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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up
three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them
had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one
in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were
all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was ♪
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♪ Much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group ♪
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♪ Must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all ♪
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♪ Became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we became ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch. ♪
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What's the big idea?
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I can't sleep
with the light off.
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Cindy, will you cut it out?
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How are we supposed
to sleep
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with the lights on?
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If you go to sleep,
you won't see them on.
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If you go to sleep,
you won't see them off.
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I want 'em on!
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Off!
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On!
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Listen, do you girls
know what time it is?
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What are you doing up?
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Come on.
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Off with the lights.
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Go to bed.
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But, Daddy!
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Good night.
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She won't sleep
with the lights out.
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That's not like you.
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What do you want
the lights on for?
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I just do.
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Why?
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I'm... scared.
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Honey, what are you scared of?
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I better not tell you.
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It'll get me too scared.
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Please, can I sleep
with you tonight?
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Cindy, honey,
what are you
so afraid of?
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If I tell you,
can I sleep with you tonight?
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Cindy, you girls
have your own room.
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Please, just this once?
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All right,
just this once.
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Thank you.
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Come on. Here.
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In you go.
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Listen, what were
you so frightened of?
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It was something I saw.
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What?
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A magician at Jeremy's
birthday party.
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What happened?
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He put a lady into a big box
and made her disappear.
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Oh, well, honey,
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the lady didn't
really disappear.
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That's just part
of a trick.
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Sure. First you see her,
then she disappears,
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then you see her again.
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I didn't see her again.
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Oh, but you
had to, honey.
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That's part
of the trick.
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When she disappeared,
I ran out.
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But I feel much safer now.
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Oh, good.
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( whispers ):
I think she's going to be
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all right, now.
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Good night,
sweetheart.
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It's dark again!
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Cindy...
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please turn the light on
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there is nothing to be afraid of
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but that's when I think about
the lady
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oh darling thats just your
imagination
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now come on, lie down
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now close your eyes. That's it
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now I want you to think about
something real pleasant
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that's my girl
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I bet you aren't seeing that
lady disappear
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now are you?
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no, of course not
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Goodnight, sweetie
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I'm thinking again
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Hello, I'm home.
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Hi, Alice.
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How come you're
home so early?
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I couldn't keep
my eyes open
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at the office.
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I was up half the
night with Cindy.
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Got some of this morning's
coffee left over.
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That might wake you up.
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Yuck! I'm going
to look
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in the icebox.
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Hi, Dad.
Hi, Alice.
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Hi, Peter.
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Guess what.
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Our school's putting on
an old-time vaudeville show,
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and I signed up for it.
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You have to try out
for it first.
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What kind of act
are you going to do?
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A magic act
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like the guy
at Jeremy's party.
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I don't know about that.
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We've had enough magic
around here lately.
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But I've got
to have an act.
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Sure. What's a
vaudeville performer
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without an act?
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On second thought,
it hasn't stopped
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some I've seen.
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Hey, now that I think
about it,
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doing magic might help Cindy.
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I mean, the more she sees
of tricks and how they work,
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the less she'll have reason
to be afraid.
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That's a good idea.
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You mean I can
be a magician?
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Yep.
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I hereby christen thee
Peter the Great.
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I'll catch
your act later,
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Peter the Great.
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Boy, wait till
I tell everybody.
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Tell us what?
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I'm going
to be a magician
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in an old-time
vaudeville show.
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At least, I'm going
to try out for it.
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Neato.
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I know a couple
of tricks I can show you.
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I can sew you
a fancy cape, Peter.
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I can help, too.
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How?
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I could tell you
if the trick stinks.
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You came
to the right place.
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What kind of tricks
did you want to do?
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They're not for me.
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They're for my son here.
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I'm going to be a magician
in a vaudeville show.
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Good for you, kid.
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Vaudeville ain't dead.
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It ain't feeling
too good,
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but it ain't dead.
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I think we'd like to
see some easy tricks.
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Nothing too
difficult today.
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No problem.
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I have a
wonderful trick
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that any six-year-
old can do--
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the Chinese
linking rings.
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Here. Separate
them, kid.
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I can't do it.
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You can't do it?
How old are you?
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12.
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No wonder you can't
separate them.
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You have to be six.
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Now, watch.
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I say the magic
words: abracadabra
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and slowly the
rings separate.
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Wow! How'd you do that?
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That's very good.
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Good? Sensational.
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You ain't seen nothing yet.
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Now, here's a trick
that the kid can do
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and stop the
show with it.
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That's showbiz talk.
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Simple little trick
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with a bottle and
two empty tubes.
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You notice that
the tube fits
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right over the bottle.
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So does this one.
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Remember, the
bottle is here.
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I say the magic words:
Abracadabra...
