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♪ Nymphomania... ♪
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♪ Nymphomania... ♪
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Hello?
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You've had an accident.
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You need an ambulance.
I'll call for one.
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I'll be right back.
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Lie still here.
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No.
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No.
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No what?
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I don't need an ambulance.
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I can clearly see you do.
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I'll call for one.
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In that case,
I'll be up and gone
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before you have
the time to come back.
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That will hurt.
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That's possible,
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but it doesn't matter to me.
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I assume you don't want meto call the police either.
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Yes, that's exactly right.
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Is there anything you want?
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I'd like a cup of tea
with some milk.
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Well...
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You have to come with me.
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I don't serve tea in the street.
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Can you walk?
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Yeah.
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I've even bought a cake.
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I'll wash your clothes.
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- Not my coat.
- It smells rather badly.
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It's my coat.
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It's your coat.
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So what happened?
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Were you robbed?
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It's my own fault.
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I'm just a bad human being.
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I've never met
a bad human being.
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Well, you have now.
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Do you want to talk about it?
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You wouldn't understand.
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Well, try me.
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But I wouldn't know
where to start.
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Why is that
ridiculous fishhook
hanging there?
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It's a fly.
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I caught a fish with it once,
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a rather big one
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strangely enough.
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Fly-fishing is about
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tying feathersand other thingsto a hook
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so it resembles somethingthe fish likes to eat.
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And then because
the fly is very light,
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you have to have
a line that is heavy.
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It creates the velocity
when you cast.
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You fish a lot?
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Well, some...
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But I don't catch much.
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When I was young, I...
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i had a book I...i worshipped.
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It was an old bookby izaak walton
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called"the complete angler."
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It was like a romanticnature Bible to me.
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Maybe I know where to start.
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But if you're
to understand, I'll...
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I'll have to tell you
the whole story,
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and it'll be long.
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Long... is good.
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And moral, I'm afraid.
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To begin with the bait,
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i discovered my cuntas a two-year-old.
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At an early age,
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i was mechanically inclined.
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Kinetic energy, for example,
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- has always fascinated me.
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And my friend...let's call her b...
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always came up with the ideas.
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Playing frogs wasone of b's classics.
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Joe, are you all right?
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Just a moment!
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Are you done?
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For Christ's sakes,
leave them alone.
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I lovedmy father very much.
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He was a doctor.
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My mother's name was Katherine.
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My father called her kay.
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I suppose she waswhat you'd call
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a cold bitch.
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She always had her back turned
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when she played solitaire.
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I hated solitaire.
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When we had p.E.,
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I'd climb up into the ropes
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and hang there for ages
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with the rope between my legs.
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"The sensation" we called it.
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I remember very distinctlythis word, "sensation."
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Perhaps the only differencebetween me and other people
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was that I've alwaysdemanded more from the sunset.
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More spectacular colorswhen the sun hit the horizon.
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That's perhaps my only sin.
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Why are you insisting
that children are sinful?
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Not children. Me.
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I don't see sin anywhere,
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but then I'm not religious.
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That's because you don't know
the rest of the story.
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And by the way,
I'm not religious either.
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Why would you take
the most unsympathetic aspect
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of religion such as
the concept of sin...
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And let it survive
beyond religion?
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I don't understand
this self-hatred.
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That's what I said...
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- you wouldn't understand.
- No, I'm...
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I'm sorry, I'll shut up.
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Please continue.
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Nervus pudendus.
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Nervus dorsalis clitoridis.
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My dad loved telling me aboutthe trees and their leaves
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and considered itpart of a good education.
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When the ash tree was created,
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it made all the other trees
in the forest jealous.
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It was the most beautiful tree.
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You couldn't say
anything bad about it.
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Then in the winter...
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When the ash tree
lost all of its leaves...
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All the trees
noticed its black buds
and started laughing.
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"Oh, look...
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The ash tree's had
its fingers in the ashes."
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See?
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You can always tell
the ash tree in winter
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by the black buds.
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He especially loved
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the childish educationalstories he told
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to help me rememberwhat I had learned.
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I knew how much he lovedtelling those stories,
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so sometimes I pretendedi had forgotten them.
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Am I boring you?
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No, I'm justlooking forward
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to how youwill get fishingweaved into your tale.
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You could
start with the fly
on the wall there.
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It's called a nymph.
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It would tie in elegantly
with your discussion
about nymphomania.
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A nymph is...
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An early stagein the life of an insect.
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As a quite young nymph,
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it was imperative for me
to get rid of my virginity.
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Hopla.
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I kind of knew this boy j,
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who had a moped.
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So in my eyes,
he was rather sophisticated.
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I was 15,
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and perhaps my girlishromantic expectationswere a bit high.
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But he had good strong hands.
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I liked his hands.
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Hello?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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If I asked you
to take my virginity,
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would that be a problem?
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No, I don't see a problem.
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So, um...
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Where shall I go?
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It's the fucking carburetor.
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I just can't work it out.
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Can you imagine that?
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That's not very good.
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- Hmm?
- That's not very good.
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No, it bloody isn't.It ruins the whole ideaof having a moped.
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You should probably take off
your knickers, yeah?
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He shoved his cock inside meand humped me three times.
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Then he turned me overlike a sack of potatoes...
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Then he humped mefive times in the ass.
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I never forgot those twohumiliating numbers.
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Three and five?
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Those are fibonacci numbers.
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That may be.
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In any case, it hurt like hell.
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I swore I'd never sleep
with anyone again.
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But of course,that only lasteda short while.
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And now to get back
to your fishing...
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A couple of years lateri was at my friend b's.
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And as always,she had a new idea...
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Financed by heryounger brother'spiggy banks,
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which she regularly emptied.
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We put on clothes later known
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as the fuck-me-now clothes.
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The idea was a competition.
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We were to go on a train trip.
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B said there wasno need for tickets.
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The one whohad fucked the most men
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when we reached the destination
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would win the chocolate sweets.
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♪ Get your motor running ♪
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♪ head out on the highway ♪
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♪ looking for adventure ♪
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♪ and whatever comes our way ♪
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♪ yeah, darling,go on, make it... ♪
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May I interrupt here?
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What you were doing
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when you walked down
that corridor...
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You were reading the river.
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♪ Born to be wild... ♪
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Most of the large fishstay sheltered
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from the current to save energy
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- and to hide from the prey.
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Where the fish hidesin the stream
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entails a verycomplicated hierarchy.
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The topography decides
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where the mostattractive places are,
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and the biggest fishchoose the best positions.
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Smile and makeeye contact.
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If you have to talk,
remember to ask a lot
of wh-questions
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if you want more
than a yes-or-no answer.
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Then it'll just
happen on its own.
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You just take them
to the lavatory and you
have sex with them.
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Oh. But what if
it's nasty?
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Then you just
think of the bag
of chocolate sweeties.
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What... what time is it?
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10:00
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Where do you come from?
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From home.
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Who knows where the lavatory is?
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Well, if you take a right,
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you will arrive at a lavatory
at the end of the car.
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At the same time,
it is so cleverly arranged
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that if you take a left turn,
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you will also arrive
at a lavatory,
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since at the endof the next carthere is also one.
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I'll show you where
the lavatory is.
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It turned outto be shockingly easy.
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In no time, b was ahead,five to three.
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And it was exactly right...
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look them in the eye and smile.
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But then suddenly it stopped.
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That's a very clear parallel
to fishing in the stream.
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As it happens,
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either none
of the fish are feeding
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or they all feed
at the same time.
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They go into feeding frenzy.
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All bite.
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And then just as suddenly
as it started, it stops.
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The fish most readily bite
at the beginning
of a light rain,
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and I think that's
because they feel safe
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when they swim in the stream.
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Because they can't
be seen from above.
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The water's surface
is disturbed.
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But then it started again,
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although a bit more slowly.
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Yeah, and I think I know how.
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Because fly-fishing can
be done in several phases.
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And if the fish stop biting,
you move on to phase two.
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And in phase two,
you not only imitate an insect
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but an insect in trouble.
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You pull...
you pull the line.
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You tug it...
Irregularly,
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so the fish getsthe impression that
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it's dealing
with an injured
and easy prey.
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And then helplessly
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let the fly floatdown the river again.
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Then half-heartedly
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make a few jumps forward again.
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It can be done...
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It can be done very elegantly.
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Are you all right?
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It's Betty.
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I was just told
that she's very ill.
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Is Betty a close family member?
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You could say that.
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She's my dwarf hamster.
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Dwarf hamster?
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You can't be serious.
269
00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,056
Well, what was I to do?
270
00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:35,693
And then I didhave a dwarf hamsterwhen I was young.
271
00:26:35,695 --> 00:26:38,128
That youwere very close to?
272
00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:40,264
- Not at all.- A bloody nuisance.
273
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:42,132
Dwarf hamster.
274
00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:44,868
It would've been worse
if it were a person.
275
00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:47,037
Don't say that.
276
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:50,741
I'm extremely fond
of my hamster.
277
00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:54,812
Yes, I think that's
a rather cynical thing
to say about Betty.
278
00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:59,683
Yes, I had made the cage
nice and cozy for her when...
279
00:26:59,685 --> 00:27:02,152
- when I got her.
- And Betty liked that?
280
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:05,656
Betty was excited.
281
00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:10,060
One of nature'smost meaningless creatures.
282
00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:12,930
You're aware that the choiceof a dwarf hamster
283
00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:16,033
possibly suggestscertain sexual connotations.
284
00:27:16,035 --> 00:27:17,668
I can see that now,
285
00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:20,771
but it was reallynot a conscious choice.
286
00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:33,117
Can you show me
where the lavatory is?
287
00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:37,321
I... have to
blow my nose.
288
00:27:49,701 --> 00:27:52,002
We were runningout of subjects,
289
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:54,271
and b was ahead on points,
290
00:27:54,273 --> 00:27:58,275
which led us to s'sfirst-class compartment.
291
00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:04,348
Tickets, please!
292
00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:11,288
Thank you.
293
00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:12,690
Ladies?
294
00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:15,359
Tickets?
295
00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:22,766
Well...
296
00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:26,904
I think I might've lost it.
297
00:28:26,906 --> 00:28:28,138
Perhaps.
