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(restaurant ambience)
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I'm sure she'll be here
any minute.
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Fay.
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Oh, fuck.
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(giggles) Hey bitch!
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(laughs loudly)
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Ohhh!
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Oh my god, I'm so hungry!
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Also hungover. Pfft!
Yeah?
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It's been crazy.
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♫ ("Breakdown" by Tessa Violet)
♪ So throw your hands up
if you're feeling it too ♪
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Women in L.A.
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...are disgusting.
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With their plastic and fillers
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and BBLs and hip sculpting.
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Frankensteins!
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But the men...
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...are so nice.
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♪ For all the kicking and screaming
and fighting the feeling ♪
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♪ of working it through,
singing ♪
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Hey girl.
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-: I haven't seen you
around here before.
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-: What's your name?
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Belladonna.
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He says the most
romantic things.
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Wanna do
a line off my cock?
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-ID BELLADONNA:
He tells me...
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"You're the most beautiful
girl I've ever seen."
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And I...
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(both choking)
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I bit his neck and
drank his blood
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and dumped him in
the fucking pool!
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(song halts)
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(cackles, wheezes)
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-ID FAY: Well, um...
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It's great to see you.
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What made you
decide to reach out?
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-ID BELLADONNA:
It's my last night in town.
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I'm really glad you did.
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Fag.
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(laughs loudly)
I'm kidding!
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-ID WAITER: Alright, good to see
you finally joined us.
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Can I get you started
with any, uh...
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(clears throat) Can I get
you started with any drinks?
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-ID BELLADONNA:
Yes, please.
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Let's get a pitcher of
strawberry margaritas.
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Oh, alright.
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Two glasses?
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Yes—
Just one, thanks.
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Boo!
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Ugh.
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More for me.
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(Belladonna snickers)
Alright.
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And... what about you?
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Would you like to take
a look at our wine list here?
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Tap water, thank you.
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Alright, tap water it is.
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What made you decide
to pick this place?
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I saw something tasty.
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-ID FAY:
I didn't think it was your style.
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Honestly, this place
reminds me of Vladimir.
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You mean... Didi?
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You never used to use
his full name.
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Is he in town?
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Why?
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He's in Rome.
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We're expanding the
modeling agency again!
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He sent me here to
hunt for talent.
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So he has you doing
my old job scouting girls.
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Actually, I am
his executive assistant.
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I handle all of
his personal needs.
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Which includes both
calendar and dick. (guffaws)
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So you two are
still together then.
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Mhm.
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And is this what's new
in the fashion world?
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Didi picked it.
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You know, if you need
new clothes,
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I can ask Didi for the hookup.
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I'm sure he would love
to dress you again.
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I'm good.
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Business is going really great
since you... left.
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We're sending girls
out to Gucci and Prada
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and Balenciaga and
Carbonara, you name it.
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Great.
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Oh, don't be jealous.
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Didi and I are in love.
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I know that probably
sucks for you,
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but given how things ended,
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it seems like you just
weren't the best fit.
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Some people are friends
with their exes.
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My ex... is Count Dracula.
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Alright, we got one
pitcher of strawberry margarita.
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(snickers awkwardly)
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And... one tap water.
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Can I interest you ladies
in anything to eat?
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Uh, yeah.
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Can I get... a burger?
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The oak smoked
California Hickory Burger.
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How would you like
that cooked?
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Rare.
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We like it bloody.
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And can I get a
side of fries with that?
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We serve organic
chipped potatoes,
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twice cooked with
our house spice.
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Is that fries, or...
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It's like fries, yeah.
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It's fine, thank you.
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Okay.
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And, uh...
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anything for you, miss?
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I'll just stick with
margaritas.
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Really? You're not
gonna have anything to eat?
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Not yet.
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Alright. I'll just take these.
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-ID BELLADONNA:
Alexander!
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Oh, like Alexander the Great.
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(chuckles awkwardly)
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Have you conquered
anything lately?
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Just dishes.
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(laughs uproariously)
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Oh my god! You're so funny!
Trying to wash them.
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(snorts laughing)
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Thank you, I'll...
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I'll be right back
with your order.
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(giggles)
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I'm sorry if I seemed jealous.
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I'm glad you two are happy.
(phone chiming)
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We don't have to
talk about Didi.
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Obviously you've
been through some...
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other changes
since last I saw you.
