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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,699 --> 00:00:14,649 I will pray for you, St. Luc. 2 00:00:15,699 --> 00:00:19,649 Good night, Sire. Sweet dreams! 3 00:00:26,699 --> 00:00:37,049 Lord, You who watches over life and death - Your wrath is deserved and just... 4 00:00:39,450 --> 00:00:43,750 ... for the world is becoming worse with every day. 5 00:01:03,700 --> 00:01:10,760 Chicot! Chicot! 6 00:01:14,459 --> 00:01:15,759 Where have you been? 7 00:01:17,750 --> 00:01:26,349 Ah, it is you, my friend! I nearly became religious, as I wanted to find out what it`s like! 8 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:33,400 But, to tell the truth, I have had enough of these monks. Pish! The dirty beasts. 9 00:01:36,950 --> 00:01:38,159 Oh Lord! 10 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,260 What is the matter, Henri? 11 00:01:43,849 --> 00:01:46,989 -Henri! -It is nothing! 12 00:01:58,799 --> 00:02:00,899 Why are you not in bed? 13 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:13,500 My son, where is your hairdresser, your barber, your valet? 14 00:02:14,289 --> 00:02:19,199 No! None of this tonight. All this is devil`s work. 15 00:02:19,349 --> 00:02:20,789 The Lent season has arrived. 16 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:31,099 Oh Lord! Lord, forgive me and save me... 17 00:02:31,349 --> 00:02:35,099 By the way, Henri, was it you who ordered all that rabble to assemble in the great hall? 18 00:02:35,150 --> 00:02:40,599 I mean your over-groomed darlings and the duke of Anjou with his rascals. 19 00:02:46,449 --> 00:02:55,349 Yes, you are right. I will be just and do my duty. 20 00:02:57,250 --> 00:02:58,250 Let us go. 21 00:03:00,699 --> 00:03:03,099 I must punish my friends. 22 00:03:04,099 --> 00:03:06,449 Based on a novel by Alexandre Dumas père 23 00:03:06,889 --> 00:03:10,049 La Dame de Monsoreau 24 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:50,050 Episode 7 25 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:32,800 Brother! 26 00:05:33,990 --> 00:05:37,160 The Lord was right to make our existence in this world so burdensome... 27 00:05:39,199 --> 00:05:46,599 But He is kind to us sinners, for our sins stem from human weakness! 28 00:06:01,350 --> 00:06:06,500 Nogaret d`Epernon, I order you to depart from Paris tomorrow morning... 29 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:13,360 ... for your ancestral estate where you are to remain until further notice. 30 00:06:19,449 --> 00:06:24,399 Gaspar de Schomberg! You are to leave Paris as well... 31 00:06:24,449 --> 00:06:30,750 ... and travel to La Rochelle, where our brave army is fighting against heretics! 32 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:34,699 I bet all of them will be forgiven within two days! 33 00:06:41,250 --> 00:06:44,500 Jacques de Levis, Comte de Quelus - 34 00:06:49,149 --> 00:06:58,649 I warn you, Comte de Quelus, should you try to attack monsieur de Bussy again... 35 00:07:01,449 --> 00:07:04,050 I will be extremely angry. 36 00:07:13,649 --> 00:07:19,899 The same applies to you, Marquis Jean-Louis de Maugiron. 37 00:07:24,550 --> 00:07:32,550 Monsieur de Bussy! You know how highly I value your exceptional competence. 38 00:07:33,050 --> 00:07:37,500 I wish to see you more often among my friends. 39 00:07:37,949 --> 00:07:39,800 Thank you, Sire. 40 00:07:39,899 --> 00:07:45,699 Oh, Henri, today you dispense favors so easily, perhaps you have something for Chicot as well? 41 00:07:45,850 --> 00:07:50,700 Grant me a fat abbey with 10 000 livres of income per annum! 42 00:07:50,949 --> 00:07:54,099 Monsieur Chicot, come with me. 43 00:07:56,149 --> 00:07:59,099 Good night, messieurs, I will sleep now. 44 00:08:08,550 --> 00:08:11,400 Good night, messieurs, we are going to sleep now! 45 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:21,850 I am overjoyed to accompany Your Majesty to your bedchamber! 46 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,399 Does this mean I am the new favourite? 47 00:08:24,550 --> 00:08:28,250 Does this mean I am prettier than that Cupid Quelus? 48 00:08:28,350 --> 00:08:30,650 -Stop it. -Does this mean you cannot do without me? 49 00:08:30,699 --> 00:08:32,100 Stop it, I said. 50 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:35,850 Chicot, my friend! 51 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:40,850 Let us pray. 52 00:08:44,950 --> 00:08:46,450 Thank you for nothing! 53 00:08:46,789 --> 00:08:51,250 What a favor! What a lovely way to spend time! 54 00:08:51,299 --> 00:08:53,599 -Good night, Your Majesty. -I command you to stay! 55 00:08:56,649 --> 00:09:04,600 Ohhh... Oh! We are becoming a proper tyrant! You are a despot! 