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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:53,439 Hi, I'm Marcello, I'm 49, 2 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:56,319 I'm a psychoanalyst, and I'm depressed. 3 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,513 Enough! 4 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,315 Good morning! 5 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,351 Morning, Dr. Bernazzani, mail I 6 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:33,352 Shake a leg, Augusto! 7 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:34,954 Fuck you. 8 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:38,709 - Morning Ada, Silvia. - Sir! 9 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:40,553 - What? - Notice anything? 10 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,155 - Let me guess, new dress? - My hair. 11 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:45,317 - New haircut. - No, color. 12 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,596 - It was red before. - No, black. 13 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,711 Sorry, hair isn't my forte. 14 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,118 I'll go. 15 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:58,558 A few times a day, my heart goes into overdrive, 16 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:01,673 it's like I'm suffocating and about to die. 17 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:03,911 It's all because of my job, 18 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:07,396 all those sacrifices, deadlines, responsibilities. 19 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,437 - What do you do? - Pusher. 20 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:14,754 Hash, weed... classy stuff, not junk. 21 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:18,120 For 7 years you've told me 22 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:20,920 that one day I'd stop thinking about Stefano. 23 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:22,912 Correct. 24 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,356 This morning I finally burned his photo! 25 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,834 Because someone else has stolen my heart. 26 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,918 - That's great. - And this someone... 27 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,230 is you, doctor. 28 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,313 You know, Stefano wasn't a bad guy after all. 29 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,313 And I realized it thanks to a dream: 30 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:42,556 you naked in your socks, 31 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:45,234 and me licking your left nipple, 32 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:49,354 up and down, all around, and then... 33 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:55,395 Doctor, I realize that coming here makes me feel better. 34 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:56,595 I'm glad. 35 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,758 If such a mediocre human like you made it this far, 36 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:02,070 then there's hope for us all. 37 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,752 Right, that'll be 300 euros. 38 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,759 I struck out with my co-worker Nora too. 39 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,911 I'd planned the perfect date. 40 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,151 - Where to? - Dinner at my mom's. 41 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:16,438 She made gnocchi... how could I say no? 42 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,592 A mama's boy at 40, no wonder women run away. 43 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:22,513 No, my mom gives me space. 44 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:24,597 Oh really? 45 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,679 Who could that be? 46 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,475 I understand what you told me the other day. 47 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:38,117 You were telling me that my wife is nothing but a whore. 48 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,716 - I wouldn't dare say that. - Isn't that what she is? 49 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:46,038 While her husband's covering a soccer game 50 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:49,039 she went and slept with a German! 51 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:53,080 This Karl-Heinz, an idiot from Frankfurt I 52 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:58,758 What can I take? Psychotropics, anxiolytics, tranquilizers? 53 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:03,357 You need to stop relying on drugs. I don't like that. 54 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,671 All I want 55 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:10,277 is for this jerk's testicles to explode at the same time I 56 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:14,115 And for his relatives to die from a rare disease. 57 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:19,354 And for Frankfurt, a useless city, to be razed to the ground 58 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:23,798 by a meteorite along with most of Germany. 59 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,198 Tantrax! 80 drops. 60 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:30,955 I can't stand this buzzkill, I took him out dancing Saturday, 61 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:33,873 it was like taking along a suitcase. 62 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,351 I'm shy to dance, it's always been an issue for me. 63 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:41,832 No, he stands there lobotomized texting on Whatsapp, 64 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,834 uploading videos, updating his status. I'm fed up! 65 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:50,119 Look, I got me some shatush highlights... 66 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:53,752 I bought this lingerie set. It's pure micro-tulle! 67 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:57,032 Check out this texture, it turns people on, right? 68 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:00,870 - It certainly does. - See, hear what he said? 69 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:03,640 But it doesn't turn him on. 70 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,872 We used to have sex now and then. 71 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,873 But now he's got it in his hand all the time. 72 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:13,351 - Has what in his hand? - No, not that I 73 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:18,350 That went into hiding 2 years ago, it waved "bye" to us! 74 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,318 - It waved bye? - Totally. 75 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:25,511 HAPPILY MIXED UP 76 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,596 We are in the home stretch, 77 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,394 the time has come, ladies and gentlemen, 78 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:37,712 here itis: "Tonco del Pontesel" I 79 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,595 You northern restaurateurs must know it. 80 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:44,316 - We certainly do, sir. - We'd like to serve it one day. 81 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:47,393 Do you know what wine it's cooked with? 82 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:50,279 I'd say Pinot. 83 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:55,312 Amateurs I Such ignorance and such pomposity! 84 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:57,399 With Nosiola I 85 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:59,676 - Nosiola. - Nosiola. 86 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:02,878 If you want to get rich hire me as chef, I'm first-rate. 87 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,118 You're not a first-rate dad though, you never call. 88 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,755 We only talk because I call you. 89 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:12,311 You sound like your mom. I'll come visit for your birthday. 90 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:15,154 - You can show me your restaurant. - Promise? 91 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,078 I swear. Gotta go. 92 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,389 Bye! 93 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,754 Thanks, hope it helps me. 94 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,952 Just don't eat it. 95 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:31,754 Kidding... 96 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:44,992 Let's see if the visibly rusty ex-champ can beat me. 97 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,120 - Listen. - Yes. 98 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,999 I've been ruthlessly humiliating you for 20 years. 99 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,919 - You even cried once. - Go on, shoot. 100 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,312 Watch... 101 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,077 Damn it! 102 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:11,515 Hey Robin Hood, I'll stick that bow up your ass I 103 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:14,519 You nearly hit me, are you insane? 104 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,633 Folks, the downfall of a champ. 105 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,000 What a pathetic sight! 106 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,999 Embarrassed? You're a sore loser I 107 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,711 Marcello, are you okay? 108 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,633 - I can't see well. - We noticed. 109 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:49,039 Now look to the right. 110 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:18,551 I'm so sorry. 111 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:40,558 Last night I went to a chic club in Torvajanica. 112 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,472 The top guns were there: 113 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:45,360 Insulin, my good friend, Porky, 114 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,198 Pellet I, Pellet 11... 115 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:51,637 Pellet [ll shows up too... it's a dynasty. 116 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,351 I was closing a deal with Enzo, 117 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,918 the redhead, 118 00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:00,311 Campanacci, the bouncer, a great guy... 119 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:03,279 - Excuse me... - I just started talking. 120 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,280 Silvia, can you come in? Thanks. 121 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,200 - Was it something I said? - Sorry. 122 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:12,910 Yes? 123 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,714 Cancel all my appointments today and tomorrow. 124 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,710 - Actually, for the whole week. - What? 125 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:21,514 You heard me. Excuse me. 126 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,670 - Where's he going? - Dunno. 127 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:34,033 For the record: I did 30 minutes, I'll only pay half. 128 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,270 Coming... 129 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:08,874 Who could that be? 130 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,919 Hello, doctor. 131 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,077 How are you? 132 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:18,832 Sorry for barging in but you're not answering my calls. 133 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,311 You just vanished, your patients are flipping out. 134 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,232 Some rather violently. 135 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,471 You know that new, odd guy? 136 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:28,873 - The pusher? - Yes. 137 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,918 He threatened me with a jack. 138 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:35,358 He took the fax machine, paperweight, and toilet brush out of spite. 139 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:38,956 - I bought a new toilet brush. - Great. 140 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:43,838 They want an explanation, and so do I. 141 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,958 With all due respect, what's going on? 142 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,311 Page three. 143 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,716 Upper left corner. 144 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:07,229 Sir, how could this be? 145 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:12,319 Set an appointment for Monday at 4:00. 146 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:16,110 - For who? - All my patients. 147 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,798 Folks... 