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Oh yeah.
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I'm a vampire.
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You know, I never would
have guessed that you were.
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All the months that
we worked together,
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you just seemed
kind of... average.
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It's not good to go
broadcasting it.
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Didi said when
he saw me for the first time,
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he wanted to spend
eternity with me.
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(snickers)
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He said that, did he?
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Mhm.
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How are you feeling?
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Ohh.
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So good.
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To living our best lives.
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Living our best undeaths.
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Woo! (giggles)
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So... how are you
liking L.A.?
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Oh, loving it!
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That's pretty cool.
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And we have a whole
community going out here.
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I'm living in Silver Lake
with two...
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...werewolf girls.
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What's that like?
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(drain gurgling)
(wolf howling)
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It's... cool.
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And Hollywood is
full of vampires.
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A lot of the younger
ones move here
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because they like to party.
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Stereotype, I know.
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Well, we're living to
the end of human civilization.
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We might as well enjoy it.
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Right, you know,
climate change.
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When they go, we go.
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Yeah, but, you know,
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some of us have
been around longer.
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You see things differently
when you've been dead a while.
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I'm actually trying to
start a business out here
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to provide therapy
for people like us.
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The monster community has
unique emotional needs.
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Like... oh...
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So I've got these
two friends, right?
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They're mummies.
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They were trapped in a
sarcophagus for 2,000 years.
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They have to stay together
or else they turn to sand,
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but the romance is dead
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because there's nothing
left to talk about.
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So, you're trying to be a
supernatural counselor?
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Cute.
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Yeah, and it's important.
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Mmm.
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You wanna know something
crazy I learned recently?
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The average life expectancy
for vampires after we're bit
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...is only ten years. Yeah.
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Our suicide rate is like
double the human population.
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Trauma, addiction, loneliness.
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When you really think about it,
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vampirism is like a really
advanced eating disorder.
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It's the good kind
of eating disorder though.
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The kind that makes you hot.
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Hah!
Yeah.
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Do you miss being with Didi?
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I'm with someone new.
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Oh.
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Look at you.
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Cougar on the prowl.
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I'm 134 years old.
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I'm a little past cougar status,
don't you think?
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Who's the lucky guy?
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Girl.
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Is she hot? (titters)
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-ID FAY:
Valentine's Day.
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Is she human?!
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Oh, I'm not...
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I'm not drinking her...
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...blood.
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We're adopting a kitten.
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It needs to live in her place.
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I can't have cats in mine,
because, you know...
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Werewolves.
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What?
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You prefer puppies?
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You should meet
my roommates.
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I think any animal is like...
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(laughs) Why would you
pick up something's shit?
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Love?
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Animals can't feel love.
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They pretend to like you
so you feed them.
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Like strippers!
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(laughs)
I guess you must miss him.
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Are you doing okay?!
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I'm doing great.
223
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It's just that
when you texted me,
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you sounded upset.
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I was probably high.
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I've eaten a lot of people
who are on drugs.
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You told me you were
going to kill yourself.
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We were supposed
to go to Rome together.
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Instead he's there with
one of his new models.
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It's just a business thing.
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Why Rome?
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-ID BELLADONNA:
He picked it.
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We... had a fight.
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I bought a dress.
I used his card.
235
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I have it for work, but I didn't
think he'd be monitoring me.
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I wanted it to be a surprise,
237
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,144
and I thought
it was elegant, but...
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it was inappropriate.
239
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It was white.
240
00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,190
Does he always
tell you what to wear?
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Well, it is his money.
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I can't just buy my own clothes.
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You can't?
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Didi doesn't like
going clothes shopping
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unless he's choosing.
246
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Okay, so go without him.
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If I leave him on his own,
he gets upset.
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00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,619
He doesn't like
not knowing where I am.
249
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It's a protective thing.
250
00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,079
Can't you go with friends?
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Didi doesn't like them.
252
00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:26,083
Okay, so you can't see
your friends with him
253
00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,835
and you can't see
your friends without him.
254
00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:29,253
You're making it sound
worse than it is.
255
00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:31,589
Does he ever try
to bite your friends?
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00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,258
Does he?
No!
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He knows not to do that now.
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-ID FAY: I will take you
clothes shopping.
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You can choose the clothes.
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(choking up)He... He...
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...cut off my cards.
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Where are you staying?
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-ID BELLADONNA: With guys.