298
00:28:29,941 --> 00:28:32,076
Dropped yours as well, did ya?
299
00:28:32,078 --> 00:28:36,080
I haven't bought a ticket
for your shitty train.
300
00:28:36,082 --> 00:28:38,148
It's so bloody slow,
301
00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:40,117
we should've been
at the end of the track
half an hour ago.
302
00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:43,287
Regardless of delays,
you still need a ticket,
sweetheart.
303
00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:45,823
£8 each, please.
304
00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:49,259
Oh!
305
00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:53,263
I accidently tore it up.
306
00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:56,300
You can't expect be to payfor scraps of paper.
307
00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:58,669
- Have another one.
- Oh, great idea.
308
00:28:58,671 --> 00:29:00,871
Oh, that one's disappeared too.
309
00:29:00,873 --> 00:29:02,940
I can alwaysjust get the police
310
00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:04,942
to collect your payment
at the next station.
311
00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:07,044
- How about that?
- Now let's just take it
easy here, shall we?
312
00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:10,047
Apparently the young ladies
have left without any money.
313
00:29:10,049 --> 00:29:12,349
If it's okay with you,
I'd like to pay for
their tickets.
314
00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:15,252
No sir, it's not.
Just leave your money
where it is.
315
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:17,121
- We'll let the police
deal with these two.
- Actually,
316
00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:19,723
we did have
sort of an agreement
that I was to pay.
317
00:29:19,725 --> 00:29:21,058
I just forgot about it.
318
00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:25,696
I see.
319
00:29:25,698 --> 00:29:28,265
Two first-class tickets...
320
00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:30,868
For two first-class ladies.
321
00:29:32,370 --> 00:29:34,171
Enjoy the rest of your journey.
322
00:29:36,841 --> 00:29:38,809
Tickets, please!
323
00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:43,947
Now that you've been
so nice to us...
324
00:29:45,216 --> 00:29:47,951
We'd like to be nice to you too.
325
00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:49,486
Oh, that'svery kind of you,
326
00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:50,954
but there's no need.
327
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,027
I mean that.
328
00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:02,900
Well, I've already lost anyway.
329
00:30:05,203 --> 00:30:09,373
I'm willing to give you
five extra points...
330
00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:14,077
If you can get
that one in there.
331
00:30:16,781 --> 00:30:19,850
I decided, perhapsa bit desperately,
332
00:30:19,852 --> 00:30:21,952
that the only thingstanding between me
333
00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:23,987
and the bag of chocolate sweets
334
00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:28,358
was an unequivocalprovocation of this man.
335
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,061
Excellent. An induced take.
336
00:30:31,063 --> 00:30:33,463
When all other attempts fail,
337
00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:35,265
a dramatic provocation can get
338
00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:38,001
an otherwise completelypassive fish to bite.
339
00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:41,205
They will react instinctivelyto the right provocation,
340
00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:44,041
which would not be a fly,but, for instance,
341
00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:47,845
a brightly-colored wobbler,preferably red.
342
00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:50,347
The very best is one we call"the Finnish weapon,"
343
00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:53,050
the so-called rapala.
344
00:30:55,153 --> 00:30:57,387
You've bought a gift.
345
00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:00,591
Yes.
346
00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:04,494
- It's for my wife.
- Oh.
347
00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:07,564
You travel first-class
348
00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:10,234
and you bought us our tickets.
349
00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:14,338
Why then not buya decent gift for your wife?
350
00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:17,407
I can see it comes
from the station.
351
00:31:23,815 --> 00:31:25,415
Of course, i should have...
352
00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:27,017
Bought her something...
353
00:31:27,019 --> 00:31:29,953
something better, but...
354
00:31:29,955 --> 00:31:33,357
Let's just sayi was suddenlyin a hurry to get home.
355
00:31:34,525 --> 00:31:37,861
Why would a man like you
356
00:31:37,863 --> 00:31:40,964
with such an orderly life
suddenly have to hurry?
357
00:31:44,335 --> 00:31:46,403
It has to do with family.
358
00:31:49,173 --> 00:31:51,541
My wife and I
have decided that we...
359
00:31:54,279 --> 00:31:57,547
We miss having children
after all,
360
00:31:57,549 --> 00:32:00,350
and that if we are
to have children,
it has to be now.
361
00:32:02,453 --> 00:32:06,056
So my wife called yesterday
to say that she...
362
00:32:06,058 --> 00:32:08,425
she started ovulating.
363
00:32:10,128 --> 00:32:12,896
And all signs pointto maximum fertility
364
00:32:12,898 --> 00:32:15,065
precisely tonight.
365
00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:17,100
You see...
366
00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:20,270
That's why I bought her
a gift at the station.
367
00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:23,206
I had to get a ticket homeas quickly as possible.
368
00:32:24,909 --> 00:32:26,977
Well, I understand now.
369
00:32:28,012 --> 00:32:29,413
What is it you understand?
370
00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:32,115
Why you didn't have sex with us.
371
00:32:35,386 --> 00:32:38,622
It wasn't because
I didn't want to.
372
00:32:55,506 --> 00:32:57,140
Please.
373
00:33:01,379 --> 00:33:04,014
I'm begging you, please don't.
374
00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:06,049
It's okay.
375
00:33:07,185 --> 00:33:08,719
Please don't.
376
00:33:10,521 --> 00:33:13,190
You've been as horny as hell...
377
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:16,326
But you wouldn't
give up your load.
378
00:33:17,295 --> 00:33:19,129
Please stop.
379
00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:46,023
Oh God.
380
00:33:47,325 --> 00:33:48,492
Oh God.
381
00:34:06,244 --> 00:34:07,744
Wow.
382
00:34:20,358 --> 00:34:22,392
So oral sex
383
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,995
became, in the eye
of the angler,
384
00:34:24,997 --> 00:34:27,464
your...your Finnish weapon.
385
00:34:29,367 --> 00:34:31,635
Is that your only comment?
386
00:34:33,204 --> 00:34:35,839
What else... what else
do you want me to say?
387
00:34:37,341 --> 00:34:40,110
That I behaved reprehensively,
388
00:34:40,112 --> 00:34:44,114
that already my actions
exemplify that I'm a...
389
00:34:44,116 --> 00:34:46,283
I'm a terrible human being.
390
00:34:47,718 --> 00:34:49,719
That's not the way I see it.
391
00:34:49,721 --> 00:34:51,788
On the contrary,
I saw it as a...
392
00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:55,025
as a very pleasurable
and humorous story.
393
00:34:55,027 --> 00:34:58,562
I've consciously
used and hurt others...
394
00:34:59,697 --> 00:35:02,732
For the sake
of my own satisfaction.
395
00:35:02,734 --> 00:35:05,669
And what I've told you so far
only begins to suggest that.
396
00:35:05,671 --> 00:35:07,204
But when you toldthe story, you were...
397
00:35:07,206 --> 00:35:10,640
you were cheerful,
full of humor.
398
00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:13,043
The only thing you've done...
399
00:35:13,045 --> 00:35:16,046
Except giving a few people
an experience to remember
400
00:35:16,048 --> 00:35:20,117
is that you...
you relieved s
from his load
401
00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:23,320
in some...some youthful hubris.
402
00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:28,258
And I read somewhere that
if you keep the load too long,
403
00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:29,793
the sperm will die.
404
00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:31,862
Or worse, degenerate.
405
00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:34,731
Maybe thanks to you,
406
00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:36,566
Mr. s and his wife
now have a healthy
407
00:35:36,568 --> 00:35:38,568
and well-functioning child.
408
00:35:39,704 --> 00:35:42,305
I discovered my power as woman
409
00:35:42,307 --> 00:35:45,442
and used it
without any concern
for others.
410
00:35:45,444 --> 00:35:48,145
That's completely unacceptable.
411
00:35:48,147 --> 00:35:50,113
Oh, little darling.
412
00:35:50,115 --> 00:35:51,781
Don't you "little darling" me.
413
00:35:54,418 --> 00:35:55,852
No.
414
00:35:58,456 --> 00:36:00,557
What I wanted to say was that
415
00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:03,593
if you have wings, why not fly?
416
00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:38,695
No more stories.
417
00:36:40,598 --> 00:36:42,432
You need to sleep.
418
00:36:42,434 --> 00:36:44,234
No no.
419
00:36:45,436 --> 00:36:47,504
This is beginning to amuse me.
420
00:36:53,778 --> 00:36:56,246
I don't even know your name.
421
00:36:57,315 --> 00:36:59,316
My name is Joe.
422
00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:01,785
I'm seligman.
423
00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:05,855
What a fucking ridiculous name.
424
00:37:07,226 --> 00:37:09,259
It's Jewish.
425
00:37:10,428 --> 00:37:12,395
You said you weren't religious.
426
00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:14,664
No, but my
great-grandfather was.
427
00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:16,233
And my parents gave me the name
428
00:37:16,235 --> 00:37:18,235
as a sort of...
429
00:37:18,237 --> 00:37:22,305
Sentimental associationto judaism.
430
00:37:22,307 --> 00:37:25,542
But we've always been
anti-zionists...
431
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:30,347
Which is not the same
as being anti-semitic,
432
00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:33,750
as certain political powers
try to convince us.
433
00:37:34,685 --> 00:37:36,720
Seligman...
434
00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:39,456
Means "the happy one."
435
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,728
So are you happy then?
436
00:37:47,465 --> 00:37:49,566
Well, I suppose I am...
437
00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:52,402
In my own way.
438
00:37:53,571 --> 00:37:55,205
Even if I'm the kind of person
439
00:37:55,207 --> 00:37:57,274
who cut the nails
of the right hand first.
440
00:37:57,276 --> 00:37:58,408
What does that mean?
441
00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:01,911
Well, I divide humanity
into two groups:
442
00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:04,714
The people who cut the nails
on the left hand first
443
00:38:04,716 --> 00:38:06,583
and the people who cut the nails
444
00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:09,319
of the right hand first.
My theory is
445
00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:11,821
that the peoplewho cut the nailsof the left hand first,
446
00:38:11,823 --> 00:38:14,357
they... they...they're more light-hearted.
447
00:38:14,359 --> 00:38:16,626
They have a tendency
to enjoy life more
448
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:20,363
because they go straight
for the easiest task and...
