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Ella, it's me, Mia.
Yeah, I know who you are.
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Well, open up the door, then.
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Are you going somewhere?
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Well, I've just come from somewhere,
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you know, then I'll be going
somewhere else.
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But you're not staying in Brixton.
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No. Why?
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Why don't you just rent somewhere?
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I literally just got here.
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I took pictures of dog shit,
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and now she wants to pay me
in cushions.
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Cushions that retail
at 300 quid a pop.
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Mia, would you like a hot chocolate
before you hit the road?
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Oh, no, I'm just going
to grab my bits, thank you.
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You'll be all right getting home?
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Called an Uber. It's going to be
here in under a minute.
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SQUELCHING AND SLURPING
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Good morning!
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SHUTTER CLICKS
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Oi! You see if you put one
pussy-clart hand
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on me or my cushions,
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I'm going to fill your mouth
with that jam, yeah,
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I'm going to gaffer tape it shut,
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and I'm going to tie you to the
fucking tree. Do you understand?
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Don't rate yourself, love,
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or those cushions,
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cos both -
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disgusting!
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Excuse me!
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Oh, hi! Hi.
You owe for two nights unpaid.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
I lost my bank cards.
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You have till Friday.
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I'm going to be able to pay you
back before Friday,
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it's just that my bank's
in New York,
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and you know when you call them up,
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and you're like,
"I'm travelling..."?
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By Friday.
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Hm.
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I once had a life, or rather
Life had me
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I was one among many
Or at least I seemed to be
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Well, I read an old quotation
in a book just yesterday
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It said, you're gonna reap
just what you sow
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The debts you make
you have to pay...
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Two visits in a week!
Christ! Lucky me!
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Oh, my God! These are too cute!
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Ah, yeah.
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I tried to find ones
all different colours
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cos you never know these days.
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Oh, yeah!
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You don't want to misgender him
on the day of his circumcision, eh?
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Oh, piss off, you!
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What, man? It is a bit weird, innit,
having everyone over
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while some old man
cuts off the end of a baby's willy?
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Oh! It's a celebration!
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No! Er, don't do that!
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What?
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Take the prices off.
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Yeah, but it's...it's a gift.
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Don't want all the prices on.
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Er, at £60 apiece, yeah,
I do want to keep the prices on.
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Are you all right, Ella?
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You look nice.
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Oh, thanks.
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Is that one of yours?
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It's all right.
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You know, I can't remember
which designer it was,
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but I was given that top in Paris.
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Really? Yeah.
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When?
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Don't know. 2006 or 7...
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Do you still model now?
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There's over £200-worth of clothes
here, you know, Mum.
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Well, yeah. And no-one would know
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if they didn't have the prices on,
so put them back on.
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Did you nick 'em?
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How dare you?
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It's not only you that can turn up
with fancy gifts you know?
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I liberated 'em.
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Why?
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Mum! Hey, you don't have to steal!
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Oh, don't I?
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You do know that having a nuanced
moral compass
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is a privilege
not everyone has, yeah?
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When was your last job?
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It's not coal, all right?
Or a bit of bread!
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It's a bloody designer baby onesie!
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And I'm not having a white woman
tell me about privilege.
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Yeah, I'm not any white woman,
I'm your fucking mum!
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Yeah. You're my mum,
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who's a white woman.
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What did you get for the bris?
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No.
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I haven't had time,
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but I've got, um, a Missoni scarf
in the wardrobe which I'm giving...
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Yeah. Right, right.
Well, you haven't got him anything,
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so why don't you just sign this card
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and take a day off
from being a stuck-up twat?
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Huh!
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You can be such a bitch sometimes,
you know that?
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Don't call your mum a bitch.
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Or what?
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That's mad disrespectful.
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Yeah? I'm a big woman, you know.
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It's all right.
It's all right, love.
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What's all that?
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Look, why don't you just go
and find the scarf, yeah?
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You don't mind if she pops
in to your room do you, love?
