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- ♪ MTV ♪
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- Previously on
"RuPaul's Global All Stars"...
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For this week's Maxi Challenge,
you'll be playing
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the Snatch Game Of Love.
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- Spank my ass and
call me Prinny Di.
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- [laughs]
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- What would you feed me?
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- Banana.
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- Spanish salad.
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- Mm.
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- It's so funny, but not
for the right reasons.
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- It was a slam dunk.
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- Kitty Scott-Claus,
you are the winner
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of this week's challenge.
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It was very Method acting.
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You just didn't have
the jokes there.
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When did you realize
it wasn't going well?
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- When I didn't make you laugh.
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- Vanity Vain,
shantay, you stay.
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Gala Varo, sashay away.
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[laughter]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- Whoo, yay.
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Well, we're back
in the Werk Room,
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and I am buzzing
off my second win.
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I can feel that crown
landing on my head.
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I need it.
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- And congratulations.
[cheering]
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- I'm a Snatch Game winner,
baby!
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- I don't understand how
your mind works so quickly.
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I don't understand.
It's a gift.
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- The gift of being
a gobby cow.
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- [screams]
- Speaking of gobby cows...
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[cow mooing]
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- You won last week,
and now you're low.
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How do you feel?
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- I mean,
I'm not going to lie--
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it did feel
like a loss of moo-mentum.
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- Shut the fuck up.
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- I want to say I felt seen
but not "herd."
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- Oh, my God.
- [laughs]
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- I feel a bit rattled
after my Snatch Game.
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[yodeling]
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- Mm-hmm.
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- But I'm absolutely
stepping up this week
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because the week before
the Snatch Game, I had won,
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and I want to go back
to that happy place.
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- I'm really sad
that Gala's gone.
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Obviously, I didn't
want you to go either.
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- That was my favorite
lip sync in the entire history
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of "RuPaul's Drag Race."
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- You made Ru--
she was howling.
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- [laughs]
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- I've never heard her laugh
like that in a lip sync.
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- Since we talked
and you were like,
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put your voice in the back seat
or whatever...
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- Yes, in the boot.
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- I've just decided to have fun
and not be up in my head.
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But I've had so much fun, and
everything feels so right.
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- But, baby, you
milked that lip sync.
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- That wasn't
a very organic joke.
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- Well, it was A grade.
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- Oh, my God.
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- [laughs]
- I'm getting out of drag.
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- Bye.
- I'm leaving.
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- ♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪
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The winner
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of "RuPaul's Drag Race:
Global All Stars"
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will receive a one year supply
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of Anastasia
Beverly Hills Cosmetics
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and a grand prize of $200,000.
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With extra-special
guest judge Graham Norton.
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♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪
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♪ May the best drag queen win,
best drag queen win ♪
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- Yes!
- Yay!
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- Come on, new day.
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- It's a new day
in the Werk Room,
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and, oh, my goodness,
there's seven of us left.
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I'm looking around the room.
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This is definitely
not the group
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that I was completely expecting
when we first walked in.
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Regardless, I'm
still not bothered
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by any of these bitches.
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- Oh, my God, Gala is gone.
- I know.
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What are we going
to look at now?
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God, look at the room--
just a bunch of cross-dressers.
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Disgusting.
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And, Vanity, you're still here.
- I'm still here.
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- Oh, my God.
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- Vanity Vain is
officially the cockroach
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of "Global All Stars."
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You just can't get rid of her.
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- All jokes aside,
I won over Eva.
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And then I sent home Miranda,
and I just sent Gala home.
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Am I the lip-sync assassin
of the season?
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- What do we think this week's
challenge is going to be?
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- We had Snatch Game last week.
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What about
a marketing challenge?
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- No, another comedy challenge.
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You want to win
for the third time?
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- Yes, I do.
[laughter]
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[siren wails, all screaming]
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- I would love another
comedy challenge.
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Come on, let's get
two wins in a row.
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- My queens, comedy
is like coffee.
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It's best served dark,
piping hot,
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and good
till the last mic drop.
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- Ooh.
- Wow!
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- Another comedy challenge.
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No!
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RuPaul, we need to talk.
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Come, sit with me.
We need to talk.
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- Yes, come on.
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- So I'm looking
around the room.
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I notice that only me and Kitty
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are jumping-up
teenage schoolgirls.
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The rest of them
look really worried.
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And they should be, because
after the reading challenge,
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bitch, they could
all go home today.
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[laughs]
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[elevator bell dings]
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- [laughs]
Hello, hello, hello.
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[cheering, indistinct shouting]
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My Global All Stars.
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- Hello.
- Ciao!
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- At this point
in the competition,
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you could probably
all use a little pick-me-up.
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- Please.
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- For this week's
Maxi Challenge,
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it's nation versus nation...
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as you star
in a rich international roast.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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- [imitates sobbing
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- [cheers]
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- I know nothing about roasts,
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but my dad makes a mean
rotisserie,
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and that's
what I'm going to go for.
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Thank you very much.
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- #GlobalAllStars.
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Now, later today, you'll be
treated to a master class
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in roasting
by a surprise guest.
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all: Ooh.
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- Lord knows I need that.
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I am getting
a little worried.
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[chuckles] I hope that I can do
well or just be safe.
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- Now, Kitty, since you won
last week's Maxi Challenge,
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you get to decide
the roast performance order.
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- Oh.
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- There's definitely,
like, a sense of pressure,
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now I'm, like,
setting the order.
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- Kitty, you want a massage?
- Who's my best friend now?
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Ooh, I've got power
over these girls.
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- And tomorrow on the runway,
category is
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Blow Me Away...
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[cheering]
- Yes.
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- Where you need
to serve an outfit
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that comes alive in the wind.
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All Stars, start your engines,
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and may
the best global glamazon win.
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[cheering]
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Mmm.
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[energetic music]
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- The vibe in the Werk Room
this morning
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is laser focus.
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This is the roast.
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This is a huge challenge.
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All right,
Tessa Marie Sue Louise.
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- [laughs]
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Now, Miss Alyssa, how you
feeling about this roast, girl?
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- I'm thanking
all the gods above
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that I get a second chance.
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I know everybody saw me
in season five do a roast,
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'cause I roasted my damn self.
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This was the best
bunch of people
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you could get to come judge?
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Can I get a "gay-men"?
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But I got a different plan.
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- You plan on changing
this now, girl?
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- I'm going to
write my material,
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and I'm actually going
to read the material.
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Wait, did you do a
roast on your season?
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- No, I didn't get this far.
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[laughs]
- You didn't?
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- No.
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Will you teach me how
to be evil, Miss Alyssa?
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Because I don't
know how to be evil.
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- Now, what on
God's green Earth
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makes you think that
I know how to do that?
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I've always been
that motherly role,
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always been a mentor, a coach.
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And Tessa's a handful,
but she's a good-time gal,
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and I will gladly and
proudly accept the job.
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I came to this competition
to reclaim my time
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and grab my crown, and
I ended up with you.
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- She's passing the torch.
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[laughs]
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- These jokes are coming
to me so naturally.
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Literally, I'm looking at
these girls, and I'm like,
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I mean, the jokes write
themselves at this point.
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I won the reading challenge.
This should be a piece of cake.
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Oh, I love a roast.
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I was top two on my season.
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I'm excited to get back at it.
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How are you feeling?
- [squeals]
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- Are you nervous?
- I'm a little nervous.
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I did a roast on my season,
and it went horribly,
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and I was in the bottom.
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Brooke Lynn Hytes,
bitch, I am so scared
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to roast you in this
environmental crisis,
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because what if the ozone
layer makes more holes with all
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the chemicals burning off?
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[chuckles]
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So I'm not very excited
for this challenge.
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Stand-up comedy and roasts kind
of don't make sense in my head.
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- Right.
- I'm a little nervous.
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- Okay.
Well, that should be fun.
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- [laughs]
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Like, what do you do if, let's
say, one joke doesn't land
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and the rest do?
- You just carry on.
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- You just keep going?
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- Last week in Snatch Game when
you were Zeus,
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you had, like, this air
of confidence around you,
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which was, like--I'd never
seen that in you before.
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- I haven't either,
to be honest, yeah.
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- Whatever advice
I give to Pythia is useless
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because she's
not funny, full stop.
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Maybe you need to kill
off Pythia and then
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just be Zeus full time.
- Maybe I should.
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Maybe I should be a drag king.
[laughter]
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♪ ♪
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- I'm sitting with Nelly.
I'm sitting with Vanity.
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Noticing very empty
pages on their sides.
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[laughs] I think I'm
writing really good jokes.
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I'm just going to continue
to let the hate flow.
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How you feeling?
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Did you do roasts
in your seasons?
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- No.
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- We do it
in the "Drag Race Italy."
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But it's not
an Italian thing, no.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- Because I really
find you very rude.
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[laughs]
- No, I'm not.
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I start to understand
the Kween Kong humor.
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- You're a bitch.
[laughs]
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- I'm so cute.
- [laughs]
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- She roasts me all the time.
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But good for me,
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because I can take some jokes
and use it for me.
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- How about you, Miss Sweden?
251
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- No, never done
a roast, but I'm excited.
252
00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:59,207
I think I'm going to
stick to what I know.
253
00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:01,905
And instead of, like,
writing just jokes,
254
00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:04,647
I think I might have a song
in my head that I want to do.
255
00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:05,996
- You're going to write a song?
- Yeah.
256
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:07,737
I choose to "sing"
257
00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:09,652
just because it's more
of, like, my comfort zone
258
00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:11,219
and it hasn't been done before.
259
00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:13,308
- But you've also got really
funny physical comedy.
260
00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:14,875
Like, that was the thing
about the lip sync that--
261
00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:16,441
- Yeah, that's what
I want to bring.
262
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,400
- Yeah.
263
00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:20,445
- Yeah, you already won
with a bad song, so go ahead.
264
00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:24,711
[laughter]
265
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,368
- Hello, All Stars.
[all scream]
266
00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:31,631
- Lovely, Graham.
267
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:34,024
- Okay, how many winners
do I have here?
268
00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,678
How many people have won?
269
00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:37,201
Oh, Nelly.
270
00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,768
[laughter]
271
00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:40,727
- [laughs]
272
00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:46,558
- [laughs]
273
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:50,954
[energetic music]
274
00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:53,304
- Have you decided
the roast order?
275
00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:56,917
- Mm, maybe, maybe not.
276
00:10:57,004 --> 00:11:00,224
- I just hope she doesn't
put me first or last.
277
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,662
[chuckles] I absolutely would
hate that position.
278
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:05,012
- The thing is, I want
the show to be good.
279
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:07,405
Maybe I'll, like, do
one really good person--
280
00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:10,539
like, start with
someone really amazing, me.
281
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,584
- And to put yourself first
when you have that power, hmm.
282
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,282
Yeah.
- Would you not?
283
00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:15,849
- Absolutely not.
284
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,198
- Where would you put yourself?
- I don't know.
285
00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:19,069
Maybe somewhere in the middle.
286
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:20,897
- No, because then you
get forgotten about.
287
00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:23,160
You have a strong opening
and a strong closing.
