Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:09,884 --> 00:00:11,678
♪ Here's the story ♪
2
00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,638
♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
3
00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,806
♪ Who was bringing up ♪
4
00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:17,392
♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
5
00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:20,103
♪ All of them had
hair of gold ♪
6
00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:21,980
♪ Like their mother ♪
7
00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:25,066
♪ The youngest one
in curls ♪
8
00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:29,112
♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
9
00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:32,991
♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
10
00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:36,953
♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
11
00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:39,539
♪ Yet they
were all alone ♪
12
00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:40,915
♪ Till the one day when ♪
13
00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:43,710
♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
14
00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:47,130
♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
15
00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:48,673
♪ That this group ♪
16
00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,925
♪ Must somehow form a family ♪
17
00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:53,887
♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
18
00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:56,347
♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
19
00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:58,349
♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
20
00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,518
♪ That's the way we became
the Brady Bunch. ♪
21
00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:33,718
Clark?
22
00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:34,385
Huh?
23
00:01:34,385 --> 00:01:36,429
This map of the
United States
I'm drawing
24
00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:37,806
looks kind of weird.
25
00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:39,432
Oh, it'd look better
26
00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:41,392
if you hadn't forgotten
Baja, California.
27
00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:43,686
Yeah, I guess
that would help.
28
00:01:46,564 --> 00:01:48,525
How's the
homework going?
29
00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:50,068
Terrific.
30
00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:55,115
Clark's so wonderful,
so super.
31
00:01:55,156 --> 00:01:56,324
I can't believe it.
32
00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:59,077
I'll take one just like him
33
00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,578
in the big
economy size.
34
00:02:03,581 --> 00:02:05,959
Little girls are so funny.
35
00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,003
Jan was so worried
she'd never have a boyfriend.
36
00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:12,715
Well, let's face it--
11 years old!
37
00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:15,218
She's not getting any younger.
38
00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,929
Mom, have you or Alice
seen my math book?
39
00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,222
I think it's in
the family room,
Marcia.
40
00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,306
Thanks.
41
00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:21,975
Honey, Jan and Clark Tyson
42
00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:23,143
are in there studying.
43
00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:24,519
I won't disturb them.
44
00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,189
Hi.
45
00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:29,274
Hi.
46
00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,651
Clark, this is my sister,
Marcia.
47
00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:33,736
This is Clark Tyson.
48
00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:34,737
Hi!
49
00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:36,030
Hi.
50
00:02:38,741 --> 00:02:41,786
We're studying for
a geography test tomorrow.
51
00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,413
I'll get out of your way.
52
00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:44,789
No hurry.
53
00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:54,632
Wow, have you got a neat sister!
54
00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:55,216
You think so?
55
00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:59,012
Wow! How did you get
a sister like her?
56
00:02:59,053 --> 00:03:02,182
Just lucky, I guess.
57
00:03:13,484 --> 00:03:14,861
Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
58
00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:15,862
Hi, honey.
59
00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:16,863
How was your day?
60
00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,072
Just terrible.
61
00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:20,200
The worst. Really the worst.
62
00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:23,077
I'm so mad I could...
Oh, am I mad!
63
00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,247
Something happen at school?
64
00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:28,041
Something didn't happen
at school.
65
00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:29,792
Clark didn't even look at me.
66
00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:33,171
I saw him at lunch, and I passed
him in the hall five times.
67
00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,757
Maybe he had something else
on his mind.
68
00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:38,218
He sure did-- Marcia.
69
00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:39,219
Marcia?
70
00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:40,720
Yes, Marcia.
71
00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,639
It's all her fault.
72
00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:47,894
What's Marcia got
to do with Clark?
73
00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,729
Well, I'm not sure,
74
00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,773
but I think our blue-eyed
daughter
75
00:03:51,814 --> 00:03:54,609
has been smitten
by the green-eyed monster.
76
00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,115
( tauntingly ):
Mirror, mirror
on the wall,
77
00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:03,576
who's the fairest
one of all?
78
00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,203
Hi.
What's with you?
79
00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,871
What I want to know is
80
00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,165
what's with you...
and Clark Tyson?
81
00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:10,375
Who?
82
00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:12,252
Don't pretend you
don't remember.
83
00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:13,962
After what
you did yesterday
84
00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:15,630
when Clark and I
were studying,
85
00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:18,007
and you came slinking in...