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Ah, yeah!
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You teefing little bitch!
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Did you, er, find everything
you were looking for?
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Yeah, I did. Thank you.
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Hula Hoop?
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No, I'm good, you know.
I appreciate it.
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Would you like a Hula Hoop?
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No, thank you.
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Oh, I didn't even know
there were female rabbis.
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Good girl!
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Just one.
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Excuse me.
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Yeah, I like rum punch, too.
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I like all sweet drinks,
but I'm...I'm driving today.
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Rum punch!
I thought it was just punch.
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Mmm.
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Hi, I'm David.
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Mmm. Nice to meet you, David.
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I'm the rabbi's brother.
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So, you've either just got
like a really weird kink
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or you're here for the free food?
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No, I'm...I'm here
for moral support.
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Why?
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Ah! It's her first bris.
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You're not serious?
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Yes, I am serious.
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Have you told anyone? No.
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MOBILE RINGS
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Good. Don't.
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Sorry.
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Yes.
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Do you like them?
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Yeah, I thought you would.
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Tassels, PVC,
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silk, as well, baby.
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Denny's daughter wants to get
into modelling.
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She wants to ask you
a few questions.
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Yeah, I'm on the phone.
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Yes, I can see that.
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Of course.
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Studs.
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There's meant to be,
like, pressure points.
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I don't know. It's, like,
good for blood flow or whatever.
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I know you love that shit.
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Kinky bitch!
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Yeah, well, £600.
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My pleasure.
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And your pleasure.
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Our pleasure!
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All right, I'll see you soon.
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Bye, babe. Bye, baby. Bye!
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£600 for what?
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None of your business.
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Yeah, who was you speaking to?
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Talking to Liv.
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Ha-ha! Yeah, right!
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So, who do you think I'm talking to?
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You tell me.
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What do you want, Mum?
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I want you to come and talk to Denny
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about his daughter
and the modelling.
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What? Does Denny's daughter
look like Denny?
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Well, yeah.
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Well, then, no.
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Are you OK, though?
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Honestly? Yeah.
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I'm not even sure any more.
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You know in the original
story of the covenant,
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they don't even mention
circumcision, you know.
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Not once.
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Look, I can't lie...
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..I am kind of happy when a man's
circumcised, you know?
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I mean, it might be brainwashing,
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but it's sort of like stick shift
versus automatic, innit?
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What's better, though?
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Don't know. Whatever you learnt on.
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It just seems a bit barbaric,
on my end.
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You know, it's...
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It's mellow! It's over quickly,
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the baby's smashed on Kiddush wine.
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I watched you get done,
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I watched Louis, I watched Dexter,
I watched Simon, Danny, Lee...
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Are you serious? Yeah.
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Like that. Pwhhh!
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And then it's done.
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For real, for real.
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Oh! Jesus!
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Potent.
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What is it? Indica?
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I don't know, man.
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Do you know when people are like,
"Oh, is it indica? Is it sativa?"
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I'm like, "Brother, it's weed, man."
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It's weed. Yeah, yeah -
but from where?
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I've got my connects.
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All right, don't say nothing, yeah,
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but I found Ella's stash.
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Mi!
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You can't be nicking off kids.
That's bad karma and that.
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Pass it back, then,
if you don't want the bad juju.
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Seriously, though,
I needed this today.
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Yeah. You know?
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Yeah. No, this, it's going to be
all right.
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All right. This helped, though.
Yeah? Yeah. All right.
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I need to get myself toge...
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I'm going to go in. Mm-hm.
Are you coming? Mm...
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I'm going to... All right. Safe.
Mmm...
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Tradition! Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.
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HE RECITES HEBREW PRAYER
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ALL: Amen.
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HE CONTINUES PRAYER
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PRAYER ECHOES
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BABY'S MEWLING ECHOES
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PRAYER ECHOES, DISTORTS
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Amen.
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Oh! Ooh!
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Shit.
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She's fainted.
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Oh! Oh! You're awake!
