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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had
hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one
in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they
were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group ♪
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♪ Must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we became
the Brady Bunch. ♪
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The ironing's
all put away,
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and I fixed
the knees
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on Greg's
blue jeans.
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Alice, your day off
started hours ago.
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Oh, I just put a
patch on the patch.
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You'll all have
to struggle along
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without me
until tomorrow.
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CAROL:
Give our best
to your aunt.
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ALICE:
I will.
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Alice, what happened?
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Oh, no.
My new coat.
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It's ruined!
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MARCIA:
It's ink.
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( laughing )
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Well, Jan, I don't think
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this is anything
to laugh about.
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( continues laughing )
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It's only a plastic ink spot.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Jan, you and your jokes.
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Didn't you think
it was funny, Alice?
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Oh, sure, sure.
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Lucky I've got
a strong heart.
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Good-bye, all.
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CAROL:
Good-bye, Alice.
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Have a nice day.
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Bye.
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Jan, that just shows
how immature you are.
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Oh, really?
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( screams )
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What is the matter?
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A spider!
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( laughs )
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What's so funny?
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You are.
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It's a fake.
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Plastic.
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This came in my
box of jokes, too.
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I wasn't scared.
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I'll bet.
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( squeals )
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Jan, now stop that.
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Listen, Jan, everybody
likes a good gag,
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but some practical jokes
just aren't funny.
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One day, you'll cause someone
some trouble--
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real trouble.
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PETER:
How come they let
you bring him home?
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He's my science project.
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I have to teach him
to run that maze by Monday.
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What do you
call him?
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Muridae mus musculus.
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He looks just
like a mouse to me.
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GREG:
That's his scientific
name, dummy.
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His real name is Myron.
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Can I hold Myron?
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Please, Greg, just for
a couple of minutes.
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Sure.
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Be careful.
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Okay.
Be right back.
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Guess who Greg's got
helping him in science.
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Who?
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Myron!
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( both scream )
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BOTH:
Jan!
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( screaming continues )
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Mom!
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What is the matter?
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Look. Jan's up
to her tricks again,
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and this one's alive.
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Jan, this time
you've gone too far.
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Now, where did you
get that... that thing?
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It's not a thing, Mom.
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It's a muridae
mus musculus.
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It's icky.
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We won't live with
that in this house!
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CINDY:
No, get it out!
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Make him, Mom.
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Look, Greg, I'm with them.
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You can't keep your muridae
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whatever thing around here.
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Sorry.
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I like Myron.
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You're weird.
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See Tiger doesn't like him
either.
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Well there is an intelligent
animal.
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Myron is harmless,
Mom, really.
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And he's cute.
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CINDY:
Ugly!
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MARCIA:
Make him take it away.
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CAROL:
I don't want
to seem unfair
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even to mice, but...
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What's
the trouble?
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It's him-- my science
project over the weekend.
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I have to train him.
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Oh, and you girls are
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making a little fuss.
Is that it?
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Not a little. A lot.
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Well that doesn't feel very fair
to Greg
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does it?
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Well what about us girls?
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Well it seems to me that
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I remember about 14 girls
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in this house for a slumber
party
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and that wasn't easy on the
boys.
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That's right girls.
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How about a
compromise here?
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Let him keep
his mouse and
his project
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out in
the garage.
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In the garage?
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Well, that sounds
like a pretty good idea.
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What do you say, girls?
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Is it a deal?
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Thanks.
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See how a little thing
makes a boy happy?
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Well, I wish
the little thing
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didn't have beady eyes
and a long tail.
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Okay Greg stick in the cheese!
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Now, your ready?
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Just a minute.
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Okay.
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Get him set so he knows which
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way to go.
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And...
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They are at the gate, GO!
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Go Myrone.
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Common Myrone.
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Common.
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Wait a second
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Go Myron!
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Go Myron.
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Go fella!
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Common Myron go, you can do it!
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Common there's the door
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no take a left! take a left!
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He's not doing so well
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I wonder if its cuz he's not so
intelligent.
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Greg I think its cuz he's not
too hungry.
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Tommorow I'll let Peter and
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Bobby won't fed him so much!
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maybe we will have more luck!
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Oh, I won't be able to help you
tomorrow
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I have to go to one of those
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Saturday breakfast meetings.
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I'll help you Greg.
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Okay.