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and, voila, the bottle
has changed places.
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Gee, that's out of sight.
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I think
you made a sale.
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We'll take both
those tricks.
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All righty.
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How about something spectacular?
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Like the disappearing cabinet?
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Sounds like it might make
too much of my money disappear.
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That's funny.
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That's very funny.
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You're a riot.
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Tell you what, sir.
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This book has
the blueprints
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and the illustrations,
and you can build
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your own
disappearing cabinet.
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It's easy to do
and lots of fun.
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Gee, something
spectacular like this
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could be the highlight
of my act.
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You're right, kid.
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Every act has got
to have a highlight.
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We'll take the book.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Of course, nothing works
without this.
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Every magician
has got to have
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a magic wand.
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There you are, kid.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
my jumping bottle trick.
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MIKE:
Ta-dum.
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I propose to make
the bottle jump
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from this tube to this tube.
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Now you see it...
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and now-- abracadabra.
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Cindy, lift the container.
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Well...
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Oh, go on, honey.
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There's nothing
to be afraid of.
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It's fun.
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The bottle has jumped.
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Gee, did I do that?
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Of course not.
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I did.
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You can applaud if you like.
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Very good, Peter.
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Not good. Sensational!
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You ain't seen
nothing yet.
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That's showbiz talk.
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Can I help you with
another trick, Peter?
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Hey, you know, Peter,
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she'd make a real cute assistant
for you.
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Hey, that's a good idea.
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Oh, sure, every magician
ought to have
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a pretty assistant.
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It dresses up the act.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Cindy, do you want
to be my assistant?
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Okay.
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But first,
will you tell me
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how this trick works?
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Well, first
you take the...
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( whispering )
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Hey, how about us?
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Sorry. It's a secret
for us magicians.
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I would like to show you my
famous disappearing
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banana trick
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assistant, the banana, please.
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I say the magic words.
Abracadabra!
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and....
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wow! that's really good Peter!
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Oh I get it! the banana is
right....
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Shhh!
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You aint seen nothing yet
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Assistant, the handkerchiefs
please
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one, two, and one makes three
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I Say the magic word, Abacadabra
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and they're gone!
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where'd they go?
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They didn't go anywhere.
Assistant
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one, two, three
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That is so good!
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are they done yet, mom?
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oh hi kids! you are just in
time for a preview
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Here, what do you think?
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Boy! They're neat!
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And Cindy this is yours. What do
you think?
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what's the matter?
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Isn't there something missing?
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Alright, now is this better?
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Much better.
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Think I ought
to get a mustache
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to make me look
more mysterious?
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Hi. I got something for you.
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What's that?
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A top hat.
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00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:31,625
Wow! That's great.
272
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:32,251
Where'd you get it?
273
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:32,752
Randy Baldwin.
274
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:33,335
His father had it
in an old trunk.
275
00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:35,921
I thought you could
use it in your act.
276
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:37,173
I sure can.
277
00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:39,675
It really is
a magician's hat.
278
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,802
Made your whole
head disappear.
279
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:47,308
Almost makes
your whole
body disappear.
280
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:50,060
But, Cindy, you've
got to get inside
the cabinet
281
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,645
so I can make
you disappear.
282
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,063
I don't want to.
283
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,274
There's nothing
to be afraid of.
284
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,609
I'm not afraid.
285
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,778
She's afraid, all right.
286
00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:01,739
But there's nothing to it.
287
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,823
Bobby!
288
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,326
Yeah?
289
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,411
You want
to get inside
290
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,580
the disappearing cabinet?
291
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,623
Sure.
292
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:11,957
Okay, watch.
293
00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:15,544
Now, you see him.
294
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,254
I say the magic words:
295
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,882
Abracadabra...
296
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:23,010
disappear!
297
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,428
And he's gone.
298
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,721
Bring him back, Peter.
299
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,223
Please bring him back.
300
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:29,433
Okay, okay.
301
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,102
I say the magic words:
302
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:36,899
Abracadabra,
return from beyond.
303
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,528
Where is he?
304
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:42,238
Bobby, did you hear me?
305
00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:43,614
Bobby?
306
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,575
You made him disappear
just like that lady,
307
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,494
and he's never coming back.
308
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,371
Mommy! Mommy!
309
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:52,748
Peter made Bobby disappear.
310
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:53,791
Mommy!
311
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,626
Now look
what you've done.
312
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,170
Cindy's more scared
than ever.
313
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,132
Bobby, come on.
314
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,021
Hi, Dad.
315
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:16,939
Hi, sweetheart.
316
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:17,815
I'm glad you're home.
317
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,941
Yeah, me, too.
318
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,985
Spent all morning
in the sand traps.
319
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,112
Might as well
have gone to the beach.