86
00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,008
Oh, him.
87
00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:21,135
Your little friend from school.
88
00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:23,596
He's not my little friend
from school.
89
00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:25,056
He's taller than I am,
90
00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,600
and he's the best-looking
boy in my class.
91
00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,394
You came in there on purpose
92
00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,271
just to turn on
your icky old charm.
93
00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:32,355
Are you kidding?
94
00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,607
Why would I be interested in
him?
95
00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:37,485
He's only a child, I'm a woman.
96
00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:38,903
He's not a child.
97
00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:39,779
He's twelve.
98
00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,656
You're being ridiculous
99
00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,367
all I did was walk in the room
and pick up my book.
100
00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:44,993
Well if that's all,
101
00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:47,370
why did his eyes nearly pop out
of his head?
102
00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,373
I can't help it if his eyes
poped.
103
00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,041
You were trying to steal my
boyfriend
104
00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,501
and you know it!
105
00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,461
I just came in for my book.
106
00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:57,130
And then why did he drool over
you
107
00:04:57,171 --> 00:04:58,965
and pay no attention to me?
108
00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:01,759
Jan, if boys
don't find you attractive,
109
00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:04,595
don't blame it on me.
110
00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:23,531
Marcia,
111
00:05:23,531 --> 00:05:26,075
What's going on between you and
Jen?
112
00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:26,826
I don't know mom
113
00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:30,079
she came in here and accusing me
of stealing her boyfriend.
114
00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:32,498
Imagine a mature person like me
115
00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:33,958
trying to date a twelve year
old.
116
00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,837
Well, you must have done
something honey?
117
00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:38,880
Not a thing.
118
00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:39,464
Honest.
119
00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,466
Yesterday when she was studying
with Clark
120
00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:43,801
and I went in to get my book, I
said "Hi."
121
00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,887
Now what's wrong with that?
122
00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:48,056
Well that all depends on how you
said it,
123
00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:50,725
Hi or Hi!
124
00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:51,392
(laugh)
125
00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:53,436
Mom... it's nothing more than
simple rivalry.
126
00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:58,775
That means competition between
brothers or sisters.
127
00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:02,070
Oh gee I'm glad you cleared that
up.
128
00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:05,198
As long as your smart enough to
know what it means
129
00:06:05,239 --> 00:06:07,283
Let's see if your smart enough
to put a stop to it.
130
00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,452
I'll do everything I can.
131
00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,162
But its really up to Jen.
132
00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:14,165
Greg?
133
00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:14,832
Yeah?
134
00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:15,958
You busy?
135
00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,168
Yeah.
What do you want?
136
00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,920
I need some advice.
137
00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:20,838
Okay.
138
00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,298
Shoot.
139
00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,341
It's about boys.
140
00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,426
I thought you
shrewd females
141
00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:27,470
knew all about
us poor, dumb guys.
142
00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:30,306
Well, this is
for a friend of mine.
143
00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,266
See, she met
this real cute guy,
144
00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:34,310
and everything was groovy.
145
00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:37,271
Until then, all of a sudden,
he lost interest.
146
00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:39,941
Why would a guy do this
to my friend?
147
00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:41,442
Just lose interest?
148
00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:44,612
Maybe she's using the wrong kind
of toothpaste.
149
00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:46,280
I'm serious, Greg.
150
00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:47,031
Well, how should I know?
151
00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:49,909
The guy probably found something
about her he didn't like.
152
00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:51,369
Such as what?
153
00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,538
Maybe she's got a face
154
00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:54,831
that would scare snakes.
155
00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:56,249
She has not.
156
00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:58,209
Is she too fat?
157
00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,210
No.
158
00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,128
Too thin?
159
00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:01,587
No.
160
00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:04,590
Well, then it's got
to be her crummy face.
161
00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,175
Who is it?
162
00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:08,594
Just some unfortunate girl.
163
00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:09,804
Thanks, Greg.
164
00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,188
Yuck!
165
00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,773
It's my crummy face.
166
00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:22,191
Greg was right.
167
00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:24,652
Rotten freckles.
168
00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:26,737
( sighs )
169
00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:30,408
Cinnamon cookies!
170
00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,285
They're Jan's favorites.