288
00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:25,206
I want to open the roast.
289
00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:27,338
And I know Kween would be
fab to close the roast.
290
00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:28,862
So those positions are set.
291
00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,864
And then everyone
else, it's just, like,
292
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:33,736
good and bad, one after
the other after the other.
293
00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:36,173
- We have somebody plotting
and scheming over there.
294
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,348
What do you think?
295
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:38,915
- Oh, Miss Kitty
has all the powers.
296
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:41,178
We see you, Miss Kitty,
Miss Kitten.
297
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:42,876
- I don't know what
you're talking about.
298
00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,790
- Girl, you got all the powers
over there to make--
299
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:47,054
And you know the order matters.
300
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:49,491
I'm crossing my fingers that
I'm right in the middle.
301
00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:51,841
I don't want to start it off.
I don't want to finish it.
302
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:54,801
I want to be right
there after a few.
303
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,540
- Well, what do you
think with the order?
304
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,021
Where would you want to go?
305
00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,936
- If I was you, I'm
opening the show.
306
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,633
Follow this act,
you herd of cattle.
307
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,635
- That's what I'm thinking.
308
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,159
- But are you going
first so you can have
309
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:06,856
all the original jokes first?
310
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,902
- Well, they're always original
jokes with me, darling.
311
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,555
- I don't know about
that, Miss Kitty.
312
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:12,514
Because, Miss Thing,
the reading challenge
313
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,603
was giving more,
like, stock reads.
314
00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:17,649
- Wow.
[laughter]
315
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,347
- Can you please
give us the order?
316
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,088
- Yes.
317
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,829
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, did you do it?
318
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,265
- Yes, I did.
319
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:27,007
[dramatic music]
320
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,791
♪ ♪
321
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,010
Mind your own fucking business.
322
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,751
You'll find out
when you find out.
323
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,143
- No, Kitty!
324
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,667
♪ ♪
325
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,235
[elevator bell dings]
326
00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:41,499
- Hello, All Stars.
[all screaming]
327
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,763
- Hi.
- Hi.
328
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,982
- Lovely, Graham.
329
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:48,289
Oh, Graham was a judge
on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK,"
330
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:51,683
so I've got a special place
in my heart for our Graham.
331
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,077
- Should we gather and talk
through what you're going to do
332
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,470
and all of that?
333
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,557
There's coffee.
I brought coffee.
334
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,299
- Thank you so much.
335
00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,301
- Oh, my God.
Graham is absolutely hilarious.
336
00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:02,042
I hope he can give me
some good tips that will
337
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:03,565
keep me out of the bottom.
[chuckles]
338
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,959
all: Cheers.
339
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:08,570
- Okay, we've all got coffee?
- We do.
340
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:09,789
- Thanks, yes.
341
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,007
- I hate to see you leave.
342
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,488
- But love watching
you walk away.
343
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:16,752
[chuckling]
344
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,972
- Now, there's just
seven of you left.
345
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,887
How has it been going?
- Oh, it's been fun.
346
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,671
Well, we've been
having fun, yeah.
347
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,238
- Yeah.
348
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:25,935
- Okay, how many winners
do I have here?
349
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,024
How many people have won?
Oh, Nelly.
350
00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:29,765
[laughs]
351
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:32,681
- I mean, I'm an Italian.
It's something.
352
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:34,552
- It's always so
tragic when people go,
353
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:36,250
"I won a Mini Challenge."
354
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:37,773
[laughter]
355
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:41,429
- I'm still be
the only one without a win.
356
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:44,519
But after the Snatch Game,
I proved to the judges
357
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:47,000
that I can do everything.
358
00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:50,699
So maybe this week is my time.
359
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,962
No, in Italy, we
don't do roast.
360
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:54,529
It's something
that we don't have.
361
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:57,880
But more than funny,
I think I'm delusional, so...
362
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:58,968
- Okay, that works.
- Yeah.
363
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,578
[laughter]
364
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,537
- I don't know Tessa.
- Yes.
365
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,756
- So you're a comedy queen?
Are you--
366
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,107
- You know, to be determined.
367
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,195
- Okay.
- To be determined.
368
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,501
This is my first time
doing a roast, actually.
369
00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:11,851
- Okay.
- Yeah.
370
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,809
- Well, she's funny-looking,
so, look...
371
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,376
[laughter]
372
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:16,856
- I'm very worried
373
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,946
about how I'm going to deliver
these jokes.
374
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,948
So we'll see how
that turns out.
375
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,645
- And how many roasts
have you done, Alyssa?
376
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:25,299
- I've only done one.
377
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:26,953
I roast myself on the daily,
though, so...
378
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,563
- [laughs]
379
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:31,392
- And, now, in my mind,
I thought it was hilarious.
380
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,568
I think I cursed everybody
out in the building,
381
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,875
and they had to cut me off.
382
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,747
And when my mic went off,
I said, it's not working.
383
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,444
The mic--
384
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,925
They said, no, baby,
your time is up. [laughs]
385
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:45,667
I know Ru and Michelle
have high expectations of me.
386
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:48,191
I know that I have to be
387
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:52,935
on my "A" Alyssa game
in this roast.
388
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,329
- So you're an old hat.
You're feeling confident.
389
00:14:55,415 --> 00:14:57,679
- Oh, well, Down Under we roast
each other under the tables.
390
00:14:57,766 --> 00:15:00,290
We go in for blood.
391
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,423
Like, we'll go in, we'll twist
the blade, we'll pull it out,
392
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,207
and the blood will like...
[imitates spurting]
393
00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:06,035
And then we'll chuck
salt at it, rub it in,
394
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,254
and then we'll sit
there and laugh
395
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:08,864
at you as you bleed to death.
396
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,779
I was saying it to the
girls, I said, well,
397
00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:12,607
how do you girls air your dirty
laundry when you're--you know,
398
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:14,174
when you have beef?
399
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:16,002
Do you just bitch about each
other behind their backs?
400
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,917
Probably.
But, yeah, right.
401
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,658
- But the funny thing, I think,
about roasts is funny is key.
402
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:24,358
So worry about the funny
more than anything else.
403
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,708
Some of you might feel
going into this,
404
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:29,450
oh, you know, my English isn't
as good,
405
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,495
or, I don't write jokes.
- Yeah.
406
00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:35,064
- Make those weaknesses
strengths, I would say.
407
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,284
- Miss Pythia is
looking attentively,
408
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,590
and she's got her notepad out,
and she's writing furiously.
409
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,114
But you know what?
I don't think she's getting it.
410
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:43,246
- And then the classic
thing is,
411
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,945
try to make us believe
you're having fun.
412
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,425
[laughter]
But you should be enjoying it.
413
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,862
Because like I say,
you wanted to be here.
414
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,777
No one forced you here.
415
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:55,606
No one got a pig prod out
and go, no, you got in there.
416
00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:57,434
You wanted to be here.
You wanted to do this.
417
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,959
Do you have any questions
about this sort of thing,
418
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,222
or are you having any doubts
about your material?
419
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,093
- Well, how do you
not get canceled?
420
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,661
It's hard to navigate, like,
with how sensitive
421
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,271
people are these days.
422
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:09,925
- Well, I mean, I think
you'll know yourself,
423
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,014
because, you know,
you're all working queens.
424
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,537
So you know what
audiences like.
425
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:15,452
- Right.
426
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:18,368
- You know, I think in the end,
if we're laughing, you're good.
427
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:19,543
You don't get canceled
if people are laughing.
428
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,676
[laughter]
429
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:25,288
- You get canceled if people
are looking worried and ashen--
430
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,464
kind of like, oh, yeah.
431
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,249
So, Kitty, how did
you pick the order?
432
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:30,641
- Well, all I knew is
I wanted to go first.
433
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,165
- Okay.
434
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:34,341
- Because why not start
with the best one?
435
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:35,951
- Oh, all right, Kitty.
- Okay, okay.
436
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,953
And then I thought,
the rest are shit,
437
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,347
so let's just chuck
them on in there.
438
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:43,350
So I'm going to do
me and then Vanity...
439
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,091
She can't deliver a joke
for love nor money,
440
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,657
so she's going to be a valley.
441
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,964
And then Pythia...
442
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,184
Not a funny lady,
so it will just emphasize
443
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:52,881
the fact that I was fantastic.
444
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:55,884
Then going to Alyssa, then
Nelly, then Tessa, then Kween.
445
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:58,191
- Oh, yes.
- Okay.
446
00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,280
That's not just random, is it?
- No.
447
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,195
I was thinking, okay, we need,
like, peaks and valleys
448
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:03,544
with this.
449
00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,241
- Who are the peaks,
and who are the valleys?
450
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:06,502
- Well, we will see.
451
00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:07,983
- We shall see.
- Oh!
452
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,463
- But I'll go first.
- But I'll go first.
453
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,247
[laughter]
454
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:14,381
- She puts me after her
because coming up with jokes
455
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,035
is not my strong suit.
456
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:20,343
But what I'm good at
is writing lyrics.
457
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,606
- Well, talking to you,
you're all funny.
458
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,781
So you should be funny tonight.
459
00:17:24,868 --> 00:17:26,915
So I guess the only bit of
comedy advice left is,
460
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:29,265
don't fuck it up. all right?
461
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:30,788
And I'll see you later.
462
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,834
Oh, Pit Crew.
- [gasps]
463
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,879
- I can't travel alone.
- Yes.
464
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:36,229
- All right.
We'll see you later.
465
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,579
Look forward to laughing.
Thank you.
466
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,146
Come on, Miguel,
we're out of here.
467
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,756
- Bye, Manuela. Love you.
- Bye.
468
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:45,064
- Oh, faah!
- Oh.
469
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:48,067
- I am confident enough
in my comedic abilities
470
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,286
that it doesn't matter
where you are placed.
471
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,766
And if they don't like
their positions,
472
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,855
well, tough tits, toots.
473
00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:56,162
Can I just ask how everyone
actually feels about the order?
474
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,250
- I'm afraid.
475
00:17:57,337 --> 00:18:00,079
So I think that
be after Alyssa,
476
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,473
there is a very strong
competitor, it's not easy,
477
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,519
but someone need to do.
478
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:06,955
And I think you're for me
479
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,826
because you know
that I can be funny.
480
00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:11,916
I can see maybe Pythia
481
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:14,571
struggle after Alyssa.
482
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,443
I don't want to be
rude with anybody.
483
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,097
- That was very rude.
You were rude.
484
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:19,359
You're a bitch.
I can't believe it.
485
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:20,621
Oh, my God.
"I'm so sweet.
486
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,013
I'm so sweet.
487
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,493
Pythia, you're
going to struggle."
488
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:26,496
[laughter]
489
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:31,153
- ♪ On "RuPaul's
Global All Stars" ♪
490
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,938
♪ We gather on the stage ♪
491
00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:36,332
- Okay, maybe I won't be
the worst in this roast.
492
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,683
- [laughs]
493
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,341
- [laughs]
494
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:48,475
[upbeat music]
495
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:50,390
♪ ♪
496
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,043
- Yes, oh, my God,
it's a new day.
497
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,436
- Move!