320
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,613
Cindy's all
upset again.
321
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,824
She's up in her
room with Mom.
322
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:27,825
What happened?
323
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,493
Bobby disappeared.
324
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,995
Disappeared?
325
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,247
Peter made him
disappear in the cabinet.
326
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,623
Bobby didn't come back.
327
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,834
Guess Bobby's playing
some kind of a joke.
328
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,545
Not a very funny joke.
329
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,046
I'm going to have a talk
with that young man.
330
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,590
But he's not here.
We're looking for him.
331
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,216
MARCIA:
Then what happened?
332
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,302
I just said
the magic words--
333
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:47,595
abracadabra.
334
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,430
Hey, Peter.
335
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:50,472
Yeah, Dad?
336
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:50,931
That's all I did.
337
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:53,142
I just said
the magic words.
338
00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:55,728
Okay, now,
what happened?
339
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,146
I don't know.
340
00:14:57,187 --> 00:15:00,024
I don't know
where he went.
341
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,233
Me either, Dad.
342
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:02,484
It was weird.
343
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:03,611
All of a sudden,
he was there and then...
344
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:04,945
Here I am.
345
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:08,324
Bobby, where
have you been?
346
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,868
You want to give us
a little explanation?
347
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,579
Well, after I got out
the secret door,
348
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,123
I sneaked out
of the garage
for a joke.
349
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,625
Some joke.
350
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:19,168
I fooled you, huh?
351
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:21,629
You fooled us,
but you scared Cindy.
352
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:22,171
I'm sorry.
353
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,632
I didn't mean
to do that, honest.
354
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:27,509
I think Cindy would like
to hear your apology.
355
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:28,552
Now, move.
356
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,637
Ow.
357
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:33,641
I wonder if Houdini
started out like this?
358
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:35,267
Cindy.
359
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,436
Cindy, it's me,
Bobby.
360
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,146
Bobby!
361
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,690
I was only
playing a joke.
362
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,651
Sorry I scared you.
363
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:45,611
I thought you'd
really disappeared.
364
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:46,612
Well, I didn't.
365
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,530
You can let go now.
366
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:49,990
I'm glad you're back.
367
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,452
What did you have
to do that for?
368
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,414
Now do you understand
369
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,833
there wasn't anything
to be afraid of?
370
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:00,876
Uh-huh.
371
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:01,377
But I don't want to be
372
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:03,629
Peter's magic
assistant anymore.
373
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,965
Hey, he's counting on you
374
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:08,092
for his tryout
tomorrow afternoon, honey.
375
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,635
Jan knows
what to do.
376
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,512
She can take
my place.
377
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,097
But, Cindy,
I told you
378
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,724
there's no reason
to be afraid.
379
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,643
I'm not afraid
but, if it's okay,
380
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,520
tonight I think
I'll sleep
381
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,230
with the lights
on again.
382
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:27,820
And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
383
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:30,990
introducing
Peter the Great!
384
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,708
Whoa!
385
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:42,418
Ladies and gentlemen,
386
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:45,838
my assistant will hand me
a pair of ordinary
387
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,339
Chinese
linking rings.
388
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,719
Observe.
389
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,388
The linking rings
are linked.
390
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,728
And they're
still linked.
391
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,771
Abracadabra.
392
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,610
That's
really great.
393
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:09,862
Not bad.
394
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,912
GREG:
I want to see this.
395
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,039
Observe.
396
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,790
Nothing in my hand.
397
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,500
Except a little dirt.
398
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:28,297
I'm going to pour
this milk in my fist.
399
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,760
Look out for the
carpet, Peter.
400
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,261
Going...
401
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,679
going...
402
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,392
...gone.
403
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,649
Good night,
everybody.
404
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,276
I'm going
to sleep now.
405
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:52,237
Cindy, honey, don't you
want to stay and watch
406
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:55,074
Peter rehearse for his
big tryout tomorrow?
407
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,617
He's real good, honey.
408
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,160
No, thanks.
409
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,167
Boy, that magic
really has her bugged.
410
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,979
( accordion wheezing )
411
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:36,490
Anytime you're ready, Warren.
412
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,868
( playing bouncy tune )
413
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:43,872
Calm down, Peter.
414
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,707
We got
everything here.
415
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:46,792
Everything but Jan.
416
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,836
And I'm on
right after warren.
417
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:51,255
Your mother's gone
to the gym to get her.
418
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,340
Boy, my stomach
sure feels funny.
419
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,008
You've got butterflies.
420
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,760
Mine feel more like bats.
421
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,805
You wanted to be
in show business.
422
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:00,806
Hi, Cindy?
423
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:01,140
Jan.
424
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:02,933
Is Mom or Dad there?
425
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,310
Uh-uh. They took
Peter's magic stuff
426
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:06,395
over to the school.