171
00:07:32,326 --> 00:07:34,829
Thought I'd make some
to cheer her up.
172
00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:37,248
Well, I guess
a shattered romance
173
00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,458
can be pretty
rough at that age.
174
00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:39,542
Oh, yeah.
175
00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:41,169
I remember when I was 10 or 11
176
00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:43,004
I had a big crush on a girl
177
00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:44,464
Had three teeth missing in front
178
00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:46,340
You or the girl?
179
00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:48,301
(Laugh) Oh no, the girl.
180
00:07:48,342 --> 00:07:50,887
Yeah. She was all gums but I
loved her.
181
00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,222
Through me over for a kid who
can whistle through his nose.
182
00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:56,434
Oh Mike! (laugh)
183
00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,144
I once had an offer of marriage
at 7
184
00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,355
Looking back I should have taken
it.
185
00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:05,151
Mom?
186
00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:06,861
Can I go to the
store, please?
187
00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:08,321
Well, don't
be long, dear.
188
00:08:08,362 --> 00:08:09,363
Dinner's almost ready.
189
00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:11,449
Who can eat?
190
00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:19,665
I wish there was
something we could do
191
00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:21,375
to make her feel better.
192
00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:22,001
Maybe we could give her
193
00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,545
some of her birthday presents
in advance.
194
00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,839
Hey, better than that--
195
00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:29,425
how about a surprise
birthday party?
196
00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:29,926
Wonderful.
197
00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:32,553
A party's a sure cure
for the blues.
198
00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,597
With balloons
and paper streamers
199
00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:35,973
and cake and ice cream?
200
00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,558
The works!
201
00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:46,484
Now, this is a very
important meeting.
202
00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,444
High-level,
top-secret stuff.
203
00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,071
Jan isn't
here yet.
204
00:08:50,112 --> 00:08:51,489
That's the whole point.
205
00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,283
We're planning her
surprise birthday party
206
00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:55,409
for Saturday night.
207
00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:56,410
A surprise party?
208
00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:57,411
Neato.
209
00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:58,412
What do we do?
210
00:08:58,454 --> 00:08:59,413
We'll do anything.
211
00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:00,498
Just tell us.
212
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,916
Cindy, you're in charge
213
00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,252
of putting candles
on the birthday cake.
214
00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:05,836
You know how many to put on?
215
00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,130
Sure. I can even count
high enough
216
00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:09,882
to put candles on your cake.
217
00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:13,010
That many candles would
be against the fire laws.
218
00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:14,595
( all laughing )
219
00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:17,431
Marcia, you have the honor
of baking the cake.
220
00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:19,058
Oh, great.
221
00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,268
Let's see...
222
00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:22,061
Make a double shafon,
223
00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:25,356
orange, three layer upside down
224
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,983
with pink frosting
225
00:09:27,024 --> 00:09:29,819
and peppermint sherbet filling.
226
00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:32,405
Bobby you'll be in charge of
blowing up the balloons.
227
00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:35,032
That's a good job for him, he's
a windband
228
00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:36,117
Na-na-na
229
00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:40,454
Greg, you and Peter will be
in charge of the decorations.
230
00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:43,374
Balloons, paper streemers, all
that jazz...
231
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,084
Now, any questions?
232
00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,711
Who's in charge
of the ice cream?
233
00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:48,087
That's my department.
234
00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:48,963
Want to trade?
235
00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,424
You can blow the balloons and I
can be in charge of the ice
cream.
236
00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:52,883
Are you kidding,
237
00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,176
That would be
like putting a mouse
238
00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:55,761
in charge of the cheese.
239
00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:04,645
Thank you.
240
00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:13,362
Something for
you, young lady?
241
00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,489
Oh, I was just
looking around.
242
00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:17,366
Do you have
any kind of, um...
243
00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:21,162
well... something
to get rid of freckles?
244
00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:22,038
Freckles?
245
00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:23,331
It's for a friend of mine.
246
00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:25,958
For a friend of yours. Hmm...
247
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,794
I suppose these freckles
she has--
248
00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:31,339
they're a real big problem?
249
00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:33,299
They're ruining her life.
250
00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,217
Oh that's too bad.
251
00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:37,553
Making her a social outcast.
252
00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,889
Oh that is a shame!
253
00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:41,724
Pretty girl I supposed if it
weren't
254
00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,517
Those ol' freckles?