498
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:56,091
- Oh, wow. That was very
aggressive, darling.
499
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:57,875
So it is elimination day.
500
00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:00,835
And, listen, there is no way
I'm going home today.
501
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:03,577
Bitch, I am not holding
back for nothing.
502
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,405
These bitches are
going to get it. [laughs]
503
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,407
- I'm so excited
for this roast.
504
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,757
I can't wait.
- It's going to be fun.
505
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,585
- So yesterday when we
were talking with Graham,
506
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:14,849
I obviously asked the question,
how do you not get canceled?
507
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:18,157
[laughs] Do you girls
find it really tricky
508
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,159
to sort of have
to censor yourself?
509
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:21,638
- Being in the public eye,
510
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:24,075
we do have more
of a responsibility.
511
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,555
- Mm-hmm.
512
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,427
- But we are human, and
I think that we live
513
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:28,776
in a world of social media.
514
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:30,604
The judges aren't
really the judges
515
00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:32,083
sitting up there on the stage.
- Right.
516
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,782
- It's the keyboard
warriors at home.
517
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,740
- After my season,
I got so much hate.
518
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,525
- Why?
519
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:41,267
- They really
didn't get me in Sweden.
520
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,182
They just thought
that I was so,
521
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,184
like, really sour as a person.
522
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,881
- I love what Ru says.
523
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:49,362
What people have to say about
me is none of my business.
524
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:50,972
- Exactly. I love that.
- Mm-hmm.
525
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:53,279
- Let's spread
positivity, not love.
526
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,411
But that being said, let's
burn each other in this roast.
527
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,935
No holding back.
No punches barred.
528
00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:01,156
Baby, baby, let's get
this roast a-cooking.
529
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,811
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
530
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:10,078
♪ ♪
531
00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:11,993
- ♪ Cover girl ♪
532
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,125
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
533
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,475
♪ Head to toe ♪
534
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:18,042
♪ Let your whole body talk ♪
535
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:19,566
♪ Cover girl ♪
536
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,263
♪ And what? ♪
537
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:22,960
Welcome to the main stage
538
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:25,746
of "RuPaul's Drag Race:
Global All Stars."
539
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:29,750
She likes her coffee
like she likes her men.
540
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:31,708
It's Michelle Visage.
541
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,884
- That's right, Ru.
Chock full of nuts.
542
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:37,105
[laughter]
543
00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:39,803
- He puts the D in comedy.
544
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,327
It's Jamal Sims.
545
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,981
Now, Jamal, are you
a coffee drinker?
546
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:47,463
- Let's just say I love
anything that's hot, brown,
547
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,291
and keeps me up all night.
- Ooh.
548
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:51,075
[laughter]
549
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:55,428
- And our international
treasure, Graham Norton.
550
00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:57,430
Now, Graham, do
you like coffee?
551
00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:58,866
- I'll have what
Jamal's having--
552
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,171
diarrhea.
553
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,653
[laughter]
554
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,438
- This week, we
challenged our All Stars
555
00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:10,747
to brew up some comedy at
our Rich International Roast.
556
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:15,361
And tonight on the runway,
category is Blow Me Away.
557
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,754
All Stars, start your engines,
558
00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:21,497
and may
the best global glamazon win.
559
00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:24,979
[upbeat music]
560
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:29,679
Welcome to our
Rich International Roast.
561
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:33,727
And perk up your ears
for Kitty Scott-Claus.
562
00:21:33,814 --> 00:21:36,251
- Come on, girls.
Come on, girls.
563
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,862
Oi, oi, saveloy.
564
00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:42,692
Good evening, Ru,
Michelle, Jamal,
565
00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:45,304
lovely Graham, and the cast
566
00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:48,959
of "RuPaul's Drag Race:
Global Some Stars."
567
00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:50,874
Sorry, no.
My bad, my bad.
568
00:21:50,961 --> 00:21:52,572
The cast
569
00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:56,315
of "RuPaul's Drag Race:
Global All Stars."
570
00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:57,751
Plus Tessa.
571
00:21:57,838 --> 00:22:00,449
- Wow.
572
00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:01,537
- Where to begin?
573
00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:04,018
I know, Pythia.
574
00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:08,588
Pythia is living proof that
reading is not fundamental.
575
00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:10,154
- [laughs]
576
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:13,157
- Now, Vanity, her
wigs are so crunchy,
577
00:22:13,244 --> 00:22:16,857
it looks like she's brushed
them with a toffee apple.
578
00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:19,947
Vanity's wigs are so thirsty,
579
00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:22,558
African orphans have started
sending her money.
580
00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:27,520
Nehellenia, Nehellenia.
581
00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:29,130
She always goes,
"I'm so stupid.
582
00:22:29,217 --> 00:22:30,697
I'm so stupid."
583
00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:34,353
And I have to fucking
agree with her.
584
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,878
Now, Alyssa, watching
Alyssa fumble
585
00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:40,010
around a sewing challenge
with a hot-glue gun
586
00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:42,578
makes me think that
the anti-drag laws in Texas
587
00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:44,493
should have gone ahead.
588
00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:49,280
Tessa didn't actually
make it very far
589
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,021
in her season of "Drag Race."
590
00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:54,938
And watching her this season,
I can't understand how.
591
00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:58,246
How she was ever cast
in the first place.
592
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,509
Now here come
the RuPaul old jokes.
593
00:23:00,596 --> 00:23:02,555
all: Yay!
594
00:23:02,642 --> 00:23:04,687
- RuPaul is so old, she
was at the coronation
595
00:23:04,774 --> 00:23:06,123
of Queen Elizabeth...
596
00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:08,561
the First!
597
00:23:08,648 --> 00:23:13,348
RuPaul always tells us
not to reinvent the wheel,
598
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:16,438
and that is because she
was there when the wheel
599
00:23:16,525 --> 00:23:20,181
was literally being invented.
600
00:23:20,268 --> 00:23:22,270
Thank you so
much for your time.
601
00:23:22,357 --> 00:23:24,925
If you've enjoyed me,
I've been Kitty Scott-Claus.
602
00:23:25,012 --> 00:23:28,363
And if you haven't enjoyed me,
I'm Vanity Vain.
603
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:30,496
- Yay!
604
00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:33,281
- Kitty has just
set it on fire.
605
00:23:33,368 --> 00:23:34,761
Wow, that was a start.
606
00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:36,806
Girl, I feel bad
for the next bitch.
607
00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:38,721
[laughs]
608
00:23:38,808 --> 00:23:41,507
- Now it's time for the
most fun queen in the group.
609
00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:46,076
I'm going to sing a song.
- Okay.
610
00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:49,558
- ♪ On "RuPaul's
Global All Stars" ♪
611
00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:52,866
♪ We gather on the stage ♪
612
00:23:52,953 --> 00:23:55,695
- Vanity, why are you singing,
sweetheart?
613
00:23:55,782 --> 00:23:57,218
This is not
the singing challenge.
614
00:23:57,305 --> 00:24:00,569
And if it were, I'd pick a key,
and I'd stick in it.
615
00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:03,659
- ♪ Pretending we are models ♪
616
00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:06,749
♪ But no one really slays ♪
617
00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:09,926
- Okay, maybe I won't be
the worst in this roast.
618
00:24:10,013 --> 00:24:13,669
- ♪ In wig, corset,
and high heels ♪
619
00:24:13,756 --> 00:24:15,541
♪ I'm begging you to stay ♪
620
00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:17,673
♪ Can someone bring a burger? ♪
621
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,807
♪ I haven't eaten in days ♪
622
00:24:20,894 --> 00:24:23,984
♪ From UK our Kitty ♪
623
00:24:24,071 --> 00:24:26,726
♪ Yes, she's a fucking cunt ♪
- Oh.
624
00:24:26,813 --> 00:24:29,250
- ♪ Diana, you were pretty ♪
625
00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:32,862
♪ Was that your only stunt? ♪
626
00:24:32,949 --> 00:24:35,865
♪ Which brings
us to the virus ♪
627
00:24:35,952 --> 00:24:38,041
♪ Hello, Testicle T ♪
628
00:24:38,128 --> 00:24:41,044
♪ Praying you get a donor ♪
629
00:24:41,131 --> 00:24:45,571
♪ And maybe a gig with a fee ♪
630
00:24:45,658 --> 00:24:48,356
♪ I'm sorry, I'm Vanity Vain ♪
631
00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:51,054
♪ A singing drag queen ♪
632
00:24:51,141 --> 00:24:54,318
♪ Not known for standing up ♪
633
00:24:54,405 --> 00:24:58,061
♪ But more known
for lying down ♪
634
00:24:58,148 --> 00:25:00,934
♪ Thank you for this time ♪
635
00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:04,503
♪ Where is my burger now? ♪
636
00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:05,721
- Yay.
- All right.
637
00:25:05,808 --> 00:25:07,549
- Whoo.
[applause]
638
00:25:07,636 --> 00:25:09,725
- I know Vanity chose to sing
639
00:25:09,812 --> 00:25:11,684
because it makes
her comfortable,
640
00:25:11,771 --> 00:25:14,425
but the rest of us
are now very uncomfortable.
641
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:15,949
So thank you so much.
642
00:25:16,036 --> 00:25:18,952
- And now for
Toronto's bana-nana
643
00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:23,304
in a Greek carpet, Pythia.
644
00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:26,176
- Um, that was
a little awkward.
645
00:25:26,263 --> 00:25:28,222
Thank you.
Thank you, everyone.
646
00:25:28,309 --> 00:25:29,702
Thank you, Vanity.
647
00:25:29,789 --> 00:25:31,442
Oh, my goodness.
That was wonderful.
648
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,836
Your voice is like
music to my ears.
649
00:25:33,923 --> 00:25:35,925
And right about now,
I wish I was deaf.
650
00:25:36,012 --> 00:25:37,187
[laughs]
651
00:25:37,274 --> 00:25:39,146
[light chuckles]
652
00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:41,714
Nehellenia, who remembers
her beautiful vocals
653
00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:44,368
from her talent showcase?
654
00:25:44,455 --> 00:25:46,806
Yeah, me neither.
[laughs]
655
00:25:46,893 --> 00:25:49,025
Her music is so
bad that Michelle Visage
656
00:25:49,112 --> 00:25:50,940
asked to feature on
one of her songs.
657
00:25:51,027 --> 00:25:52,942
- Ooh.
658
00:25:53,029 --> 00:25:55,249
- Tessa Testicle,
when I first met you,
659
00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:57,773
I thought you were so annoying
and obnoxious and loud.
660
00:25:57,860 --> 00:26:00,341
But after getting
to know her...
661
00:26:00,428 --> 00:26:03,387
wow, am I perceptive.
662
00:26:03,474 --> 00:26:07,174
[insects chirping]
663
00:26:07,261 --> 00:26:10,046
Jamal, my dear, all
I'm going to say is,
664
00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:12,353
your teeth are so white,
they're almost whiter
665
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,573
than me trying to dance
in the girl-group challenge.
666
00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:16,749
Like...
Am I right?
667
00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:21,884
- Well, dear, I'll
see you at the bottom.
