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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,160 ♪ Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians Slimy Stuarts, Vile Victorians ♪ 2 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:13,000 ♪ Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights Dingy Castles, Daring Knights ♪ 3 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,800 ♪ Horrors that defy description Cut-throat Celts, Awful Egyptians ♪ 4 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:18,800 ♪ Vicious Vikings, Cruel Crime Punishments from ancient times ♪ 5 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:21,440 ♪ Roman, Rotten, Rank and ruthless Cavemen savage, fierce and toothless ♪ 6 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:24,040 ♪ Groovy Greeks, Reigning stages Mean and Measley Middle Ages ♪ 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:29,280 ♪ Gory Stories we do that And your host a talking rat ♪ 8 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:32,320 ♪ The past is no longer a mystery ♪ 9 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:37,480 ♪ Welcome to Horrible Histories! ♪ 10 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,880 [narrator] Savage Songs. 11 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:43,880 Hello there. 12 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:49,200 Welcome to the Savage Songs special which has given me a brilliant idea. 13 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,680 All I've got to do is write a catchy song 14 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:55,640 and I'll be as famous as the great Greek leader, Alexander the Great. 15 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:59,040 [audience cheering] 16 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:07,360 ♪ Alexander is my name Macedonia's most famous commander ♪ 17 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:10,080 ♪ History calls "The Great" But I prefer "The Greatest" ♪ 18 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:13,560 ♪ A king aged only 20 When my dad assassinated ♪ 19 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,760 ♪ Advisors called for calm But frankly peace is overrated ♪ 20 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,280 ♪ Crushed rebels in Greek city states ♪ 21 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:23,320 ♪ So thousands of them martyrs ♪ 22 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:27,080 ♪ Made short labour of my neighbours ♪ 23 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:30,320 ♪ And that was just for starters ♪ 24 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:33,520 ♪ Alexander ♪ 25 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,880 ♪ Full-time fighter ♪ 26 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:40,920 ♪ Made my home rule secure But that wasn't enough ♪ 27 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,160 ♪ I wanted more, more, more! ♪ 28 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:48,680 ♪ And so began my master plan To conquer by invasion ♪ 29 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:52,000 ♪ Started with dad's enemy The famous Persian nation ♪ 30 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,480 ♪ Ruler Darius had far more troops An inconvenience ♪ 31 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:58,920 ♪ But I won, then thrashed Egypt I'm a military genius ♪ 32 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,080 ♪ Founded Egypt's Alexandria ♪ 33 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:05,200 ♪ Named for the greatest man alive ♪ ♪ I was now Pharaoh and King of Persia ♪ 34 00:02:09,199 --> 00:02:12,360 ♪ Not bad for 25 ♪ 35 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:15,400 ♪ Alexander ♪ 36 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:19,040 ♪ Victorious fighter ♪ 37 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:23,320 ♪ "The Greatest" sounds flat How about "The Living God"? ♪ 38 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:27,000 ♪ Yeah, I'll buy that ♪ 39 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,320 ♪ My loyal followers said That's the stuff ♪ 40 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,680 ♪ But I, a born warrior, said It's not enough ♪ 41 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:37,320 ♪ Let's take India Last man there is a fool ♪ 42 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,800 ♪ Started wearing Persian clothes Boy, I looked so cool ♪ 43 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:42,680 ♪ But made my troops suspicious ♪ 44 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,760 ♪ Men called me too ambitious ♪ 45 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,240 ♪ Said they wouldn't follow me ♪ 46 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,240 ♪ Guitar solo, Ptolemy ♪ 47 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:53,200 [guitar solo] 48 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:58,520 ♪ Because of me, Ptolemy, he'll go far ♪ 49 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:02,480 ♪ He'll found the dynasty That ends with Cleopatra ♪ 50 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:05,520 ♪ Then there's Hephaestian My best friend, of course ♪ 51 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:09,360 ♪ Unless you count Bucephalus But he's a horse ♪ 52 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,480 ♪ Why the long face, my friend? ♪ 53 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:12,960 [neighing] 54 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:16,000 ♪ Anyway, together it was going grand ♪ 55 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:19,320 ♪ Till Heph and Bucy died And my men took a stand ♪ 56 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,960 ♪ I wanted to continue But my hands were tied ♪ 57 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:28,320 ♪ So I sat in my tent and I cried ♪ 58 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:36,360 ♪ Ooh! ♪ 59 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:39,880 ♪ Alexander ♪ 60 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:43,160 ♪ No more a fighter ♪ 61 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,640 ♪ Adventures had to stop ♪ 62 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,800 ♪ Cos 323 B.C. ♪ 63 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:51,560 ♪ Saw me drop ♪ 64 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:53,400 ♪ Dead ♪ 65 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:01,440 