255
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:46,354
Well, she's not bad looking.
256
00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:49,482
I mean not really ugly or
anything
257
00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:49,815
Its just... -
258
00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:51,484
Those old freckless!
259
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,445
I can see you understand...
260
00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:57,031
I do...
261
00:10:57,073 --> 00:11:01,243
Well, is there anything I can...
I mean, she can use?
262
00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:02,495
There's some cream and ointments
263
00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:04,205
But I wouldn't recommend them.
264
00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:07,792
You might suggest
265
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,835
to your friend
266
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:12,505
that a little lemon juice
wouldn't hurt.
267
00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:13,923
And stay out
of the sun, too.
268
00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:15,007
I sure will.
269
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,425
Thank you.
270
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,760
( chuckling )
271
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,564
We've got to hide these
birthday presents
272
00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,608
someplace where
Jan won't look.
273
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,152
Hey, how about
under my bed?
274
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,654
Sure.
275
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,532
( door rattles )
276
00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:40,533
Yikes!
277
00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:42,368
Get under the bed!
278
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:12,189
( whispering ):
What's she doing
with lemons?
279
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,653
I guess she wants
sour skin.
280
00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:36,714
PETER:
You should have seen
the neat girl
281
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,175
Clark Tyson
and I walked home with.
282
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:40,968
Her name's Ginny Wilmer.
283
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,303
Talk about cool.
284
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:43,763
GREG:
Yeah, I saw her.
285
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:44,638
She's not bad.
286
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:45,931
She's really neat.
287
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:48,684
All the guys in our class
are flipped.
288
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:51,187
Well, I only saw her
from a distance.
289
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,981
PETER:
She's even better up close.
290
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,983
Kind of crazy eyes.
291
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,735
Lots of freckles.
292
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,738
Boy, do they make her
look out of sight!
293
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,910
There goes your last excuse.
294
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:09,330
It isn't the freckles.
It's just dumb old you.
295
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:10,623
( sobbing )
296
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:22,718
Bobby, would you mind
297
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,804
telling everyone
dinner's ready?
298
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:26,764
Okay. But what's
the matter with Jan?
299
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:27,973
She sure
is acting funny.
300
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,517
In what way?
301
00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:31,519
First, she rubbed a lemon
on her face,
302
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,062
and then she started crying.
303
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,188
Lemon?
304
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,829
Jan?
305
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:52,122
Dinner's about ready.
306
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,458
I'm not hungry.
307
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,877
Hey, hey,
what's the problem?
308
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:59,588
Come on,
let's talk about it.
309
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,590
There's nothing to talk about.
310
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,134
Jan, you'll only make it worse
keeping it to yourself.
311
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,762
Nobody understands.
312
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,722
Oh, I think we do, Jan.
313
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:11,350
Clark Tyson's
just one boy.
314
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,435
One of these days,
you'll meet another one.
315
00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:14,562
You sure will.
316
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:15,771
Hundreds of them.
317
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,982
You mustn't feel left out
318
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,276
because you don't
have a boyfriend now.
319
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,824
But I do have a boyfriend.
320
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:29,535
Oh, you do?
321
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,996
He's one of the nicest boys
in the school.
322
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,789
And he thinks I'm super cool.
323
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,165
That's wonderful.
324
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,458
What's his name?
325
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,752
His name... is George.
326
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:39,795
George what?
327
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,089
George, uh...
328
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,549
George... Glass.
329
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:44,842
George Glass.
330
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:45,926
I'll go wash up for dinner.
331
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,636
I'm starved.
332
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,807
A minute ago, she was
never going to eat again.
333
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,268
Now she's starved and
has a new boyfriend.
334
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,605
Hmm... Well,
go figure out a woman.
335
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,481
Even her size.
336
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,741
Wow! That's
pretty wild.
337
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:09,950
Way out.
338
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,535
That's really
something.
339
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,536
What is it?
340
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,996
A painting.
341
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,916
Yeah, well, the idea
had occurred to us.
342
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:19,793
I painted it for Jan's birthday
Saturday.
343
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,629
Oh, she'll love it, Peter.
344
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,881
But you may have to explain
what it is.
345
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,758
It's supposed
to be an elephant
346
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,176
walking through
some woods.
347
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:30,137
Oh, yeah, of course.
