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So you're telling me, money bags Mia
has zero access to money right now?
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It's awful, isn't it?
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I'll be there cheering
you on at your mum's gym.
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It's not a gym, Mia, it's a dojo.
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It's not really giving
lesbian union, is it?
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Can you be more supportive?!
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I saw Cleo with another woman.
This is my actual life, Mia.
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It's not a vibe, it's my life.
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Where are you going? Well, I... I
thought I could come to your house.
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My house?!
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What are you on?
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Have you stopped taking your meds?
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Yeah, I have, but that has
got nothing to do with it.
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Yeah? You're delusional.
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End of chat.
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Ella? Where is she? It's OK...
It's OK. Can you come, please?
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I'm coming now, all right?
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I'm on my way. OK, see you soon.
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You're pretty cool for a social
worker, aren't you, Mr Lalwani?
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Thank you.
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Juice? Yes, please!
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Looks nice.
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Thank you.
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SHE BURPS
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Excuse me.
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No, no, it's a
compliment to the chef!
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HE LAUGHS
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So, Ella, I hear
it's your birthday soon, right?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Oh, it... Yes, it is.
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Yeah, do you... Do you...
Do you have any plans, or..?
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Well, she's going to have
a birthday party, right? Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm going to have a birthday party.
Mm. Do, er...
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Do I get an invite?
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Yeah! Hey!
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Yeah, you can have an invite
to my birthday party.
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I've got to get to school now.
So, um...
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Bye.
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Bye. Bye.
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Make sure you...
Slam the door hard. Yeah.
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So, Ms Sinclair, you've been looking
after Ella since your mother,
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Chrissy Burnstine,
checked into the Maudsley?
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Yeah. As a voluntary patient.
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Under section 2.
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Erm... So, Mia, tell me
a bit about yourself.
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My name is Mia.
You know that already.
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Um, I'm a Scorpio.
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I've known Ella since
she was a toddler,
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maybe even before...
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..toddling.
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Do you have any history with
drugs or alcohol, Mia?
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Might have a glass
of champagne at Christmas.
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Um... Drugs?
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Drugs?
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Drugs...
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No.
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Work?
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I love work!
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Sorry, what field do you work in?
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Fashion.
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Doing? Wearing.
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Wearing? Fashion.
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OK. Great, well, I'll get this
processed as soon as possible
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and, oh, um, I don't know
if Chrissy updated you on this,
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but Ella is due to see her
mother on her birthday.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, she told me.
It's great news.
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Would you be at all opposed to
me bringing her to the party?
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Opposed? No!
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The more the merrier!
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Cool, well, I'll get
this all sent off
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and we'll do the background checks
and, yeah, we'll be sorted.
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The background checks?
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Yeah, just some checks on the...
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Background. Yeah.
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Yeah. Straightforward stuff.
Nothing to worry about.
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Yeah. Not worried. Great.
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OK. Thank you. Thanks, Mia.
All right, then.
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I once had a life, or rather,
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Life had me
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I was one among many
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Or at least I seemed to be
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Well, I read an old
quotation in a book just yesterday
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Said, "Gonna reap
just what you sow
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"The debts you make
you have to pay."
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You all right, Mum?
Oh, all right love.
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Oh...
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Here.
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Oh, you found it!
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Thank you.
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It was on top of the electric meter.
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You know, you hide stuff like only
short people steal.
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CHUCKLES
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How are you?
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Me? Mm. Well...
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I'm a mum now.
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Mm. Mazel tov.
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Thank you.
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And because you told me fuck all,
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I'm now organising a birthday
party for a 15-year-old,
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which I agreed to in front
of her social worker.
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Now it's going to be like a
reunion for her and her mum,
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AKA fucking Scaggy Squirrel.
Who would have thought?!
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Nurse give me that, she
says it's better than Yakult.
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It's like probiotics.
This is good bacteria.
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Yeah. I know what probiotics are,
Mum. Mm.