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Here you go.
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What are you on?
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Nothing. I just...
I smoked some weed, all right?
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I didn't realise that the punch
was like 80% Wray & Nephew's.
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Fucking hell!
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Oh, shit! I'm late.
Yeah? Late for what?
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Just going to pick up some money.
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That is dodgy as fuck.
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No-one uses cash
apart from the strippers.
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Oh, so you think I'm a stripper now?
Is that it?
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Well, no,
not with your dance moves, I don't.
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So what is your agenda, then?
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£600 on PVC and tassels. Yeah?
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Then you're eating sliced white
bread and margarine.
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You're stimulating blood flow.
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What is going on?
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Have you stopped taking your meds?
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Yeah, I have,
but that has nothing to do with it.
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Yeah? You're delusional.
End of chat.
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Something's going on.
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Who's paying you £600?
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Just grabbing my co...
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Oh, you're awake.
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Ahhh! The way you blacked out, cuz!
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Ohh...
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Oh, no, it's chill, it's mellow.
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I've been to everyone's
circumcision.
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Lucky this guy caught you
like a line-backer, though!
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That's kind of romantic.
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No, throwing a whitey is not
romantic.
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What?
It's like 101 cinema romance, Mum.
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Tessa Evason, Fay Presto,
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Misty Lee.
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That's a few of my favourite
female magicians.
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The Magic Circle only
let women in in 1991,
261
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:14,920
and even now they only
have about 80 female members.
262
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,440
I don't really know what the fuck
you're on about, David,
263
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,240
but you've got a very calming voice.
264
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,400
I have been told
I'm like white noise,
265
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,880
which I think is a compliment.
266
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,400
Yeah, I reckon it is.
267
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,000
Yeah.
268
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,440
Oh here's...here's my car.
269
00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,880
Do you still fancy that lift?
270
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,240
Yeah!
271
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,480
Great.
272
00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,200
Ah, thanks for the lift.
273
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,800
I really appreciate it.
274
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,440
Is this where you live, is it?
275
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,240
You think I live in a hostel?!
276
00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,360
I don't know.
277
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:53,480
Wait!
278
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,560
Can I take you for dinner later?
279
00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,160
What? Today?
280
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,640
Yeah. Later today.
281
00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:04,400
I'm staying at the Edit Hotel
in Soho.
282
00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:07,080
How does 6pm sound?
283
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,960
Yeah, yeah. Good, good.
284
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,600
Great. Yeah? Yeah.
285
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,320
Well,
it was very enjoyable meeting you.
286
00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:18,520
It was very enjoyable meeting
you too, David.
287
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:21,040
Don't go anywhere, though. I'm just
going to get something. All right?
288
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,600
OK.
289
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,160
See you... See you in a minute.
290
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,520
Oi-oi!
291
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,520
That's all right.
292
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:43,760
There we go.
293
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:44,840
Here we go.
294
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:49,720
Ready?
295
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,200
You can drop me in town,
I've got a bit of work to do.
296
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,080
I mean, I love them.
297
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,480
They're obviously good quality -
298
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,200
but you know
when you see something,
299
00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,320
and you're like,
"You know what?" Yeah, exactly.
300
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,160
"This is Liv." They are perfect!
301
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,320
Have a sniff.
302
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,360
Ohhh, money!
303
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,560
Did you buy them?
304
00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:10,880
Gifted.
305
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,000
Of course!
306
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,480
Can I get you
anything to drink, madam?
307
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:21,920
Um, I will have a cup of hot water
and a slice of lemon, thank you.
308
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,080
On a little cleanse.
309
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,160
Yeah. OK.
310
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:28,600
Well, gifts for the gifted.
311
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,880
What is this?
312
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:35,040
Simon Berlin's exclusive
Pum Parfum. Not even out yet!
313
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,320
Pussy perfume?
314
00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:37,840
Oh, yes. Squirt?
315
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,480
Oh, fuck me!
316
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,440
Is the right response! It should
come with a bottle of mace.