449
00:38:20,365 --> 00:38:23,733
Save their difficulties
for later.
450
00:38:28,906 --> 00:38:30,340
So what do you do?
451
00:38:31,375 --> 00:38:33,510
Always the left hand first.
452
00:38:33,512 --> 00:38:35,578
I don't think there's a choice.
453
00:38:36,781 --> 00:38:39,382
Go for the pleasure
first, always.
454
00:38:39,384 --> 00:38:42,452
And then once
you've done the left hand,
455
00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:44,888
only the right hand remains,
456
00:38:44,890 --> 00:38:48,091
and that's the easiest one left.
457
00:38:55,299 --> 00:38:57,334
I've never thought
of it like that.
458
00:38:59,603 --> 00:39:02,505
Well, you...
you're never too old...
459
00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:04,007
never too old to learn.
460
00:39:12,316 --> 00:39:13,850
That's rugelach.
461
00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:17,587
Mm-hmm.
It's a Jewish cake.
462
00:39:17,589 --> 00:39:19,356
There's thatsentimentality again.
463
00:39:19,358 --> 00:39:21,291
No, but it's more than rugelach.
464
00:39:21,293 --> 00:39:23,893
It's rugelach servedwith a cake fork.
465
00:39:25,596 --> 00:39:28,031
Rugelach, in my opinion,
is pastry,
466
00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:31,701
which there is
no excuse for eating
with a cake fork.
467
00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:35,472
To serve it
with a cake fork is
irritatingly unmanly,
468
00:39:35,474 --> 00:39:38,074
not to say downright feminine.
469
00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:43,947
However it can bring us
further with the story.
470
00:39:45,783 --> 00:39:50,754
I also knew someone
who consumed rugelach
every day,
471
00:39:50,756 --> 00:39:53,757
almost ritually,
with a cake fork.
472
00:39:53,759 --> 00:39:56,826
And although we'll bejumping a bit in time...
473
00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:01,398
I have to tell you about Jerome.
474
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,534
As far as I can see,
the next chapter
doesn't contain
475
00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:07,637
as direct an accusation
against my person
476
00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:10,006
as the rest of the story.
477
00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:14,444
The chapter will also
make a sentimental soul
like you happy,
478
00:40:14,446 --> 00:40:19,416
as it contains observations
on the subject of love.
479
00:41:23,447 --> 00:41:25,582
Can I tell you something?
480
00:41:27,551 --> 00:41:28,651
Sure.
481
00:41:28,653 --> 00:41:30,520
Sure.
482
00:41:30,522 --> 00:41:31,654
Yeah.
483
00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:32,789
Yeah sure.
484
00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:34,691
It might not be
important to you...
485
00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:35,892
But it is to me.
486
00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:37,760
But it is to me.
487
00:41:37,762 --> 00:41:40,763
I've never had an orgasm before.
488
00:41:44,201 --> 00:41:45,902
Really?
489
00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:52,108
You're my first one.
490
00:41:54,945 --> 00:41:56,913
You don't know
how happy that makes me.
491
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,186
I love you.
492
00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:10,026
You're my first.
493
00:42:13,664 --> 00:42:15,832
Well, I have to admit:
494
00:42:15,834 --> 00:42:18,201
Quite a lot of girls say that.
495
00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:24,474
The train triphad increased my appetite,
496
00:42:24,476 --> 00:42:26,776
and soon b and I started a club
497
00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:30,480
- that we calledthe little flock.
498
00:42:30,482 --> 00:42:34,050
Mea vulva,mea maxima vulva.
499
00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,852
B, of course,took the lead,
500
00:42:35,854 --> 00:42:38,254
as she wasthe most daring of us.
501
00:42:38,256 --> 00:42:40,156
She was raised catholic.
502
00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:42,559
I'm sure you're familiarwith the practices
503
00:42:42,561 --> 00:42:44,093
of the catholic church.
504
00:42:44,095 --> 00:42:46,563
Mea maxima vulva.
505
00:42:46,565 --> 00:42:48,731
Mea vulva, mea...
506
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:50,333
That's interesting.
507
00:42:51,502 --> 00:42:53,636
Blasphemic, satanic.
508
00:42:54,872 --> 00:42:56,005
The music...
509
00:42:56,007 --> 00:42:58,141
the interval
between b and f...
510
00:42:58,143 --> 00:43:00,076
it's a tritone,
511
00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:02,078
the devil's interval.
512
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,048
It was banned from music
in the middle ages.
513
00:43:06,650 --> 00:43:09,085
Well, the vacuum cleaner
invented it.
514
00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:11,187
She took piano lessons.
515
00:43:11,189 --> 00:43:13,289
The vacuum cleaner?
516
00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:14,924
The vacuum cleaner possessed
517
00:43:14,926 --> 00:43:18,061
a special talentfor floppy cocks.
518
00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:21,598
She had some kindof vacuum in her cunt.
519
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:25,668
I... I was imagining
something like that.
520
00:43:25,670 --> 00:43:27,170
It was about fucking
521
00:43:27,172 --> 00:43:29,906
and about having
the right to be horny.
522
00:43:29,908 --> 00:43:33,977
We masturbated together,
that kind of thing.
523
00:43:34,945 --> 00:43:36,813
But it was rebellious.
524
00:43:38,983 --> 00:43:40,883
We weren't allowed
to have boyfriends.
525
00:43:40,885 --> 00:43:43,720
No fucking the same guy
more than once.
526
00:43:43,722 --> 00:43:45,788
What did you rebel against?
527
00:43:45,790 --> 00:43:47,256
Love.
528
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:49,892
Love?
529
00:43:49,894 --> 00:43:52,095
We were committed to combat
530
00:43:52,097 --> 00:43:54,364
the love-fixated society.
531
00:44:08,278 --> 00:44:10,747
I really believedin our little flock,
532
00:44:10,749 --> 00:44:13,149
but of course,that was naive of me.
533
00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:16,753
Over time, even the strongest
534
00:44:16,755 --> 00:44:18,921
couldn't stay trueto our manifest.
535
00:44:18,923 --> 00:44:20,323
- Third of the fifth.
536
00:44:20,325 --> 00:44:23,092
My third intercourse this week,
537
00:44:23,094 --> 00:44:25,328
- again with Alex.
- Third.
538
00:44:27,731 --> 00:44:30,366
Haven't we stated
that we fuck each guy once?
539
00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:35,638
I don't think
you can understand Alex.
540
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,707
I don't want to.
541
00:44:37,709 --> 00:44:39,909
- Our relationship...
- Relationship?
542
00:44:39,911 --> 00:44:41,744
There you are.
543
00:44:41,746 --> 00:44:46,215
Do you think you know
everything about sex?
544
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:54,290
The secret ingredient
to sex... is love.
545
00:45:00,664 --> 00:45:04,934
For me, love was just
lust with jealousy added.
546
00:45:04,936 --> 00:45:08,137
Everything else
was total nonsense.
547
00:45:08,139 --> 00:45:12,809
For every hundred crimes
committed in the name of love,
548
00:45:12,811 --> 00:45:15,912
only one is committed
in the name of sex.
549
00:45:16,914 --> 00:45:18,214
That's quite a statement.
550
00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:21,050
Well, it all
strengthened my wish
551
00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:23,086
for a serious education.
552
00:45:35,766 --> 00:45:37,266
Glasgow.
553
00:45:41,071 --> 00:45:42,371
Aberdeen.
554
00:45:44,308 --> 00:45:45,942
Why are you smiling?
555
00:45:45,944 --> 00:45:49,812
Oh, I just pictured
how an education
556
00:45:49,814 --> 00:45:51,948
would be conveyed
in your storytelling.
557
00:45:53,117 --> 00:45:55,051
Well, that's nothing
to smile about.
558
00:45:55,053 --> 00:45:57,353
I understand that.
559
00:45:59,123 --> 00:46:01,791
So what kind
of education did you get?
560
00:46:01,793 --> 00:46:05,428
I began studying medicine
like my father.
561
00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:08,898
But it washarder and harderfor me to concentrate,
562
00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:13,336
so I studied lessand less till finallyi dropped out.
563
00:46:15,305 --> 00:46:18,040
So instead I began
to look for a job.
564
00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:22,745
It turned outit was hard to get a job
565
00:46:22,747 --> 00:46:25,047
that paid even halfway decently.
566
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:28,918
I didn't really knowhow to do anything,
567
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,454
so I didn't have high hopes
568
00:46:31,456 --> 00:46:33,089
when I applied for a position
569
00:46:33,091 --> 00:46:35,491
as an assistantat a printing house.
570
00:46:35,493 --> 00:46:39,095
So could you tell me
a little bit more
571
00:46:39,097 --> 00:46:41,798
about your background?
572
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:46,068
- Um...
- Education-wise.
573
00:46:46,070 --> 00:46:49,172
Oh. Well,
I finished high school
574
00:46:49,174 --> 00:46:52,842
and decided to study medicine...
575
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:56,045
But I didn't finish.
576
00:46:56,047 --> 00:46:58,815
I know it soundsa bit pointless coming here.
577
00:46:58,817 --> 00:47:01,250
- Right.
- I just really need a job
578
00:47:01,252 --> 00:47:03,286
and I've tried everywhere.
579
00:47:03,288 --> 00:47:05,288
I don't usuallygive jobs to people
580
00:47:05,290 --> 00:47:07,256
just because they need one.
581
00:47:07,258 --> 00:47:11,160
What about secretarial skills?
582
00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:15,898
- Do you have any of those?
- No, I didn't think
you needed skills.
583
00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:18,968
You didn't think
you needed skills
584
00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:21,470
for this position
as a secretary?
585
00:47:21,472 --> 00:47:23,139
No.
586
00:47:23,141 --> 00:47:24,774
Can you open an envelope?
587
00:47:24,776 --> 00:47:28,477
Yeah, I... yes, I think
I can open an envelope.
588
00:47:28,479 --> 00:47:30,880
Well, I'm glad to hear that.
589
00:47:32,049 --> 00:47:34,116
I shall discuss
this conversation
590
00:47:34,118 --> 00:47:36,919
with Mr. Jerome,
my boss.
591
00:47:38,889 --> 00:47:42,491
Do you thinkthere's a chance?