56 00:09:05,450 --> 00:09:13,600 I spent all day whipping the backs of my best friends - and you want a repeat?! 57 00:09:13,649 --> 00:09:22,899 I will be damned! Henri, there are only two of us here - and when two fight, each blow lands true! 58 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:27,649 Think of your sins, babbler! 59 00:09:27,850 --> 00:09:31,600 Which sins? What repentance do you want? 60 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,350 Should I repent that I have become jester to a monk? 61 00:09:34,649 --> 00:09:41,549 I have no wish to be shut in with a manic king! Good night, Your Majesty, I am leaving! 62 00:09:41,659 --> 00:09:45,449 Chicot! Do not leave. Please stay. 63 00:09:46,950 --> 00:09:49,500 You are using my melancholy against me. 64 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:57,000 What happened to you, Henri? Share your fears with your friend Chicot! 65 00:09:59,690 --> 00:10:02,520 Yes, you are my only friend, Chicot! 66 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:08,449 If one puts all those jester`s pranks aside, you are a brave man. 67 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:13,299 Sit. Sit and listen to me. 68 00:10:21,549 --> 00:10:27,149 Last night I was firmly asleep. 69 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:35,450 And then I felt a strange... movement of air. 70 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:51,200 Half-awake, I felt that all the hairs on my beard stood on end from fear. 71 00:10:54,250 --> 00:11:00,159 And then... I heard a voice. 72 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:07,159 Its sound was so mournful that it moved the very depths of my soul! 73 00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:13,399 -Are you listening? Chicot? -Of course, I am all ears! 74 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:22,919 Well... That voice was terrible, Chicot! 75 00:11:24,519 --> 00:11:29,990 "Sinner! Pathetic sinner!" - it spoke, resounding like thunder. 76 00:11:31,549 --> 00:11:35,759 "I am the Voice of God your Lord!" 77 00:11:37,860 --> 00:11:43,720 "You are mired in sin and lawlessness!" 78 00:11:44,049 --> 00:11:50,299 Who could have predicted this? It seems the Voice of God speaks what your people think! 79 00:11:50,799 --> 00:11:54,699 Sire, I think Your Majesty had a nightmare. 80 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,449 Why are you refusing to believe me, Chicot? 81 00:11:58,399 --> 00:12:05,539 Do you not know that God speaks to kings every time when great changes are due in this world? 82 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:11,139 Yes, He speaks to them, true. But they never tend to hear Him. 83 00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:12,850 If you say so. 84 00:12:15,950 --> 00:12:19,850 Do you understand now why I requested that you stay? 85 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,539 I am afraid! 86 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:27,320 Fine, I accept your gracious offer. 87 00:12:27,779 --> 00:12:31,519 I would very much like to hear what the Voice of God has to say! 88 00:12:32,299 --> 00:12:35,139 Maybe it has something interesting in store for me as well! 89 00:12:35,549 --> 00:12:40,139 Thank you. But what should we do until then? 90 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:43,840 I suggest we sleep. 91 00:12:43,990 --> 00:12:46,279 -Sleep? -Yes, sleep! 92 00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:50,079 -But... -Come with me. 93 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:54,240 -But you will not fall asleep? -I would not even think of sleep! 94 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:55,959 Undress. 95 00:12:57,350 --> 00:13:00,980 -I will only remove the doublet. -As you wish! 96 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:06,879 -But not the hose! -A very wise move! 97 00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:19,250 And what about you? 98 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,849 Me? I will remain in that chair over there. 99 00:13:23,549 --> 00:13:29,000 -But you will not fall asleep? -Do not worry, the Voice of God will not let me. 100 00:13:35,950 --> 00:13:43,200 Chicot! Chicot, please - no jesting with the Voice! 101 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:46,000 Good night, Henri. 102 00:13:48,350 --> 00:13:50,000 Good night. 103 00:13:54,000 --> 00:14:04,000 -Chicot! Do not fall asleep, please! -I will be damned if I do! 104 00:14:24,049 --> 00:14:27,049 Move it closer to the wall! 105 00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:42,050 Hush, hush! 106 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:13,100 Chicot! Chicot! 