It's an elephant.
348
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,806
Oh, sure. I can
see it clearly now.
349
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:35,309
There's the old elephant,
right there.
350
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,769
That's a clump of trees.
351
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,604
The elephant's over here.
352
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,689
Oh, well, with
this light in here,
353
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,858
it's kind
of hard to see.
354
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,278
Hi, Mom.
355
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,364
Hi, honey. How's
the new boyfriend?
356
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:49,865
Huh?
357
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:50,866
George.
358
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,868
Oh, George. Terrific.
359
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,995
Every day, in school,
he carries my books
360
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,747
and my tray in the cafeteria.
361
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,165
He's out of sight.
362
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,084
I'm home.
363
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,251
Hi, pumpkin.
364
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,336
Hi, Daddy.
365
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,094
Hey, what
does he look like?
366
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,387
Who?
367
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:12,763
George--
your new boyfriend.
368
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,975
He's sort of tall
and dark and handsome.
369
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,559
How come you never
said anything about him?
370
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:18,978
I don't go around blabbing.
371
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:21,855
What's so unusual about
having a new boyfriend?
372
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:24,608
It just seems funny
you never said anything.
373
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,568
Yeah. How come
he never phones?
374
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:29,321
Oh. Well, don't worry.
He will.
375
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:45,838
Hello, operator?
376
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:49,174
Will you call back on 762-0799?
377
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,885
There may be something wrong
with our bell.
378
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,345
Thank you.
379
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,730
( phone rings )
380
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,231
JAN:
I'll get it.
381
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,858
Sure.
382
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,319
Hello.
383
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:10,446
This is Jan.
384
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,823
Oh, hi, George.
385
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,868
It's so thoughtful
of you to call.
386
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:16,618
Excuse me, George.
387
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:20,956
Do you mind?
This is a personal phone call.
388
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,877
Yes, George, I'm listening.
389
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,757
Okay, you guys.
390
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,813
The other girls were
absolutely green with envy
391
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,316
when this real cute boy
started talking to me.
392
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:48,650
What boy? Gordon?
393
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:49,943
Oh, Dad.
394
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,446
I'm talking
about Tommy.
395
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,864
Oh, Mike,
you're out of it.
396
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,157
Gordon was weeks ago.
397
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,742
You got to have
a computer
398
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,577
to keep up with
her boyfriends.
399
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,288
We forgot the pickles.
400
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,456
I'll get them.
401
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,041
No, I'll go.
402
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,882
Hello, operator?
403
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:15,010
We're having trouble
with our phone.
404
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:18,639
Will you call back
at 762-0799, please?
405
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,599
Thank you.
406
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,312
Hey, where
are the pickles?
407
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,897
I guess we're
out of them.
408
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,320
( phone rings )
409
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,738
I'll get it.
410
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,990
Ah...!
411
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:37,658
I'll put up a sign:
412
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,702
"Watch out for housekeepers
crossing highway."
413
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:42,162
Thanks, Alice.
414
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,163
( ringing )
415
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,915
Hello.
416
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,793
Oh, hi, George.
417
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,712
Sure, I can talk.
418
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:53,966
It's so sweet of you
to call, George.
419
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,594
King George
is back on the line.
420
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,264
His father must own
the phone company.
421
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,850
Boy, is he giving
her the rush.
422
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,692
Mind an
interruption, dear?
423
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:12,693
No.
424
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:13,694
I have
an inspiration.
425
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,320
Bring it in.
I could use one.
426
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,281
You know how crazy
Jan is about George.
427
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,491
Why don't we invite him
to her birthday party?
428
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,702
That way, she'd have
a double surprise.
429
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,620
Hey, you're right.
That is an inspiration.
430
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,455
Of course, we have
to find George
431
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,999
without letting
Jan know.
432
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,417
I'll round up
the other kids
433
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:29,168
and put them
on his trail.
434
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,632
Hi, Mom.
435
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,342
Hi, honey.
How did it go?
436
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,719
What about George?
437
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,053
I couldn't find him.
438
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,723
There's no George
in Jan's class.
439
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:43,724
Hi, Dad.
440
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:44,808
Hi, honey.
441
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,685
Oh, hey, wait a minute.
442
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,562
What's the word
on George?
443
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,772
It's a mystery, Dad.
Really.