Alexander the Great may have been famous, 66 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:03,960 but was he as rich as Roman politician 67 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,200 Marcus Licinius Crassus? I doubt it. 68 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:11,000 [techno music playing] 69 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:16,640 ♪ I'm Marcus Licinius Crassus ♪ 70 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,480 ♪ No rich man could ever surpass us ♪ 71 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,399 ♪ Wanted people to say I was brave ♪ 72 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,320 ♪ But lost my first fight And hid in a cave ♪ 73 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,520 ♪ Living there could be A pauper's nightmare ♪ 74 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,200 ♪ But if you're rich like me Then you don't care ♪ 75 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:28,120 ♪ I called my slave to the cave To ask it ♪ 76 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,360 ♪ To cook a feast and lower in a basket ♪ 77 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:32,720 ♪ There's Romans think they're minted ♪ 78 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,280 ♪ But they ain't rich like me ♪ ♪ You can't call yourself loaded ♪ 79 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:38,040 ♪ Till you can buy an army ♪ 80 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,800 ♪ Ran Rome with Pompey and Caesar ♪ 81 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,760 ♪ They're more famous than me ♪ 82 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:43,680 ♪ But I'm the world's richest geezer ♪ 83 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:45,960 ♪ There's no one richer than me ♪ 84 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,840 ♪ I'm minted! I backed General Sulla ♪ 85 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,760 ♪ Every day my wallet got fuller ♪ 86 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:55,160 ♪ Took the land off our enemies To flog it ♪ 87 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:58,440 ♪ Used to the cash to fill my pocket If I heard of a house on fire ♪ 88 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:00,360 ♪ I'd rush over, be a quick cash buyer ♪ 89 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:04,320 ♪ My firemen would then douse the flames Boom! Another big house to my name ♪ 90 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:08,480 ♪ There's Romans think they're minted But they ain't rich like me ♪ 91 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:10,240 ♪ You can't call yourself loaded ♪ 92 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,200 ♪ Till you can buy an army ♪ 93 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:14,280 ♪ Ran Rome with Pompey and Caesar ♪ 94 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,160 ♪ They're more famous than me ♪ 95 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,000 ♪ But I'm the world's richest geezer ♪ 96 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,840 ♪ There's no one richer than me ♪ 97 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,800 ♪ I'm minted! I bought an army for fighting Spartacus ♪ 98 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:27,640 ♪ At the start, my men lost heart-acus ♪ 99 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,320 ♪ I killed one in ten in a killing spree ♪ 100 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,160 ♪ So they were more scared of me Than the enemy ♪ 101 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,200 ♪ Smashed the slaves, it got real gory ♪ 102 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:35,120 ♪ But then Pompey stole my glory ♪ 103 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,920 ♪ To show it was me That crushed the horde ♪ 104 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,840 ♪ Nailed up the slaves Like on a billboard ♪ 105 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,240 ♪ They're splinted! Not enough to be a politician ♪ 106 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,040 ♪ Wanted triumph Took my army on a mission ♪ 107 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:48,040 ♪ Got owned by the Parthian Persians ♪ 108 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,200 ♪ They killed me But you'll hear two versions ♪ 109 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:53,800 ♪ The famous one's quite hard to follow They gave me boiling gold to swallow ♪ 110 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,440 ♪ But the true way they made me pay? ♪ 111 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:58,120 ♪ They used my head as a prop in a play ♪ 112 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:01,960 ♪ Embarrassing ♪ 113 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,720 ♪ There's Romans think they're minted ♪ 114 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,360 ♪ But they ain't rich like me ♪ 115 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,400 ♪ You can't call yourself loaded ♪ 116 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,560 ♪ Till you can buy an army ♪ 117 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:11,560 ♪ Ran Rome with Pompey and Caesar ♪ 118 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,240 ♪ They're more famous than me ♪ 119 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,000 ♪ But I'm the world's richest geezer ♪ 120 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:18,240 ♪ There's no one richer than me ♪ 121 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:22,080 [laughing] I love it! Tell me you don't love it. 122 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,040 I haven't written the song yet. 123 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:25,960 This is a list of some of the things I plan to do 124 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,440 when I'm a rock 'n' roll star. 125 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:30,480 [laughs] Mainly, touring the world and trashing places. 126 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:31,880 A bit like being a Viking. 127 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:35,320 Although, Vikings weren't just violent invaders. 