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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had
hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one
in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they
were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group ♪
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♪ Must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we became
the Brady Bunch. ♪
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I won it!
I won it!
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What happened?
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What is all
the excitement?
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GREG:
What's going on here?
We were playing bas...
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Look what
I won, Mommy!
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Look at
that!
Oh!
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Hey! That's some trophy!
Look at that.
Look, Daddy!
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How did you win it?
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For being the best jack player
at the playground.
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( all clamoring encouragement )
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Congratulations!
That's very good.
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That's great!
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Oh, it's
so pretty.
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Nice going, Cindy.
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Yeah.
It's really neat.
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PETER:
Wow.
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MIKE:
Looks like we're going
to have to build
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a trophy case for all the Brady
trophies, right?
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PETER:
Hey, Bobby, where
are you going?
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Now everybody's got a trophy...
except me.
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I'll never win at anything.
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Hi.
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CAROL ( chuckles ):
Hi.
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What are you
doing in there?
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Thinking.
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You want to do
some talking?
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Okay.
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You want to come out,
or should we come in?
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I don't think
there's anything you can do.
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Well, you
never can tell.
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Why don't you
try us, honey?
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Well... well, it's...
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it's nothing.
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Oh, listen, if
it takes that long
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to say it's nothing,
it's something.
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Bobby, if you don't tell us,
we can't help you.
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Everybody's won a trophy
except me.
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Even the girls.
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But, Bobby,
they're older than you.
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Well, Cindy isn't.
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And boy, if she can win one
and I can't, I'm nothing.
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Well, son, you know, you haven't
entered that many contests.
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Sure, I have.
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The last one was
the swimming race at the Y.
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I came in fourth.
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Well, I think
that's pretty good.
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There was only four guys
in the race.
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Look, how are you
going to win at anything
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if you don't keep trying?
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Your father's right, you know.
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You really think so?
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I'm positive.
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Just pick something
you're good at--
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just one thing--
and stick with it.
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And then I'll bet you'll win.
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One thing, huh?
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( laughing )
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Triple jump!
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You can't win now.
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You want
to play another game?
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No. Dumb game!
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( giggling )
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Okay, come on.
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You got it!
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I can't believe it!
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That's a cinch.
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Anybody can do it from there.
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If it's so easy,
let's see you do it.
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Yeah.
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Hurry up.
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You can have
all of them.
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Okay.
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That was a good try, Bobby.
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Do it again.
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hey, where ya goin'?
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I thought we were gonna shoot
some hoops?
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I thought so too
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But Bobby doesn't think so and
its his ball
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so what?
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so, I beat him at free throws
and
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now he won't let us use it
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Dad, Mom, can we see you for a
minute?
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what's up?
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we all talked it over
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well, everyone except Bobby
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and we think you should know
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well, Bobby's been a real
stinker
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Greg, you know I don't like that
word.
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it's the only word that really
fits
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what's the problem?
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everything
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no matter what we're doing. He's
just a stinker
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Marscha! I don't want to hear
that word.
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I'm sorry, mom, but that's what
he's being.
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He blows his cork everytime he
doesn't win
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well, that's it
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Bobby's still upset
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what's he upset about?
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you all have trophies for one
thing or another
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he's the only one who hasn't,
and its got him down
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gee, i never thought about that
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me either
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its really got him bugged, huh?
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well, sure
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that the reason he is being
such a...
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[All]
stinker
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I hope he wins at something soon
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its the only thing he seems to
have on his mind
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ANNOUNCER:
It's the last game
of the World Series,
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and it's up to Bobby Brady--
two out in the ninth.
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The series is all tied up.
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Can he do it?
Can he pull it out
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of the bag for the Dodgers?
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( fans cheering and applauding )
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Bobby Brady did it!
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He hit his fifth home run
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of the game--
a World Series record!
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The Dodgers win!
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Bobby Brady,
we present you
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with this trophy
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for the greatest
performance
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on the baseball
field
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in the history
of the game.
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That was nothing.
