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Cut his ass.
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- [Grunting]
- Go! Now let's go!
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[Shouting]
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- Heads up!
- [Grunting]
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[Man] Take him down!
That's it, that's it!
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- Hey, Coach, how you been?
- [Laughing] Lynn Swann.
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Now why ain't I surprised...
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to see you snoopin' around my
football field first day of practice?
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Well, that's because you got
a good-lookin' football team.
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Maybe good enough to add another national
championship trophy to the old case downstairs.
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That's kinda like my old man
told me one time, Lynn.
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"The only thing better than a crawfish
dinner is five crawfish dinners."
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Hey, here comes
the shithead.
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It's clean.
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It's cold.
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Now that's what I call
high-quality H2O. Oh!
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Ooh!
Right in the head!
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It's over there!
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Any unused magic in that
legendary green playbook of yours, Red?
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I may have a couple
squirrelled away in there...
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for a rainy day.
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[Players Yelling]
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See what we got here.
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- Not exactly what I'd call constructive criticism.
- [Whistle Blowing]
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- Smell like you could use a shower, stinky.
- Oh!
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Listen, you-you could think what you
want a-about my personal hygiene,
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but, please,
don't-don't waste any water.
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That-That's bad policy. If you
need to amuse yourself at my expense,
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just-just rough me up
or something.
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- Fair enough.
- [Groaning]
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- [Laughter]
- [Sighing]
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[Waterboy Mumbling]
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Laski, get over here!
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- Yes, sir, Coach?
- [Sighing]
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What is that moron
doin' here? Huh, huh?
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Didn't I tell you as plain as I could
speak to get rid of his ass last year?
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Yes, sir, but I didn't think you were serious, Coach.
Besides, he does a great job.
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Disrupting my football team,
you idiot?
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Eighteen years of this
is enough!
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Hey, Waterboy!
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Yes, Mr. Coach Beaulieu!
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You're fired!
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Okay.
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[Man]
Get out of the way, you moron!
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# When I was just
a little boy #
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# I stood up to
my daddy's knee #
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# My papa said, son
don't let the man get ya #
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# And do what he done to me #
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- # Born on the bayou #
- Oh.
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# Born on the bayou ##
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Bobby Boucher,
come give your mama a kiss.
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- Hi, Steve.
- [Braying]
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Oh. Why you home so early,
my precious angel?
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Mama, s-somethin' bad
happened today.
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Somebody hurt you, my boy? Who hurt
you? You tell Mama who hurt you.
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Nobody, Mama.
It's just that...
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I lost my position as the team's
water distribution engineer.
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Why, that's the best news
I heard in a dog's age.
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Now you be able to spend your days
at home where you belong.
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Yes, but...
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I-I was... I was thinkin', Mama,
maybe I-I could...
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I could try to-to get another
waterboy job for-for a different team.
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Don't you raise your voice
to me, Bobby Boucher.
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I-I wasn't raising
my voice, Mama.
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I don't like confrontation
'cause I'm a Virgo.
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Who told you
you was a Virgo?
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Vicki Vallencourt,
that-that-that-that girl.
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A girl?
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Bobby Boucher! Don't you remember
what your mama told you about girls?
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I remember, Mama.
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A girl was so nice out at
Wasser's Creek this morning.
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- Really?
- We looked for crawfish together. Her's name's Vicki.
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I don't ever want you
associatin' with little girls.
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- Why not, Mama?
- Because little girls are the devil!
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Mama, it-it's just
that I'm a waterboy.
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The team gets thirsty,
and I bring them the water.
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They-They need the water, and I likes
to be the one that brings it to them.
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Yeah. They like to give you a boot
in the patoot for all your trouble.
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Bobby, you don't have what they call
"the social skills."
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People don't understand you.
That's why you never have any friends, except for your mama.
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All I know is this, Jimmy: Next Friday, August 29,
at the Baton Rouge Exposition Center,
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I'm gonna open a can
of whoop-ass on Herculon,
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and I'm gonna drive him back into
whatever galaxy it is he came from.
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And that's a promise!
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Strong words from a strong man,
Captain Insano.
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Now let's take a call. It's our
old friend from Jackson's Bayou, Mr. B.
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Hello, Jim.
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L-ls it possible
to speak to Captain Insano?
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- Shoot, Mr. B.
- Captain Insano,
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I notice sometimes
when you are wrestling...
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or-or openin' up a can of whoop-ass,
as you like to say...
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- you seem to be sweating quite profusely.
- Yeah?
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I was wondering if,
perhaps, you might need...
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the services
of an experienced waterboy.
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[Chuckling]
That's pretty cute.
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How old are you, kid?
Eleven, twelve?
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I-I am 31 years old.
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[Both Laughing]
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[Captain Insano]
I guarantee, that guy's still a virgin.
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Oh! Oh, my God!
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[Laughing Continues]
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[Engine Whirring]
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# My mama said #
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# That your life
is a gift #
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# And my mama said #
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# This much weight
you will lift #
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# And my mama said
leave those bad boys alone #
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# And my mama said ##
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This is where
they strip the ball from us.
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And then we miss one tackle.
There, two tackles.
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Joey drops the ball.
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Whoops, he has time to pick it up and
dust it off and run in for a touchdown...
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before our guys even know
what's goin' on.
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- [Sighing]
- [Knocking]
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- Hello?
- My name is Bobby Boucher.
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And I am inquiring as to whether you have
the need for an experienced waterboy...
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on your upcoming season.
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Nice suit.
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Thank you.
L-l-l-lt was my daddy's.
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- Hold that thought.
- Yeah.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Come on. Come here.
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Come here. Come on.
Come on, everybody.
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- All right, this is it. This is the play.
- Okay.
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This is the play.
This is the play. Okay?
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00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:11,227
The quarterback. Two receivers
lined up to the left, one to the right.
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There's a flanker lined up to the left
behind the quarterback.
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- Oh, okay.
- He gives the ball... No, he doesn't get the ball.
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The receiver goes
all the way over there to the left.
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Once the quarterback has the ball,
he fakes to the left.
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No. He fakes to the right.
He doesn't fake.
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He thinks about faking.
He pretends to fake.
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I don't know
where I am.
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I can't breathe.
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Or, this room is getting smaller.
I have to sit down.
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Hang on here.
Take some water.
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All right, there.
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This is good. This is much better
than what I serve.
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00:10:05,656 --> 00:10:11,370
- That is the water that you serve to your players?
- Uh-huh.
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It is imperative that you allow me
to be your waterboy.
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I can't hire you.
I can't hire anybody with the...
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You do not have to... have to pay me.
I-I will do it for free.
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Just promise me that you will never distribute
the contents of that jug to any human person.
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- That's a deal.
- It's a deal?
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Thank you so-so much, Coach Klein.
L... I will not let you down.
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- Good day.
- Good day.
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I-I-I'll see you
at practice.
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- # Boom, boom, boom, boom #
- [Yelling]
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# Bang, bang, bang, bang #
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# Boom, boom, boom, boom #
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# Bang, bang, bang, bang
Hey #
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# Hey ##
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Quit hoggin' that.
Pass it over.
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[Mumbling,
Indistinct]
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Okay.
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Just have the defense
run sprints.
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[Mumbling Continues]
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Yo! Water's better cold.
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Yes, I agree, but to guarantee that
the H2O is-is purified,
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00:11:56,475 --> 00:11:59,186
i-it's good to use
the heating source, Sterno.
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00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:03,107
It's like my mama always says,
"Better safe than-than sorry."
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My mama says that too.
Aren't all mamas the same?
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00:12:10,072 --> 00:12:13,617
- Yes.
- Derek. I kick the field goals around here.
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Will you listen up? I need
your cooperation. I need it now.
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Is he gonna be-be
all right?
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00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:24,378
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has
his good days and his bad days.
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Used to be an assistant coach
at some big football school,
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but he had a mental breakdown
or something.
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Don't worry.
He'll snap out of it.
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- Let me know when it cools down, baby. All right.
- Yes.
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[Chuckles]
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[Panting]
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Hey, did you all get a load
of the new waterboy?
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Let's make him feel right at home.
Jerry, go right.
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Casey, go left.
Way left.
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- On one. Ready?
- [All] Break!
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Set! Red, 22!
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Red, 22! Hut!
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[Grunting]
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- [Cheering]
- [Laughing]
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l-I-I-I think you zigged
when you should've zagged on that play.
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- Sorry.
- Hey, Waterboy, check this out.
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[All Laughing]
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[Laughing Continues]
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Hey, Waterboy!
Check this out.
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00:13:52,383 --> 00:13:54,718
- [Laughing]
- [Grunting]
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00:13:54,802 --> 00:13:57,054
- Yes.
- [Grunting Continues]
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00:13:57,138 --> 00:13:59,139
Well, my, my, my.
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00:13:59,223 --> 00:14:03,144
Was my little aquatic engineer about
to bash one of my football players?
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00:14:03,227 --> 00:14:05,855
Well, he spit
in the c-c-cooler.
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00:14:05,938 --> 00:14:09,483
He happens to be
a finely tuned athletic machine.
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00:14:09,567 --> 00:14:14,363
And I ain't gonna have him hit
in the head by some idiot waterboy.
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00:14:14,446 --> 00:14:18,033
[Echoing]
Do you understand me?
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00:14:18,117 --> 00:14:20,286
- Are you all right?
- What? I wasn't gonna do nothin', Coach.
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Well, you better do something.
You gotta defend yourself here, Bobby.
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00:14:23,455 --> 00:14:26,750
But they're-they're-they're
finely tuned athletic machines.
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00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:29,795
I am not telling you
to go on a shooting rampage.
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00:14:29,837 --> 00:14:33,215
But you have to stand up for yourself,
or they're gonna ride you all season long.
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00:14:33,299 --> 00:14:36,385
Believe me,
I've seen it myself.
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00:14:41,390 --> 00:14:44,810
Hey, moron!
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00:14:47,229 --> 00:14:51,150
Hey! Moron! Duh!
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00:14:51,233 --> 00:14:54,778
[Lmitating Bobby]
L-Look at me. I'm the w-w-waterboy.
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00:14:54,862 --> 00:15:00,409
Duh! I got
a wooden spoon. Duh!
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00:15:01,869 --> 00:15:04,663
Smell like you could use
a shower, stinky. [Cackling]
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You're fired!
[Cackling]
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00:15:09,627 --> 00:15:12,838
[Both Laughing]
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00:15:12,922 --> 00:15:15,174
Stop makin' fun of me.
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00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:19,428
Red, ready! Hut!
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00:15:22,514 --> 00:15:25,392
- Wow!
- Damn!
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00:15:25,476 --> 00:15:27,269
[Mumbling]
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- I'm sorry.
- [Groaning]
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Who that?
Who there?
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So that's what openin' up
a can of whoop-ass feels like.
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00:15:43,619 --> 00:15:47,539
Son, you just opened
a whole case of whoop-ass.
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00:15:47,581 --> 00:15:51,293
I would be honored if you
play football for this team.
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- Me? Play football?
- Yes.
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Thanks, but no thanks. My mama
won't let me play no football.
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We're gonna go home.
You and I, we're gonna talk to Mama.
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00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,557
M-Mama said... M-Mama said...
My mama said... Mama said...
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00:16:05,599 --> 00:16:09,353
- My mama said... My mama say that...
- She's gonna say yes.
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00:16:13,023 --> 00:16:15,442
[Zapper Buzzing]
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00:16:21,198 --> 00:16:24,118
Mmm, that snake
looks delicious.
222
00:16:24,201 --> 00:16:27,162
What part do you think
I'm about to eat?
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00:16:27,246 --> 00:16:31,417
Uh, basically
a snake don't have parts.
224
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,586
But, uh, if I had to
call it anything,
225
00:16:34,670 --> 00:16:37,881
I would say
it's his knee.
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00:16:38,007 --> 00:16:40,592
Great. His knee.
227
00:16:42,594 --> 00:16:44,763
And what are we having
for dessert?
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00:16:44,805 --> 00:16:48,726
[Animal Chittering
In Zapper]
229
00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:50,269
- Squirrel.
- [Squirrel Thuds]
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00:16:51,979 --> 00:16:53,897
Excellent.
231
00:16:55,983 --> 00:16:58,277
Let's talk about Bobby
playing football.
232
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:01,405
I don't like it, Mr. Coach Klein.
I don't like it one bit.
233
00:17:01,447 --> 00:17:04,241
You see, my boy is too delicate
to be playin' "fool's ball"...
234
00:17:04,283 --> 00:17:06,410
or whatever you call it...
with them gargantuans.
235
00:17:06,452 --> 00:17:08,787
I don't think you understand,
Mrs. Boucher.
236
00:17:08,829 --> 00:17:11,290
No, you don't understand me,
Mr. Coach Klein.
237
00:17:11,373 --> 00:17:15,336
My boy is all I got left. Ow!
238
00:17:15,419 --> 00:17:17,546
- [Steve Braying]
- Mama, here.
239
00:17:17,629 --> 00:17:19,548
It's the brain pain, Coach.
240
00:17:19,631 --> 00:17:22,801
You see, my husband Robert,
241
00:17:22,885 --> 00:17:26,638
one day back in 1966,
pick up sticks,
242
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:30,392
and me four months pregnant
with this precious angel.
243
00:17:30,476 --> 00:17:32,936
He decides he wants to go
and help the foreign peoples.
244
00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:34,855
He's gonna go
and join the peace corps.
245
00:17:34,938 --> 00:17:37,149
And he promise me
that everything's gonna be okay.
246
00:17:37,232 --> 00:17:40,152
Just like you
promisin' me now.
247
00:17:40,194 --> 00:17:42,905
But everything wasn't okay. No.
248
00:17:42,988 --> 00:17:46,533
He got lost in the middle
of the Sahara Desert.
249
00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:50,037
And he died.
He died!
250
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:55,751
- Couldn't get no water, Coach. He died of the dehydration.
- And we were left all alone.
251
00:17:55,834 --> 00:18:00,089
I would've gotten my daddy some water,
but I was just a little baby inside Mama's stomach.
252
00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:03,217
And now you wanna take away
the only part of my Robert I have left.
253
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:07,554
But don't you want the only part you've
got left to get a college education?
254
00:18:07,638 --> 00:18:12,142
- Nah.
- Me, a college student?
255
00:18:12,184 --> 00:18:15,187
Yes. Bobby, think about it.
256
00:18:15,229 --> 00:18:17,397
A whole new world
will open to you.
257
00:18:17,481 --> 00:18:20,651
Boy, Mama, that-that-that sounds nice.
Me-Me, a college man.