592
00:47:42,493 --> 00:47:44,227
I doubt it.
593
00:47:44,229 --> 00:47:46,162
Oh.
594
00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:08,050
Well, apparently
595
00:48:08,052 --> 00:48:10,586
having absolutely no experience
596
00:48:10,588 --> 00:48:12,822
is absolutely fine for this job.
597
00:48:12,824 --> 00:48:14,991
You've got it.
598
00:48:14,993 --> 00:48:17,426
Oh.
599
00:48:17,428 --> 00:48:19,962
Does that mean
I should start tomorrow?
600
00:48:19,964 --> 00:48:22,198
Yeah, I suppose it does.
601
00:48:23,967 --> 00:48:25,334
Good morning.
602
00:48:25,336 --> 00:48:26,535
Right.
603
00:48:34,279 --> 00:48:35,912
Yes?
604
00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:40,850
- Good morning, sir.
- Good morning.
605
00:48:40,852 --> 00:48:42,218
I just wanted to introduce you
606
00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:44,086
to our newjunior secretary. Joe?
607
00:48:44,088 --> 00:48:46,088
I believe you wantedto explain her work duties.
608
00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:47,957
- Hi.
- This is the new
junior secretary, sir.
609
00:48:47,959 --> 00:48:49,292
Liz, can I have another coffee?
610
00:48:49,294 --> 00:48:51,294
- Yes, of course, sir.
- Thank you.
611
00:48:54,131 --> 00:48:55,431
Hi.
612
00:48:59,136 --> 00:49:00,636
Jerome?
613
00:49:00,638 --> 00:49:03,039
Your first love.
614
00:49:08,111 --> 00:49:10,613
I bet you didn't think
I'd make something
of myself, right?
615
00:49:10,615 --> 00:49:12,615
And now here I sit,
616
00:49:12,617 --> 00:49:15,651
the director's chair
of m&j Morris ltd.
617
00:49:18,889 --> 00:49:20,423
Yes, quite surprising.
618
00:49:20,425 --> 00:49:22,058
Surprising?
619
00:49:22,060 --> 00:49:23,960
It's a sign from God.
620
00:49:28,332 --> 00:49:30,433
You know, I've thought
about you often since then.
621
00:49:32,202 --> 00:49:33,569
Have you thought of me?
622
00:49:36,473 --> 00:49:39,208
- Well...
- Ah.
623
00:49:39,210 --> 00:49:41,544
Usually, you know,
my Uncle sits here.
624
00:49:41,546 --> 00:49:44,046
- Mm-hmm.
- But he's developed
a bit of a tummy problem,
625
00:49:44,048 --> 00:49:45,915
so he's at the spa,
taking long baths,
626
00:49:45,917 --> 00:49:47,616
drinking lots of water.
Poor guy.
627
00:49:47,618 --> 00:49:49,452
And no one knows for how long,
628
00:49:49,454 --> 00:49:52,588
so now I'm the j
in m&j Morris ltd.
629
00:49:52,590 --> 00:49:54,657
How about that?
630
00:49:54,659 --> 00:49:58,394
We printcards and envelopesand nonsense like that.
631
00:49:58,396 --> 00:50:00,329
It's a bloody complicated
business, you know.
632
00:50:00,331 --> 00:50:01,664
I don't understand a word of it.
633
00:50:03,166 --> 00:50:05,668
Come on, I'll show
you around. Yes?
634
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:07,370
- Liz?
- Yes sir?
635
00:50:07,372 --> 00:50:09,605
Oh, look,
there you are.
Good job.
636
00:50:09,607 --> 00:50:12,074
Every time you do a good job,
I say, "good job, Liz."
637
00:50:12,076 --> 00:50:13,609
- Thank you, sir.
- What's her name?
638
00:50:13,611 --> 00:50:15,478
- Liz.
- "Good job, Liz."
639
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,646
- Good job, Liz.
- Good job, Liz!
640
00:50:17,648 --> 00:50:19,982
This is Bobby.
Bobby, say hello.
This is Joe.
641
00:50:19,984 --> 00:50:22,518
- Hello.
- He does the business cards.
642
00:50:36,501 --> 00:50:37,967
It stopped.
643
00:50:37,969 --> 00:50:39,802
Fuck.
644
00:50:43,106 --> 00:50:44,240
Yes.
645
00:50:45,742 --> 00:50:47,443
Well, isn't there an alarm?
646
00:50:47,445 --> 00:50:49,145
To which?
647
00:50:49,147 --> 00:50:51,981
- Isn't there an alarm?
- Alarm, all right, yes.
648
00:50:51,983 --> 00:50:55,151
- Good thinking.
- I'll press this.
649
00:50:57,687 --> 00:50:59,588
Imagine...
650
00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:02,291
You look just as great
all these years later.
651
00:51:02,293 --> 00:51:04,060
Oh no.
652
00:51:08,231 --> 00:51:09,632
No.
653
00:51:09,634 --> 00:51:11,067
No?
654
00:51:12,469 --> 00:51:14,437
- Wha...?
- No, Jerome,
this won't work.
655
00:51:14,439 --> 00:51:17,273
- Which won't work?
- This.
656
00:51:19,609 --> 00:51:20,843
Why not?
657
00:51:22,012 --> 00:51:23,512
You're not really my type.
658
00:51:25,715 --> 00:51:27,616
That's how it's gonna be?
659
00:51:27,618 --> 00:51:30,252
- Yes.
- All right.
660
00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:38,094
Fuck's sake.
661
00:51:47,637 --> 00:51:49,305
Okay.
662
00:51:59,049 --> 00:52:01,383
- Umm...
- Give me your hand.
663
00:52:02,686 --> 00:52:04,620
In a fireman's grip.
664
00:52:05,555 --> 00:52:06,622
Ooh!
665
00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:08,190
- You okay?
- Yeah.
666
00:52:10,594 --> 00:52:13,195
Why didn't you
have sex with him?
667
00:52:14,164 --> 00:52:15,498
I'm not quite sure.
668
00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:18,134
I've shagged lots of idiots.
669
00:52:18,136 --> 00:52:20,503
I suppose he fired you then.
670
00:52:20,505 --> 00:52:22,605
No. If he had fired me,
671
00:52:22,607 --> 00:52:24,206
then he would've lost.
672
00:52:27,677 --> 00:52:31,247
As I didn't recall anyonehaving defined my work duties,
673
00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:34,917
i decidedto clean up in orderto smooth the waters.
674
00:52:42,726 --> 00:52:45,294
- Good morning, sir.
- Any calls?
675
00:52:45,296 --> 00:52:46,595
No sir.
676
00:52:52,702 --> 00:52:53,836
What have you done?
677
00:52:55,105 --> 00:52:56,772
Oh. I cleaned up.
678
00:52:56,774 --> 00:52:58,307
You cleaned up?
679
00:52:58,309 --> 00:53:00,776
It... it was
quite messy and...
680
00:53:00,778 --> 00:53:02,444
- Liz?
- Yes sir?
681
00:53:02,446 --> 00:53:04,413
She cleaned up.
682
00:53:04,415 --> 00:53:07,349
I know...
I didn't know, sir.
683
00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:09,652
- I was away from my desk.
- Are you completely mad?
684
00:53:16,259 --> 00:53:18,360
What is the tea
and pastry doing here?
685
00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:20,462
I thought that's what
you wanted for breakfast.
686
00:53:20,464 --> 00:53:21,830
You thought? Mmm!
687
00:53:21,832 --> 00:53:23,265
You're not supposed to think.
688
00:53:23,267 --> 00:53:24,567
I don't pay you to think, do I?
689
00:53:24,569 --> 00:53:25,734
This is a do-over.
690
00:53:25,736 --> 00:53:27,469
- A do-over?- Right.
691
00:53:27,471 --> 00:53:29,638
Pick it up, take it outside
692
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,207
and do it again.
693
00:53:42,419 --> 00:53:44,887
One moment.
694
00:53:53,430 --> 00:53:55,531
Come in.
695
00:53:57,867 --> 00:54:00,269
Would now be a good time
for some tea and cake?
696
00:54:00,271 --> 00:54:01,770
Sure, why not.
697
00:54:03,807 --> 00:54:05,674
Where the fuck is my cake fork?
698
00:54:05,676 --> 00:54:06,842
Cake fork?
699
00:54:06,844 --> 00:54:08,544
- Right.
- Well...
700
00:54:08,546 --> 00:54:10,179
I would've got you one,
701
00:54:10,181 --> 00:54:12,448
but it just...
Feels inappropriate.
702
00:54:29,899 --> 00:54:32,201
Unmanly.
703
00:54:32,203 --> 00:54:33,502
Feminine.
704
00:54:33,504 --> 00:54:35,437
On the other hand,
705
00:54:35,439 --> 00:54:37,473
you must say
that a cake fork is...
706
00:54:37,475 --> 00:54:39,642
is a rather practical tool.
707
00:54:41,378 --> 00:54:45,214
It's like a cross between
a knife and a fork.
708
00:54:45,216 --> 00:54:47,283
The point isthat you're supposed
709
00:54:47,285 --> 00:54:48,917
to be able to holdthe cake dish with one hand,
710
00:54:48,919 --> 00:54:50,886
then cut it with the other...
711
00:54:51,888 --> 00:54:55,491
And then eat it with the fork.
712
00:54:55,493 --> 00:54:57,993
- It's not feminine.
- It's at least bourgeois.
713
00:54:59,329 --> 00:55:01,764
It's said that the...
the bolsheviks
714
00:55:01,766 --> 00:55:03,766
during their rampagethrough Russia,
715
00:55:03,768 --> 00:55:05,567
to separatethe men from the boys,
716
00:55:05,569 --> 00:55:08,604
or rather the bourgeoisiefrom the proletariat,
717
00:55:08,606 --> 00:55:10,005
they brought a boy,
718
00:55:10,007 --> 00:55:11,707
and before burning down a house
719
00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:15,311
they sent him in to make surethey had cake forks.
720
00:55:19,616 --> 00:55:21,583
That's not true.
721
00:55:24,921 --> 00:55:27,489
I don't have
the story first-hand.
722
00:55:27,491 --> 00:55:30,993
- Hello.- Hi.
723
00:55:30,995 --> 00:55:34,263
Hi, I was wondering
if you could help me.
724
00:55:34,265 --> 00:55:36,332
It's suddenly gone very dirty.
725
00:55:38,568 --> 00:55:41,403
See, you put your
dirty fingers on there.
726
00:55:41,405 --> 00:55:43,372
Maybe we should wash your hands.
727
00:55:43,374 --> 00:55:44,940
Yeah, better.
728
00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,644
Mm-hmm.
729
00:55:48,646 --> 00:55:50,679
You must be very talented.
730
00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:52,614
- Yeah sure.
- Mmm.
731
00:56:00,757 --> 00:56:02,958
If you had asked Jerome,he would've said
732
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,060
that I was the onewho had declared war.
733
00:56:07,397 --> 00:56:09,565
Many timeshe'd take me into town,
734
00:56:09,567 --> 00:56:12,434
just so I could hold his coat.
735
00:56:12,436 --> 00:56:14,403
- There.
- Where?
736
00:56:14,405 --> 00:56:16,872
There, behind the green car.
737
00:56:19,008 --> 00:56:20,442
It's not big enough.
738
00:56:20,444 --> 00:56:22,444
It is, there's plenty of space.
739
00:56:22,446 --> 00:56:24,513
I saw it.
740
00:56:24,515 --> 00:56:25,981
It's not enough space.
741
00:56:25,983 --> 00:56:28,083
I'm telling youthere's plenty of space.
742
00:56:34,858 --> 00:56:36,024
No.
743
00:56:40,063 --> 00:56:41,930
Can I try?
744
00:56:41,932 --> 00:56:44,767
Can you try?
745
00:56:44,769 --> 00:56:46,635
I'm a wizard at this.
746
00:56:46,637 --> 00:56:48,370
I just tried it.
There's not enough space, Joe.
747
00:56:48,372 --> 00:56:50,506
You just saw me do it.
There's not enough space.
748
00:56:50,508 --> 00:56:51,707
Okay?
749
00:56:51,709 --> 00:56:54,476
- Can I try?
- You wanna try?
750
00:56:56,913 --> 00:56:58,647
Why not?
751
00:57:45,495 --> 00:57:47,696
It was about this time
752
00:57:47,698 --> 00:57:51,667
that a dramatic changehappened inside of me.
753
00:57:53,503 --> 00:57:55,471
I could suddenly see
754
00:57:55,473 --> 00:57:58,607
a kind of order in the mess.
755
00:57:58,609 --> 00:58:00,976
It was all very very wrong.
756
00:58:02,412 --> 00:58:04,980
I wanted to be
one of Jerome's things.
757
00:58:04,982 --> 00:58:07,850
I wanted to be picked up
758
00:58:07,852 --> 00:58:11,487
and put down again and again.
759
00:58:11,489 --> 00:58:13,922
I wanted to be treatedby his hands,
760
00:58:13,924 --> 00:58:17,459
according to some
sophisticated principle
761
00:58:17,461 --> 00:58:20,062
that I didn't understand.
762
00:58:20,064 --> 00:58:21,830
His strong hands?
763
00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:23,732
Yes, but now it was
764
00:58:23,734 --> 00:58:25,767
no longer just about his hands.
765
00:58:25,769 --> 00:58:29,171
It was as if everything
about him was different,
766
00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:31,673
which of course it wasn't,
767
00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:33,208
and I knew that in my head.
768
00:58:33,210 --> 00:58:35,477
And I scolded myself
for seeing him
769
00:58:35,479 --> 00:58:36,945
in this new light.
770
00:58:37,881 --> 00:58:39,815
Love is blind.
771
00:58:39,817 --> 00:58:41,950
No no no, it's worse.
772
00:58:42,919 --> 00:58:45,454
Love distorts things.
773
00:58:45,456 --> 00:58:48,457
Or even worse, love is something
774
00:58:48,459 --> 00:58:50,526
you've never asked for.
775
00:58:51,728 --> 00:58:53,562
The erotic was
something I asked for
776
00:58:53,564 --> 00:58:55,831
or even demanded of men.
777
00:58:55,833 --> 00:58:58,600
But this idiotic love...
778
00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:02,538
I felt humiliated by it...
779
00:59:03,740 --> 00:59:06,174
And all the dishonesty
that follows.
780
00:59:08,578 --> 00:59:10,979
The erotic is about saying yes.
781
00:59:12,815 --> 00:59:15,717
Love appeals
to the lowest instincts,
782
00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:18,053
wrapped up in lies.
783
00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:19,755
How do you say yes
784
00:59:19,757 --> 00:59:22,758
when you mean no and vice versa?
785
00:59:26,195 --> 00:59:29,064
I'm ashamed of what I became,
786
00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:31,700
but it was beyond my control.
787
00:59:33,836 --> 00:59:35,771
You know what you're doing now?
788
00:59:36,739 --> 00:59:38,574
No, what am I doing?
789
00:59:38,576 --> 00:59:41,243
You're defending
your personality.
790
00:59:41,245 --> 00:59:44,246
I thought the point
was to reveal it.
791
00:59:50,653 --> 00:59:53,822
At this timei took up walking again.
792
00:59:53,824 --> 00:59:55,657
I walked in the forest.
793
01:00:00,129 --> 01:00:02,631
The forest of my childhood.
794
01:00:03,967 --> 01:00:07,669
I took the same walkagain and again.
795
01:00:08,905 --> 01:00:11,840
Right turn after the gatehouse,
796
01:00:11,842 --> 01:00:14,676
and right again by the ash tree,
797
01:00:14,678 --> 01:00:17,379
which has the most beautifulleaves in the forest.
798
01:00:19,048 --> 01:00:22,751
And further on pastthe lady with her poodle
799
01:00:22,753 --> 01:00:25,253
and the old man on the bench.
800
01:00:32,261 --> 01:00:34,262
I couldn't free myself
801
01:00:34,264 --> 01:00:38,033
of the image of Jeromeand his careless elegance.
802
01:00:45,575 --> 01:00:48,577
And during this time,when I was with other men,
803
01:00:48,579 --> 01:00:52,314
i forbade them to touchmy body with their hands.
804
01:00:55,319 --> 01:00:59,655
And soon I stoppedhaving sex altogether.
805
01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:04,593
I tried to meet himall the time.
806
01:01:04,595 --> 01:01:07,295
I found out where he lived,
807
01:01:07,297 --> 01:01:10,265
but of course never daredring his doorbell.
808
01:01:13,369 --> 01:01:15,771
I worked for a long timeon a letter
809
01:01:15,773 --> 01:01:19,107
in which I told himabout my feelings for him.
810
01:01:20,109 --> 01:01:21,710
A month would pass
811
01:01:21,712 --> 01:01:23,845
before I had built upenough courage
812
01:01:23,847 --> 01:01:26,048
to deliver it.
813
01:01:34,824 --> 01:01:39,027
I'm sorry.
Isn't this Jerome's office?
814
01:01:40,630 --> 01:01:43,265
I'm happy to say
that this never has been
815
01:01:43,267 --> 01:01:45,767
and never will be
Jerome's office.
816
01:01:45,769 --> 01:01:50,372
But my nephew has
been standing in for me
while I've been unwell.
817
01:01:50,374 --> 01:01:53,909
Was that a letter for him?
818
01:01:54,877 --> 01:01:56,344
- Yes.
- Give it to me
819
01:01:56,346 --> 01:01:59,181
and I will make sure he gets it.
820
01:02:03,152 --> 01:02:05,420
I can't promise
when that might be,
821
01:02:05,422 --> 01:02:08,256
as he's long gone.
822
01:02:08,258 --> 01:02:10,192
How the young finance
823
01:02:10,194 --> 01:02:12,928
their irrepressible
desire for travel
824
01:02:12,930 --> 01:02:14,796
is a mystery to me.
825
01:02:14,798 --> 01:02:16,698
So he's gone?
826
01:02:16,700 --> 01:02:18,333
Deserted us, yes.
827
01:02:19,669 --> 01:02:22,003
Raving about
a trip around the world
828
01:02:22,005 --> 01:02:24,339
- and married and all.
- Married?
829
01:02:24,341 --> 01:02:26,174
Married, yes.
830
01:02:26,176 --> 01:02:29,444
Flown the Coopwith my secretary.
831
01:02:30,713 --> 01:02:31,980
Liz.
832
01:02:39,122 --> 01:02:41,123
And your job?
833
01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:44,826
It turned out that
Jerome's Uncle demanded
834
01:02:44,828 --> 01:02:47,195
a bit more knowledge
about the business, so...
835
01:02:47,197 --> 01:02:49,397
that was the end of love then?
836
01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:54,369
Well, maybe it's not
quite as simple.
837
01:02:54,371 --> 01:02:58,707
But more about that later,
838
01:02:58,709 --> 01:03:00,709
as they say in the novels.
839
01:03:00,711 --> 01:03:04,079
And Jerome just disappeared?
840
01:03:04,081 --> 01:03:07,082
Yes, though I tried to keep him,
841
01:03:07,084 --> 01:03:09,818
in my own way, mentally,
842
01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:13,522
as I masturbated on the train
amongst other people.
843
01:03:15,491 --> 01:03:17,459
You masturbated on the train?
844
01:03:17,461 --> 01:03:19,494
- On the seat?
- Yes, of course.
845
01:03:25,067 --> 01:03:27,869
I did a Jigsaw puzzle.
846
01:03:27,871 --> 01:03:29,204
A Jigsaw puzzle?
847
01:03:33,976 --> 01:03:36,745
I found detailsin the other passengers
848
01:03:36,747 --> 01:03:39,314
that reminded me of Jerome.
849
01:04:19,555 --> 01:04:21,890
But in the long run,
850
01:04:21,892 --> 01:04:24,159
i couldn't hold onto the details of him,
851
01:04:24,161 --> 01:04:26,194
no matter how hard I tried.
852
01:04:27,463 --> 01:04:29,231
Maybe that's
how it is with memory.
853
01:04:29,233 --> 01:04:32,467
You... you remember
silhouettes,
854
01:04:32,469 --> 01:04:34,502
the essentials.
855
01:04:34,504 --> 01:04:38,006
But that's not necessarily
a bad thing.
856
01:04:40,344 --> 01:04:42,577
Of course, as silhouettesin the winter,
857
01:04:42,579 --> 01:04:46,381
- the trees aredifficult to tell apart.
- See these buds?
858
01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:48,583
My father wrestledcourageously
859
01:04:48,585 --> 01:04:51,219
with his floraand tree type guides.
860
01:04:53,389 --> 01:04:54,890
It's actually...
861
01:04:56,425 --> 01:05:00,595
The souls of the trees
we see in the winter.
862
01:05:00,597 --> 01:05:03,131
In the summer,
everything is green
and idyllic,
863
01:05:03,133 --> 01:05:04,966
but in the winter,
864
01:05:04,968 --> 01:05:07,969
the branches
and the trunks,
they all stand out.
865
01:05:07,971 --> 01:05:09,604
Just look at how crooked
they all are.
866
01:05:11,821 --> 01:05:13,541
The branches have to carryall of the leaves
867
01:05:13,543 --> 01:05:15,043
into the sunlight.
868
01:05:16,412 --> 01:05:19,147
It's one long strugglefor survival.
869
01:05:22,551 --> 01:05:24,419
My father surprised me
870
01:05:24,421 --> 01:05:28,290
by calling the naked trunksthe souls of the trees.
871
01:05:28,292 --> 01:05:31,059
A poetic thoughtthat was rare for him,
872
01:05:31,061 --> 01:05:33,161
as by his own account
873
01:05:33,163 --> 01:05:35,563
he preferredthe empirical sciences.
874
01:05:38,968 --> 01:05:41,136
And after Jerome?
875
01:05:41,138 --> 01:05:43,338
I reacted...
876
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:46,241
Well, let's just say,
877
01:05:46,243 --> 01:05:48,076
aggressively.
878
01:05:48,078 --> 01:05:49,945
How?
879
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:54,215
By intensifying my hunt for men.
880
01:05:56,185 --> 01:05:58,153
You know these supermarket doors
881
01:05:58,155 --> 01:06:01,623
that open and close by wayof some kind of sensor?
882
01:06:01,625 --> 01:06:04,659
Now comparethese doors to my cunt
883
01:06:04,661 --> 01:06:08,563
and add an extraordinarilysensitive sensor.
884
01:06:10,533 --> 01:06:12,901
My sensitive door opening
885
01:06:12,903 --> 01:06:15,136
gave me an opportunityto develop
886
01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:17,072
my morphological studies
887
01:06:17,074 --> 01:06:19,207
from leaves to genitals.
888
01:06:24,246 --> 01:06:26,514
I embarked on a trip through
889
01:06:26,516 --> 01:06:29,050
what, in the lingoof children's books,
890
01:06:29,052 --> 01:06:33,154
one might call the countryof the big black cocks...
891
01:06:35,591 --> 01:06:38,126
The countryof the small yellow cocks
892
01:06:38,128 --> 01:06:40,228
and so on.
893
01:06:40,230 --> 01:06:42,297
And most of all,i battled my way
894
01:06:42,299 --> 01:06:45,233
through an untold numberof circumcised cocks.
895
01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:50,171
By the way, did you knowthat if you combine
896
01:06:50,173 --> 01:06:52,674
all the foreskincut off through history
897
01:06:52,676 --> 01:06:55,677
it would reach to Marsand back again?
898
01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:17,699
Mrs. h.
899
01:07:32,982 --> 01:07:36,151
- By now I had built upa sizeable circle of men...
900
01:07:36,153 --> 01:07:38,486
and was startingto have trouble
901
01:07:38,488 --> 01:07:41,756
- remembering who was who. Hello, sweetheart.Want to meet?
902
01:07:41,758 --> 01:07:43,691
It's fisher.
903
01:07:43,693 --> 01:07:46,761
I'm lying here, thinkingof you and what you said.
904
01:07:46,763 --> 01:07:48,763
I'm not angry at allif that's what you think.
905
01:07:48,765 --> 01:07:51,433
Hi, Joe,it's rob again.
906
01:07:51,435 --> 01:07:53,368
I had a really good timeseeing you.
907
01:07:53,370 --> 01:07:55,437
- Give me...- give me a call.
908
01:07:55,439 --> 01:07:58,573
Hi, Joe, I lefta couple of messages.
909
01:07:58,575 --> 01:08:01,142
- Is everything all right?- I quickly gave up
910
01:08:01,144 --> 01:08:04,279
trying to rememberthe individual relationships.
911
01:08:04,281 --> 01:08:06,714
It was impossible,
912
01:08:06,716 --> 01:08:10,151
and impossible to predictwhat they wanted to hear.
913
01:08:11,253 --> 01:08:13,588
So I invented a method.
914
01:08:17,026 --> 01:08:19,294
It was all based on chance.
915
01:08:22,466 --> 01:08:25,834
A one meantan overly loving answer.
916
01:08:29,071 --> 01:08:32,807
A two,not quite as passionatebut still positive.
917
01:08:32,809 --> 01:08:34,609
And so on up to five,
918
01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:36,478
which was a complete rejection.
919
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:39,147
And six, no answer at all.
920
01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:50,191
Hey, Eddie, it's me.
921
01:08:50,193 --> 01:08:52,193
Listen, I've given it
a lot of thought
922
01:08:52,195 --> 01:08:55,096
and I've come
to the conclusion
that we're done.
923
01:08:55,098 --> 01:08:56,664
Bye.
924
01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:58,333
The trick with this method
925
01:08:58,335 --> 01:09:00,168
was that i didn't have to worry
926
01:09:00,170 --> 01:09:02,070
about the individualrelationships...
927
01:09:02,072 --> 01:09:04,572
Hi, Patrick, it's Joe.
928
01:09:04,574 --> 01:09:07,242
but instead becamecompletely unpredictable,
929
01:09:07,244 --> 01:09:10,345
which of coursedrove the men even Wilder.
930
01:09:11,580 --> 01:09:13,314
You're quite annoying,
931
01:09:13,316 --> 01:09:16,184
so I don't want
to see you anymore.
932
01:09:16,186 --> 01:09:17,752
Please don't call back.
933
01:09:17,754 --> 01:09:20,688
That sounds rather stressful.
934
01:09:20,690 --> 01:09:22,824
Yes, actually it was.
935
01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:26,528
But fortunatelyi had my littlebook of comfort.
936
01:09:28,531 --> 01:09:31,132
When I needed comfort or peace,
937
01:09:31,134 --> 01:09:33,468
i took out my herbarium
938
01:09:33,470 --> 01:09:36,271
and lookedat my favorite leaves...
939
01:09:36,273 --> 01:09:40,808
ash, trembling Aspen and lime.
940
01:09:48,450 --> 01:09:52,153
When you're dealingwith a larger groupof lovers, as I was,
941
01:09:52,155 --> 01:09:54,289
there will typicallybe a difference
942
01:09:54,291 --> 01:09:55,857
in their qualities.
943
01:09:55,859 --> 01:09:58,426
H was a sticky bastard.
944
01:10:00,362 --> 01:10:02,597
You have to leave.
I've got guests for dinner.
945
01:10:02,599 --> 01:10:04,465
But he's not coming
until 7:00.
946
01:10:05,434 --> 01:10:07,135
No.
947
01:10:07,137 --> 01:10:08,770
But 7:00
isn't that far away.
948
01:10:16,579 --> 01:10:18,379
Do you love me?
949
01:10:21,417 --> 01:10:24,252
A was to arrive at 7:00,
950
01:10:24,254 --> 01:10:26,487
and I neededto get h out of there.
951
01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:31,259
I love you too much.
952
01:10:32,695 --> 01:10:35,563
You keep promising,
but I understand now
953
01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:39,601
that you'll never leave
your family for my sake.
954
01:10:41,403 --> 01:10:43,238
It's sad, but...
955
01:10:44,940 --> 01:10:46,507
It's your choice.
956
01:10:47,810 --> 01:10:49,477
It's not satisfying for me
957
01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:52,347
that I can't
have you completely.
958
01:10:54,817 --> 01:10:57,986
Which is why we can't see
each other any longer.
959
01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:03,825
Goodbye.
960
01:11:07,763 --> 01:11:09,697
Look, I...
961
01:11:14,203 --> 01:11:16,371
and have a nice life.
962
01:11:17,673 --> 01:11:19,474
Oh. Ugh. Wow.
963
01:11:41,864 --> 01:11:44,799
My darling, I'm yours.
964
01:11:45,968 --> 01:11:47,735
I've left her.
965
01:11:55,544 --> 01:11:58,046
- Has he gone inside? Yes.
966
01:11:59,848 --> 01:12:01,649
Is the door closed?
967
01:12:13,962 --> 01:12:16,264
- Uh, hello.
- Hello.
968
01:12:16,266 --> 01:12:17,365
Apologize.
969
01:12:17,367 --> 01:12:21,569
We... had promised
not to come up.
970
01:12:22,971 --> 01:12:25,673
We just wanted to make sure
971
01:12:25,675 --> 01:12:29,777
he got here safely,
now that he's made
the big decision.
972
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:34,749
May the children see him inside?
973
01:12:51,300 --> 01:12:52,800
What a nice place.
974
01:12:54,403 --> 01:12:57,538
It's... so bohemian.
975
01:13:01,410 --> 01:13:03,745
Oh, that's right.
976
01:13:03,747 --> 01:13:06,547
- You need the car key.
- Uh, no, I don't need the car.
977
01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:08,316
Oh yes, you do.
978
01:13:08,318 --> 01:13:10,351
He likes the car.
979
01:13:10,353 --> 01:13:11,686
Here.
980
01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:15,390
- No, please. Just take it.
- I don't want it.
981
01:13:15,392 --> 01:13:17,233
- Just take it.
- I don't want the fucking car!
982
01:13:21,630 --> 01:13:22,864
It's all right.
983
01:13:22,866 --> 01:13:25,400
We'll get the bus home.
984
01:13:25,402 --> 01:13:29,370
The children
might as well get used
to public transport now, right?
985
01:13:29,372 --> 01:13:32,673
Of course,their standard of living
986
01:13:32,675 --> 01:13:34,142
won't be the sameanymore, but...
987
01:13:38,647 --> 01:13:43,050
Hey. What's this?
988
01:13:43,052 --> 01:13:45,686
It's a present.
989
01:13:45,688 --> 01:13:49,123
A pillow he has
embroidered himself.
990
01:13:50,759 --> 01:13:52,727
- And who's it for?
- Daddy.
991
01:13:54,997 --> 01:13:57,465
I do hope it's all right
if the children call
992
01:13:57,467 --> 01:13:58,800
their father "daddy" here.
993
01:13:58,802 --> 01:13:59,901
If you prefer,
994
01:13:59,903 --> 01:14:03,438
they can call him "him"
995
01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:06,707
or simply "the man."
996
01:14:06,709 --> 01:14:09,444
To be honest,
my first thought
was never ever
997
01:14:09,446 --> 01:14:11,379
to let either of you
see the children,
998
01:14:11,381 --> 01:14:13,481
but then I changed my mind.
999
01:14:13,483 --> 01:14:16,384
I thought it only right
that their father
be confronted
1000
01:14:16,386 --> 01:14:18,886
by the little people
whose lives he has destroyed.
1001
01:14:19,922 --> 01:14:22,523
Give daddy your present.
1002
01:14:26,395 --> 01:14:29,597
It's a car the little dearhas embroidered.
1003
01:14:29,599 --> 01:14:33,000
I'm aware that
not everyone can see it,
1004
01:14:33,002 --> 01:14:36,537
but with the heart
one can see much,
1005
01:14:36,539 --> 01:14:39,941
however unimportant
that information
may be to you.
1006
01:14:42,411 --> 01:14:43,611
Would it be all right
1007
01:14:43,613 --> 01:14:46,581
if I showed the children
the whoring bed?
1008
01:14:46,583 --> 01:14:50,852
After all,
they also have
a stake in this event.
1009
01:14:54,990 --> 01:14:57,158
You need to see it, right?
1010
01:14:57,160 --> 01:15:00,161
Let's go seedaddy's favorite place.
1011
01:15:01,530 --> 01:15:03,197
Come on, boys.
1012
01:15:04,700 --> 01:15:06,501
Oh...!
1013
01:15:09,873 --> 01:15:13,107
So this is
where it all happened.
1014
01:15:19,114 --> 01:15:22,450
You should try
to memorize this room,
1015
01:15:22,452 --> 01:15:24,652
especially the bed.
1016
01:15:24,654 --> 01:15:28,523
It'll stand you
in good stead later
in therapy.
1017
01:15:30,093 --> 01:15:32,760
Here I sit,rambling on about therapy
1018
01:15:32,762 --> 01:15:34,962
without a thoughtof what it might cost.
1019
01:15:34,964 --> 01:15:37,732
I do hope you don't think
we're here to beg.
1020
01:15:41,103 --> 01:15:44,238
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
1021
01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:46,607
I'm being silly.
1022
01:15:46,609 --> 01:15:48,009
Mommy's being silly.
1023
01:15:48,944 --> 01:15:51,679
Let's have a cup of tea.
1024
01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:10,197
The children's father likes
1025
01:16:10,199 --> 01:16:12,300
two lumps of sugar in his tea.
1026
01:16:28,817 --> 01:16:31,953
Mmm!
1027
01:16:31,955 --> 01:16:33,688
- I'll get it.
Hm-mmm.
1028
01:16:33,690 --> 01:16:35,330
- No no no,
please please please.
- Hm-mmm.
1029
01:16:37,225 --> 01:16:38,960
- Hello.
- Hello.
1030
01:16:39,895 --> 01:16:41,796
- Yes?
- Uh...
1031
01:16:41,798 --> 01:16:44,065
Oh, how nice!
Lovely.
1032
01:16:44,067 --> 01:16:47,201
- Boys. Come here.
- Is Joe here?
1033
01:16:47,203 --> 01:16:49,070
This might be interesting.
1034
01:16:50,272 --> 01:16:52,940
- Hi. Yes.
- This is my son. Yes.
1035
01:16:52,942 --> 01:16:55,543
- Hello hello.
- Good boy. Look him
in the eyes.
1036
01:16:55,545 --> 01:16:56,811
I'm Andy. Hello.
1037
01:16:56,813 --> 01:16:58,279
Friend of Joe's then?
1038
01:16:58,281 --> 01:16:59,981
- Yeah.
- You known each other long?
1039
01:16:59,983 --> 01:17:03,551
- Um, not that long, no.
- Not terribly long?
1040
01:17:03,553 --> 01:17:04,819
- No.
- Oh.
1041
01:17:13,028 --> 01:17:15,663
A menage a trois.
1042
01:17:17,099 --> 01:17:19,233
It's all so exotic.
1043
01:17:19,235 --> 01:17:22,336
So... broad-minded.
1044
01:17:24,039 --> 01:17:25,773
On that point...
1045
01:17:26,808 --> 01:17:28,576
I failed.
1046
01:17:28,578 --> 01:17:30,411
No doubt about it.
1047
01:17:32,581 --> 01:17:36,317
Boys, now is
the time to be alert
1048
01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:40,755
and ask all the questions
your hearts' desire,
1049
01:17:41,723 --> 01:17:42,890
because...
1050
01:17:44,192 --> 01:17:47,695
I hope that you shall
never have to encounter
1051
01:17:47,697 --> 01:17:50,965
such people or be in such
a situation ever again.
1052
01:17:52,134 --> 01:17:54,101
Well? Hmm?
1053
01:17:54,103 --> 01:17:55,970
You don't have any questions?
1054
01:17:57,005 --> 01:17:59,006
No?
1055
01:18:01,076 --> 01:18:02,443
Well, I'll start, shall I?
1056
01:18:04,046 --> 01:18:06,380
Approximately how many lives
1057
01:18:06,382 --> 01:18:09,684
do you think she has timeto destroy in one day?
1058
01:18:09,686 --> 01:18:11,719
Five?
1059
01:18:11,721 --> 01:18:13,120
50?
1060
01:18:14,189 --> 01:18:15,823
Or several hundreds?
1061
01:18:18,660 --> 01:18:22,463
Look, this is just
a big misunderstanding.
1062
01:18:27,636 --> 01:18:28,969
Boys...
1063
01:18:31,073 --> 01:18:34,975
- I don't...
- I don't love your father.
1064
01:18:34,977 --> 01:18:37,311
She's just saying thatto make us feel better.
1065
01:18:37,313 --> 01:18:40,715
I'm sure
you understand that.
1066
01:18:40,717 --> 01:18:42,383
Because if it were
a joke, I mean...
1067
01:18:43,418 --> 01:18:46,320
If... this were
really a joke,
1068
01:18:46,322 --> 01:18:48,489
then it would be
a joke so cruel.
1069
01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:57,298
No one can be that cruel.
1070
01:18:58,767 --> 01:19:01,435
To destroy a mesh
of feelings woven
1071
01:19:01,437 --> 01:19:05,940
over 20 years is no joke,
I can assure you.
1072
01:19:15,684 --> 01:19:18,319
Well...
1073
01:19:18,321 --> 01:19:21,689
If three's a crowd,
then seven must be a bit
1074
01:19:21,691 --> 01:19:23,324
of a challenge
for the pretty miss.
1075
01:19:26,228 --> 01:19:28,229
I must say I have a hard time
1076
01:19:28,231 --> 01:19:30,798
picturing herenjoying loneliness.
1077
01:19:32,868 --> 01:19:36,137
I think we'd better grab
the chance to get away,
1078
01:19:36,139 --> 01:19:39,373
before things become grotesque.
1079
01:19:39,375 --> 01:19:41,075
Come on.
1080
01:19:42,110 --> 01:19:45,446
- No, dad!
- No. No. No.
1081
01:19:45,448 --> 01:19:47,948
Come on.
1082
01:19:47,950 --> 01:19:51,185
You wouldn't want
to give your father a guilty
conscience now, would you?
1083
01:20:10,305 --> 01:20:12,573
So how did this episode
affect your life?
1084
01:20:14,009 --> 01:20:15,509
Not at all.
1085
01:20:17,312 --> 01:20:20,047
- Not at all?
- No.
1086
01:20:21,449 --> 01:20:24,351
You can't make an omelet
without breaking a few eggs.
1087
01:20:28,790 --> 01:20:30,558
Oh, that's true.
1088
01:20:33,862 --> 01:20:35,129
Some people...
1089
01:20:36,131 --> 01:20:37,464
Blame the addict.
1090
01:20:37,466 --> 01:20:41,268
Other people feel sorryfor the addict.
1091
01:20:41,270 --> 01:20:45,472
But I was
an addict out of lust,
not out of need.
1092
01:20:47,109 --> 01:20:48,909
You would say that,
wouldn't you?
1093
01:20:48,911 --> 01:20:52,913
And lust that led
to destruction around me...
1094
01:20:52,915 --> 01:20:54,882
Everywhere I went.
1095
01:20:56,451 --> 01:21:00,855
Well, addictionsometimes leads to an...
1096
01:21:00,857 --> 01:21:02,356
Absence of empathy.
1097
01:21:04,926 --> 01:21:06,961
You can't fight a lion
and blow the noses
1098
01:21:06,963 --> 01:21:09,063
of your children
at the same time.
1099
01:21:11,066 --> 01:21:14,134
For me, nymphomania
was callousness.
1100
01:21:17,940 --> 01:21:20,107
You're very stubborn.
1101
01:21:20,109 --> 01:21:22,243
But what about yourself?
1102
01:21:22,245 --> 01:21:25,346
How did you feelduring all this?
1103
01:21:35,557 --> 01:21:37,291
Did you feel good
1104
01:21:37,293 --> 01:21:39,093
or did you feel bad?
1105
01:21:46,334 --> 01:21:49,503
Mrs. h was right
about the loneliness.
1106
01:21:50,438 --> 01:21:52,006
I'd be lying if I said
1107
01:21:52,008 --> 01:21:53,707
it hadn't been
my constant companion.
1108
01:21:57,312 --> 01:21:59,280
So you were with all these men
1109
01:21:59,282 --> 01:22:01,682
and you still felt alone?
1110
01:22:08,323 --> 01:22:10,958
I didn't want
to tell you about it...
1111
01:22:12,460 --> 01:22:14,695
But you've led me into a trap.
