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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,833 Paprika Presents 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:12,536 Just like every baby, Dandik's story began in his mother's womb but... 5 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:15,376 ...but Dandik's life started in a shabby way. 6 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:19,216 Even his name 7 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:22,096 Was he going to be left to his fate? 8 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:27,832 Now, lean back and watch how the story unfolds. 9 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:35,517 Hello. 10 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,456 So, this is the baby you found. 11 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:41,296 - Yes. Isn't he cute? - He is. We should name him. 12 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:43,216 How about Ugur? 13 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:46,096 We used that name too much today. We should name him something else. 14 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:48,016 - Osman? 15 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:48,976 - Refik? 16 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,877 - Mucahit? 17 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,631 What a "shabby" baby! 18 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,477 Registered Name: Dandik 19 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,696 HeIIo 20 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:48,496 - Do you know what this place is? - No, but the service isn't so bad. 21 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:52,309 | like you, pal. Wanna be buddies? 22 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,256 Okay. 23 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,176 - Oh, sheis so cute. -1 think so too. 24 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,096 | saw her first, | call dibs! 25 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,953 What are you two talking about? 26 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:03,856 Darling, did they name you Dandik? 27 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:05,791 - Yes, Dandik. - And my name is Fiko. 28 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:07,716 Gimme some lovin' too. 29 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:12,496 That was the day he met his best pal, Fiko. And the adventure began. 30 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,431 Their orphanage stories and childhood years... 31 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:20,191 Government Vehicle 32 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,071 10 Years Later 33 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,597 Alright, daddy. 34 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,439 I'll come pick you up later, okay? 35 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:44,176 Fiko, maybe we shouldn't go. For some reason, | don't feel like going. 36 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,077 Me neither. 37 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:19,670 Fiko, man... 38 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:24,496 Look, the school...The school... Me and the school... 39 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:27,376 Fiko, I'm going to school. See you later. 40 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:31,189 - You need to make up your mind, dude. - Come on, Fiko. 41 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:43,696 Don't throw them at Asli! 42 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,553 Kids, be quiet, sit down. 43 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,456 - Teacher! Teacher! - Yes, Dandik. 44 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,376 Today, on my way to school, | saw someone fall down. 45 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,296 Everybody laughed, but | didn't. 46 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:57,154 - Good for you. Who fell? - 1 did. 47 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,976 Alright, enough with the nonsense. 48 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,833 The lesson starts now. Open your books. 49 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:08,696 Everything changes when you smile. 50 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:13,476 The whole world smiles when you smile. 51 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:21,136 Her smile makes me feel alive. 52 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,976 - What do you think? - It's lovely. Whose song is this? 53 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:25,936 Take a guess. 54 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,856 Baris Manco? 55 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:28,816 Zeki Muren? 56 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:31,696 George Michael? Pink Floyd? Johann Sebastian Bach? 57 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:35,509 Alright, Asli, that's enough. You didn't guess it. | wrote it myself, for you. 58 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,397 Dandik... 59 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,077 Who is this scumbag? 60 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:13,016 Alright, children, you have a new classmate. His name is Hasan Ittir. 61 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,856 Let's give him a warm welcome. 62 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:19,669 Welcome, Hasan Ittir! 63 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,576 Tell us a little bit about yourself, Hasan. 64 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:26,416 Can't you tell what I'm like? I'm loaded... 65 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:29,296 ...and | don't need this school. 66 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:33,136 I'm here because of the law but| don'tintend to stay... 67 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,016 ...because | don't want to sit among these losers. 68 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,896 | am a king. It's not easy to get tight with me. 69 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:42,736 It might happen if you beg and plead. Everyone will respect me here. 70 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,671 "Has" is my name, "Ittir" is my last name. Read it out loud! 71 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,359 Okay, Hasan. Go to your desk and sit down. 72 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,216 | hate that desk. It's by the window. 73 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:58,073 | could catch a draft and my back could get cold. 74 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,793 But | like this desk. 75 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:30,712 Break his legs, gut him, and suck on his earlobes. 76 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:40,336 Where were you? What's that on your ear? 77 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,296 - How was school? - In the same order: 78 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,119 Here and there, a golden earring, like crap. 79 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:48,033 Your son acts just like you, he runs around like a punk. 80 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:53,756 Yes, he's just like me, and you are about to get a piece of me too! 81 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:59,536 Look, | hear that you've been giving yourself nicknames. 82 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:04,336 You want to become a rapper? | raised you to be the king. 83 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:08,176 You are going to take my place. 84 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:10,136 If you are going to give yourself nicknames... 85 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:13,936 ...you gotta go with "Mad Hasan" or "Hasan the Lunatic"! 86 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:17,776 - Don't yell at him. - You shut up! Shut up! 87 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:22,576 If I am Ali Ittir, he is Hasan Ittir! 88 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,496 But dad, | don't want to be Hasan Ittir. 89 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:27,376 - Who do you want to be, then? - Has Ittir! 90 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,296 - Get out of my face! - Yeah, that's it, dad! 91 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:34,096 Look here! Stop driving me crazy! You just can't be somebody else! 92 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:38,936 And when it comes to school, it's a matter of bureaucracy. 93 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:44,656 If you want to be a proper student, you are going to start racketeering at the school. 94 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:47,513 - You got that? - Yes, dad, okay. 95 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:49,456 Look at me! 96 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:54,256 | have always wanted to raise my son as a man with dignity and responsibility. 97 00:07:54,280 --> 00:08:00,056 But you want him to be a thug, a thief, a low-life like you. 98 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,936 Look, son, listen to me... 99 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:05,776 Shut your mouth! And you, go to your room! 100 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,696 Whatever, | don't care. 101 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,616 Collect all the money they have. 102 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,536 Bills, change 103 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,471 Principal, we must do something about this. 104 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:17,273 | am going to retire soon, madam teacher. 105 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,076 What's this? What's this? 106 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:27,856 Tell your families that they are going to double your pocket money. 107 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:31,736 - Yay! - Because I'm going to double your taxes. 108 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:34,576 You have no right to do that! 109 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:37,456 - Are you talking to me? - He has sharp ears, Fiko. 110 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:40,359 You are going to pay for this. This means war. 111 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:46,096 Don't forget to get that. Now, beat it. 112 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:48,953 | don't want a single trace of you in this house. 113 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:52,856 Shame on you. You have no idea what you have become! 114 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,696 Enough with the nagging! Enough! 115 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:59,536 Hasan must never know the truth. 116 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:03,349 Even so, | trust him! Hasan will never be like you! 117 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,037 Vile woman! 118 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:24,473 Asli, there's something | want to tell you. 119 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:29,296 -Well... I'm in love with someone. - You are? | am too. 120 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,231 - Oh, really? Who is it? - You tell me. 121 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,096 - You tell me. - You first. - You first. 122 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,016 - You. - Why don't you tell me first? 123 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,976 No, you tell me first. 124 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,799 - Okay, herel go. - Come on! 125 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,677 I'm in love with myself. 126 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:48,469 - Okay, be in love with yourself. - Okay, okay, | was kidding, Asli. 127 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:52,313 I'm in love with you, and | want to marry you when we grow up. 128 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:05,753 Fiko! | told her! Everything! 129 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,553 - What happened? - Do you know what happened? 130 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:16,319 Hello, Mister Has, respect. 131 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:22,096 - Good day, sir. - Welcome, sir. 132 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,953 - With respect, sir. - I've had enough of this douchebag. 133 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,677 What, fool? You got a problem? 134 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:35,515 You're damn right, | got a problem. Stop being such a jerk. 135 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:39,376 Are you defying me? Who do you think you are? 136 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,256 You are nothing but a pathetic loser. 137 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:45,159 Go have something to eat first, your breath is kickin'. 138 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:49,936 You can't talk to my friend that way, okay? Get out of here. 139 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:49,976 Letit go, Fiko. 140 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,856 Besides, did you get my permission to talk to this girl? 141 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,757 Don't you say a single word about Asli! 142 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:58,576 Who is she? | can make all the girls my slaves, if | want to. 143 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,456 - You retard! - Jerk! 144 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,357 Get out of my face! 145 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:11,033 Dandik! Dandik! Dandik! 146 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:19,696 - Dandik! - Yes, principal... 147 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:23,536 According to the disciplinary rules of our school, provision number 61 from clause B... 148 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:27,376 ...of the article number 48 states that... 149 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,336 Okay, sir, | get it. 150 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:31,216 You are expelling me, and not that scumbag, right? 151 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:33,136 Yes, you can say that. 152 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,016 - But teacher, it's not fair! - Never mind, Fiko. 153 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,917 No, Dandik, this isn't right. 154 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,816 We arein this together. 155 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:44,656 Teacher, if you are expelling Dandik, then|... 156 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:45,590 Yes? 157 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:50,393 Then | quit. 158 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,597 I'll always wait for you, Dandik. 