668
00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:25,061
- Kitty Scott-Claus,
mwah, mwah, mwah.
669
00:26:25,148 --> 00:26:27,803
All I'm going to say
is, after meeting you,
670
00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:30,806
I know why your currency is
called Great British pounds.
671
00:26:32,895 --> 00:26:36,246
And that concludes my roast
for the night, you guys.
672
00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:38,814
Thank you so much
for having me.
673
00:26:38,901 --> 00:26:40,860
Next up, we have
Alyssa Edwards.
674
00:26:40,947 --> 00:26:43,253
She's back, back,
back rolls again.
675
00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:46,387
So let's hear it really loudly.
Mwah, mwah, mwah.
676
00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:49,346
- Oh, Pythia.
677
00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:55,744
I don't know if live performing
678
00:26:55,831 --> 00:26:58,704
is her strength.
679
00:27:01,837 --> 00:27:03,622
That's all I got
to say about that.
680
00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:07,147
[applause]
681
00:27:07,234 --> 00:27:10,150
- I feel like I'm in
"The Twilight Zone."
682
00:27:10,237 --> 00:27:12,848
Judges, I'm so sorry
that y'all had to sit
683
00:27:12,935 --> 00:27:14,981
through this bullshit tonight.
684
00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:16,591
Let's start off--
685
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:19,333
Show some love for the hostess
with the mostest,
686
00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:22,684
Kitty Scott-Claus
from across the pond.
687
00:27:22,771 --> 00:27:26,949
And I got to say, the
resemblance of Gemma Collins
688
00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:28,603
is so uncanny.
689
00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:30,474
She, too, has folks
690
00:27:30,561 --> 00:27:33,913
telling her she's fly,
hot, sexy,
691
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,176
and she's nothing of the sort.
692
00:27:38,134 --> 00:27:42,791
In fact, is Humpty Dumpty
in a wig?
693
00:27:44,488 --> 00:27:47,187
- Fuck me.
694
00:27:47,274 --> 00:27:49,145
- It is a breath
of fresh air to see
695
00:27:49,232 --> 00:27:50,625
a confident, seasoned queen.
696
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:53,759
Mediocre jokes,
but "A"-class delivery.
697
00:27:53,846 --> 00:27:57,719
- I quickly realized
my illustrious career
698
00:27:57,806 --> 00:28:01,418
had plummeted when I met
Germany's Tessa Testicle.
699
00:28:03,246 --> 00:28:05,379
That's some
"Single White Female" shit
700
00:28:05,466 --> 00:28:06,728
right there.
701
00:28:06,815 --> 00:28:09,557
I just want you to know,
Tessa, that my attorneys
702
00:28:09,644 --> 00:28:13,430
will be sending you
a cease-and-desist as we speak.
703
00:28:15,389 --> 00:28:17,696
- Of course, we all expected
704
00:28:17,783 --> 00:28:20,829
the All Star Botox glow-up,
705
00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:24,746
but, Ru, the amount of fillers,
706
00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:28,837
like Italia's Nervous Nancy
707
00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:31,405
and Sweden's Neurotic Vanity,
708
00:28:31,492 --> 00:28:34,974
this fucking shit
can't be FDA approved.
709
00:28:36,192 --> 00:28:38,586
My time is running out,
710
00:28:38,673 --> 00:28:42,416
much like Vanity's time
in this competition.
711
00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:48,944
Judges, thank you for your time
and your consideration.
712
00:28:49,031 --> 00:28:51,860
All my love, Alyssa Edwards.
713
00:28:51,947 --> 00:28:55,298
[pops tongue]
714
00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:58,824
- RuPaul is laugh a lot
about the roast of Alyssa.
715
00:29:00,695 --> 00:29:03,480
I don't get the jokes.
716
00:29:03,567 --> 00:29:05,482
What she saying?
717
00:29:05,569 --> 00:29:07,746
♪ ♪
718
00:29:07,833 --> 00:29:10,357
Tessa T, I don't
know what worse,
719
00:29:10,444 --> 00:29:12,838
your pink dress
in the ball or--
720
00:29:12,925 --> 00:29:14,883
Oh, fucking no,
there's nothing.
721
00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:17,190
Nothing worse than that.
722
00:29:17,277 --> 00:29:19,583
- Baby, this Margherita
pizza is trouble.
723
00:29:19,670 --> 00:29:21,847
- [laughs]
724
00:29:26,155 --> 00:29:27,896
- [laughs]
725
00:29:27,983 --> 00:29:32,248
[upbeat music]
726
00:29:32,335 --> 00:29:36,992
- The next entertainer up here,
the pizza-delivery lady,
727
00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:40,996
is here to give us some
kind of Margherita pizza.
728
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:44,870
Give it up
for Italia's Nehellenia!
729
00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:47,046
- Hey!
- All right.
730
00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:49,744
- Ciao.
I'm here for deliver.
731
00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:52,921
Oh, no,
not the Margherita pizza.
732
00:29:53,008 --> 00:29:54,618
I'm here
for deliver some jokes,
733
00:29:54,705 --> 00:29:58,579
but please be kind with me,
because, you know, in Italia,
734
00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:00,189
we don't do roasts.
- Okay.
735
00:30:00,276 --> 00:30:02,844
- Tessa T, I don't know
what worse,
736
00:30:02,931 --> 00:30:06,587
your pink dress
in the ball or--
737
00:30:06,674 --> 00:30:08,763
Oh, fucking no,
there's nothing.
738
00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:11,374
Nothing worse than that.
739
00:30:11,461 --> 00:30:13,812
Pythia, my love, oh, my God.
740
00:30:13,899 --> 00:30:15,988
You remind me an epic poem.
741
00:30:16,075 --> 00:30:18,904
A name of a oracle,
the body of a goddess,
742
00:30:18,991 --> 00:30:22,037
and the face
of a mythologic beast.
743
00:30:25,171 --> 00:30:28,217
- Oh, my God, Nelly
is a shady bitch.
744
00:30:28,304 --> 00:30:30,698
I love it.
745
00:30:30,785 --> 00:30:33,744
- Oh, Kween Kong,
I didn't forget about you.
746
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,835
I mean, I did from your season
till now, but not tonight.
747
00:30:39,272 --> 00:30:42,405
Baby, you're so fucking
funny-looking.
748
00:30:44,538 --> 00:30:48,237
- Nehellenia is actually
doing better than I thought.
749
00:30:48,324 --> 00:30:51,240
Maybe I should have put her
in a worse position.
750
00:30:51,327 --> 00:30:54,113
- RuPaul, I think
we are very similar.
751
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,072
We are beautiful, we are kind,
we are talent,
752
00:30:57,159 --> 00:31:00,423
and we both lie to people,
say, yes, I can sing.
753
00:31:02,991 --> 00:31:06,560
Jamal, or how RuPaul
call you, Ja-mawl,
754
00:31:06,647 --> 00:31:08,388
I want to read you something.
755
00:31:08,475 --> 00:31:13,523
555-3484.
756
00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:16,875
I read you my number, so please
call me, 'cause I love you.
757
00:31:20,008 --> 00:31:22,271
If you like me,
I am Nehellenia.
758
00:31:22,358 --> 00:31:26,580
And if you don't like me,
shut the fuck up!
759
00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:30,018
And now I don't think
that Switzerland
760
00:31:30,105 --> 00:31:34,718
can be neutral anymore,
because it's time for Tessa T!
761
00:31:34,805 --> 00:31:39,375
- Ru just laughed her fucking
ass off to Nehellenia.
762
00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:42,683
Baby, this Margherita pizza
is trouble
763
00:31:42,770 --> 00:31:45,251
and a tough act to follow.
764
00:31:45,338 --> 00:31:48,602
Hello, hello, hello.
Good evening, everybody.
765
00:31:48,689 --> 00:31:53,389
And thank you, Nelly,
for this pizza garbage.
766
00:31:53,476 --> 00:31:56,305
Now, I know it's pretty bold
of me to be coming out here
767
00:31:56,392 --> 00:31:58,177
and do all that,
because, as you know,
768
00:31:58,264 --> 00:31:59,918
I was in the bottom four
769
00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:02,921
out of my five
"Drag Race Germany" episodes.
770
00:32:03,008 --> 00:32:05,053
The only person
who's bottomed more
771
00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:07,273
is Pythia in a dance challenge,
772
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,492
Vanity Vain
in an "All Stars" season,
773
00:32:09,579 --> 00:32:14,280
and Michelle Visage
at any mall in New Jersey.
774
00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:16,282
Give it up for Kween Kong,
everybody.
775
00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:17,892
- Yay.
776
00:32:17,979 --> 00:32:20,808
- She's just done so much
to bust old,
777
00:32:20,895 --> 00:32:23,289
outdated stereotypes,
778
00:32:23,376 --> 00:32:26,509
like the myth that all
drag queens are beautiful,
779
00:32:26,596 --> 00:32:30,818
all rich people have taste,
and all fat girls have ass.
780
00:32:30,905 --> 00:32:35,301
Girl, I don't know what's
flatter, your ass, Kitty's ass,
781
00:32:35,388 --> 00:32:39,653
or Pythia's roast.
782
00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:43,222
Another extremely talented
makeup artist is Pythia.
783
00:32:43,309 --> 00:32:47,313
Face white as snow,
lips red as blood,
784
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:51,360
but them teeth, bitch,
the Yellow Brick Road.
785
00:32:51,447 --> 00:32:54,842
You know, I really tried
to be nice to these girls.
786
00:32:54,929 --> 00:32:57,410
I said, come on, y'all.
We can kumbaya this out.
787
00:32:57,497 --> 00:33:00,848
But much like Vanity's and
Nehellenia's music,
788
00:33:00,935 --> 00:33:02,719
nobody will listen to me.
789
00:33:02,806 --> 00:33:04,591
So here we are.
790
00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:06,462
- Tessa got in her head
right in the middle of it.
791
00:33:06,549 --> 00:33:09,465
She started out funny, but once
she realized that we weren't
792
00:33:09,552 --> 00:33:13,034
all, like, beating the walls,
falling out laughing,
793
00:33:13,121 --> 00:33:15,471
I could see her not
enjoying it anymore.
794
00:33:15,558 --> 00:33:17,734
- [sighs]
795
00:33:17,821 --> 00:33:19,823
Seeing Kitty next
to Kween Kong
796
00:33:19,910 --> 00:33:23,175
is like watching Uncle Fester
in a wig talk to Gemma Collins
797
00:33:23,262 --> 00:33:25,699
after a long night of hooking.
798
00:33:25,786 --> 00:33:29,442
[insects chirping]
799
00:33:29,529 --> 00:33:32,140
I don't know what's bigger,
your first chin,
800
00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:37,276
your second chin,
or Michelle Visage's dick.
801
00:33:37,363 --> 00:33:40,888
Alyssa Edwards,
as I live and breathe.
802
00:33:40,975 --> 00:33:43,847
We all know you are one
of the best dancers
803
00:33:43,934 --> 00:33:45,893
in "Drag Race" herstory.