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Listen, I need to tell
you something.
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Yeah, well, like what...
What do you NEED to tell me now?
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It's about your identity.
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Wow, there's billions of good
bacteria in here.
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Well, fucking open it then!
Mum, can we stick to one topic?
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What about my identity?
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Um, yeah, so...
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CLEARS THROAT
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I've been using your name.
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What do you mean, using my name?
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Well...
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For what?
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I said, what do you
mean, using my name?
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I said, using my name, for what?
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Bukkake!
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Well, I thought you was never coming
back so why waste good credit,
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but it turns out yours
is worse than mine, so...
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What the fuck?!
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I'm going to have to ask
you to leave.
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Ah! I'm going! Yeah?
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You can all suck out!
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You think I'm fucking staying
here with you lot?!
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You haven't got a fucking
marble between you!
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Yeah? You know why?
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Cos you're all fucking mad!
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Where am I going to put the...?
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Keep them by the light,
that's where they're happiest.
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Er... No!
Well, you're the one who's...
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Oi, you can't just be moving
this lily like that.
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You're traumatising her!
Mum, I just need to deep clean
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everything, cos it just
smells of body juice.
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It's a dojo.
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I know, but I also want it to be
the perfect wedding venue.
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Please! Well, it won't be,
but it will be very special,
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once we've spruced it up a bit.
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All right? Urgh!
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What am I... I mean...
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Let me help you, because you're
just scuffing my floor. OK!
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Oh, Teddy!
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Amazing Grace
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How sweet the sound
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That saved a wretch like me...
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VOCALISES BADLY
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THEY LAUGH
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Thank you Teddy, that was lovely.
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No, no, thank you for all you do
in uplifting the community.
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I see all, Grace.
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I see all.
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Hi, Mr Sinclair.
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Joey! You still a lesbian?
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Yeah.
Good! That's what I like to hear.
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Keep up the good work!
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It's good to see you, Ted.
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Now you see me...
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..now you don't!
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Bless.
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HE CHUCKLES
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Keep up the good work?
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What was he like before...that?
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You mean before he had Mia?
Hm-mm.
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Sexy as all hell. Mum!
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Everybody loved Teddy back then.
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He had the best
collection of vinyls. Yeah?
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Impossible to have a party
without Teddy.
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What do you think happened?
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Not one specific thing.
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A succession of tragic events.
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When you know society
doesn't care about you,
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you stop caring about being
a part of society.
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I mean, I'm sure Mia
felt it growing up.
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But woo...
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Teddy back in the day, boy!
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Mum! You didn't...?
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No.
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But I tried.
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THEY LAUGH
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And is Mia coming to the wedding?
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I don't know, Mum. She said
she would, but you know Mia.
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Now you see me, now you don't.
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Thanks for coming.
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Any time.
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It's so good to see you.
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Yeah. Nah.
Listen, let me explain.
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Cos you were trying to be nice,
right, but what...
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What I didn't know then,
but what I was about to find out
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was my mum was on the verge
of a breakdown.
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And then I thought
I was going to come back to England
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and like reinvent myself,
but it turns out my mum beat me
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to it, and then by some
stroke of Babylon, I end up being
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a single mum to a 14-year-old
child who thinks I'm a dickhead.
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Thank you. Thank you!
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Ca... Carry on.
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It's nice to see you again.
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I've missed you.
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Mm...
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So, not what you thought I was?
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Well, what did you
think I thought you were?
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Mm, well...
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..an international self-employed
successful businesswoman.
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Well, I didn't think that.
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So, what did you think?
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I just thought you were a laugh
and I enjoyed being in your company.
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Oh.
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So, what's this, er...
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What's this girl like, then?
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She's amazing.
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Considering. Well, I think
you'll be good for each other.
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You'd make a great mum. Good one.
THEY LAUGH
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You know, I've actually got to
organise a party cos it's her
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birthday next week and I am broke.