159 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,511 | love you so much, Asli. 160 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,793 This is not over, not yet. 161 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:35,576 15 Years Later 162 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,477 What the hell are you doing? 163 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:44,153 Traitors! Squanderers! 164 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,096 Fiko, are there other people here that we can't see? 165 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,976 He surely can't be talking about us. 166 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:54,736 | am talking about you! Are you trying to ruin me? 167 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,656 Why would you use so much detergent? 168 00:12:56,680 --> 00:13:01,456 But boss, we washed 748 pots and 5689 plates... 169 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,357 ...and with little detergent. 170 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:08,150 You shouldn't have used any! It costs money! 171 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:12,016 You are fired! Get out of here! 172 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,896 But we worked all night, what about our wager? 173 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:18,736 You should be grateful that | won't ask you to pay for the detergent. 174 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,656 Get out of here! 175 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:25,436 - You can't fire us. - Yeah, cause we quit anyways! Got it? 176 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:29,273 Is that so? 177 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,936 - I'm so hungry, Dandik. - Alright, Fiko, alright. 178 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:43,736 We couldn't eat, but at least, we have a roof over our heads. 179 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,637 We'll get a good night's sleep now. 180 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,556 We sure will. 181 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,357 Fiko, who are these people? 182 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:55,195 | don't know, Dandik, but they don't seem to be very nice. 183 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,077 Who are you guys? What are you doing here? 184 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,056 What do you mean? We live here. 185 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,896 Well, it's my place now. You got something to say, little wuss? 186 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:03,896 No. 187 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,816 Do you think we are in Texas? 188 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,639 You're damn right, hand over all your money. 189 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,517 And you want us to give you money? 190 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:19,216 Dandik, do you think that... We'd better not get stabbed. 191 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:24,056 They have sharp objects, we'd better give them our wallets. 192 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,936 No, Fiko, you can't do that. There's a lot of money in here. 193 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:31,696 A lot of money? You say we shouldn't give them a lot of money? 194 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,616 - No, you won't. - We should. 195 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,473 Otherwise, we are dead. Dear God! 196 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,557 - Is there anyone behind us? -No. 197 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:03,376 We have no job, no home, and we are still hungry. What are we going to do, Dandik? 198 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,279 What do | always tell you? Not to lose hope, right? 199 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,073 You are not going to lose hope, Fiko. Don't lose hope. 200 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:16,816 What's that? 201 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,736 - Fiko... - What? 202 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:22,576 Look at this! It's the opportunity we've been waiting for! 203 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,556 Look at it, man! 204 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,416 Wow... 205 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:27,416 This is the opportunity of a lifetime. 206 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,336 We can't miss this. Let's go. 207 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:34,096 Wait for us, Yenisehir! Here we come! 208 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,031 Start it up! 209 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,816 Fiko, we are out of gas. 210 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,696 Thank God, the tank was full, and we made it to Yenisehir. 211 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:08,676 You're right. 212 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,536 | swallowed millions of flies on the way... 213 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,471 ...but it was worth it. This is wonderful. 214 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,277 Wow... 215 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:20,159 Fiko, where do you think that bar is? 216 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,016 I'm glad you two simpletons found me. 217 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,917 That's so nice of you, sir. 218 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,816 You are going to work like slaves. 219 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,736 At the end of every month... 220 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,616 ..you are going to bring half of the money to me, cha-ching. Understood? 221 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,496 - Yes, sir. Cha-ching. - That's right. 222 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,397 See you. 223 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:48,016 - Man, this is going to be great. - Yes, Dandik, itis. 224 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:48,950 Let's goin. 225 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:59,536 Dandik, this place is a mess. What are we going to do with it? 226 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,439 Don't worry, Fiko, with some cleaning and remodeling... 227 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,376 ..we'll make it work. 228 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,199 - Can we, really? - We can do it, man. Come on. 229 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:22,576 Dude, go on. Go. Move it. 230 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,456 Welcome, sir, what can | get you? 231 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,313 -I'd like a soda, please. - One soda. 232 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,056 Give me a soda. 233 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,976 Sorry, Mister Dandik, we don't sell on credit. 234 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,896 - What do you do, then? - We charge on the spot. 235 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:39,876 Look. 236 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,696 | got the soda, right? 237 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:44,656 | am going to take it to the customer... 238 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,576 ..-heis going to drink it, pay for it... 239 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,536 ..and | am going to bring you the money. Good God! 240 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,437 You won't amount to anything! 241 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,997 - Sir, your soda. - Thank you. 242 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,793 Now, there's another happy customer, Fiko! 243 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:10,576 But I'm still worried, Dandik, | really am. 244 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,479 - What is it this time, Fiko? - This is not working out. 245 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,350 We already don't have any business during the week... 246 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,296 ...it would be nice to have some on the weekends. 247 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:21,109 Don't worry about the weekends, I'm gonna kill it with my concerts. 248 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,976 Kill it, kill what? Do we ever get any customers? 249 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,816 If the customer doesn't come, we'll go to the customer. 250 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:31,696 Hi, sir. We have prepared alovely surprise. 251 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,616 It costs only 1 lira. Would you like to have it? 252 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:34,576 What's the surprise? 253 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,496 If 1 tell you, it won't be a surprise. 254 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,376 - Forgetiit, then. - But you might regret it later. 255 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,277 It can be something really cool for just 1 lira. 256 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:45,136 It's a tempting offer, actually. Here's your 1 lira. 257 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:48,016 - Let me see the surprise. - Here you go, sir. 258 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,896 You won a concert ticket for Saturday night! 259 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,753 - Whose concert is it? - Mine. 260 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,696 Damn, | wasted a lira. 261 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:59,536 What's this? I've never seen anything so "shabby" in my life. 262 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,456 You know what, you won't amount to anything. 263 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,391 Are you talking to me? Don't be so sure about that! 264 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,656 You couldn't sell any tickets, could you? 265 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,557 Of course | did, | sold one! 266 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:27,376 Dandik, this is not going to work out. We can't do it like this. 267 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:31,189 | sing and do stand-up. What else do you want me to do? 268 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,056 Hands up, this is a bank robbery. 269 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,913 Yes, since we are in a bank right now, and we are robbing you. 270 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,736 And we are doing this because we have to. 271 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:46,576 Yes, because they made us. We have to do this. 272 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:50,416 But we are using fake weapons not to do you any harm. 273 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:54,229 Yes, don't worry, these are fake, it's okay. 274 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,157 Is that real? 275 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,896 We can't do any stand-up, we can only sit down. 276 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,799 You are such a pessimist! 277 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,599 Imagine that a customer walked in right now. 278 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,511 Or... One, two, three... Now! 279 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,390 Now! 280 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:21,136 - You do it once. -1 shouldn't, why should 1? 281 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,056 Just do it, come on. 282 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:26,869 Okay, I'll try it. One, two, three... Now. 283 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,776 If you say it like that, it's normal that no one comes. 284 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,677 You should do it with heart, you should mean it, like this. 285 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,593 One, two, three... Now! 286 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,157 Maybe you're right, Fiko. 287 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,993 Excuse me, you are open, right? 288 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,833 - Asli? - Dandik? 289 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:27,376 Today, we see The greatest love of all. 290 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:32,156 The greatest love of all is among hearts 291 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:38,872 Let's love until the end of time. 292 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:45,616 This is the land of love. 293 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:51,376 If you love me too... 294 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:57,136 If you melt all over again, every time | look at you. 295 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:01,916 You will find me there. 296 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:07,736 Look for me at your bedside. 297 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:11,576 If you love me too... 298 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,416 If you melt all over again, every time | look at you. 299 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:19,216 You will find me there. 300 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:23,029 Look for me at your bedside, 1 will be there. 301 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,711 Loca, loca, loca, loca, yeah. 302 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:36,475 I'm so crazy about you. 303 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:40,336 Not crazy, beyond crazy, I'm mad about you. 304 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,239 Loca, loca, loca, yeah. 305 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,993 Loca, loca, loca, loca, yeah. 306 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:51,856 I'm so crazy about you. 307 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:55,696 Not crazy, beyond crazy, I'm mad about you. 308 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:59,509 Loca, loca, loca, yeah. 309 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,176 Loca, loca, loca, loca, yeah. 310 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:37,016 I'm so crazy about you. 311 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,816 Not crazy, beyond crazy, I'm mad about you. 312 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:44,629 Loca, loca, loca, yeah. 313 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:46,550 Dandik! 314 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,353 Damn you! You couldn't wait three seconds! 