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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had
hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one
in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story
of a man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four men
living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they
were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group ♪
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♪ Must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we became
the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Hi, Cindy.
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Did Bobby come
home with you?
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Where's Bobby?
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Did he stay at
the playground?
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You know, I think I just
got snubbed by Cindy.
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Cindy?
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Oh, that's not
like her, Alice.
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No. I guess she's got
something else on her mind.
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Oh, I'm sure that's it.
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( sobbing )
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Come on, everybody!
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Dinner's ready!
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Come on.
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Maybe we ought to stick a
traffic light in there.
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Where's Jan and Cindy?
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Jan's getting washed,
and Cindy won't come down.
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Won't come down?
Why?
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She won't say.
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In fact, she won't
talk at all.
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( sighs )
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( footsteps approaching )
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Cindy...
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aren't you coming to dinner?
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Don't you feel well,
sweetheart?
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You didn't hurt
yourself, did you?
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You angry with one
of your sisters?
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One of your brothers?
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Cindy, honey, won't you
tell us what's the matter?
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Cindy... you know,
whatever the trouble is,
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we can't help you if you
don't talk to us, hmm?
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Oh, honey...
what is it?
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They said I talk funny.
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They what?
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They said I talk
like a baby.
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Who said?
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CINDY:
Kids at school.
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Especially that mean
old Buddy Hinton.
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He always teases me
because I lisp.
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Well, that shows you what they
know.
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Did you know a lot of children
lisp?
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They do?
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Why sure
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I think in your case its just a
little lazy s
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A lazy s?
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Hmm...
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Listen I used to lisp when I was
a little girl
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Now I say things really swell.
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You know,
I bet we could do something
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to help you get over that lisp.
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What?
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You know those
tongue-twister books of Bobby's?
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We could pick out some
with a whole lot of S's in them,
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and you could practice them.
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Sure let's doing it now.
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"Silly, Sammy, Skunk"
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"Sat on a Stunt"
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That's enough of lot of S's
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That's the point, now you try.
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"Silly, Sammy, Skunk,
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Sat on a..."
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Let's try this one honey
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"Seven silver swans swam
silently seabirds."
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"Seven silver swans swam
silently..."
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It doesn't sound any better.
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Honey you can't expect a change
right away.
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That's right, listen I think you
have had enough for tonight
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Why don't you go upstairs and
get ready for bed okay
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Now listen Cindy, now don't
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give up now you keep practicing.
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Okay and soon I'll speak swell.
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Say, did you really lisp as a
child?
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I sure did.
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Only it was worst for me.
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How come?
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Well I group up in Swamscott
Massachussetts.
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Alright let's try this one,
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"She sells seashells
by the seashore."
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She sells sea...
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She sells sle...
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That's not quite right.
Listen again, honey.
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She shells sh...
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See sells...
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She shells...
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Well, you know, Cindy,
I'm really kind of busy.
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I better go get
ready for shupper.
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Sss...
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Shh...
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Sss...
Sss...
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Sss...
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All right, now say the word.
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Thailboat!
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( lisping ):
"She sells seashells
by the seashore."
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"She sells seashells
by the seashore."
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"She sells seashells
by the seashore."
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Cindy, would you mind
practicing somewhere else?
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Arithmetic is kind of hard.
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( lisping ):
So are S's.
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"Seven silver swans
swam silently..."
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Baby talk,
baby talk.
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It's a wonder
you can walk.
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( lisping ):
Stop that, Buddy Hinton.
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( imitating lisp ):
"Th-op that!"
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Aw, witty-bitty baby talk.
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Let's hear witty-bitty baby talk
say something.
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Come on.
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Say something.
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Cut that out, Buddy!
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Baby, baby, what did you say?
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Quit teasing my sister!
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You want me to quit?
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Then you make me!
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Come on, make me!
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Come on, scaredy-cat, make me!
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Well...
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just stop teasing,
that's all.
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Come on, Cindy.
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Just don't pay
any attention to him.
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Baby talk and scaredy-cat.
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Hey, chicken!
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Hey, Peter-chicken.
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Some chickens
are nice, Peter.
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Come on, Cindy.
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( sighs )
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Cindy, do you mind?
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We have to talk
to Peter,
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and it's
man's business.
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Yeah,
man's business.
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We heard all about
what happened in school.
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That goon, Buddy Hinton--
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he's been shooting
his mouth off
all around your school.
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He says you're chicken.
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Well, what happened?
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What'd he say happened?
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He said you chickened out
of a fight.
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I didn't chicken out
of any fight.