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How do you throw a party
with fuck all?
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I literally don't know
where to start.
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Well, I'd love to help you.
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Really?
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Of course!
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Whatever you need.
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Thanks for coming to give me a lift.
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And thank you,
it's like hard to ask for help.
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No worries. Yeah?
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Yeah. Oh.
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Oh, this is... This is me.
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CAR LOCK BEEPS
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Oh...
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Is this your car?
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Yeah.
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Oh... But what about
your other car?
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Oh, it was a rental for work.
Company car.
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Oh!
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Right.
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So, you was staying in the hotel...
For work. For work. Yeah.
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And a bit of pleasure.
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Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha. Right!
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Yeah, it's... It is...
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Ooh, thank you. No worries.
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KNOCKS ON DOOR
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Mr Lalwani said that your mum's
going to come and visit
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on your birthday. That's exciting,
right? You've met my mum, yeah?
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Yeah, in passing.
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So, would you be excited?
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I don't think she's coming to try
and ruin your birthday.
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And you're not going to be alone.
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You've got me.
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You don't even know
how to boil an egg.
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Well, when does the three minutes
start? Who knows? Right?
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Is it three minutes from
when the egg goes in the water
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and it's boiling, or just from
when it goes in the water?
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So, can I actually have
a birthday party, then?
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Yeah.
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Within reason.
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I've never had one before,
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so I don't have anything
to compare it to.
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OK.
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What you thinking?
259
00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,680
I don't know...
260
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,720
Some friends...
261
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:38,120
..some pizza, some music.
262
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:40,080
OK, that sounds doable.
263
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,120
Yeah. It'll be nice!
264
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,000
Right.
265
00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:54,040
How did it go?
Yeah, it went all right.
266
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:58,240
We're just going to do a regular
kids' party. You know, no frills,
267
00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:02,440
nothing fancy, just the basics.
268
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,560
Well, it's the thought that counts.
269
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,200
Yeah.
270
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:12,440
Yes, it's the thought that counts.
271
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,880
Mia?
272
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,760
It's me. Shaz!
273
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,360
Shaz! Oh, my God!
274
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:32,920
Yeah! Wow! How long has it been?
20, 25 years?
275
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,840
At least. Yeah. How's things?
276
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,080
Yeah. Good... Good.
277
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:40,000
Yeah. How... How about you?
Not dead yet!
278
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,120
Right. Yeah, well, nice to see you.
279
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,680
Yeah, nice to see you too.
280
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,320
Ahem.
281
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,080
Excuse me.
282
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,200
Yeah?
Can you empty your pockets, please?
283
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,520
What? No.
284
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,840
We've seen you on camera...
Yeah?
285
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,640
Oh, my God!
286
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,320
It's... It's me.
287
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,640
Yes, Madam, we've seen you on CCTV.
288
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,720
It's actually me.
Do you know what this means?
289
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,480
Well, you can either return
the stolen items
290
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:23,880
or we can call the police.
291
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,600
SHE CACKLES
292
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,160
It means I'm back!
293
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,760
Have that. Treat yourself, babes.
Thank you. I'm all right, actually.
294
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,880
Oh, my da... Hey, Shaz! Shaz!
There you go.
295
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:36,000
I'm back! It's me!
296
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,480
Yeah! Oi!
297
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,880
Oh, mate, nice.
298
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,680
Noice!
299
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,480
Hey! Wicked, man! Woo!
300
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,520
No hard feelings, yeah?
Nice one, all right.
301
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:53,400
Yes, lovely, shoulder away
from me.
302
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,680
That's it.
303
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,040
Hello.
304
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,960
Mills? Yeah, over your shoulder,
good... What?
305
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,760
Er, Anna Wintour's on the line.
Drag it back.
306
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:05,160
Anna Wintour? Nice. Well...
Well, fucking put her through!
307
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:08,720
Anna! It's so great
to hear from you!