427
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,647
Oh. I'm in the nurse's office.
428
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:11,108
I twisted my ankle in gym class.
429
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,110
Gee, I'm sorry.
430
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,195
I better call over
to the auditorium
431
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,114
and tell Dad I can't help Peter.
432
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,575
But, if you don't help him,
he won't win.
433
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:21,076
Oh, I'm sorry.
434
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,620
But how can I do it
on one foot?
435
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:24,788
Bye.
436
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,206
Bye.
437
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,839
( tune continues )
438
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:48,729
It's not serious, Jan?
439
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,355
It's just a little sprain.
440
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:51,440
That's good, honey.
441
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,025
Your mother went
to gym class.
442
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,359
They'll send her over.
443
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:56,069
But what about Peter, Dad?
444
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,696
I can walk a little bit.
445
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:00,032
Jan, you stay off that ankle,
okay?
446
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,116
Okay.
447
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,451
Okay. Bye, sweetheart.
448
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:04,494
Oh, great.
449
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:05,579
There goes my act.
450
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:06,955
Well, it's
not as though
451
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,291
your sister planned
it this way, Peter.
452
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,334
I know.
453
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,877
I'm sorry she hurt herself.
454
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,254
There's no reason
you can't go out there
455
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:15,631
and perform by yourself.
456
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,216
Maybe one or two tricks,
457
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:20,344
but who's going to get
in the disappearing cabinet?
458
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,638
That's the highlight
of my whole act.
459
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,306
Well, leave that out,
460
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,808
and just do the
best you can, huh?
461
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:29,478
Right now, I wish
I could disappear.
462
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,743
That was very nice,
Warren.
463
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,036
Thank you.
464
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,056
The next on the list
465
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,101
is Peter Brady
and his magic act.
466
00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:11,019
Are you ready,
Peter?
467
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,604
Yes, sir.
468
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:15,607
Now, just do
the best you can.
469
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:26,743
Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.
470
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:30,664
The first trick
I'd like to do for you
471
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,958
is a very good trick
I know you'd like.
472
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,167
Only I can't do it
473
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:36,336
because I don't have
my assistant.
474
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:39,798
But I've got
an even better
trick, though.
475
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,049
It's really terrific--
476
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,135
with a rope, a rabbit
and a canary.
477
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:48,598
But I can't do that one either
without my assistant.
478
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:53,520
And I also can't do
my best trick of all--
479
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,523
The disappearing lady.
480
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,775
I'm real sorry
I can't do it for you.
481
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,736
You'd have really liked
that one.
482
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:03,572
But I'll have to do
some of my other tricks
483
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:08,410
'cause, like I said,
I don't have my assistant.
484
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,911
Yes, you do, Peter.
485
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:12,497
Jan called home.
486
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:14,458
So I came
to help Peter.
487
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:16,251
He could sure
use some help.
488
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:16,877
She's all set to go.
489
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:19,963
I took the wings off
her fairy princess costume.
490
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,507
Listen, Cindy, are
you positive you
want to do this?
491
00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:24,009
I'm positive.
492
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:26,386
I'm still a little scared,
but I'm positive.
493
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:34,728
I'm ready, Peter the Great.
494
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,772
You can make me disappear now.
495
00:22:36,813 --> 00:22:37,898
Thanks, Cindy.
496
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,858
Ladies and gentlemen,
497
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:42,319
my assistant and sister.
498
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:48,116
And now for the highlight
of my act--
499
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,160
a trick that will amaze you.
500
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,622
You sure you're okay?
501
00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:55,207
I think so.
502
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,344
And now I say
the magic words:
503
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,221
Abracadabra...
504
00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:10,847
disappear.
505
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,558
And she's gone.
506
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,060
Good.
507
00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:24,361
And now I say
the magic words again.
508
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,279
Abracadabra,
509
00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:28,490
return from beyond.
510
00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:35,789
Excellent.
511
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,209
Are you still okay?
512
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,795
Let's do it again.
513
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:47,801
Ladies and gentlemen,
if it's all right with you,
514
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:50,220
my assistant wants
to do this trick again.
515
00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:52,931
By all means.
516
00:23:57,811 --> 00:24:00,439
I say the magic words:
517
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:01,773
Abracadabra...
518
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:03,108
disappear!
519
00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:20,041
I'm home.
520
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:21,918
Oh, hi, honey.
521
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:26,965
For you.
522
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:28,425
What?
523
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,385
A flower.
524
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:32,846
You know that mink
you were hinting about?
525
00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:33,805
Yeah?
526
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,390
Have another flower.
527
00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:37,350
Oh, Mike, that's
a terrible joke
528
00:24:37,392 --> 00:24:38,477
to play on me.
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