128 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,640 Oh, no. 129 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:42,720 [calming guitar music playing] 130 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:49,400 ♪ We Vikings have an awful reputation With your nation ♪ 131 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:54,280 ♪ But when we'd finished Plundering and pillages ♪ 132 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,160 ♪ Made nice villages ♪ 133 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:03,200 ♪ Any place name ending Thorpe or Kirk or By was us you see ♪ 134 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,560 ♪ Scunthorpe, Ormskirk, Wetherby ♪ 135 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,720 ♪ Scarborough fair ♪ 136 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,000 ♪ We named them, yeah ♪ 137 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,640 ♪ We split your isles diagonally ♪ 138 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,120 ♪ From South East to North West ♪ 139 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,800 ♪ Our section called the Danelaw ♪ 140 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:20,960 ♪ King Alfred ruled the rest ♪ 141 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:24,360 ♪ Think we're scary? No, don't flee ♪ 142 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,880 ♪ Conquered Saxons would find we ♪ 143 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,880 ♪ Settled and lived in ♪ 144 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:32,320 ♪ Harmony ♪ 145 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,240 ♪ Vike-Eng-Land ♪ 146 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,320 ♪ Though we began as raiders ♪ 147 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:39,800 ♪ So well planned ♪ 148 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,400 ♪ You accepted us as traders ♪ 149 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:49,160 ♪ We introduced some new terms ♪ 150 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:52,040 ♪ Husband, Gasp, Egg, Awkward, Nag, Leg ♪ 151 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:55,960 ♪ More than 50 words to leave your lingo ♪ 152 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,440 ♪ To your liking, thank a Viking ♪ 153 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,560 ♪ Your little town of Swansea City ♪ 154 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,720 ♪ Named for our King Sweyn ♪ 155 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,120 ♪ Waterford and Dublin ♪ 156 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,800 ♪ Us old Norse Vikings again ♪ 157 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,040 ♪ As farmers, we made doubly sure ♪ 158 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,920 ♪ To respect agriculture ♪ 159 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:21,120 ♪ With us, locals felt secure ♪ 160 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,960 ♪ Norse-Scot-Land ♪ 161 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:26,440 ♪ Large parts of that whole region ♪ ♪ Norse got land ♪ 162 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,320 ♪ Were improved by Norwegians ♪ 163 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,240 ♪ London Bridge is falling down ♪ 164 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,120 ♪ The nursery rhyme comes from our time ♪ 165 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:43,039 ♪ Vikings played key roles ♪ 166 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:46,360 ♪ In 1014, it was pulled down ♪ ♪ By Olafr Haraldsson ♪ 167 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,080 ♪ You can call him Ol ♪ 168 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,920 ♪ In a dispute with King Canute ♪ 169 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,320 ♪ Olafr's side won ♪ 170 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:59,240 ♪ Ethelred returned as King ♪ 171 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:01,800 ♪ And could be heard proclaiming ♪ 172 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:06,960 ♪ Here's to you, Olafr Haraldsson ♪ 173 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,720 ♪ Vike-Eng-Land ♪ 174 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,960 ♪ We swapped our life of violence ♪ 175 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,560 ♪ Norse-Scot-Land ♪ 176 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,720 ♪ To enjoy the sound of silence ♪ 177 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:20,200 ♪ There's no doubt under Viking rule ♪ ♪ Britain did improv-y ♪ 178 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:27,120 ♪ Feelin' groovy ♪ 179 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:35,440 ♪ And that's no Lie, la, lie, la, la, lie ♪ 180 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,000 [humming] 181 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:43,680 Oh! 182 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:47,720 You know, writing a hit song may not be all that easy. 183 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,480 I really need to concentrate on this. 184 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:53,440 Look, you watch the story of a remarkable French teenage girl 185 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:54,640 and I'll get on. 186 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:57,440 -[up-tempo beat] -Okay. 187 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:00,280 Pamplemousse. 188 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,080 Baguette and brie. 189 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:05,600 Are you ready? 190 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:09,240 ♪ I'm Joan of Arc from Domremy ♪ 191 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,840 ♪ Religious visions came to me ♪ 192 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,800 ♪ God said save France from the English ♪ 193 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,720 ♪ And make Dauphin Charles king ♪ 194 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,200 ♪ Dauphin means heir to the throne ♪ 195 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,720 ♪ But England claimed The crown as their own ♪ 196 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:27,880 ♪ We'd had 100 years of war This girl had to do something ♪ 197 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,760 ♪ So I did it like a dude, cut my hair ♪ 198 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:33,520 ♪ Gave up wearing dresses, bought a pair ♪ 199 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:37,240 ♪ Of trousers, no