308
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,760
Yeah, I bet it fucking is.
309
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,640
Who... Who is this?
310
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,320
It's Mia. Did you get
the picture I just sent?
311
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,720
All right, hang on.
312
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,640
I didn't know you could rollerblade.
313
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:22,400
You should have put that
on your list of special skills.
314
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:26,240
Where did you see this?
In the discount store today.
315
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:29,280
You were in a Pound Shop today?
Oh, darling...
316
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:33,440
Listen, that was meant to be one
year's worldwide usage
317
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:37,640
in 2018, which means
they owe me mullah.
318
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:41,600
Absolutely, leave it with me. I'll
have to pull up the old contract
319
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,800
and... But just... Yeah, I'm on it.
320
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:47,680
Leave it with you? Are you high?
No. High? I don't get high.
321
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,440
Listen, I'm on my way
into the office.
322
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:52,360
I want a cash advance now!
323
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:52,360
HE LAUGHS
324
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:55,120
What do you think this is,
the noughties?
325
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:59,320
Listen, get your arse to the bank,
Milly boy, because if you don't,
326
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:02,920
I am going to call every news
outlet in the country and let them
327
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:06,240
know that you're a nonce who is part
of a child sex trafficking ring.
328
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,760
All right? Yeah?
You got that? All right, babes!
329
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,040
Mwah, mwah, bye! No...
330
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,839
Hello? Mia!
331
00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:15,359
Oh, for fuck's sake!
332
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:29,080
When was the last time these walls
had a lick of paint?
333
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:32,040
You're cheeky, you know!
I know, but still, when?
334
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,840
You just stick to your
shiny undercoat.
335
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,280
A coat's a coat, Mum,
a coat's a coat.
336
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,960
Do you find the bowls you want
and then break them,
337
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,600
or do they have to already
be broken?
338
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:46,400
The point with Kintsugi is to take
something that's already broken
339
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:51,080
and make it stronger
and more beautiful. Hm.
340
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,640
But, yeah,
sometimes I do smash them!
341
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,280
LAUGHS
342
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:58,160
I'm thinking of taking
this one to Mia.
343
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,960
Are you still reasserting
your boundaries with her?
344
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,840
Yep.
345
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,800
So you're not going to come
to Ella's party, then? Who's Ella?
346
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,680
The girl Mia's looking after.
What?!
347
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,400
Chrissy's in the Maudsley,
I thought you knew.
348
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,880
No!
349
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,200
I didn't.
I'm sure she would love to see you.
350
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,800
Looks like you've got lots
to catch up on.
351
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,240
Like...?
352
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,080
I'm guessing you didn't tell
her things have been a bit bumpy
353
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,680
with you and Cleo.
They're not bumpy with Cleo,
354
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,640
that was just a misunderstanding.
355
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,600
I always thought it would be you
and Mia who got married.
356
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:33,640
Mum, not every female friend
I have needs to be a potential wife.
357
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:37,560
Keep your knickers on.
Yeah, exactly! I'm just saying.
358
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,120
Well, good for her.
359
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:42,200
Sounds like she's really getting
herself together.
360
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,760
Mm-hm.
361
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,520
MUSIC PLAYS
362
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,520
Wow!
363
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,600
This is...a lot.
364
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,200
Please tell me you are not eating
chicken and chips.
365
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,680
Not after I ordered 30 pizzas.
366
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,600
We were hungry. Yeah, that's what I
want, you and all your mates to be
367
00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,440
hungry, starving, famished, faint.
Gagged. She said starving.
368
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,040
She said famished.
Oh, no, my girl said faint.
369
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,600
Yes, she did.
370
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:08,360
Is this your aunt? And is
that a Black Hold handbag?
371
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,840
Yes. I bought it today.
Ella, who is this?
372
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:14,720
Their name is Leo.
She is giving festive femme chic!
373
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,520
I'm obsessed!
374
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,680
All right, can you lot just hurry up
and get ready?