107 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,720 Chicot! 108 00:15:17,759 --> 00:15:19,519 The Breath is here! 109 00:15:33,049 --> 00:15:42,000 -Chicot! -Such strong breath! 110 00:15:44,149 --> 00:15:46,000 It will speak now. 111 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:51,600 Do you hear it? 112 00:15:51,649 --> 00:15:56,759 UNREPENTANT SINNER! ARE YOU HERE? 113 00:15:56,960 --> 00:16:00,550 Yes! Yes, Lord! 114 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:04,950 HAVE YOU DONE WHAT I ASKED OF YOU?! 115 00:16:05,850 --> 00:16:06,950 Er, yes! 116 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:12,519 YOU LIE! THE DEPTHS OF YOUR HEART ARE STILL UNTOUCHED! 117 00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:14,850 -Excellently put! It is all true! -What? 118 00:16:14,899 --> 00:16:15,799 Move aside! 119 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:19,800 -What for? -For the wrath of the Lord to find me first! 120 00:16:20,149 --> 00:16:25,799 FAITHLESS REPROBATE! WHY ARE YOU STAYING SILENT?! REPENT! 121 00:16:26,149 --> 00:16:29,000 Lord! Oh Lord, I do repent - 122 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:36,399 ... and confess that I behaved like a traitor towards my cousin de Conde... 123 00:16:37,049 --> 00:16:40,120 Whose wife I - oh Lord! - seduced... 124 00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:42,750 Twice! 125 00:16:43,049 --> 00:16:46,000 -What are you babbling about, who cares about that?! -Hush! 126 00:16:46,149 --> 00:16:49,500 -SPEAK! -Yes, Lord. 127 00:16:49,649 --> 00:16:53,850 I also regret shamelessly robbing the Poles... 128 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:58,990 ... after they had appointed me their king and absconding with all their crown jewels! 129 00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,850 I repent, oh Lord! 130 00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:03,150 It was long ago, all is forgotten already! 131 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:11,900 Lord, I also regret stealing the French throne from my brother, the duke of Anjou... 132 00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:16,900 to whom it rightfully belonged, as I had accepted the Polish throne! 133 00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:20,349 -I repent, I regret it all! -Scoundrel, I will have you hanged! 134 00:17:20,450 --> 00:17:22,319 It is the Voice of God, Henri, did you forget? 135 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,000 CONTINUE! 136 00:17:24,049 --> 00:17:25,649 I am done! 137 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:30,500 YOU LIE! AND WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BROTHER IN LAW... 138 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:34,500 ... THE KING OF NAVARRE, AND YOUR SISTER MARGUERITE?! 139 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:41,350 -Tell him the truth, do not lie! -Nothing! Nothing, they left France... voluntarily? 140 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,150 VOLUNTARILY?! 141 00:17:43,950 --> 00:17:49,950 OR WAS IT PERHAPS AFTER YOU HAD YOUR SISTER`S FRIENDS AND LOVERS EXECUTED?! 142 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:56,750 -O God! I am a sinner! A vile sinner! -YOU THINK NOT OF FRANCE, YOUR COUNTRY! 143 00:17:56,799 --> 00:18:03,849 YOU ARE INCONSTANT LIKE A WOMAN, EFFEMINATE LIKE A SYBARITE, DEPRAVED LIKE A PAGAN! 144 00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:07,250 YOU NEARLY RUINED POOR ST. LUC! 145 00:18:07,299 --> 00:18:10,349 Are You certain I have not fully ruined him yet? 146 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:13,299 NO, NOT YET! 147 00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:19,900 BUT YOU MUST RELEASE HIM IMMEDIATELY, MAKE HIM A DUKE AND HIS WIFE A DUCHESS!!! 148 00:18:19,950 --> 00:18:22,250 And if I do not agree, oh Lord? 149 00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:30,750 IF YOU DO NOT AGREE, YOU WILL BE BOILING IN A HUGE POT FOR ALL ETERNITY! 150 00:18:35,099 --> 00:18:36,000 Lord! 151 00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:42,100 Lord, I understand. 152 00:18:43,849 --> 00:18:45,899 Henri, where are you going? 153 00:18:46,049 --> 00:18:48,000 The conversation with the Voice is not yet over! 154 00:18:48,049 --> 00:18:56,000 -I must release St. Luc at once. -Henri! Henri, wait! 155 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,650 Let us wait until morning at least? 