444
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:51,315
What do you mean?
445
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,817
I checked
in the attendance office.
446
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,111
There's no George Glass
in the whole school.
447
00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:02,117
Well, Mike, the mystery
about George deepens.
448
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,994
Oh, yeah?
How do you mean?
449
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:04,620
I covered
this whole area.
450
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:08,040
There's no George Glass
in this part of town.
451
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,541
That's strange.
452
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:10,417
Sorry.
453
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,294
You tried, Greg.
454
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:16,757
Mike, are you thinking
455
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,634
the same thing
I'm thinking?
456
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,136
Mm-hmm. There's no
George Glass, period.
457
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,387
Exactly.
458
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:25,641
Why? Why this
problem with boys?
459
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,184
She's bright
and attractive.
460
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,894
I wish I knew.
461
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,396
We'd have
to ask a boy.
462
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:35,651
What do you want to ask me
about, Mrs. Brady?
463
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,152
Thank you.
464
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,947
Well, Clark, we've been
curious about something.
465
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,740
And, since you're
in Jan's class,
466
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,201
we thought you might
be able to tell us.
467
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,244
I'll try.
468
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:46,745
It's about Jan.
469
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:50,415
How do the boys
feel about her?
470
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:52,251
They all like her.
471
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,418
They do?
472
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,254
Yeah. She's a real good guy.
473
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,255
"Guy"?
474
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,215
But, Clark, Jan is a girl.
475
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,301
Yeah, but she doesn't look
too much like one.
476
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,553
She doesn't wear groovy clothes.
477
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,306
You don't say?
478
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,808
She's a swell guy.
479
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:11,645
Thanks, Clark.
I get the picture.
480
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,065
Good arm.
481
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:19,278
( whistling merrily )
482
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,990
Dad!
483
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,742
No pictures!
I look terrible!
484
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,203
I'll make sure to
keep you off-camera.
485
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:32,124
Okay, let's go, Jan.
486
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,190
( whispers ):
Hi.
487
00:21:57,232 --> 00:22:00,360
Gee...
I didn't even know it was you.
488
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:04,156
Yeah, this dress is
kind of dumb, isn't it?
489
00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:05,449
What's so dumb about it?
490
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:06,742
I think it's cool.
491
00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:07,951
You mean you like it?
492
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,453
CLARK:
Yeah, I like it.
493
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:11,788
You make a great-looking girl.
494
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,123
Wow!
495
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:16,043
Gee, thanks.
496
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,432
Happy birthday!
Surprise!
497
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,642
Surprise!
Happy birthday!
498
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:35,395
Surprise!
Surprise!
Surprise!
499
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:39,775
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
500
00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:50,243
Happy
birthday!
501
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:52,454
Happy birthday, Jan.
502
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:54,373
Oh, gee,
thanks, Clark.
503
00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:57,376
Oh, Mom, Dad,
it's terrific.
504
00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:59,378
I couldn't have
been more surprised.
505
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:00,879
Yeah.
One thing, though.
506
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,255
How about George?
507
00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:04,341
Oh, it doesn't really matter.
508
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:04,925
I've given George up.
509
00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,844
To me, he doesn't
even exist anymore.
510
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:25,487
CAROL:
Here you go.
511
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:26,988
A piece for you.
512
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,573
Hold on one second.
513
00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:30,867
And a scoop
coming up.
514
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,744
Whammo.
515
00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:37,165
Seconds?
516
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:38,792
Well, that must
be good cake.
517
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,794
( children talking excitedly )
518
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:43,630
There you go.
519
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:46,383
Whammo number two.
520
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:56,935
That's good.
521
00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:58,270
Have you tasted this?
522
00:23:58,311 --> 00:24:00,939
Yeah. It's thick
and rich and gooey.
523
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,649
Just the way
I love it.
524
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:05,569
Well, I think the party's
a swinging success.
525
00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:07,112
Yep. Two down,
one to go.
526
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,280
What do you mean?
527
00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:10,574
First, Marcia had
a boyfriend problem,
528
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:12,576
then it was Jan.
Cindy's next.
529
00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:14,786
Cindy? She's only
eight years old.
530
00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:17,122
She won't be interested
in boys for...
531
00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:18,790
a couple of weeks yet.
532
00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:28,216
I think I'd like to
amend that prediction.
32653
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese