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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had
hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one
in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they
were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group ♪
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♪ Must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we became
the Brady Bunch. ♪
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How's it going, Mike?
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Fine, Mr. Phillips.
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Very good.
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That window detail
in native stone
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helped a lot.
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I thought they
added something.
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How about adding
something else--
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the Brady family
to my boat Saturday?
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That is, if they'd like
a fishing expedition.
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Oh, I'm sure they would.
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There's a lot of Bradys-- eight.
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Make it nine.
Bring your housekeeper.
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My wife and I
really enjoyed
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the dinner at your home.
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That's a pretty big invitation.
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Well, it's a pretty big boat
and a pretty big ocean.
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Talk to you
about it later.
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Thanks, Mr. Phillips.
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( busy signal )
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Well, Carter's has
nice towels, Ellie.
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On sale?
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Well, yeah, it'd be
worth taking a look.
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Well, how about next Thursday?
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Oh, well, look,
Ellie, I got to go.
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Mike's home.
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No. Look, why don't
you call me later?
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No, I have to go now,
Ellie. Good-bye.
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It's almost impossible
to get her off the telephone.
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Where is everybody?
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Scattered.
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Hey, kids! Kids!
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Is something
wrong, Mike?
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No. On the contrary,
something is dandy.
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Come on, gang,
on the double!
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We're here, Dad.
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On the double.
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Where are, um,
Bobby and Marcia?
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Bobby's at Chuck's.
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Marcia's at Sue's.
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We'll pass the good news
on to them later.
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What good news?
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Mr. Phillips has invited
all of us, including Alice,
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out on his boat next Saturday
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for a day of
deep-sea fishing.
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( screaming
enthusiastically )
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The kids have other
plans on Saturday.
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We'll change them.
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I've never been
on a boat before.
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I think I'd
rather go fishing.
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There's no reason
we can't go.
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MIKE:
Now, everybody
stay healthy.
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Let's not
spoil this trip.
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Pete, let's check
our fishing gear.
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We better go tell Alice
about this.
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( sneezes )
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Sorry fellas I'm not going.
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You gotta Alice, dad's boss
invited you
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Specially!
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But when it comes to boats
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just forget about good old Alice
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I get see sick when I stirr my
coffee.
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It's all in your head Alice!
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They have pills you can take
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when you go on boats.
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I know I take those when I start
the washing machine.
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We borught this up just to help
you.
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It will keep you from getting
sea sick.
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Uh no thanks, no!
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All you have to do is get used
to the motion.
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At least try it Alice.
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Yeah the trip won't be the same
without ya.
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Okay.
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We'll help you
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What do I do?
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Pretend your out at sea!
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Isn't it easy?
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Oh... very far out, yeah!
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Keep your eye on the horizon.
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Your knees act like springs.
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Go against the roll of the boat.
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Hey, that wasn't too bad.
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That's what we told ya.
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And now try it the other way.
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What other way?
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Just sideways, like your going
in the swells.
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Like this?
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Yeah. You'll be the best sailor
in the family.
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Good, I right at that.
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Again, I might not.
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On Mr. Phillips' boat,
we'll be using live bait.
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Right now, we'll use
this sinker for weight.
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Okay.
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Just swing it
back and forth?
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Yeah. Give it
a lot of arm
action, though.
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Okay.
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And aim for
the bucket.
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ALICE:
Hey!
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That's good.
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Marcia, that was
marvelous.
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What kind of fish
will we catch, Dad?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Um, bass, barracuda,
halibut, maybe.
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I want to catch
something big
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like a whale.
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Hello, everybody.
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MIKE:
Let's see
how your mom can do.
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Are you kidding?
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I used to fish
with my father
all the time.
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You did, huh?
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Oh, sure.
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It's all in the wrist.
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You just got to know
how to flip the old wrist.
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Okay, just
flip away here.
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Okay, now watch this.
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The old sidearmer.
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Ready?
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( whistles )
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ALL:
Wow!
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All the way
into the Ditmeyer's yard.
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Here we go.
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Uh-oh. I think you're
hung up there.
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Yeah.
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I'll get it.
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CAROL:
Thanks, Alice.
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ALICE:
Reel it in,
Mrs. Brady.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Congratulations,
Mrs. Brady.
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You just caught
a five-pound bag of charcoal.
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Oh, no.
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( sneezes )
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MAN:
She's running
a low fever,
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and her tonsils
are quite inflamed.