375
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:22,560
I'm ready. Please, ready for what?
This isn't just a pizza party.
376
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:23,880
I've gone big.
377
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,200
Go!
378
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:28,000
We was just wondering, can
we have balloons tonight?
379
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,600
Yeah, you can have balloons,
you can have party poppers,
380
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,760
streamers, whatever you want.
Just go, go, go, go, go! Come on!
381
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,920
MOBILE RINGS
382
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,360
All right, Mum.
383
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:42,520
Yeah... Yes, it's all right.
How's it going?
384
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:45,160
Do you know what? It's a
shame I never had a party as a kid,
385
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:48,600
because I am absolutely crushing it.
It's my true calling.
386
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,880
Aw, fantastic, Mia.
387
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,760
Ella is ecstatic.
388
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,520
All right, she's bouncing around
like she's just double dropped.
389
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,600
Obviously, she hasn't, I'm taking
good care of her.
390
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,720
That's amazing, darling.
She means a lot to me.
391
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,320
Yes. I know.
Oh! And David's here.
392
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:08,040
Remember him? The Rabbi's brother.
He's like a roving paparazzi.
393
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:12,120
Paparazzi at a community hall?
Is this party for Ella or for you?
394
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,600
I hope you're not burning money
just for the sake of it.
395
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,000
What, all of a sudden you're
invested in my finances?
396
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,840
All right, Mum, drop me out.
I'll chat to you later, yeah?
397
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,360
You OK?
398
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:24,280
I'm great!
399
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,760
Um, there are a lot of people
asking for cash...
400
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,560
OK, yeah, I got it.
401
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,480
Aw, nice bag.
402
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,040
It looks expensive. It is.
403
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:36,160
Er, the Tuk-tuk driver needs paying,
the DJ wants her money up front
404
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,560
and the lighting guy says
if you want the anti-epilepsy
405
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,360
strobes, you're going to need the
LED bulbs, which he can only
406
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:44,080
get from Tower Hamlets, which
does mean putting them in a cab...
407
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,760
Yeah-yeah, cool-cool. There you go.
408
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,400
It's a lot, innit? Yeah!
409
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:52,000
Well, I'll go pay him.
Innit! Treat yourself.
410
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,120
Oi, this is proper moody.
411
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:58,160
I like it, it's the vibe.
412
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:01,040
Thanks, Mia. No-one's ever done
anything like this for me before.
413
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,040
It has been an honour
414
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:06,080
and a privilege to share
this day with you.
415
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,880
All right? Now, go
and have the best party ever.
416
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:13,520
All right? I'm going to see you on
the other side. Yeah? All right.
417
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,680
She's so cool! Amazing!
418
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,240
MUSIC BLASTING
419
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:28,400
Everybody, welcome
the birthday girl!
420
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,680
And Leo!
421
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:30,760
And Leo.
422
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,760
Wow! That's sick.
Wow! Oh, thanks!
423
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:41,040
Thank you for coming.
Aw, you made it.
424
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,240
Couldn't miss whatever
the fuck this is.
425
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,560
Thank you.
426
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,920
I got you this. Ooh!
427
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,000
Thank you!
Wait, did you make this?
428
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,160
It's called Kintsukuroi -
rather than covering up the breaks,
429
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,960
you make something more interesting
and captivating... Ah-ah! Look at mumsy!
430
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:59,280
Wow! God, would you keep this
till the end, cos the kids...
431
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,760
I don't want to break it again!
432
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,800
Thank you! Yeah, OK. She's amazing!
You lot coming in? Yeah?
433
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,520
Mum, this is demented.
434
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,520
SHUTTER CLICKS
435
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:10,960
Hi, um, I'm... I'm David!
436
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,000
Oh. That David. Hi.
437
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,600
Er... Shall we go in?
Uh-huh. Yes, off you go.
438
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,000
See you in there.
439
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,920
I like your outfit.