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I just didn't feel very much
like fighting, that's all.
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Hi honey.
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Oh Mike would you go right up
and talk to Peter?
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It's one nice thing about having
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six kids you can always come
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home to a crisis.
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Well Peter is really feeling
well.
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What happened?
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Well you know that boy Buddy
Hinton
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that's always teasing Cindy
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Yeah.
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Well Peter told him to stop,
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well the boy wanted to fight and
Peter didn't
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so the boy called Peter a
chicken
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and --
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And I better go up and talk to
Peter.
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You got to Peter, you got to
fight him!
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You guys take a look at Buddy
Hinton lately?
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He's big.
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He's not so big.
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Maybe not to you, but he's big
to me!
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He looks kinda big to me too.
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If you don't fight him,
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everyone is going to call you a
coward!
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Dad, does it
make me a coward
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if I don't
fight a guy?
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No, of course not.
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You kidding?
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Well, if he
bothers her again,
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I know
how to handle him.
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Oh, now,
just a second, Greg.
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This is
Peter's problem,
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and fighting isn't
the answer to anything.
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If it were, why, the
biggest and strongest
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would always be right.
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That doesn't make
any sense, does it?
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Did you try reasoning
with Buddy Hinton?
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Explaining to him why
he shouldn't tease Cindy?
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He wasn't exactly
in a talking mood.
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( chuckles )
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You might have tried, anyway.
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Reasoning, hmm?
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Calm, cool reasoning.
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That's a lot better
than violence. See?
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And it's the
only sensible way
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to settle
differences, okay?
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Hmm?
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Clean up before dinner.
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Dad's right.
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If Buddy starts
teasing Cindy again,
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I'll just reason
with him.
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Well, if it
isn't baby talk
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and her big brother,
chicken.
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You leave us alone.
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What about you, chicken?
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Learned how to cackle yet?
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Cut it out, Buddy.
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Baby talk, baby talk.
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I told you
to stop teasing.
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Make me!
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Fighting's dumb, Buddy.
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Oh, is that so?
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Yeah.
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Let's try reasoning together.
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Buddy isn't much on reasoning.
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You mean
he took a poke at you
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while you were
still talking to him?
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I didn't get very far.
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Well, I think
that's terrible.
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Just what kind of a boy
is Buddy Hinton?
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Well...
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he's a good hitter.
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Here. Put this
on your eye.
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What is it?
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Well, it's Tiger's dinner,
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but I think it's going to do you
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a little more good
than it will him.
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That's settles it.
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Wait a minute.
Mike!
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Mike, where
are you going?
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To talk to
Buddy Hinton's father.
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We can't have this
going on all the time.
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Now, you're not
going over there
and getting into a fight?
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Of course not.
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I'm just going
to reason with him.
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Reasoning.
Calm, cool reasoning.
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Uh... Mr. Hinton?
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That's right.
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Hi. I'm Mike Brady.
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I'm Peter's father.
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Oh. How's
your kid's eye?
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Well, he's got a real shiner.
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Too bad your kid
don't know how to fight.
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Yeah, well, that's what I was
here to talk to you about.
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I suppose you know
what's been going on.
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Oh, sure.
My kid tells me everything.
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Buddy tell you that, um,
he hit Peter
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when he was just trying
to talk to him?
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He's just sore 'cause
he don't know how to fight.
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Did Buddy tell you
the whole thing got started
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when he was teasing
my youngest daughter?
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So what? Kids are kids.
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They're always picking
on each other.
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Well, you don't care
if Buddy picks on little girls?
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I mean, little, little girls.
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I don't tell my kid
who to pick on.
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Maybe you ought to tell him
not to pick on anybody.
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What are trying to do?
Preach to me?
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00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,128
No, no. I'm just trying
265
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,422
to discuss this
in an adult manner.
266
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,841
Well, don't tell me what to do.
Buzz off.
267
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,760
Off my property.
268
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:43,095
Or would you like
to be helped off?
269
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:45,514
You think you could do that?
270
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,933
I'm not a little girl, you know.
271
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:55,691
You I can handle.
272
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,943
Well, you I'd
like to see try.
273
00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:02,531
MIKE'S INNER VOICE:
"I'm just going to reason
with him.
274
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:05,367
Reasoning.
Calm, cool reasoning."
275
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:08,537
Oh, shut up!
276
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,516
No wonder Buddy Hinton
acts like that.
277
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:29,725
His father
is twice as bad.
278
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:30,976
What happened?