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We've been through this
before, Mr. Brady.
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They really
should come out.
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Right away, Doc?
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I'll check her again Thursday.
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But, just in case, I'll reserve
a hospital room for Saturday.
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Meanwhile, uh...
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keep her in bed,
and lots of liquids.
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I'll send over
a prescription.
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Thank you,
Dr. Howard.
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I'll find
my own way out.
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Good-bye, young lady.
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Bye.
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MIKE:
Thanks, Doc.
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Thanks so much
for coming.
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Not at all.
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I want to go on
the boat Saturday.
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Well, we can go
some other time.
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I think your tonsils
are more important.
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Almost everyone
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has to have them out
sometime, sweetheart.
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It's not so bad.
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Nah. Sleep through
the whole thing.
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When you wake up, you can have
all the ice cream you want,
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and you won't catch colds
or get sore throats anymore.
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Well, what
if my tonsils get better?
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Then can I go
on Mr. Phillips' boat Saturday?
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Well, if you're better,
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and you don't need
them out, yes.
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And if you stay in bed
like the doctor said,
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and lots of liquids...
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You know what
liquids are?
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Sure. Water and milk,
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and even ice cream
if you melt it.
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She still has a slight fever
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I guess there goes the boat trip
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It isn't my fault
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It's my tonsils fault.
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Isn't it a little warm and
stuffy in here?
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Patient rooms are supposed to be
warm.
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Oh but not stuffy
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Now let's leave the door open
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you girls are a real big help.
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I'm going to get her some more
soup.
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Oh please honey give Alice a
fighting chance
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Your using it up faster than she
can make it.
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101.5
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When did you take it?
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Just now.
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And five minutes ago.
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We take it every five minutes.
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Why don't you just leave it in
her mouth?
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Then she couldn't eat her soup.
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You know what the doctor said
about liquids mom.
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Soups to liquid, even if it has
junk in it.
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We want her to get well so we
can go on that boat trip.
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We gave up our ballet for this
Saturday afternoon.
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Yes I know all about it.
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Now why don't you two floren
night and tales
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go get ready for dinner.
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The relief nurse will take over.
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Thank you.
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Chow time...
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Oh...
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why the dragging chins?
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Well, with
Cindy sick,
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the boat trip will
probably be off.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, it's not exactly
the end of the world.
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Well, look what
we gave up for it.
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Yeah. The Hansons
invited Bobby and me
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to the circus
Saturday afternoon, and we
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turned it down.
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I gave up a
basketball game.
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They got some guy to replace me.
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And now we don't even have
the boat trip.
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Well, maybe we do.
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Two weeks from Saturday
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would be better for us,
Mr. Phillips.
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If that's okay
with you, of course.
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Oh, yeah, that'd be fine.
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Thanks very much.
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I'll see you
in the morning.
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All set, men.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Let's tell
the girls.
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So it's "Down to the
sea again in ships"?
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Yeah. You don't sound
too thrilled.
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Well, let's just say
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I'm none the
mal de merrier.
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Oh, Alice, seasickness
is just a state of mind.
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Well, I'm a native
of that state.
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I better get this
soup up to Cindy.
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She hasn't had any
for almost 15 minutes.
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Well, the boys
broke the good news.
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Yeah. In two weeks,
Cindy ought to be fine.
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( phone ringing )
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Hello.
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Oh, it's you, Ellie.
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Well, I'm just a little busy
at the moment, Ellie.
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Be firm. Hang up.
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Mike, I can't insult her.
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Of course, yes,
I am listening, Ellie.
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Yes, Ellie. Yes, sure.
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Yeah, everything's
just fine.
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Yeah.
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I just want
one look, Cindy.
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I'm all better.
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Honey, Dr. Howard's
not going to hurt you.
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He just wants
to check
your tonsils.
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My tonsils went away.
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Now, please, honey,
just one little peek?
264
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Oh, honey, watch Mommy.
265
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:49,774
It's very simple.
266
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,067
Just open
your mouth wide,
267
00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:54,445
and the doctor puts
the little stick in.
268
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,823
♪ Ah. ♪
269
00:10:57,865 --> 00:10:58,449
There. You see, honey?
270
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,827
Mrs. Brady, do you mind
if I take another peek?
271
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,162
Oh, no. Not at all.
272
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,288
Now watch, honey.