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Wait till next season.
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ANNOUNCER:
Can Bobby Brady do it?
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Can he come from last place
with a hole in his boat,
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not enough gas
and only a hundred yards left?
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Bobby Brady is making his move.
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He did it! It's fantastic!
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Believe it or not,
Bobby Brady won!
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MAN:
Bobby Brady,
congratulations.
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You're the world's
greatest speedboat driver.
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Sure looks that way.
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( wind howling )
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ANNOUNCER:
The last jumper of the day
is Bobby Brady.
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Here he comes.
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He takes off like a bird.
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He's flying... flying...
still flying...
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He broke the world's record!
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Bobby Brady wins!
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MAN:
Bobby Brady, we present you
with this trophy
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for being the greatest
ski jumper who ever lived.
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I just got to get a trophy.
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I just got to get one.
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All right, all you
kiddies out there,
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this is Kartoon King
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reminding you to be sure
and wash your ears good tonight
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before you go to bed
because in case you dream,
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you can hear
what you're dreaming about.
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( laughing )
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You get it?
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You can hear what you're...
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Oh, I made that up myself.
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Oh, and I want
to remind you
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be sure and tune
in tomorrow
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to Kartoon King
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because I've got a real
wonderful announcement to make.
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A big special surprise.
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Well, so long, kids.
( doorbell ringing )
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Bye-bye, now.
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Bobby, can you
catch that?
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I can't leave
the kitchen.
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( show theme playing )
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( turns off TV )
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If you don't
time noodles just right,
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you've got a pot full
of rubber bands.
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( doorbell ringing )
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Your mother home?
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No.
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Your father home?
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No. What do you want?
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I'm selling magazines.
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Magazines? What kind?
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All kinds.
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You want to buy a subscription?
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No.
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Okay.
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Boy!
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You sure don't know
how to sell anything.
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I do, too.
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Then how come
you give up so easy?
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Why waste my time on you?
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I'm trying to win a contest.
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Contest? What kind?
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For selling the
most subscriptions.
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What's the prize?
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First prize
is a college education,
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but I'd rather have
the second prize: a minibike.
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Then there's this trophy.
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All you have to do to win
is sell dumb old magazines?
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Uh-huh. And I'm going to win.
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Oh, yeah?
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Bet I could sell more
subscriptions than you.
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Bet you couldn't.
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I'll prove it.
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How do I get in?
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You got to send in
an application.
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Well, where do I get one?
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Out of one of these magazines.
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You want to have one?
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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That'll be 35 cents.
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Guess what I just bought.
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Whatever it is, I would
gladly exchange it
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for a plaster screw.
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I'm going to have to go
down to the hardware store.
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What's that?
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A subscription to a magazine.
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Another magazine?
Carol, this place is beginning
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to look like a dentist's office.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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I just couldn't resist
the salesman.
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Oh, really, Carol... hmm.
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Yeah, he's, uh, got beautiful
brown hair and big green eyes
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and he's four feet three.
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The only person I know
who's four feet three is...
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Bobby.
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Bobby?
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Yeah, he's
in a magazine-selling contest.
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We do know an awful lot
of people.
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You mean, between the
two of us, we could...
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That's exactly
what I was thinking.
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You, too?
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I really enjoyed lunch, Kathy
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listen, I'd love to ask ya a
little favor
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well, Bobby is selling
subscriptions to a magazine
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Yea next saturday sounds great
see ya on the tee
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oh, George? I may give you
two strokes this time
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by the way, George, my son
Bobby is selling magazines
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you too?
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How many subscriptions
did you take?
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Just one.
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For the sports magazine.
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That's all I
could afford.
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I ordered
three magazines.
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Three? Where'd you
get the money?
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Dad raised my allowance.
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Macia! will you loan me a
dollar
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loan me 75 cents
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what for?
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what else? To buy one of Bobby's
magazines
266
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:35,731
I'm taking two subscriptions
to the same magazine
267
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:39,068
why would you take two
subscriptions to the same mag?