804
00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:49,331
But, baby, the way you can just
mesquite, skeet, skeet
805
00:33:49,418 --> 00:33:52,639
your way out faster than your
hairline and your track record
806
00:33:52,726 --> 00:33:55,729
into the safe zone, incredible.
807
00:33:55,816 --> 00:33:57,513
All right.
808
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,385
That is me, Tessa the orphan.
809
00:33:59,472 --> 00:34:03,650
And give it up
for Miss Shit and Bananas,
810
00:34:03,737 --> 00:34:04,955
Kween Kong.
811
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,219
Thank you so much.
- Yay.
812
00:34:07,306 --> 00:34:08,958
- I'm definitely
not worried now
813
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,525
after watching
the plane crashes
814
00:34:10,612 --> 00:34:12,398
that has just gone before me.
815
00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:14,181
I'm going to let them have it.
[chuckles]
816
00:34:14,268 --> 00:34:17,751
Now, look, I am
so humbled to be here
817
00:34:17,838 --> 00:34:22,060
for a night of fun, comedy,
and global excellence--
818
00:34:22,147 --> 00:34:24,540
is what I would be saying
if any of those three things
819
00:34:24,627 --> 00:34:26,847
was onstage tonight.
820
00:34:26,934 --> 00:34:28,370
I mean, look at them.
821
00:34:28,456 --> 00:34:30,677
It's a bevy
of anxiety, acrylic paint,
822
00:34:30,764 --> 00:34:33,984
and global tears from each and
every one of their fathers.
823
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:36,596
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
824
00:34:36,683 --> 00:34:39,425
Tessa doesn't know her father.
825
00:34:39,512 --> 00:34:42,514
Everyone give it up
for Kitty Scott-Claus.
826
00:34:42,601 --> 00:34:45,779
Wow, Kitty, thank you
so much for including me
827
00:34:45,866 --> 00:34:47,607
in the roast tonight.
828
00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:49,261
I know you must have been
battling with yourself
829
00:34:49,348 --> 00:34:51,001
when you were coming up
with the lineup,
830
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:52,699
because like your ancestors,
831
00:34:52,786 --> 00:34:56,616
you put the person of color
last on the list.
832
00:34:56,703 --> 00:34:59,575
Moving on to the next...beauty.
833
00:34:59,662 --> 00:35:01,795
Vanity Vain is here.
834
00:35:01,882 --> 00:35:03,884
I really noticed how we
do things in Australia
835
00:35:03,971 --> 00:35:07,931
that you don't do in Sweden,
like brush your wigs.
836
00:35:08,018 --> 00:35:11,109
Now, one of the things that
I love about "Global All Stars"
837
00:35:11,196 --> 00:35:13,285
has been getting
to know the girls,
838
00:35:13,372 --> 00:35:15,200
their culture, their language.
839
00:35:15,287 --> 00:35:17,854
In fact, I learned that Pythia
840
00:35:17,941 --> 00:35:20,118
is the Greek word
for "pathetic."
841
00:35:23,904 --> 00:35:26,733
Alyssa Edwards has had
so much work done to her face,
842
00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:30,171
her hairline now starts
in the middle of her back.
843
00:35:30,258 --> 00:35:32,913
Alyssa Edwards has had
so much work done to her face,
844
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:37,396
the contractors involved have
united and created a union.
845
00:35:37,483 --> 00:35:39,441
- Give it up for
Miss Tessa Testicle.
846
00:35:39,528 --> 00:35:41,313
[cheers and applause]
- Yes.
847
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,359
- Now, baby, I have read you,
your mother, your father,
848
00:35:44,446 --> 00:35:47,623
and your entire ancestral line
daily since we've been here.
849
00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:51,149
So I want to say something that
you haven't heard all season.
850
00:35:51,236 --> 00:35:53,934
You are an amazing drag queen.
851
00:35:56,110 --> 00:35:58,417
Now, my loves,
my time has run out.
852
00:35:58,504 --> 00:36:01,115
If you've enjoyed the roast,
my name is Kween Kong.
853
00:36:01,202 --> 00:36:04,640
If you haven't, you're racist.
Thank you.
854
00:36:04,727 --> 00:36:08,166
- Kween was absolutely
amazing as a finisher.
855
00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:11,430
She roasted us to crisps.
[chuckles]
856
00:36:11,517 --> 00:36:13,954
- ♪ 'Cause you're
a star, baby ♪
857
00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:18,567
- Category is Blow Me Away.
858
00:36:18,654 --> 00:36:22,832
Up first, from the UK,
Kitty Scott-Claus.
859
00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:25,313
- She has some nerve coming
out here stoned like that.
860
00:36:27,315 --> 00:36:28,882
- You know, she's not bad.
861
00:36:28,969 --> 00:36:31,667
She's just blown that way.
862
00:36:31,754 --> 00:36:33,713
- I am serving you
863
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,803
bridal nude illusion.
864
00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:39,980
I wanted to look naked,
covered in rhinestones.
865
00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:42,417
I feel bloody gorgeous.
866
00:36:42,504 --> 00:36:45,028
- Wind model zone.
867
00:36:45,115 --> 00:36:48,554
♪ ♪
868
00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:53,211
- Up next, from Sweden,
Vanity Vain.
869
00:36:53,298 --> 00:36:56,126
- Oh, it's the long-lost
sister, Doody Garland.
870
00:36:58,738 --> 00:37:02,524
- I'm serving the "mess"
in Christmas.
871
00:37:02,611 --> 00:37:04,265
So the outfit I was
supposed to wear
872
00:37:04,352 --> 00:37:06,789
was damaged during
the flight over here,
873
00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:11,141
so I had to get a bunch
of Christmas decorations.
874
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:14,232
And I was sitting up
late this night doing
875
00:37:14,319 --> 00:37:17,452
this Christmas ball mess.
876
00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:19,541
What the fuck is wrong with me?
877
00:37:19,628 --> 00:37:22,457
- Only 58 tucking
days till Christmas.
878
00:37:22,544 --> 00:37:26,287
♪ ♪
879
00:37:26,374 --> 00:37:29,986
- Up next, from Canada, Pythia.
880
00:37:30,073 --> 00:37:34,252
- This is Toronto's entry for
the Montreal Hair Show 2024.
881
00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:37,603
- Come on, Bronner Brothers.
882
00:37:37,690 --> 00:37:40,780
- My inspiration
for my look is elven.
883
00:37:40,867 --> 00:37:42,477
It's magical.
884
00:37:42,564 --> 00:37:44,871
It's goddess-y, but
it's also quite cryptic.
885
00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:47,265
And I really, really
feel all of my fantasies.
886
00:37:47,352 --> 00:37:51,747
- Those darn kids TP'd Pythia.
- Oh, no!
887
00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:54,663
♪ ♪
888
00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:58,450
- From the United States,
Alyssa Edwards.
889
00:37:58,537 --> 00:38:03,193
Don't it make your
brown eye blue.
890
00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:06,284
- You know what? I am a Marvel
glamazon on a mountain.
891
00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:09,025
The wind hits me.
I raise my arms.
892
00:38:09,112 --> 00:38:10,636
I've taken note.
893
00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:13,508
This ain't my first
time at the rodeo.
894
00:38:13,595 --> 00:38:16,772
- Girl, look how
fucking windy you look.
895
00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:23,039
From Italy, Nehellenia.
896
00:38:23,126 --> 00:38:25,738
- Allora.
897
00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:30,743
- She from that new band,
Girth, Wind, and Fire.
898
00:38:30,830 --> 00:38:34,573
- Ginger Minj.
Oh, no, wait, that is someone.
899
00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:38,707
- Baby, I'm serving
you Jessica Rabbit.
900
00:38:38,794 --> 00:38:40,448
I'm not sexy.
901
00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:44,147
I'm cute, but I try my best.
902
00:38:44,234 --> 00:38:46,889
- It's a five-alarm
Margherita pizza.
903
00:38:46,976 --> 00:38:53,026
♪ ♪
904
00:38:53,113 --> 00:38:57,160
- Representing Germany,
Tessa T...
905
00:38:57,247 --> 00:38:58,901
headlining
at the Fringe Festival.
906
00:38:58,988 --> 00:39:01,295
♪ ♪
907
00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:03,297
- I'm shimmering
down this runway,
908
00:39:03,384 --> 00:39:07,823
and I see Mama RuPaul grinning
from one ear to another.
909
00:39:07,910 --> 00:39:10,391
I know damn well
she eating this look up.
910
00:39:10,478 --> 00:39:13,220
I'm giving you Cher,
giving you Renaissance,
911
00:39:13,307 --> 00:39:17,529
giving you everything
and the kitchen sink.
912
00:39:17,616 --> 00:39:20,053
- That reminds me,
I cannot get my pots clean.
913
00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:23,883
♪ ♪
914
00:39:23,970 --> 00:39:28,104
- From Down Under, Kween Kong.
915
00:39:28,191 --> 00:39:30,759
Now, this is one golden girl
I'd like to know more about.
916
00:39:30,846 --> 00:39:32,979
- Me too.
917
00:39:33,066 --> 00:39:37,157
- I am serving you straight-up
Beyoncé realness, girl.
918
00:39:37,244 --> 00:39:38,463
This look is made of lamé,
919
00:39:38,550 --> 00:39:40,029
which is
the most cheapest fabric,
920
00:39:40,116 --> 00:39:41,814
which is like me, cheap,
but I'm using my body.
921
00:39:41,901 --> 00:39:44,164
I'm moving.
I'm being a dancer.
922
00:39:44,251 --> 00:39:46,035
I'm living
my showgirl fantasy.
923
00:39:46,122 --> 00:39:47,515
- This gold thing?
924
00:39:47,602 --> 00:39:50,562
♪ ♪
925
00:39:50,649 --> 00:39:53,391
- I don't quite know
why it didn't work
926
00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:55,436
as well as it should have.
927
00:39:55,523 --> 00:39:58,221
I just think you were unlucky.
928
00:39:58,308 --> 00:40:00,180
- [laughs]
929
00:40:04,489 --> 00:40:06,360
- [laughs]
930
00:40:06,447 --> 00:40:08,275
Welcome, global glamazons.
931
00:40:08,362 --> 00:40:09,755
- Hello.
- Hi.
932
00:40:09,842 --> 00:40:12,105
- It's time
for the judges' critiques,
933
00:40:12,192 --> 00:40:15,891
starting
with Kitty Scott-Claus.
934
00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:18,328
- Kitty, you came out
of the gate strong.
935
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,461
My critique would be for you
to just take a breath.
936
00:40:20,548 --> 00:40:22,202
You can slow it
down just a little.
937
00:40:22,289 --> 00:40:23,638
- Mm.
938
00:40:23,725 --> 00:40:24,770
- But what a way
to open the show.
939
00:40:24,857 --> 00:40:28,034
- You were savage
but in the best way.
940
00:40:28,121 --> 00:40:31,516
And tonight on the runway,
this look is beautiful.
941
00:40:31,603 --> 00:40:33,387
- Kitty, I'm so glad I was
here tonight,
942
00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:35,171
because you
did the UK so proud.
943
00:40:35,258 --> 00:40:36,695
- Oh, thank you.