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Don't forget to turn off the
lights.
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Gotcha!
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Goodnight dad!
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I think its mean that Marcia
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and Cindy to make you keep
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him out here all night
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Ah! It's okay Jen!
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He's perfectly safe out here.
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Let's go.
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Goodnight Myron.
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Goodnight Myron.
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Hey!
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What's the matter?
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It's the middle
of the night.
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I just remembered
the neighbor's cat, Guinevere.
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Hey, yeah.
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Myron's out in the garage.
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She could get to him.
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And that's
her favorite meal.
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Myron's a goner.
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GREG:
He's okay.
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BOBBY:
Yeah, okay.
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Don't worry, Myron.
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We're going to take you
right up to our room.
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But Dad says you have to
keep him out of the house.
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He didn't mean
to leave him
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out here
to be eaten.
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I guess not.
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Okay.
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I'm sure not going
to get him up in the
middle of the night
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just to remind him
of Guinevere.
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Me, neither.
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We'll just keep
Myron in our
room tonight,
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and take him out
in the morning
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before anybody
wakes up.
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Sure. Myron will be safe then
because we'll be with him.
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You guys think
of everything.
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Just don't make
any noise
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and wake
anybody up.
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Shh!
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Hey!
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What's the matter?
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Myron's gone!
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Are you kidding?
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Gee, he is!
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How could he
have gotten
out of there?
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Maybe he watched
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how you opened
the cage.
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We've got
to find him
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before Mom and
Dad find out.
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Suit up, quick.
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PETER:
Yeah, suit up,
quick.
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I bet Tom Tandlebom can find him
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Who's Tom Tandlebom?
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He's in my class, he always
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he always wins when we have
easter egg hunts.
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What are you looking for?
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I don't think its up here
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let's look downstairs.
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Yeah I bet he's downstairs.
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It's downstairs.
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Yeah, It's!
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Well, if there's
one thing I love,
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it's giving up a dreary
Saturday morning golf game
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for an invigorating
business meeting.
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I promised Marge
I'd go downtown
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and do some
shopping with her.
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There's a sale.
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How do think
these go with my outfit?
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Well...
Oh, they don't.
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CAROL:
Well...
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How about these?
Think they're better?
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Well...
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Oh, but I don't think
they go with this bag.
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Let me see...
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No, I think the straw one
would go better, don't you?
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Well...
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You're absolutely
right.
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Hmm...
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Oh, but then I'll have
to change my belt.
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No, I think I'll just
use this one, huh?
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Oh, hi.
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Hey, hi, Alice.
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Where's Mrs. Brady?
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There's a big
sale on downtown.
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What else would get
her out of the house
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at this hour?
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Hey, did you enjoy your day off?
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Well, I took my aunt
to the dentist,
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and then to the hospital
to visit her neighbor.
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Then we went home and played
mah-jongg until 10:00,
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and then we went to bed.
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It may not have
been exciting
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but, on the other hand,
it sure was dull.
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You didn't miss
anything exciting
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around here either.
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See you later, Alice.
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Bye, Mr. Brady.
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What's up, fellows?
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Dad!
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Gee, Dad, where
are you going so early?
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Yeah, it's
awful early.
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I have a meeting.
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What are you looking for?
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Looking for?
Us?
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Were we looking
for something?
272
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:53,874
Look, if it's private and you'd
rather not talk about it,
273
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:57,378
say, "Dad, there is something
we'd rather not talk about."
274
00:13:57,419 --> 00:14:02,174
ALL:
Dad, there's something
we'd rather not talk about.
275
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,552
Okay.
276
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:05,886
Wait a minute, Dad.
277
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,347
The truth is,
we're looking
for Myron.
278
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,473
Myron.
279
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,599
My mouse.
280
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,184
What would
he be doing
in here?
281
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,854
That's what
we're trying
to figure out.
282
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,355
Yeah, he
got away.
283
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,566
Why are you looking
for Myron in the house?
284
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:19,817
Good question!
285
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,695
I thought so, what's a good
answer?
286
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:25,197
I brought him inside last night.
287
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,907
Greg you did that after what you
were told?
288
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:30,619
We only wanted to save him from
Guenevere, the neighbor's cat.
289
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:33,664
We planned to take him out
this morning. Honest.
290
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,000
We wouldn't
wake you up
291
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,209
in the night
to ask you.