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L.A. is full of them.
265
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:58,199
Do you think
that maybe, Didi—
266
00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,533
I love him!
267
00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,203
He has been so good to me.
268
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:03,913
He gave me a job.
269
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,706
And he gave me money.
He made me this.
270
00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:07,041
Do you think that
Didi loves you back?
271
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,542
Of course he does!
272
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,420
The fight was my fault.
We'll get through it.
273
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,506
I'm ride or die.
274
00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:15,675
And we're gonna live forever.
275
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,933
and... beets.
276
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,310
Oh wow.
277
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,479
Yeah, he wasn't kidding.
This is fucking amazing.
278
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,568
Carbs are bad for you, but...
279
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,862
they leave me
feeling full, you know?
280
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,073
Satisfied.
281
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,618
You are the world's
weirdest vampire.
282
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:32,746
What if I was human?
283
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:43,841
(voice aberrates)
I would drain every drop
284
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,594
of perfect blood
285
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:52,308
from your delicious
fucking body.
286
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,811
(both crack up)
287
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:58,522
Hah! I'm kidding!
I don't bite women!
288
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,108
Not that there's
anything wrong with it.
289
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:02,318
(breathes deeply)
290
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,528
I don't think you turn into
a human from eating carbs.
291
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,822
Although you might
turn into a whale.
292
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,160
You sure I can't
get you anything?
293
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,537
Another margarita?
On the house.
294
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:15,372
Oh, you gonna join me?
295
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:16,916
(chuckles nervously)
296
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,334
My shift's over soon.
297
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,835
Maybe after I get off.
298
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,962
Oh, sounds fun.
299
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:23,339
(both chuckle)
300
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:25,382
You wanna fill me up?
301
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,012
(shudders) Uh, yes.
(Belladonna snickers)
302
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,221
(Belladonna giggles)
303
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,850
Don't eat the waiter.
304
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,268
-ID BELLADONNA:
I'm not gonna eat him.
305
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,270
Just drink his blood.
306
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:40,898
Maybe some of his
other fluids.
307
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,359
Does Didi know
you sleep with other men?
308
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,069
Yeah. We have a deal.
309
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,279
I only let them fuck me
in the mouth and pussy.
310
00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:49,907
Don't drink
the waiter's blood.
311
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,117
Why?
He's using it!
312
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,243
Order a salad.
313
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,912
We shouldn't drink
people's blood anyway.
314
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,372
It's not good for them.
315
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,332
Or us.
316
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,876
-ID BELLADONNA: Everybody drinks
somebody's blood.
317
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,212
He bleeds customers for tips.
318
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,756
His boss bleeds him
for shitty wages.
319
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,841
Children feed on their parents.
320
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:11,011
Children literally
feed on their parents!
321
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,179
They be sucking at the titty.
322
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,556
That's same shit,
different color.
323
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,266
Old people feed
on the government.
324
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:19,186
Women feed on men for money,
and men feed on women for sex.
325
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:20,729
You sound like Dracula.
326
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:21,563
-ID BELLADONNA:
Well, yeah!
327
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:23,315
He's right.
328
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,152
When you drink blood...
329
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:29,363
what do you get out of it?
330
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:33,075
Do you like the taste?
331
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,618
Depends what
they've been eating.
332
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,204
It's everything.
333
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,540
I like the noises
that they make.
334
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,376
I like the way they
wriggle and go all tense.
335
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,712
There's two kinds of men.
336
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,673
There's the ones who
think they're Mr. Big Dick,
337
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,299
like the guy from last night.
338
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:53,554
And they're fun because
they underestimate you.
339
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,305
But then...
340
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,891
...there's the real treats.
341
00:16:58,892 --> 00:16:59,810
Watch this.
342
00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:02,563
-ID ALEXANDER:
Hey, I just wanted to say.
343
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,356
That outfit is incredible.
344
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,983
Oh, thank you!
345
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,072
I look even better without it.
346
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,492
(Alexander chuckles,
breathes heavily)
347
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,120
Oh. (chuckles)
(Belladonna giggles)
348
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,580
Well, I'll...
349
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,081
(clears throat)
350
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,499
Uh, I'll leave you to it.
351
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,001
(Belladonna snickers)
352
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,006
Between the two of us...
353
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:32,342
we could rock his shit.
354
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:36,847
And he'd love every second.
