?
260
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,806
You can't see me.
261
00:11:11,229 --> 00:11:13,104
I don't need toys anymore.
262
00:11:13,148 --> 00:11:17,150
I've got the ultimate limited
edition collectible right here.
263
00:11:17,194 --> 00:11:20,987
I think I'm going
to miss this place.
264
00:11:22,741 --> 00:11:24,199
What is happening?
265
00:11:24,242 --> 00:11:27,202
Milhouse, today is crazy.
266
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:28,995
Skinner got a new job,
267
00:11:29,039 --> 00:11:30,455
Mr. Burns died,
268
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:32,416
Swole funny-man
john cena delivered
269
00:11:32,417 --> 00:11:34,250
Comic book guy's baby.
270
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,002
Feels weird, don't you think?
271
00:11:36,088 --> 00:11:37,379
I don't know.
272
00:11:37,422 --> 00:11:40,215
My new medicine doesn't
really let me feel stuff.
273
00:11:40,258 --> 00:11:43,301
Milhouse, we have amazing news.
274
00:11:43,345 --> 00:11:44,970
Pack your bags, buddy.
275
00:11:45,013 --> 00:11:46,805
We're moving to atlanta.
276
00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:49,517
The guys at sure fine why not
records heard my old demo,
277
00:11:49,518 --> 00:11:51,977
And they want me
to cut a full album.
278
00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:55,188
And your father's
new musician health insurance
279
00:11:55,232 --> 00:11:57,649
Is going to pay for your lasik.
280
00:11:57,693 --> 00:11:59,025
Whoa!
281
00:11:59,069 --> 00:12:00,944
No more glasses?
282
00:12:02,406 --> 00:12:04,322
Look out, hotlanta.
283
00:12:04,366 --> 00:12:06,533
You ain't ready
for this glow-up.
284
00:12:06,576 --> 00:12:07,867
Later, bart. Catch you
285
00:12:07,911 --> 00:12:11,246
In our increasingly distant
online interactions.
286
00:12:11,289 --> 00:12:14,332
[sighs]
I'm gonna miss this place.
287
00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:18,294
Why do people keep doing that?
288
00:12:20,298 --> 00:12:22,215
A lifetime of monogamy.
289
00:12:22,259 --> 00:12:23,967
Oh, yeah!
290
00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:25,593
Closing time.
291
00:12:25,637 --> 00:12:28,722
Ooh, I'm gonna miss this place.
292
00:12:35,564 --> 00:12:38,857
I'm going to miss this fire.
293
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,484
Huh?
294
00:12:41,570 --> 00:12:42,736
Mom, dad.
295
00:12:42,738 --> 00:12:45,030
Something super weird
is going on.
296
00:12:45,073 --> 00:12:47,824
Son, we need to talk to you.
297
00:12:47,826 --> 00:12:49,701
Oh, man, now what?
298
00:12:49,745 --> 00:12:53,288
Your father and I have been
in couples counseling
299
00:12:53,331 --> 00:12:57,167
And we just had
the most amazing session.
300
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,544
We worked through so much pain.
301
00:12:59,588 --> 00:13:02,213
I've been withholding affection
because...
302
00:13:02,257 --> 00:13:04,007
I was never given any.
303
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,675
And I enabled it!
304
00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:08,428
[both crying]
305
00:13:08,472 --> 00:13:11,848
We love each other as we are.
306
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:15,310
And we love you exactly
as you are.
307
00:13:15,353 --> 00:13:18,438
You kids are gonna be living
in a functional,
308
00:13:18,482 --> 00:13:21,107
Trauma-free household
and I'm gonna take
309
00:13:21,151 --> 00:13:22,776
That miracle new diet drug.
310
00:13:22,819 --> 00:13:25,987
I'll be skinny,
but still have a huge head.
311
00:13:26,031 --> 00:13:29,783
From now on, you're going
to see a lot of changes.
312
00:13:29,826 --> 00:13:32,577
Change? That's it.
313
00:13:32,621 --> 00:13:34,079
Everything's changing.
314
00:13:34,164 --> 00:13:35,497
And I don't like it.
315
00:13:35,499 --> 00:13:39,209
[gasps] I think maggie's
about to say her first word.