279
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:32,394
He couldn't care less
280
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:34,355
if his son beats up people
or teases little girls.
281
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:34,980
That's fine with him.
282
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:38,025
Oh, Mike, he couldn't
be that unconcerned.
283
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:41,403
From now on, Peter has my
permission to defend himself.
284
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:42,988
You want the two boys to fight?
285
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,949
No, honey,
I don't want them to fight,
286
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,575
but if Buddy
pushes Peter around,
287
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,494
then he doesn't have
to stand there
288
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,329
like a... a... a sitting duck.
289
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,623
Stand there like a sitting duck?
290
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:56,043
Sit there like a sitting duck.
What's the difference?
291
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,420
From now on,
Peter can defend himself.
292
00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:00,297
You're as bad
as Mr. Hinton.
293
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,549
Where are you going?
294
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,467
To talk to
Mrs. Hinton.
295
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,552
What good
will that do?
296
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:06,136
You men are always fighting.
297
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,179
It's your male ego.
298
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:07,805
Women are different.
299
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,100
We'll just sit calmly
and work everything out.
300
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,351
You'll see.
301
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,899
You are so right, Mrs. Brady.
302
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,651
I couldn't agree with you more.
303
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,486
Oh, I knew you would,
Mrs. Hinton.
304
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,322
I'm sure we can settle
this little misunderstanding
305
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,282
very simply.
306
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:27,825
How would we do that?
307
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,786
You could just talk to your
husband about your son.
308
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,663
Oh, I couldn't do that.
309
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,706
Why not?
310
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:36,208
Well, that's man's business.
311
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:40,504
If I poke my nose in that,
Ralph would be terribly upset.
312
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,381
You won't talk to your husband?
313
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,341
Ralph has very
strong opinions
314
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,259
about raising boys.
315
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,969
Yes, I'm aware of that.
316
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,221
If I try to talk to him
about Buddy,
317
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:52,057
he tells me, "Buzz off."
318
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:54,727
And, of course, I buzz off.
319
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,604
Well, um, Mrs. Hinton...
320
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:59,648
whatever Ralph thinks
is fine with me.
321
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:00,858
Surely you must have
322
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,277
feelings on the matter,
Mrs. Hinton?
323
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:03,903
Oh, I listen to Ralph.
324
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,906
And I think you'd be
well-advised to listen
325
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:09,450
to what Ralph has to say,
too, Mrs. Brady.
326
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:13,203
Frankly, I don't care what Ralph
has to say, Mrs. Hinton.
327
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:16,040
CAROL'S INNER VOICE:
"Women are different.
328
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:19,209
We'll sit calmly
and work everything out."
329
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,544
Oh, shut up.
330
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:31,639
Hey.
331
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,806
You're right, Mike.
332
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,433
You're absolutely right.
333
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:35,893
From now on,
if Peter has to,
334
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,645
then let him
defend himself.
335
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:38,228
Didn't you have your
336
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,564
woman-to-woman talk
with Mrs. Hinton?
337
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,651
Oh, I tried,
but she's as bad as her husband.
338
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:46,487
I take it
negotiations fell through.
339
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,698
Negotiations? I was
the only one negotiating.
340
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,825
It was absolutely terrible--
Ralph this, Ralph that!
341
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,118
She couldn't say
Honey, listen...
342
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,079
one thing
for herself.
Wait a minute.
343
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,081
I'll negotiate
with you anytime.
344
00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,167
I can't understand her being
that dependent on him.
345
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,002
Pow! Right in the kisser.
346
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,004
That's what I'd do
to Buddy Hinton.
347
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,465
Too bad Mom and Dad
are patching things up.
348
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,092
Yeah, Buddy needs
a good licking.
349
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,135
Might stop him
from being such a bully.
350
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:11,804
You sure you
could lick him?
351
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:12,888
Are you kidding?
352
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,057
Last time, he gave
you a black eye.
353
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,684
That was just a lucky punch.
354
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:18,143
How many punches
did he throw?
355
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,144
One.
356
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,689
Boy, how lucky
can you get?
357
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,525
Twist and roll,
twist and roll!
358
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:26,026
Boom-boom-boom!
359
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,194
Boom, Buddy Hinton!
360
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,530
If I could get
another crack at him,
361
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:30,572
I'd wipe him out.
362
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:31,699
Hi, fellas.
363
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,075
Hey, Pete's just
showing us
364
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:33,492
how he's going to
take Buddy Hinton.
365
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,285
Pete could
wipe him out!
366
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,955
That's what I'm here
to talk about.