blouses said I wanna fight Angleterre! ♪ 200 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,680 ♪ Charles let me join The army, army, army ♪ 201 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,520 ♪ Though that might sound Barmy, barmy, barmy ♪ 202 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,400 ♪ I proved impressive ♪ 203 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,880 ♪ Hit by an arrow and lived ♪ 204 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,440 ♪ English troops are Over-ranny, ranny, ranny ♪ 205 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:53,160 ♪ Defeated them at Patay, Patay, Patay ♪ 206 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,720 ♪ We saved Orléans ♪ 207 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,560 ♪ And Charles was crowned tres bon ♪ 208 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,840 ♪ Me leading troops a long shot ♪ 209 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:05,600 ♪ But I was a lucky mascot ♪ 210 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:10,880 ♪ Inspired soldiers with bravery Fought injured and survived ♪ 211 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,480 ♪ But in 1430 ♪ 212 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:15,800 ♪ Burgundians captured me ♪ 213 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:18,680 ♪ King Charles wouldn't pay my ransom ♪ 214 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:21,360 ♪ No one told me why ♪ 215 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:24,280 ♪ Being a prisoner was not my style ♪ 216 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,720 ♪ Tried escaping from my captors vile ♪ 217 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:30,840 ♪ But then the English who'd fought me Bought me, made me stand trial ♪ 218 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:32,960 ♪ So where was King Charlie, Charlie, Charlie? ♪ 219 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,960 ♪ He'd given up And left me, left me, left me ♪ 220 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,480 ♪ In the English snare ♪ 221 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:41,240 ♪ Whole thing so unfair ♪ 222 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:44,040 ♪ Said, put me in uh-huh, nunnery ♪ 223 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,680 ♪ They said, don't be uh-uh, funnery ♪ 224 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:49,080 ♪ If you dress like a male ♪ 225 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,840 ♪ We'll put you in men's jail ♪ 226 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:55,320 ♪ Joan of Arc You're charged with sorcery ♪ 227 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:58,120 ♪ You're just jealous Cos God speaks to me ♪ 228 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,440 ♪ You say you speak to saints In this discourse? ♪ 229 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,240 ♪ What language do they speak? ♪ 230 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:03,520 ♪ French, of course! ♪ 231 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,120 ♪ Pah! Now you're in prison They have failed yer ♪ 232 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,760 ♪ I say it's God's plan That you're my jailer! ♪ ♪ Here's a trick question, in that case ♪ 233 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,880 ♪ Do you think that you are In God's grace? ♪ 234 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,360 ♪ If I am not, may God put me there ♪ 235 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,160 ♪ And if I am, may God so keep me ♪ 236 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,800 ♪ Oh, your smart remarks Go round the houses ♪ 237 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,840 ♪ You're guilty of heresy And wearing men's trousers ♪ 238 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,560 ♪ Despite my testimony, mony, mony ♪ ♪ Condemned for reasons Phoney, phoney, phoney ♪ 239 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:33,120 ♪ But my will did not break ♪ 240 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,480 ♪ So they tied me to a stake ♪ 241 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,720 ♪ Burned alive was My destiny, tiny, tiny ♪ 242 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,960 ♪ And here is the irony, rony, rony ♪ 243 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,880 ♪ My death led France To put on war paint ♪ 244 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,800 ♪ And crush the English So now, I'm a saint ♪ 245 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,960 I've got it! I've got the first line at last! 246 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:57,280 ♪ God save our gracious Queen ♪ 247 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:00,400 Hang on, that sounds vaguely familiar. 248 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,400 Oh! Time for a song about a monarch. 249 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:07,160 Here's Henry VII, the father of the whole Tudor dynasty. 250 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:11,440 Of all the Kings called Henry, I'm the one you've rarely heard. 251 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:15,160 Shakespeare wrote IV, V, VI, VIII, but VII? Not a word. 252 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,200 People think I'm dreary. 253 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,080 To some extent I am. 254 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,440 But look a little closer... 