315 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:55,216 Sir, can't you hear us? We are asking if you are open. 316 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,196 1, well... 317 00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,096 Never mind, Sinem, let's go. 318 00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:02,896 Ladies, please, of course we are open. 319 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,831 We have a lovely garden, please, go ahead. 320 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:11,551 Sinem, it's so nice that you brought us here. 321 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,376 -1 got so tired today. - You poor thing. 322 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,296 There's a limit to pushing buttons behind a register all day, Asli. 323 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,119 You should also see the nature from time to time. 324 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:24,016 - It's beautiful here, right? - Yes. 325 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,873 You are what's beautiful, Asli. 326 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,736 What? What did you say to me? 327 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,637 - Get up, get up! - You lousy pervert! 328 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:34,576 What happened? 329 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,496 Sir, what kind of an establishment is this? 330 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,416 Your waiter is hitting on us! 331 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:42,256 Never! His IQ is low, he's retarded, but no way he's a pervert. 332 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,176 - He said things to us. - Did you? 333 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,096 No, madam, you misunderstood me. | was just... 334 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:48,976 | was thinking about how cute my grandchildren are. 335 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,856 You have grandchildren at this age? 336 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,713 When | say grandchildren, I mean... 337 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,616 | have cats! Yes, my cats are really cute. 338 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,576 - 1 was thinking about them. - Cats? 339 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,456 Cats? What are their names? That's so cute. 340 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,416 Their names? Well... 341 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:07,256 Their names are Raspberry and Blackberry. 342 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,136 Yes, Raspberry and Blackberry. 343 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:12,016 | had one called Strawberry too, but it passed away. 344 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,936 - They have adorable names - Yes. 345 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,816 If you'd like, | can refill your coffees. On the house. 346 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,696 No, thank you, we were leaving anyway. 347 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,616 Then, let me give you two tickets for the concert tomorrow night. 348 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,472 - It's a huge concert. - Whose concert? 349 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:29,296 Mine! Since | have become a well-known and loved artist... 350 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,197 ..we handle our events ourselves. 351 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,136 What did you say your name was? 352 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:36,976 That's a really good question. My name is McDan. Yes, McDan. 353 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,856 It's a quirky name, taken from the Chinese alphabet. 354 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,776 McDan is a quirky name with two emphases and three syllables. 355 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,656 And this is my buddy, Fino. Yes, Fino. 356 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:47,513 Fino? You be Fino! What the heck is that? 357 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,432 That's interesting... 358 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:53,296 My name is Sinem, and this is my friend Asli. 359 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,176 | sing behind the register too. 360 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,056 | belt out, but | haven't been discovered yet. 361 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:03,836 You will be. You have an amazing physique. 362 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,712 | mean, voice. 363 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:11,536 You haven't sung, but| can tell that you have a lovely voice. 364 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,437 Thank you very much indeed. 365 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,336 Asli, we are going to the concert, right, honey? 366 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:19,193 1 don't know. We'll see. Come on. 367 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,869 - Raspberry and Blackberry, huh? - Yes. | had Strawberry too, but... 368 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:36,496 Dandik, what is all this, man? Fino? Raspberry? Strawberry? 369 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,353 I'm sorry, buddy, | just couldn't come up with anything else. 370 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:41,296 Besides, what is McDan? 371 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,197 Why didn't you tell them your real name? 372 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:47,035 Don't you understand, Fiko? | couldn't because that was the Asli. 373 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,833 What? That was her? 374 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,736 Of course! That's why, | couldn't tell her. 375 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,656 She still knows me as an underdog. 376 00:26:56,680 --> 00:27:00,496 An orphan, expelled... Plus, I'm broke. 377 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:04,336 But she's gorgeous, and | want her to be mine. Do you understand, Fiko? 378 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:09,136 | do, buddy. | think | fell in love with her friend, Sinem. 379 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,071 Look here, give me your hand, put it over my heart. 380 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,792 And now, you listen to mine. 381 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,477 Yeah. That's cool. 382 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:32,176 - They seem like really nice guys. - Yeah, a bit goofy, but sweet. 383 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,096 - We are going to the concert, right? -1 don't know. 384 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,016 You don't know? Know something for once, Asli! 385 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,896 We never get out of the house. I've been left dry for too long. 386 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,816 Are you thinking about Fino? 387 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,736 Fino? No way! Fino and . Fino and Sinem. No way. 388 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,656 Besides, that McDan or whatever... 389 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,513 ..he had his eyes set on you from the start, I'll tell you that. 390 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:50,436 Yeah, sure. 391 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:02,896 Hello. 392 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:08,632 And now, a great talent on his way to becoming a star... 393 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,496 ...please welcome Dandik! 394 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:13,430 Bravo! 395 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:18,229 And now, with its original theme song, let the Dandik Show begin! 396 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,877 Dandik Show! 397 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:28,856 Are you ready for me? 398 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,712 No! 399 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,616 Are you really ready for me? 400 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,616 No! 401 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,496 Thank you very much. 402 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,376 1 would like to start off with my first joke. 403 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,296 - It's packed in here! - Yes. 404 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,256 Two guys are walking down the street. 405 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:46,069 Then, one says to the other: I'm going to walk in the middle!" 406 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,016 This sucks. | want my money back. 407 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,856 - What kind of a show is this? - This is a disaster! 408 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,776 Then, let's move on to our quiz show with a reward. 409 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,616 We are going to give away 100 liras for the correct answer. 410 00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,536 But Dandik, we don't have that kind of money. 411 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,456 Don't worry, they will never get it right anyway. 412 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,436 Whatever, man. 413 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,296 Here is our question: What is this? 414 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:06,296 A headache. 415 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,176 A toothache. 416 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,079 - A cry? - I'm sorry, it was a squat toilet. 417 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:13,917 How's it going, Fino? 418 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,776 It's alright, but it could be better, Asli. It could be much better. 419 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,696 Is this your idea of fun? 420 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,553 Actually, Sinem can go on stage. It would be a nice change. 421 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:29,270 Dandik out! Dandik out! 422 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,176 It's not Dandik, it's McDan. It's McDan, not Dandik. 423 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,999 Damn you, Fiko, why did you tell them my real name? 424 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,896 Dandik out! 425 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,776 Dear guests, please stay calm. 426 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:46,556 Now, you are going to listen to some really good music. Here's Sinem! 427 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,273 Dude, do you see what | see? 428 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,117 | don't know whatitis that you see. 429 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:08,676 Look, you idiot. 430 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:16,336 - No, |l don't get it. - You moron! 431 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,256 This is the man that the boss has been looking for. 432 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,157 He's number one on the wanted list. 433 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,096 How can you tell? 434 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,976 The boss even had a booklet made, look. 435 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,833 Here he is, as a baby. 436 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:29,750 As a child. 437 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:32,676 As an adult. 438 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,536 And now. 439 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:39,376 How come he hasn't changed at all? He's always the same. 440 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:43,216 What if we hadn't found him for along time... 441 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,176 ...how were we supposed to recognize him? 442 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,976 We already know what he would look like then. Look. 443 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,856 - Five buckets of wine! - Three gallons of beer! 444 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:52,790 Four bottles of Martini! 445 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,736 Fiko, | gotit all figured out, man. 446 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,656 I'll go on stage first, and then, Sinem. 447 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,557 Alright, great. 448 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,359 Boss, we have a big surprise for you. 449 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,317 We found that loser and his sidekick. 450 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,031 What would you like us to do? What are your orders? 451 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,637 Asli, is something wrong? 452 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:25,474 - I'm upset with you. - Upset? With me? But why? 453 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:30,256 You lied to me. McDan, Raspberry, Fino... 454 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:34,096 No, those were not lies. | said so because... 455 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,030 Dandik! 456 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:37,917 Did you just call me Dandik? 457 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:42,709 - | missed you so much. - Asli, | missed you a lot too. 458 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,376 If | hadn't shown up at your bar by coincidence... 459 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,296 ...we never would have seen each other again. 460 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,216 You had forgotten about me. 461 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,096 Forgotten? Asli, how can you say that? 462 00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:01,016 How could | ever forget you? | never forgot you. 463 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,896 | even looked for you. 464 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,816 Fiko and | ran away from the orphanage once. 465 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,696 We went to your house, but nobody lived there anymore. 466 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,597 Yes... 467 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,556 After my parents died... 468 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,376 ...l had to movein with my aunt in Yenisehir. 469 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,233 And for the past few years, we've been roommates with Sinem. 470 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,150 Asli... 471 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,136 From now on, let's never be apart, okay? 472 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,959 Yes, let's never be apart. 473 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,256 What's going on over there? 474 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,176 Nothing's going on, Fiko Nothing. 475 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,056 - You called me Fiko. What's up? - Come, Fiko, come. 476 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,936 She calls me Fiko. 477 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,837 It feels good to finally get rid of that stupid name. 478 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,736 Wait a minute. | can't believe it. 479 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,656 Are these the same guys you told me about? 480 00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,557 Yes! 481 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:06,256 Guys, listen to me: From now on, we stay together. 482 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:09,113 We are going to run this bar together, and make a lot of money. 483 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,056 Yes! That's it! 484 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:14,936 And | swear, from now on, my concerts are going to be rad! 485 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,776 No, we can't bet on that. 486 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,696 It might not work out, things might go south. 487 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,631 Anything can happen. Taxi! 488 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:28,309 See? This is your grandfather, Kenan Ittir. 489 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:33,110 He bit people's heads off, then, he bit the dust. 490 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:38,896 And this is me, your father, Al Ittir. 491 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,799 | bit even more people's heads off. 492 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:49,439 If you do too, Hasan lftir, you picture will be up there too. 493 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:10,589 My condolences, boss. You are the godfather now. 494 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:12,496 Yes. 495 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,416 Your father was a powerful man, boss. 496 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,336 | will be even more powerful. 497 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:20,216 Never mind that, morons, have you made your preparations? 498 00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:23,096 - Yes, boss, we have. - Repeat them to me. 499 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,936 We will add the drugs to water, drinkit... 500 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,871 ..then put the package in our pockets. 501 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:37,456 Don't worry, boss, | got it just fine: 502 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:41,296 | will take the drugs myself and put the package in your pocket. 503 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:45,176 Morons! You are going to put the drugs in Dandik's drink... 504 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:48,016 ..and put the package in his pocket! 505 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,936 | got it, boss. Okay. Don't worry. 506 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,816 Now, get out of my face! Do exactly as | say! 507 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,717 Alright, boss. 508 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,437 Hi, young man. 509 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,336 - Hi, my friend. - Hello. 510 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:08,176 You have a nice place here. We really like it. 511 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,056 We'd like to come party here with a group of 20 friends. 512 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,936 - How much would it cost? - Oh! 20 people? 513 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:16,816 Are you going to get drunk and lose it, like normal people? 514 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,717 - Yes. -Then... 515 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:22,599 20 times 50... One, two, three...1000 liras? 516 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:27,376 That's wonderful, alright. It's even cheaper than | thought. 517 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,311 Then, let's start celebrating right now. 518 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:33,136 Why don't you pop a nice bottle of bubbly for us? 519 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,037 Right away. Give me a second. 520 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:41,794 Here is your champagne. Let me put it here. 521 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,637 - Thank you. - Here you go. 522 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,353 I'm so sorry, it's because it's fresh. 523 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,316 - Let me serve it. - Thank you. 524 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:58,096 Are you here all by yourself? Will you be able to serve 20 people? 525 00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,056 Oh, that's right, | need to call my friends. 526 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,896 Relax. We are here, don't worry. 527 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,797 - I'll be back in two seconds. - Okay, okay. 528 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:10,576 Asli, what are you guys doing? 529 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,456 Drop everything, come here. 530 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,357 We have a big reservation, it's going to be packed. 531 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,232 Okay, I'm waiting, come on. 532 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,993 - Okay, everything's alright. - Let's celebrate then. 533 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:25,910 Butl... 534 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,816 Come on, it won't hurt. Just one glass. 535 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:29,776 Alright then. 536 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,677 - Come on, cheers. - Come on. 537 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,376 Okay, we should go to an ATM now and withdraw some cash. 538 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,277 We'll see you tonight. 539 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,917 Yay! New customers! 540 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,799 Asli, my dear Asli... 541 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,312 FBI! 542 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,232 CIA! 543 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,079 Outsourced product. 544 00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:12,976 Hands in the air, there's been a complaint about you. 545 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,856 Yes, everybody, hands up in the air. 546 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,757 Search him. 547 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:23,519 | found it. Don't move, you are under arrest. 548 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,296 The pink ones... 549 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,216 That's enough, we are going to the station. 550 00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:33,136 What's going on here? 551 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,976 Your friend has been placed under arrest for drug use and sale. 552 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,936 - What? - What? Dandik would never do that! 553 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,776 Fiko is right, | would never do such a thing. 554 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,696 Tell that to the court, not us. Move it. 555 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:45,656 Where are you going? 556 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,496 Wait a minute, officer, he would never do that. 557 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:52,309 Can the expert please tell us the lab results of the defendant? 558 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:57,176 Sir, the list of things found in his blood is a bit long. 559 00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,016 1,5 liters of soda, half a kilo of sunflower seeds... 560 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,896 ...a lot of pizza, one battery, two pairs of headphones... 561 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,797 ..champagne, nose content and... 562 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,696 ...pay attention, Your Honor, drugs! 563 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,616 But Your Honor, that's impossible. 564 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,517 Even if| did take drugs, | don't know about it. 565 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,397 So you sell them without knowing? 566 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,336 What do you think, My Lord? 567 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,193 We should send him to the guillotine and behead him. 568 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,033 What do you think, my friend? 569 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:24,976 Yeah, man. Relax, man. 570 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,896 | think we should light up our peace pipes... 571 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,776 ...and give this man another chance. 572 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,677 Let's forgive him. Peace. 573 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:35,513 What do you think, Mister Ko? 574 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:37,496 Mokoko to the death. 575 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,376 Then, | hereby announce 576 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,233 You have been sentenced to 20 years in prison. 577 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:47,056 Your Honor, 20 years? How am | supposed to endure that? 578 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,936 I'll rotin there. And what will happen to my friends? 579 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,793 You should have thought about that before you got yourself in this mess. 580 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:10,096 Yes, the first stage of the plan has been successfully carried out. 581 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,953 - Boss, there's more? - You bet there's more. 582 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:16,816 This was just the starter, now, it's time for the main course. 583 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,736 And revenge is a dish best served cold. 584 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,559 What do you mean? Like our traditional raw meatballs? 585 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,313 These fellas must be going to a different prison, right? 586 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,136 | couldn't tell whether you threw up or said something. 587 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,056 We are not going to the same place as these monsters, right? 588 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,976 They were supposed to place me in a facility for humans. 589 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,896 We are all going to the same prison. 590 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:06,736 The country's most vicious, most perverse and most sinister prison. 591 00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,637 Oh, God... 592 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,496 I'm getting really scared, can | please hold your hand? 593 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:16,309 Shut the hell up! You will be holding other things in there. 594 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:18,230 Shut your mouths! 595 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,873 Keep walking! You, move over there! 596 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:42,751 So, the prodigal sons return. 597 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,473 Didn't| tell you that | never want to see you here again? 598 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:52,313 Prostitutes have more to give to society than you. 599 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:56,159 But | know how to put you back on track. 600 00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:59,997 Take off your clothes! 601 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,835 Stop shaking it like a girl! Hurry! 602 00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,751 What is this? 603 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,616 They are going to do an anal check... 604 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,576 ...to make sure we didn't bring anything from outside. 605 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,399 - What do you mean, "anal"? - Turn around! 606 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,336 Bend over! 607 00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,237 Cough hard and push! 608 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,952 Cough properly, fools! 609 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,472 What do we have? 610 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:42,296 Sir, we found 2 cell phones, 4 chargers, 15 batteries... 611 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:46,096 ...drugs, cutlery, a three way multi socket... 612 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,031 ...a camping cylinder and a refrigerator. 613 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,896 - Okay, put them in storage. - Yes, sir. 614 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,709 Wait, hold on. Keep the refrigerator, I'll take it home with me. 615 00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:57,590 Out! 616 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:00,472 You, get over here! 617 00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:15,836 -1 don't understand anything. - 1 smell something foul. 618 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,696 Am | really going to stay here? 619 00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:22,576 Did you think this place was a seven star hotel in Dubai? 620 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,433 | want to ask you something, how can you be so comfortable? 621 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,296 I'm used to it, | like it here. 622 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,216 | have connections here. It's like an office. It's my joint. 623 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:35,073 Then tell them that I'm your friend, and they'll leave me alone. 624 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,873 Yeah, right. Then, they can attack me too, right? 625 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:46,552 - Then I'm ruined. - But | can give you some advice. 626 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,336 In exchange for money, of course. 627 00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:56,176 - But| don't have any money. - Then, you'll give me your dinners. 628 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,056 That would be nice, | would lose weight too. 629 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,936 Look, champ. It's your first day tomorrow. 630 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:02,936 They are going to size you up. 631 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,736 They are going to find your biggest weakness and consume you. 632 00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,616 If they hit you, you must hit back. 633 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,473 If they curse at you, you must curse harder. 634 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,392 Or else... 635 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:21,109 - This is so not my kind of thing! - Suit yourself. 636 00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:34,576 Don't leave me alone, alright? Look at these people. I'm so scared. 637 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,496 | can't be too close to you, they'll think we are friends. 638 00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,456 Okay, but don't go too far. 639 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,336 You are going to have to pay for that too. 640 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,239 - Alright, take my breakfasts too. - Alright, okay. 641 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:48,949 - What? Is that all? - Come on, drop it. Come. Drop it. 642 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,656 Look, they are testing you. 643 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,576 If you don't claim someone else's meal for yourself... 644 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,477 ..they will starve you. 645 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:12,016 This is my meal! See, this is my meal! 646 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:13,016 What are you doing, man? That's my meal! 647 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:14,936 Please don't say anything, I'm begging you. 648 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,776 Alright, you moron, alright. 649 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:21,589 See, this is my meal. Look. 650 00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:29,296 Mister... Mister... Don't go, don't leave me alone. 651 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,216 And look, | saved this apple for you. 652 00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:32,176 Get out of my face! 653 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,056 You ruined my reputation, you made a fool out of me! 654 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,016 Stay away from me! 655 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,917 Okay, | apologize, it won't happen again. 656 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:43,676 | am giving you all my dinners and breakfasts anyway. 657 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:49,496 Okay, but I'm going to make you pay for this later. 658 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:52,319 - That's fine. - Fine. 659 00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:56,153 Everybody out, it's yard time. 660 00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:09,590 Come on, come. 661 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,517 Open your ears and listen to me. 662 00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,416 In here, there's one leader and under him... 663 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:19,216 ..there are the most badass types in the world, maybe in the universe. 664 00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:20,176 Oh, man! 665 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,096 Look, the guys over there are the black gang. 666 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,953 They are tight. Very dangerous. 667 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:29,816 - And who is that? - Don't you mess with him. 668 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,639 He became a legend with all that he's done. 669 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,456 Look. The Mexican gang. 670 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,376 What is this, a one man gang? 671 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,233 There are no other Mexicans. Come. 672 00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:52,816 You see the man coming towards you? 673 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:54,717 - Towards me? - Yes. 674 00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:58,576 His name is Yankovich, he's the head of the Yugoslavian gang. 675 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:03,356 He's a total psycho. He left 1287 corpses behind. 676 00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,193 He's getting out of here on the 12th of never. 677 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,056 Thank you, man, for the comfort! 678 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:14,896 - Don't go anywhere, stay here. - This is too much. Too much. 679 00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,709 I'm out of here. God bless you, God save your soul. 680 00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:21,616 Don't forget the things | told you. Goodbye. 681 00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,496 Hey... Come back here! 682 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:28,309 Hey, you, sucker! Get over here! 683 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,157 Yeah, you! 684 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,056 Did you call for me, sir? 685 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:39,835 From now on, you are my bitch. Got it? 686 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:44,630 - I'm your what? - My bitch. 687 00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:46,576 1 don't think that's a good idea. 688 00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,433 If | say you are my bitch, then you are my bitch. 689 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:51,416 I'm not. 690 00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:55,195 Are you talking back to me? I'm going to... 691 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,197 You damn scumbag! 692 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,016 If they hit you, you must hit back. 693 00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,896 If they curse at you, you must curse harder. 694 00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,797 Or else... 695 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,557 Bad man! Bad! 696 00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,437 I'll kill you! 697 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,936 You are scared, huh? 698 00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,776 Run! He's coming! The giant is coming! Run! 699 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:54,756 Run! 700 00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:59,536 -Run! - Run, hurry! 701 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:00,496 Move it! Run! 702 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,399 Why? Why should | run? That Yankovich guy should run. 703 00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,193 He already has. The Giant King is coming, run! 704 00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:23,576 Wow! So, this is the king. What a man... 705 00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:26,456 - He's no ordinary man. - Who is he? 706 00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:29,279 He's the guy from "The Green Mile". 707 00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:34,096 Wow! So, that was the Giant King. He's so big. 708 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,016 Yes. He's the only one flying solo here. 709 00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:37,936 Everyone else is part of one gang or another. 710 00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:39,856 And you? 711 00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:41,757 I'm independent. | supply things for people. 712 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:44,673 Look. | have everything you need here. 713 00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,477 - Do you have "Rambo"? - Yes. 714 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,277 Do you have a comb? 715 00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,071 - The usual. - Come back next week. 716 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,837 Revenge of the Horse? 717 00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:10,549 Wow. This is unbelievable. Which gang should | join? 718 00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,392 Sorry, you are doomed. 719 00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:34,576 Get away! 720 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:39,356 Attention! It's shower time. All the girls to the showers. 721 00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,797 They even have hot water! 722 00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,639 - Do you want it? - Thanks, | already have one. 723 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,077 | dropped the soap. 724 00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:41,759 I'll get it for you, sir. 725 00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:46,596 Here you go. 726 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,439 No one has ever picked up my soap before. 727 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,311 Everyone ran away from me. 728 00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,176 You are a good man. What's your name? 729 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,033 - My name is Dandik. - Dandik? 730 00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,917 You are under my protection now. 731 00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,797 Did you hear that? 732 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,696 Anyone who lays a hand on Dandik will feel mine on them. 733 00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:09,616 Did you hear that? 734 00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:11,536 Did you hear that? 735 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,437 Did you hear that? 736 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:34,070 - Can | get you something, sir? - God bless you, dear Yanko. 737 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,633 Wow, so, you are under the King's protection now. 738 00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:47,553 - Exactly. - That's the highest rank in here. 739 00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:51,353 He is going to be released soon, but until then, you are covered. 740 00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:53,296 Yes. 741 00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:55,216 - We are friends, right? -No. 742 00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:58,096 Come on, I've done many favors for you. 743 00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:01,936 Alright, but| have a condition: | want all my meals back. 744 00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:03,856 Because enough is enough, I'm hungry too. 745 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:04,816 Okay, okay. 746 00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:07,673 - Dandik, you have a visitor. - A visitor? 747 00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,519 Asli, my dear, have you been incarcerated too? 748 00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:15,357 She's your visitor, moron. 749 00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:17,336 My dear Asli, are you alright? 750 00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:21,136 - Forget about me, how are you? - I'm doing pretty good, actually. 751 00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:22,136 When are you getting out? 752 00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,976 Let's say... Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... 753 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,879 | have 19 years, 363 days and 4 hours left, it's not too much. 754 00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:31,673 I'd wait for you for 119 years, let alone 19. 755 00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:35,513 But wouldn't you be really old then, wrinkles and all? 756 00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:39,353 My darling, my precious Asli, my sweetheart... 757 00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:43,216 ...And I'd wait for you for 550 years, let alone 50. 758 00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:46,119 - You have to wait anyway, idiot. - Keep your thoughts to yourself. 759 00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:49,936 | don't believe that you are guilty. 760 00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,856 Me neither, Asli. Asli, you know what? 761 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,696 | miss you so much. | love you so much. 762 00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:57,656 Imagine that | spread my arms... 763 00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,496 ..and they go around the world and back, that's how much | love you. 764 00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,397 Time's up, come on, Dandik. 765 00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:07,195 - Dandik... Take care of yourself. - You too, Asli. 766 00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:18,719 - Stop, what's going on? Let go of me! - Grab her! 767 00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:22,576 Let me go! 768 00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,477 Move! Move! 769 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,296 Asli! 770 00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:32,153 - What happened? -1 don't know. 771 00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,037 -1 said "move"! - Let me go! 772 00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:43,696 Why have you brought me here? Who are you? 773 00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:45,597 I'm no stranger. 774 00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:51,376 -I'm an old friend. - What friend? Who are you? 775 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,296 "Has" is my name, "Ittir" is my last name. Read it out loud! 776 00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:54,276 - Has Ittir! - Has Ittir! 777 00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:01,956 Well, well, well. It is you, Hasan Ittir. 778 00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:06,776 Why did you have your goons bring me here? 779 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:11,576 As you know, Dandik was the victim of an unfortunate accident. 780 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,416 He's going to be in prison for 20 years. 781 00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,317 Will he ever come out? 782 00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:20,176 What kind of aman will he have turned into? 783 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,136 Who knows... 784 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:25,916 But if you cooperate with me, I'll get him out right away. 785 00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,753 - How wiill you do that? - That's very simple. 786 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,632 What do | have to do? 787 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:36,496 You will sigh a document stating a 1 million lira debt... 788 00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:38,456 ..you will never see Dandik again... 789 00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:43,216 ...and you will stay with me until he leaves town. 790 00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:46,096 - Never! - Never say "never", Asli. 791 00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:50,876 You either work with me, or he rots in jail for life. 792 00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:57,589 - Butl love him so much. - If you do, go ahead. 793 00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:12,016 Don't you try to run. Be a good girl, okay? 794 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,951 Otherwise... 795 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:20,318 Asli! 796 00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:24,477 Asli? 797 00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:42,719 My purple violet, Let me lay beside you 798 00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:50,416 Life has no meaning without you 799 00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:57,119 My purple violet, let me lay beside you 800 00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:03,896 Life has no meaning without you 801 00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:09,616 Keep our love within you, in your heart 802 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:17,640 It will make us fly, embrace it with all you've got 803 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:25,936 Keep it in your heart, we must live for each other 804 00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:32,639 Embrace it with all you've got, we were meant to be together 805 00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:51,856 My purple violet, let me lay beside you 806 00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:57,616 Life has no meaning without you 807 00:58:57,640 --> 00:59:02,416 I'll keep our love within me, in my heart 808 00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:09,119 It will make us fly, I'll embrace it with all I've got 809 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,277 Dandik! 810 00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:33,136 Dandik! Get up, the warden wants you. 811 00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:35,056 Tell him that I'm a friend of the King. 812 00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,976 That won't fly with the warden. 813 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,911 If he calls for you, it must be important. 814 00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,757 | think you are in big trouble. 815 00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:44,637 Come on in, Dandik. 816 00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:47,519 As of today, you are a free man. 817 00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:51,376 - How so, Warden? - Your sentence is over. 818 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:56,176 How can that be? No way. It felt so short. 819 00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:59,056 Warden, it feels like 20 years have gone by in just 2 days. 820 00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:00,976 It's been 2 days, idiot. 821 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,896 We received news from the court, you have been found not guilty. 822 01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:05,753 Oh my God! | can't believe this! 823 01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:11,536 If you don't stop that right now, I'll put you backin a cell... 824 01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:14,416 ..and you'll stay in there for 220 years, understood? 825 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:15,376 Now, get out of my sight! 826 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:19,189 Right away, Warden. Thank you so much. See you. 827 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,096 Congratulations, Dandik. 828 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:24,976 - See you. - See you, Dandik. 829 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,877 Take care of yourself. 830 01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:29,776 We'll miss you. 831 01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:32,633 Bro, thank you so much for everything. 832 01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:34,616 By the way, don't you have a name? 833 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:36,472 | do, it's Bahri. 834 01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:38,392 Babhri... 835 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:40,310 My brother... 836 01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:43,197 - Come back soon. - More like never. 837 01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:52,793 - You are a good man. - You are a good man too. 838 01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:03,353 Dandik! Dandik! Dandik! 839 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,911 Brother! Thank God, it's over! 840 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:17,752 My brother... 841 01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:21,616 I'm so happy that you finally got out. 842 01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:23,536 Me too! 843 01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:28,316 - Where is Asli? - We'll talk about that later. 844 01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:34,076 - Have you lost weight? -1 don't know. Where is Asli? 845 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,896 Dandik, have you met nice people in there? 846 01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:39,896 Forget that, man. Where is Asli? 847 01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:41,776 Seriously, your shoulders look broader... 848 01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:42,736 ...you must have worked out a lot. 849 01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:46,549 Sinem, not you too, please. Where is Asli? Where is Asli? 850 01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:48,536 Fiko, where is Asli? 851 01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:50,437 Dandik, there's something | have to tell you. 852 01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:55,189 Butl can't. | should let Asli tell you. 853 01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:01,976 Hello, Dandik. | thought about it and decided that... 854 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:05,755 .| don't want to wait 20 years for a felon with no money at all. 855 01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:10,553 Even your friends are broke. Fiko, for instance. 856 01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:13,439 And I'm tired of Sinem. 857 01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:17,296 A great opportunity has come up, for me to live a life worth living. 858 01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:20,199 I'm going to pursue it. Don't call me anymore. 859 01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:31,696 You Have No Money 860 01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:34,553 You Are Broke 861 01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:39,359 You Have Nothing 862 01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:47,997 You Are a Felon 863 01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:12,976 Excuse me, sir, what's the date today? 864 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,896 - It's the 22nd. - What time is it? 865 01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:16,831 - Ten minutes to five. - Ten minutes to five? 866 01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:20,637 The Talent Hunter, Deadline: 22nd of September, 5:00 pm 867 01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:40,797 That's a wrap, gentlemen. 868 01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:46,576 - Wait a minute, wait. - What do you want? 869 01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:49,456 | want to win this competition. 870 01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:51,357 Go ahead. 871 01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:53,336 What are you going to perform for us? 872 01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:58,070 What am | going to perform... | have a script for a musical. 873 01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:01,016 It has music and a script, both of them. 874 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:05,776 - That's so interesting! - Perfect! 875 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:06,776 Go ahead. 876 01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:09,656 This is how the script starts: There's a boy in this script. 877 01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,512 And? 878 01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:15,376 - | always get stuck there. - That's ridiculous. 879 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:18,233 - Alright, let's get to the music. - Okay. 880 01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:23,997 You are my baby. 881 01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:26,916 Let's fly together, honey. 882 01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,717 Kiss me just once. 883 01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:33,636 Once is not enough, Then maybe twice. 884 01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:40,336 That's awful! | can't accept this! 885 01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:45,136 Personally, I'm very curious, I'd like to hear more. 886 01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:48,016 It reminds me of my hometown. 887 01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:54,736 | want to see more of this! | am going to see more! | am! 888 01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:57,616 It's a "no" for me. 889 01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:59,536 It's a "yes". 890 01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:03,376 I'm saying "yes" as well, darling! 891 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,311 This means you are in the competition. 892 01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:09,151 My God! 893 01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:12,056 You say he entered a competition. 894 01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:13,912 Yes, boss. 895 01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:17,776 He should. He's got no talent... 896 01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:19,696 ..he won't even make it through the first round. 897 01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:21,616 He already has, boss. 898 01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:23,536 And the grand prize is 1 million liras. 899 01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:25,496 That sly fox... 900 01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:30,256 He wants to win that prize to save Asli. 901 01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:33,136 - He mustn't get a single dime! - What are we going to do, boss? 902 01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,096 I'm going to stop him from winning the prize... 903 01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:38,909 ...and humiliate him in front of the entire world and take my revenge. 904 01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,696 After all, I'm the bad guy, right? 905 01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:46,576 Actually you are not so bad, boss. 906 01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:50,389 In fact, you had even bought me candy for the holidays once. 907 01:05:56,200 --> 01:06:01,912 Oh, Miss Asli is here. Did you need something? 908 01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:06,736 -1 came to tell you that | hate you. - You already have. 909 01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:09,639 Besides, | can't take it anymore, I'm leaving. You can't stop me. 910 01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:13,433 Go ahead, leave. Don't even look back. 911 01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:18,256 The door is wide open. Nothing's keeping you here. 912 01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:21,159 Except the 1 million liras and 20 years. 913 01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:23,997 You make me sick! 914 01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:30,736 They are no longer accepting new contestants. 915 01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:35,536 But if one of the contestants drops out... 916 01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:38,416 ...someone else can replace them. 917 01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:44,216 Now, there's no way my extremely talented boss can be left out, right? 918 01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:48,016 The fourth contestant on the brand new talent show... 919 01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:49,936 ...The Talent Hunter has been announced. 920 01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:51,871 Let's get to know MC Has Ittir. 921 01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:55,677 "Has" is my name, "Ittir" is my last name. Read it out loud! 922 01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:02,416 What have you accomplished until now? 923 01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:04,336 I made three albums: 924 01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:07,216 Has Ittir 1, Has Ittir 2, Has Ittir 3. 925 01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:12,016 I'm sure the next one will be called Has Ittir 4. 926 01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:14,896 - No, it won't. - What will it be, then? 927 01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:15,876 Best of Has Iftir. 928 01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:19,677 Let's start the preparations. 929 01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:21,636 Is the coach ready? 930 01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:25,437 Welcome. 931 01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:28,336 Master 40 Cent is ready to see you. 932 01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:33,136 If he's the master, I'm the king of the master, baby. 933 01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:35,037 Please. 934 01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:07,696 | normally don't accept students, you know. 935 01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:10,576 | wouldn't be here if | didn't have to, jackass. 936 01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:13,479 See how well we get along? Have you brought what | asked for? 937 01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:16,317 We have. 938 01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:20,176 Your clothes are alright, your accessories are alright... 939 01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:22,136 ..but you haven't got what it takes to be a rapper. 940 01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:24,016 Let's start the class now. 941 01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:26,936 Okay, but if you are going to act all cocky with me... 942 01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:29,776 ..we might as well call this off right now, because... 943 01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:32,679 .| assure you, | have the same of everything that you have. 944 01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:38,397 Are you sure? 945 01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:43,189 - Wow. - You're damn right, "wow". 946 01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:47,039 Bring me the slippers. 947 01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:55,696 The grass is green, The sky is blue, 948 01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:58,553 | love you so much, dude. 949 01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:01,496 No, you are off key. 950 01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:06,256 Enough with that, Fiko. You say I'm off key, but | sing with my heart. 951 01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:07,256 And the judges will listen with their ears... 952 01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:11,035 ..they are important organs too. We need to work more, okay? 953 01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:14,896 Fiko, what if | can't win? 954 01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:16,816 | don't even want to think about that. 955 01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,751 - Then, we have to do something. - But what? 956 01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:27,416 What is this? Oh, it's a note. 957 01:09:27,440 --> 01:09:30,239 Do people still throw rocks to send notes, in this day and age? 958 01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:34,096 "Your opponent Has Ittir is taking lessons from 40 Cent. 959 01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:35,096 If you want to beat him... 960 01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:38,875 ...go to the Yenisehir Forest and find MC Shenanigans." 961 01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:44,656 Can you believe that weasel? He entered the same competition! 962 01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,557 | can't believe he's still around, that jerk. 963 01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:50,395 And he's taking lessons from 40 Cent. The 40 Cent! 964 01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:17,277 What's going on? 965 01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:19,156 What are you doing in my forest? 966 01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:26,896 Sir, we are looking for MC Shenanigans. 967 01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:31,676 | am MC Shenanigans. Who sent you here? 968 01:10:33,640 --> 01:10:35,517 - Give me that. - Hi! 969 01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:45,117 40 Cent, huh? 970 01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:48,957 Follow me. 971 01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:56,696 It was 40 years ago. 972 01:10:56,720 --> 01:11:04,336 Back then, that goddamn 40 Cent was known as 20 Cent. 973 01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:09,116 We used to be good friends, and we ruled the music business. 974 01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:12,976 | used to write all the songs. 975 01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:19,679 Then, one night, that crook spiked my drink. 976 01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:22,616 | drank it and passed out. 977 01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:26,416 | woke up to find all the songs | kept in my safe gone. 978 01:11:26,440 --> 01:11:29,296 He stole them and fled to the US. 979 01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:32,153 On that day, my music career came to an end. 980 01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:36,016 Then, | found shelter in this forest. 981 01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:39,896 You know what, | couldn't care less about your problems... 982 01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:44,656 ...but I'll take you on as a student... 983 01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:51,393 ..just to make a fool out of that damn 40 Cent. 984 01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:55,197 Go to sleep early, because tomorrow... 985 01:11:55,280 --> 01:12:00,016 ..we are going to get up early and start training. 986 01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:02,873 Training... 987 01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:10,119 Son, you worked really hard and earned this. 988 01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:19,717 Therefore, | hereby MC thee. From now on, your name will be... 989 01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:23,517 ..MC Dandik! 990 01:13:25,480 --> 01:13:28,336 Look, Dandik, my son. 991 01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:32,176 | never had the chance to wear this, and I'm glad | didn't. 992 01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:36,056 You should take it and wear it. | hope it brings you luck. 993 01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:39,835 Tear that loser 40 Cent's student into pieces! 994 01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:43,716 Go... 995 01:13:50,440 --> 01:13:53,296 Boss, aren't you going to practice for the grand finale tomorrow? 996 01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:56,153 Why should I? I'm going to win anyway. 997 01:13:58,120 --> 01:13:59,997 Where is Asli? 998 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:01,956 I'm here, you moron. 999 01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:05,799 | hate you. | hate you. 1000 01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:10,576 That's right, tell me what | want to hear. 1001 01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:14,434 And hate really suits you. Damn it, | missed the goal. 1002 01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:21,136 The competition is fierce on The Talent Hunter. 1003 01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:23,096 All four contestants have their eye on the prize. 1004 01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:25,936 MC Has Ittir will be competing against Toilet... 1005 01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:28,816 ..and MC Dandik will be competing against Princess. 1006 01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:29,776 And the competition begins! 1007 01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:32,656 Fiko, I'm so nervous. 1008 01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:34,557 That's normal, Dandik. This is... 1009 01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:39,399 - Look at him, for God's sake. - Look at that weasel. 1010 01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:45,136 - You see? Nothing's changed. -He's still a dirtbag. 1011 01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:47,056 Whatever, Fiko, let's mind our own business. 1012 01:14:47,080 --> 01:14:48,016 | agree. 1013 01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:50,936 40 Cent or whatever you are called, what are we going to do now? 1014 01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:54,736 Don't worry, just go out on stage and move your lips. 1015 01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:57,616 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our next contestant... 1016 01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:00,496 ..MC Has Ittir! 1017 01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:02,397 Go ahead, go. 1018 01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:10,096 Open the doors, I'm coming back... 1019 01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:12,016 ..I know who's number one, Try to keep track. 1020 01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:14,896 You must be stuck in the 80's, We should cut you some slack. 1021 01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:19,696 Not surprised that you can't keep up, My swagger's taken me to the top. 1022 01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:21,616 You look like a fool When you're trying to be a man. 1023 01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:23,536 Get out of the car And push it if you can. 1024 01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:25,456 I'll knock you out With a single move, 1025 01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:27,376 | got the money, | got the groove. 1026 01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:29,296 If you're man enough... 1027 01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:31,231 ..Fiko, that jerk, Has Ittir looks like he worked really hard. 1028 01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:33,156 Don't worry. 1029 01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:36,976 Think about the hidden talent you have inside of you, Dandik. 1030 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:39,833 The strength you need is within you. 1031 01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:42,736 Don't forget that, son. 1032 01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:44,656 Don't forget that, son. 1033 01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:45,590 Don't you dare forget that! 1034 01:15:49,480 --> 01:15:51,391 And now, it's time to look at our clap-o-meter. 1035 01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:54,237 Let's hear the applause. 1036 01:15:56,240 --> 01:15:59,056 Dear viewers, the applause percentage for MC Has lftir... 1037 01:15:59,080 --> 01:16:00,976 ..is 75 percent. 1038 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:05,756 And now, here comes his opponent, MC Toilet. 1039 01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:13,433 My nameis MC... 1040 01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:18,256 - ...Toilet! - Alright, we got that. 1041 01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:23,070 You know what, that reminds me of the cows back in my hometown. 1042 01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:26,896 What are you going to perform for us today? 1043 01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:29,776 I'm going to do a "shitbox", gotit? 1044 01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:30,756 What do you mean? 1045 01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:32,676 Guys! 1046 01:16:54,760 --> 01:16:56,671 Interesting, very... 1047 01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:07,216 Dear viewers, everyone in our studio audience has passed out... 1048 01:17:07,240 --> 01:17:11,096 ..therefore, there's no one to clap. MC Toilet scores zero points. 1049 01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:12,976 What? Zero? 1050 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:16,789 You are doing this because I'm black, aren't you? 1051 01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:20,656 Just because I'm black... 1052 01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:22,576 Our first finalist is MC Has Ittir! 1053 01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:24,511 Master, what are we going to do? 1054 01:17:26,440 --> 01:17:28,336 Don't worry. 1055 01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:30,296 And now, it's time to see the two remaining semi-finalists. 1056 01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:32,880 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Princess! 1057 01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:44,656 Come, come, Come to my pillows. 1058 01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:48,496 Give, give, Give me your love. 1059 01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:51,376 Come, come, Come to my pillows. 1060 01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:54,296 Give, give, Give me your love. 1061 01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:58,096 It's neither down, Nor cotton. 1062 01:17:58,120 --> 01:18:01,016 Come to me, quick. 1063 01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:04,816 Come, come, Come to my pillows. 1064 01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:08,629 Give, give, Give me your love. 1065 01:18:34,600 --> 01:18:39,376 The clap-o-meter says 90, but I'd say you're more like a 100. 1066 01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:41,277 Thank you very much. 1067 01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:45,151 Don't worry, Dandik, you will be great. 1068 01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:51,836 Fiko, | will, but | think I lost my voice. 1069 01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:54,756 What? Where did it go? 1070 01:18:55,720 --> 01:18:58,576 - Up my butt, | guess. - You don't say! Dear God! 1071 01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:02,416 The strength you need is within you, Dandik. 1072 01:19:02,440 --> 01:19:03,376 It's within you. 1073 01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:06,233 - It's within you, man! - That's exactly what I'm saying! 1074 01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:10,136 Dear viewers, we are very close to determining the other finalist. 1075 01:19:10,160 --> 01:19:13,936 Up next is MC Dandik. He has a tough job ahead of him... 1076 01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:16,816 ...because the previous contestant scored 90 percent. 1077 01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:20,629 Please welcome MC Dandik! 1078 01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:24,477 There's Dandik. 1079 01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:52,319 Asli, you know what, | really am a broke felon who has nothing. 1080 01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:55,199 But still, | love you very much. 1081 01:19:59,120 --> 01:20:01,919 | love you more than anything in the world. 1082 01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:05,753 Because when you smile... 1083 01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:11,536 ..Everything changes when you smile. 1084 01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:15,349 The whole world smiles When you smile. 1085 01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:20,176 That was our song, right? 1086 01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:23,079 Yes, and it will always be our song. 1087 01:20:25,040 --> 01:20:29,776 Everything changes when she smiles. 1088 01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:34,576 The whole world smiles When she smiles. 1089 01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:42,234 Her smile makes me feel alive. 1090 01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:51,280 Her smile makes me feel alive. 1091 01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,631 Make a wish, my love. 1092 01:21:05,320 --> 01:21:09,109 Every wish is a hope For the both of us. 1093 01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:26,393 Fiko. Fiko, wake me up, man, it feels like I'm stuck in a dream. 1094 01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:28,376 It's not a dream, Dandik. 1095 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:30,232 It's just like a dream, except it's real. 1096 01:21:35,080 --> 01:21:39,856 Dandik! Dandik! Dandik! 1097 01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:41,757 | can't take it anymore, Dandik. 1098 01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:44,637 I'm coming to you. 1099 01:21:48,520 --> 01:21:53,296 It's time to look at our clap-o-meter and see the results. 1100 01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:56,176 Dandik's applause percentage is... 1101 01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:58,077 ...92 percent! 1102 01:21:58,160 --> 01:22:00,056 Dandik achieves the impossible... 1103 01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:02,896 ...and he makes it to the final round, ladies and gentlemen. 1104 01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:04,816 MC Dandik and MC Has Ittir... 1105 01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:07,673 ..are going to battle it out in the final round. 1106 01:22:14,440 --> 01:22:16,317 To the TV station. 1107 01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:20,176 Can we go a little faster, please? 1108 01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:23,056 And now, we are moving on straight to the final round. 1109 01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:24,976 The clap-o-meter is out... 1110 01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:27,856 ..you are going to choose the winner via SMS voting. 1111 01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:29,776 But in this round, our finalists are going to perform... 1112 01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:33,616 ..the songs they wrote about each other. 1113 01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:38,396 Please welcome our first finalist, MC Has Ittir! 1114 01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:03,416 You are a moron, a fool. What kind of a man are you? 1115 01:23:03,440 --> 01:23:06,239 Dandik, you are "shabby" Just like your name. 1116 01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:11,056 | can feel your breath kickin' When you try to diss me. 1117 01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:13,016 You are a pathetic loser, Even your girlfriend had to flee. 1118 01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:18,718 With you or anyone else, MC Has Ittir never fails. 1119 01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:23,517 Obey, fools! Obey! 1120 01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:55,216 You jerk, who the hell are you? 1121 01:23:55,240 --> 01:23:58,073 You call this driving? You are a woman, and you are blonde! 1122 01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:02,896 Sir, calm down. 1123 01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:06,709 And now, MC Dandik! 1124 01:24:13,480 --> 01:24:16,313 That guy...You little... 1125 01:24:20,200 --> 01:24:23,056 Dear viewers, we have 30 seconds on the clock for this round. 1126 01:24:23,080 --> 01:24:26,896 If he doesn't respond in 30 seconds, he will go home. 1127 01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:29,753 The countdown starts now. 1128 01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:46,077 Yes, I... 1129 01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:53,776 - Let me go! - Where are you going? 1130 01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:55,696 Didn't the boss tell you that you can't leave the house? 1131 01:24:55,720 --> 01:24:57,616 Come on, Dandik! 1132 01:24:57,640 --> 01:24:59,536 Let's count down together. 1133 01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:00,470 Ten. 1134 01:25:01,480 --> 01:25:02,416 Nine. 1135 01:25:02,440 --> 01:25:05,319 Please, let me go. | need to go to Dandik, please. 1136 01:25:16,840 --> 01:25:18,751 | dropped my soap. 1137 01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:23,536 Dandik is a good man. 1138 01:25:23,560 --> 01:25:25,437 Go to him. 1139 01:25:26,440 --> 01:25:28,336 Six. Five. 1140 01:25:28,360 --> 01:25:30,237 Dandik! 1141 01:25:32,200 --> 01:25:34,077 Asli? 1142 01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:12,511 Master, I'm ready. 1143 01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:17,296 Master? 1144 01:26:17,320 --> 01:26:22,030 Son, didn't| tell you not to worry? 1145 01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:40,336 Has Ittir, Who do you think you are? 1146 01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:43,216 You think you can buy Our hearts, our souls? 1147 01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:45,136 They call this a heart, They call this a conscience. 1148 01:26:45,160 --> 01:26:49,016 MC Dandik is here, Showing full effect. 1149 01:26:49,040 --> 01:26:51,856 You get love and respect Through money and threats. 1150 01:26:51,880 --> 01:26:54,736 But you never win, In fact, you always lose. 1151 01:26:54,760 --> 01:26:57,616 Because nobody loves you. You're lonelier than lonely. 1152 01:26:57,640 --> 01:26:59,536 Because nobody loves you. 1153 01:26:59,560 --> 01:27:02,416 Wake up, Has Ittir, Nobody loves you. 1154 01:27:02,440 --> 01:27:07,230 Has Ittir, Has Ittir, You upset me, Has Ittir. 1155 01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:11,056 You'll never change. 1156 01:27:11,080 --> 01:27:13,936 I'm writing you off, Has Ittir. 1157 01:27:13,960 --> 01:27:19,736 Has Ittir, Has Ittir, You upset me, Has Ittir. 1158 01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:26,416 Cruelty and malignancy, Get out of our lives. Has Ittir! 1159 01:27:26,440 --> 01:27:28,336 Dear viewers... 1160 01:27:28,360 --> 01:27:32,176 ..together with the studio audience and the viewers at home... 1161 01:27:32,200 --> 01:27:35,989 ..everyone in Turkey is singing "The Has Ittir Song". 1162 01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:37,936 And what's expected is happening: 1163 01:27:37,960 --> 01:27:40,816 The song has transcended the country's frontiers. 1164 01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:44,656 People in Asia, America and Europe are out on the streets... 1165 01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:46,557 ..singing "The Has Ittir Song". 1166 01:27:47,560 --> 01:27:51,349 All of China is singing this song as one. 1167 01:27:57,160 --> 01:28:00,016 Enemy tribes in Africa are coming together... 1168 01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:02,896 ..and making peace, singing this song. 1169 01:28:02,920 --> 01:28:04,816 - Has Ittir! - Has Ittir! 1170 01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:05,776 Has Ittir! 1171 01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:08,656 | cannot believe it, dear viewers. The entire world is reminded of... 1172 01:28:08,680 --> 01:28:16,336 ...brotherhood, sisterhood, peace and affection, thanks to this song. 1173 01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:20,216 Cruel people and cruelty, get out of our lives. Has Ittir! 1174 01:28:20,240 --> 01:28:23,056 | had brought peace temporarily... 1175 01:28:23,080 --> 01:28:25,936 ..but this song will make it permanent. 1176 01:28:25,960 --> 01:28:26,936 Has Ittir! 1177 01:28:26,960 --> 01:28:31,696 Our country adopts this song as our national anthem. 1178 01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:35,536 Now, people are reminded that all the fighting is in vain... 1179 01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:38,456 ...and it isn't worth hurting each other. 1180 01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:44,192 Now, people are saying "no" to all evil, thanks to this song. 1181 01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:55,677 You rock, Dandik. Congratulations. 1182 01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:03,353 Dandik! Dandik! 1183 01:29:04,360 --> 01:29:07,193 We want more! We want more! 1184 01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:12,976 Now, it's time for the most exciting part of the competition. 1185 01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:14,896 Now, we are going to announce the winner. 1186 01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:17,776 The winner of The Talent Hunter is about to be revealed. 1187 01:29:17,800 --> 01:29:19,677 Can | have the envelope? 1188 01:29:21,640 --> 01:29:23,536 Thank you. 1189 01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:29,272 Let's see who the winner of The Talent Hunter is. 1190 01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:35,096 No way... MC Has Ittir wins! 1191 01:29:35,120 --> 01:29:36,997 What? How? 1192 01:29:43,720 --> 01:29:44,676 This is rigged. 1193 01:29:48,560 --> 01:29:51,359 Give that to my boys. 1194 01:29:52,360 --> 01:29:54,256 MC Has Ittir, tell us how you feel. 1195 01:29:54,280 --> 01:29:56,157 You won the 1 million liras, you are the champ. 1196 01:29:57,160 --> 01:29:59,056 This goes to show that... 1197 01:29:59,080 --> 01:30:02,914 ...some are born to lose, like Dandik... 1198 01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:08,656 ...and some, to win, like me. 1199 01:30:08,680 --> 01:30:11,513 "Has" is my name, "Ittir" is my last name. Read it out loud! 1200 01:30:17,360 --> 01:30:21,115 This is so not fair! 1201 01:30:22,120 --> 01:30:24,016 They don't understand it, they don't see it. 1202 01:30:24,040 --> 01:30:26,896 The true miracle is inside a man. 1203 01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:30,709 It's for him to believe in himself. It's love. 1204 01:30:31,720 --> 01:30:33,656 Dandik, you have all of these. 1205 01:30:33,680 --> 01:30:38,436 Love is making you sing, son. You have already found love. 1206 01:30:39,400 --> 01:30:41,296 I'm speechless. 1207 01:30:41,320 --> 01:30:42,276 Master, don't be sad. 1208 01:30:43,240 --> 01:30:45,136 Asli... 1209 01:30:45,160 --> 01:30:47,096 Okay, look. | may have lost the competition... 1210 01:30:47,120 --> 01:30:51,856 ..but | want you to know that | will work very hard... 1211 01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:54,736 ..make a lot of money and give you the life that you want. 1212 01:30:54,760 --> 01:30:57,593 No, Dandik, | don't want that kind of a life. 1213 01:30:57,680 --> 01:31:00,479 All | want is to be with you. 1214 01:31:01,480 --> 01:31:05,269 | had to make a deal with that jerk just to get you out of prison. 1215 01:31:06,280 --> 01:31:08,176 He made me sign papers saying | owe him a million liras. 1216 01:31:08,200 --> 01:31:10,096 What? 1217 01:31:10,120 --> 01:31:12,953 That goddamn weasel, that scumbag.... 1218 01:31:13,040 --> 01:31:16,816 Don't you worry, Asli, we will work very hard and pay him back. 1219 01:31:16,840 --> 01:31:19,696 - Or we can run away from here. - We really can. 1220 01:31:19,720 --> 01:31:21,631 Where do you think you are going? 1221 01:31:22,640 --> 01:31:24,472 What's going on? 1222 01:31:26,440 --> 01:31:28,336 And he really thought that he could win. 1223 01:31:28,360 --> 01:31:31,216 - Dandik deserved to win. - Deserved, she says. 1224 01:31:31,240 --> 01:31:34,096 Do you think | ever take chances? 1225 01:31:34,120 --> 01:31:37,936 If you want to win, you must work systematically. 1226 01:31:37,960 --> 01:31:41,749 You must be cool, smart and brave. 1227 01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:44,637 Just like me. 1228 01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:47,519 Which one of you should | put a hole through first? 1229 01:31:48,520 --> 01:31:50,397 I'll start with... 1230 01:31:59,080 --> 01:32:00,957 ...Dandik. 1231 01:32:01,960 --> 01:32:03,837 - Stop! - Who are you? 1232 01:32:04,880 --> 01:32:07,696 Mom? Stay out of this. 1233 01:32:07,720 --> 01:32:10,553 - Stop, you can't shoot him. - Why? 1234 01:32:10,640 --> 01:32:14,395 Because he's your brother. 1235 01:32:15,400 --> 01:32:17,311 - What? - What? 1236 01:32:18,280 --> 01:32:21,113 - Your dad is not your real dad. - What? 1237 01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:24,976 - And I'm not your real mom. - Whoa! 1238 01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:28,816 Look, son, listen to me. | wanted to tell you everything... 1239 01:32:28,840 --> 01:32:30,736 ...but that horrible man you thought was your father... 1240 01:32:30,760 --> 01:32:33,593 ..would have killed us both. That's why, | had to leave. 1241 01:32:35,560 --> 01:32:38,393 - Then, who is my real father? -1 don't know. 1242 01:32:39,400 --> 01:32:41,277 Welcome aboard. 1243 01:32:42,280 --> 01:32:46,096 - Who is my real mother? -1 don't know. 1244 01:32:46,120 --> 01:32:48,976 But | always tried to be areal mother to you. 1245 01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:50,896 | made many sacrifices for you... 1246 01:32:50,920 --> 01:32:53,816 But madam do you hear yourself talking? 1247 01:32:53,840 --> 01:32:56,639 How can we be brothers? Where is all this coming from? 1248 01:32:58,600 --> 01:33:01,433 One day, | saw a swaddle while walking in front of a mosque. 1249 01:33:02,440 --> 01:33:05,296 There were two babies in it. 1250 01:33:05,320 --> 01:33:08,153 | didn't have any children, so | wanted to take them home. 1251 01:33:09,160 --> 01:33:12,039 Just as | picked one of you up, the police came. 1252 01:33:13,960 --> 01:33:15,837 | hid in a corner. 1253 01:33:16,840 --> 01:33:19,719 Unfortunately, they took the other baby and left. 1254 01:33:21,640 --> 01:33:24,496 Dandik, that was you, my dear. 1255 01:33:24,520 --> 01:33:26,456 Madam, how can you be sure of this? 1256 01:33:26,480 --> 01:33:30,256 Because you both have the same birth mark. 1257 01:33:30,280 --> 01:33:32,157 Look at it! 1258 01:33:38,920 --> 01:33:41,816 After your father died, | wanted to talk to you right away. 1259 01:33:41,840 --> 01:33:45,616 | noticed that you already had some kind of a dialogue with your brother. 1260 01:33:45,640 --> 01:33:47,536 That's why, | wanted to observe you two for a while. 1261 01:33:47,560 --> 01:33:49,437 | even tried to help him... 1262 01:33:50,440 --> 01:33:52,336 ..thinking that maybe he could influence you in a good way. 1263 01:33:52,360 --> 01:33:54,256 But he couldn't. 1264 01:33:54,280 --> 01:33:57,136 Unbelievable! It turns out that | have a brother... 1265 01:33:57,160 --> 01:33:59,993 ..but he's the biggest scumbag on the planet. 1266 01:34:01,000 --> 01:34:03,833 Not anymore. Come with me. 1267 01:34:11,560 --> 01:34:12,496 Could you just hold on a minute? 1268 01:34:12,520 --> 01:34:14,416 Where are we going? What are we doing? 1269 01:34:14,440 --> 01:34:17,273 Stop grumbling, walk with me. 1270 01:34:18,280 --> 01:34:23,096 Wait a minute! There's something 1 would like to share with the world: 1271 01:34:23,120 --> 01:34:25,976 Dandik is the real winner of this competition. 1272 01:34:26,000 --> 01:34:28,816 And heis my brother. 1273 01:34:28,840 --> 01:34:32,629 | am going to start a brand new life. Away from all evil. 1274 01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:35,519 Brother, wait. Don't go, stay with us. 1275 01:34:36,520 --> 01:34:38,416 | don't deserve to be around people like you. 1276 01:34:38,440 --> 01:34:42,229 Give that check to Dandik. | am going now, far far away. 1277 01:34:58,600 --> 01:35:00,477 They even have hot water! 1278 01:35:02,440 --> 01:35:05,273 Stop! It's cold! 1279 01:35:06,280 --> 01:35:08,216 - What did you say your name was? - My name is... 1280 01:35:08,240 --> 01:35:11,995 My name is McDan. Yes, McDan. It's a quirky name... 1281 01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:15,856 I'm sorry. 1282 01:35:15,880 --> 01:35:18,713 -I'm sorry. - You scared the hell out of me. 1283 01:35:19,720 --> 01:35:24,476 My name s Ali Ittir, his name is Hasan Ittir! 1284 01:35:24,560 --> 01:35:27,376 But dad, | don't want to be Hasan Ittir. 1285 01:35:27,400 --> 01:35:29,296 - Who do you want to be, then? - Has Ittir! 1286 01:35:29,320 --> 01:35:31,197 Get out of my face! 1287 01:35:34,120 --> 01:35:36,953 We are using fake weapons not to do you any harm. 1288 01:35:37,960 --> 01:35:40,793 Yes, don't worry, these are fake, it's okay. 1289 01:35:45,680 --> 01:35:47,512 Asli? 1290 01:35:50,440 --> 01:35:52,317 That was our song, right? 1291 01:35:52,400 --> 01:35:54,232 Yes... 94874