317
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,640
Tell me you're not fizzing.
318
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,720
Tell me it's not a gag.
319
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,560
Tell me, "Thank you, bitch!"
320
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,240
Oh!
321
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,720
Yeah. No, it's nice.
322
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,080
Well, it's yours.
323
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,680
Oh.
324
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,800
Yeah.
325
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,560
No. Maybe I'm stupid.
326
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:06,600
I...I thought you wanted
to buy them off me.
327
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,760
Why?
328
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,240
They're hideous.
329
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,640
I mean, no offence.
330
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:13,880
No, none taken.
331
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,920
So, why did you want them, then?
332
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:19,600
For work, it's like
an ASMR play mat. Look...
333
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,840
ASMR?
334
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:23,600
Are people still into that?
Is that still a...a thing?
335
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,720
I have over half a million
loyal subscribers.
336
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:28,560
It's my primary source
of income, babe.
337
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,920
Really?
338
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,600
I thought your parents were.
339
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,600
They're a close second.
340
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,280
Huh.
341
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,320
So you...
342
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,160
You don't model at all any more?
343
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,520
God, no.
344
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,760
Is there anything sadder
than going from the catwalk
345
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,800
to modelling
his-and-her pyjamas for Matalan?
346
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,640
The answer is no, Mia.
347
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,560
MIA LAUGHS WEAKLY
348
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,000
Fucking hell!
349
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,760
Hi!
350
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,240
Hiya!
351
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,560
You look nice.
352
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,600
Shall... Shall we go in? Yeah.
353
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,720
I'm so happy you're here.
354
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,160
Thanks.
355
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,200
I love this hotel.
356
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,760
Do you want to get a burger
and a milkshake
357
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,360
and walk down the south of
the river bank with me?
358
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,960
Do I want to eat a burger
on South Bank?
359
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,480
Yeah. We could, um,
walk to the Tate Modern.
360
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,000
Do you like that building?
361
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,080
Yeah. Oh, cool.
362
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,280
I can grab us
some jumpers from upstairs,
363
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,760
if you just wait right there.
364
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:59,160
I'm fine.
Hey, I don't need your clothes!
365
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,560
No. It's no problem!
366
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,320
It's... It's a prob...
367
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:12,000
Can you pull up Mia's...Snapgram?
368
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,319
You're too funny!
369
00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:17,720
Mia doesn't have Snapchat
or Instagram. I've looked.
370
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:21,200
What do you mean? She's...
She's all over the internet.
371
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,760
Nah, she's not even on Facebook.
372
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,599
Yeah, but Facebook's, like,
for old people, isn't it?
373
00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:26,920
Exactly.
374
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,640
Where does she live?
375
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:32,800
New York.
376
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,680
No. I mean where does she live
when she's here?
377
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,840
I don't know.
378
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,040
Oh.
379
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:44,560
Cos you know she sleeps here
in the day, when you're out?
380
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,160
Why would she do that?
381
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:52,000
Maybe cos she's awake in the night.
382
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,600
We could sit on the beach!
383
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,360
That's not the beach, David.
384
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:06,720
That's where water, Boris Bikes
and syringes meet the land.
385
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,400
How about a bench?
386
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,520
Yeah, all right.
387
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,960
Yeah, bench is nice.
388
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,800
You know, the Tate Modern, the
Barbican and the Barrier Block
389
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,960
in Brixton are actually
390
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,800
beautiful examples of brutalist
architecture in London.
391
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,880
Did you just say the Barrier Block?
392
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,520
On Cold Harbour Lane? That one?
393
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,560
Yeah.
394
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,960
Fucking hell!
I bet you creamed your pants
395
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:33,040
when you pulled up
on to my mum's estate, innit?!
396
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,600
Do you have any interests?
397
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,080
Mmm.
398
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,040
I'm really into skin care.
399
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,960
Oh, you, like, make skin care?
400
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:46,080
No, I'm just, like, really
into skin care.
