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gorgeous Georgians
Slimy Stuarts, vile Victorians
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ferocious fights
Dingy castles, daring knights
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description Cut-throat Celts,
awful Egyptians
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cruel crimes
Punishments from ancient times
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ruthless Cavemen savage,
fierce and toothless
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Mean and measly Middle Ages
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longer a mystery
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Horrible Histories
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[NARRATOR READING]
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Welcome to my disco par-tay.
We've got
nibbles and everything.
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Oh, look at that!
Mouldy cheese, rotten cabbage,
cocktail worms.
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[EXCLAIMS] Scrummy.
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Coming up, we've got some of
my favourite Horrible
Historiessavage songs.
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So let's get things started
in the ancient
Greek city of Sparta.
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Hey,
all you Helots, you Zealots,
you Peloponnesians,
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you Lacedaemons,
all of Leonidas' army,
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let's get barmy
for the Spartan
School Musical.
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ALL: Go Sparta!
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[WHOOPING]
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Whoo!
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Come on!
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starting high school,
where boys are turned to men
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sword and shield,
we don't use paper and pen
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were left to die
as breakfast for the birds
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We're taught not to be meek
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good they feed us
three square meals every week
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Fighting is exciting now
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the Spartan School
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Come on. Whoo!
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I'm the boss,
that's understood
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naughty and I thwack 'em
if they're good
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I'm gonna steal some food
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I'll have to punish you,
ungrateful Spartan brood
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We're not the thieving sort
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what's wrong is getting caught
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Learn lies and cheatin' now
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the Spartan School
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to see who is the best
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leanest, toughest,
roughest Spartan contest
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favourite game,
lashings of good fun
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I want my mum
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and it's Spartan graduation
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no time for celebration
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in the army, no diversion
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job for a Spartan,
killing loads of Persians
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wondering about love
it's banned until you're 30
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doesn't teach romance,
it teaches fighting dirty
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Fighting is exciting now
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the Spartan School
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Learn lies and cheatin' now
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the Spartan School
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Ooh,
uh, sorry if you didn't get
any nibbles.
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They seem to have
all disappeared.
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I don't know where
they could have gone.
[BURPS]
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Yes, the Spartans were indeed
fearsome warriors,
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and so were the Celts.
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Won't be the first to blink
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Don't mess with me,
I'm Boudicca
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He was a Celtic king
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so due to me
was half of everything
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so half was what they got
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nasty soldiers came
and took the blessed lot
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the wrong end of the stick
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turned this sister
into one angry chick
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push around this woman
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far with Boudicca
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Smash the Roman foe-man
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headed straight for the city
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Unlike me, it wasn't pretty
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but what made
their red blood curl
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enough being beaten,
but beaten by a girl?
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Boy, how we attacked 'em
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Up and down parade 'em
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St Albans Everybody talk
about dead Romans
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up the Roman road
that's known as Watling Street
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us in the forest,
then thrashed us to a defeat
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not the kind of gal
who'll sit and cry
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You know I'd rather die
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take me prisoner,
so I led the Roman boys on
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I swallowed special poison
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capture a non-starter
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Our tribe always remembered
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It wasn't just Romans
who invaded Britain, you know,
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us Vikings did it, too.
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I love this band.
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the great North Sea
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the skies that night
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something wasn't right
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your English shore
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but we wanted more
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this place tonight
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sleepy town alight
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and burn and drink
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what you think
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won't you, please?
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raid your monastery
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and ready to attack
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just don't fight back
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become a slave to me
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get chucked in the sea, yeah
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yeah, yeah!
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your head, my friend
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get ya in the end
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from your skull
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and that's how we roll
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Play that axe, Ragnar!
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the whole town red
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everything that you own
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and go back home
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It's true, you know,
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the Vikings did used to drink
out of the skulls
of their enemies,
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but they weren't the only ones
to do it.
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So did some
people called Incas,
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over in South America,
in around 1450 AD,
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when this bloke was in charge.
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the Incan Lord
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"he who shapes the earth"
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claiming nearby lands
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treat dead enemies
that really took the biscuit
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out of their arms
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a hillside my troops hid
to cause a rival strife
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it looked like
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they are my warriors,"
I then used to boast
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helped us win wars
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out of their arms
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we'd stuff you
like a scarecrow
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[SCREAMS]
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fingers on the stretched
skin of your belly
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they'd tap that tum
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but more smelly
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[LAUGHS]
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I love a good party, me.
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Eh,
and no one loved a good party
more than the Stuart king
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who came to power in 1661.