258
00:18:20,692 --> 00:18:22,820
Coach, my Bobby's
a sweet boy,
259
00:18:22,861 --> 00:18:25,572
but he ain't exactly what you'd call
"college material,"
260
00:18:25,656 --> 00:18:28,534
so don't you go fillin' his simple head
with all those crazy dreams...
261
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:31,537
of school and college
and things of that sort.
262
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:34,081
But Mama, I-I'm tired
of everybody callin' me a dummy.
263
00:18:34,164 --> 00:18:37,543
I'm-I'm tired
of not havin' any friends.
264
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,754
And my ass is tired sittin' here
jawin' all night. I'm goin' to bed.
265
00:18:40,838 --> 00:18:44,925
Nice to meet you, Mr. Coach.
Good luck with your fool's ball.
266
00:18:45,008 --> 00:18:47,845
Bobby, after you let Mr. Coach out,
you come into my bedroom.
267
00:18:47,886 --> 00:18:50,347
Mama'll brush your hair.
268
00:18:53,183 --> 00:18:55,144
- [Door Closes]
- You know, when I was your age,
269
00:18:55,227 --> 00:18:59,606
my mother told me not to get a tattoo...
of Roy Orbison.
270
00:19:05,446 --> 00:19:09,950
But what Mama don't know
won't hurt her.
271
00:19:13,203 --> 00:19:15,622
I trust you'll make
the right decision.
272
00:19:20,294 --> 00:19:22,296
# Oh, yeah #
273
00:19:23,881 --> 00:19:25,799
# Huh
I'm #
274
00:19:25,883 --> 00:19:29,094
# Gonna get under your skin #
275
00:19:29,136 --> 00:19:32,306
- # Sooner or later #
- Damn, I don't want that ass on the team.
276
00:19:32,389 --> 00:19:34,308
Everybody's gonna
laugh at us.
277
00:19:34,391 --> 00:19:36,393
Everybody's already
laughin' at us.
278
00:19:36,435 --> 00:19:39,271
We ain't won a game
since 1994.
279
00:19:39,313 --> 00:19:43,859
- # Sooner or later ##
- Hey! What's up, baby? - Hey.
280
00:19:43,984 --> 00:19:48,071
- Where's your helmet?
- Derek Wallace, they-they don't got no more helmets.
281
00:19:48,155 --> 00:19:51,116
Here. You can share mine.
282
00:19:51,158 --> 00:19:53,619
Try it on, man.
See if it fits.
283
00:19:56,705 --> 00:19:59,541
- All right.
- Thanks, friend.
284
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:02,961
- What a dink.
- [Whistle Blowing]
285
00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:05,339
Come on!
Huddle up!
286
00:20:05,422 --> 00:20:08,592
- [Mumbling]
- [Coach Klein] All right, we have an announcement to make.
287
00:20:08,634 --> 00:20:12,721
Our former waterboy, Bobby Boucher,
is gonna play some linebacker for us.
288
00:20:12,804 --> 00:20:18,519
[Lmitating Bobby] Ooh,
I'm a f-f-football player. [Grunting]
289
00:20:18,602 --> 00:20:22,314
- Coach, I'd like to tackle him right now, please.
- Not yet.
290
00:20:22,356 --> 00:20:25,859
All right, now I wanna work with the
offense. I wanna work with the defense.
291
00:20:25,943 --> 00:20:28,946
- Special teams, go with Farmer Fran, do some laps.
- Shit.
292
00:20:29,029 --> 00:20:31,490
[Farmer Fran Mumbling]
293
00:20:34,493 --> 00:20:37,246
Line up on the ball.
294
00:20:38,872 --> 00:20:41,792
- [Man] Let's go.
- All right? Third and ten.
295
00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:43,961
Third and ten?
296
00:20:46,004 --> 00:20:49,800
Yeah, you know, that's
the offense's last opportunity...
297
00:20:49,841 --> 00:20:51,802
to gain ten yards
before they have to punt.
298
00:20:51,843 --> 00:20:53,804
Gee, he's gonna run
the option.
299
00:20:53,845 --> 00:20:55,806
Option?
300
00:20:55,847 --> 00:20:58,684
- [Grumbling]
- He ain't never gonna be able to figure this out, Coach.
301
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:01,687
Yes, he is.
302
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:05,440
Now, Bobby, you've waterboyed
for 18 years.
303
00:21:05,524 --> 00:21:07,484
Didn't you occasionally
watch the game?
304
00:21:07,526 --> 00:21:10,445
Oh, I had a lot
to k-keep me busy.
305
00:21:10,529 --> 00:21:14,199
- Checking the pH levels, refillin' the cups.
- All right.
306
00:21:14,241 --> 00:21:16,326
Well, then let's just
keep it simple.
307
00:21:16,410 --> 00:21:19,746
Casey. I want you
to tackle Casey...
308
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:22,332
like you did Gee yesterday.
309
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:25,377
- Right now?
- Right now! Go!
310
00:21:25,419 --> 00:21:28,380
- Does he know about this?
- Doesn't matter. You're a warrior.
311
00:21:28,422 --> 00:21:30,382
Go.
312
00:21:36,054 --> 00:21:38,140
- [Man] Boy, what you doin'?
- [Players Grumbling]
313
00:21:39,558 --> 00:21:42,644
[Coach Klein]
All right. Bobby, Bobby.
314
00:21:42,728 --> 00:21:45,105
Don't be afraid to use
all of your strength, you know?
315
00:21:45,188 --> 00:21:47,566
He's resilient.
He's a resilient guy.
316
00:21:47,608 --> 00:21:49,568
Okay? Come on.
317
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:53,030
[Man] Hey, Casey,
I think he wanna make out with you.
318
00:21:53,071 --> 00:21:55,032
- [Whistle Blowing]
- Okay, that's enough. Thank you.
319
00:21:55,073 --> 00:21:59,328
Is there any sport that you
do watch? You know, a physical sport?
320
00:21:59,411 --> 00:22:01,663
- Boxing? Hockey?
- Wrestling.
321
00:22:01,747 --> 00:22:03,957
Wrestling! Wrestling is good.
322
00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:05,959
Who's your favorite wrestler?
323
00:22:06,043 --> 00:22:09,338
Well, even though he was slightly
discourteous to me recently,
324
00:22:09,421 --> 00:22:11,506
I'm gonna have to say
Captain Insano.
325
00:22:11,590 --> 00:22:15,260
Okay, okay,
I want you to do to Casey...
326
00:22:15,302 --> 00:22:19,640
what Captain Insano does
to the bad guy.
327
00:22:19,723 --> 00:22:21,641
Go.
328
00:22:26,313 --> 00:22:28,273
- Ow! Ow!
- [Players Gasping]
329
00:22:29,983 --> 00:22:33,570
- He poked me in the eye.
- Captain Insano shows no mercy.
330
00:22:35,030 --> 00:22:38,659
Bobby, where was the intensity
that I saw yesterday?
331
00:22:38,742 --> 00:22:41,495
That was no intensity. You said it
was all right to fight back,
332
00:22:41,578 --> 00:22:45,582
and I-I just started thinkin' about all the people
who-who'd been mean to me over the years.
333
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:49,461
That's it.
That's it.
334
00:22:49,503 --> 00:22:51,797
I want you to think about
all those mean people.
335
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:56,635
- They're gonna be your tackling fuel.
- Tacklin' fuel.
336
00:22:56,677 --> 00:23:00,639
- We're gonna use them to play football.
- Tacklin' fuel.
337
00:23:00,681 --> 00:23:04,851
I want you to pretend
that Casey...
338
00:23:04,935 --> 00:23:07,312
- is insulting you.
- Pretend?
339
00:23:07,354 --> 00:23:11,483
I want you to visualize all those
people that have been mean to you.
340
00:23:11,566 --> 00:23:14,361
And then I want you to attack. I want
you to visualize and then attack.
341
00:23:14,444 --> 00:23:17,072
- Can you handle that?
- I'll try.
342
00:23:17,155 --> 00:23:19,074
He's gonna try.
343
00:23:28,709 --> 00:23:31,712
What's the matter with you, boy?
You too s-s-stupid...
344
00:23:31,795 --> 00:23:33,839
to do what your coach
tells ya?
345
00:23:34,005 --> 00:23:37,175
- [Coach Laughing]
- No!
346
00:23:37,259 --> 00:23:40,178
- No what?
- [Yelling]
347
00:23:42,931 --> 00:23:44,850
[Players Murmuring]
348
00:23:44,933 --> 00:23:48,770
I didn't mean to hurt you.
Coach told me to pretend.
349
00:23:48,812 --> 00:23:54,067
Bobby. Bobby! Can you do this for
me every single game? Can you do this?
350
00:23:54,151 --> 00:23:56,445
Coach, not only
will I do it for you.
351
00:23:56,528 --> 00:24:00,323
L-l-l...
Yes, yes, I'll do it for ya.
352
00:24:00,449 --> 00:24:03,827
[Chattering]
353
00:24:05,287 --> 00:24:08,498
So, uh, why you pick this class anyway?
It's pretty hard.
354
00:24:08,540 --> 00:24:10,834
Oh, beautiful view.
355
00:24:12,669 --> 00:24:14,588
Correct.
356
00:24:14,671 --> 00:24:17,883
All right, all right!
357
00:24:17,966 --> 00:24:19,885
Y'all shut up now!
358
00:24:19,968 --> 00:24:24,264
Now, last week,
we talked about...
359
00:24:24,347 --> 00:24:26,516
the physiology
of the animal brain...
360
00:24:26,558 --> 00:24:29,561
as it pertains
to aggression.
361
00:24:29,644 --> 00:24:33,231
Now is there anyone here
that can tell me why...
362
00:24:33,315 --> 00:24:36,401
most alligators
are abnormally aggressive?
363
00:24:36,485 --> 00:24:39,696
- I know the answer to this question.
- Raise your hand.
364
00:24:39,738 --> 00:24:43,742
Anybody? Anyone?
Yes, sir. You, sir.
365
00:24:46,495 --> 00:24:48,830
Mama says that alligators
are ornery...
366
00:24:48,872 --> 00:24:51,708
'cause they got all them teeth
but no toothbrush.
367
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:57,088
[Chuckling]
Yo mama said,
368
00:24:57,172 --> 00:25:00,884
alligators are ornery
'cause they got all them teeth...
369
00:25:00,926 --> 00:25:03,011
and no toothbrush.
370
00:25:03,094 --> 00:25:05,055
Wow!
371
00:25:05,096 --> 00:25:08,099
Anybody else?
Yes, sir. You, sir.
372
00:25:08,141 --> 00:25:11,770
Alligators are aggressive because
of an enlarged medulla oblongata.
373
00:25:11,853 --> 00:25:13,814
It's the sector of the brain
which controls aggressive behavior.
374
00:25:13,897 --> 00:25:17,984
- That is correct! The medulla oblongata.
- But Mama said...
375
00:25:18,068 --> 00:25:20,946
The medulla oblongata...
376
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:27,077
is where anger, jealousy
and aggression come from.
377
00:25:27,118 --> 00:25:32,082
Now, is there anybody here can tell
me where happiness comes from?
378
00:25:32,165 --> 00:25:35,293
- No, man.
- Anyone?
379
00:25:37,045 --> 00:25:41,758
All right, let's hear what
Mama has to say on the subject.
380
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:47,514
Mama say that happiness is from magic rays of
sunshine that come down when you feelin' blue.
381
00:25:49,641 --> 00:25:53,937
Well, folks,
Mama's wrong again.
382
00:25:55,188 --> 00:25:57,107
No, Colonel Sanders,
you're wrong.
383
00:25:57,190 --> 00:25:58,859
- [Students] Ooh!
- Mama's right.
384
00:25:58,942 --> 00:26:03,780
You're all wrong.
Mama's right. Mama's right!
385
00:26:03,822 --> 00:26:06,199
Somethin' wrong
with his medulla oblongata.
386
00:26:06,283 --> 00:26:09,327
- [Class Laughing]
- [Yelling]
387
00:26:13,498 --> 00:26:16,668
It's okay to fight back.
Coach Klein said I could.
388
00:26:16,751 --> 00:26:18,962
Mr. Coach Klein said I could.
It's fine, fellas.
389
00:26:21,381 --> 00:26:23,592
[Announcer] Well, Mud Dog
fans, it's time to kick off...
390
00:26:23,675 --> 00:26:25,635
another year
of Mud Dog football.
391
00:26:25,677 --> 00:26:29,681
With the weight of a 40-game
losing streak on their back,
392
00:26:29,764 --> 00:26:33,184
everyone seems to be diggin' in
for the long haul.
393
00:26:34,895 --> 00:26:37,981
# There's blood in the streets
It's up to my ankles #
394
00:26:39,524 --> 00:26:42,152
# There's blood in the streets
It's up to my knee #
395
00:26:43,653 --> 00:26:46,906
# Blood on the streets
in the town of Chicago #
396
00:26:46,990 --> 00:26:51,244
# Blood on the rise
It's following me ##
397
00:26:51,328 --> 00:26:53,246
What you doin', Bobby?
398
00:26:53,330 --> 00:26:56,958
Oh, Lord, that-that-that's some
heavy-duty armpit saturation.
399
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,003
That's an early warning sign of
the dehydration. You gots to have H2O.
400
00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:01,838
- Please, for me.
- Look, you need to stop worryin' about water, baby,
401
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,174
and start worryin'
about the game today, okay?
402
00:27:04,257 --> 00:27:09,095
Here. Now, just do whatever you did
to Colonel Sanders,
403
00:27:09,179 --> 00:27:11,097
and you'll be fine.
404
00:27:11,181 --> 00:27:15,435
I-I will, thank you. I-I-I just...
I feel bad about lyin' to my mama.
405
00:27:15,518 --> 00:27:17,562
I wonder what
she's doin' right now.
406
00:27:17,646 --> 00:27:20,065
## [Country]
407
00:27:20,148 --> 00:27:22,525
[Braying]
408
00:27:22,609 --> 00:27:26,404
- [Grunting]
- [Announcer] And he's down with a three-yard kickoff return.
409
00:27:26,488 --> 00:27:28,865
- The Mud Dogs offense takes the field.
- Okay, come on, here we go.
410
00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:32,369
Come on, everybody. You can do it.
Gain some yards. Put some points on the board.
411
00:27:32,410 --> 00:27:34,621
Hey, Walter,
I'll bet you 50 bucks...
412
00:27:34,704 --> 00:27:37,290
Gee Grenouille throws a touchdown pass
on the first play.
413
00:27:37,374 --> 00:27:39,292
Check it out.
414
00:27:39,376 --> 00:27:41,544
Set, fool, 22, hut!