944
00:40:36,782 --> 00:40:39,132
- Really, really, really funny.
I'm so impressed.
945
00:40:39,219 --> 00:40:41,090
What a time to be
Kitty Scott-Claus.
946
00:40:41,177 --> 00:40:42,962
- Thank you so much, Graham.
947
00:40:43,049 --> 00:40:45,443
- Tonight was
a great night for you.
948
00:40:45,530 --> 00:40:47,357
And, listen,
you are ready to step
949
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:51,666
into any television program,
host it, produce it, do it all.
950
00:40:51,753 --> 00:40:54,539
You are rea-dy.
951
00:40:54,626 --> 00:40:55,888
- Thank you so much, judges.
952
00:40:55,975 --> 00:40:59,587
- Up next, Vanity Vain.
Michelle.
953
00:40:59,674 --> 00:41:01,633
- Hey, Vanity.
- Merry Christmas.
954
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,112
- Thank you.
955
00:41:03,199 --> 00:41:07,116
So singing wasn't
a bad idea, in theory.
956
00:41:07,203 --> 00:41:08,857
I thought it was
actually pretty smart,
957
00:41:08,944 --> 00:41:11,730
and it was different,
and it was a way to stand out.
958
00:41:11,817 --> 00:41:13,775
- ♪ Pretending we are models ♪
959
00:41:13,862 --> 00:41:17,779
♪ But no one really slays ♪
960
00:41:17,866 --> 00:41:20,347
- I think the downside was,
it just wasn't funny, really.
961
00:41:20,434 --> 00:41:21,783
- No.
962
00:41:21,870 --> 00:41:22,871
- What I think
would have helped
963
00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:25,134
is if you would have, like,
put a hook,
964
00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:26,788
like., something that was,
like, a little chorus-y,
965
00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:28,834
so it felt like a song
a little bit.
966
00:41:28,921 --> 00:41:31,401
- You have
your own distinctive brand,
967
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:32,968
and it is so beautiful.
968
00:41:33,055 --> 00:41:36,232
Listen, I know how hard
the roast is to do.
969
00:41:36,319 --> 00:41:39,671
And, you know, you came up with
something that was original.
970
00:41:39,758 --> 00:41:41,760
- What you did in the roast--
971
00:41:41,847 --> 00:41:45,633
I mean, you took a big swing,
and I really admired that.
972
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,809
Did it work?
Not entirely.
973
00:41:47,896 --> 00:41:49,811
If you'd done those jokes
just talking,
974
00:41:49,898 --> 00:41:52,118
it would have been worse.
[laughter]
975
00:41:52,205 --> 00:41:53,598
It would, though, wouldn't it?
976
00:41:53,685 --> 00:41:56,470
This I kind of love,
because it's kind of like,
977
00:41:56,557 --> 00:41:58,951
so the theme is Blow Me Away.
978
00:41:59,038 --> 00:42:01,388
Christmas.
That's where I'm going.
979
00:42:01,475 --> 00:42:03,216
[laughter]
980
00:42:03,303 --> 00:42:04,696
- Now, who put this together?
981
00:42:04,783 --> 00:42:06,393
Did you put this outfit
together?
982
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,831
- No.
[laughter]
983
00:42:09,918 --> 00:42:12,399
- So you did put this together.
984
00:42:12,486 --> 00:42:15,141
- Yes, Ru.
Yes.
985
00:42:15,228 --> 00:42:16,534
- Anything else
you want to add?
986
00:42:16,621 --> 00:42:18,187
- Ho, ho, ho.
987
00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:21,190
[laughter]
988
00:42:21,277 --> 00:42:23,715
- Up next, from Canada, Pythia.
989
00:42:23,802 --> 00:42:25,238
Michelle.
990
00:42:25,325 --> 00:42:28,502
- I felt like you
were really nervous.
991
00:42:28,589 --> 00:42:31,113
- You are such a kind soul
992
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,638
that I think, you know,
taking jabs at people
993
00:42:33,725 --> 00:42:35,161
is really difficult.
994
00:42:35,248 --> 00:42:38,773
And so I don't think
that you ever fully let go.
995
00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:41,384
And then the look tonight,
this is your thing.
996
00:42:41,471 --> 00:42:43,691
- This is just--every time
I think of Pythia
997
00:42:43,778 --> 00:42:46,694
and the way you do drag,
things like this come to mind.
998
00:42:46,781 --> 00:42:48,870
- Yes.
[chuckles] Thank you.
999
00:42:48,957 --> 00:42:50,829
- I thought you gave it
your best shot.
1000
00:42:50,916 --> 00:42:53,005
I think you got
a bit lost in it.
1001
00:42:53,092 --> 00:42:56,399
- Had you done it as Zeus,
it would have been perfect.
1002
00:42:56,486 --> 00:42:58,271
Can you do it as Zeus?
- As Zeus, yes.
1003
00:42:58,358 --> 00:43:00,012
- Yeah.
1004
00:43:00,099 --> 00:43:01,579
- [Greek accent]
Okay, my friend. [chuckles]
1005
00:43:01,666 --> 00:43:04,016
RuPaul wanted to release
a greatest hits album,
1006
00:43:04,103 --> 00:43:05,974
but his record label
didn't feel comfortable
1007
00:43:06,061 --> 00:43:07,628
releasing a blank CD. Eh!
1008
00:43:07,715 --> 00:43:09,848
[laughter]
1009
00:43:09,935 --> 00:43:13,112
- That's the voice right there.
That's funny, you know?
1010
00:43:13,199 --> 00:43:15,462
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Thank you.
1011
00:43:15,549 --> 00:43:19,640
Up next, Alyssa Edwards.
1012
00:43:19,727 --> 00:43:21,729
- You know, Miss Alyssa,
I'm glad you're standing here
1013
00:43:21,816 --> 00:43:24,123
for critique so I can just
give you a minute to tell you,
1014
00:43:24,210 --> 00:43:26,081
through this whole
competition,
1015
00:43:26,168 --> 00:43:29,084
I am so impressed
with the level of your drag.
1016
00:43:29,171 --> 00:43:32,261
And to my point, what you
were wearing in the roast
1017
00:43:32,348 --> 00:43:34,350
was magical.
1018
00:43:34,437 --> 00:43:36,309
- Thank you very much.
- You are welcome.
1019
00:43:36,396 --> 00:43:37,745
- In that roast,
1020
00:43:37,832 --> 00:43:41,531
you gave a master class
in just confidence.
1021
00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:42,924
You know, some of the jokes
1022
00:43:43,011 --> 00:43:44,665
weren't as good
as other people's,
1023
00:43:44,752 --> 00:43:46,319
but you believed them more.
1024
00:43:46,406 --> 00:43:49,496
We believed in them,
and we were laughing.
1025
00:43:49,583 --> 00:43:51,977
- You were
the international roast queen.
1026
00:43:52,064 --> 00:43:54,719
And then tonight
this, again, is something--
1027
00:43:54,806 --> 00:43:56,808
You are killing it.
- Thank you very much.
1028
00:43:56,895 --> 00:43:58,331
Thank you.
1029
00:43:58,418 --> 00:44:00,420
- My only note to you
is be conscious
1030
00:44:00,507 --> 00:44:02,988
of where the camera is,
and even if I'm--
1031
00:44:03,075 --> 00:44:05,033
Like, if I'm talking
to Michelle, you know,
1032
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:06,339
I'm still going to
look forward.
1033
00:44:06,426 --> 00:44:08,820
I'm looking at Michelle
dead in her eyes right now.
1034
00:44:08,907 --> 00:44:11,649
- I feel it.
- [laughs]
1035
00:44:11,736 --> 00:44:13,955
- I'm ready for my close-up.
1036
00:44:14,042 --> 00:44:16,001
[laughter]
1037
00:44:16,088 --> 00:44:18,220
- Up next, Nehellenia.
1038
00:44:18,307 --> 00:44:20,483
- Ciao.
- [laughs]
1039
00:44:20,570 --> 00:44:23,965
- I did not expect for you
to be as good as you were.
1040
00:44:24,052 --> 00:44:25,619
You belong here.
1041
00:44:25,706 --> 00:44:27,316
Tonight this look was
different than anybody else.
1042
00:44:27,403 --> 00:44:29,449
You went with blowing
a flame and a fire,
1043
00:44:29,536 --> 00:44:31,103
and I really loved that.
1044
00:44:31,190 --> 00:44:32,539
For me, where I struggled
was the hair.
1045
00:44:32,626 --> 00:44:34,106
It doesn't have a shape.
1046
00:44:34,193 --> 00:44:37,152
But, Nelly, brava.
- Grazie.
1047
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:39,024
- Who knew that you
were packing the heat?
1048
00:44:39,111 --> 00:44:41,591
We laughed consistently.
1049
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:43,071
It was so fun to watch.
1050
00:44:43,158 --> 00:44:44,812
And then tonight
on the runway,
1051
00:44:44,899 --> 00:44:46,509
you went into this, like,
beautiful goddess,
1052
00:44:46,596 --> 00:44:48,424
and it all worked.
1053
00:44:48,511 --> 00:44:50,731
- You were like one of those
annoying people at school
1054
00:44:50,818 --> 00:44:52,994
who were like, oh, I'm
so worried about my exams,
1055
00:44:53,081 --> 00:44:54,735
and then get an A-plus.
- Yes.
1056
00:44:54,822 --> 00:44:56,128
- It's a really strong
night for you.
1057
00:44:56,215 --> 00:44:57,346
- Thank you so much.
1058
00:44:57,433 --> 00:45:00,349
- You have your act.
Comedic gold.
1059
00:45:00,436 --> 00:45:02,047
And, you know,
I understand the hair.
1060
00:45:02,134 --> 00:45:04,223
Maybe a little bit
more crimping in it.
1061
00:45:04,310 --> 00:45:08,227
- Someone have a brush?
[laughter]
1062
00:45:08,314 --> 00:45:10,142
- Thank you, Nehellenia.
- Thank you, too.
1063
00:45:10,229 --> 00:45:12,448
- Up next, Tessa T.
1064
00:45:12,535 --> 00:45:14,624
- I thought that you went up
there with confidence,
1065
00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:17,323
and then that confidence
quickly spiraled.
1066
00:45:17,410 --> 00:45:19,760
- [sighs]
1067
00:45:19,847 --> 00:45:22,415
- Tonight I don't have
the words for how gorgeous
1068
00:45:22,502 --> 00:45:24,286
this look is.
- Wow, thank you.
1069
00:45:24,373 --> 00:45:26,375
- We all saw
what happened tonight.
1070
00:45:26,462 --> 00:45:28,377
I appreciate you
just not giving up.
1071
00:45:28,464 --> 00:45:30,466
And you got a couple laughs.
1072
00:45:30,553 --> 00:45:34,296
And then as far as this look,
I love this look.
1073
00:45:34,383 --> 00:45:36,211
- Thank you so much, Jamal.
1074
00:45:36,298 --> 00:45:38,736
- I don't quite know
why it didn't work
1075
00:45:38,823 --> 00:45:41,564
as well as it should have.
- Me neither.
1076
00:45:41,651 --> 00:45:43,610
- I just think
you were unlucky.