156 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,359 The Voice of God must not wait! 157 00:19:04,759 --> 00:19:10,500 I know, Henri, but you might wake him up, he does not like that! 158 00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:14,399 -Henri, just listen to me! -Do not try to stop me! 159 00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:17,400 Let us wait until morning! 160 00:19:17,549 --> 00:19:22,500 YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! 161 00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:43,450 Out of my sight! 162 00:19:50,099 --> 00:19:58,000 Adam and Eve after the Fall! Are you banishing them, Henri? 163 00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:08,300 This is our paradise, which you lost due to disobedience - 164 00:20:08,349 --> 00:20:11,750 - from now on you are forbidden to enter! 165 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,700 Get out of my sight. 166 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:49,900 You must leave Paris in the morning - and do not spare your horses, the king might change his mind! 167 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,700 Proceed. 168 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,150 The Abbey of St. Genevieve 169 00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:30,150 You may pass. 170 00:21:34,390 --> 00:21:36,150 You may pass. 171 00:21:41,490 --> 00:21:46,000 By all saints! Do they only admit those with clean hands into the Abbey today? 172 00:21:46,779 --> 00:21:51,149 What is certain is that something remarkable is happening there. 173 00:21:58,799 --> 00:22:02,250 I would love to gain admission, but two things are needed: 174 00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:09,000 ... a proper cassock of a monk and that item they show to the Brother door-keeper. 175 00:22:10,150 --> 00:22:15,400 Alas, Brother Gorenflot is not here - if only he was! 176 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:23,500 On a related note - I might find him in the Horn of Plenty tavern, as it is his regular dinner time! 177 00:22:23,549 --> 00:22:27,549 Well, let us be curious to the end! 178 00:23:36,950 --> 00:23:40,000 -Good day, lovely one! -Monsieur Chicot! 179 00:23:40,150 --> 00:23:41,960 -Are you dancing then? -Yes! 180 00:23:42,650 --> 00:23:47,050 -I hope you are faithful to me! -Of course, you are the only one! 181 00:23:47,099 --> 00:23:48,549 I would like to believe that... 182 00:23:51,049 --> 00:23:53,049 -I will join you later -I will be waiting! 183 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:56,190 Maitre Bonnome, has Brother Gorenflot started his dinner yet? 184 00:23:56,700 --> 00:24:00,519 -Not yet, but do hurry! -Why hurry? 185 00:24:00,579 --> 00:24:04,099 It is just that he will have finished dinner in precisely 5 minutes. 186 00:24:04,150 --> 00:24:10,200 -He has not started yet and will finish in five minutes? -Monsieur, today is the first day of Lent! 187 00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:11,319 So what? 188 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:17,160 It is not like I understand anything about it, but I still recommend you hurry. 189 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:24,500 Five minutes for Gorenflot`s dinner - ha! Wonders will not cease today! 190 00:24:24,549 --> 00:24:28,500 I can promise you that, monsieur Chicot! 191 00:24:28,549 --> 00:24:35,049 Maitre, please bring upstairs two bottles of wine, pâté and a chicken - and be quick about it! 192 00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:36,649 Will not take a minute! 193 00:24:52,099 --> 00:24:53,500 My friend! 194 00:24:56,150 --> 00:24:59,700 Oh Lord! What is this? 195 00:24:59,950 --> 00:25:01,319 What are you doing? 196 00:25:02,619 --> 00:25:07,319 Do you not see, my brother? I am dining... 197 00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:10,320 -Dining? -Yes. 198 00:25:10,450 --> 00:25:12,390 -You call this dinner? -Yes. 199 00:25:12,579 --> 00:25:14,389 -You, Gorenflot? -Yes, me. 200 00:25:14,849 --> 00:25:17,049 -Grass and cheese? -Grass and cheese. 201 00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:19,919 What happened to you? 202 00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:25,799 Tsk tsk, we are on the first Wednesday of Lent! 203 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:30,050 Yes, yes, yes! I am a sinner, I know. 204 00:25:30,099 --> 00:25:36,250 Water! We should care about our souls` salvation, my brother! 205 00:25:36,779 --> 00:25:39,799 Has it been long since your breakfast, friend? 206 00:25:41,450 --> 00:25:44,559 I did not have breakfast today, my brother! 207 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,300 If you were not breaking your fast, what were you doing? 