415
00:27:41,628 --> 00:27:43,546
[Shouting]
416
00:27:46,007 --> 00:27:48,385
[Man Laughing]
417
00:27:50,220 --> 00:27:52,138
You owe me 50 bucks.
418
00:27:52,222 --> 00:27:56,559
- You said it was gonna be a touchdown pass, you crazy asshole.
- Go, go, go, go!
419
00:27:56,643 --> 00:28:00,146
Hold 'em, hold 'em, hold 'em.
Okay, you can do it. Come on.
420
00:28:00,230 --> 00:28:02,649
Bobby, Bobby, this is
just like we practiced, okay?
421
00:28:02,732 --> 00:28:04,651
Okay, go, go, go.
Come on.
422
00:28:07,445 --> 00:28:11,783
Watch where you're going, needle dick.
[Lmitating Bobby Grunting]
423
00:28:11,866 --> 00:28:13,952
[Whistle Blowing]
424
00:28:14,035 --> 00:28:16,454
[Shouting]
425
00:28:18,873 --> 00:28:21,793
Set! 390!
426
00:28:21,876 --> 00:28:27,173
- Time for retard to find out what college football's all about.
- [Laughing]
427
00:28:27,257 --> 00:28:31,803
390! Check, check.
428
00:28:31,886 --> 00:28:35,724
Red, 18! Red, 18!
429
00:28:35,807 --> 00:28:39,310
Needle dick! Needle dick!
Needle dick!
430
00:28:39,394 --> 00:28:42,397
[Bobby Grunting]
431
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,150
Yeah!
432
00:28:45,233 --> 00:28:47,610
Your name is needle dick.
433
00:28:47,694 --> 00:28:51,239
- [Grunting]
- I knew that this was a good idea.
434
00:28:53,324 --> 00:28:55,618
[Bobby Grunting]
435
00:29:03,626 --> 00:29:04,794
Yes!
436
00:29:07,672 --> 00:29:11,301
- Time-out from the game.
- What's he calling time-out for?
437
00:29:11,384 --> 00:29:15,013
- Man, what are you doin'?
- Here, this is for you.
438
00:29:15,096 --> 00:29:17,015
Enjoy.
439
00:29:17,098 --> 00:29:20,685
- [Coach Beaulieu] Hey, Waterboy, you're fired!
- Stop it!
440
00:29:28,151 --> 00:29:30,069
Yes! Bobby!
441
00:29:31,863 --> 00:29:33,823
[Cheering]
442
00:29:33,865 --> 00:29:37,869
- Ooh-la-la. Yeah, man! Yeah!
- Yeah, yeah!
443
00:29:37,952 --> 00:29:40,872
- Slap hands!
- Whatever.
444
00:29:44,918 --> 00:29:47,462
Waterboy's killin' 'em.
445
00:29:47,545 --> 00:29:51,007
He's the best tackler
I've seen since Joe Montana.
446
00:29:51,049 --> 00:29:54,135
Joe Montana was a quarterback,
you idiot.
447
00:29:54,219 --> 00:29:56,304
I said, "Joe Mantegna."
448
00:29:56,346 --> 00:30:01,226
[Announcer] We're tied at seven with
30 seconds to go in the fourth quarter.
449
00:30:01,309 --> 00:30:04,938
Eagle cover two.
Eagle cover two. Ready?
450
00:30:07,065 --> 00:30:09,526
Best of luck to you
on-on-on the upcoming play.
451
00:30:09,609 --> 00:30:14,614
- I'll be playin' with your mama tonight.
- Sixty-two.
452
00:30:14,697 --> 00:30:18,159
- Move, 22, hut!
- [Announcer] Bernard drops back.
453
00:30:18,243 --> 00:30:21,538
- Looks like a screen pass.
- [Cheering]
454
00:30:21,621 --> 00:30:25,250
Sixty-two! Sixty-two!
There you are!
455
00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:27,252
- [Groaning]
- Thank you.
456
00:30:27,335 --> 00:30:30,255
[Announcer]
Number 62 is headed for the end zone.
457
00:30:30,338 --> 00:30:33,883
He's at the 40, the 30.
He's almost...
458
00:30:33,967 --> 00:30:37,011
Man! Touchdown!
Reds lead.
459
00:30:37,095 --> 00:30:39,264
[Bobby Grunting]
460
00:30:39,347 --> 00:30:41,808
Dropkick. Looks like Boucher
knocked him out cold.
461
00:30:41,891 --> 00:30:46,396
I love my mama very much.
Now you know that.
462
00:30:46,479 --> 00:30:49,399
- [Crying]
- [Crowd Moaning]
463
00:30:49,482 --> 00:30:53,778
The waterboy handed them the game.
What an idiot.
464
00:30:53,862 --> 00:30:56,030
Waterboy, you stink!
465
00:30:58,032 --> 00:31:01,828
Nice job, shithead.
You just lost us the game.
466
00:31:01,911 --> 00:31:05,957
I'm sorry. Would you please
still be my friend?
467
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,793
No! Get away from me.
468
00:31:08,877 --> 00:31:11,296
Okay.
469
00:31:16,175 --> 00:31:18,219
Excuse me?
May I help you?
470
00:31:19,596 --> 00:31:21,514
Hey, stud.
471
00:31:21,598 --> 00:31:25,476
Vicki Vallencourt, this is...
this is quite a pleasant surprise.
472
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:29,689
Yeah, well, I just got out of jail,
and I heard you were playin' football.
473
00:31:29,772 --> 00:31:33,776
Yes, well, I-I-I've...
474
00:31:33,818 --> 00:31:38,031
[Mumbling, Indistinct]
475
00:31:38,114 --> 00:31:39,574
[Bobby]
Yes.
476
00:31:39,657 --> 00:31:42,035
[Mumbling, Indistinct]
477
00:31:44,662 --> 00:31:47,582
So, let's say we go and get
somethin' to eat, catch up on things.
478
00:31:47,665 --> 00:31:49,626
Oh, uh...
479
00:31:49,667 --> 00:31:52,837
Mama's not a-a-a big fan
of restaurants...
480
00:31:52,921 --> 00:31:55,048
or of-of me going to one.
481
00:31:57,300 --> 00:31:59,928
But if-if you'd like,
sometimes,
482
00:32:00,011 --> 00:32:03,223
Mama, she, uh... she like to...
on a Sunday afternoon...
483
00:32:03,306 --> 00:32:07,977
There-There's a-a-a grill
with the charcoal b-biscuits.
484
00:32:08,019 --> 00:32:10,480
- You want me to come to a barbecue?
- Yes, that's it.
485
00:32:10,521 --> 00:32:13,274
[Chuckling]
Sounds great.
486
00:32:14,817 --> 00:32:18,696
And by the way, I hope you like
what I did to y'all lawn mower.
487
00:32:24,285 --> 00:32:26,204
[Steve Braying]
488
00:32:29,540 --> 00:32:32,377
You know that old hag that does
astrology on Good Morning America,
489
00:32:32,460 --> 00:32:34,379
she really ought
to pack it in.
490
00:32:34,462 --> 00:32:37,548
Listen what she said
for Sagittarius. She goes:
491
00:32:37,632 --> 00:32:40,301
"You're gonna be faced with
a difficult decision today."
492
00:32:40,385 --> 00:32:43,805
But the thing is-is-is, we're all faced
with difficult decisions every day.
493
00:32:43,888 --> 00:32:46,015
- That's like sayin' you're gonna eat today.
- Yeah, m-maybe...
494
00:32:46,057 --> 00:32:49,394
by leaving her predictions
vague and generalized,
495
00:32:49,477 --> 00:32:52,355
there's less of a chance of someone
findin' out she's a phony.
496
00:32:52,397 --> 00:32:54,941
Whatever, college boy.
497
00:32:55,024 --> 00:32:58,444
- Don't say college boy. Here comes Mama.
- Oh, okay.
498
00:33:01,406 --> 00:33:04,033
That looks nice, Mama.
499
00:33:04,075 --> 00:33:06,035
[Sighing]
500
00:33:06,077 --> 00:33:09,163
- Mmm, here you go, Vicki Vallencourt.
- Thank you.
501
00:33:09,247 --> 00:33:12,333
Mama, Vicki's
an astrologist.
502
00:33:12,417 --> 00:33:14,669
I don't believe in that sort
of thing, personally.
503
00:33:14,752 --> 00:33:17,005
Astronomy is one
of the many tools of the devil.
504
00:33:20,717 --> 00:33:23,720
You sure played great
yesterday, Bobby.
505
00:33:23,761 --> 00:33:27,640
- What did my boy play great?
- Uh, um...
506
00:33:27,724 --> 00:33:32,186
Waterboy. Yeah, waterboy.
He played... He played waterboy great.
507
00:33:32,270 --> 00:33:35,690
Everybody who was thirsty
got a drink right away...
508
00:33:35,773 --> 00:33:38,401
yesterday at the...
at the football game.
509
00:33:38,443 --> 00:33:42,071
Fool's ball! Bunch of overgrown
monsters manhandling each other.
510
00:33:42,155 --> 00:33:44,699
Remember when that man wanted you
to play fool's ball, Bobby?
511
00:33:44,782 --> 00:33:48,661
Yeah, l... He...
Roy Orbison...
512
00:33:48,745 --> 00:33:51,539
Coach Klein.
I-I-I remember.
513
00:33:51,622 --> 00:33:53,624
So, Bobby, did they ever catch
that gorilla...
514
00:33:53,708 --> 00:33:56,210
what escaped from the zoo
and punched you in the eye?
515
00:33:56,294 --> 00:34:00,715
No, Mama, he...
The-The search continues.
516
00:34:03,885 --> 00:34:08,473
What would you think if Bobby
did play football, Mrs. Boucher?
517
00:34:08,556 --> 00:34:11,309
Well, I wouldn't
think much of it at all.
518
00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:14,062
And to tell you the truth,
I don't think much of you...
519
00:34:14,145 --> 00:34:17,356
and all your snotty questions,
Miss Vallencourt.
520
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,651
I'm quite disturbed to see
that you're so interested in my boy.
521
00:34:20,735 --> 00:34:24,906
I'm very, very interested
in your boy, Mrs. Boucher.
522
00:34:24,989 --> 00:34:26,616
- Really?
- Mm.
523
00:34:26,657 --> 00:34:29,118
Well, did he tell you
about how much his feet smell?
524
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,871
- Mama.
- He has to wear two pair of socks.
525
00:34:31,954 --> 00:34:35,124
Well, men are supposed
to have stinky feet.
526
00:34:35,166 --> 00:34:37,251
Well, are men
supposed to wear pajamas...
527
00:34:37,335 --> 00:34:40,004
featuring a cartoon character
by the name of Deputy Dog?
528
00:34:40,088 --> 00:34:42,924
- Mama, please.
- Well, you know what?
529
00:34:43,007 --> 00:34:45,426
I happen to find
Deputy Dog to be...
530
00:34:45,510 --> 00:34:49,722
very, very sexy.
531
00:34:49,806 --> 00:34:52,517
Did he tell you about
a little bedtime problem?
532
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:56,604
- Mama, I'm beggin' you, don't.
- That's his sheet back there.
533
00:34:57,939 --> 00:35:01,275
If you'll excuse me, ladies,
I'm gonna go hang myself.
534
00:35:01,359 --> 00:35:04,237
- Now you see what you done?
- What I did?
535
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:07,573
Now you listen here, cupcake. The
"onliest" woman in my boy's life is me.
536
00:35:07,657 --> 00:35:11,828
Nobody's gonna take him away, especially
not some godless Jezebel like you.
537
00:35:11,869 --> 00:35:14,122
Oh, yeah, well your Bobby
is a grown man.
538
00:35:14,205 --> 00:35:17,875
And guess what? He can hang out
with whoever he wants!
539
00:35:17,959 --> 00:35:20,378
Oh, yes, he can.
Whoever he wants. 'Cept you!
540
00:35:20,461 --> 00:35:24,048
Bobby, that-that woman
is the devil.
541
00:35:24,132 --> 00:35:26,300
- I want you to stay away from her, you hear me?
- Yes, Mama.
542
00:35:26,384 --> 00:35:29,762
Now you come on inside before that
little ol' witch casts a spell on us!
543
00:35:33,724 --> 00:35:36,269
I'm sorry,
Vicki Vallencourt.
544
00:35:41,065 --> 00:35:42,984
Whatever.
545
00:35:43,067 --> 00:35:46,863
# If you want it, you got it
You feed it, you love it #
546
00:35:46,904 --> 00:35:50,283
# Say that you need it
You never... ##
547
00:35:52,577 --> 00:35:56,497
When we report on the S.C.L.S.U. Mud Dogs here on Sportscenter,
it's usually to add...
548
00:35:56,581 --> 00:36:00,251
another number to their amazing
losing streak, which now stands at 41.
549
00:36:00,334 --> 00:36:03,796
But now, Bobby Boucher
has given us another reason.
550
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,882
In the Mud Dog's latest loss
this past Saturday,
551
00:36:05,923 --> 00:36:08,926
the amazing 31-year-old freshman
set a new N.C.A.A. record...
552
00:36:09,010 --> 00:36:11,554
by sacking the quarterback
16 times,
553
00:36:11,596 --> 00:36:13,931
shattering the old record
of seven.
554
00:36:13,973 --> 00:36:17,268
And, oh, by the way, Bobby Boucher
is also the team's waterboy,
555
00:36:17,351 --> 00:36:19,604
which, of course,
begs the question:
556
00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:21,814
What exactly are they putting
in the water...
557
00:36:21,898 --> 00:36:24,817
down in Jackson's Bayou,
Louisiana?
558
00:36:24,901 --> 00:36:29,822
# There is a house
in New Orleans #
559
00:36:31,532 --> 00:36:35,578
# They call The Rising Sun ##
560
00:36:35,703 --> 00:36:38,873
[Announcer] We're deadlocked
at three with less than a minute to go.
561
00:36:38,956 --> 00:36:41,459
[Coach Klein]
We are one family with one dream.
562
00:36:41,542 --> 00:36:43,544
There are 40 of you
on this team, not just one.
563
00:36:43,628 --> 00:36:47,340
Bobby can't do this by himself. Now get
out there and make something happen!
564
00:36:47,423 --> 00:36:49,800
- All right, sacrifice your bodies. Go, go, go!
- [Players Cheering]
565
00:36:49,884 --> 00:36:54,222
Thank you. Bobby, you're gonna
have to do this by yourself...
566
00:36:54,305 --> 00:36:56,641
because there is nobody
on this team that's any good.
567
00:36:56,682 --> 00:36:59,477
Now look, I can't stand
losing anymore.
568
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,521
We've got to win one game. Can you
go out there and make something happen?