268
00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:41,111
I guess Bobby's a good salesman
269
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,036
Alice!?
270
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:52,456
Yes, Mrs. Brady?
271
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,708
I'm very angry with you
272
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,876
you are? what did I do?
273
00:13:55,918 --> 00:14:00,548
really Alice, 6 subscriptions
for Bobby?
274
00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:04,552
I'm sorry Mrs. Brady, its all I
could afford
275
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:06,011
oh, Alice
276
00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:18,649
Bobby?
277
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,817
Yeah?
278
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,569
Can I trade one
of my comic magazines
279
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,988
for a beauty magazine?
280
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,239
Okay.
281
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,490
What are you doing?
282
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,908
Straightening out
my orders.
283
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,578
Boy, am I a salesman.
284
00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:32,746
Wait till I tell Mom and Dad
285
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:35,583
I sold magazines
to a lot of their friends:
286
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:38,085
Mrs. Jackson and Mr. Morton...
287
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,296
They know that.
288
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,506
How?
289
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,551
Because they told
all of them that...
290
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,472
Well, they just know.
291
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,641
They told all of them what?
292
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,435
Nothing.
293
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,687
I think
I hear Marcia calling me.
294
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,606
They told all of them what?
295
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,404
Well, don't you
look pretty?
296
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,530
Oh, thanks, Alice.
297
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,865
We should be home
fairly early.
298
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,033
MIKE:
Carol!
299
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,200
I'm coming, dear.
300
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:11,493
Now, listen, Alice,
if you need us,
301
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,454
the Baxter's number
is in the book, okay?
302
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:14,580
Okay.
Good night, dear.
303
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,165
Good night. Have fun.
304
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,167
Honey, we're
15 minutes late.
305
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,460
Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
306
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:22,630
Mom, Dad, these
subscriptions
belong to you.
307
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,174
I don't understand.
308
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,343
You called up all your friends
and told them
309
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:29,136
to buy subscriptions from me.
310
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,221
( sighs )
311
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,265
Well, I suppose
that's true.
312
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,726
But you sold
the magazines to them.
313
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,478
No, I didn't.
314
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:40,439
You did, 'cause you don't think
I can win anything on my own.
315
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,608
Oh, Bobby, yes, we do.
316
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,901
I'll win something on my own,
317
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,694
or else I won't win at all!
318
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,409
( sighs )
319
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,911
( sighs )
320
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,373
You know, Mike, I... I
think we made a mistake.
321
00:15:57,414 --> 00:16:00,542
Well, honey, parents
can be human, too.
322
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:08,884
KARTOON KING:
Okay, all you kids out there
in my Kartoon Kingdom,
323
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,427
who likes ice cream?
324
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:13,013
Now, if you do, shout, "me!"
325
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,348
Me!
326
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,891
What's your favorite flavor?
327
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,810
Strawberry.
328
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:20,771
Oh. Well, everybody who said
"chocolate," raise your hand.
329
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:21,981
Chocolate?
330
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:23,399
( blows raspberry )
331
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,650
Oh, no matter.
332
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,986
Whether you like chocolate
or what flavor,
333
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:27,736
you like ice cream,
334
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:31,615
and you are going to enter
our contest of eating ice cream.
335
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,243
Now, that means that we're
looking for the boy or the girl
336
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:37,788
who can eat ice cream faster
than anybody else.
337
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:38,288
I can eat it fast.
338
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,041
( chuckling ):
What fun!
339
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:48,465
And the winner will receive my
Kartoon King golden scoop trophy
340
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:53,178
plus all the ice cream you can
eat for a whole yummy year.
341
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,513
( laughing )
342
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,473
Wow. A whole year?
343
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,517
Now, the first six kids
out there
344
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,602
who call me here at the station
345
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:05,774
are going to get picked for our
great dee-licious lick-off.
346
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,860
Ha-ha! Here's
the telephone number.
347
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:08,777
Are you ready, kids?
348
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:09,528
Yeah.
349
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,654
Listen.