148 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,880 - Your doctor wanted you all here... - Please, don't. 149 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,993 Come on, you're such a dumbass. 150 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,232 Get to it, what's this about? 151 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:34,917 Well this is about... due to health reasons... 152 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,839 he won't be able to see you for the time being. 153 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,954 For the time being? 154 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,474 - For a week? - ldon't... 155 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,871 A month I 156 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,514 Forever. 157 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,760 Doctor, I love you. 158 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:57,513 Last night I dreamt I slathered custard on your nipple. 159 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:00,792 - Vitaliana, don't make me touch you. - Please do... 160 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,837 You can't just abandon us. 161 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:08,669 - My husband still can't get it up. - Shut up, that's not true. 162 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:12,239 No? You can get it up, sure... 163 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:18,279 - Now if you'll please go... - Hey, cue ball! 164 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:21,392 No way, I only did one and half classes. 165 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,640 You think this is a Pilates class? 166 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,758 Whatever. You can't leave, I have panic attacks. 167 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,957 The boor is right. 168 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,954 I said you were right, you son of a bitch I 169 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:39,478 I almost set myself on fire in front of the German embassy. 170 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,234 Can't you see I'm a train wreck? 171 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:46,718 You crook, I'll have you banned from practicing psychiatry. 172 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,917 Go ahead, I'm quitting anyway. 173 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:52,590 I said what I wanted to say, you can go now, thanks. 174 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,592 Scoundrel I 175 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,991 Lip Rug, easy or you'll give yourself an aneurysm. 176 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:03,438 Tubby, you should diet. You're not looking too good. 177 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,277 Do I know you? 178 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:07,993 I wanted to say... 179 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,151 I'll sort out your severance pay. 180 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:13,352 - Not that, I wanted to say... - Just go, trust me. 181 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:22,634 No, doctor I You must react! React I 182 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:28,193 Try 50 drops of Topraxil intravenously. It works wonders. 183 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,353 My mom made these for you. 184 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:39,070 Pork rolls fried in lard 185 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,231 wrapped in bacon. 186 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,637 Very greasy, very tasty, and so light. 187 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,517 Loser. 188 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,717 Bitch. 189 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,551 - Hi, guys. - Hey, man. 190 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,356 How's it going, boss? 191 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:25,194 - Hold back that dog. - Priebke, down boy. 192 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:28,239 Shitty dog, I should feed it a poisoned meatball. 193 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,516 A Blackie's waiting for you. 194 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,557 - Where? - There she is. 195 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,353 Come on. 196 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,950 - Where are they going? - To fight. 197 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:43,278 Mercedes, where've you been? You vanished. 198 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,913 Me? 199 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:49,153 I've been calling you for months. Pellet Il told me where you live. 200 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,112 Pellet Il? 201 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:54,318 You remember my address but not the 300 you owe me. 202 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:59,996 I share this place with my brother Sebastiano. You know him. 203 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:03,159 - Yes, the loan shark. - Bingo. 204 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,795 I'm really busy, what can I do for you? 205 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,071 You can man up. 206 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,749 I'm not the father of that belly. 207 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:18,480 - We only did it once. - Once was enough. 208 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:21,553 If you don't man up right away, 209 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,631 I'll have you arrested. 210 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,831 Don't get all legal on me! 211 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,594 They can't arrest me for not acknowledging a belly. 212 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,673 - They can arrest you for pushing. - Yes. 213 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,919 You've got one week. Think it over. 214 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,278 Cabron. 215 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,350 - Capron... - What? 216 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:45,518 - What the fuck is that? - I don't feel well. 217 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,717 - I don't feel well. - What is it? 218 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:50,872 - I don't feel well... - Guys! 219 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,754 - I'm no pusher... - Nazzareno I 220 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,998 Give me a hand! Breathe I 221 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,276 Just breathe I Help me out! 222 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,958 - Hi, Nora I - Hi. 223 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,469 Nora, I want to apologize. 224 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:11,235 I realize that having our first date at my mom's wasn't cool. 225 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:14,196 Can I make it up to you tonight? 226 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,510 Where'll we go, to the fun park? 227 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,511 Or will we trade stickers? 228 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,274 Nora, I sense a note of sarcasm. 229 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,311 I'm a very sensitive person. 230 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,471 Chubbs, I'm 40 years old, 231 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,877 I want to date a man, not someone whose mom makes his lunch. 232 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,550 Nonsense, mom and I have a healthy relationship. 233 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,758 - Answer your healthy relationship. - I can't, I'm driving. 234 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:47,396 - You're parked, triglyceride. - I don't want to answer. 235 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:51,440 It's some chick who's been hounding me, know what I mean? 236 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:56,437 She called me Chubbs, I feel sick... 237 00:17:56,600 --> 00:18:00,309 Mom, make me a bucket of French fries tonight! 238 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,750 Tickets, please. 239 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,472 Psychological issues galore. 240 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,351 Let's go dance. 241 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,513 - Huh? - Let's go dance. 242 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,399 No, I'm watching the game. You go. 243 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:38,351 And dance alone? 244 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:41,831 Riccardo, my son, how would you define your mom? 245 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:45,999 The ancients would've called her courtesan, prostitute, easy woman... 246 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,434 Dad... 247 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:51,309 You can call her the name she deserves: whore I 248 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:56,189 Her lover must be punished through what he holds dearest. 249 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:59,318 - What does this D stand for? - Deutschland, Germany. 250 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,437 - No... - Yes! 251 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,916 D for Destruction I 252 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,754 No! No, dad I 253 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,875 Your turn, I'll make a man of you tonight. 254 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,710 Look what I have here... 255 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:22,829 A blunt object with which you'll punish the side mirror. 256 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,230 - No. - Punish it! 257 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:37,911 These darn youngsters are nothing but trouble. You hooligan! 258 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,110 - Want to hit him too? - No. 259 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:49,195 Dumb jerk, I'm going to tear every single page out! 260 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:53,392 Every single one! That'll show you! 261 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:57,238 I burned my ex and you know that! 262 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,270 We all had the same idea. 263 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,956 I really miss him. I've had nightmares for a week. 264 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,915 Last night I dreamt I married a lasagna. 265 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,393 I need a divorce. 266 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,632 I urgently need to see the doctor about this bonehead. 267 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,838 Apart from the gratuitous insults from my wife Cruella, 268 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,680 I'd like to pose the following question. 269 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,917 Marcello is a doctor... 270 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,469 So he betrayed the Hippocratic Oath. 271 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,398 The what? 272 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,594 Oh right... 273 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,354 - Hello. - Good evening, Miss Silvia. 274 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,355 - Did you buzz him? - Not yet. 275 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,591 - He's home. - How do you know? 276 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:06,157 I've been here for 72 hours, I slept in my car and got 6 tickets. 277 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:09,512 - Let's break down the gate! - No, wait. 278 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,397 - I have the keys. - Hold it. 279 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,110 - I made a copy. - Good work. 280 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:20,679 Don't these look like luscious golden nipples? 281 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:28,232 - Dr. Bernazzani, are you here? - Marcello? 282 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,832 Dr. Bernazzani? 283 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,509 Marcello, it's us. We come as friends. 284 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,318 What are you saying? 285 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,074 Maybe he killed himself. 286 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:42,194 - Slit his throat with a paper knife. - Really? 287 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:46,911 Folks, I think we're about to behold a real blood bath. 288 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:50,277 - Slit his veins in the bathtub. - Or hung himself. 289 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,990 - You two are sickos. - We devour crime stories. 290 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,958 We eat 'em right up! 291 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:59,272 Don't spook him, he's got enough problems being obese. 292 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,238 What does that matter? 293 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,074 Maybe we'll find him banging a transvestite. 