255 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,920 ♪ Glam bam, thank you, ma'am! ♪ 256 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,960 [slow rock music playing] 257 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,680 ♪ I didn't agree with King Richard three ♪ 258 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:38,320 ♪ So I fought him at Bosworth Field And won victory ♪ 259 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,560 ♪ How cool does this sound? ♪ 260 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,360 ♪ I'm the King who found ♪ 261 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:46,480 ♪ Rich's crown in a hedge On the winning battleground ♪ 262 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:50,520 ♪ The only way to end war And avert further disaster ♪ 263 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:54,800 ♪ There's got to be a way to unite York and Lancaster ♪ 264 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:58,720 ♪ I'm the original Tu-tu-tu-Tudor ♪ 265 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,680 ♪ Founder of that dynasty ♪ 266 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:05,680 ♪ The man who closes The Wars of the Roses ♪ 267 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:08,640 That's right, that's right, that's me 268 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:15,160 ♪ I launched attacks On Lords who earned stacks ♪ 269 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:19,480 ♪ Mine was a noble cause To tap them all for tax ♪ 270 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,160 ♪ They paid their share, was only fair ♪ 271 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:27,320 ♪ To make England rich And, me a millionaire ♪ 272 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,920 ♪ Elizabeth York became my wife for life That make me a bore? ♪ 273 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,640 ♪ Joined our family seat, that's neat Made my rule secure ♪ 274 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,840 ♪ I'm the original Tu-tu-tu-Tudor ♪ 275 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,360 ♪ Returning power to the state ♪ 276 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,800 ♪ Seemed quite toothless ♪ ♪ But actually ruthless ♪ 277 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,040 ♪ I make the monarchy great ♪ 278 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,120 ♪ Spent a long time fighting ♪ 279 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,000 ♪ Pretenders to the throne ♪ 280 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,040 ♪ Lambert Simnel and Perkin Warbeck ♪ 281 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,720 ♪ Said my throne was their own ♪ 282 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,280 ♪ They claimed they'd been princes ♪ 283 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,280 ♪ In the tower, their rule delayed ♪ 284 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:08,800 ♪ I said this crown ain't big enough For the three of us and had one slayed ♪ 285 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:12,040 ♪ I'm the original Tu-tu-tu-Tudor ♪ 286 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,280 ♪ King of foreign policy ♪ 287 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,640 ♪ To end hostile relations ♪ 288 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,400 ♪ With enemy nations ♪ 289 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:22,720 ♪ I asked them to make friends with me ♪ 290 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:27,600 ♪ Yeah, the original Tu-tu-tu-Tudor ♪ 291 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,880 ♪ They say dullness's my main trait ♪ 292 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,840 ♪ Well, that's a sad indictment ♪ 293 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,880 ♪ Cos if you're looking for excitement ♪ 294 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:40,040 ♪ My son was Henry the Eighth ♪ 295 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,680 I'm getting there, I'm getting there! 296 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:48,040 Time for some more inventive types. 297 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,320 ♪ With imagination ♪ 298 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,440 ♪ Inspiration ♪ 299 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,720 ♪ Innovation ♪ 300 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,320 ♪ And perspiration ♪ 301 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:03,560 ♪ We revolutionised transportation ♪ 302 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,400 ♪ Stephenson's the name ♪ 303 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,440 ♪ And my steam engine's the best You will find ♪ 304 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,880 ♪ It was the Rocket It was called the Rocket ♪ 305 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:14,360 ♪ It pulled a train to carry passengers And was the first of its kind ♪ 306 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,080 ♪ Caused a commotion Doing the locomotion ♪ 307 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,680 ♪ Was best by miles ♪ 308 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:19,880 ♪ And won top prize ♪ 309 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,800 ♪ At the Rainhill trials ♪ 310 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,440 ♪ The Lords said it was dangerous Then saw how many tickets could sell ♪ 311 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:29,080 ♪ The toffs were off it Till they saw a profit ♪ 312 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,600 ♪ And so he paved the way for me ♪ 313 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,600 ♪ I'm Isambard Kingdom Brunel ♪ 314 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,920 ♪ An engineer, and famous pioneer ♪ 315 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,760 ♪ Railways off pat ♪ 316 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:37,920 ♪ A massive hat ♪ 317 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,360 ♪ And to top that ♪ 318 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:44,480 ♪ I was a tunnel-building, bridge-creating Hard-grafting, ship-crafting ♪ 319 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,720 ♪ Polymath in search of a way ♪ 320 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,880 ♪ To take my train through my tunnel Across my bridge to my ship ♪ 321 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,640 ♪ And sail me fastest to the USA ♪ 322 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:58,480 ♪ My steam ship It made the trip in just 14 days ♪ 323 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:02,360 ♪ There across the ocean was Clever old me, I'm quite a star ♪ 324 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,760 ♪ He's Henry Ford, yes That's what he's called ♪ 325 00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:08,359 ♪ My assembly line's the first To make it cheap to buy a motor car ♪ 326 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,760 ♪ From Henry Ford, cars you can afford ♪ 327 00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:14,200 ♪ I think you'll find Made just one kind ♪ 328 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,599 ♪ But never mind ♪ 329 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:20,119 ♪ I was the fastest rating car Creating