350
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:19,038
555-6161.
351
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,998
Get on those phones
and make 'em hum.
352
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,332
( hums goofy tune )
353
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:23,459
You like it, oh?
354
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:27,337
( theme music playing )
( whispering ):
...six... one... six... one.
355
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:35,471
Five... five... five...
356
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:39,975
six... one... six... one.
357
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:42,061
Kartoon King Show?
358
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:47,149
My name is Bobby Brady,
and can I eat ice cream fast.
359
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,192
Come on, Bobby, honey.
360
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,401
We're going to be late.
361
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:52,321
GREG:
Come on! Hurry up,
everybody!
362
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,156
Good luck, Bobby!
363
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,324
JAN:
Yeah! Have a good time!
364
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,325
You'll win.
365
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,786
You can out-lick
them, Bobby!
366
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,454
You'll do it, Bobby!
367
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:01,580
JAN:
You sure can!
368
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,290
Don't worry. I'll win.
369
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,958
( all shouting encouragement )
370
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,752
Have a good time!
371
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,422
STAGE MANAGER:
30 seconds.
372
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:11,715
Don't worry.
373
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:12,800
My-my water.
374
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,301
Take-take my water.
375
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,969
Oh, my scepter.
376
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,387
Bring me my scepter.
377
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,389
Thanks, Lionel.
Ten seconds.
378
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,600
Ten seconds? Whew!
379
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:24,770
Ew, yuck!
Oh!
380
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,396
Oh, well,
that's okay, honey.
381
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,981
Good luck,
honey.
382
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:31,401
( trumpet fanfare plays )
383
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:35,697
Hi, there, boys and girls
out in Kartoon Kingdom.
384
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:38,450
It's time for our
ice-cream-eating contest.
385
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:41,453
You're going to have
a lot of fun today, I know.
386
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:45,040
And the one who finishes
his dish first is going to win
387
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:48,585
this great big Kartoon King
golden scoop trophy.
388
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,088
What fun!
389
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,298
Ha-ha!
How about that, kids, huh?
390
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:53,841
Well, now,
391
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:59,304
and for one whole
y-u-u-u-mmy year,
392
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:02,224
all the ice cream
the winner can eat.
393
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,642
Okay, kids, are we ready?
394
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:04,226
Are we ready?
395
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,602
All right, then.
396
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:06,687
On your mark.
397
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:09,815
Get ready,
get set and...
398
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,525
Hold it just a minute.
399
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,318
Where'd you get
those spoons?
400
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,487
No spoons allowed
in this contest.
401
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,574
Ha-ha. No, sir.
402
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:20,325
Right, kids?
403
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,035
Ha-ha! Oh, yeah.
404
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:25,706
Well, no spoons allowed
in this contest at all.
405
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:29,001
Why, it isn't any fun eating
ice cream with a spoon.
406
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,669
How are we supposed
to eat it?
407
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,171
Well, now, that's
a good question...
408
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:33,881
and I've got
a good answer:
409
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,340
With your mouth.
410
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,675
Ha-ha-ha!
With your mouth.
411
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:37,885
Right, kids? Ha-ha!
412
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:39,720
All right,
here we go, then.
413
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:40,929
Everybody ready?
414
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,431
Get on your mark.
415
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,640
Get ready.
416
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:44,766
Get set.
417
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:47,686
Get ready and...
418
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,855
Oh, hold it,
hold it, hold it.
419
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,356
I forgot again.
420
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:54,026
And hands behind
your backs, everybody.
421
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,068
That's it.
422
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,778
All the way
423
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:57,946
behind your backs.
That's it.
424
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,698
Put your hands...
that's good. All right.
425
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,824
I think we're ready now.
426
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,367
Shh.
Shh.
Shh.
427
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:03,785
Are you ready? Here we go.
428
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:05,704
On your mark.
Get ready.
429
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,289
Hands behind your back.
430
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,332
Get set.
431
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,791
Hold it
just a minute.
432
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:12,753
I really forgot something
this time. Oh.