401
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,440
Anything else?
402
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:51,960
Er...
403
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,040
I like spitting from heights.
404
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,800
Oh, that's nice.
405
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,680
You know, like if I'm on, like,
a tall building or something,
406
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,760
and I look over,
like, I've got to spit.
407
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,800
Oh, like, it's a compulsion.
408
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,600
Maybe it is, yeah.
409
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,840
Have you ever spat off
the Millennium Bridge?
410
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,040
No.
411
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,880
Well, this is a really good bridge
for spitting off
412
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,720
because it's got
over 400 tiny paintings
413
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,280
on spat-out pieces of chewing gum.
414
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,160
You know a lot of stuff, innit?
415
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,560
Are you on the game?
416
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,920
What?
417
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,640
Do you have sex for money?
418
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,040
No!
419
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,360
I foolishly do it for free.
Is that why you asked me out?
420
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,400
No. I...I just heard your mum
talking about stripping.
421
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,320
Well, she's off her meds, so...
422
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,200
Oh, no.
423
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,520
You seem nice.
424
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,480
Oh, yeah? Thanks.
425
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,120
Well, shall we go on the bridge,
then?
426
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,160
Yeah.
427
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,600
Ahhh!
428
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,560
Do you want to hold my hand?
429
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,200
No, thank you.
430
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,560
Oh, it's fine.
431
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,240
All right.
432
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:14,040
Come on, then.
Let's go and flob off this bridge.
433
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,240
SPITTING
434
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,520
That was good!
435
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,120
Ooh! Ooh!
436
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:22,160
We should probably go.
437
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,240
What? You're not having fun
any more?
438
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:27,120
Yeah, like, I'm actually
having loads of fun,
439
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,640
but I think it might be time to go.
440
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,600
Oh. Do you want to spit
off London Bridge?
441
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,760
No.
442
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,560
I've got some weed, though.
443
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:40,440
Could, like, smoke some weed
and do something else.
444
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,960
Like go bowling?
445
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:45,040
No. Like, I don't know,
something more exciting.
446
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,680
Like what?
447
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,200
Like do you want to have sex, David?
448
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,240
Will you have a shower first?
449
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,480
Uh...
450
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:02,520
Look, it's just I don't really like
the smell of your perfume.
451
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:06,000
It's not perfume.
It's Simon Berlin's Pum Parfum.
452
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,960
Well, I'm sensitive to smells,
453
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:11,840
and I don't think I can have sex
with you if you smell like that.
454
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,480
Wow!
455
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,600
But if you have a shower first,
we can.
456
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,320
Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oh, OK then.
457
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,080
Are you upset?
458
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,200
Um... No, I'm not, actually.
459
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,760
Thank you for explaining.
460
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,640
I appreciate your honesty.
461
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:29,800
It's fucking rude,
462
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,680
but I appreciate your honesty.
463
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,760
Shall we go, then?
464
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,240
After I wash.
465
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,840
Do you want me to spit in your hand?
No, I'm joking.
466
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:46,280
No, no, no. That's nice.
Save that for later, then.
467
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,880
HE MUMBLES
468
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,040
I was a bit nervous.
469
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,520
Really?
470
00:21:56,800 --> 00:22:00,280
Are you sensitive to all smells
or is it just my perfume?
471
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,320
MUSIC: Brother Man
by Psychedelic Soul Crew
472
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,560
Cos no moisturiser is
a little bit of a fire haz...
473
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,760
It is pongy.
474
00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,680
Wha...! Aghh!
475
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,080
Sorry! I thought the room was empty.
No. I'm here.
476
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,360
Yeah. Oh, I'll come back, yeah?
477
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,400
Yeah, yeah. OK. Yeah. All right.
478
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,600
Yeah. OK.
479
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,960
Sorry. Yeah.
480
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,000
MOBILE RINGS
481
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:11,720
Hello, Mum.
482
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:12,960
Where are you staying?
483
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,120
What? Where are you now?