introducing mass producing ♪ 330 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,760 ♪ Original Model T guy ♪ 331 00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:25,880 ♪ We took his engine a bird wing Some bike skills worked ♪ 332 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:29,200 ♪ Until we found out How machines could fly ♪ 333 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,680 ♪ Not just a hop ♪ 334 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,200 ♪ But non-stop ♪ 335 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,240 ♪ Gonna get high, high, high ♪ 336 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,800 ♪ I'm Orville, was the brains The brawn, my brother Wilbur Wright ♪ 337 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,600 ♪ We refined the plane That made the first sustained flight ♪ 338 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,880 ♪ Our engine small, but powerful ♪ 339 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,560 ♪ Propelled to a great height! ♪ 340 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,720 [instrumental] 341 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,000 ♪ They were supreme, our mean machines ♪ 342 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,960 ♪ The stuff of dreams ♪ 343 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,280 ♪ We were creative, inventive Progress our incentive ♪ 344 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:10,440 ♪ Always searching for a solution ♪ 345 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,960 ♪ We took some steel and a wheel Made a plane car and train ♪ 346 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,600 ♪ And created a revolution ♪ 347 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,160 ♪ Hard to believe what we achieved ♪ 348 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,200 ♪ Looking back, we helped change tack ♪ 349 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,520 ♪ Transport was duller ♪ 350 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,160 ♪ We added colour ♪ 351 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:27,920 ♪ Well, as long as it's black ♪ 352 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:37,360 Time to meet someone who could really write. Good day. 353 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,120 [up-beat music playing] 354 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:49,480 ♪ I lived a happy life Till I was 10 years old ♪ 355 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:54,040 ♪ When debt landed Dad in prison And our country house was sold ♪ 356 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:57,760 ♪ Lodged with a lady In her London flat so cold ♪ 357 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:02,600 ♪ Worked at a boot polish factory Labelling jars, quite dull all told ♪ 358 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,120 ♪ Goodness only knows ♪ 359 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,160 ♪ I was a miserable soul ♪ 360 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:14,840 ♪ For a time, I went to school But then I found a job ♪ 361 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:19,640 ♪ As a clerk to a lawyer Oh, it made my poor head throb ♪ 362 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,840 ♪ I failed to be an actor Despite my loud gob ♪ 363 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:28,240 ♪ Ended up reporting speeches Of the Parliamentary mob ♪ 364 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,760 ♪ Then as everybody knows ♪ 365 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:35,640 ♪ I started writing prose ♪ 366 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,840 ♪ Put my life into my books ♪ 367 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,040 ♪ Friends and enemies and crooks ♪ ♪ Legal bosses, up they crop ♪ 368 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,280 ♪ In the Old Curiosity Shop ♪ 369 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,640 ♪ Fagin in Oliver Twist ♪ 370 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,560 ♪ A factory pal, you get the gist ♪ 371 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:53,920 ♪ And although my memory's quite foggy ♪ 372 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,000 ♪ Got Scrooge from the grave of Ebenezer ♪ 373 00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:00,120 ♪ Scroggie ♪ 374 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:04,120 ♪ My first book was An overnight sensation ♪ 375 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:09,160 ♪ But I drove myself Too hard to enjoy the adulation ♪ 376 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:12,680 ♪ Despite my wealth My family begged for money ♪ 377 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:17,640 ♪ I wrote of it in Chuzzlewit Which people said was funny ♪ 378 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,920 ♪ Didn't sell like books before ♪ 379 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,160 ♪ My family still asked for more ♪ 380 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,080 ♪ Little Dorrit is a tale ♪ 381 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,320 ♪ About my dad in debtors' jail ♪ 382 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,400 ♪ While Hard Times tells my life ♪ 383 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,680 ♪ About when I tried to leave my wife ♪ 384 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:38,640 ♪ Little Nell's death was My poor dear departed sister-in-law ♪ 385 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:43,240 ♪ And David Copperfield Working in a factory ♪ 386 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:49,120 ♪ I must confess that That was really me! ♪ 387 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:54,240 ♪ In my life, felt shame About poverty in childhood ♪ 388 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:58,720 ♪ Wrote about sadness Suffering and fears ♪ 389 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:03,080 ♪ Also wrote about people With funny names ♪ 390 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,760 ♪ Bumble, Smallweed, Scrooge, Uriah Heep ♪ 391 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:09,560 ♪ And Wackford Squeers! ♪ 392 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,200 ♪ Whilst writing Edwin Drood ♪ 393 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,600 ♪ A train crash didn't help my mood ♪ 394 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,480 ♪ Still