569
00:37:02,605 --> 00:37:04,357
- Visualize and attack.
- Yeah.
570
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,983
- Visualize and attack. Please!
- Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
571
00:37:06,067 --> 00:37:08,819
- Please!
- [Mumbling, Indistinct]
572
00:37:08,861 --> 00:37:12,198
[Announcer] Central Kentucky's down
to their third straight quarterback.
573
00:37:12,281 --> 00:37:14,784
Good news, folks.
First-string quarterback, Tommy Gardner,
574
00:37:14,825 --> 00:37:16,869
does not have a broken neck.
575
00:37:16,953 --> 00:37:20,581
Blue, 52!
Blue, 52! Hut!
576
00:37:20,665 --> 00:37:23,709
I forbid you to talk to
that enchantress. She's the devil!
577
00:37:23,793 --> 00:37:27,672
She's not the devil. She's the
most beautiful woman in the world.
578
00:37:27,755 --> 00:37:31,467
- I never said she was the devil.
- She's the most beautiful woman in the world.
579
00:37:31,509 --> 00:37:33,553
Oh, please, don't hurt me!
580
00:37:35,596 --> 00:37:38,599
Follow the...
Come on!
581
00:37:38,683 --> 00:37:40,643
You crazy man!
Okay, okay, okay!
582
00:37:40,685 --> 00:37:44,355
It's a safety!
They win, they win, they win!
583
00:37:44,438 --> 00:37:47,650
With the help of Boucher,
the losing streak is over!
584
00:37:47,692 --> 00:37:50,987
I'm so sorry, Mama.
Please, forgive me.
585
00:37:51,028 --> 00:37:54,365
I love you so much, Mama.
I love you.
586
00:37:54,490 --> 00:37:56,867
- I love you too.
- [Derek] We won!
587
00:37:56,951 --> 00:38:00,705
We won, baby! It's gonna be a big
party tonight, and you're going!
588
00:38:00,788 --> 00:38:04,125
- Me? Party?
- Yeah, baby!
589
00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:06,544
[Cheering]
590
00:38:06,627 --> 00:38:09,547
[Chanting]
Party! Party!
591
00:38:09,630 --> 00:38:13,050
# Let's groove tonight #
592
00:38:13,092 --> 00:38:17,179
# And share
the spots and light #
593
00:38:19,473 --> 00:38:22,184
Hey! Nice suit.
594
00:38:22,268 --> 00:38:24,645
Thank you.
It was my daddy's.
595
00:38:24,729 --> 00:38:30,192
Mama don't know I'm here,
but I took these outta the icebox: Louisiana frog cakes.
596
00:38:30,234 --> 00:38:32,361
Thanks.
597
00:38:32,403 --> 00:38:36,157
- Come on in.
- [Woman] Hey, Bobby Boucher!
598
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:38,909
Look who's here:
Sergeant Stutter.
599
00:38:38,993 --> 00:38:42,747
- Want a beer?
- I'll take a Scotch and water. Hold the Scotch.
600
00:38:42,830 --> 00:38:46,250
- You just make a joke, Bobby?
- Yes, I did.
601
00:38:46,334 --> 00:38:49,378
[Chuckling]
Good one.
602
00:38:49,420 --> 00:38:53,716
Now that you finally won a game, right,
you feel looser, the pressure is off,
603
00:38:53,758 --> 00:38:56,469
and that will lead
to a lot more victories.
604
00:38:56,552 --> 00:39:01,015
- Yeah, that and a waterboy getting 20 sacks a game.
- That too.
605
00:39:02,933 --> 00:39:05,102
- Professor!
- [Gasping]
606
00:39:05,186 --> 00:39:08,022
We still havin' that test on amphibians
and reptiles next Friday?
607
00:39:08,105 --> 00:39:13,027
Yes, sir. That is,
if it's all right with you.
608
00:39:13,110 --> 00:39:17,948
- Of course, it is.
- My best regards to your dear mama.
609
00:39:18,032 --> 00:39:20,868
[Woman]
Let's talk to the waterboy.
610
00:39:20,951 --> 00:39:23,120
You played amazing
at the game today, Bobby.
611
00:39:23,204 --> 00:39:27,208
And you are so cute.
Is there a girl you're seein'?
612
00:39:27,291 --> 00:39:32,296
Seein'? Uh, uh, I see
a lot of girls.
613
00:39:32,380 --> 00:39:34,632
I see a lot of guys too.
614
00:39:34,715 --> 00:39:37,218
I think that's sexy.
615
00:39:37,301 --> 00:39:39,804
You ever been with a guy and a girl
at the same time?
616
00:39:39,887 --> 00:39:41,806
Oh, yeah, plenty of times.
617
00:39:41,889 --> 00:39:45,434
The other night, I was with my mama
and Coach Klein at the same time.
618
00:39:47,186 --> 00:39:51,107
You are a bad boy.
I wish you were my boyfriend.
619
00:39:51,148 --> 00:39:55,695
Oh, thank you, but, see, there's
this girl, Vicki Vallencourt.
620
00:39:55,778 --> 00:39:57,905
She may be the devil.
Mama said that.
621
00:39:57,988 --> 00:40:01,075
Consequently, I am prohibited
from contact with her.
622
00:40:01,158 --> 00:40:05,496
But I hope to get past that
one day 'cause she's nice to talk to.
623
00:40:05,538 --> 00:40:10,126
[Mumbling, Indistinct]
624
00:40:12,962 --> 00:40:14,880
Oh, oh.
625
00:40:22,805 --> 00:40:25,182
## [Rap]
626
00:40:27,727 --> 00:40:30,771
# Take me and break me off Baby,
let me play the clothes and I'll take me off #
627
00:40:30,855 --> 00:40:32,940
# 'Cause I've been checkin' out
your style from across the stand #
628
00:40:33,023 --> 00:40:35,317
# And I'm much more than your waterboy
and average fan #
629
00:40:35,359 --> 00:40:37,820
# You ask me why
Perfect practice makes perfect game #
630
00:40:37,862 --> 00:40:41,115
## [Rap Continues]
631
00:40:45,703 --> 00:40:48,998
# Sit-ups and pull-ups
92 octane, premium, fill up #
632
00:40:49,039 --> 00:40:51,250
# I'm doin' my thing
for much more than the thing #
633
00:40:51,333 --> 00:40:53,002
# I'm doin' my thing
for much more than the thing #
634
00:40:53,043 --> 00:40:55,671
# I'm doin' my thing
for much more than the thing #
635
00:40:56,338 --> 00:40:57,715
# I'm doin' my thing
for much more than the thing #
636
00:40:57,757 --> 00:40:59,508
# I'm doin' my thing for
much more than the thing ##
637
00:40:59,550 --> 00:41:01,802
Yo, we have a very special
guest here today.
638
00:41:01,886 --> 00:41:06,682
Let's have a warm L.T. welcome
for Bobby Boucher. Come on, Bobby.
639
00:41:06,724 --> 00:41:09,059
- [Cheering]
- Thank you, Mr. Lawrence Taylor.
640
00:41:09,143 --> 00:41:12,855
Tell me, what is your secret?
How do you find yourself in the right position all the time?
641
00:41:12,938 --> 00:41:14,899
That-That-That's
a good question.
642
00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:18,903
What-What happens is, the-the-the
center has-has the ball first.
643
00:41:18,986 --> 00:41:21,030
And-And-And the quarterback
will say, "Hike."
644
00:41:21,113 --> 00:41:25,075
That's when the c-center puts the ball
in-into the hands of the quarterback.
645
00:41:25,117 --> 00:41:28,245
So what I do is,
I-I start tacklin' the quarterback,
646
00:41:28,329 --> 00:41:30,748
unless he give the ball
to-to s-somebody else,
647
00:41:30,790 --> 00:41:34,001
in which case,
I-I try to tackle that person.
648
00:41:35,753 --> 00:41:39,715
Hmm? Children, which brings me
to my next point:
649
00:41:39,757 --> 00:41:41,759
Don't smoke crack.
650
00:41:44,261 --> 00:41:46,096
- [Chattering]
- [Horn Honking]
651
00:41:51,477 --> 00:41:55,940
Vicki Vallencourt.
What you doin' here?
652
00:41:56,023 --> 00:41:58,734
Oh, nothin'.
I was just thinkin'...
653
00:41:58,776 --> 00:42:02,363
about stealin' L.T.'s Porsche
over there.
654
00:42:02,446 --> 00:42:06,784
But I suppose I ought to be movin' on
before I get you in trouble with your mama.
655
00:42:06,825 --> 00:42:11,747
Well, Mr. Coach Klein said that
what Mama don't know won't hurt her.
656
00:42:11,789 --> 00:42:16,627
So maybe we could
ride home together.
657
00:42:16,710 --> 00:42:20,548
- Really?
- If you'd like to.
658
00:42:20,631 --> 00:42:23,259
[Giggling]
Okay.
659
00:42:23,300 --> 00:42:26,554
[Man]
Who got the hooch?
660
00:42:28,472 --> 00:42:33,143
# Who got the hooch
Baby #
661
00:42:33,227 --> 00:42:38,274
# Who got the only
sweetest thing in the world #
662
00:42:38,315 --> 00:42:43,571
- # Who got the hooch, baby #
- [Snoring]
663
00:42:43,654 --> 00:42:48,617
# Who got the only
sweetest thing in the world #
664
00:42:48,701 --> 00:42:53,581
# Who got the love
Who got the freshy freshy #
665
00:42:53,664 --> 00:42:56,250
# Who got the only
sweetest thing #
666
00:42:56,333 --> 00:42:59,295
- # In the world ##
- [Braying]
667
00:43:02,673 --> 00:43:04,633
You can sit down,
if you'd like.
668
00:43:04,675 --> 00:43:07,344
[Braying Continues]
669
00:43:07,428 --> 00:43:10,097
Vicki Vallencourt,
I figured...
670
00:43:10,180 --> 00:43:14,018
'cause you're interested in astrology
and mystical stuff like that,
671
00:43:14,101 --> 00:43:16,520
you might appreciate this.
672
00:43:18,355 --> 00:43:21,692
That's water
from a glacier in Alaska.
673
00:43:21,775 --> 00:43:26,322
It-lt was blessed
by a-an Eskimo medicine man.
674
00:43:26,405 --> 00:43:32,161
- It's cold!
- Yes, it's always cold. That's why it's so special.
675
00:43:47,885 --> 00:43:50,971
That-That was...
That-That-That-That happened...
676
00:43:51,055 --> 00:43:55,351
That-That happened to be
my-my first time with-with lips...
677
00:43:55,392 --> 00:43:59,355
and-and-and-and-and
and-and-and-and-and the-the tongue.
678
00:43:59,396 --> 00:44:03,192
That was your tongue.
L... I believe it was...
679
00:44:03,233 --> 00:44:05,402
I never did that before.
680
00:44:05,486 --> 00:44:07,404
Well, if that was
your first kiss,
681
00:44:07,488 --> 00:44:11,533
then I bet it's the first time
you've seen a pair of these.
682
00:44:13,869 --> 00:44:17,623
Yes, yes, that is
a-another first for me,
683
00:44:17,706 --> 00:44:21,919
and I-I appreciate what-what-what
you're showin' me right now.
684
00:44:22,002 --> 00:44:24,755
[Snoring Continues]
685
00:44:24,838 --> 00:44:28,050
Vicki-Vicki Vallencourt,
I-I think Mama's up.
686
00:44:30,302 --> 00:44:33,681
[Mumbling]
Devil, devil, devil.
687
00:44:33,764 --> 00:44:36,517
You better get goin'.
688
00:44:38,268 --> 00:44:42,606
My God, Bobby, I mean, sometimes,
I just don't know why I bother with you.
689
00:44:42,690 --> 00:44:45,067
You ain't even a man.
690
00:44:48,445 --> 00:44:52,157
[Announcer] It looks like
the Cinderella S.C.L.S.U. Mud Dogs,
691
00:44:52,241 --> 00:44:54,493
led by linebacker
Bobby Boucher,
692
00:44:54,576 --> 00:44:58,288
are gonna fall one victory short
of that Bourbon Bowl bid.
693
00:44:58,372 --> 00:45:01,625
Iowa could win the game
by nailing this 20-yard field goal.
694
00:45:01,709 --> 00:45:04,461
Yeah, but the Mud Dogs have played
a sensational football game.
695
00:45:04,545 --> 00:45:06,338
Let's take a look at the way Boucher
entered the Hawkeyes' last drive.
696
00:45:06,338 --> 00:45:09,133
Let's take a look at the way Boucher
entered the Hawkeyes' last drive.
697
00:45:09,216 --> 00:45:12,678
Here we see Boucher
instantly penetratin' the pocket.
698
00:45:12,761 --> 00:45:14,888
[Grunting]
699
00:45:14,930 --> 00:45:18,434
There's a lot of pain
and shame in those eyes.
700
00:45:18,517 --> 00:45:20,269
Friends, it's all over.
701
00:45:20,352 --> 00:45:23,897
- [Man] My leg!
- Wow, that is a disturbing image.
702
00:45:23,939 --> 00:45:26,400
Difficult to watch, Chris.
[Exhales]
703
00:45:26,442 --> 00:45:29,278
Whoo! My God!
704
00:45:29,319 --> 00:45:33,699
Gonna kick some names
and take some ass!
705
00:45:33,782 --> 00:45:36,243
Bobby!
706
00:45:36,285 --> 00:45:39,621
Water sucks.
Gatorade is better.
707
00:45:39,705 --> 00:45:42,583
- What?
- Use it on the field.
708
00:45:42,624 --> 00:45:45,377
[Crowd Chanting]
Waterboy, Waterboy, Waterboy!
709
00:45:52,968 --> 00:45:57,723
Gatorade not only quenches your thirst
better, it tastes better too, idiot.
710
00:45:57,806 --> 00:46:00,851
You're-You're-You're drinkin'
the wrong water.
711
00:46:00,934 --> 00:46:04,897
- Gatorade.
- H2O.
712
00:46:04,980 --> 00:46:09,401
- Gatorade!
- H2O!
713
00:46:09,485 --> 00:46:13,906
# Water sucks, It really, really sucks
Water sucks #
714
00:46:13,989 --> 00:46:17,451
- # It really, really sucks ##
- Stop saying that. You don't mean that. You're bad people.
715
00:46:24,792 --> 00:46:28,045
[Bobby Whimpering]
716
00:46:36,094 --> 00:46:38,764
- [Cheering]
- [Announcer] And my friend, Chris,
717
00:46:38,847 --> 00:46:41,850
the Mud Dogs are goin'
to the Bourbon Bowl.
718
00:46:44,228 --> 00:46:47,314
With yesterday's come-from-behind
victory, the S.C.L.S.U. Mud Dogs...
719
00:46:47,397 --> 00:46:50,275
earned a New Year's Day date with Red
Beaulieu and the Louisiana Cougars...
720
00:46:50,359 --> 00:46:52,319
in the first annual
Bourbon Bowl.
721
00:46:52,361 --> 00:46:55,739
But not only has the waterboy
changed S.C.L.S.U.'s fortunes,
722
00:46:55,823 --> 00:46:58,325
he's got other teams looking
around the sidelines for talent.
723
00:46:58,367 --> 00:47:01,829
In fact, yesterday, Michigan,
devastated by injury,
724
00:47:01,870 --> 00:47:04,498
experimented with their towel boy
at wide receiver.
725
00:47:04,540 --> 00:47:09,378
- [Groaning]
- But the towel boy ran into a laundry list of problems.
726
00:47:10,129 --> 00:47:13,382
[Cheering]
727
00:47:31,233 --> 00:47:34,361
You know, when I see
so many of you here tonight,
728
00:47:34,403 --> 00:47:39,658
it reminds me just about how special
this season really was.
729
00:47:39,741 --> 00:47:41,910
Not just for the team.
730
00:47:41,994 --> 00:47:44,413
Not just for the students.
731
00:47:44,496 --> 00:47:47,416
But for each and every
one of you...
732
00:47:47,499 --> 00:47:51,253
in our small corner
of Louisiana!
733
00:47:51,336 --> 00:47:55,215
- [Cheering]
- You can do it!
734
00:47:55,257 --> 00:47:59,428
Oh, yes, we can,
and, yes, we will.
735
00:47:59,511 --> 00:48:01,388
Because we've got...
736
00:48:01,430 --> 00:48:05,893
a young man who has been
so vital to our success.
737
00:48:05,934 --> 00:48:08,979
A wonderful student-athlete.
738
00:48:10,689 --> 00:48:13,650
And a wonderful friend.
739
00:48:13,734 --> 00:48:16,695
Ladies and gentlemen,
Bobby Boucher!
740
00:48:16,778 --> 00:48:18,822
## [Band]
741
00:48:22,284 --> 00:48:26,914
- [Together] Waterboy, number one!
- You can do it!
742
00:48:33,253 --> 00:48:35,422
Thank you so much...
743
00:48:35,464 --> 00:48:37,507
for bein' my friends.
744
00:48:37,591 --> 00:48:41,762
- [Crowd Cheering]
- You can do it!
745
00:48:41,803 --> 00:48:45,265
I'd also like to take
this opportunity...
746
00:48:45,307 --> 00:48:48,352
to tell you that my mama
don't know how I play football,
747
00:48:48,435 --> 00:48:53,190
so if-if you could not tell my mama I-I play football,
that would be for the best.
748
00:48:53,273 --> 00:48:56,068
[Cheering]
749
00:48:56,151 --> 00:48:58,111
## [Band Resumes]
750
00:49:00,739 --> 00:49:03,408
[Horn Honking]
751
00:49:11,792 --> 00:49:16,546
We must be a little lost. We're tryin'
to get to the Bourbon Bowl.
752
00:49:16,630 --> 00:49:19,800
Looks like we ended up
in Retardville, U.S.A.
753
00:49:22,970 --> 00:49:27,140
Hey, Waterboy, you fixin'
to tackle all of us?
754
00:49:28,850 --> 00:49:32,813
- Kick his water-lovin' ass, Greg.
- I asked you a question, dumb ass.
755
00:49:34,022 --> 00:49:38,443
You even exhale,
and I will saw your head off.
756
00:49:38,527 --> 00:49:41,738
You can do it!
Cut his fucking head off!
757
00:49:43,490 --> 00:49:47,160
Hold it, hold it. Just a minute.
Now what is the problem here, honey?
758
00:49:47,202 --> 00:49:50,706
I mean, whatever it is,
we don't want this to get physical.
759
00:49:50,789 --> 00:49:52,708
Right, Klein?
760
00:49:52,791 --> 00:49:55,460
[Vicki] Yeah, well, your team actin'
like a bunch of shitheads.
761
00:49:55,544 --> 00:50:00,882
This is not how ambassadors for the
University of Louisiana are supposed to act.
762
00:50:00,966 --> 00:50:05,679
So now you just get back on the bus.
[Chuckling]
763
00:50:05,721 --> 00:50:10,100
However,
assault with a deadly weapon,
764
00:50:10,183 --> 00:50:12,602
very, very serious offense.
765
00:50:12,686 --> 00:50:17,024
Officer, get her
little country ass outta here.
766
00:50:17,065 --> 00:50:19,901
- [Crowd Murmuring]
- Thank you, Vicki.
767
00:50:19,985 --> 00:50:22,738
Let's go.
768
00:50:22,821 --> 00:50:27,701
Ah! It's the waterboy!
769
00:50:27,743 --> 00:50:29,703
I got something for you.
770
00:50:29,745 --> 00:50:34,541
This is his transcript from
South Lafayette High School...
771
00:50:34,583 --> 00:50:36,835
in Cherokee Plains,
Louisiana.
772
00:50:36,918 --> 00:50:39,296
Now the problem with that...
773
00:50:39,379 --> 00:50:44,426
is there ain't no South Lafayette High
School in Cherokee Plains, Louisiana.
774
00:50:44,509 --> 00:50:48,764
- So obviously, this is a fake!
- [Crowd Gasping]
775
00:50:48,847 --> 00:50:52,893
However, this is not a fake.
776
00:50:52,976 --> 00:50:55,645
This is from the N.C.A.A.
777
00:50:55,729 --> 00:50:58,315
They don't think you ought
to play football no more.
778
00:50:59,900 --> 00:51:02,527
So allow me to say this to you
one more time:
779
00:51:02,611 --> 00:51:04,529
You're fired.
780
00:51:04,613 --> 00:51:07,657
Oh, no!
We suck again!
781
00:51:07,741 --> 00:51:11,244
Ever see a championship ring?
782
00:51:11,328 --> 00:51:14,831
- Don't be messin' with the champ. Come on, Laski.
- You didn't go to high school?
783
00:51:14,915 --> 00:51:18,210
I was home schooled.
I-I didn't know I needed...
784
00:51:18,293 --> 00:51:22,714
- Forged a fake transcript.
- No, no, I-I-I didn't.
785
00:51:22,798 --> 00:51:25,509
- The waterboy's a cheater. Cut his head off.
- [Crowd Agreeing]
786
00:51:25,592 --> 00:51:29,429
Listen, everybody!
This don't change nothin'!
787
00:51:29,471 --> 00:51:32,682
We played as a team,
we won as a team.
788
00:51:32,766 --> 00:51:34,935
And just because
the waterboy's a cheater,
789
00:51:34,976 --> 00:51:37,813
don't change the fact
that the real Mud Dogs...
790
00:51:37,896 --> 00:51:40,398
are gonna kick
some Cougar ass.
791
00:51:40,482 --> 00:51:42,776
Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs!
792
00:51:42,818 --> 00:51:47,531
[Together] Mud Dogs!
Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs!
793
00:51:47,614 --> 00:51:51,618
Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs!
Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs!
794
00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:55,539
Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs!
Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs!
795
00:51:55,622 --> 00:51:57,582
- That's the way!
- [Cheering]
796
00:52:04,214 --> 00:52:06,716
Sorry, Bobby.
797
00:52:08,802 --> 00:52:13,473
# Oh, what a lonely boy #
798
00:52:13,557 --> 00:52:17,144
Believe me,
I-I understand.
799
00:52:17,185 --> 00:52:19,729
Yeah, and you're
deeply appreciated, Mr. Dodd.
800
00:52:19,813 --> 00:52:23,316
Thank you so much.
Bye-bye.
801
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,694
Good news, Bobby.
802
00:52:25,735 --> 00:52:29,197
- The N.C.A.A. is gonna allow you to play in the Bourbon Bowl.
- Yes.
803
00:52:29,281 --> 00:52:31,533
You just have to pass the high school
equivalency test.
804
00:52:31,616 --> 00:52:34,953
It's not the test, Coach.
805
00:52:35,036 --> 00:52:38,331
Everybody hates me.
806
00:52:38,373 --> 00:52:42,002
That's not true.
807
00:52:42,085 --> 00:52:45,297
One man said he wanted
to decapitate me.
808
00:52:45,380 --> 00:52:49,217
Nobody else thought that
to be too bad of an idea.
809
00:52:52,053 --> 00:52:54,389
Somebody made me
look like a-a-a cheater.
810
00:52:54,472 --> 00:52:58,059
I did it. I did it. I did it!
I did it! I did it!
811
00:52:58,143 --> 00:53:02,022
- It was me.
- Why?
812
00:53:05,567 --> 00:53:10,572
Because I wanted you to play.
Because you were my way out, Bobby.
813
00:53:10,655 --> 00:53:13,825
'Cause it was the only way
to get you in.
814
00:53:13,909 --> 00:53:16,494
I am so sorry.
815
00:53:16,578 --> 00:53:19,414
Why didn't you s-stick up for me
down by the river?
816
00:53:22,459 --> 00:53:26,379
The truth is, I fled.
817
00:53:26,421 --> 00:53:29,132
I came into my office,
I went under my desk, I cried.
818
00:53:29,216 --> 00:53:32,677
I cried. I cried
like a ten-year-old girl!
819
00:53:32,761 --> 00:53:34,888
[Groaning]
820
00:53:39,851 --> 00:53:41,895
Red and I have a history.
821
00:53:41,937 --> 00:53:44,189
Twenty years ago,
we were assistants to Coach Cavanaugh...
822
00:53:44,272 --> 00:53:47,692
at the University
of Louisiana.
823
00:53:47,776 --> 00:53:51,321
Red ran the practices,
and I used to come up with the plays.
824
00:53:52,739 --> 00:53:54,866
Oh, boy, was I good.
825
00:53:56,618 --> 00:54:01,373
I would write these foolproof plays
in my little green notebook that I had.
826
00:54:01,456 --> 00:54:04,584
- The opposition didn't even know what hit 'em.
- [Door Knocking]
827
00:54:04,626 --> 00:54:06,586
And when Coach Cavanaugh
was going to retire,
828
00:54:06,628 --> 00:54:10,131
me and Red, we just knew that one of us
was gonna be his successor.
829
00:54:10,215 --> 00:54:13,385
## [Disco]
830
00:54:13,468 --> 00:54:15,887
- Hey, Red.
- How ya doin'?
831
00:54:17,806 --> 00:54:20,058
Come by to wish me luck?
832
00:54:20,141 --> 00:54:25,730
Well, not exactly, no, no.
Actually, I come by to get you to do ol' Red a little favor.
833
00:54:25,814 --> 00:54:27,983
Sure. What's up?
834
00:54:28,066 --> 00:54:32,070
Well, you know that green notebook you
use to write all them football plays in?
835
00:54:32,153 --> 00:54:36,408
Well, I need to show Cavanaugh that
I can come up with some good play ideas.
836
00:54:36,491 --> 00:54:39,411
But you didn't come up
with them.
837
00:54:39,494 --> 00:54:42,831
They're my plays.
I need them.
838
00:54:42,872 --> 00:54:48,461
Klein, I'm gonna have
this book one way or another,
839
00:54:48,503 --> 00:54:51,464
so you might as well let the damn
thing go, 'cause if you don't,
840
00:54:51,506 --> 00:54:54,342
it's gonna get awfully,
awfully physical around here.
841
00:54:54,384 --> 00:54:57,971
And I don't think
you want that, do you? Huh?
842
00:54:59,389 --> 00:55:01,850
[Cackling]
843
00:55:01,891 --> 00:55:06,187
Of course, Red got the job.
Next day, fired me.
844
00:55:06,271 --> 00:55:08,481
Once he had my notebook,
he didn't need me anymore.
845
00:55:10,817 --> 00:55:12,736
I didn't take it very well.
846
00:55:12,819 --> 00:55:16,489
No, Grandma,
I didn't get it.
847
00:55:16,531 --> 00:55:18,908
I can't believe it myself.
848
00:55:18,992 --> 00:55:23,788
I know.
I'm so numb.
849
00:55:23,872 --> 00:55:26,374
I just hate him,
I hate him, I hate him.
850
00:55:28,209 --> 00:55:30,795
That is a terrible story, Coach.
851
00:55:30,879 --> 00:55:34,215
- But why-why don't you just come up with some new plays?
- I tried.
852
00:55:34,257 --> 00:55:36,217
- I can't.
- Yes.
853
00:55:36,259 --> 00:55:41,556
I guess I have a mental block, you know,
ever since Red took my playbook and my manhood.
854
00:55:41,598 --> 00:55:45,185
I knew what he was gonna do!
855
00:55:45,268 --> 00:55:48,229
And I just didn't fight back.
856
00:55:48,271 --> 00:55:52,067
Well, you're gonna show him
that you're a man on Saturday.
857
00:55:53,943 --> 00:55:55,904
And I'm gonna show everybody
that I'm not a dummy.
858
00:55:55,945 --> 00:55:59,199
I'm gonna go study.
859
00:56:03,953 --> 00:56:08,416
Mama, maybe you could stop brushin'
my hair so I can read.
860
00:56:08,458 --> 00:56:10,669
Read?
861
00:56:10,752 --> 00:56:13,797
You don't have to read.
862
00:56:15,924 --> 00:56:19,636
- What you readin' for?
- 'Cause I enjoys it, Mama.
863
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:23,264
Don't look like to me you enjoys it,
sittin' there all grouchy.
864
00:56:23,348 --> 00:56:27,894
Mama, I gotta read this book and six other books tonight,
or else I can't play foot...
865
00:56:31,940 --> 00:56:33,900
ball.
866
00:56:33,942 --> 00:56:38,154
Fool's ball? You playin'
the fool's ball behind my back?
867
00:56:38,238 --> 00:56:40,824
The only reason I'm doin' this
so, so I can go to school.
868
00:56:40,907 --> 00:56:45,453
School? You goin' to school?
[Screams]
869
00:56:45,537 --> 00:56:47,997
- [Steve Braying]
- Sorry, Mama. I wanted to tell you.
870
00:56:48,081 --> 00:56:52,502
You off gallivantin' with your fancy
fool's ball friends at school,
871
00:56:52,585 --> 00:56:57,340
while I'm sittin' here all day with nobody to keep me company,
except Steve?
872
00:56:59,634 --> 00:57:01,928
The chickens are comin' home
to roost, Bobby Boucher.
873
00:57:01,970 --> 00:57:05,640
You reap the fruit
of your selfish ways.
874
00:57:05,724 --> 00:57:07,934
You're gonna lose all your
fancy fool's ball games...
875
00:57:08,017 --> 00:57:11,187
and you're gonna fail your big exam,
because school is...
876
00:57:11,271 --> 00:57:13,189
- The devil?
- [Gasps]
877
00:57:13,273 --> 00:57:16,484
Everything is the devil
to you, Mama!
878
00:57:16,568 --> 00:57:20,488
Well, I like school,
and I like football!
879
00:57:20,530 --> 00:57:24,117
And I'm gonna keep doin' them both
because they make me feel good!
880
00:57:25,577 --> 00:57:28,246
And by the way, Mama,
alligators are ornery...
881
00:57:28,329 --> 00:57:30,915
because of their
medulla oblongata!
882
00:57:36,838 --> 00:57:39,841
And I like Vicki,
and she likes me back!
883
00:57:39,924 --> 00:57:42,469
And she showed me her boobies,
and I liked them too!
884
00:57:56,274 --> 00:58:00,778
The Louisiana High School
Equivalency Examination...
885
00:58:00,862 --> 00:58:04,199
consists of 300
multiple choice questions.
886
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:07,911
You have three hours.
Good luck to you, sir.
887
00:58:17,128 --> 00:58:20,048
[Knocking On Window]
888
00:58:23,510 --> 00:58:26,513
# Well, I was born
in a small town #
889
00:58:26,596 --> 00:58:30,183
# And I live
in a small town #
890
00:58:31,559 --> 00:58:34,395
# If I could die
in a small town #
891
00:58:34,479 --> 00:58:39,526
# Or the small communities #
892
00:58:39,567 --> 00:58:42,195
Ben Franklin.
893
00:58:44,197 --> 00:58:47,075
Mama, when did Ben Franklin
invent electricity?
894
00:58:47,116 --> 00:58:50,787
That's nonsense!
I invented electricity.
895
00:58:50,870 --> 00:58:53,540
Ben Franklin is the devil!
896
00:59:04,384 --> 00:59:07,011
I can't believe
you got a 97!
897
00:59:07,095 --> 00:59:09,347
I-I-I can't believe
that I-I-I told Mama...
898
00:59:09,389 --> 00:59:11,516
that I got feelings for you.
899
00:59:11,599 --> 00:59:15,395
Well, welcome to your manhood,
Bobby Boucher.
900
00:59:15,436 --> 00:59:18,398
When we get a little more time,
I'll welcome you properly.
901
00:59:18,439 --> 00:59:20,858
Yes, once again, I'm not quite sure
what that means, but...
902
00:59:20,900 --> 00:59:22,860
- [Siren Wailing]
- You know, we should get goin'.
903
00:59:22,902 --> 00:59:24,863
I told the coach that
I'd drive to the game with him.
904
00:59:24,904 --> 00:59:28,241
[Tires Screeching]
905
00:59:28,283 --> 00:59:31,369
I was with you from two to four
last night. You-You tell them.
906
00:59:31,411 --> 00:59:33,371
- [Brakes Screech]
- [Car Door Opens]
907
00:59:33,454 --> 00:59:38,543
Bobby, your mama got sick this mornin'.
She's in the hospital.
908
00:59:41,045 --> 00:59:43,339
Mama, what have I done?
909
00:59:43,423 --> 00:59:45,341
I'm so sorry, Mama.
910
00:59:48,761 --> 00:59:53,433
Doctors say... they can't figure out
what's wrong with her.
911
00:59:53,516 --> 00:59:55,685
But I know what's wrong.
912
00:59:55,768 --> 00:59:57,979
She got a broken heart
because of me.
913
00:59:58,062 --> 01:00:00,148
Bobby, that's ridiculous.
914
01:00:00,231 --> 01:00:04,944
Everybody else in this town
turn on me at the drop of a hat.
915
01:00:04,986 --> 01:00:08,489
Mama is the only one who really cares
if I live or die.
916
01:00:08,573 --> 01:00:11,034
She my whole world.
917
01:00:12,577 --> 01:00:15,330
Will you just
leave us alone?
918
01:00:15,413 --> 01:00:18,791
She'll be fine, Bobby.
We better get going.
919
01:00:18,875 --> 01:00:21,419
God knows what the team is doing
with just Farmer Fran watching them.
920
01:00:21,461 --> 01:00:25,089
- [Shouting, Indistinct]
- ## [Rock]
921
01:00:31,804 --> 01:00:33,848
[Woman On P.A.,
Indistinct]
922
01:00:41,981 --> 01:00:45,401
# Everybody parties
on the New Year's Eve #
923
01:00:45,485 --> 01:00:48,237
- You really made it look like home.
- # Waiting for the countdown #
924
01:00:48,321 --> 01:00:51,699
# Make a lot of promises
they never keep #
925
01:00:51,783 --> 01:00:55,286
# Party with the lights on #
926
01:00:55,370 --> 01:00:58,289
- How's that, Steve?
- [Brays]
927
01:00:58,331 --> 01:01:01,959
# Holding a glass
of champagne #
928
01:01:02,043 --> 01:01:05,421
- # Everyone having fun #
- [Steve Braying]
929
01:01:05,505 --> 01:01:08,591
# Trying to get out
of the rain #
930
01:01:08,675 --> 01:01:12,595
# Everybody parties
on the New Year's Eve #
931
01:01:12,679 --> 01:01:15,264
# Party with the lights on #
932
01:01:15,348 --> 01:01:18,893
Take a look. The crowd has
never been bigger. You know why?
933
01:01:18,977 --> 01:01:21,479
- Look who's on the television, Mama.
- [TV Continues]
934
01:01:21,521 --> 01:01:23,481
The devil.
935
01:01:23,523 --> 01:01:25,483
500,000 intimate...
936
01:01:25,525 --> 01:01:28,486
# Party on New Year's Eve #
937
01:01:28,528 --> 01:01:31,781
- # Tell me what to see #
- [No Audio]
938
01:01:31,864 --> 01:01:35,034
# The peak of
the holiday season #
939
01:01:35,118 --> 01:01:38,538
- # Everything's all right with me #
- Who there? Who there?
940
01:01:38,579 --> 01:01:41,416
# Bringing in a new year ##
941
01:01:51,676 --> 01:01:54,929
[Crowd]
Three, two, one!
942
01:01:55,012 --> 01:01:57,890
- Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year, Mama.
943
01:02:00,059 --> 01:02:04,647
- ## ["Auld Lang Syne"]
- My resolution is to never hurt you again.
944
01:02:04,731 --> 01:02:08,568
[Snoring]
945
01:02:08,693 --> 01:02:15,533
# Should auld acquaintance
be forgot #
946
01:02:15,575 --> 01:02:20,705
- # And days of auld lang syne ##
- [Crowd Chanting] Waterboy! Waterboy!
947
01:02:20,788 --> 01:02:24,584
Waterboy! Waterboy!
948
01:02:24,667 --> 01:02:26,627
[Cheering]
949
01:02:47,774 --> 01:02:51,694
Bobby Boucher, all these folks
are here tonight...
950
01:02:51,778 --> 01:02:53,905
to tell you that
they're sorry...
951
01:02:53,946 --> 01:02:56,032
that they're sorry
for not supportin' you...
952
01:02:56,115 --> 01:02:58,576
when it meant the most.
953
01:02:58,618 --> 01:03:02,580
But you do have friends,
and one of 'em wants to say somethin'.
954
01:03:02,663 --> 01:03:04,624
Come on.
955
01:03:07,502 --> 01:03:11,506
I am not what you
would call a handsome man.
956
01:03:13,132 --> 01:03:16,511
The good Lord chose not
to bless me with...
957
01:03:16,594 --> 01:03:22,266
with charm, athletic ability
or a fully functional brain.
958
01:03:23,643 --> 01:03:27,772
You see,
you're an inspiration...
959
01:03:27,855 --> 01:03:31,400
to all of us who,
who weren't born handsome...
960
01:03:31,484 --> 01:03:36,906
and charming
and cool and...
961
01:03:36,989 --> 01:03:40,076
[Sobbing]
962
01:03:41,327 --> 01:03:43,287
- I can't! I can't!
- It's okay.
963
01:03:43,329 --> 01:03:47,875
Bobby, if your mama
could only hear us right now,
964
01:03:47,959 --> 01:03:50,461
we would tell her...
965
01:03:50,503 --> 01:03:53,548
what a fine boy she raised,
966
01:03:53,631 --> 01:03:57,134
and how much your playing football
means to this town.
967
01:03:58,427 --> 01:04:01,764
But she can't hear you,
'cause she's unconscious.
968
01:04:03,432 --> 01:04:06,435
I'm sorry
to disappoint you all,
969
01:04:06,519 --> 01:04:09,146
but please keep
your voices down...
970
01:04:09,230 --> 01:04:11,858
so my mama
can get her rest.
971
01:04:16,863 --> 01:04:18,906
[All Groaning]
972
01:04:20,449 --> 01:04:24,370
Well, wake her ass up!
We gotta win tomorrow!
973
01:04:39,302 --> 01:04:42,096
[Woman On P.A.,
Indistinct]
974
01:04:46,100 --> 01:04:50,479
Mama! Thank God, you're okay.
I'm so sorry.
975
01:04:50,563 --> 01:04:53,024
I was so bad, Mama.
You were right about everything.
976
01:04:53,065 --> 01:04:55,359
- I've been a real knucklehead.
- Oh, hush, baby.
977
01:04:55,401 --> 01:04:58,821
You should've seen this
a long time ago.
978
01:04:58,905 --> 01:05:00,823
Oh, my word!
979
01:05:00,907 --> 01:05:03,618
- Is that my daddy?
- No, no.
980
01:05:03,701 --> 01:05:06,829
That's a guy I dated
before I met your father.
981
01:05:06,913 --> 01:05:09,665
Oh, you could iron
a shirt on his stomach.
982
01:05:09,749 --> 01:05:13,377
Well, that was lust, not love.
Turn the page.
983
01:05:16,797 --> 01:05:18,841
There's your daddy.
984
01:05:18,925 --> 01:05:21,344
- So handsome.
- Oh.
985
01:05:21,427 --> 01:05:23,346
Read on.
986
01:05:25,556 --> 01:05:28,059
"Dear Helen."
Who's Helen?
987
01:05:30,102 --> 01:05:32,063
That's my first name, Bobby.
988
01:05:32,104 --> 01:05:34,732
Ohh!
989
01:05:36,442 --> 01:05:38,819
"I have arrived here
in New Orleans.
990
01:05:38,903 --> 01:05:41,948
"It is even more beautiful
than in the picture books.
991
01:05:42,031 --> 01:05:44,742
"I'm sure I'll have
no problem finding work,
992
01:05:44,825 --> 01:05:48,955
"so you can expect my next letter
to contain lots of money.
993
01:05:49,038 --> 01:05:51,082
Your loving husband, Robert."
994
01:05:51,165 --> 01:05:53,125
That's nice, Mama.
995
01:05:53,167 --> 01:05:57,546
"Dear Helen."
That's you.
996
01:05:57,630 --> 01:06:00,841
"I found a job
as a lemonade vendor,
997
01:06:00,925 --> 01:06:03,010
"but sorry,
no money yet.
998
01:06:03,094 --> 01:06:05,721
"New Orleans is
an expensive city.
999
01:06:05,805 --> 01:06:09,600
"Expensive, but fun.
Hope all is well.
1000
01:06:09,725 --> 01:06:12,311
Robert."
1001
01:06:12,395 --> 01:06:14,897
"To Whom It May Concern:
1002
01:06:14,981 --> 01:06:17,817
"This will be my last letter.
1003
01:06:17,900 --> 01:06:21,570
"We have grown apart
over these last six weeks.
1004
01:06:21,612 --> 01:06:25,533
"I now have
two loves in my life:
1005
01:06:25,616 --> 01:06:30,079
"big-city livin' and
a voodoo woman named Phyllis.
1006
01:06:30,162 --> 01:06:33,124
Ciao, Roberto."
1007
01:06:33,207 --> 01:06:36,502
He changed his name
to Roberto.
1008
01:06:36,585 --> 01:06:39,213
I guess he thought
it was more exotic.
1009
01:06:39,296 --> 01:06:42,258
But Mama says that...
I mean, you say that...
1010
01:06:42,341 --> 01:06:46,637
Bobby, your daddy didn't
go into no Peace Corps.
1011
01:06:48,305 --> 01:06:50,391
He deserted us, baby.
1012
01:06:52,309 --> 01:06:54,228
No, no, Mama.
You-You...
1013
01:06:54,311 --> 01:06:57,023
You shouldn't be dredgin' up these
painful memories in your condition.
1014
01:06:57,106 --> 01:06:59,984
Oh, hush. Your mama's
as healthy as an ox,
1015
01:07:00,067 --> 01:07:02,486
and as dumb as one to boot.
1016
01:07:02,528 --> 01:07:04,989
I was so scared
you'd abandon me too.
1017
01:07:05,072 --> 01:07:10,369
And I made you abandon
all those people who depend on ya.
1018
01:07:10,453 --> 01:07:13,247
I hid you away from the world,
Bobby Boucher.
1019
01:07:13,331 --> 01:07:16,709
But I can't hog you
to myself no more,
1020
01:07:16,792 --> 01:07:20,087
because everyone's seen
how wonderful you are.
1021
01:07:21,589 --> 01:07:25,009
- Oh, Mama!
- Now.
1022
01:07:28,471 --> 01:07:31,599
You go play fool's ball
with your friends.
1023
01:07:31,724 --> 01:07:34,685
[Man] Welcome to ABC's coverage
of the Bourbon Bowl.
1024
01:07:34,769 --> 01:07:38,230
Good afternoon, everybody. I'm Brent Musburger,
along with my colleague, Dan Fouts.
1025
01:07:38,314 --> 01:07:42,068
And the big story here, Dan, is a game
that's lost some of its luster...
1026
01:07:42,151 --> 01:07:45,821
without its star player,
the waterboy Bobby Boucher.
1027
01:07:45,905 --> 01:07:48,699
You know, Red's got a couple
of solid early rounders out there.
1028
01:07:48,783 --> 01:07:52,411
I know, but I really wanted to scout
that waterboy. Reminds me of Greg Lloyd.
1029
01:07:52,495 --> 01:07:54,914
- Naw. "Hack" Thomas.
- Whatever.
1030
01:07:54,997 --> 01:07:56,916
- Is she ready?
- [Clattering]
1031
01:07:56,999 --> 01:07:59,752
Oh, yeah.
She's more than ready.
1032
01:07:59,835 --> 01:08:03,839
Come on, Bobby!
You'll miss the boat!
1033
01:08:07,676 --> 01:08:09,595
Let's go, ladies.
1034
01:08:12,807 --> 01:08:15,226
[Whistle Blowing]
1035
01:08:15,267 --> 01:08:17,269
[Musburger]
We are underway!
1036
01:08:17,353 --> 01:08:19,897
The opening kickoff
is a beauty!
1037
01:08:22,900 --> 01:08:25,611
Holdsworth is gonna bring it out
from nine yards deep.
1038
01:08:25,694 --> 01:08:27,321
- Come on.
- [Grunting]
1039
01:08:27,405 --> 01:08:29,657
- Yeah!
- [Grunting, Groaning]
1040
01:08:29,740 --> 01:08:34,203
Dan, they're showing no respect
for this team without Boucher.
1041
01:08:34,286 --> 01:08:37,623
[Fouts] Good reason, Brent.
109 yards untouched.
1042
01:08:37,706 --> 01:08:40,334
- [Cheering]
- Touchdown, Cougars! They strike first.
1043
01:08:42,086 --> 01:08:44,505
[Yelling, Shouting]
1044
01:08:47,425 --> 01:08:49,510
- [Whistle Blowing]
- Time running down in the first quarter.
1045
01:08:49,593 --> 01:08:51,846
Cougars lead is 17-0.
1046
01:08:53,722 --> 01:08:55,724
Set!
1047
01:08:55,808 --> 01:08:57,768
Three! Thirty-three!
1048
01:08:57,810 --> 01:09:01,480
- [Growling]
- Three! Thirty-three! Hut!
1049
01:09:03,691 --> 01:09:06,152
Dan, that quarterback can't even
get the ball off before he's hit.
1050
01:09:06,235 --> 01:09:08,445
It's as if they're in
the offensive huddle with him.
1051
01:09:08,529 --> 01:09:12,449
- [Laughing]
- [Muttering]
1052
01:09:12,491 --> 01:09:14,910
Are you gonna finish
that hot dog, Jimmy?
1053
01:09:14,952 --> 01:09:17,288
Ugh! Now I'm not.
1054
01:09:17,329 --> 01:09:20,332
[Bobby] Mama, you think
we'll make it on time?
1055
01:09:20,416 --> 01:09:24,295
Hang on! I'll show you what
A.J. Foyt taught me.
1056
01:09:28,299 --> 01:09:31,093
[Musburger] That's the end of
the half. The Cougars are dominating.
1057
01:09:31,135 --> 01:09:35,097
Let's hope the Mud Dogs
can make some adjustments.
1058
01:09:35,139 --> 01:09:37,099
- Well, they better, 'cause they suck.
- Mm-hmm.
1059
01:09:43,022 --> 01:09:45,274
Anybody got an idea?
1060
01:09:49,361 --> 01:09:51,322
Hey.
1061
01:09:53,073 --> 01:09:57,328
- Remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake?
- [Chuckling]
1062
01:09:57,369 --> 01:09:59,788
Yeah, that was pretty funny.
1063
01:09:59,830 --> 01:10:02,249
How about the time he tackled
the guy from Louisville...
1064
01:10:02,333 --> 01:10:05,169
- and threw him into the stands?
- [All Laughing]
1065
01:10:06,879 --> 01:10:11,675
Y'all remember when he intercepted
the ball and his pants fell off?
1066
01:10:11,759 --> 01:10:15,137
And then he ran for
the touchdown, bare-assed.
1067
01:10:17,223 --> 01:10:21,519
Remember the time Bobby...
[Mumbling Incoherently]
1068
01:10:27,191 --> 01:10:30,945
Remember when Bobby Boucher showed up at
halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl?
1069
01:10:31,028 --> 01:10:33,697
[Cheering, Shouting]
1070
01:10:37,535 --> 01:10:42,164
Hey, sorry about givin' you
so much shit this year.
1071
01:10:42,248 --> 01:10:44,542
You're the heart and soul
of this team, Bobby.
1072
01:10:44,583 --> 01:10:47,336
Ain't one of us could've
passed that test.
1073
01:10:47,378 --> 01:10:51,215
Thank you all so much
for being my friends.
1074
01:10:51,257 --> 01:10:54,718
Well, let's wait till later to hold hands and kiss.
We got a Bowl game to win.
1075
01:10:54,802 --> 01:10:56,595
- Right?
- [All Together] Yeah!
1076
01:10:56,679 --> 01:10:59,098
- Two, three!
- [All] Mud Dogs! Woof!
1077
01:10:59,181 --> 01:11:02,101
[Musburger]
In a dramatic turn of events,
1078
01:11:02,184 --> 01:11:05,271
Bobby Boucher
just arrived at halftime.
1079
01:11:05,354 --> 01:11:09,733
And on a fan boat, Brent. His mother
drove him right into the stadium.
1080
01:11:14,196 --> 01:11:18,659
[Players Shouting,
Hooting]
1081
01:11:18,742 --> 01:11:21,620
[Crowd Chanting]
Waterboy! Waterboy!
1082
01:11:21,704 --> 01:11:25,040
Waterboy! Waterboy!
1083
01:11:25,082 --> 01:11:28,002
Waterboy! Waterboy!
1084
01:11:28,085 --> 01:11:30,796
Fool's ball's
not for the devil.
1085
01:11:30,879 --> 01:11:32,798
It's for my Bobby.
1086
01:11:32,881 --> 01:11:37,011
Time to open up
some whoop-ass.
1087
01:11:39,096 --> 01:11:43,017
[Cheering, Chanting
Continues]
1088
01:11:43,100 --> 01:11:46,937
Shit, he showed up.
All right, look.
1089
01:11:47,021 --> 01:11:51,317
Just relax. Relax. Go in there and
do exactly like we planned. Go, go, go!
1090
01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:54,278
This could be the start
of some high drama, folks.
1091
01:11:54,361 --> 01:11:56,614
Or are the Mud Dogs
too far behind?
1092
01:11:56,697 --> 01:11:59,283
Bobby Boucher
is on defense.
1093
01:11:59,366 --> 01:12:02,870
- The Cougars are coming out from their own 20 yard line.
- [Quarterback] Hut! Hut!
1094
01:12:02,953 --> 01:12:05,539
The pitch.
It's a reverse!
1095
01:12:05,623 --> 01:12:08,125
Boucher's not fooled.
1096
01:12:08,208 --> 01:12:11,045
Fumble!
Robideaux's got it!
1097
01:12:11,128 --> 01:12:12,838
Touchdown, Mud Dogs!
1098
01:12:12,921 --> 01:12:14,923
[Growling]
1099
01:12:14,965 --> 01:12:18,719
- Boy, Boucher knocked the poop out of him.
- "Poop"?
1100
01:12:18,802 --> 01:12:21,930
[All Shouting]
1101
01:12:21,972 --> 01:12:23,932
Slap hands!
Slap hands!
1102
01:12:25,726 --> 01:12:29,980
Drink up, now. I want you girls to
sober up. Have faith in my Bobby.
1103
01:12:30,022 --> 01:12:33,150
[Musburger] The Mud Dogs are
faced with yet another third and long.
1104
01:12:33,233 --> 01:12:35,319
- Hut!
- Grenouille back to pass.
1105
01:12:35,402 --> 01:12:40,741
He's gonna be stuffed again!
And the Mud Dogs offense is still unable to move that ball.
1106
01:12:40,824 --> 01:12:44,078
But the way their defense is fired up,
they still have a shot at winning this game.
1107
01:12:44,161 --> 01:12:46,246
Blake, come here. Look.
1108
01:12:46,330 --> 01:12:49,792
Now, what if we, uh...
[Whispering]
1109
01:12:52,002 --> 01:12:55,381
Trust me. Go, go, go, go, go.
[Evil Laughter]
1110
01:12:55,464 --> 01:12:59,968
[Musburger] The Cougars lead 27-7 in
the middle of the third quarter.
1111
01:13:00,010 --> 01:13:02,096
- And he takes a knee?
- [Whistle Blows]
1112
01:13:02,179 --> 01:13:05,974
- Y'all gonna play or what?
- [Chattering]
1113
01:13:06,016 --> 01:13:09,353
[Laughing]
How do you all like my new offense?
1114
01:13:12,356 --> 01:13:14,274
[Musburger]
All right, it's second and 12...
1115
01:13:14,358 --> 01:13:18,028
- as the Cougars line up on the ball.
- Hut! Hut!
1116
01:13:18,112 --> 01:13:20,239
[Whistle Blows]
1117
01:13:20,406 --> 01:13:23,534
What is Red Beaulieu doing,
refusing to play offense?
1118
01:13:23,575 --> 01:13:26,412
- Dan, this is bizarre.
- [Dan] No, it's not, Brent.
1119
01:13:26,453 --> 01:13:29,832
It's brilliant, because Red is
taking the waterboy out of the game.
1120
01:13:29,915 --> 01:13:32,459
By kneeling down
three times and punting,
1121
01:13:32,543 --> 01:13:34,545
he's gonna make the Mud Dog
offense try to beat him.
1122
01:13:34,628 --> 01:13:37,089
And the way they're playing
today, that's impossible.
1123
01:13:37,131 --> 01:13:39,216
[Musburger] Well, the Mud Dog's
most valuable player,
1124
01:13:39,299 --> 01:13:42,511
the linebacker they call "the Waterboy,"
is now powerless.
1125
01:13:42,594 --> 01:13:47,766
That means Coach Klein will have
to find another way to outfox Red.
1126
01:13:47,850 --> 01:13:52,271
- [Whistle Blows]
- [Man] Mud Dogs call a time-out.
1127
01:13:52,396 --> 01:13:55,065
- [Cheering, Indistinct]
- Mr. Coach Klein. Mr. Coach Klein!
1128
01:13:55,107 --> 01:13:57,860
Mr. Coach Klein!
1129
01:13:57,943 --> 01:14:02,156
- Where are you going?
- I was just gonna get a hot pretzel.
1130
01:14:02,239 --> 01:14:05,117
Mr. Coach Klein, are you afraid
of Red Beaulieu?
1131
01:14:05,159 --> 01:14:07,828
[Laughing, Shouting]
1132
01:14:08,912 --> 01:14:10,831
I am petrified of him.
1133
01:14:10,914 --> 01:14:14,001
Well, why don't you pretend
that Red Beaulieu...
1134
01:14:14,084 --> 01:14:16,253
is somebody that
you're-you're not afraid of.
1135
01:14:16,336 --> 01:14:19,089
- Pretend?
- Yes.
1136
01:14:19,131 --> 01:14:21,759
Visualize somebody
you're not afraid of.
1137
01:14:21,842 --> 01:14:25,012
- And then attack, like you told me.
- I'll try.
1138
01:14:25,095 --> 01:14:28,056
Well, he's right over there.
1139
01:14:33,145 --> 01:14:36,064
[Chuckling]
1140
01:14:39,443 --> 01:14:41,612
Little baby.
1141
01:14:41,695 --> 01:14:44,198
Yeah.
1142
01:14:44,281 --> 01:14:49,203
Hello, little baby.
[Baby Talking]
1143
01:14:51,830 --> 01:14:54,750
A poo-poo?
Do you have a poo-poo?
1144
01:14:54,833 --> 01:14:56,710
Yes.
1145
01:14:56,794 --> 01:14:59,254
Okay. Now.
1146
01:14:59,338 --> 01:15:01,757
This is what we're gonna do.
He's gonna come here...
1147
01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:04,343
[Chattering, Shouting]
1148
01:15:09,848 --> 01:15:13,018
Come and get
this one, Cougars.
1149
01:15:13,101 --> 01:15:15,521
Red, 22! Hike!
1150
01:15:15,562 --> 01:15:18,607
[Musburger]
Snap to Grenouille. A reverse!
1151
01:15:18,690 --> 01:15:22,444
No, it's a double reverse!
Oh, what a block!
1152
01:15:22,528 --> 01:15:24,404
And Boudier springs free!
1153
01:15:24,488 --> 01:15:29,284
Trouble! Lateral!
Got him! What a play!
1154
01:15:29,368 --> 01:15:33,163
Grenouille to the 15!
To the 10! To the 5!
1155
01:15:33,205 --> 01:15:35,582
- Touchdown, Mud Dogs!
- [Fouts] Well, well, well.
1156
01:15:35,666 --> 01:15:38,335
I guess Coach Klein does have
a few tricks up his sleeve after all.
1157
01:15:38,377 --> 01:15:41,922
What the hell...
What the hell is this? Huh?
1158
01:15:42,005 --> 01:15:45,467
We go from a championship
football team to a bunch of dogs!
1159
01:15:45,551 --> 01:15:49,012
Right now, we're going to go down to
the sidelines and our man, Lynn Swann.
1160
01:15:49,054 --> 01:15:51,265
Swannie, what do
you have for us?
1161
01:15:51,348 --> 01:15:53,267
I'm with Vicki Vallencourt,
who's taking over...
1162
01:15:53,350 --> 01:15:56,353
Bobby Boucher's water duties
for this important game.
1163
01:15:56,395 --> 01:15:59,481
Oh, I'm not takin' over.
I'm just tryin' not to screw up too bad.
1164
01:15:59,565 --> 01:16:02,901
Well, let me ask you this.
What's your prediction for the rest of this ball game?
1165
01:16:02,985 --> 01:16:05,028
Mud Dogs are gonna win,
30 to 27.
1166
01:16:05,112 --> 01:16:07,864
That's very interesting.
How'd you come up with that guess?
1167
01:16:07,906 --> 01:16:11,368
Guess? That ain't no guess!
That's what it's gonna be.
1168
01:16:11,410 --> 01:16:14,454
- Okay. That's fine.
- Oh! Be careful down there, Swannie.
1169
01:16:17,916 --> 01:16:20,544
All right.
Meaney. Where's Meaney?
1170
01:16:20,627 --> 01:16:22,588
- Meaney?
- Here, Coach.
1171
01:16:22,629 --> 01:16:26,216
- Get in there and let's see if that waterboy can stop you.
- Yes, sir!
1172
01:16:26,300 --> 01:16:30,554
Red is sending his best defender in
as a running back?
1173
01:16:30,637 --> 01:16:33,181
What do you make of this, Dan?
1174
01:16:33,265 --> 01:16:35,559
Well, Brent, he's gotta find
some way to neutralize the waterboy.
1175
01:16:35,601 --> 01:16:39,062
He probably thinks that Meaney will just pound
it in there like Fridge used to do for the Bears.
1176
01:16:39,104 --> 01:16:42,816
Hey, Waterboy! Is your girlfriend
gonna save you again?
1177
01:16:42,900 --> 01:16:45,068
Oh, no, sir. I'm gonna take matters
into my own hands.
1178
01:16:45,152 --> 01:16:49,239
- You'll see.
- Bridge the hole! Your ass is mine! Whoo!
1179
01:16:49,323 --> 01:16:52,242
Whoo! Whoo!
1180
01:16:52,284 --> 01:16:54,411
You sound like a...
a big choo-choo train.
1181
01:16:54,494 --> 01:16:57,998
Whoo!
[Groans]
1182
01:17:04,338 --> 01:17:07,799
Power bomb, compliments
of Captain Insano.
1183
01:17:11,470 --> 01:17:14,556
# Fight, fight, fight
with your might ##
1184
01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:17,476
All right, field goal.
Field goal. Go.
1185
01:17:17,559 --> 01:17:20,979
- Derek. Derek!
- Yeah.
1186
01:17:21,021 --> 01:17:24,232
Visualize the attack.
Go kick the ball. Kick it.
1187
01:17:24,316 --> 01:17:26,151
- Hut!
- [All Grunting]
1188
01:17:27,653 --> 01:17:29,780
How you doin', boy?
[Laughing]
1189
01:17:29,863 --> 01:17:32,449
No, no, no!
[Screaming]
1190
01:17:35,243 --> 01:17:37,913
[Cheering, Shouting]
1191
01:17:45,170 --> 01:17:47,923
[Whimpering]
1192
01:17:52,344 --> 01:17:56,598
[Players Shouting,
Indistinct]
1193
01:17:56,682 --> 01:17:58,975
What the hell is that?
1194
01:18:04,982 --> 01:18:08,568
Where the hell is... What the hell
is he up to? That ain't in here! Huh?
1195
01:18:08,652 --> 01:18:10,529
- [Cheering]
- Hey!
1196
01:18:10,570 --> 01:18:12,656
[Musburger]
Down by ten late in the fourth quarter,
1197
01:18:12,698 --> 01:18:15,325
Coach Klein
opts for the field goal.
1198
01:18:15,367 --> 01:18:18,996
[Fouts] Then they have to hope for the
onside kick and a touchdown to tie the game.
1199
01:18:19,079 --> 01:18:23,333
Dan, look what we have here.
Boucher's in the game as a blocker.
1200
01:18:23,417 --> 01:18:25,752
Last game of the year, Brent.
Can't hold anything back now.
1201
01:18:28,380 --> 01:18:30,924
Set!
1202
01:18:33,885 --> 01:18:35,846
The snap. It's a fake!
1203
01:18:39,391 --> 01:18:42,853
Boucher's out in front!
A great block!
1204
01:18:42,894 --> 01:18:46,273
- [Grunting]
- And a second one!
1205
01:18:46,356 --> 01:18:48,859
Touchdown, Mud Dogs!
1206
01:18:48,942 --> 01:18:52,487
- Boucher led him all the way!
- [Screaming] Yeah!
1207
01:18:54,865 --> 01:18:56,825
Red Beaulieu
is steaming, Dan.
1208
01:18:56,908 --> 01:18:59,286
Brent, he sees his
perfect season slipping away.
1209
01:18:59,369 --> 01:19:02,998
The Cougar's lead
is down to three.
1210
01:19:03,081 --> 01:19:07,544
[Cheerleaders Cheering,
Indistinct]
1211
01:19:07,627 --> 01:19:10,964
The Mud Dogs need the ball back if
they're gonna have a shot at overtime.
1212
01:19:11,048 --> 01:19:14,676
And Bobby Boucher is
now on the kickoff team.
1213
01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:18,388
- Last game of the year, Brent. Can't hold anything back now.
- I know.
1214
01:19:18,472 --> 01:19:21,892
- [Horns Blaring]
- Who's it gonna be?
1215
01:19:21,933 --> 01:19:25,562
Who's it gonna be?
Who's it gonna be?
1216
01:19:28,899 --> 01:19:31,985
[Chuckling]
Oh, yeah. There's my bitch.
1217
01:19:32,069 --> 01:19:34,571
[Musburger] Remember,
the ball must travel ten yards.
1218
01:19:37,115 --> 01:19:39,159
It's loose!
1219
01:19:39,242 --> 01:19:42,329
- Mud Dogs football! Mud Dogs football!
- All right!
1220
01:19:42,412 --> 01:19:44,539
Mama, I got the football!
I got it...
1221
01:19:44,623 --> 01:19:47,250
Oh, what a vicious hit!
That was a cheap shot.
1222
01:19:47,334 --> 01:19:49,169
- Oh!
- [Murmuring]
1223
01:19:49,252 --> 01:19:51,755
- [Whistle Blowing]
- [Fouts] And what a dumb penalty.
1224
01:19:51,838 --> 01:19:55,175
That puts the Mud Dogs
in field goal range for the tie.
1225
01:19:55,258 --> 01:19:58,762
- Dan, I'm not sure that Boucher is able to get back up.
- Oh, my baby!
1226
01:20:05,811 --> 01:20:07,938
It's still cold.
[Chuckles]
1227
01:20:08,021 --> 01:20:11,066
- [Chattering]
- Excuse me. Out of my way.
1228
01:20:14,444 --> 01:20:17,114
Dan, you hate
to see this happen.
1229
01:20:25,539 --> 01:20:28,542
Now, that's
high quality H2O.
1230
01:20:28,625 --> 01:20:32,629
- [Cheering]
- [Vicki] Come on, now! Make it happen, Bobby!
1231
01:20:36,716 --> 01:20:38,969
The waterboy
just needed some water.
1232
01:20:39,010 --> 01:20:43,640
- Wow, Dan. You think that up all by yourself?
- Shut up, Brent.
1233
01:20:46,893 --> 01:20:48,645
- [Shouting, Yelling]
- Are you okay?
1234
01:20:48,728 --> 01:20:50,939
He tried to open up a can
of whoop-ass on me. I wouldn't let him.
1235
01:20:51,022 --> 01:20:54,818
Listen, I have an idea for the last
play. You haven't done this before.
1236
01:20:54,860 --> 01:20:56,820
All right? The offense
is gonna line up like this.
1237
01:20:56,862 --> 01:20:58,822
- Yeah.
- You're gonna be right here.
1238
01:20:58,864 --> 01:21:01,116
[Musburger]
There'll be no tie here today.
1239
01:21:01,199 --> 01:21:04,828
Coach Klein is sending
his offense back on to the field.
1240
01:21:04,911 --> 01:21:07,038
He's going for
the win right now.
1241
01:21:07,122 --> 01:21:09,040
[Fouts] Yeah, this is
a real gutsy call, Brent.
1242
01:21:09,082 --> 01:21:11,084
He'll either be a hero
or a goat because of this.
1243
01:21:11,168 --> 01:21:15,839
[Musburger] And Dan,
Bobby Boucher is back on the field.
1244
01:21:15,881 --> 01:21:19,843
He is now playing offense!
We know. We know.
1245
01:21:19,926 --> 01:21:23,305
Meaney, if they give
that Waterboy the football,
1246
01:21:23,388 --> 01:21:25,307
I don't care if you
have to stab him!
1247
01:21:25,390 --> 01:21:27,684
Do not let him get away.
Do you understand me?
1248
01:21:27,726 --> 01:21:31,521
- Yes, sir. Yes, sir!
- Do you understand me? Get in there!
1249
01:21:31,563 --> 01:21:33,940
[All]
Break!
1250
01:21:40,447 --> 01:21:44,701
- I'm ready, friend.
- Let's do it, Bobby.
1251
01:21:45,827 --> 01:21:48,371
Set! Set!
1252
01:21:48,413 --> 01:21:51,875
Forty-three! Set!
Forty-three! Hut, hut!
1253
01:23:09,202 --> 01:23:12,163
Touchdown! They win it!
The Mud Dogs win it!
1254
01:23:12,247 --> 01:23:16,543
Bobby Boucher's the hero! He's gone
from waterboy, Dan, to saviour!
1255
01:23:16,626 --> 01:23:18,795
And it's because he didn't
hold anything back!
1256
01:23:18,878 --> 01:23:22,465
Well, Swannie's down on the field
with our hero, so let's go to Lynn now!
1257
01:23:25,343 --> 01:23:29,389
We did it! I can't believe it!
I can't believe it!
1258
01:23:29,472 --> 01:23:32,475
- Vicki, I love you!
- Whoo! I love you too, baby.
1259
01:23:32,517 --> 01:23:36,313
We're the champions!
[Screaming]
1260
01:23:36,396 --> 01:23:40,358
Mr. Coach Klein, you got your manhood!
You got your manhood!
1261
01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:43,695
Bobby, congratulations.
You're the M.V.P. of the Bourbon Bowl.
1262
01:23:43,778 --> 01:23:45,697
How do you feel?
1263
01:23:45,780 --> 01:23:49,367
- I love Mama!
- [Cheering]
1264
01:24:08,136 --> 01:24:10,221
Lookin' sharp, Bobby!
1265
01:24:10,305 --> 01:24:12,223
[Man]
You the man, Bobby!
1266
01:24:12,307 --> 01:24:15,018
Bobby, I've been dreading
this day for a long time.
1267
01:24:15,060 --> 01:24:18,521
- But you got yourself a fine woman.
- Oh, thank you, Mama.
1268
01:24:18,605 --> 01:24:21,524
Good luck, son.
1269
01:24:21,566 --> 01:24:23,568
This is the best day
of my life!
1270
01:24:24,986 --> 01:24:27,197
You just wait till tonight.
1271
01:24:27,238 --> 01:24:30,033
- What's gonna happen tonight?
- [Chuckles] You'll see.
1272
01:24:30,075 --> 01:24:35,413
You can do it!
You can do it all night long!
1273
01:24:35,497 --> 01:24:38,792
[Cheering, Shouting]
1274
01:24:38,875 --> 01:24:41,753
I'm gonna go do it!
1275
01:24:46,966 --> 01:24:50,220
- [Tires Screech]
- Bobby, it's me!
1276
01:24:50,261 --> 01:24:53,890
- Your daddy, Roberto.
- Daddy?
1277
01:24:53,932 --> 01:24:58,895
I've seen you on the ESPN when they was
talkin' about you being drafted by the NFL.
1278
01:24:58,937 --> 01:25:02,649
Not going to the NFL.
I'm gonna stay in school and graduate.
1279
01:25:02,732 --> 01:25:06,611
The hell with school, dopey! Take the
money! You and me could be partners,
1280
01:25:06,694 --> 01:25:10,240
- just like that Tiger Woods and his daddy.
- [Mama Screaming]
1281
01:25:10,281 --> 01:25:12,784
- Uh-oh.
- [Screaming]
1282
01:25:12,867 --> 01:25:14,953
- [Grunting]
- [All Gasping]
1283
01:25:15,036 --> 01:25:18,790
[Crowd Cheering]
1284
01:25:18,873 --> 01:25:22,001
- Nice hit, Mama.
- Thanks, baby.
1285
01:25:22,085 --> 01:25:24,462
Now, you go on and have
some fun becoming a man.
1286
01:25:34,597 --> 01:25:39,310
# I don't remember
what day it was #
1287
01:25:40,812 --> 01:25:45,316
# I didn't notice
what time it was #
1288
01:25:47,110 --> 01:25:52,740
# All I know is that
I fell in love with you #
1289
01:25:52,824 --> 01:25:55,743
# And if all my dreams
come true #
1290
01:25:55,785 --> 01:25:59,539
# I'll be spending time
with you #
1291
01:25:59,622 --> 01:26:02,417
# Every day's a new day #
1292
01:26:02,459 --> 01:26:05,587
# In love with you #
1293
01:26:05,628 --> 01:26:08,756
# With each day
comes a new way #
1294
01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:11,926
# Of loving you #
1295
01:26:12,010 --> 01:26:15,180
# Every time
I kiss your lips #
1296
01:26:15,263 --> 01:26:18,099
# My mind starts to wander #
1297
01:26:18,183 --> 01:26:20,977
# And if all my dreams
come true #
1298
01:26:21,060 --> 01:26:24,939
# I'll be spending time
with you #
1299
01:26:24,981 --> 01:26:29,360
# I love you more today
than yesterday #
1300
01:26:31,696 --> 01:26:36,910
# But not as much as tomorrow #
1301
01:26:36,993 --> 01:26:41,956
# Oh, I love you more today
than yesterday #
1302
01:26:43,333 --> 01:26:46,461
# But darling, not as much #
1303
01:26:46,544 --> 01:26:50,089
# As tomorrow #
1304
01:26:50,173 --> 01:26:54,802
# Tomorrow may see springtime
just a day away #
1305
01:26:54,886 --> 01:26:56,554
# Day away #
1306
01:26:56,638 --> 01:27:01,226
# Cupid, we don't need you now
Be on your way #
1307
01:27:01,309 --> 01:27:02,810
# On your way #
1308
01:27:02,894 --> 01:27:05,730
# Thank the Lord
for love like ours #
1309
01:27:05,813 --> 01:27:08,650
# That grows ever stronger #
1310
01:27:08,733 --> 01:27:11,361
# And if all my dreams
come true #
1311
01:27:11,444 --> 01:27:14,948
# I'll be spending time
with you #
1312
01:27:15,031 --> 01:27:19,994
# Oh, I love you more today
than yesterday #
1313
01:27:22,205 --> 01:27:27,252
# But not as much as tomorrow #
1314
01:27:27,335 --> 01:27:32,465
# Oh, I love you more today
than yesterday #
1315
01:27:33,967 --> 01:27:37,011
# But darling, not as much #
1316
01:27:37,095 --> 01:27:40,556
# As tomorrow #
1317
01:27:40,640 --> 01:27:43,893
# Every day's a new day #
1318
01:27:43,977 --> 01:27:47,021
# Every time I love ya #
1319
01:27:47,105 --> 01:27:50,108
# Every way's a new way #
1320
01:27:50,191 --> 01:27:53,361
- # Every time I love ya #
- # Every day #
1321
01:27:53,403 --> 01:27:56,489
- # Every day's a new day #
- # Every day #
1322
01:27:56,573 --> 01:27:59,575
- # Every time I love ya #
- # Every day #
1323
01:27:59,659 --> 01:28:02,829
- # Every way's a new way #
- # Every day #
1324
01:28:02,912 --> 01:28:04,831
# Every time I love ya #
1325
01:28:04,914 --> 01:28:07,584
- # Every time I love ya #
- # Every day #
1326
01:28:07,667 --> 01:28:11,546
# Every day #
1327
01:28:11,587 --> 01:28:14,591
- # Every time I love ya #
- # Every day #
1328
01:28:14,674 --> 01:28:17,051
# Every day #
1329
01:28:17,093 --> 01:28:21,014
- # Every time I love ya #
- # Every day #
1330
01:28:21,097 --> 01:28:23,266
# Every day ##
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