367
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,208
Your mother and I
haven't been able
368
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,377
to get very far
with Buddy's parents
369
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:47,339
and, well, if Buddy
starts a fight again,
370
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,925
I think you
have the right
to defend yourself.
371
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,635
Hurray!
That's great!
372
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,220
GREG:
Hey, that's great, Pete.
373
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:53,804
You're going to get
your big ch...
374
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,764
I want you to try
to reason with him.
375
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,099
If that doesn't work,
376
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,851
and he starts
something, well...
377
00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,060
that's different.
378
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:03,355
What's the matter,
Pete?
379
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,523
Uh, listen...
380
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,358
you fellas excuse me
for a minute.
381
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,943
I want to talk
to Peter alone
382
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,737
and make sure
he understands.
383
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:11,780
Oh, Dad,
come on.
Come on, Bobby.
384
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:19,079
Well, I just thought
maybe you might have, uh...
385
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,623
something you want
to talk to me about.
386
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:24,001
Go on. You can talk.
387
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,210
Guess not.
388
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,837
Huh? Nothing?
389
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,339
You know, Dad,
390
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:32,676
I guess I really...
391
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,762
I guess
I really am a...
392
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:35,971
a coward.
393
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,681
Why?
394
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,308
You mean because you're
395
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:40,809
a little bit frightened?
396
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,186
Aw...
397
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,147
the bravest men in the
world get frightened.
398
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,691
Heroes get
frightened, Peter.
399
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:49,610
Honest?
400
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:50,819
Why, sure, they do.
401
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,279
You know, standing up
402
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:55,157
for what you believe is right,
403
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:58,035
and knowing you may
have to defend it...
404
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,662
well, that can scare anybody.
405
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,206
Adults included.
406
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,458
There's something else, Dad.
407
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,461
I'm really not
a very good fighter.
408
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,922
I've never been in a real fight.
409
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:13,467
Well, that's nothing
to be ashamed of.
410
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,679
You get out of here.
411
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:19,473
There comes
a time, Peter,
412
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,601
when you have to learn
to defend yourself.
413
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,686
Could you teach me?
414
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:25,771
Yes. Yes, I...
415
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,689
well, I could,
if you want me to.
416
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:28,732
Yes, please.
417
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,484
All right, okay, look.
418
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,735
From now on...
419
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,612
from now on,
you're in training.
420
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,197
And, in
a couple of weeks,
421
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,615
Buddy Hinton
won't be able
422
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,075
to lay a glove
on you.
423
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,076
You think so?
424
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,369
I'm positive.
425
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:43,872
What if Buddy
starts training, too?
426
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,379
( fight bell rings )
427
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,801
That's it, Peter.
Jab and move.
428
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:56,844
Jab and move!
429
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:57,261
It's not working.
430
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,513
Every time I jab,
he moves.
431
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,557
And every time
I move, he jabs.
432
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,685
Don't get discouraged.
It takes practice.
433
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:07,062
It might help
if Peter kept
his eyes open.
434
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,190
( fight bell rings )
435
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:13,861
Can I play, too?
436
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,112
It's not a game.
437
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,115
We skip rope
in gym class
all the time.
438
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,450
Cinderella
dressed in yellow
439
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:23,078
went upstairs
to kiss a fellow.
440
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,955
How many kisses
did she get?
441
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,416
One, two,
three, four,
442
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:28,167
five, six,
seven, eight...
443
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:33,297
( fight bell rings )
444
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:33,922
Keep moving.
445
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:34,464
At all times, it's important
to keep moving.
446
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:37,176
It's difficult to hit
a moving target.
447
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,302
Remember that.
448
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,305
You watching? You watching?
449
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,014
( chuckles )
450
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:48,353
Now, look. This is called
the old Buzz Saw Defense.
451
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,771
Don't tell me you
never saw that before.
452
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:50,731
Never.
453
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:51,982
The trick is...
trick is...
454
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,317
you get their
attention
455
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,526
on this fist,
and then...
456
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,652
See? Like that.
457
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,070
Watch. Got it? Okay.
458
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,074
Keep moving.
459
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,910
Get their attention
on this hand...
460
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,828
( thumps hard )
( groans )
461
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,629
( fight bell rings )
462
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,214
That's it, Petey,
you got it!
463
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,131
That's great,
Pete.
464
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,759
Yeah, you got
it now.
465
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,762
Keep your chin
tucked in.
466
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:22,888
Jab, jab, cross!
467
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,139
Cross with the left!
468
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,307
Yeah. Yeah.
469
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,225
Keep moving.