273
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,833
♪ Ah. ♪
274
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:10,294
See? There's
nothing to it.
275
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,921
Now you do what Mommy did.
276
00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:13,964
Right. It's your
turn now, Cindy.
277
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,341
Come on.
278
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,677
Okay, but only one peek.
279
00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:19,220
Open wide.
280
00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:21,514
♪ Ah. ♪
281
00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:22,682
Uh-huh.
282
00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:25,267
Well, there's
no doubt about it.
283
00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:27,019
They have to come out?
284
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,396
Oh, for sure.
285
00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:30,064
Check them into
the hospital
286
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,857
before 6:00
Friday afternoon.
287
00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:33,150
Them?
288
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,443
Us?
289
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:36,445
Your tonsils are
almost as bad as Cindy's.
290
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:37,822
But that's impossible.
291
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,532
I mean, I had
sore throats
292
00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,075
every now
and then
293
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:44,161
but, well,
it feels
just fine now.
294
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,413
Mine, too.
295
00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:47,456
There are
other symptoms
296
00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,291
of tonsillitis.
And, in adults,
297
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:52,253
it can be more serious
if you let them go.
298
00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:53,713
If you feel
that I'm qualified
299
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:55,214
to judge your
daughter's condition,
300
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,550
then you must feel that
I'm qualified to judge yours.
301
00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:58,467
Oh, I do...
302
00:11:58,509 --> 00:11:59,051
Check them both
303
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:03,347
into the hospital
before 6:00 Friday.
304
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,974
Good-bye, all.
305
00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:07,017
Good-bye.
306
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,645
( chuckling )
307
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:10,938
Well, you might
308
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,356
have said
something, Mike.
309
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,733
Honey, I was afraid
to open my mouth
310
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:15,985
for fear he'd take
mine out, too.
311
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,069
Aw.
312
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,874
I hope you kids
are going to be all right
313
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,083
while I'm gone.
314
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:31,459
We'll be fine, Mom.
315
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,085
We'll have
Dad and Alice.
316
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,378
Oh, that's right.
317
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,088
And you'll
have Cindy.
318
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,631
Have a good time, Mom.
319
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:39,133
Oh, thanks, Peter.
320
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:39,717
That's funny.
321
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,719
That's the same advice
I got from Bobby.
322
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,971
Don't forget your dental
appointment in the morning.
323
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,639
How could I forget?
324
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:46,432
You told me three times
325
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,976
in the last
half hour.
326
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,812
Marcia, you better
go help Cindy pack, okay?
327
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,898
She's all packed.
Jan helped her.
328
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:56,442
Well, then,
what are we waiting for?
329
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:57,985
You.
330
00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,737
Anything I can do, Mom?
331
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,740
Yes. Would you tell
your father we're
just about ready?
332
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:03,824
Right.
333
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,534
Oh, here he is.
334
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,161
Oh, Cindy, honey,
I don't think
335
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:10,039
you'll need your doll
in the hospital.
336
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,082
If I have to have
my tonsils out,
337
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,417
so does she.
338
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:16,086
Cindy, what in the world
have you got in here?
339
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,713
Oh, just a few things
I need.
340
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:18,130
Like what?
341
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,841
Like my stuffed elephant,
342
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,469
my teddy bear, my piggy bank
343
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,262
and a bag of rocks.
344
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:28,307
I've got a few nonessentials
here for Cindy--
345
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,309
pajamas, slippers,
toothbrush.
346
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,269
Oh, thanks, Alice.
347
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:35,105
Well, I guess
that'll just about do it.
348
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,190
( phone rings )
349
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,317
That's got to be Ellie.
350
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,318
Hello.
351
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,070
Hi, Ellie.
352
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:43,072
Oh, I'm sorry.
You just missed her.
353
00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:45,282
She's on her way
to the hospital.
354
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,659
Yeah, I sure will.
355
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,077
Bye, Ellie.
356
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:50,246
Mike, I am not
on my way to the hospital.
357
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:52,248
Oh, yes, you are.
Come on, right now.
358
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:53,374
When you get back,
359
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:54,917
the ice cream
will be ready and waiting.
360
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:55,459
Thanks, Alice.
361
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:57,545
That's a very
comforting thought.
362
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:17,106
( whistling )
363
00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:26,657
Well, you're
both doing fine.
364
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,577
Now, just follow
two strict orders.
365
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,245
First, stay in bed.