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and the people love me
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the English monarchy
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French, Italian
A little bit Dane
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Named after me, too
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with a nutty hairdo
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I can't recall
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because I love a masked ball
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Bells ring, ding ding
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who brought back partying
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his throne and
kings were banned
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then Ollie
Cromwell ruled the land
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He was glum and he was proud
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Only sinning's not allowed
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the people said,
"Charlie, me hearty
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Come back, we'd rather party"
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what they called
the Monarchy Restoration
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by a huge celebration
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who brought back partying
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Fire was a whopper
in my reign
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did what was right
and proper
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proved I'm more than a bopper
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She was a love so true
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Well, maybe one or two
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Moll Davis, Barbara Villiers
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but her name's not as silly as
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I broke the wedding rules
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when I brought back
the crown jewels?
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make-up,
sports and even plays
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They were good old days
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run England for fun
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loved by everyone
My song is done
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Party, anyone?
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Ahh. I was parched.
Anyone else fancy a drink?
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It's squash.
Squashed beetle squash.
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Now, here's another famous man
from the end of
the Stuart era.
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But he's one you really
wouldn't want to meet.
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I boarded a clipper
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as a goods importer, oh!
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fame as Blackbeard,
the pirate of the water, oh
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With a jaunty cap
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crew good quarter, oh
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blood and guts and gore
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of murdering
and slaughter, oh!
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blood and guts and gore
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of murdering
and slaughter, oh!
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With a sword and pistol
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farewell to old Blighty, oh
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Was my thick black beard
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enjoyed setting
light to, oh!
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for a captive's lovely ring
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in the nighty, oh!
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I just said oh
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and said righty-o
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He said oh
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and said righty-o
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that inspired emotion
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of skull and bones
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with a violent stabbing motion
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escape detection
and to win my crew's affection
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the 12 guns he
wore on his belt
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but I had the odd vice
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caused a commotion
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was shoot members of my crew
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show enough devotion
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was shoot members of the crew
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show enough devotion
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I shot my first mate
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for a bit of pleasure, oh
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killed half of my crew
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of the treasure, oh!
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then seemed to run out of men
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at their leisure, oh
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Then cut off my head
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for good measure, oh!
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Chopped off his head
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for good measure, oh!
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Blackbeard really was
a bad-tempered sort.
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But then so was our
last Georgian King,
about a century later.
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I don't think he liked waiting
nearly 60 years
to take the throne.
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the Regent King
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was just standing in
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George III,
had gone barking mad
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Banana!
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Buckingham was one of mine
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And wives?
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the great loves of my life
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girls than I ate pies
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Go away.
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married Queen Caroline
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agreed to tie the knot
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all sorts of strife
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A divorced Catholic?
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but the mad old goat
just wouldn't die
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Still here!
Oh! Spoke too soon.
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At last, I can go solo!
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older than your nan
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the ruler of our nation
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from my coronation
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that I did hate her
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just three weeks later
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pies that I got through
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later I died, too
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Hello, have we met?
I'm a kangaroo.
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the great loves of my life
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girls than I ate pies
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years on the throne
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Yee-ha! We're having ourselves
a fancy dress par-tay.
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In 1866,
cowboys ruled the range
in America.
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But the real cowboys weren't
much like the ones you
see in the movies.
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Oh, no.
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Just a quiet humble fella
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apart from Mike
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pass the evenings
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soothes the herd
so they won't stampede
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-Mike!
-Sorry.
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Real-life cowboys
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the ones you've seen
on your TV
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held up banks at all
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wanna be a cowboy
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saddle sore's a curse
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just make it worse
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[FARTS]
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back driving cattle
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being a cowboy means
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beasts from west to east
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[FARTS]
it's the beans
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Real-life cowboys
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you've seen in the movies
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like that John Wayne
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horses would complain
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wanna be a cowboy
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some customs that are strange
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not "Hello" When you're out
here on the range
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took your old mare?
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I'd shoot you, of course
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Real-life cowboys
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on silver screens
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out starting fights
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fought for our rights
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thanks to beans
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[FARTING MELODY]
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-How was that?
-It stunk!
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that the end is drawing near
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ruled the range
for 20 years
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ALL: Yee-ha!
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That's right, the cowboy era
only lasted for
about 20 years.
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But over in Britain,
many of the things
the Victorians invented
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are still with us today.
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Queen Victoria's
A period notorious
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goods we did create
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glorious Though I don't
intend to bore yas
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great invention
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Was it really?
What did we invent then?
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I'm just about to mention
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Let's raise the tension
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-[CLEARING THROAT]
-[DRUM ROLL]
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Music hall
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379
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[UPBEAT TUNE PLAYING]
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invented molten steel
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creating the automobile
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tyres and bikes
So all that was required
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and tarmac thought up, too
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387
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plenty to reveal
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brains worked overtime
to come up with ideas
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391
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392
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,560
Now news was fast conveyed
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Hello.
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Till a second phone was made
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Hello.
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399
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401
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:52,440
What a picture!
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00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:56,120
toilet paper,
post boxes and stamps
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00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:59,880
aspirin, anaesthetics,
locks, electric lamps
404
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:03,120
x-rays, comics,
ice cream in a pot
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00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,800
406
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,720
407
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,600
408
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,960
Oh, hang on. There's more.
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00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,600
and the Underground as well
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00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:18,120
and disinfectant
for their smell
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One last unmentioned brand
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the world's
first conveyer band
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00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:26,840
Cuddly toy?
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Invented 1902,
the year after Victoria died.
415
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416
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:35,880
417
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,040
418
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,800
419
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:43,160
420
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,400
[COUGHS]
421
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,080
We invented dynamite.
422
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,120
Talking of dynamite,
let's finish the show
423
00:22:56,160 --> 00:23:00,280
with a bit of
1939-style girl power.
424
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:01,440
Carry on.
425
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:10,920
Wash the dishes,
scrub the floor
426
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:16,720
Our hubbies went to war
427
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:21,000
In England's needy hour?
428
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,480
-You what?
-Course not.
429
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,360
430
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,080
fighting World War Two
431
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,680
gonna boo-hoo-hoo
432
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:36,960
War Two, too, girls
Plenty we can do, girls
433
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:41,160
the World War Two girls
Our war begins right here
434
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,080
weapons in the factory
435
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,480
436
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:55,680
even time you when
you're on the loo
437
00:23:55,720 --> 00:24:00,520
means I'm always mucky
438
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,080
name down for a bath
439
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,680
440
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:10,960
can't do It wasn't long
till our roles grew
441
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:16,000
needs you, girls
Army, Navy, too, girls
442
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:20,320
the World War Two girls
This is our career
443
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,720
plain-speaking
444
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:27,280
Air Force miss
445
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:28,880
446
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:32,040
foreign-spying
I do all this
447
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:37,320
while our men fight far away
448
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:42,360
Helping save the day
449
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:47,560
Manual labour hurts
450
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:52,320
this scratchy tie and shirt
451
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:57,760
though We'll be proud
'cause we will know
452
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:02,840
Came to the rescue, girls
453
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:07,120
the World War Two girls
Original girl power
454
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:10,920
Well, I'm afraid
that's all we've got time for.
455
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:14,080
Uh, what's that? Encore?
Oh, okay, just one more.
456
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,800
But don't tell anyone.
Get ready to scream, girls.
457
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,360
[LAUGHS]
458
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,160
ANNOUNCER: Please welcome to
Horrible Histories
459
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:24,880
the four King Georges
of the Georgian
era withBorn 2 Rule.
460
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:32,720
Just 'cause I was Protestant
461
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:38,000
whose English stank
King George number one
462
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:42,960
now that's clear
especially with my father here
463
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:48,520
died of diarrhoea
I fought with my son
464
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:53,440
with my 60-year reign
465
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:57,200
with my giant frame
466
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:03,400
467
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,600
468
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,160
469
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,360
470
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:13,400
what we told you to
471
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:17,960
our blood was blue
472
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:27,440
girls adored me
Ladies all swooned before me
473
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:32,360
me Or I'd have
their husbands killed
474
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,840
Prince Charles Bonnie
475
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,080
that I was fu-fu-funny
476
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:39,280
477
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,280
were not thrilled
478
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:43,920
479
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,480
480
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,080
481
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:51,400
482
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:57,120
to rule over you
483
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,280
484
00:26:58,320 --> 00:26:59,560
485
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,600
486
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,720
487
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,080
488
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:09,280
489
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,640
490
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:15,920
to rule over you
491
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,400
492
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:21,640
Then I died on the loo
493
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,120
494
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,160
495
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:31,320
496
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:35,880
497
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:41,080
as a bonkers kangaroo-oo
498
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:46,440
more at home in a zoo
499
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:53,320
Now our song is through
500
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:55,560
501
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,280
-ALL: Georges.
-Banana.
502
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,040
We gave you all
the fearsome facts
503
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,880
or glitz We showed you
all the juicy bits
504
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,560
ghastly, mean and cruel
505
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,200
teach you at school
506
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:12,080
longer a mystery
507
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:16,440
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