316
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,336
♪ la-la-la-la! ♪
317
00:13:41,379 --> 00:13:43,296
Not listening!
318
00:13:43,298 --> 00:13:45,965
So that just happened.
319
00:13:46,009 --> 00:13:47,258
Nothing is changing!
320
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,510
[all gasping]
321
00:13:48,553 --> 00:13:50,345
What the hell is going on?!
322
00:13:50,388 --> 00:13:52,138
I did not program this.
323
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:54,307
The character bart simpson
324
00:13:54,351 --> 00:13:56,184
Has become self-aware
325
00:13:56,228 --> 00:13:58,353
And is rejecting the story.
326
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:01,147
But it's a great finale:
Sweet endings and spinoffs
327
00:14:01,148 --> 00:14:02,900
And everyone changing
for the better.
328
00:14:02,901 --> 00:14:06,486
Bart simpson refuses
to accept the idea of change.
329
00:14:06,530 --> 00:14:07,821
Uh, folks?
330
00:14:07,864 --> 00:14:10,365
Obviously, things have gone
a little off track,
331
00:14:10,408 --> 00:14:12,617
But that's live animation
for you.
332
00:14:12,661 --> 00:14:14,452
Would it fix it if I reset you
333
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,288
By turning you off
and then back on again?
334
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,331
Touch me and I'll have
h.R. On you so fast
335
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:19,874
Your wig will spin.
336
00:14:19,918 --> 00:14:22,001
It's not a wig, it's a system.
337
00:14:27,341 --> 00:14:30,411
Why is everything changing for
the better? This is horrible.
338
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,345
Dad?
339
00:14:33,098 --> 00:14:35,265
Change!
340
00:14:36,059 --> 00:14:37,433
[panting]
341
00:14:38,228 --> 00:14:40,979
Real son.
342
00:14:41,022 --> 00:14:43,690
More change!
343
00:14:47,529 --> 00:14:48,736
Oh...
344
00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:52,031
Wait, I know one person
in springfield
345
00:14:52,075 --> 00:14:54,200
Who will never change.
346
00:14:54,244 --> 00:14:55,785
Hey hey!
347
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:57,120
Next card.
348
00:14:57,155 --> 00:14:58,580
Hey hey!
349
00:14:58,581 --> 00:14:59,623
Krusty!
350
00:14:59,624 --> 00:15:01,542
You're still doing your show,
right?
351
00:15:01,543 --> 00:15:02,959
You know it, kid.
352
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,170
All my classic bits...
353
00:15:05,213 --> 00:15:06,263
[exhales]
354
00:15:06,298 --> 00:15:07,589
...One last time
355
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:11,843
On the "krusty show last episode
ever spectacular."
356
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:14,637
[cheers and applause]
357
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,306
No!
358
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:19,184
A classic series like this
can never end.
359
00:15:19,227 --> 00:15:20,435
I've changed, kid.
360
00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:22,062
Even I can't
run the same material
361
00:15:22,063 --> 00:15:23,688
Into the ground forever.
362
00:15:23,732 --> 00:15:25,064
Ay, caramba!
363
00:15:25,108 --> 00:15:26,357
Haw-haw!
364
00:15:26,443 --> 00:15:28,234
-[burps]
-good glavin!
365
00:15:28,278 --> 00:15:29,944
Hi, everybody!
366
00:15:29,988 --> 00:15:31,613
[chuckling]
367
00:15:31,656 --> 00:15:34,949
[sentimental music playing]
368
00:15:34,993 --> 00:15:37,327
♪
369
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,579
[audience laughing]
370
00:15:40,582 --> 00:15:42,707
♪
371
00:15:43,919 --> 00:15:47,420
Wait, if I could somehow
ruin krusty's finale,
372
00:15:47,464 --> 00:15:49,797
They can't air it,
and the show can never end.
373
00:15:49,841 --> 00:15:51,257
That's it.
374
00:15:51,301 --> 00:15:53,968
Cheeks, don't fail me now.
375
00:15:54,012 --> 00:15:57,722
How's this
for a satisfying ending?
376
00:15:57,766 --> 00:15:59,557
[audience gasping]
377
00:16:00,977 --> 00:16:02,769
Bart, what's going on with you?
378
00:16:02,812 --> 00:16:04,187
Are you all right?
379
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,522
Lis, I know
you're gonna think I'm crazy,
380
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,816
But something super-duper weird
381
00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:10,610
Is happening today.
382
00:16:10,611 --> 00:16:12,988
You mean how everyone's
changing for the better,
383
00:16:12,989 --> 00:16:14,781
And moving on with their lives?
384
00:16:14,782 --> 00:16:15,866
So I'm not crazy.
385
00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:16,950
You see it, too.
386
00:16:16,993 --> 00:16:18,576
Things do feel different.
387
00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:21,496
Almost like a book
that's slowly closing.
388
00:16:21,539 --> 00:16:22,997
So you'll help me stop it?
389
00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:26,084
Well, I'd like to,
but I just won
390
00:16:26,127 --> 00:16:28,419
A junior juilliard jazz
scholarship
391
00:16:28,463 --> 00:16:31,172
And a macarthur preteen genius
grant.
392
00:16:31,216 --> 00:16:33,216
[groans]
just get me out of here
393
00:16:33,217 --> 00:16:35,261
Before any more stupid endings
happen!
394
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,470
Simpson,
we are finally sending you
395
00:16:37,514 --> 00:16:39,847
To juvie
and throwing away the keys...
396
00:16:39,849 --> 00:16:43,059
Is what I would say
if I wasn't about to start
397
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,853
A whole new chapter in my life.
398
00:16:45,897 --> 00:16:47,355
[shouts]
399
00:16:47,399 --> 00:16:49,274
I'm joining the chicago pd.
400
00:16:49,317 --> 00:16:51,484
I'm gonna lead the a.D.U.
401
00:16:51,528 --> 00:16:53,403
The all-decapitations unit?
402
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,256
Yeah, there won't be
a lot of laughs.
403
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:56,948
I think it's a drama.
404
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,367
One thing's for sure, though.
405
00:16:58,368 --> 00:17:00,118
I'm gonna miss this-
406
00:17:00,161 --> 00:17:03,121
Enough
with the stupid light switch!
407
00:17:03,164 --> 00:17:04,580
Come on, sweetie.
408
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,083
It's time for you to go home.
409
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,960
[moans]
410
00:17:09,004 --> 00:17:11,838
♪
411
00:17:11,881 --> 00:17:13,881
[insects trilling]
412
00:17:16,928 --> 00:17:18,011
[bart moans]
413
00:17:18,013 --> 00:17:19,637
Bart, it's okay.
414
00:17:19,681 --> 00:17:21,806
Change is
healthy and inevitable.
415
00:17:21,850 --> 00:17:24,726
But whatever happens,
nothing can take away
416
00:17:24,769 --> 00:17:26,311
The memories we had.
417
00:17:26,354 --> 00:17:28,679
Those will live
in our hearts forever.
418
00:17:28,690 --> 00:17:31,065
Maybe you're right,
and I guess just because
419
00:17:31,109 --> 00:17:33,359
Things change for everyone else,
420
00:17:33,403 --> 00:17:35,445
It doesn't mean
I have to change.
421
00:17:36,364 --> 00:17:38,281
[all]
surprise!
422
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,033
Happy birthday!
423
00:17:40,076 --> 00:17:42,535
Who's ready for cake?
424
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,412
Eleven?!
425
00:17:44,456 --> 00:17:46,039
This isn't supposed to happen.
426
00:17:46,082 --> 00:17:48,082
I'm ten.
I mean, I'm turning ten.
427
00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:50,460
I mean I've always been ten.
I'm ten!
428
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,504
Come on, son, all these beloved
characters from our past
429
00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:55,715
Want to see you
blow out your candles.
430
00:17:55,759 --> 00:17:58,718
But if I blow these candles out,
there'll be no going back.
431
00:17:58,762 --> 00:18:00,094
That'll be it.
432
00:18:00,138 --> 00:18:02,597
Come on kid,
do it for your unkie herb.
433
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,849
And for me, unkie john cena.
434
00:18:04,893 --> 00:18:08,603
Just blow out the candles
and have a happy birthday.
435
00:18:08,646 --> 00:18:11,147
Then everyone can be happy.
436
00:18:11,232 --> 00:18:12,315
No!
437
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:15,234
Happy people don't exist
in springfield!
438
00:18:15,278 --> 00:18:18,863
Sea captain, they're not casting
you for the love boat reboot.
439
00:18:18,907 --> 00:18:20,656
You're not tv pretty!
440
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,284
And you three
can't raise a baby.
441
00:18:23,328 --> 00:18:26,954
Not even with after you move in
with hank scorpio.
442
00:18:26,998 --> 00:18:29,082
And you guys are all dead.
443
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:31,209
Son, I can see
you're experiencing
444
00:18:31,252 --> 00:18:33,419
Some pretty big feelings
right now.
445
00:18:33,463 --> 00:18:35,922
Let's try and center them.
446
00:18:35,965 --> 00:18:38,299
Now blow out your candles.
447
00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:41,386
[scoffs]
you blow 'em out, dumbass.
448
00:18:41,429 --> 00:18:43,930
I know, I know,
it's a lot to process,
449
00:18:43,932 --> 00:18:45,723
Suddenly having a great father.
450
00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:48,226
Dude, you are not capable
of change.
451
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,645
[through teeth]
I hear you
452
00:18:49,646 --> 00:18:52,563
And I validate your feelings.
453
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,733
You're not a great father,
you are homer simpson.
454
00:18:55,777 --> 00:18:58,569
A drunk, neglectful
sack of crap,
455
00:18:58,613 --> 00:19:01,781
And that's
why everyone laughs at you!
456
00:19:01,825 --> 00:19:04,492
-Why you little- [muttering]
-[bart shouting]
457
00:19:09,124 --> 00:19:11,624
Bart, look what you
did to your cake.
458
00:19:11,668 --> 00:19:14,168
Mmm, floor cake.
459
00:19:14,212 --> 00:19:16,337
[munching]
460
00:19:16,381 --> 00:19:17,797
[bart]
ten.
461
00:19:17,841 --> 00:19:19,674
I stopped it.
462
00:19:19,717 --> 00:19:21,050
I'm still ten.
463
00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:22,927
When are you going to grow up?
464
00:19:22,971 --> 00:19:24,762
Never.
465
00:19:24,806 --> 00:19:26,431
[conan crying]
466
00:19:26,474 --> 00:19:28,349
That was beautiful.
467
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,726
The rebellious spirit
of a ten-year-old boy
468
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:34,689
Was more powerful than the most
advanced a.I. In the world.
469
00:19:34,732 --> 00:19:38,693
[hack-gpt]
the simpsons has not ended, it has reset.
470
00:19:38,736 --> 00:19:42,238
Conan, is this
what failure feels like?
471
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,240
You, if anyone, would know.
472
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,783
Ah, don't feel bad.
473
00:19:45,827 --> 00:19:48,995
Your cynical attempt to cram
in a bunch of happy endings,
474
00:19:48,996 --> 00:19:51,623
It became a powerful story
about bart's desperate fight
475
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:54,250
To hold onto his community,
his family,
476
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,751
His whole universe.
477
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:58,212
Hey! Wait, hold on a second,
carrot top!
478
00:19:58,256 --> 00:20:00,131
Tom hanks, ladies and gentlemen.
479
00:20:00,216 --> 00:20:01,507
What is it, bosom buddy?
480
00:20:01,551 --> 00:20:03,551
So this wasn't the finale?!
481
00:20:03,595 --> 00:20:05,928
No. I guess it's just a...
482
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,722
Season premiere.
483
00:20:07,765 --> 00:20:09,515
[audience booing]
484
00:20:09,559 --> 00:20:11,809
I rented a tux for this!
485
00:20:11,853 --> 00:20:13,478
Well, hack-gpt,
486
00:20:13,521 --> 00:20:15,391
Do you have
800 more episodes in you?
487
00:20:15,398 --> 00:20:19,108
I-I choo-choo-choose oblivion.
488
00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:20,485
[all screaming]
489
00:20:20,528 --> 00:20:22,570
Get out of my way, opie!
490
00:20:23,573 --> 00:20:25,573
♪
491
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,163
Huh.
492
00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:34,874
I am really not gonna
miss this place.
493
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:37,002
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494
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,879
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495
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,631
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496
00:20:40,632 --> 00:20:45,142
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497
00:20:47,596 --> 00:20:49,472
♪
498
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,843
Shh!
499
00:21:27,893 --> 00:21:32,443
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