484
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:17,120
I'm at the Edit Hotel. Why?
485
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,520
Right.
486
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,920
CALL END TONE
487
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,560
Oh, fuck off!
488
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:28,080
Oh, nice one, David. Yeah.
489
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,160
I really enjoyed
flobbing off a bridge with you,
490
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:33,240
and then sleeping
in a bath on my own.
491
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,480
Nah!
492
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,440
Good morning, miss.
493
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:49,840
Is everything OK?
494
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,000
Yeah.
495
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Um, an item seems to have gone
missing from my room.
496
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,800
I apologise. What was the item?
497
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,600
It was...er...herbs.
498
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,720
Herbs?
499
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,400
Ceremonial herbs.
500
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,880
Ceremonial herbs?
501
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,840
What was your room number?
502
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,160
702.
503
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,520
Thank you.
504
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,080
Yes, yes...
505
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,880
INDISTINCT
506
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,400
Thank you.
507
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:28,440
Sorry, madame, the cleaner said
she didn't see the item
508
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,760
and left as soon as she found
you asleep.
509
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:31,920
In the bath.
510
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:37,040
Oh, cos she was literally there
when I woke up in the bath.
511
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,280
Theft is a very serious allegation.
512
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,600
Oh, I know.
513
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,480
So if the item that was
stolen is returned,
514
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,320
then we can get on with our day.
515
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:49,440
Stolen or not, we do not condone
any substance that is illegal
516
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,880
on the premises.
517
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:54,760
Even if it is claimed they are
for ceremonial purposes,
518
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,040
it would be my duty to call
the police.
519
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,440
Oh.
520
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,440
You should call the police, then.
521
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:01,640
Madame...
522
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,200
Yeah, how about that?
Call the fucking police!
523
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,520
Madame, do not test me on this.
I will happily call the police.
524
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,560
No, no, no.
No-one's calling the police.
525
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,120
What the fuck are you two
doing here?
526
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,360
Yeah, we're wondering
what the fuck you're doing here.
527
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,960
Madame, please... Shut up! I'm
sorry, I'm talking to my daughter.
528
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,080
Listen, I don't want to do
this here.
529
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,280
Do what here?
530
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,800
Like, cause a scene.
531
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,880
Ha! Well, that fucking ship
has sailed!
532
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,960
Mia, there's no shame in sex work...
533
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,240
Oh, my God! Wait! Wait!
534
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,120
Why is everyone so obsessed with me
selling my cooch for money?
535
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:32,880
I did offer, but she insisted
that she only has sex for free.
536
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,720
What the fuck! Yes, yes!
537
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,680
I only have sex for free.
538
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:37,920
Sorry!
539
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,560
Yes, for free.
540
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,480
Mia!
541
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,640
Mia!
542
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,080
Mia, wait!
543
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,200
What?
544
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,800
Have you tried bubble tea before?
545
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:00,960
No.
546
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,840
Where are you going?
547
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,320
With you.
548
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:07,280
With me where?
549
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,840
Well, I...I thought I could come
to your house.
550
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,040
My house?
551
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,880
I...I thought...
552
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,280
You thought what, exactly?
553
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,720
Ah!
554
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,480
Thank you!
555
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:40,400
Good luck with the rest of your
shift, cos it's very fucking loud.
556
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,720
THEY GIGGLE
557
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,520
Hey!
558
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:53,880
All right.
559
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:57,800
I know that this is going to
sound like a crackhead proposal,
560
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,160
but it's not instead of money,
561
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,120
it's just a deposit
that's worth £200.
562
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,600
Come on.
563
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,720
Oh, golly! Yeah. Yeah.
564
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,440
Can I have two more days, please?
565
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,280
Ahhhhh!
566
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,360
Go on, then.
567
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:24,160
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
568
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,480
Yeah, OK.
569
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,280
MIA SIGHS
570
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,600
Night!
571
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:40,920
Night.
572
00:27:40,970 --> 00:27:45,520
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