294 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,470 Lighten up, geez. 295 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,639 What? 296 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,478 Where do those stairs lead? 297 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,760 You scared us shitless, you idiot. 298 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:19,914 No, she's right, he went up to the roof. 299 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,469 - Doctor I - Marcello darling! 300 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,479 Splattered... 301 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,638 TURN ON YOUR LIFE 302 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,039 Doctor? 303 00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:00,239 We wouldn't want to interfere with anyone's right to free will, 304 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,518 but were you planning on jumping by any chance? 305 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,594 Might I also point out that 306 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:11,230 you're dressed in a most unsightly manner tonight. 307 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:15,116 So if you were to precipitate 308 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:17,795 your corpse would look pretty slobbish. 309 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,554 You'd kick yourself forever for that I 310 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:25,396 Those slippers aren't so bad. Are those for men? 311 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:29,116 - Stop. - Nazzareno, get off I 312 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,797 Doctor I Why? 313 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:36,198 Hands off or I'll throw you off the roof I 314 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,311 - What do you want? - What? 315 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:42,439 - We just saved your life. - I wasn't going to jump. 316 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,871 He wasn't going to jump. We did all this... 317 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,189 Phew. 318 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:52,749 Doc... 319 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:57,316 In any case, your behavior is really weird. 320 00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:01,752 Some of us have been giving you 100 euros a week for years. 321 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:06,474 Without making a fuss and without a proper receipt. 322 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,312 People who are depressed, sexual deviants... hags I 323 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,552 Even physically deformed people like Pasquale here 324 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,672 who has sworn his life to carbohydrates. 325 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:20,515 People who could go to the movies, buy drugs, 326 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:25,231 for fun or to unwind, but no! They wanted to give you money. 327 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,512 We have the right to know what's going on. 328 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,669 Have her explain. 329 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,114 You were killing yourself over this fugly secretary? 330 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,637 You're fugly! 331 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,070 Are you going to explain? 332 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:44,193 Dr. Bernazzani has a serious eye problem. 333 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,998 A severe form of maculopathy. 334 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:53,033 And my vision is getting worse by the day. 335 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,591 In three months I'll be completely blind. 336 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,513 - Forreal? - Unfortunately, yes. 337 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,920 What's the big deal? Come on. 338 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,879 Lots of blind people do cool things. 339 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,714 That's true. Like Homer. 340 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,390 Right. Let's not forget Stevie Wonder. 341 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:19,520 And Ray Charles? Bocelli? Even Aleandro Baldi... 342 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,751 - Beethoven... - Beethoven was deaf. 343 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,076 Bingo, he was... 344 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:29,072 It doesn't seem like a good reason to become depressed. 345 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,472 I've been with this freak of nature for 15 years 346 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,631 but I'm still standing. 347 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,160 Knock it off. 348 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,198 I don't want to sound like a pity-monger 349 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:43,555 but we're here to help you. 350 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,119 No. 351 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:49,314 You're here because you want me to help you still. Forget it. 352 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,118 You surprise me. 353 00:26:56,280 --> 00:27:00,035 Since soon you won't be able to, you know... 354 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,830 Why not use this time to see all the things you haven't? 355 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,197 Stick Legs is right, we can help you. 356 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,789 Ever been to Maccarese? It's awesome. 357 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,230 - Maccarese...? - Yes. 358 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,110 - Doc! - Michelangelo! 359 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:28,791 I don't mingle with those nutcases but I overheard what they said. 360 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:33,238 Honestly, it doesn't seem like a huge tragedy. 361 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:37,633 Your job requires you to listen, not see. 362 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,519 You should be proud of your professionalism. 363 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,320 Think of all the patients you cured. 364 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,113 - None. - None? 365 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,512 You're my patients, and you're far from cured. 366 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:53,478 For example you've been a rageaholic for 15 years. 367 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,359 - Did I cure you? - It's a minor flaw. 368 00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:00,718 Rage is healthy! In fact, you should let loose too. 369 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:05,078 Grab this bow and hurl it at the radiator I 370 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:09,189 For the hell of it. It's very relaxing. 371 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,870 What about your friends? 372 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,193 - I have none. - You have a loving wife. 373 00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,749 I'm divorced and we don't speak. 374 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,831 What about your daughter? 375 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,758 She lives up north and thinks I'm a dick. 376 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,399 Yes... 377 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,754 Well then, it's better if you kill yourself. 378 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,914 I'm sorry that you'll have to find another job now. 379 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:40,437 No big deal, in about 7 years I'll have found something. 380 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,356 - Want some coffee? - Thanks. 381 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:54,276 I didn't know you were engaged. 382 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,480 - Where's this? - A beach in Corsica. 383 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,956 But I'm not engaged. 384 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:12,312 Silvia, if someone didn't want to stay home alone, 385 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,472 and wanted to see people, go out... 386 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:20,869 Why not? But you can't come out dressed like that. 387 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,439 All right. 388 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,993 Some experts say it's a double self-portrait. 389 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,231 Caravaggio as David and Goliath, 390 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,279 symbolizing a sort of atonement. 391 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:40,718 A young and pure him cutting off the head of him the sinner. 392 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,958 How do you know all of this? 393 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,511 Because I love paintings. Plus Caravaggio and I are colleagues. 394 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,392 - Huh? - I paint. 395 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,949 I'm slightly less talented but still good. 396 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,474 - Let's go see Apollo and Daphne. - Both? 397 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,278 It says here this is "The Madonna dei Palafrenieri". 398 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,790 Does it also say "who gives a shit"? 399 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,553 We're going to see Apollo and Daphne. 400 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:09,949 Hold on... 401 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,755 so these are the things we wanted him to see? 402 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:17,959 Real nice: David chopping off that other dude's head... 403 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:22,159 but I think Caravaggio is a bummer for our doctor. 404 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,913 - No. - Yes. 405 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,959 It's all a bit too... Help me out here... 406 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,474 - Impressionist. - Yes! 407 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,393 No, Caravaggio's 17th century, not impressionist. 408 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,074 - Well, he leaves a bad impression. - I agree. 409 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,191 He's clearly bored to death. 410 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:37,839 - No... - Is that so? 411 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,509 - Yes. - Then what should he do? 412 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,274 What should I do? 413 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,189 I know. 414 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,114 - Great singer, what's his name? - Mutton. 415 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:41,034 Cool, I didn't know Pellet Il had a twin. 416 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,073 Yeah, Pellet 11. 417 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,634 - Is there a Pellet I? - Right here. 418 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,513 Voila I Pasta with intestines... 419 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,393 I sprinkled cheese on it with my own hands. 420 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:03,239 I pigged out on appetizers so I can't... 421 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:07,070 plus I prefer not to eat carbs at night. I'll pass. 422 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,716 Calf intestines are meat. Eat up, don't worry. 423 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,838 - Is it gluten free? - Who gives a shit, eat. 424 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,030 Eat up. 425 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,714 Hey, looks like we're not drinking enough! 426 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,833 - To Dr. Marcello: Hip hip... - Hooray! 427 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,350 Hooray Marcello! 428 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:30,433 Guys, I'd like to toast our friend Marcello. 429 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,678 He's not going through the easiest of times now. 430 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:38,476 No need to go into details, also because I respect his privacy. 431 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,318 But let me say this: 432 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,592 going blind doesn't mean you can't get it up anymore! 433 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:50,511 Now it's time for Marcello to make a speech. 434 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,474 Speech, speech I 435 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:01,597 What can I say? Thanks for this lovely evening at The Yokel, 436 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,239 who's the chef... 437 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,710 In Scruffburg, a neighborhood I didn't know. 438 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:11,315 And for the kindness and enthusiasm shown by Pellet II... 439 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,517 Third. Second and first. 