208 00:25:51,650 --> 00:25:55,500 -I was composing a speech! -Speech?! 209 00:25:55,799 --> 00:25:58,700 -Surely you jest! -No, I was. 210 00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:01,759 I do not understand - what for? 211 00:26:02,859 --> 00:26:06,759 To present it tonight in the Abbey! 212 00:26:07,849 --> 00:26:14,649 Yes, monsieur Chicot. My brother, I must be on my way. 213 00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:17,960 My friend, at least finish you grass! 214 00:26:19,450 --> 00:26:22,000 By the way, maitre Bonnome, our host, claims that... 215 00:26:22,049 --> 00:26:26,000 ... he has around 50 bottles of a most excellent vintage in his cellar! 216 00:26:26,099 --> 00:26:29,299 All other wines are simply a pale imitation! 217 00:26:29,450 --> 00:26:35,500 I must make a speech myself today, but, as I believe in the wondrous properties of wine, I will order a bottle! 218 00:26:35,549 --> 00:26:38,599 What might go well with that? Advise me. 219 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:45,650 Nibbles... Ugh, only none of this repellent stuff! 220 00:26:46,250 --> 00:26:50,099 That is for sure! Maitre Bonnome! 221 00:26:53,690 --> 00:26:56,850 Here I am! Tra-la-la! Here I am! 222 00:26:58,349 --> 00:27:02,990 This is for you, monsieur Chicot! And this for you... not. 223 00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:04,250 Here, and here... 224 00:27:04,299 --> 00:27:10,250 Maitre Bonnome, please bring us two bottles of that best vintage you claimed you had! 225 00:27:10,349 --> 00:27:12,699 With great pleasure, monsieur Chicot! 226 00:27:14,450 --> 00:27:17,400 Two?! Why two? Do not! I will not drink! 227 00:27:17,450 --> 00:27:25,100 -I do not want to, you cannot make me!!! -My friend, if you were drinking, I would order 4 bottles. 228 00:27:25,549 --> 00:27:32,000 Or six... Or all the bottles in this cellar! 229 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,100 But as I will be drinking alone, two would suffice. 230 00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:41,349 This is all good, yes, my brother! Only if you will have an abstentious Lent-meal with that! 231 00:27:41,650 --> 00:27:44,350 Then your confessor will have nothing to reproach you with! 232 00:27:44,799 --> 00:27:50,349 Of course, who would eat meat on the Wednesday of the Lenten season? 233 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:55,650 Of course not! Where would we be then! 234 00:27:57,250 --> 00:28:01,250 Oh! Oh! What are you doing? 235 00:28:01,299 --> 00:28:03,549 -Eating a carp! -Carp?! 236 00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:05,149 Of course a carp! 237 00:28:06,849 --> 00:28:10,549 But why... how did your carp sprout wings? 238 00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:13,000 Fins, dear friend, fins! 239 00:28:14,049 --> 00:28:15,119 Are you drunk? 240 00:28:15,170 --> 00:28:19,590 Me? Drunk? I haven`t... not at all! I have only drunk water! 241 00:28:19,650 --> 00:28:22,600 All that water must have gone to your head! 242 00:28:25,650 --> 00:28:28,900 Our host is here! He cooked this, he should tell us. 243 00:28:28,950 --> 00:28:32,900 Agreed! But first he should open a bottle of wine, I want to try it! 244 00:28:33,750 --> 00:28:37,000 -Maitre Bonnome! -Here you go, it is magnificent! 245 00:28:37,849 --> 00:28:39,699 -No!!! -Pardon! 246 00:28:39,950 --> 00:28:41,700 Please sit down, maitre Bonnome! 247 00:28:50,950 --> 00:28:55,200 I am an incompetent wine-taster! My tongue has no memory whatsoever... 248 00:28:55,769 --> 00:29:01,299 My friend, you were sent to this world to help your fellow man, show me the way! 249 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,600 I want to know if this wine is truly good! Try a sip at least. 250 00:29:04,650 --> 00:29:07,600 -One sip, what is it to you? -Fine! 251 00:29:10,799 --> 00:29:16,599 No no, this will not do! Please! You did not pour enough! 252 00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:19,990 Enough, enough! 253 00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:37,500 This one is the best! I guarantee it! 254 00:29:37,549 --> 00:29:40,399 You are in cahoots with our innkeeper here, I do not believe you! 255 00:29:40,450 --> 00:29:49,650 Me? My brother, a true drunkard can identify the tap of wine on the first sip... 256 00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:53,599 ... the brand on the second and the year on the third! 257 00:29:53,690 --> 00:29:59,799 Year? I would very much like to know in which year this wine was bottled! 