366
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,496
Doctor...
367
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:36,417
And, second, not a peep
out of either of you.
368
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:41,505
Now, what's that
supposed to mean?
369
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,300
Uh... the family's due
to go on a boating trip
370
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:46,010
a week from Saturday. Uh...
371
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,011
Oh.
372
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:47,636
Well, you'll make it.
373
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:50,890
Uh, lots of liquids, uh,
gelatin, ice cream...
374
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,516
And remember,
375
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,311
no talking, okay?
376
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,187
I'll drop in tomorrow morning.
377
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,230
Thanks, Dr. Howard.
378
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,399
Bye-bye.
379
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:05,070
Well, I have to get
to the office.
380
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:06,864
Is there anything
you want?
381
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:07,448
Uh, don't answer.
382
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:08,449
Write it down.
383
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:09,658
Cindy?
384
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,577
Well, okay.
385
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,579
Now, remember, Carol,
no talking,
386
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,498
especially if your friend
Ellie calls.
387
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,876
Let Alice
answer the phone.
388
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,045
Okay.
389
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,506
I'll be home early.
390
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,134
Well, Alice,
good go, Alice.
391
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:30,554
Well, this should get them off
to a good start.
392
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:34,183
( sighs )
393
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,312
Now, remember,
it's a little rough
394
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,980
going down at first.
395
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,899
Take your time.
396
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,153
Easy does it.
397
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:50,783
( sighs )
398
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,452
I'm headed for the market.
399
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,578
Any special requests?
400
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,829
Get a dozen...
401
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,998
Write it down.
402
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,133
Okay, uh, Cindy,
more ice cream?
403
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:10,803
Vanilla?
404
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,555
Chocolate?
405
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:15,975
Strawberry?
406
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,810
Which one?
407
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,869
( phone ringing )
408
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,708
( phone ringing )
409
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,129
Hello.
410
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,798
What are you doing
answering the phone?
411
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,632
Where's Alice?
412
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,717
At the market.
413
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,802
I won... I won't do it again.
414
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,846
Good. How do you feel?
415
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,514
Uh... no, don't answer.
416
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,890
I'll see you later.
417
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,392
Bye.
418
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,664
( phone ringing )
419
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,839
( ringing )
420
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:34,720
Hello.
421
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:38,849
( high-pitched voice ):
Hi, Carol. This is Ellie.
422
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,142
Ellie?
423
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,686
It doesn't sound like you.
424
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,021
You know why?
425
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,898
Why?
426
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:47,691
'Cause it's your husband.
427
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:50,944
Sorry, wrong number.
428
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,708
WOMAN:
Yes, Mr. Phillips?
429
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,752
Uh, get me Mike Brady, please.
430
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,254
Mr. Brady left
about 15 minutes ago...
431
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,882
something about getting home
to his wife.
432
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,300
Oh, yes, she's back
from the hospital.
433
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,968
Uh, what's that number?
434
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:17,471
( phone ringing )
435
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,308
Bet that's Daddy.
436
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,976
Not again.
437
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,437
Maybe it's Ellie.
438
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,898
( ringing )
439
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:31,985
Hello.
440
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:33,278
Ahoy, Mrs. Brady.
441
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,780
This is Mr. Phillips.
442
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,365
Daddy?
443
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,701
Sure, it's Mr. Phillips.
444
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,578
Feeling better?
445
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,122
Not well enough to go
446
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:46,125
on that broken-down
barnacle barge of yours.
447
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,127
( receiver clicking )
448
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:53,841
Hi, honey.
449
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,844
Oh, no.
450
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,095
What's the matter?
451
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,513
Mike, I just...
452
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,140
Honey, don't talk. Write it.
453
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:02,724
What did you just?
454
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,527
My boss...
455
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:16,446
You thought it was me
on the phone
456
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:17,906
trying to trick you?
457
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:25,080
You called his boat
a broken-down...
458
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,258
barnacle barge?
459
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,804
You know this wouldn't have
happened if you'd stayed
460
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,764
off the phone.
461
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,933
Oh, well, I'm sure
I can square it.
462
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,853
I'll call him back and
explain the whole thing.
463
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,689
He'll probably get
a big kick out of it.
464
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,071
Uh, Mr. Phillips, please.
465
00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,406
Mike Brady calling.
466
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,035
Mr. Phillips,
this is Mike Brady.