440
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,960
I feel underdressed.
441
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,800
No, it's cute.
442
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,560
Wow, that is a bag!
443
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:37,080
What, this? Uh-huh. Thank you.
Whoa! Um...
444
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:41,080
Hey, listen, about... About the
last time we saw each other...
445
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:44,400
Mia, I spoke to her. It's not what
you thought, she's just a friend.
446
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,840
OK.
447
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,920
All right, yeah, I won't...
I won't mention it again, then.
448
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:53,280
Look at you though, it's only been
a couple of weeks and you've
449
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:58,240
got a man, you've got a kid, you got
a new career as a party planner...
450
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,560
It's good, innit? It's very you.
451
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,920
Yeah? What does... Like, how?
452
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,200
This is some party.
453
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,200
Hey! It's nuffin, babes,
do you know what I mean?
454
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,480
I keep on saying to Ella, I'm like,
look it's really important that we
455
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,400
mark the occasion. Do you know
what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
456
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,000
You know Tracey, Ella's mum.
457
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,880
Fucking hell, you look well.
458
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,960
Well, I'm clean and serene.
459
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,320
Yeah? Well, it suits you.
460
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,800
Well, where can
we find the birthday girl?
461
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,880
I, er... I don't know, actually.
Hey, have you seen Ella?
462
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,440
I think she's through there.
Oh, perfect.
463
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,360
Come, come, come, come.
464
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,840
Hey, there you are!
465
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:44,200
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
466
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,280
Oh, my God, they're doing balloons!
467
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,920
What? What are balloons?
468
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,960
Are you thick? Is she thick?
469
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,320
Jo? What's she talking about?
470
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,040
They're like poppers.
471
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,760
Sort of. They're kiddy crack.
472
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,200
Since when?
Where have you come from?
473
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,080
New York, babes, all right, where
people are doing like fentanyl
474
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,400
and like cocaine and opioids.
475
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,440
They haven't yet moved on to the
craze of what, huffing balloons?
476
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:08,840
Mia, this is grossly inappropriate.
477
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,040
Why don't we just speak
privately for a moment and... No.
478
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,000
You can talk to me right here!
479
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,520
OK, well, Ella won't be coming
back with you today.
480
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,760
What? Cos I don't know what balloons
are?! Oh, and the rest, mate.
481
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,320
You're not fooling anyone.
482
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,080
You know what, Skaggy Squirrel?
You need to shut your mouth. What you talking about?
483
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:28,240
OK, Tracey... Tracey...
Wait, wait, wait. Mr Lalwani, you cannot be serious, all right?
484
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,880
Ella is doing great at school,
my mum's going to be out of
485
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,360
hospital soon and then everything's
going to go back to normal.
486
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:36,240
Look, some major discrepancies
have been brought to our attention.
487
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,800
From who?
488
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,680
Mia, if we could please speak
privately, I can bring you up to...
489
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,560
No! Talk to me right here, bruv!
490
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,720
Mia, we have no proof of employment,
491
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:49,120
there is a massive debt against your
name and there's no fixed address.
492
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,520
You barely exist.
493
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,800
What am I? Am I figment of your
imagination, or something, then?
494
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:58,680
And your name also flagged up
in an international system,
495
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:02,120
which I could continue on about, but
I'm not sure it's going to help...
496
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,720
No, all right, no, you're good.
497
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,240
OK. Thank you. Just one sec.
498
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,600
Don't touch me!
499
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,320
Well, that shut you up.
500
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,480
INHALES AND EXHALES
501
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,240
Oi, this was a good party.
502
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,680
Yeah. It was.
503
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,040
I tried my best.
504
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,840
Yeah, you tried your best.
LOUD BANG
505
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,000
Going to keep on keeping on
506
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,960
Can't let myself stop
507
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,200
Going to keep on keeping on
508
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,680
Got to show what I got...
509
00:26:26,730 --> 00:26:31,280
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