440 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,876 Every Pellet there is. 441 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,395 And by Paunch, Pinocchio... 442 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,836 Sebastiano. Everyone, yes. 443 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,355 But I have to be going now, 444 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,114 if I don't sleep 8 hours I get a migraine. 445 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,920 Buddy, I don't think you get it. 446 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,910 The night's only just begun. 447 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,151 You like Dragomira? 448 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:29,714 - The things she does with that whip. - I'd rather not know. 449 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:36,079 Remember Mercedes? The girl who said I knocked her up? 450 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:39,952 She wants me to help her out, take her to the doctor. 451 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:43,397 - Should I call my lawyer? - No, give her support. 452 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,114 - Did you impregnate her? - I think so. 453 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:49,198 - So there's nothing to say. - Nothing to say. 454 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,993 - Hi, know who I am? - Miss Dragomira. 455 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,832 I'm a dirty girl. 456 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,229 I heard but I don't believe this conjecture. 457 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,471 I'm a dirty girl. Who are you? 458 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,240 - Marcello Bernazzani. - No. You're a pig. 459 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,159 - No. - Yes. 460 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,678 - Shut up and say it: who are you? - I came here... 461 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:13,070 I... I said say it. 462 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,079 Am... 463 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,791 - Sayit! - Am... 464 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,752 A pig. 465 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,911 - Goon... - A pig. 466 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,196 - Louder! - A pig! 467 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,239 - Grunt! - No, I'm a doctor I 468 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:34,149 I have a thriving practice. Nazzareno, what is this place? 469 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:38,479 Dragomira, ease up! You just don't know when to stop. 470 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,836 So in a few weeks we'll do an ultrasound. 471 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,117 Do you want to know the sex? 472 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,960 Some people prefer to be surprised. 473 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:52,313 By the way, can we see the color of the baby? 474 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,193 What? 475 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,915 Just wondering if it'll be dark like it's mom or normal. 476 00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,639 Normal? 477 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,838 Are you a racist, Mr. Spadoni? 478 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,914 What? I mated with her, how could I be racist?! 479 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,071 I'd like to have a "different" son. 480 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,669 But this is Italy, everyone acts democratic 481 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:14,310 but in reality, nobody wants a black son! 482 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:18,835 Well, take a look at my son. 483 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,832 Cute... 484 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,237 Real cute. What's his name? 485 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,875 - 'Ndongo. - 'Ndo...? 486 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,553 - Ngo. - With an apostrophe? 487 00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:33,835 Yes. 488 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:39,518 If it's a black bay, we might do something similar. 489 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:43,918 I like the sound of it. ‘Ndongo Spadoni, works for me. 490 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,874 Which do you prefer? Garcia Marquez or Calvino? 491 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,917 Never read either of them. 492 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,431 - You write books but don't read? - I read essays, not these novels. 493 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:54,999 These novels? 494 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,913 I'll get them both and I'll quiz you after. 495 00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,957 Books should be consumed like medicine. 496 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,437 - They don't have braille books. - I didn't ask for that I 497 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,313 But here's a really interesting audiobook: 498 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,954 Kafka's "The Metamorphosis" read by Francesco Totti. 499 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,997 How about Cassano reading "War and Peace"? 500 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,078 I'll go ask. 501 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:17,234 Wait I I've got just the book for you. 502 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:20,910 José Saramago: Blindness. Could be good, right? 503 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,233 Doctor, in your condition, 504 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:30,600 this tragedy of you going blind will be a devastating blow... 505 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,110 so I suggest you vent. 506 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,837 Here's how. 507 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:42,629 - But this is a car I - This isn't a car. 508 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,916 This is THE car I 509 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:49,551 The car that belongs to Karl-Heinz, that ass from Frankfurt. 510 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,032 No... don't be a jerk. 511 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,914 We could get in trouble, put that away. 512 00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:58,118 Don't miss out on this opportunity. 513 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:02,837 Vent, then you'll be blind and won't be able to do it again. 514 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:07,113 And if you try to do it, you'll be swinging blindly! 515 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,275 Maybe you're right. 516 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,159 Show me what you're made of. 517 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:22,116 Hit it, you can do better than that! 518 00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:25,358 Envision the door as if it were your illness! 519 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,912 - Yes! - Karl-Heinz I 520 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,756 - You're a bastard I - Yes! 521 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,079 I can only see the first three lines. 522 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,675 The right eye has gone down three, the left four. 523 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,951 It's progressing. 524 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,431 Let's try this, is it any better? 525 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:04,589 Yes, much. I can read all the way to last line. 526 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:11,589 Given your situation, you might want to see a psychiatrist. 527 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,718 Gladly, but mine's run off to Ibiza with a male dancer. 528 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:20,473 Then I'll give you the number of my friend, a psychotherapist. 529 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:24,599 - Do you know what I do for work? - That's why I suggested it. 530 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,912 He does group therapy which is different from psychoanalysis. 531 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,594 I think it'll do you good. 532 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:36,034 As you might've noticed we have a newcomer. How are you? 533 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,995 Tell us a bit about you. 534 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,676 Hello, I'm Marcello, I'm 49, 535 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,918 I'm a psychoanalyst, and I'm depressed. 536 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:51,591 My life was perfect till 3 weeks ago, or so I thought. 537 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:56,233 Then I had to face a problem that is more than I can handle. 538 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,432 I've been having a strange dream lately: 539 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,917 I'm a child and just can't take the penalty kick. 540 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,714 I don't know what it means exactly. 541 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,639 My doctor convinced me to come here, so here I am. 542 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,477 Well first off, as for your illness 543 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,955 I'll diagnose that, not you. 544 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:18,238 Before saying that opening up is of no use to you, 545 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:22,390 listen to others and don't feel sorry for yourself. 546 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:25,439 - We do the same job. - I don't think so. 547 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,677 You assisted your patients, 548 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:31,390 I cure people. Those are two different things. 549 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:36,919 All one can do is improve, learn to live with his own ghosts, 550 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,431 bypass problems, that's all, trust me. 551 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:44,070 Here's some news that might really make you sick: 552 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:47,073 - One can be cured. - Oh really? 553 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:52,070 Start looking at things with new eyes. You never know. 554 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,992 "Kill a vegan and save a tree" 555 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,598 - Marcello, hi. - Hello. 556 00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:51,592 - I'm a bit late. - Abit... 557 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,956 Van Gogh will be great. 558 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,397 - They're going at it! - So sweet. 559 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,358 - Thanks for taking me here. - Sure. 560 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,193 - I'd never been. - No way! 561 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,197 After all these years in Rome... 562 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,636 seeing it reminds me of "La Dolce Vita". 563 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:17,994 "Yes, Silvia". 564 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,071 - I never thought of that. - What? 565 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:24,274 Mastroianni and Ekberg are Marcello and Silvia, like me and you. 566 00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:27,917 - I never saw the whole film. - Shame on you. 567 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,117 I saw some of iton TV... 568 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,556 What I remember best is the fountain scene. 569 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,479 - Perhaps not by chance. - Why? 570 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,591 Can I psychoanalyze you? 571 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,229 Remember why Mastroianni jumps in the fountain? 572 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,080 He does this crazy, irrational thing... 573 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:47,558 And opens up for the first time to this female character... 574 00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:51,435 Maybe that's what is happening to you too? 575 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:55,317 You're jumping in the fountain for the first time. 576 00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,393 Oh please... 577 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,193 Coin? 578 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:07,677 As a kid I understood everything, it was all so clear. 579 00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:11,151 Dynamics between people, love, friendship. 