470
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:27,392
( fight bell rings )
471
00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:28,977
Seven silver swans
472
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:31,104
swam silently seaward.
473
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,773
Seven silver swans
474
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,900
swam silently seaward.
475
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:37,069
Seven silver swans...
476
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,112
Are you going
to the kitchen again?
477
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:41,448
All this training
makes me hungry.
478
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,034
Oh, Peter.
479
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,327
Yeah?
480
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,913
You don't have to fight
Buddy Hinton for me.
481
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,748
I'm not afraid of
his teasing anymore.
482
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,250
How come?
483
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,960
I've been practicing.
484
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,878
Now I speak really swell.
485
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:55,963
Well, don't worry.
486
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:57,256
If he starts any trouble,
487
00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:58,298
I can handle him.
488
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,217
Are you sure?
489
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,302
Sure, I'm sure.
490
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:03,720
I think.
491
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:12,562
Why are all these kids
following us for?
492
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,481
They don't walk
home this way.
493
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,441
I guess they wanted to watch.
494
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:17,567
Watch what?
495
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:18,151
The fight.
496
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:20,862
How do they know
there might be a fight?
497
00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:23,949
I guess maybe I mentioned it.
498
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:26,743
Aw, Cindy.
499
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:33,166
Well, if it isn't baby talk
and the chicken again.
500
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,626
Hey, chicken,
let's hear you cackle.
501
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:36,336
Let's not start
this again, Buddy.
502
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:39,339
I want to hear you cackle,
chicken. Come on.
503
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:40,507
( cackles )
504
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,550
That's dumb.
505
00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:43,176
Cut out
all the teasing.
506
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:45,012
Hey, baby talk.
507
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,139
Itty-bitty itsy-bitsy baby talk.
508
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:48,390
Cut it out.
509
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,350
What are you going
to do about it?
510
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,643
Let's reason.
Talk about it.
511
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,061
Shut up or fight.
512
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,521
Don't you want to talk about it?
513
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,481
You heard me. Shut up or fight.
514
00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:58,608
Okay, if that's
the way you want it.
515
00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:00,861
I'm ready.
516
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:03,030
You asked for it.
517
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:11,955
Gee, Buddy, I'm sorry.
518
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,916
I didn't mean to hurt you.
Really, I didn't.
519
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,835
Gee, you knocked my tooth loose.
520
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:17,919
I did what?
521
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:19,713
( lisping):
It's looth!
522
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:20,756
See how it wiggles?
523
00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:23,216
CINDY:
You sure talk funny.
524
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:25,344
( kids laughing )
525
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:26,345
Stop it!
526
00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:27,804
It's not funny!
527
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,222
Baby talk, baby talk.
528
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,099
It's a wonder
you can walk.
529
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,559
( kids laughing )
530
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,231
Don't do that.
531
00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:39,399
It's not funny.
532
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,526
Go on.
Get out of here.
533
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:50,494
Why shouldn't
we tease him?
534
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:51,578
For the same reason
535
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,413
you didn't like
him teasing you.
536
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,499
I guess you're right.
537
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:59,044
You know, Peter,
you're very brave.
538
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:00,754
I am?
539
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:03,006
Aw... Come on.
540
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,217
Let's go home.
541
00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:23,318
( doorbell rings )
542
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:26,405
I'll get it.
I'll get it.
543
00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:32,244
Hi.
544
00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:33,203
Hi.
545
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:33,578
Mr. Brady?
546
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:35,288
Can I come in,
pleathe?
547
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:37,124
Uh... well, sure.
548
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:44,589
Hi.
549
00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:46,508
I don't believe
we know you, do we?
550
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:47,884
Yes, ma'am.
551
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:49,761
I think
maybe you do.
552
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,847
I'm Buddy Hinton.
553
00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:57,811
Well, um... what can
we do for you, Buddy?
554
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,604
I wanted
to see Cindy.
555
00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:03,817
Well, may I ask why
you want to see her?
556
00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:05,694
Well, I wanted to know
if I could borrow
557
00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:07,279
her tongue
twithter book.
558
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,113
I thought it
might help me
559
00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:09,406
with my
looth tooth.
560
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,324
Of course you can see her.
561
00:24:11,366 --> 00:24:14,953
And we're very glad
that you're all friends now.
562
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:18,623
Well, Buddy, have you
learned anything valuable
563
00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:20,417
from this experience?
564
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,210
I sure have,
Mr. Brady.
565
00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:24,629
Peter's got
a good left hook.
566
00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:29,509
Yeah, he has.
35555
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