258 00:30:01,549 --> 00:30:05,799 -Nothing easier! Pour me a few drops! -Here you go! 259 00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:15,799 Some more, please! More! A bit more! Filling it is enough. 260 00:30:27,650 --> 00:30:41,000 One thousand... five hundred... sixty... first! 261 00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:46,250 -1561, all correct! -And now I have to leave. 262 00:30:46,690 --> 00:30:49,700 What? Without tasting my carp? 263 00:30:50,789 --> 00:30:56,700 Ah, nearly forgot - maitre Bonnome, which creature is this? 264 00:31:02,549 --> 00:31:03,950 I beg your pardon. 265 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:17,700 It is a chicken! 266 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:20,000 Told you so! 267 00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:23,000 A chicken, what do you mean, chicken? 268 00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:26,700 A hen, monsieur Chicot! Or a rooster... 269 00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:30,000 Maitre Bonnome, please leave us. 270 00:31:30,690 --> 00:31:33,250 I am very sorry. A hen or a ro-o-o-ster! 271 00:31:33,349 --> 00:31:38,549 My friend, I would really love to eat this chicken! But I also do not want to sin doing that... 272 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:45,150 I beg you, in the name of our great friendship, please bless this chicken and call it "carp". 273 00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:55,049 -Carp? My brother, do not lead me into temptation! -Please! Or I will commit a mortal sin by eating meat! 274 00:31:55,599 --> 00:31:58,049 A chicken to a carp? 275 00:32:02,299 --> 00:32:05,200 This will not work. No holy water around! 276 00:32:05,450 --> 00:32:07,750 Then bless it using wine - the end justifies the means! 277 00:32:07,799 --> 00:32:10,649 And I do not think the taste would suffer for that! 278 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,650 -It will not suffer? -No! -It will not suffer! 279 00:32:20,549 --> 00:32:33,000 In the name of... Bacchus, Momus and the Trinity of St. Pantagruel... you are now called... carp! 280 00:32:34,049 --> 00:32:39,049 And now let us drink to my godchild`s health! 281 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,650 To our godchild`s health! 282 00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:49,950 This one packs a punch! 283 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,549 Come here, my lovely! Sit with us! 284 00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:14,349 Scoundrels! 285 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:20,800 -Hey! Let her go! Hands off! -But she wants to sit with us! 286 00:33:20,849 --> 00:33:25,399 -Come here, dear child! -Uncle! 287 00:33:26,349 --> 00:33:28,399 Do not let that worry you! 288 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,500 Where would I be without you? 289 00:33:34,890 --> 00:33:43,200 "Wine and sorrow have been arguing in my head for a long lo-o-o-ng while!" 290 00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:48,299 -Praise the Lord, I feel a bit better now! -Finally! 291 00:33:48,349 --> 00:33:53,000 As soon as I finish eating these eggs here, I will be right as rain! 292 00:33:55,500 --> 00:34:00,500 Chicot, you know, for the last three days this speech has been stuck in my head! 293 00:34:00,549 --> 00:34:09,699 It has become a part of me! But it is for the best - I will make that speech! 294 00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:13,250 I will be presenting it in such a way! Just imagine my grand entrance... 295 00:34:13,349 --> 00:34:19,400 Which entrance? How can you enter, if all the doors of the Abbey close at ten? 296 00:34:20,449 --> 00:34:24,599 I will enter as easily as this wine enters my stomach! 297 00:34:24,650 --> 00:34:27,880 Listening to you, one could believe you would enter without touching the doors! 298 00:34:27,929 --> 00:34:33,299 Yes! All doors are open for Brother Gorenflot! 299 00:34:33,349 --> 00:34:38,299 Brother Gorenflot has a key... Right here! 300 00:34:38,349 --> 00:34:41,599 You want me to believe a simple monk has the key to the Abbey? 301 00:34:41,650 --> 00:34:44,599 -No way! -And what do you think this is? 302 00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:46,650 What is this then? What? 303 00:34:46,699 --> 00:34:50,500 Money! You sly beast, you bribe the door-keepers?! 304 00:34:50,550 --> 00:34:55,320 And here you are wrong - this coin has a likeness of an heretic on it! 305 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,319 Henri, the king of Navarre - and I spit on him! 306 00:34:59,250 --> 00:35:03,199 -And he has a hole where heart should be! -A hole? -Yes, a hole! 307 00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:09,300 He is a heretic, right? One blow with a knife - a heretic`s murderer becomes a saint! 308 00:35:09,349 --> 00:35:12,199 Death to heretics! Death! 309 00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:18,750 Death! Glory to the mass! Glory... glory! 310 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,360 Listen, Chicot, this is how it will go: 311 00:35:22,699 --> 00:35:29,359 I am entering - the company is really top tier! Here barons, there counts... 312 00:35:30,199 --> 00:35:33,250 -Some other nobles also scattered around... -And princes? 313 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:41,449 Yes, Chicot, princes as well! And the brothers of my order behind me... 314 00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:49,449 -I enter... -Let us rehearse! -Yes, let us! -I enter... 315 00:35:49,650 --> 00:35:55,849 -And they call me: "Bro..." - your cue! -Brother Gorenflot! 316 00:35:55,900 --> 00:35:59,849 I am here, brothers! I am here! 317 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:07,849 Brothers! Today is a lovely day for our faith! No, that cannot be right... 318 00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:19,849 Brothers, today is an exceptional day... no, not this one either! It was something else! 319 00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:27,700 Eksept... ekzept... except... Let me wash my throat with wine first! 320 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:37,400 Brothers!.. Brothers? Where are you? I cannot see you, my brothers! 321 00:36:39,050 --> 00:36:42,200 -My speech is over... -Indeed. 322 00:37:24,949 --> 00:37:37,500 Maitre Bonnome, this is for the dinner - and especially for helping to put Gorenflot to the sleep of the just! 323 00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:45,500 Thank you - I am always at your service, monsieur Chicot! 324 00:37:59,550 --> 00:38:04,700 You may pass. Pass. It`s time. 325 00:38:10,889 --> 00:38:14,699 Brothers! Please wait, my brothers! 326 00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:21,699 Please do not close the gate! Ugh, I was nearly late... 327 00:38:25,949 --> 00:38:29,699 It`s me, Brother Gorenflot! 328 00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:39,350 Enter. 329 00:38:43,599 --> 00:38:45,150 We should close the gate now. 330 00:39:32,699 --> 00:39:40,000 -Brother gate-keeper, have you closed the gate? -Yes, brother. 331 00:39:40,050 --> 00:39:43,360 -Do not let anyone else enter. -Yes, my brother. 332 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:05,900 Brother door-keeper, how many people did you allow inside? 333 00:40:05,989 --> 00:40:08,359 One hundred and thirty six! 334 00:40:09,099 --> 00:40:14,299 The numbers match. Then this is the Lord`s will. 335 00:40:37,889 --> 00:40:45,000 Well, well, well! A pity that I cannot see the participants` faces! 336 00:40:45,050 --> 00:40:48,000 On the other hand, I cannot be seen either. 337 00:40:54,550 --> 00:40:57,600 We will now open the great Council of the Holy Union! 338 00:40:58,150 --> 00:41:04,650 And may the Lord`s will aid us! You may proceed, Claude de Chevreuse. 339 00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:26,650 My brothers! The fate of the French throne is of no little concern to us, good Catholics! 340 00:41:26,699 --> 00:41:35,000 We cannot tolerate an heretic inheriting it! Our king, Henri de Valois, has no heirs. 341 00:41:35,349 --> 00:41:45,599 Should he die childless, which is extremely likely, his brother, the duke of Anjou, will take his place. 342 00:41:45,650 --> 00:41:50,760 But he has no children either! And they do tend to die young in that family. 343 00:41:51,199 --> 00:41:57,759 Will we then allow this confirmed heretic... 344 00:41:58,559 --> 00:42:03,000 ... this unrepentant Huguenot Henri de Navarre to take the throne?! 345 00:42:04,099 --> 00:42:09,360 Throw the Huguenots into flames! And Navarre as well! Death to them! 346 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,720 Absolutely correct, death to them! 347 00:42:13,150 --> 00:42:14,720 But he has friends. 348 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:19,160 This means we must decrease their number. 349 00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:23,159 Our Union is a holy one - the Pope himself legitimized it! 350 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:30,660 -I demand that the Union stops being a secret! -Yes! Correct! This should stop! 351 00:42:30,699 --> 00:42:34,500 And when a new St. Bartholomew`s Day comes... 352 00:42:35,599 --> 00:42:42,750 ... we will save the Lord the trouble of separating the sheep from the goats! 