1077
00:45:43,697 --> 00:45:45,786
There's just a certain--
1078
00:45:45,873 --> 00:45:48,223
You can't put your finger
on why some things work
1079
00:45:48,310 --> 00:45:50,095
and some things don't work.
1080
00:45:50,182 --> 00:45:51,183
So you were
unfortunate, I feel.
1081
00:45:51,270 --> 00:45:53,576
As Jamal says, you plowed
through, and you did it.
1082
00:45:53,663 --> 00:45:55,317
You should be really
proud of yourself.
1083
00:45:55,404 --> 00:45:59,974
And sweet Jesus baby in heaven
above, this is stunning.
1084
00:46:00,061 --> 00:46:02,542
It's absolutely gorgeous.
- It is absolutely gorgeous.
1085
00:46:02,629 --> 00:46:05,545
And, of course, the way
you sold it on this runway
1086
00:46:05,632 --> 00:46:07,677
was exquisite.
1087
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,636
Up next, Kween Kong.
1088
00:46:09,723 --> 00:46:10,768
- Hi.
- Hi, doll.
1089
00:46:10,855 --> 00:46:12,073
- Hello.
1090
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,032
- This look tonight
on the runway--
1091
00:46:14,119 --> 00:46:16,512
I just love seeing
this kind of Kween Kong 2.0--
1092
00:46:16,599 --> 00:46:18,558
evolved and confident
1093
00:46:18,645 --> 00:46:21,430
and feeling the beauty
of the skin that you're in.
1094
00:46:21,517 --> 00:46:23,258
And then you took
to the podium,
1095
00:46:23,345 --> 00:46:26,131
and it was a home run.
- Oh.
1096
00:46:26,218 --> 00:46:29,221
In fact, I learned
that Pythia is
1097
00:46:29,308 --> 00:46:31,397
the Greek word for "pathetic."
1098
00:46:33,834 --> 00:46:35,967
- Yeah, Kween Kong,
I had high expectations
1099
00:46:36,054 --> 00:46:39,100
of you doing the roast,
and you delivered.
1100
00:46:39,187 --> 00:46:41,233
Yeah, I have
no critiques at all.
1101
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:44,584
- What I really like is how
you maneuvered in the wind,
1102
00:46:44,671 --> 00:46:46,238
how you were able
to work the material.
1103
00:46:46,325 --> 00:46:47,630
Excellent night.
- Thank you.
1104
00:46:47,717 --> 00:46:49,458
Thank you so much, Jamal.
1105
00:46:49,545 --> 00:46:51,112
- Boy, oh, boy, did you work
that wind machine.
1106
00:46:51,199 --> 00:46:54,899
And, of course, your
roast was marvelous.
1107
00:46:54,986 --> 00:46:56,335
You've really found your voice.
1108
00:46:56,422 --> 00:46:58,554
You've really found
your right rhythm.
1109
00:46:58,641 --> 00:47:00,295
You weren't afraid
to just let us
1110
00:47:00,382 --> 00:47:02,254
catch up to what
the joke was and go,
1111
00:47:02,341 --> 00:47:03,908
oh, I see what she's saying.
1112
00:47:03,995 --> 00:47:05,474
And then
you'd pick it up again.
1113
00:47:05,561 --> 00:47:07,868
That--again, it's
that dancer instinct.
1114
00:47:07,955 --> 00:47:09,478
Beautiful night for you.
1115
00:47:09,565 --> 00:47:11,219
Thank you, Kween Kong.
- Thank you so much.
1116
00:47:11,306 --> 00:47:13,918
- Thank you, All Stars.
I think we've heard enough.
1117
00:47:14,005 --> 00:47:16,790
While you untuck
in the Werk Room,
1118
00:47:16,877 --> 00:47:19,053
the judges and I will
deliberate.
1119
00:47:19,140 --> 00:47:20,533
You may leave the stage.
1120
00:47:20,620 --> 00:47:23,928
[engine turning over, revs]
1121
00:47:24,015 --> 00:47:28,323
- We're back in "Untucked," and
I am feeling quite confident.
1122
00:47:28,410 --> 00:47:31,152
I think I'm in a chance
of winning this.
1123
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,111
Well, I feel very positive.
1124
00:47:33,198 --> 00:47:35,026
- Yeah, bitch.
- That was lovely.
1125
00:47:35,113 --> 00:47:36,375
- You did great.
- Congrats.
1126
00:47:36,462 --> 00:47:37,985
- I'm so happy.
I love the roast.
1127
00:47:38,072 --> 00:47:40,553
And do you know what?
Nelly, you did so bloody well.
1128
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,076
- Thank you so much.
1129
00:47:42,163 --> 00:47:43,338
- They did read her
for the hair.
1130
00:47:43,425 --> 00:47:45,384
- That's a minor detail.
1131
00:47:45,471 --> 00:47:46,733
I think this is gorgeous.
You look stunning.
1132
00:47:46,820 --> 00:47:48,300
- Thank you.
1133
00:47:48,387 --> 00:47:50,650
Kitty, she's
the best comedian here.
1134
00:47:50,737 --> 00:47:53,087
And know that she thinks that
1135
00:47:53,174 --> 00:47:56,438
make me so glad, so proud.
1136
00:47:58,049 --> 00:48:00,094
- Tessa, how are we feeling?
1137
00:48:00,181 --> 00:48:01,922
- Here I was
with my, like, roast
1138
00:48:02,009 --> 00:48:03,881
that I've worked all night on,
1139
00:48:03,968 --> 00:48:05,621
and why are these
bitches not laughing?
1140
00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:07,885
This was definitely
a hard week for me,
1141
00:48:07,972 --> 00:48:10,626
but I am not letting
this discourage me.
1142
00:48:10,713 --> 00:48:12,454
I'm going to fight
my way through this.
1143
00:48:12,541 --> 00:48:15,196
But it kind of
make me feel better
1144
00:48:15,283 --> 00:48:18,808
to see Jamal and Graham saying
that they saw me not give up.
1145
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:21,072
- For you to get notes like
that and critiques like that,
1146
00:48:21,159 --> 00:48:23,378
ultimately, whether you
lip-synch or not...
1147
00:48:23,465 --> 00:48:24,945
- Yeah.
- That is a win for you.
1148
00:48:25,032 --> 00:48:26,468
- Yeah, totally.
- Yeah.
1149
00:48:26,555 --> 00:48:28,296
- How do you feel, Pythia?
- Pretty good.
1150
00:48:28,383 --> 00:48:29,907
I mean, honestly,
I'm not going to lie.
1151
00:48:29,994 --> 00:48:31,560
I knew I was going to be
in this situation.
1152
00:48:31,647 --> 00:48:34,259
I just don't understand
stand-up comedy.
1153
00:48:34,346 --> 00:48:37,305
I have spoken about this
for time and time again.
1154
00:48:37,392 --> 00:48:39,177
I don't understand
that art form.
1155
00:48:39,264 --> 00:48:41,135
And that's fine, you know.
Whatever happens happens.
1156
00:48:41,222 --> 00:48:42,963
If I'm lip-synching,
I'm going to lip-synch.
1157
00:48:43,050 --> 00:48:45,052
I think I'm going to do
it in this, actually.
1158
00:48:45,139 --> 00:48:46,967
It's going to be pretty cool.
- And baby, baby.
1159
00:48:47,054 --> 00:48:49,404
I think this one is
one of the most iconic look
1160
00:48:49,491 --> 00:48:50,623
of all the seasons.
1161
00:48:50,710 --> 00:48:52,190
- Thank you, baby.
- It's iconic.
1162
00:48:52,277 --> 00:48:53,669
- I may have bombed the roast,
1163
00:48:53,756 --> 00:48:56,324
but my look
is incredible tonight,
1164
00:48:56,411 --> 00:48:58,152
and I really hope
that it can save me
1165
00:48:58,239 --> 00:48:59,545
from the bottom,
like last time.
1166
00:48:59,632 --> 00:49:01,677
- What about you, Vanity?
Are you feeling okay?
1167
00:49:01,764 --> 00:49:03,462
- Well, I think this
is my winning week.
1168
00:49:03,549 --> 00:49:05,725
I'm winning everything.
There's no surprise.
1169
00:49:05,812 --> 00:49:08,206
I know exactly what
the destiny is doing.
1170
00:49:08,293 --> 00:49:11,252
It's also today
exactly one year
1171
00:49:11,339 --> 00:49:12,775
since I walked
into "Drag Race Sweden."
1172
00:49:12,862 --> 00:49:14,821
- Wow.
- Oh.
1173
00:49:14,908 --> 00:49:16,475
- Hopefully you
don't walk out today.
1174
00:49:16,562 --> 00:49:18,303
[laughs] That would be the gag.
1175
00:49:18,390 --> 00:49:20,696
You'd be like,
happy anniversary, bye.
1176
00:49:20,783 --> 00:49:22,611
- I don't want
to lip-synch again,
1177
00:49:22,698 --> 00:49:24,222
but I just feel it in the air.
1178
00:49:24,309 --> 00:49:26,180
Like, this is happening again.
1179
00:49:26,267 --> 00:49:28,487
And...
1180
00:49:28,574 --> 00:49:32,621
I'm preparing to
blow the judges away.
1181
00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:34,623
- [laughs]
1182
00:49:39,193 --> 00:49:40,412
- [laughs]
1183
00:49:40,499 --> 00:49:41,587
Welcome back, All Stars.
1184
00:49:41,674 --> 00:49:43,763
- Hello.
- Hello.
1185
00:49:43,850 --> 00:49:45,678
- Ciao.
- I've made some decisions.
1186
00:49:45,765 --> 00:49:48,594
[dramatic music]
1187
00:49:48,681 --> 00:49:52,685
Kitty Scott-Claus, in the roast
and on the runway,
1188
00:49:52,772 --> 00:49:55,818
you were peach perfect.
1189
00:49:55,905 --> 00:49:59,735
Alyssa Edwards,
you really tongue popped.
1190
00:49:59,822 --> 00:50:02,042
- [pops tongue]
1191
00:50:02,129 --> 00:50:06,699
- Nehellenia, you were on fire.
1192
00:50:06,786 --> 00:50:11,051
Kween Kong, you were pure gold.
1193
00:50:11,138 --> 00:50:14,489
♪ ♪
1194
00:50:14,576 --> 00:50:17,536
Kitty Scott-Claus...
1195
00:50:17,623 --> 00:50:20,452
Kween Kong...
1196
00:50:20,539 --> 00:50:22,236
condragulations.
1197
00:50:22,323 --> 00:50:25,761
You are both the winners
of this week's challenge.
1198
00:50:25,848 --> 00:50:27,633
- Fuck, yeah!
- Oh, my God.
1199
00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:29,156
- Oh, my fucking God.
1200
00:50:29,243 --> 00:50:32,986
- You will split
a tip of $10,000.
1201
00:50:33,073 --> 00:50:34,770
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you so much.
1202
00:50:34,857 --> 00:50:36,120
- Oh, my God.
Thank you.
1203
00:50:36,207 --> 00:50:38,557
My third win!