292
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,044
Wasn't that
nice of us?
293
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:43,007
Okay, okay, I guess
I get the picture.
294
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,259
Where was
Myron when you
last saw him?
295
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,594
In his cage
in our room
296
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:48,470
when we went
back to sleep.
297
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:50,431
The cage is
still there...
298
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:51,140
But Myron isn't.
299
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:54,643
You better find Myron
before your mother gets home,
300
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:55,895
and that's an order.
301
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,646
I hope we can, Dad.
302
00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:58,814
You better.
303
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,858
I got to go.
304
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,026
GREG:
So long.
305
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,360
PETER:
Yeah.
306
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,738
( sighs )
307
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,406
We've searched upstairs
308
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,408
and we've searched
downstairs.
309
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,451
The attic!
310
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:11,994
Sometimes mice
go up there.
311
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,747
That's where
I'd go if i
were a mouse.
312
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,332
Okay, let's look.
313
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:24,381
( humming
"Pop Goes the Weasel" )
314
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,125
( screams )
315
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,838
( screaming )
316
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,926
( screaming )
317
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,346
What's
the matter?
318
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,889
What happened,
Alice?
319
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,140
Oh, it's nothing.
320
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:16,934
I was getting
a clean spot
321
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,644
up here
on the ceiling,
322
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:23,899
and I almost slipped.
-Guy, she even cleans ceilings.
323
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,276
We've got to keep things
tidy around here.
324
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,987
You better
be careful.
325
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,440
Zap-it Exterminator Company?
326
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,442
This is the Brady residence.
327
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:10,320
You did a termite inspection
for us a while back,
328
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:14,616
and now we've got another
problem: mice.
329
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:17,661
Do you suppose you could
have somebody come out here
330
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,204
in the next hour?
331
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:21,790
We've got a household
full of children and women
332
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,542
that are scared to death
of mice--
333
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:26,503
particularly the one
that's talking to you.
334
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,882
Oh, thank you. Good.
335
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:32,551
Yes, I'll be waiting...
336
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,679
sitting right up here.
337
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,315
Well, that's it, ma'am.
338
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,858
That's all you
have to do--
339
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,610
just squirt
under the house?
340
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:51,445
This is
powerful stuff.
341
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,457
He's got to
be someplace.
342
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,085
But, gee, if he's
not in the house
343
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,419
or in the attic...
344
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,421
Maybe he's
under it.
345
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,381
Yeah, under it.
346
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:14,468
My compliments
347
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,720
to the Zap-it
Exterminator Company.
348
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:17,930
You sure
came fast.
349
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,556
We know how
you ladies feel
350
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,891
about these things.
351
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:21,934
Bye, now.
352
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:22,976
Bye, boys.
353
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,270
Hey, how about
some milk?
354
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,356
Alice?
355
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:30,567
What was that
exterminator
doing here?
356
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,444
I just thought
I'd have him spray.
357
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,613
You never know
what's under
a house.
358
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,990
Under a house?
359
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,742
Well, now, don't get upset.
360
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,120
It's nothing terrible--
just mice.
361
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,121
Mice?
362
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:43,705
Well, mouse...
363
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,415
but I'm sure
he had friends.
364
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,000
What did he
look like?
365
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:50,546
If you insist on
the repulsive details,
366
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,756
he was white,
about that long,
367
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,383
and about that... yech!
368
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,301
Myron.
Myron.
369
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,011
Myron.
370
00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,471
Myron?
371
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,558
He was my
science project.
372
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:05,102
His name was Myron.
373
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:07,855
His name was Myron?
374
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,233
I'm a murderess.
375
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:27,916
Greg, I think
376
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,835
you're going
to be mad at me
377
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,378
for what I'm
going to say,
378
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,422
but it will make
you very happy.
379
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:34,590
What do you mean?
380
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,885
Myron wasn't exterminated.
381
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:40,929
He's in a hamper
upstairs in our room.
382
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:41,346
He is?
383
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,307
Who put him
up there?
384
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:44,433
I did.
385
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:45,517
Come on.
386
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,560
I'll show you.
387
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,478
Oh, boy! Let's
go get him.
388
00:19:56,987 --> 00:20:00,532
I took him out of his cage
in your room last night
389
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,950
just to play a joke.
390
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,744
Okay, okay,
let's see Myron.
391
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,913
Okay, he's right
here where I...