355
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,474
There's nothing like it.
356
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,477
You take something
soft and sweet
357
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,145
and you just—
—hurt them?
358
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:44,438
-ID BELLADONNA: No.
359
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,440
Consume.
360
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,108
You take something beautiful
361
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,902
and you bring part of it
into yourself.
362
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,237
And it's like you get
to become beautiful.
363
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:53,739
Beautiful.
364
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,492
Good.
You get to become good.
365
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,327
You don't think
you're good now?
366
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,164
No. Obviously.
367
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,166
I'm a blood-sucking leech!
368
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,376
Some vampires use
that word ironically.
369
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:07,294
I'm reclaiming it.
370
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:10,589
I'm just saying it might mask
some genuine insecurity.
371
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:11,965
-ID BELLADONNA:
Don't therapy me.
372
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,468
I like being a leechy bitch.
373
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,512
Unnh, give me
that plasma, daddy!
374
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,555
Mmh, make my chinny all red!
375
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:21,350
Oh, guys love sexy baby voice.
376
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,684
I bet you Alexander likes it.
377
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:25,646
-ID FAY: You're advertising
yourself as controllable.
378
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,648
Well, when I drink his blood,
379
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:30,400
while he nuts inside me,
we'll see who's in control.
380
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,193
Not you!
381
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,319
-ID BELLADONNA: Oh my gosh,
I know what I'm gonna be like.
382
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,445
I'm gonna be like...
383
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,781
I've never gotten
a facial before!
384
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,242
But I've always
really wanted one!
385
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,326
Jesus!
386
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:40,953
Did you know
that when you're angry,
387
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,080
you're actually kind of hot?
388
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,081
Stop.
389
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:47,000
Ohh, but you're
making me so wet.
390
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,585
Fucking childish, Belle!
391
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:49,503
Oh, what are you gonna do?
392
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,712
Are you gonna
punish me, mommy?
393
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:51,672
Enough!
394
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,299
(snort-laughs)
395
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,636
No wonder
you and Didi broke up.
396
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:03,433
We broke up because
Didi only loves himself.
397
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:07,396
And because he likes to
fuck little sluts like you.
398
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,730
Yeah, he does.
399
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,568
Unnh.
400
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,155
Aaannh!
Stop.
401
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,698
Aaaannnh!
402
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,158
Stop it!
403
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,661
(moans loudly)
404
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,037
"Fuck! Didi!"
405
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:24,746
(loud slap)
406
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,335
That was extreme.
407
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,590
But can you understand...
408
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,758
if you weren't listening...
409
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:42,347
why I might act in a way
that seemed extreme
410
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:45,267
given the big emotions
I was feeling in the moment?
411
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,728
Guess who you sound like.
412
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:54,985
I came here to help you.
413
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,111
If you really want to help,
414
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,905
you can give me
a ride to the airport.
415
00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,656
Don't think he loves you.
416
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:01,074
-ID BELLADONNA: He's already
paid for the ticket.
417
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,161
First class
all the way to Rome.
418
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:13,879
He sent this for you.
419
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,847
(vinyl wrap ripping)
420
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,691
What does that mean?
421
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,030
(hisses loudly)
422
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:49,623
Why don't you sit down...
423
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,376
...finish your carbs?
424
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,002
Have them. (slams table)
425
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:56,129
You look like you
should eat something.
426
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:59,633
(speaking inaudibly)
427
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,469
Maybe I will.
428
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,222
(Fay sniffles angrily)
429
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:08,225
(paper ripping)
430
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:11,186
(faucet running)
(Fay hyperventilates)
431
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,814
(shouts)
432
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,691
(sobs)
433
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:21,697
(sniffles, breathes heavily)
434
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:31,039
(toilet flushing)
435
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:39,464
(cries chokingly)
436
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:16,835
-ID BELLADONNA:
Oh my gosh, you're so strong.
437
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,295
-ID ALEXANDER: Thanks, I've been
working out here at the restaurant.
438
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:19,838
Really?
Yeah.
439
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:22,007
I lift chairs and stuff
all the time.
440
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:25,427
Hey... can I see
a dessert menu?
441
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:26,845
You can.
442
00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:28,805
Thanks.
443
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:33,685
I will have a...
chocolate volcano cake.
444
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:36,104
That takes a very long time
to prepare.
445
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:37,397
Perfect.