580 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,073 I understood who was good and who was bad. 581 00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:16,595 Then I got confused as I grew up. 582 00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,400 You're telling me, I don't understand a thing anymore. 583 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:23,110 And you're a psychoanalyst. Your poor patients! 584 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,715 - How dare you, I'll fire you. - Done, thanks. 585 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,634 Are you rude to the guy in the photo too? 586 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,758 Who, Davide? No, I'm not. 587 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:35,191 - Then why'd you break up? - We didn't break up. 588 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,476 Sorry, I thought... 589 00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:42,554 One morning we had breakfast as usual, he went out, 590 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:44,836 got on his scooter, and never returned. 591 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,230 Highway accident. 592 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,879 I'm sorry, so what now? 593 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,958 Nothing. I prefer to be alone. 594 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,317 It's hard to find a cool man nowadays. 595 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,910 Good night. 596 00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,072 - Wake up, sir! - What? 597 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:24,318 Your mentally ill friend is on the phone. 598 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,118 Ymelda, go. Who is this? 599 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,398 Morning, dearest doctor. Listen, I need some tips. 600 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,790 I have a date tonight with a hot girl. 601 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,032 I want to avoid making the same mistakes, can you help? 602 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:39,358 Women usually seek out men who are charming, fun, 603 00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:40,994 and crack jokes. 604 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:42,639 Hi, thanks for calling. 605 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,952 What are you wearing? You look like my granny's couch. 606 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,800 Where'd you get this, at the Goodwill? 607 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,550 Jerk I 608 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:55,272 Be gallant, gentlemanly, kind. Women need attention. 609 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:56,999 It's Silvia. 610 00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:00,755 I really like it when a guy opens the car door for me. 611 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,113 Get back in, I wanted to open the door for you. 612 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,312 - No need. - I wanted to be gallant. 613 00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:10,959 No, it's fine. 614 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:14,073 Get back in the car, don't piss me off I 615 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,478 I said no. You're out of your mind! 616 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,792 You've got mental issues, get some help! 617 00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:26,509 Women want to be dominated, show her you're the one in charge. 618 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,273 I feel like having some peppered steak. 619 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,159 You'll eat a pizza and you'll like it! 620 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,679 Sorry, I was kidding... 621 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,634 - Your phone. - Quiet! 622 00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,518 Shut it off. 623 00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:00,310 I was waiting for Pellet II to call me with the score. 624 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:03,552 I'm the only asshole who isn't watching the Roma game. 625 00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:06,792 Boor... 626 00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:12,394 It's Mercedes. What is it? 627 00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,075 I don't feel well, come over. 628 00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:19,279 I can't, I'm with the doc at a whatshisface concert... 629 00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:22,597 - Rachmaninoff I - Yeah. 630 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:24,472 My belly hurts, hurry! 631 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:28,389 Relax, must be all that garbage you people eat. 632 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,677 Troglodyte! 633 00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:39,871 You've been dead for 6 years but you haven't noticed. 634 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:48,074 - Hello, is Mercedes in? - Yes. 635 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:13,234 - I can't. What's it called? - 8ancocho. 636 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,233 With all due respect for Sancocho... 637 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,273 Didn't the doctor tell you not to smoke while pregnant? 638 00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:53,592 - You live with these greasebags? - These greasebags are my family. 639 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,790 You've misunderstood... 640 00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,474 Greasebag is a term of endearment... 641 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,352 Plus, I feel like I'm one with your culture. 642 00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,238 Music, maestro I 643 00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:13,512 Check it out... 644 00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,400 - Morning. - Morning, mail. 645 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,350 Your leg is doing better, 646 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:34,160 you no longer need the wheelchair! 647 00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:37,113 - Yes, I'm better. - Awesome. 648 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:41,516 - Why's he so nice today? - Dunno... 649 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:46,239 Marcello, how's it going? You seem to be doing better. 650 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:51,236 Emotionally, yes. Physically, my vision's declining. 651 00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:54,832 How are you newcomers doing? 652 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,038 Fine, and the decor here... 653 00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:01,710 is pretty stylish... with all these fancy books... 654 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:06,474 This is my first time partaking in a group thing, 655 00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:10,713 I must say I feel like I'm part of a new family 656 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:14,077 I can hang out with, shall we go out for a pizza? 657 00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:17,710 Yes, and we can take a field trip to a shrine... 658 00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,479 Vitaliana, where do you think you are? 659 00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:25,878 Is it my turn? 660 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:30,756 I'm paying a pretty penny to be here and I don't shit money. 661 00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,759 "I don't shit money" 662 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:38,550 is what I said when we walked in, it's my line. 663 00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:41,189 It's yours, so you claim responsibility. 664 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:44,716 - Yes I Knock it off. - So what. 665 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,871 Enrico, are you with us? 666 00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:51,319 Yes, I'm happy. And I feel glad because... 667 00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:54,717 the guy I saw before was half-assed. 668 00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,114 Poor guy. 669 00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:02,439 Wow, this psychiatrist is hardcore. 670 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,676 He is and he's hot. 671 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:08,953 He said helping Marcello was the best therapy we ever did. 672 00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:10,793 True. 673 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:15,793 Look mom, the losers have gathered to lose together now. 674 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,709 Are you still with that quack, Bernazzani? 675 00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:23,356 Come darling, don't talk to the mentally ill. 676 00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:29,118 Ignore her, we're already doing better. 677 00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,193 I already feel like a new man. 678 00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,716 - Mom? - New man... 679 00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:43,035 Aunt Pina, why are you calling from mom's phone? 680 00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,271 - Mom... - What happened? 681 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:53,593 Are we going out to eat? Pasta at Greaser's? 682 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,397 Greaser's dead? Chinese then? 683 00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:04,759 - Thanks for coming. - It's our pleasure. 684 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:11,674 - Damn, this hag was ugly. - She's not at her best now. 685 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:14,400 - Knock it off. - Knock it off. 686 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:25,278 Now I know who Pasquale took after. 687 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,833 Everyone said I looked just like dad. 688 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,752 Indeed! 689 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:56,119 The other day she was roasting lamb, and now she's dead I 690 00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:19,156 These are all the toys I've collected for 40 years. 691 00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:23,991 Stuffed animals... robots... cars... 692 00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:28,190 - These buses are nice. - I have over 300. 693 00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:32,479 When I was a kid I dreamt of buying a bus. 694 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:36,230 - Why didn't you? - She said it was a waste of money. 695 00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,960 - She, who? - Mom. 696 00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:42,238 Easy... I just asked a question, is that a crime? 697 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,750 What are those? They look familiar. 698 00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:50,478 The prizes that were inside of chocolate eggs. 699 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,671 - I thought so. - I had one, one. 700 00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:55,590 She bought me one every day after school. 701 00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,996 - Who? - Mom. 702 00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:01,039 - My bad. - Twice already! 703 00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:03,158 - One mistake. - Two. 704 00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,880 Sorry, I need to pull myself together. 705 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,433 It's gotten late, want to stay for dinner? 706 00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:11,238 - No... - No, thanks. 707 00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:12,834 We'd be a bother. 708 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:14,792 You'd cook this late? 709 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,752 The fridge is stocked: 710 00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:18,917 cannelloni, lasagna, gnocchi, 711 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:22,192 meat and potato stew, roast lamb, 712 00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,317 offal and artichokes, omelet... 713 00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:26,551 And an ambulance waiting outside? 714 00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:30,156 No. But I have custard and tiramisu that she made. 715 00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:34,072 - Who? - His mother I 716 00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,875 - Not again! - You're tormenting me. 717 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:40,519 Can I help? 718 00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:43,912 They don't have this in Cuba. 719 00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:47,511 Easy on the food... 720 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:50,792 Then don't complain about erectile dysfunction... 721 00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:52,633 Stop it. 722 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:55,599 - Thanks, it's all delicious. - Thanks. 723 00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:59,390 - You're areal catch I - That bothers my nipple... 