467
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,245
There's been a funny
misunderstanding here today,
468
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:08,123
and I think you'll get
a big kick out of it.
469
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,875
( receiver clicking )
470
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:17,507
He didn't get
a big kick out of it.
471
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:22,971
( doorbell chimes )
472
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,141
Good evening, Mike.
473
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:26,934
Mr. Phillips.
474
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,477
May I come in?
475
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:29,728
Why, of course.
476
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,021
Thank you.
477
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:33,815
Well...
478
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:37,027
it's so good
to see you up and around.
479
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,154
Thank you.
480
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,864
Oh, she's not
supposed to speak.
481
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,658
Uh, that's what
caused the mix-up
482
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,243
on the phone
this afternoon.
483
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,161
She thought
I was tricking her.
484
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,705
You know, you can
insult a man's wife,
485
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,624
but never his boat.
486
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:54,211
I must admit my nose
was slightly out of joint
487
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,421
at the time, but,
in thinking it over,
488
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:59,424
I realized there must be
some logical explanation,
489
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:02,094
and that's why I dropped by,
to bring you these...
490
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:03,887
Oh, thank you.
491
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,430
And to ask you if
492
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:07,307
you'd all still like
to go on that boat trip
493
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,016
a week from Saturday.
494
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:11,186
Oh, I think I can get you
a quick answer, Mr. Phillips.
495
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:16,692
Kids?
496
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:17,317
Mr. Phillips
wants to know
497
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:20,696
if we still want to
go on that boat trip.
498
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:23,949
( excited yelling )
499
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:27,452
Splendid. I'm looking
forward to it myself.
500
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:36,086
I have a beautiful boat.
501
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,546
(laugh)
502
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:41,133
Well that makes up for
everything.
503
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:42,509
Good night,
Mrs. Brady...
504
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,552
Mike.
505
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:44,886
Good night, and thanks.
506
00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:46,638
Oh, don't mention it.
507
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,182
Uh, don't bother
seeing me out.
508
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:51,893
( door opening )
509
00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:52,894
Mike...
510
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:54,813
Honey, don't talk.
511
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:55,564
But, Mike...
512
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:58,900
Oh, boy, I guess there's only
one way to shut your mouth.
513
00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:00,235
But, Mike, I...
514
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:25,052
What a groovy day on
Mr. Phillips' boat.
515
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:27,054
How about that
fish I caught?
516
00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:28,388
My fish was bigger.
517
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,724
Well, if I
would've caught it.
518
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,809
Okay, kids,
up to bed.
519
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,063
( sighs )
520
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:38,982
Kids sure got
a kick out of it.
521
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,484
( sighs )
522
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:42,694
( Alice mumbling )
523
00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:46,448
I don't know
how anybody
524
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,658
could get seasick
so fast.
525
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:49,201
It wasn't so fast.
526
00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:52,746
I was perfectly fine
till I saw the boat.
527
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:55,707
Okay, guys,
we'll take over
from here. Thanks.
528
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:56,666
Oh, come, Alice.
529
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:57,876
Now, you'll be
all right.
530
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,728
I bet I get it in
this time.
531
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:22,150
( Peter laughing )
532
00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:23,360
Well, I was close.
533
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,320
Hey, you fellas
better get
washed up.
534
00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:27,823
Your father'll be home
for dinner any minute.
535
00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:28,240
Wait a
second, Mom.
536
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,699
We're having
a contest.
537
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:31,743
Bet you I get closer.
538
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:38,667
( Greg laughing ):
You missed it by a mile.
539
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:40,419
You didn't get
it in either.
540
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,504
Uh, you guys want
to stand back
541
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,297
and watch the old queen
542
00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:47,092
of the sidearmers
here take over?
543
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,927
Watch this now.
544
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:50,929
Right in the old bucket.
545
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:52,347
( thump )
546
00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:54,057
Right over the fence.
547
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:56,184
You don't know your
own strength, Mom.
548
00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:58,603
Well, you got it,
you got it.
549
00:23:58,645 --> 00:23:59,563
Oop!
550
00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:01,064
I think you're
hooked up again.
551
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,065
Oh, no.
552
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,567
Yeah. Come on.
553
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,959
I hope it's not
Mr. Ditmeyer's charcoal again.
554
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:23,086
No, Mrs. Brady...
555
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,672
it's Mr. Ditmeyer.
556
00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,721
( snickering )
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