446
00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:40,192
And for you,
can I get you anything?
447
00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:43,612
Really, you don't want
anything from the dessert menu?
448
00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:45,530
You don't think
I'm sweet enough?
449
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:46,698
Thanks.
450
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:47,824
Mm.
451
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:51,912
(Belladonna snickers)
452
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:58,919
-ID FAY: I have to tell you
something big.
453
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:03,090
Oh my god,
you're in love with me.
454
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,425
Oh, oh, I fucking knew it!
455
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:06,510
I'm human.
456
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:08,470
You mean metaphorically?
457
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:11,431
I'm changing back
into a human.
458
00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,934
Or... trying to.
459
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:15,769
I haven't had blood
in almost a year.
460
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,396
I got therapy.
461
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,980
Ended up in
a healthy relationship
462
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,148
that I don't deserve.
463
00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:21,691
But do you still
want blood?
464
00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:23,819
Yes! All the time!
465
00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:25,904
But it's good.
466
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,198
I go where I want,
I dress how I want.
467
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:29,950
I'm my own person.
468
00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:31,910
And you want to
know something?
469
00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:35,497
I have a reflection again.
470
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:38,750
How can you stand
seeing yourself all the time?
471
00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:40,377
I like what I see.
472
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:41,628
But you'll age!
473
00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:45,882
And I'm adopting a kitten
with the love of my life!
474
00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:47,884
But you can't have blood!
475
00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:49,344
I make my own.
476
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:52,639
Look.
477
00:23:52,889 --> 00:23:55,642
Look at this, all from him.
478
00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:57,310
Don't you get it?
479
00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:59,813
Girl, you have got
to get out of this.
480
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:03,066
Not just the relationship,
all of it!
481
00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:06,445
Before you end up
dead inside like he is.
482
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,906
Are you really human?
483
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:21,585
(snarls)
484
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:23,295
(voice aberrates)
You went behind my back!
485
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,172
You don't bite women!
486
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:28,550
But I love having
old friends for dinner!
487
00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:33,221
Me and Didi are going
to be so happy together
488
00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:35,640
...once you're dead.
489
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,268
Do you really love him?
Yes!
490
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:40,770
Then why are
you afraid of him?
491
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:45,692
(normal voice)
He's Dracula.
492
00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,277
Everyone's afraid of him.
493
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:50,739
You're not supposed to be
afraid of the person you love.
494
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,827
He changed, right?
495
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:59,581
He was sweet in the beginning,
and then he got mean.
496
00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:02,000
And now you want
the nice guy back.
497
00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:05,420
It's not your fault.
498
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,340
He did the same to me.
499
00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:18,433
Let me help you.
500
00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:19,768
Don't touch me!
501
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:21,728
(Fay sighs)
502
00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,149
Um... (clears throat)
503
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,276
Ta-da!
504
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:37,619
(phone chirps)
505
00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:01,601
(jingle)
506
00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:19,035
(Fay hisses)
507
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:25,000
Hey, uh, is your friend
doing alright?
508
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,167
Yeah.
509
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:29,337
No.
510
00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:32,632
She had a fight
with her boyfriend.
511
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,343
Oh, damn,
that's too bad.
512
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:39,472
Hey, uh, have a
spectacular night, huh?
513
00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:40,682
-ID FAY: You too.
514
00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:55,447
(winces)
515
00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:00,035
(shivers)
516
00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:11,880
-ID ALEXANDER:
Oh, hey, you forgot this.
517
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,131
I don't need it.
No, no.
518
00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:15,133
You should really...
You should take it.
519
00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:24,059
I think you are so pretty.
520
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,608
(Alexander screams)
521
00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:46,581
Is that shit any good?
522
00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,459
It's bad for you.
523
00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:51,544
But...
524
00:27:51,961 --> 00:27:53,922
...it's kinda why it's good.
525
00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:59,636
Jean-Paul Sartre once said
that giving up smoking
526
00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:01,179
was like giving up the world.
527
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:05,183
When you'd go to the theater,
you'd smoke during intermission.
528
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,228
After sex, you'd smoke in bed.
529
00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:10,689
When you'd go out
to a restaurant,
530
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:13,066
you'd smoke before dessert.
531
00:28:13,608 --> 00:28:15,568
So, when you think about it,
532
00:28:15,568 --> 00:28:17,696
it wasn't really
giving up smoking.
533
00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:19,614
It was giving up everything.
534
00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:26,996
You're warm.
(chuckles dazily)
535
00:28:28,998 --> 00:28:33,670
If you need anything,
call me, okay?
536
00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:36,339
Promise.
Mm.
537
00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:44,639
♫ ("Breakdown by Tessa Violet
faintly on car radio)
538
00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:50,186
Don't get on that plane!
539
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,648
- Driver>Your friend okay?
540
00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:57,569
(car door shuts)
541
00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:05,827
♫ (song ends, transition to
"Yes Mom" by Tessa Violet)
542
00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:11,374
♪ Bet you've been a fan of me ♪
543
00:29:11,374 --> 00:29:13,585
♪ See me in your fantasies ♪
544
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,171
♪ Everything I got,
I got working for me ♪
545
00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:18,882
♪ So eat that, peep that,
I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪
546
00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:23,136
♪ I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪
547
00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:27,891
♪ I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪
548
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:30,643
♪ When I take my picture ♪
549
00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:33,772
♪ Wanna kiss her,
I'm like, damn ♪
550
00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:35,607
♪ I see my reflection ♪
551
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:38,568
♪ Got affection
'cause I can ♪
552
00:29:38,818 --> 00:29:41,237
♪ I can't help
that I feel myself ♪
553
00:29:41,237 --> 00:29:43,490
♪ Yes, I guess I'm a fan ♪
554
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,825
♪ When everything
you're looking for ♪
555
00:29:45,825 --> 00:29:48,411
♪ is right here
where I stand, yeah ♪
556
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,830
♪ Bet you've been a fan of me ♪
557
00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:53,374
♪ See me in your fantasies ♪
558
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,794
♪ Everything I got,
I got working for me ♪
559
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,505
♪ So eat that, peep that,
I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪
560
00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:01,007
♪ What you see is
what you get (yes mom) ♪
561
00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:03,510
♪ Everything I'm owning it
(yes mom) ♪
562
00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:05,637
♪ Did it independent
'cause I got what I need ♪
563
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:08,348
♪ So eat that, peep that,
I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪
564
00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:13,394
♪ I'm the one to beat, yeah
(yes mom) ♪
565
00:30:15,688 --> 00:30:17,190
♪ I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪
566
00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:22,904
♪ 20/20 vision with ambition's
how I'm made ♪
567
00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:27,784
♪ I can't keep from winning
when it's in my DNA ♪
568
00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:30,703
♪ Push me down
and I bounce right back ♪
569
00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:33,206
♪ Trampoline and it's in my past♪
570
00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:37,961
♪ Rising like a phoenix
making fire from the ash, yeah ♪
571
00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:40,380
♪ Bet you've been a fan of me ♪
572
00:30:40,547 --> 00:30:42,924
♪ See me in your fantasies ♪
573
00:30:43,132 --> 00:30:45,343
♪ Everything I got,
I got working for me ♪
574
00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:48,054
♪ So eat that, peep that,
I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪
575
00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:50,557
♪ What you see is
what you get (yes mom) ♪
576
00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:53,059
♪ Everything I'm owning it
(yes mom) ♪
577
00:30:53,059 --> 00:30:55,186
♪ Did it independent
'cause I got what I need ♪
578
00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:57,897
♪ So eat that, peep that,
I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪
579
00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:07,323
♪ God it's such a treat
just getting to be me ♪
580
00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:11,452
♪ Spending all my time
on what I want ♪
581
00:31:12,745 --> 00:31:17,500
♪ Looking in the mirror
I'm so glad I'm here ♪
582
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:20,169
♪ I'm the one to beat, yeah
I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪
583
00:31:20,169 --> 00:31:23,131
♪ Eat that, peep that,
I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪
584
00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:25,133
(vocals reverse)
585
00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:27,594
♪ I love, I love, I love ♪
586
00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:30,096
♪ I love, I love me ♪
587
00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:32,599
♪ I love, I love, I love ♪
588
00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:35,101
♪ I love, I love me ♪
589
00:31:35,101 --> 00:31:37,478
♪ I love, I love, I love ♪
590
00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:39,981
♪ I love, I love me ♪
591
00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:42,358
♪ I love, I love, I love ♪
592
00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:45,069
♪ Eat that, peep that,
I'm the one to beat, yeah ♪
593
00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:46,154
(song ends)
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