724 00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,471 I was brushing off crumbs. 725 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,796 Quite a view from here. 726 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,594 You can see all of Rome from out here. 727 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:10,433 Even St. Peter's dome, small but visible. 728 00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,199 - Where? - There. 729 00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:15,597 Feeling better, Pasquale? 730 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,957 Well... thanks to you... yes. 731 00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,876 - Are you sure? - Yes. 732 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,830 How about we turn on the TV... 733 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:28,431 the Germany-Italy game is on, I'm dying to watch it. 734 00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:36,155 - That's Michelangelo! - He's a commentator. 735 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:44,792 If you keep scolding him things will only get worse. 736 00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:47,236 Give him a break. 737 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:50,995 Do you even realize the frustration I live with? 738 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:54,835 He was a normal man until social networks appeared. 739 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,469 Now he's gone, in a world of his own. 740 00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:01,039 What was the last nice thing you said to him? 741 00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:03,635 - I have no conscious memory. - See? 742 00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:07,839 - The last time you kissed him? - New Year's Eve. 2010? 743 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,198 2009 max. 744 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:15,389 Change your attitude and soon he'll even be dancing. 745 00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:19,878 Right... if I see him dance then he can be cured! 746 00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:27,920 The game... isn't that a bit much? 747 00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:31,277 - Pasquale just lost his mom. - You're right, I'll handle it. 748 00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:35,399 - Don't feel obliged to... - I'm watching the game. 749 00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:37,910 Zaza breaks free and... 750 00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:39,633 Goal I 751 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:45,192 Yes I Screw you, Germans! 752 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,797 Damn Krauts I 753 00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:53,599 Wurstel is disgusting! Goethe was a clown! 754 00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:55,990 Merkel is a hippopotamus. 755 00:56:56,160 --> 00:57:00,791 Rotten bastards who steal wives from good men like me! 756 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:04,396 I'm talking to you, Karl-Heinz Schitz I 757 00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:08,076 Schitz, the most fitting last name! 758 00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:11,596 Go to hell I Bastard I 759 00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:15,631 Michelangelo caused a real mess. 760 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,474 He caused tension between Italy and Germany. 761 00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:21,154 They want a formal apology from our president. 762 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:23,715 - He got fired too. - Not surprised. 763 00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:25,479 Poor guy. 764 00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:27,159 Cheers. 765 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,035 - Don't like it? - It's boiling. 766 00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:35,114 - I like your paintings. - Your vision must be getting worse. 767 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,833 They're cheery, nothing like Caravaggio though. 768 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:41,953 I told you I was slightly less talented than him. 769 00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:46,876 - Why's this blank? - It's a wall in need of an artist. 770 00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,633 - Have you ever painted? - No. 771 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:04,954 Here. 772 00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:12,000 I'll take you dancing tonight. 773 00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,750 There's a Taranta festival. 774 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:19,959 That'd be nice... but it's best I don't. 775 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:23,280 - Anything wrong? - No, everything's fine. 776 00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:28,157 Tonight would've been mine and Davide's anniversary. 777 00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:30,709 I can't come, it seems wrong. 778 00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,070 Sorry, I didn't know. 779 00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:37,314 We did a good job on this! 780 01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:16,756 Let's dance. 781 01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:19,520 - No way. - Let's dance the pizzica. 782 01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,069 Not my style. 783 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,675 But I'll show them... 784 01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,791 You're so damn hot. 785 01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:35,311 Shazam doesn't recognize this song. Here. 786 01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:38,071 - Forme? - Yes. 787 01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:40,800 Thanks, how sweet of you. 788 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,513 Really? 789 01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:51,077 You know, I do care about you. 790 01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:56,595 Do you need money? 791 01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:01,038 Never mind... I'll go dance on my own... 792 01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:04,034 - 1 don't dance, I'll be here. - I know. 793 01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:23,238 Hi, Nora I 794 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:26,711 Pasquale? Since when do you dance the pizzica? 795 01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:29,793 I've always been a pizzica fiend! 796 01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:35,514 A new conquest? Did you meet at the pediatrician? 797 01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:41,749 - What's so funny, idiot? - Got a problem? 798 01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:45,312 - Ignore him, he's mentally ill. - Easy. 799 01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,952 Get lost, take a walk. 800 01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:53,436 You oafs I 801 01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:57,109 Everything okay? You sure? 802 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:48,956 - Hello. - Hello, how are my tests? 803 01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:51,433 Not so good. 804 01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:57,160 - How long do I have left? - A month and a half maybe. 805 01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:02,633 I was hoping I'd improved. 806 01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:04,154 But I have some news. 807 01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:07,517 There's a doctor in Germany who cures patients like you. 808 01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:12,709 He said if he operates right away he might save your vision. 809 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,640 - It's just that... - What? 810 01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,396 It's a very complex operation 811 01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:22,559 and if it doesn't work, you'd go blind right away. 812 01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:27,839 You have to make a choice. 813 01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:33,749 Thanks. 814 01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:59,039 "Romeo and Juliet" 815 01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:16,993 Marcello, you know... 816 01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:21,275 Good thing you didn't come. I thought it was going to be funny. 817 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:24,313 But Romeo and Juliet die, I wanted to die too. 818 01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:30,034 I wanted to tell you we did the amniocentesis. 819 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:33,716 Apparently the kid's healthy. That's good. Bye. 820 01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:36,672 Doctor 7 Hello. 821 01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:39,197 I wanted to ask you... 822 01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:41,994 if you think I can hit on Vitaliana. 823 01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:43,958 She turns me on. 824 01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:47,829 Last night she dreamt she was doing a shrink in a Dumpster. 825 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,070 She's nuts I 826 01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:53,956 Doctor, we haven't seen you in a week, are you okay? 827 01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:59,720 I was calling to tell you that this morning at 6:56 828 01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:02,235 a miracle occurred. 829 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:06,917 Enrico had a slight erection. We're thrilled. 830 01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:09,515 I fear it may be a physiological event 831 01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:13,036 not necessarily due to authentic sexual arousal 832 01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:15,390 but just a morning occurrence. 833 01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:18,069 - Show some optimism. - It's the truth. 834 01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:22,359 Let us at least enjoy this paranormal phenomenon... 835 01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:24,397 Goodbye. 836 01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:26,790 Feet down, please. 837 01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:30,273 Will you pick up? It's been a week. 838 01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:35,358 We have a special gift we'd like to give to you. 839 01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:39,070 If you don't call, I'll barge into your house. 840 01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:41,914 I miss you. 841 01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:17,157 - Where is he? - Not home. Help, don't rape me. 842 01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:20,199 - You wish, get lost. - Help, Mr. Marcello! 843 01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:22,630 Ymelda, what's going on? Freeze! 844 01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:26,035 Lower that bow, you're half-blind. 845 01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:28,151 - Why are you here? - To see how you're doing. 846 01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:32,234 - I'm fine, now leave. - Lower that bow. 847 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:37,233 I'd like to die from a painful, gradual disease like normal people. 848 01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:39,596 - What's with you? - What's with you? 849 01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:42,195 Do I need your permission to be alone? 850 01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:44,397 We just thought we were friends. 851 01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:46,517 We are, now get out! 852 01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:49,519 - We're here to help you. - Who, you? 853 01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:52,109 Go play with your toy soldiers. 854 01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:56,353 - You're a real asshole. - Atleast I'm not a pusher. 855 01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:59,030 Do you hear yourself? 856 01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:02,710 You're here for your own problems, not for friendship. 857 01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:06,430 This guy's impotent, she's a nymphomaniac. 858 01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:09,035 - He's still a virgin. - Are you a virgin? 859 01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:10,429 Yes. 860 01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:14,594 Think you can come unload your problems here because I'm blind? 861 01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:17,274 - Forget it. - Enough, you've gone too far. 862 01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:20,518 And I forgot to mention Silvia, our Florence Nightingale 863 01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:22,478 who thinks her life is over. 864 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,640 She'd rather play carer for a blind man 865 01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:28,599 than have a normal love story. 866 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:33,549 Know what? You shouldn't worry about losing your sight. 867 01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:36,229 You spent your whole life not seeing. 868 01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:40,712 In any case, we came to give you this. 869 01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:43,600 Here. 870 01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:30,871 Andrea, I screwed up. 871 01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:32,678 - Big time. - What happened? 872 01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:35,474 - I need to see you. - I'm not in the office. 873 01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:37,039 - Where are you? - The cafe. 874 01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:41,954 - I feel awful. - No kidding. 875 01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:44,475 You got two things confused. 876 01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:47,678 You transformed a physical problem into a mental one. 877 01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:50,036 - What can I do? - Separate them. 878 01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:52,512 Even if you do go blind, 879 01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:57,516 that doesn't mean you can't hang out with friends or fall in love. 880 01:12:57,680 --> 01:12:59,114 True. 881 01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:01,880 Remember your penalty kick dream? 882 01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:06,438 - I dreamt it last night. - The issue isn't scoring a goal. 883 01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:13,753 - It's taking the penalty kick. - Exactly. 884 01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:17,072 So take it, take the damn penalty kick! 885 01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:19,789 Now if you don't mind... 886 01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:23,800 I'll take my penalty kick, that lady really turns me on. 887 01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:25,998 Coffee? 888 01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:28,990 Nazzareno, sorry for calling so late. 889 01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:31,470 - What is it? - I'm an ass. 890 01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:32,869 I know. 891 01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:36,670 I didn't mean those things that I said. Sorry. 892 01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:39,311 I could forgive you, 893 01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:43,195 but after what you said to Silvia it'll take more than a call. 894 01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:46,079 What should I do? I don't want to lose her. 895 01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:50,757 Chill out. I'll get dressed, call Tubby, and see you soon. 896 01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:52,589 - Hi. - Sorry. 897 01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:56,640 - Well? What is that? - Arose. 898 01:13:56,800 --> 01:14:01,351 A rose, are you kidding? Try to be more heterosexual, man. 899 01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:04,474 - I paid for that. - Did you study? 900 01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:07,598 Yes, but I don't know if it's a good idea. 901 01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:11,509 - Who wrote this bullshit? - Carbohydrate wrote them. 902 01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:14,433 I strike out with girls, but I've seen lots of films, 903 01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:17,194 - Trust me, it works. - It's a good idea. 904 01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:20,040 But these rhymes... plus I've never sung alone. 905 01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:21,992 We're not alone. 906 01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:26,433 I called some pals from Scruffburg, they'll help us out. 907 01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:28,352 Guys! 908 01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:48,597 One, two, three, and four... 909 01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:05,912 I'm a dummy 910 01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:11,869 I didn't realize that your love was thawing me 911 01:15:12,120 --> 01:15:13,394 Bobobon... 912 01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:17,229 - No, cut out the sound effects. - It works, it's Spanishy. 913 01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:20,193 - Does "bobon" work? - Yes... 914 01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:26,070 I was as cold as a plaice fillet buried in the freezer 915 01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:28,038 Bobobonbon... 916 01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:31,592 Dead and buried for nearly 50 years 917 01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:34,639 I was a multitalented corpse 918 01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:38,200 But then you came along 919 01:15:39,440 --> 01:15:42,831 With that wholesome face of yours 920 01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:45,953 And took me by the hand 921 01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:50,555 Stubborn and a bit romantic 922 01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:53,838 Fellini and Caravaggio 923 01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:58,155 Are your poetic pillars 924 01:15:58,480 --> 01:16:00,869 - You are... - Full... 925 01:16:01,440 --> 01:16:03,078 Full of bravery. 926 01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:06,358 You are full of bravery 927 01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:08,838 Even charisma 928 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:10,479 Bobobonbon... 929 01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:14,753 If you ask me, we should only do "bobobon" here. 930 01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:16,791 Can I step in? 931 01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:22,152 It's late. 932 01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:24,998 You're right, it's late. 933 01:16:25,160 --> 01:16:28,232 So forgive him 934 01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:35,351 He's a cowardly candy-ass buffoon and I've gone easy on you... 935 01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:39,110 Gee thanks. Cowardly candy-ass buffoon... 936 01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:41,191 Apologies call for truthfulness. 937 01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:43,198 About me? 938 01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:45,237 I'm an asshat... 939 01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:47,073 - What? - It's the truth. 940 01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:49,629 - It's a Roman song. - "Asshat" isn't Roman? 941 01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:53,352 - What do you say in Rome? - Scumsucker. 942 01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:55,831 But that's three syllables... 943 01:16:56,000 --> 01:17:00,949 I'm a scumsucker, candy-ass jerk in my innermost conscious 944 01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:02,878 Bobonbonbon... 945 01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:09,152 I'm practical, pathetic, spineless, in essence, a psycho 946 01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:12,556 But then I came along 947 01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:17,033 I'm anything but wholesome 948 01:17:17,880 --> 01:17:20,474 I'm brimming with passion 949 01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:24,798 And romance to boot 950 01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:28,911 And if I am able to forgive 951 01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:32,829 this nervous breakdown you had 952 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:37,836 It's because my artistic soul is able to dream 953 01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,311 Bobobon I 954 01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:43,391 Not too shabby, huh? 955 01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:47,990 Hey deadbeats, some of us need to sleep. 956 01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:49,992 No need to be rude. 957 01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:52,674 It's only 4:00 AM, chill out. 958 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:57,789 Doctor, I dreamt you were standing in front of me, 959 01:17:58,240 --> 01:18:00,709 buck naked wearing socks. 960 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,355 And I started licking your nipples, 961 01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:05,079 flicking them 962 01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:10,277 until the nipple became hard and I flicked.. flicked... 963 01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:12,951 Vitaliana, flicked... flicked... 964 01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:15,709 Oh God, so sorry. 965 01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:19,112 How embarrassing. Will you forgive me, doctor? 966 01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:21,357 What am I, a priest? 967 01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:24,592 If you dream of making love to me it means you're better. 968 01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:28,390 But all the other licking and flicking stuff... 969 01:18:28,560 --> 01:18:31,279 that's just useless and annoying, but you're better. 970 01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:33,317 So is Pasquale, 971 01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:37,155 who's finally questioning his relationship with his mother. 972 01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:38,833 Good. 973 01:18:39,440 --> 01:18:42,319 First off, thanks. I've decided to get the operation. 974 01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:45,279 If it doesn't go well, at least I tried. 975 01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:47,318 I'm leaving tomorrow. 976 01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:50,598 I'm going to Germany to take that penalty kick. 977 01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:55,396 Don't worry, I'll see you soon. 978 01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:00,959 "See", so to speak. 979 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:06,311 That nutcase was a psychoanalyst, can you believe it? 980 01:19:17,440 --> 01:19:20,114 - Doc, want a ride? - Why are you here? 981 01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:23,315 - Want a ride? - To the airport, thanks. 982 01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:26,080 Forget the airport, I've got a used bus 983 01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:28,709 that'll drive from Rome to Germany. 984 01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:30,797 - Inabus? - Yes! 985 01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:34,271 - You are crazy. - Thanks to our old shrink. 986 01:19:34,440 --> 01:19:37,159 But that's not all, we have a hostess too I 987 01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:39,319 Here I am! 988 01:19:39,440 --> 01:19:41,158 - But I have a plane ticket. - No problem. 989 01:19:41,280 --> 01:19:43,476 - I'll get a refund? - Sure. 990 01:19:44,440 --> 01:19:47,990 - You look gorgeous. - Thanks. 991 01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,513 No? 992 01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:55,710 - I liked that. - Good. 993 01:19:56,560 --> 01:19:58,278 Is this seat free? 994 01:19:58,440 --> 01:20:00,477 It's reserved for a jerk. 995 01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:03,910 Then it's mine. 996 01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:11,190 A new shirt to replace the one I painted. 997 01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:16,791 I didn't throw that one away. But thanks. 998 01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:23,991 - Sorry. - It's okay. 999 01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:27,596 - Mind if I stand near you? - Not at all. 1000 01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:32,675 - I find pilots charming. - I'm a driver, not a pilot. 1001 01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:36,193 Well, are you ready to leave? 1002 01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:37,994 Yep. 1003 01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:40,840 - Such roaring enthusiasm. - Right? 1004 01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:44,038 - What do we have here? - A nipple. 1005 01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:48,469 - I need to drive now. - He was rude to me, how sweet I 1006 01:21:41,840 --> 01:21:44,036 - Pasquale, everything okay? - Yes. 1007 01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:47,630 - Aren't you hungry? - Do I look like I'm not hungry? 1008 01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:50,440 Then take the first right. 1009 01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:12,230 - The food's good here? - Hope so. 1010 01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:14,676 - You've never been here? - No. 1011 01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:16,513 Oh great... 1012 01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:20,829 What exactly is "Tonco del Pontesel"? 1013 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:23,469 It's a typical dish from this area, 1014 01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:27,480 it's a stew made of pork, veal, beef, 1015 01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:31,031 browned in lard and onions, and with a side of potatoes. 1016 01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:34,192 Some novices cook it with cheap Pinot. 1017 01:22:34,360 --> 01:22:37,273 - But expert chefs know... - It's made with Nosiola. 1018 01:22:37,480 --> 01:22:38,914 Exactly. 1019 01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:41,837 My father taught me that. 1020 01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:50,077 Remember the last time we cooked together? 1021 01:22:50,240 --> 01:22:51,594 Of course. 1022 01:22:51,760 --> 01:22:54,070 10 years ago, Christmas at your mom's. 1023 01:22:54,240 --> 01:22:57,278 I cooked risotto with osso buco and eggplant parmesan. 1024 01:22:58,400 --> 01:23:00,198 Pasta with clams, and meatballs. 1025 01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:03,512 No. It was when I told you I was moving here with Lorenzo. 1026 01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:08,000 Oh right, at my house... 1027 01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:11,638 Why are you here, dad? 1028 01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:15,314 Well, for more than one reason. 1029 01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:19,473 Because I wanted to cook with you, 1030 01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:24,675 I wanted to look at you, 1031 01:23:26,720 --> 01:23:30,634 and I feel I've missed out on so much in all these years. 1032 01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:15,277 Hey, what's going on? 1033 01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:21,600 You're giving birth, are you kidding? 1034 01:24:21,720 --> 01:24:24,633 - She's giving birth. - But she's only 7 months. 1035 01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:28,316 - So it's premature. - Pasquale, stop the bus! 1036 01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:34,673 What's wrong? 1037 01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:38,636 - Call an ambulance. - Have you seen where we are? 1038 01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:41,997 - We have no reception here. - What are you looking at? 1039 01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:44,674 You're a doctor, deliver the baby. 1040 01:24:44,840 --> 01:24:49,118 - But I'm a psychoanalyst. - And a shitty one too. 1041 01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:52,318 - Push Mercedes, push! - Youcandoit! 1042 01:24:52,480 --> 01:24:54,835 - Focus on breathing. - lcan'tdoit. 1043 01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:57,469 Inhale, exhale. 1044 01:24:58,240 --> 01:25:00,356 Inhale, exhale. 1045 01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:03,279 Again, inhale, exhale. 1046 01:25:08,360 --> 01:25:10,158 - Oh God! - Beached Pasquale! 1047 01:25:10,320 --> 01:25:14,393 Never mind him, ignore him, he's morbidly obese. 1048 01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:17,911 - You're a strong Blackie! - Don't scare her. 1049 01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:19,673 Just relax. 1050 01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:21,797 A woman asks her gynecologist: 1051 01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:23,951 "Can I have sex with my husband after childbirth?" 1052 01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:28,597 "Yes, but wait till the midwife leaves the room." 1053 01:25:28,960 --> 01:25:30,871 Get it? Good one... 1054 01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:34,109 Are you the only ones allowed to say bullshit? 1055 01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:37,991 See? It worked I 1056 01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:46,120 Hello. 1057 01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:50,316 Sorry I can't be there for the operation. 1058 01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:52,352 They told me... 1059 01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:55,433 Marcellino can't leave the hospital yet. 1060 01:25:55,600 --> 01:25:58,399 Marcellino? Are you sure about that name? 1061 01:25:58,560 --> 01:26:01,837 Absolutely. Named after the doctor who delivered him. 1062 01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:06,478 - Want to smoke? - I told you I don't smoke. 1063 01:26:06,640 --> 01:26:09,758 This isn't cheap shit, this hash is from Kabul. 1064 01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:12,197 Your loss! 1065 01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:15,832 Speaking of my son, I've been thinking... 1066 01:26:17,560 --> 01:26:21,554 about improving myself, growing up, changing. 1067 01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:24,957 Not just for me, for my child. 1068 01:26:25,120 --> 01:26:28,556 He deserved more than a hash-pushing dad. 1069 01:26:28,720 --> 01:26:31,075 Wow Nazzareno, I'm impressed. 1070 01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:33,635 I think I'll move on to cocaine. 1071 01:26:34,800 --> 01:26:38,270 - Cocaine? - I know, it's a lot riskier. 1072 01:26:38,480 --> 01:26:41,757 But it's a lot more money, and we'll need it I 1073 01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:47,393 If he wants to go to college or buy himself a Porsche. 1074 01:26:47,840 --> 01:26:50,912 - Gimme that joint. - You get my drift. 1075 01:26:58,080 --> 01:27:01,198 - Don't give up. - I'd never give up. 1076 01:27:06,080 --> 01:27:07,673 - Let's go. - Coming. 1077 01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:11,196 Tubby is jealous. 1078 01:27:13,680 --> 01:27:15,398 Take care. 1079 01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:22,479 - It's cold in Germany. - Damn right. 1080 01:27:23,400 --> 01:27:27,234 This is your key, Mr. Bernazzani. 1081 01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:29,550 And these are yours. 1082 01:27:29,680 --> 01:27:34,629 You all have rooms near your friend who arrived a short while ago. 1083 01:27:34,840 --> 01:27:36,638 - What friend? - The cool guy. 1084 01:27:37,640 --> 01:27:39,392 In order to be a real friend, 1085 01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:42,120 I must confront this shitty country 1086 01:27:42,280 --> 01:27:47,514 which also gave us good stuff: Oktober Fest and Borussia Dortmund team. 1087 01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:49,438 Very manly. 1088 01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:52,194 Michelangelo gave you quite a surprise. 1089 01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:54,518 Sweet man. 1090 01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:57,550 Germany's welcoming you with open arms. 1091 01:27:57,920 --> 01:28:00,514 That's not the only thing he's opening... 1092 01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:05,630 - Whoisit? - Room service. 1093 01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:14,356 - I didn't order anything. - I know, I didn't bring anything. 1094 01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:17,433 - I'm organizing my bag. - May I? 1095 01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:21,318 - I'll close this so there's no draft. - What draft? 1096 01:28:23,680 --> 01:28:26,399 - Nice dress. - This? 1097 01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:29,633 - It's a nightgown. - Looks like a sundress. 1098 01:28:30,040 --> 01:28:32,680 Why would I pack a sundress for Germany? 1099 01:28:33,880 --> 01:28:35,712 - Nice room. - How's yours? 1100 01:28:35,840 --> 01:28:37,592 Identical. 1101 01:28:39,440 --> 01:28:42,592 - Reason for this visit? - Listen... 1102 01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:47,879 I have a little problem. 1103 01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:51,271 Since I may not see a damn thing as of tomorrow... 1104 01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:56,677 I thought I'd like to see one last beautiful thing: you. 1105 01:28:58,840 --> 01:29:01,719 And how will you resolve this little problem? 1106 01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:04,275 Like this, perhaps. 1107 01:29:07,840 --> 01:29:09,911 - Will that suffice? - I hoped so. 1108 01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:12,435 But I have to do this too. 1109 01:29:13,480 --> 01:29:15,790 - My turn. - What are you doing? 1110 01:29:16,480 --> 01:29:18,630 I'll do this. 1111 01:29:18,800 --> 01:29:21,314 But I can't see a thing. I might... 1112 01:29:27,840 --> 01:29:29,558 You can kiss without seeing! 1113 01:29:34,080 --> 01:29:37,198 What's with you tonight? Have you gone mad? 1114 01:29:37,320 --> 01:29:39,709 Maybe it's the time zone difference. 1115 01:29:39,880 --> 01:29:42,030 We're in Germany, there is none! 1116 01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:43,713 Then it's you! 1117 01:29:43,920 --> 01:29:46,070 You said something sweet I 1118 01:29:46,280 --> 01:29:48,032 - That's good, no? - It's good! 1119 01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:54,273 - So do you like your first time? - It's killer. 1120 01:29:59,640 --> 01:30:01,313 - love you! - love you! 1121 01:30:01,480 --> 01:30:03,039 Kiss I 1122 01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:07,159 Can I lick your nipple? 1123 01:30:07,320 --> 01:30:09,436 You're obsessed. No, don't do it. 1124 01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:13,036 - Let me tongue-bang it. - Okay, but go easy. 1125 01:30:34,120 --> 01:30:37,875 Wow, those guys are really getting wild! 1126 01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:42,312 Light! 1127 01:30:42,480 --> 01:30:44,596 I'll snap off your legs. 1128 01:30:45,360 --> 01:30:46,953 I'll leave. 1129 01:30:47,120 --> 01:30:51,637 I respect one's sexual inclination but I won't incline! 1130 01:31:58,360 --> 01:32:01,318 Hello Dr. Bernazzani, how are you? 1131 01:32:01,480 --> 01:32:04,199 - What? - He asked how you're doing. 1132 01:32:04,640 --> 01:32:06,950 - You speak German? - Yes, I studied it. 1133 01:32:07,080 --> 01:32:08,354 Really? 1134 01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:10,676 Did you ever read my CV? 1135 01:32:10,840 --> 01:32:12,399 Not surprised. 1136 01:32:12,680 --> 01:32:15,149 Based on the tests we've run, 1137 01:32:15,760 --> 01:32:17,797 your situation is rather bad. 1138 01:32:18,080 --> 01:32:20,390 This operation is your last resort. 1139 01:32:20,680 --> 01:32:24,435 Let it be clear, a successful outcome isn't a given. 1140 01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:27,839 - What did he say? - He's very optimistic. 1141 01:32:29,120 --> 01:32:31,157 Well... I'm ready. How do I say it? 1142 01:32:34,360 --> 01:32:35,475 Let's start. 1143 01:32:42,560 --> 01:32:44,358 Pre-anesthesia. 1144 01:34:06,120 --> 01:34:07,997 I love you. 1145 01:34:54,680 --> 01:34:56,910 Marcello... 1146 01:35:05,520 --> 01:35:07,591 How odd. 1147 01:35:11,440 --> 01:35:14,353 See those farmers down there? 1148 01:35:14,520 --> 01:35:17,433 They look like Nazzareno's friends from Scruffburg. 1149 01:35:18,840 --> 01:35:20,877 Remember I told you about them? 1150 01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:24,550 That fat one, for example, looks like Porky. 1151 01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:28,600 While the tall one looks just like Pellet 11. 1152 01:35:28,760 --> 01:35:30,876 Who looks like Pellet I and Pellet 111. 1153 01:35:32,640 --> 01:35:35,519 See that hill right over there? 1154 01:35:35,680 --> 01:35:37,910 It looks like St. Peter's dome. 1155 01:35:40,160 --> 01:35:43,312 That eggplant parmesan was to die for, right? 1156 01:35:43,520 --> 01:35:46,717 The omelet wasn't though, let's be honest. 1157 01:35:48,760 --> 01:35:50,353 And that hut down there, 1158 01:35:50,520 --> 01:35:54,753 reminds me of that Van Gogh painting we saw together. 1159 01:35:55,520 --> 01:35:58,194 Yes, indeed. 1160 01:36:00,920 --> 01:36:03,389 No... doctor? 1161 01:36:03,560 --> 01:36:07,713 Doctor I Doctor I Here... 1162 01:36:41,560 --> 01:36:43,358 Look, Marcello! 1163 01:36:52,000 --> 01:36:54,799 - Is he dancing? - Yes. 1164 01:36:55,280 --> 01:36:56,918 He's cured. 1165 01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:39,957 Archery isn't a sport, it's an art. 1166 01:37:40,800 --> 01:37:44,714 You don't need to see the target because the target's in you. 1167 01:37:44,880 --> 01:37:48,191 You must become one with the bow, arrow, target... 1168 01:37:48,400 --> 01:37:51,518 take a deep breath and wait for your soul to tell you 1169 01:37:51,680 --> 01:37:53,239 when to shoot. 1170 01:38:01,760 --> 01:38:04,400 Damn, did he hit the target? 1171 01:38:04,600 --> 01:38:08,036 He can see better now than before. 1172 01:38:30,600 --> 01:38:34,355 I know it's late Karl-Heinz, I've come to apologize. 1173 01:38:34,520 --> 01:38:37,512 The time has come to bury the hatchet! 1174 01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:39,990 Sorry for destroying your BMW, 1175 01:38:40,200 --> 01:38:42,476 offending you on TV, 1176 01:38:42,600 --> 01:38:47,470 but understand my pain: you took my wife from me. 1177 01:38:48,040 --> 01:38:51,635 Karl-Heinz, forgive me and drop the charges. 1178 01:38:53,040 --> 01:38:55,998 First: my name isn't Karl-Heinz it's Romolo. 1179 01:38:56,680 --> 01:38:59,672 Second: I don't have a BMW, I have a junker. 1180 01:38:59,800 --> 01:39:04,192 Third: I only have one wife... this one. 1181 01:39:05,760 --> 01:39:07,273 Take her if you want. 1182 01:39:18,080 --> 01:39:22,836 I wanted to share this dream I had. 1183 01:39:23,640 --> 01:39:28,271 I was in some country, I think it was Colombia or Mozambique, 1184 01:39:28,640 --> 01:39:30,438 in Latin America somewhere. 1185 01:39:30,560 --> 01:39:33,632 I was on a motorcycle driving straight ahead, at ease. 1186 01:39:33,800 --> 01:39:37,031 There were people everywhere, to my left and right, 1187 01:39:37,200 --> 01:39:40,113 tons of people laughing and waving. 1188 01:39:40,280 --> 01:39:42,874 They were all Blackies. 1189 01:39:43,680 --> 01:39:47,878 And the odd thing is, I was happy. 1190 01:39:48,120 --> 01:39:50,396 Really happy. 1191 01:42:15,200 --> 01:42:19,080 Subtitles: Laser S. 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