Hooray! Oh!
1204
00:50:38,644 --> 00:50:40,211
And to share it with Kween--
1205
00:50:40,298 --> 00:50:41,908
I mean, I couldn't
have picked between us,
1206
00:50:41,995 --> 00:50:44,171
and neither could Ru.
1207
00:50:44,258 --> 00:50:46,565
- [screams]
I'm so excited.
1208
00:50:46,652 --> 00:50:48,654
Three wins each?
1209
00:50:48,741 --> 00:50:50,482
$5,000 each?
1210
00:50:50,569 --> 00:50:51,831
Oh, my God.
1211
00:50:51,918 --> 00:50:53,659
- Alyssa...
1212
00:50:53,746 --> 00:50:55,748
Nehellenia...
1213
00:50:55,835 --> 00:50:57,228
you are safe.
1214
00:50:57,315 --> 00:51:00,709
The four of you may step
to the back of the stage.
1215
00:51:00,796 --> 00:51:02,929
- Yes, motherfucker.
1216
00:51:03,016 --> 00:51:04,409
Check us, baby.
1217
00:51:04,496 --> 00:51:09,022
- Vanity Vain, in the roast,
you swung big,
1218
00:51:09,109 --> 00:51:13,244
but your runway was
a bit of a miss...
1219
00:51:13,331 --> 00:51:15,594
a Christ-miss.
- [chuckles]
1220
00:51:15,681 --> 00:51:17,291
- Yeah.
1221
00:51:17,378 --> 00:51:18,771
- Pythia...
1222
00:51:18,858 --> 00:51:22,427
tonight your runway
was pure magic,
1223
00:51:22,514 --> 00:51:24,733
but your roast
1224
00:51:24,820 --> 00:51:28,868
did not cast a spell.
1225
00:51:28,955 --> 00:51:32,176
Tessa T, you sparkled
on the runway,
1226
00:51:32,263 --> 00:51:36,528
but your roast lacked luster.
1227
00:51:36,615 --> 00:51:37,703
Tessa...
1228
00:51:37,790 --> 00:51:42,142
♪ ♪
1229
00:51:42,229 --> 00:51:45,363
You're safe.
- Thank you so much.
1230
00:51:45,450 --> 00:51:46,712
Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
1231
00:51:46,799 --> 00:51:48,496
- You may join the other girls.
1232
00:51:48,583 --> 00:51:50,890
- [exhales sharply]
Another lucky escape.
1233
00:51:50,977 --> 00:51:53,110
Part of me is kind of bitter
1234
00:51:53,197 --> 00:51:55,024
because I really wanted to
lip-synch to the song
1235
00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:57,157
in this look.
[laughs]
1236
00:51:57,244 --> 00:52:00,160
- Vanity, Pythia,
1237
00:52:00,247 --> 00:52:04,773
I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are up for elimination.
1238
00:52:04,860 --> 00:52:07,124
- I really thought that my
runway was going to save me,
1239
00:52:07,211 --> 00:52:09,213
but here we are.
1240
00:52:09,300 --> 00:52:11,171
I have never had to lip-synch
for my life
1241
00:52:11,258 --> 00:52:14,000
during "Drag Race," so
I'm feeling a little nervous.
1242
00:52:14,087 --> 00:52:17,351
- Two Global All Stars
stand before me.
1243
00:52:17,438 --> 00:52:19,440
♪ ♪
1244
00:52:19,527 --> 00:52:24,315
This is your last chance
to impress me
1245
00:52:24,402 --> 00:52:26,969
and save yourself
1246
00:52:27,056 --> 00:52:29,842
from elimination!
1247
00:52:29,929 --> 00:52:31,670
The time has come
1248
00:52:31,757 --> 00:52:34,890
for you to lip-synch...
1249
00:52:34,977 --> 00:52:38,938
for your life.
1250
00:52:40,940 --> 00:52:43,638
- Vanity may have sent two
girls home, but not this time.
1251
00:52:43,725 --> 00:52:45,640
I'm in it to win it.
1252
00:52:45,727 --> 00:52:48,469
- I just think I can sell
this more than Pythia.
1253
00:52:48,556 --> 00:52:51,168
I'm a rock star,
and she's a mannequin.
1254
00:52:51,255 --> 00:52:52,647
Hit the fan.
1255
00:52:52,734 --> 00:52:54,388
I'm ready.
1256
00:52:54,475 --> 00:52:59,263
- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
1257
00:53:01,134 --> 00:53:04,311
[light rock music]
1258
00:53:04,398 --> 00:53:09,360
♪ ♪
1259
00:53:09,447 --> 00:53:12,928
- [vocalizing]
1260
00:53:13,015 --> 00:53:20,022
♪ ♪
1261
00:53:20,109 --> 00:53:22,286
♪ I had to escape ♪
1262
00:53:22,373 --> 00:53:25,027
♪ The city was
sticky and cruel ♪
1263
00:53:25,114 --> 00:53:27,334
♪ ♪
1264
00:53:27,421 --> 00:53:29,641
♪ Maybe I should have called
you first ♪
1265
00:53:29,728 --> 00:53:33,384
♪ But I was dying
to get to you ♪
1266
00:53:33,471 --> 00:53:35,777
♪ I was dreaming
while I drove ♪
1267
00:53:35,864 --> 00:53:37,866
♪ The long straight
road ahead ♪
1268
00:53:37,953 --> 00:53:40,913
♪ Uh-huh, yeah ♪
1269
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,262
♪ Could taste
your sweet kisses ♪
1270
00:53:42,349 --> 00:53:44,656
♪ Your arms open wide ♪
1271
00:53:44,743 --> 00:53:49,051
♪ This fever for you was
just burning me up inside ♪
1272
00:53:49,138 --> 00:53:54,143
♪ ♪
1273
00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:57,712
♪ I drove all night ♪
1274
00:53:57,799 --> 00:54:04,241
♪ ♪
1275
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,294
♪ I taste your sweet kisses ♪
1276
00:54:14,381 --> 00:54:16,731
♪ Your arms open wide ♪
1277
00:54:16,818 --> 00:54:21,432
♪ This fever for you is
just burning me up inside ♪
1278
00:54:21,519 --> 00:54:26,350
♪ ♪
1279
00:54:26,437 --> 00:54:29,788
♪ I drove all night ♪
1280
00:54:29,875 --> 00:54:33,052
♪ To get to you ♪
1281
00:54:33,139 --> 00:54:36,316
♪ Is that all right? ♪
1282
00:54:36,403 --> 00:54:38,884
♪ I drove all night ♪
1283
00:54:38,971 --> 00:54:42,627
[cheering]
1284
00:54:42,714 --> 00:54:49,068
♪ ♪
1285
00:54:49,155 --> 00:54:51,897
[cheers and applause]
1286
00:54:56,728 --> 00:54:59,731
- So good.
- That bitch tore it up.
1287
00:54:59,818 --> 00:55:00,949
- Oh.
1288
00:55:01,036 --> 00:55:02,777
- Wow.
1289
00:55:02,864 --> 00:55:04,562
- Oh, my gosh.
1290
00:55:04,649 --> 00:55:07,042
All Stars,
I've made my decision.
1291
00:55:07,129 --> 00:55:10,611
[dramatic music]
1292
00:55:10,698 --> 00:55:13,484
♪ ♪
1293
00:55:13,571 --> 00:55:16,878
Vanity Vain, shantay, you stay.
- [gasps]
1294
00:55:16,965 --> 00:55:18,402
- Oh, my God.
1295
00:55:18,489 --> 00:55:20,752
- Officially
the lip-sync assassin.
1296
00:55:20,839 --> 00:55:23,189
- You may join the other girls.
- Thank you so much.
1297
00:55:23,276 --> 00:55:25,539
Mwah.
Love you.
1298
00:55:25,626 --> 00:55:28,237
Oh, my God.
1299
00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:31,545
I'm officially the lip-sync
assassin of the season.
1300
00:55:31,632 --> 00:55:34,113
And kind of ironic to send home
the Canadian queen
1301
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,897
to a Canadian singer.
1302
00:55:35,984 --> 00:55:37,769
[shade rattle]
1303
00:55:37,856 --> 00:55:39,684
- Pythia, my queen,
1304
00:55:39,771 --> 00:55:43,209
you are and will always be
1305
00:55:43,296 --> 00:55:46,038
an international icon.
1306
00:55:46,125 --> 00:55:49,694
Now, sashay away.
1307
00:55:49,781 --> 00:55:51,609
- Thank you so much
for everything.
1308
00:55:51,696 --> 00:55:53,524
And I will promise you I will
keep looking for that voice.
1309
00:55:53,611 --> 00:55:56,265
[laughter]
Thank you so much.
1310
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:57,658
- Thank you.
- [chuckles]
1311
00:55:57,745 --> 00:55:59,965
Bye-bye.
1312
00:56:00,052 --> 00:56:03,490
- We love you, Pythia.
[applause]
1313
00:56:03,577 --> 00:56:07,799
♪ ♪
1314
00:56:07,886 --> 00:56:09,366
[ting]
1315
00:56:09,453 --> 00:56:13,108
[laughter]
1316
00:56:13,195 --> 00:56:15,894
- Condragulations, All Stars.
1317
00:56:15,981 --> 00:56:18,026
And, remember, if you can't
love yourself,
1318
00:56:18,113 --> 00:56:19,724
how in the hell you going
to love somebody else?
1319
00:56:19,811 --> 00:56:22,770
Can I get an "amen" up in here?
all: Amen!
1320
00:56:22,857 --> 00:56:24,642
- All right,
now let the music play.
1321
00:56:24,729 --> 00:56:25,991
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1322
00:56:26,078 --> 00:56:28,602
♪ When I play, play ♪
1323
00:56:28,689 --> 00:56:32,214
♪ Oh, oh, when I play, play ♪
1324
00:56:32,301 --> 00:56:33,955
♪ Oh ♪
1325
00:56:34,042 --> 00:56:37,829
♪ Oh, baby, I'm a winner ♪
1326
00:56:37,916 --> 00:56:39,526
[laughs]
1327
00:56:43,487 --> 00:56:46,881
- Next time on
"RuPaul's Global All Stars"...
1328
00:56:46,968 --> 00:56:50,189
For this week's Maxi Challenge,
your sisters are here to help,
1329
00:56:50,276 --> 00:56:53,497
as you transform them
into a member
1330
00:56:53,584 --> 00:56:55,760
of your "Drag Race" family.
1331
00:56:55,847 --> 00:56:58,327
- I sent three
of those bitches home.
1332
00:56:58,415 --> 00:56:59,720
Did you drive all night?
1333
00:56:59,807 --> 00:57:01,374
- Oh, fuck.
1334
00:57:01,461 --> 00:57:03,550
- It is a showstopper.
1335
00:57:03,637 --> 00:57:05,422
- I definitely want
to go to that party.
1336
00:57:05,509 --> 00:57:08,033
- The family resemblance
was not there.
1337
00:57:12,864 --> 00:57:15,083
- ♪ Can you feel the love? ♪
1338
00:57:15,170 --> 00:57:22,351
♪ ♪
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