433
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,172
( chuckling )
434
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,632
Look at this. Oh.
435
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,008
Oh, and look at this.
436
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,259
Oh, look.
437
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,761
Isn't that
beautiful?
438
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,179
What, oh.
439
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,932
That looks just good enough
to eat, doesn't it?
440
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:27,267
Oh. Ah, yes.
441
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,686
Oh, isn't that great?
442
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,230
All right, then.
443
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:34,107
All right now, kids,
are you all ready?
444
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,400
Are you ready?
445
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:36,985
All right, here we go, then.
446
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,362
On your marks.
447
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:39,738
Get ready.
448
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,823
All your hands
behind your back?
449
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,034
Good. Get set.
450
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,744
Go!
451
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,705
( show theme playing )
452
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,253
Get in there now.
453
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,879
Let's go!
454
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,298
Yeah.
455
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,005
Hold it! Hold it!
456
00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:40,882
We have a winner.
457
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:43,051
Wow, hey!
458
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:46,596
You are some eater, huh?
459
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,807
You're all mouth.
460
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,267
Right, kids?
461
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,394
( chortling )
462
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:08,952
I lost... again.
463
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,207
CAROL:
Hey, that's strange.
464
00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:16,168
Looks like everybody's
out of the house.
465
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,879
BOBBY:
They didn't want
to stay home to see a loser.
466
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,630
MIKE:
Now, that will do, Bob.
467
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:26,386
Anybody home?
468
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:29,264
Gee, I wonder
where everybody went.
469
00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:36,646
Alice?
470
00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:42,944
Surprise!
Surprise!
471
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:44,905
Surprise!
472
00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:46,031
Surprise!
473
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,199
Surprise!
Surprise!
474
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,576
ALL:
Surprise!
Surprise!
475
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:50,786
( all shouting )
476
00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,496
JAN:
Congratulations, Bobby!
477
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:53,997
GREG:
Congratulations! Hey, Bobby,
you looked great on the TV!
478
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,749
Yeah!
479
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:56,792
That was great!
480
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:58,168
Don't you know I lost?
481
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,544
Didn't you watch?
482
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:01,713
We know.
We saw the show.
483
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:04,841
Then what are you
congratulating me for?
484
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:11,348
Well, we've got
this for you.
485
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:15,268
A trophy?
486
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:16,353
What for?
487
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,979
Read what's on it.
488
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:20,816
"To our brother Bobby
489
00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:23,944
"for trying harder
than anyone we know.
490
00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:25,946
"We're proud of him.
491
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:29,282
Greg, Marcia,
Peter, Jan and Cindy."
492
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,744
You really proud of me?
493
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:35,497
ALL:
Yes!
494
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:38,834
Boy, this is the best trophy
in the world.
495
00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:40,210
Can we start
the party now
496
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,003
before the ice
cream melts?
497
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:49,511
Ice cream?
498
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,596
Yecch.
499
00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:08,572
Well, we managed to
survive another crisis.
500
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:09,781
That should take care
of the trophies
501
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:10,907
around here for a while.
502
00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:12,451
There's one more
I'd like to contribute
503
00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:14,035
to the household collection,
Mr. Brady.
504
00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:16,121
Hey, Alice, that's a beauty.
Where'd you win that?
505
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:17,205
High school.
506
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:18,373
Hey, let me see.
507
00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:21,585
"Westdale High School. 19..."
508
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:23,545
I can't make out the date.
509
00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:24,254
I know.
510
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:28,508
It was easier before I used
the steel wool on it.
511
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:29,551
Let's see.
512
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:31,636
"To Alice Nelson.
First place."
513
00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:33,805
School modern
dance contest?
514
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,348
Hey, Alice, that's great.
515
00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:38,268
Why didn't you tell us
you were such a good dancer?
516
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,103
Well, actually,
I didn't know it myself.
517
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:42,314
But you'd be surprised
at the moves you make
518
00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:46,109
when the elastic breaks
in your gym bloomers.
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