353 00:42:56,599 --> 00:43:01,699 The Holy Union thanks Claude de Chevreuse for his zeal - 354 00:43:02,150 --> 00:43:06,700 - his contribution will be considered by the High Council. 355 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,960 Brother Gorenflot! 356 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,659 Brother Gorenflot! 357 00:43:18,699 --> 00:43:21,659 Brother Gorenflot, where are you? 358 00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:24,659 Ah, it is I who is Gorenflot tonight. 359 00:43:25,980 --> 00:43:28,559 Oh Lord, forgive the sinner! 360 00:43:33,949 --> 00:43:43,359 I am here! I am here, brothers! Please forgive me - 361 00:43:43,860 --> 00:43:49,660 I was sunk into pious reflections inspired by our brother`s speech! 362 00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:52,960 I did not hear the summoning. 363 00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:10,000 Brothers, what a lovely day, what an excellent day for our faith, for we have all assembled in this temple! 364 00:44:10,349 --> 00:44:14,960 What is the kingdom of France? A body! 365 00:44:15,590 --> 00:44:25,960 As St. Augustin said: "Omnis civitas corpus est!" Every society is a body. 366 00:44:26,449 --> 00:44:33,199 A good health is required for this body to function - how should this health be preserved? 367 00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:36,760 A sensible bloodletting might do the trick. 368 00:44:36,809 --> 00:44:45,759 Bloodletting! This is what good Catholics who give me eggs, chickens and money for the Abbey tell me! 369 00:44:46,449 --> 00:44:51,359 This might be contradicted - as the Holy Church abhors blood! 370 00:44:51,420 --> 00:44:56,860 But where is it said whose blood it is which horrifies the church?! 371 00:44:57,300 --> 00:45:05,200 I could lay a wager it is not the blood of heretics! 372 00:45:06,150 --> 00:45:12,200 I myself, Jacques Gorenflot, used to carry a musket in the Champagne... 373 00:45:12,650 --> 00:45:17,550 ... and even burned a few Huguenots in their chapel! 374 00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:26,000 I assumed a cozy place in paradise was secured for me - at least I thought so! 375 00:45:26,650 --> 00:45:31,000 But then I discovered a stain on my conscience - 376 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:36,849 ... before burning those Huguenot women we got some amusement out of them! 377 00:45:39,650 --> 00:45:45,300 This might have tainted our holy work slightly - at least my confessor told me so! 378 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,760 This is why I became a monk in a hurry - 379 00:45:48,989 --> 00:45:53,989 ... and to clear the taint of those heretics on my conscience, 380 00:45:54,449 --> 00:45:59,899 I vowed to associate with good Catholic women exclusively! 381 00:46:03,300 --> 00:46:13,200 It now remains to me to speak of our chiefs - it is all well and prudent to steal in in a monk`s cassock! 382 00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:18,199 But such a great caution might invite the mockery of those damned heretics! 383 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:25,199 But credit where credit is due - in a fight they are truly fierce! 384 00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:31,699 What is it we are craving? To eradicate herecy! Then what are we waiting for? 385 00:46:31,989 --> 00:46:36,799 Why are we hiding like a bunch of thieves in the night?! 386 00:46:37,849 --> 00:46:42,049 Why do we not walk on the streets of Paris in a holy procession... 387 00:46:42,349 --> 00:46:47,049 ... and show our excellent military bearing and weapons?! 388 00:46:47,650 --> 00:46:54,900 Who will set an example, you ask? Let it be me - Brother Gorenflot! 389 00:46:54,949 --> 00:46:58,099 A humble, lowly monk - a collector of alms! 390 00:46:58,550 --> 00:47:06,500 In a cuirasse, armed with a musket I will lead all good Catholics into battle! 391 00:47:13,699 --> 00:47:18,500 Thank you! Thank you, brothers! My thanks... 392 00:47:18,550 --> 00:47:20,900 Now this I call success, brother Gorenflot! 393 00:47:25,250 --> 00:47:29,000 What is happening? They are far too excited! 394 00:47:31,050 --> 00:47:34,000 This we do not need, let us finish here. 395 00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:48,719 Brothers! The assembly is over, it is time to go. 396 00:48:42,550 --> 00:48:47,400 Ah, I see - another coin is needed to leave this place! 397 00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:51,400 This Gorenflot... 398 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:11,119 Translated by Grafinyademonsoro on Tumblr 35112

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