I drove myself on ♪ 395 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,560 ♪ With readings far across the pond ♪ 396 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,600 ♪ Died before I wrote Drood's end ♪ 397 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,720 ♪ This sort of thing Drove me round the bend ♪ 398 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:28,560 ♪ So Dickens take a, Dickens take a bow ♪ 399 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:33,760 ♪ And Heaven knows I'm miserable ♪ 400 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:37,200 ♪ Now ♪ 401 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,560 Alright, I give up! 402 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:44,960 Unlike American heroine, Rosa Parks, who simply refused to. 403 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:48,920 [jazz music playing] 404 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,040 ♪ I'm Rosa Parks ♪ 405 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:59,120 ♪ My story marks The first step towards civil rights ♪ 406 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,280 ♪ Racial inequality, American policy ♪ 407 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:04,080 ♪ Till I kicked off a fight ♪ 408 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,280 ♪ What act of mine left havoc to ensue? ♪ 409 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,520 ♪ How come I caused such fuss? ♪ 410 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,400 ♪ What shocking behaviour did I do? ♪ 411 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:16,040 ♪ Well ♪ 412 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,760 ♪ I sat on a bus You sat on a bus? ♪ 413 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,240 ♪ I sat on a bus ♪ 414 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,760 ♪ You sat on a bus? ♪ 415 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:22,760 ♪ You wanna know why? ♪ 416 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:24,040 ♪ Go ahead tell us ♪ 417 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,240 ♪ I sat on that bus You sat on the bus ♪ 418 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,040 ♪ In the 50s all buses divided ♪ 419 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,560 ♪ Whites in front, blacks behind ♪ 420 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,560 ♪ You serious? If the bus filled up ♪ 421 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:36,560 ♪ We had to give up Our seats or we'd be fined ♪ 422 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,600 ♪ That's ludicrous ♪ 423 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,480 ♪ I made a stand in my hometown ♪ 424 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,680 ♪ Montgomery, Alabama ♪ 425 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:42,840 ♪ That's dangerous ♪ 426 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,520 ♪ Refused to stand for a white man ♪ 427 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,120 ♪ So they put me in the slammer ♪ 428 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,400 ♪ Discourteous! ♪ 429 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:52,160 ♪ December five, 1955 My trial notorious ♪ 430 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,640 ♪ Black people stood side by side ♪ 431 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:59,000 ♪ And no one ♪ 432 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,120 ♪ Got on the bus ♪ 433 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,320 ♪ We stayed off the bus ♪ 434 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,760 ♪ They stayed off the bus ♪ 435 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,360 ♪ We stayed off the bus I meant business! ♪ 436 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,680 ♪ She inspired us! So they stayed off the bus ♪ 437 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,200 ♪ We stayed off the bus ♪ 438 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:14,240 ♪ We organised a boycott Of public transportation ♪ 439 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:19,160 ♪ To win R-E-S-P-E-C-T And force new legislation ♪ 440 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:24,160 ♪ Dreamed of the day The USA had no implementation ♪ 441 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:27,920 ♪ Of S-E-G-R-E-G-A-T-I-O-N ♪ 442 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,480 ♪ Spells segregation ♪ 443 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,120 ♪ From that day on, we walked or cabbed ♪ 444 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,120 ♪ Led by Martin Luther King ♪ 445 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,280 ♪ Attacked by mobs, our houses bombed ♪ 446 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:39,240 ♪ Though, peace was our thing ♪ 447 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,320 ♪ Our plight, it made the national news ♪ 448 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,080 ♪ Which was mighty strange ♪ 449 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,160 ♪ Mysterious ♪ 450 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,880 ♪ When word reached the President ♪ 451 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,960 ♪ He had to make a change ♪ 452 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:49,960 ♪ Delirious ♪ 453 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,320 ♪ One year on, we'd finally won ♪ 454 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,440 ♪ A victory momen-tuss ♪ 455 00:23:54,920 --> 00:24:01,160 ♪ The fight for national civil rights Was begun ♪ 456 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,840 ♪ 'Cause I sat on a bus ♪ 457 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,320 ♪ -She sat on a bus -I sat on a bus ♪ 458 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,720 ♪ -She sat on a bus -I sat on a bus ♪ 459 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:08,800 ♪ Got on the bus ♪ 460 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,760 ♪ -I sat on a bus -She sat on a bus ♪ 461 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:16,600 ♪ Our story owes a huge debt to Rosa ♪ 462 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,400 ♪ We all agree ♪ 463 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,480 ♪ She made history ♪ 464 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:26,840 ♪ She sat on the bus ♪ 465 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,280 ♪ For all of us ♪ 466 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:31,720 ♪ -I sat on that bus -She sat on the bus ♪ 467 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,200 ♪ -I sat on the bus -She sat on the bus ♪ 468 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,520 ♪ She sat on the bus ♪ 469 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:42,960 I think I'll leave the songwriting to Gary Barlow. 470 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,840 I'll try something a bit easier. 471 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,840 Like writing a bestselling novel. Cue the big finale. 472 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:53,080 [soft piano music playing] 473 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,320 ♪ Stone Age brought you speech ♪ 474 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,320 ♪ Farms, the wheel and fire ♪ 475 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,680 ♪ Then metal was explored ♪ 476 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:13,520 ♪ Which meant we could make swords To kill and build empires ♪ 477 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,760 ♪ Think Ancient Egypt was nicer? ♪ 478 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:20,000 ♪ Pharaoh's tombs, lovely shrines ♪ 479 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:24,000 ♪ But some were living graves For hundreds of poor slaves ♪ 480 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,960 ♪ And pig's eye was our cure For the blind ♪ 481 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:30,080 ♪ Greek Civilisation, our creation ♪ 482 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,760 ♪ Drama and philosophy ♪ 483 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:36,080 ♪ But Sparta praised lying Celebrated dying ♪ 484 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,320 ♪ And Hippocrates drank wee ♪ 485 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,480 ♪ We're history ♪ 486 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:45,880 ♪ We brought you bloodshed ♪ 487 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,960 ♪ Greek excursions To battle the Persians ♪ 488 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,840 ♪ Disembowelling our dead ♪ 489 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:57,320 ♪ Together we made the world A little bit grim ♪ 490 00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,080 ♪ We're history ♪ 491 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,760 ♪ Could be fairly dim ♪ 492 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,320 ♪ We Romans brought you roads ♪ 493 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,280 ♪ And public medicine ♪ 494 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,960 ♪ Gladiator fighting Feeding men to lions ♪ 495 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,000 ♪ Burning Christians That kinda thing, you know ♪ 496 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,880 ♪ Then came the Middle Ages ♪ 497 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,160 ♪ Saxons, Normans, Vikings, Celts ♪ 498 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:32,640 ♪ A time of invasion, feudalism, famine And Black Death, bubos and welts ♪ 499 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:38,800 ♪ 1066 saw Harold in a fix As William conquered all ♪ 500 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,720 ♪ What was the bettin' An arrow in his retina ♪ 501 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,680 ♪ Would lead to his downfall? ♪ 502 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,800 ♪ We're history ♪ 503 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,640 ♪ We brought invasion and strife ♪ 504 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,800 ♪ We attacked monasteries ♪ 505 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,160 ♪ Said, give us gold please ♪ 506 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,440 ♪ Then we took your life ♪ 507 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:03,560 ♪ Our crusades meant slaughter Wherever we'd go ♪ 508 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,520 ♪ We're history ♪ 509 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,160 ♪ Was it pretty? No ♪ 510 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,640 ♪ Tudor, Stuart, Georgian monarchs Next in line ♪ 511 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,160 ♪ Brought progress in science and art ♪ 512 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,840 ♪ Also beheadings, burnings, civil war ♪ 513 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,760 ♪ Greed and colonies for a start ♪ 514 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,960 ♪ We're history ♪ 515 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,800 ♪ We gave you plague and disease ♪ 516 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,880 ♪ Travelled, found the Incans ♪ 517 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,480 ♪ Spread smallpox in a blink ♪ 518 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,200 ♪ And brought them to their knees ♪ 519 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,360 ♪ Dogs, cats and the French blamed ♪ 520 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,600 ♪ For plague along the way ♪ 521 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,480 ♪ We're history ♪ 522 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:51,080 ♪ Not such happy days ♪ 523 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,920 ♪ Victorian technology went Hand in hand with poverty ♪ 524 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,440 ♪ Kids up chimneys and down mines ♪ ♪ Improvements to the world did pick up Despite some violent hiccups ♪ 525 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,560 ♪ Two World Wars, millions died ♪ 526 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,920 ♪ We're history ♪ 527 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,720 ♪ Our times smelly and gory ♪ 528 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,880 ♪ We reigned over you And told you what to do ♪ ♪ And that is this story ♪ 529 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,200 ♪ Thought we were amazing ♪ ♪ Though you may quibble ♪ 530 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,640 ♪ We're history ♪ 531 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:32,320 ♪ And we made it horrible! ♪ 532 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:41,280 ♪ We're history ♪ 47465

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