392
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,497
All I see is
a big hole.
393
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:08,832
Me, too.
394
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:12,461
Oh, no... he must have
gnawed his way out.
395
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,688
Well, I haven't
seen such sad faces
396
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,149
since the last day
of summer vacation.
397
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,442
What's the matter?
398
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,611
Myron's gone.
399
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:38,987
What happened?
400
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,906
He's been exterminated.
401
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,824
Rubbed out.
402
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,953
Oh, Greg, I'm sorry.
403
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:47,871
When did it happen?
404
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,917
It doesn't matter now.
405
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,878
( Tiger howling )
406
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,257
Even Tiger's
sad about it.
407
00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:01,009
I'm really sorry.
408
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:09,017
( Tiger howling )
409
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,855
Hello, Alice.
410
00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:16,275
Hello, Mrs. Brady.
411
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,902
Myron?
412
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,362
What happened?
413
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,739
Well, I did it to him.
414
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,450
I had no idea he was
Greg's science project,
415
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,661
and I called the exterminator.
416
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:31,206
I saw that little pink nose
twitching at me,
417
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:32,416
and I panicked.
418
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,959
Oh, no.
419
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,377
Oh, yes.
420
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:45,429
I heard
about Myron.
421
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,471
Oh, Mom...
422
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:49,182
it's all my fault.
423
00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:52,436
I was playing one
of those dumb jokes.
424
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:55,605
That's how Myron
got away, and now...
425
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:56,690
Oh, honey.
426
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,483
I'll never
do it again.
427
00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:00,360
I'll never play
another joke
428
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:01,903
as long as I live.
429
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,740
Oh, well, we know
you didn't mean it.
430
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:06,658
Shh!
431
00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:09,745
Hi.
432
00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:10,787
We're in
mourning.
433
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:12,372
Yeah, Greg
told me.
434
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,041
( Tiger howling )
435
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,377
What's
the matter
with Tiger?
436
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:18,503
( howling continues )
437
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:20,756
Something's bothering him,
all right.
438
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:29,139
( howling )
439
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,856
Well, we all miss Myron,
440
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:38,565
but it's hard to believe
441
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,650
Tiger's this upset.
442
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:41,902
Tiger was scared
of Myron.
443
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:43,987
( whining )
444
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,407
Aha!
445
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,327
I think it's mutual.
446
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,370
What do you mean, Dad?
447
00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:52,829
Take a look.
448
00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:57,334
GREG:
Oh, it's Myron.
449
00:22:58,460 --> 00:22:59,503
Oh...
450
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:00,504
cute.
451
00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:04,091
( all fawning )
452
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:05,342
He was too smart
453
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,843
for the
exterminator.
454
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:09,054
May I hold him,
Greg, please?
455
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:10,639
Well, okay,
if you promise
456
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,141
not to drop him
in any more clothes hampers.
457
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:14,643
Oh, he's so cute.
458
00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:15,852
Isn't he darling?
459
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,562
( all fawning )
460
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:18,855
Looks like the girls
461
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:21,233
had a change
of heart about Myron.
462
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:22,401
Well, why not?
463
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:24,736
I mean, did you
ever see anything
464
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,696
as gorgeous as
this little guy
465
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:29,324
with the beady eyes
and the long tail?
466
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:30,742
Oh, Greg, quick.
467
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:47,968
It's sure
a lot easier
468
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:50,011
to peel a banana
than it is a potato.
469
00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:51,221
You're right.
470
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,806
Some night we
might even try
471
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,182
french-fried bananas.
472
00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:56,309
Any more towels
for the laundry?
473
00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:58,103
Oh, Alice,
your uniform.
474
00:23:58,145 --> 00:23:59,479
You've got
an ink stain.
475
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,314
Oh, you just
couldn't resist
476
00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:03,400
playing one
more trick,
could you?
477
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:03,775
Alice,
I didn't...
478
00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,235
That looks
really real,
479
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,736
but you can't
fool me.
480
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,029
I know how
to take care
481
00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:09,698
of ink spots
like this...
482
00:24:14,911 --> 00:24:17,205
Like you said,
Mrs. Brady--
483
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:20,792
there's an
ink spot on
my uniform.
484
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:26,548
She thought
I did it.
485
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:27,924
Yeah, I know.
486
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:28,675
Well, I didn't.
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