1112
01:22:18,233 --> 01:22:20,601
It was a certain feeling.
1113
01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:29,944
Oh, how awful that
everything has to be
so trivial.
1114
01:22:39,220 --> 01:22:42,356
When I was seven,i had to have an operation.
1115
01:22:42,358 --> 01:22:46,593
Nothing serious,but it did require anesthesia.
1116
01:22:48,096 --> 01:22:50,531
I had already beenpre-medicated
1117
01:22:50,533 --> 01:22:53,267
and was feeling all right.
1118
01:22:53,269 --> 01:22:57,071
But when I lookedinto the room wherethe doctors and nurses
1119
01:22:57,073 --> 01:22:58,739
were preparingfor the operation...
1120
01:23:00,208 --> 01:23:02,643
It was as if I hadto pass through
1121
01:23:02,645 --> 01:23:06,680
an impenetrable gateall by myself.
1122
01:23:09,150 --> 01:23:11,485
It wasn't just thati missed my mom.
1123
01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:13,921
I don't think i missed my dad,
1124
01:23:13,923 --> 01:23:15,689
even though he was the nice one.
1125
01:23:17,192 --> 01:23:19,526
It was as if I wascompletely alone
1126
01:23:19,528 --> 01:23:21,095
in the universe.
1127
01:23:23,565 --> 01:23:28,002
As if my whole body was filledwith loneliness and tears.
1128
01:23:51,559 --> 01:23:54,661
And I'm still not allowed
to feel sorry for you?
1129
01:23:56,731 --> 01:23:58,665
Shall we go on?
1130
01:24:05,607 --> 01:24:07,708
What are you reading?
1131
01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:10,544
I'm not reading really.
I'm just
1132
01:24:10,546 --> 01:24:13,447
reacquainting myself
with Edgar Allan poe.
1133
01:24:14,382 --> 01:24:15,716
I don't know him.
1134
01:24:15,718 --> 01:24:18,685
No. Well, he was a...
1135
01:24:20,655 --> 01:24:23,057
A very anxiety-ridden man.
1136
01:24:29,030 --> 01:24:32,666
He died
in the most fearful way
you can imagine,
1137
01:24:32,668 --> 01:24:36,070
in something called
delirium tremens.
1138
01:24:38,173 --> 01:24:41,542
It occurs when a long time
abuse of alcohol
1139
01:24:41,544 --> 01:24:45,245
is followed by...
By a sudden abstinence.
1140
01:24:47,282 --> 01:24:50,717
And your body
goes into some kind
of a hypersensitive shock.
1141
01:24:52,287 --> 01:24:55,355
You can see the most
horrifying hallucinations
1142
01:24:55,357 --> 01:24:59,193
like rats and snakesand cockroaches
1143
01:24:59,195 --> 01:25:03,530
coming out of the floorand worms slitheringin the walls.
1144
01:25:06,634 --> 01:25:09,570
One's entire nervous systemis on high alert
1145
01:25:09,572 --> 01:25:13,140
and you have
a constant panic
and paranoia.
1146
01:25:14,776 --> 01:25:17,611
And then
the circulatory system fails.
1147
01:25:18,546 --> 01:25:20,214
But the panic and horror...
1148
01:25:21,382 --> 01:25:24,118
Remains until
the moment of death.
1149
01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:42,569
I know what delirium is.
1150
01:25:46,541 --> 01:25:49,843
"During the whole of a dull,dark, and soundless day
1151
01:25:49,845 --> 01:25:52,079
in the autumn of the year,
1152
01:25:52,081 --> 01:25:55,282
when the cloudshung oppressively lowin the heavens,
1153
01:25:55,284 --> 01:25:59,286
i had been passing alone,on horseback,
1154
01:25:59,288 --> 01:26:02,089
through a singularly drearytract of country,
1155
01:26:02,091 --> 01:26:04,725
and at length found myself,
1156
01:26:04,727 --> 01:26:07,327
as the shadesof the evening drew on,
1157
01:26:07,329 --> 01:26:11,265
within viewof the melancholyhouse of Usher."
1158
01:26:41,363 --> 01:26:43,630
Hey, dad.
1159
01:26:52,507 --> 01:26:56,276
Hey, luv.
1160
01:26:58,613 --> 01:27:00,347
How are you?
1161
01:27:01,583 --> 01:27:03,150
I fought with mom.
1162
01:27:05,321 --> 01:27:07,554
She's...
she's not coming.
1163
01:27:11,826 --> 01:27:14,795
You ought not to fight with her.
1164
01:27:14,797 --> 01:27:17,297
You know kay's fear
of hospitals.
1165
01:27:20,635 --> 01:27:22,736
I know she's not coming.
1166
01:27:22,738 --> 01:27:25,706
We already said everything
we needed to say.
1167
01:27:28,476 --> 01:27:30,577
Kay and I said goodbye at home.
1168
01:27:32,247 --> 01:27:33,880
I don't want her here at all.
1169
01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:39,219
I can't accept that.
1170
01:27:39,221 --> 01:27:42,522
You'll have to.
1171
01:27:42,524 --> 01:27:45,459
She's a cowardly stupid bitch.
1172
01:27:46,861 --> 01:27:49,196
No, she's not.
1173
01:27:49,198 --> 01:27:52,966
- Yes. Yes.
- No, she's not.
No, she's not.
1174
01:27:52,968 --> 01:27:55,469
Yes, she is, and you've
never understood that.
1175
01:28:05,847 --> 01:28:09,316
Mmm.
1176
01:28:10,752 --> 01:28:12,519
Doesn't it scare you?
1177
01:28:12,521 --> 01:28:15,522
No.
1178
01:28:18,660 --> 01:28:19,993
No.
1179
01:28:23,431 --> 01:28:25,565
How can you not be afraid?
1180
01:28:30,238 --> 01:28:32,506
I've seen so many die.
1181
01:28:34,909 --> 01:28:36,943
Then there's that...
1182
01:28:36,945 --> 01:28:39,880
Epicurus quote about
not fearing death.
1183
01:28:41,382 --> 01:28:44,084
"When we are,
death has not come.
1184
01:28:45,453 --> 01:28:47,387
When death has come...
1185
01:28:48,356 --> 01:28:49,623
We are not."
1186
01:28:53,728 --> 01:28:56,430
We know what's going to happen.
1187
01:28:56,432 --> 01:28:59,499
I also know all of the drugs
the doctors have to offer.
1188
01:28:59,501 --> 01:29:01,702
So no...
1189
01:29:02,804 --> 01:29:03,970
I am not...
1190
01:29:03,972 --> 01:29:06,473
I am not afraid.
1191
01:29:07,975 --> 01:29:11,678
Hmm.
A beautiful girl.
1192
01:29:13,281 --> 01:29:15,782
Beautiful dad.
1193
01:29:37,705 --> 01:29:39,473
K-kay!
1194
01:29:39,475 --> 01:29:42,709
Daddy, it's okay.
1195
01:29:42,711 --> 01:29:43,944
Kay?
1196
01:29:51,320 --> 01:29:52,986
Daddy.
1197
01:29:57,825 --> 01:29:59,726
Hey.
1198
01:30:03,364 --> 01:30:04,898
It's gonna be okay.
1199
01:30:25,420 --> 01:30:27,020
Don't you want
to take a little walk?
1200
01:30:27,022 --> 01:30:30,490
I'll stay with your father
in the meantime.
1201
01:30:30,492 --> 01:30:32,359
You'll stay?
1202
01:30:32,361 --> 01:30:34,795
- You'll stay here?
- Yes.
1203
01:31:17,605 --> 01:31:19,706
Ash tree leaves.
1204
01:31:22,009 --> 01:31:24,544
Where did you find them?
1205
01:31:24,546 --> 01:31:26,480
They were in the park.
1206
01:31:34,155 --> 01:31:37,557
It truly is the most beautiful
tree in the forest.
1207
01:31:41,596 --> 01:31:42,829
But, dad...
1208
01:31:44,165 --> 01:31:46,700
How do you
recognize it in winter?
1209
01:31:47,869 --> 01:31:49,769
I've told you a hundred times.
1210
01:31:51,572 --> 01:31:53,540
But I can't remember.
1211
01:31:58,212 --> 01:31:59,946
When the ash tree was created...
1212
01:32:03,918 --> 01:32:06,887
It made all the other trees
in the forest jealous...
1213
01:32:08,022 --> 01:32:10,056
'Cause it was...
1214
01:32:11,859 --> 01:32:14,794
It was the most beautiful
tree in the forest.
1215
01:32:17,865 --> 01:32:19,766
It had the strongest wood.
1216
01:32:21,068 --> 01:32:25,739
It was the world tree
in norse mythology.
1217
01:32:27,108 --> 01:32:30,010
You couldn't sayanything bad about it.
1218
01:32:34,115 --> 01:32:36,683
And when all the other trees...
1219
01:32:36,685 --> 01:32:39,686
Saw the ash tree with its...
1220
01:32:39,688 --> 01:32:41,555
Black buds...
1221
01:32:42,590 --> 01:32:44,958
They all started laughing.
1222
01:32:44,960 --> 01:32:47,060
"Oh, look...
1223
01:32:48,629 --> 01:32:51,998
The ash tree's had
its fingers in the ashes."
1224
01:33:08,983 --> 01:33:12,185
Dad. Daddy!
1225
01:33:12,187 --> 01:33:15,855
Daddy. Daddy, what's wrong?
Daddy, what's wrong?
1226
01:33:15,857 --> 01:33:17,857
What's wrong?
1227
01:33:17,859 --> 01:33:19,859
Daddy, it's me!
1228
01:33:19,861 --> 01:33:21,828
It's me, daddy.
It's me!
1229
01:33:22,797 --> 01:33:25,632
Help! Help!
1230
01:33:25,634 --> 01:33:28,535
- Daddy, it's okay.
- Okay.
1231
01:33:28,537 --> 01:33:30,537
Okay.
1232
01:33:30,539 --> 01:33:33,707
It's okay.
1233
01:33:33,709 --> 01:33:36,876
It's okay. It's all right.
1234
01:33:40,015 --> 01:33:41,247
It's all right.
1235
01:33:52,326 --> 01:33:54,594
- We have to fixate him.
1236
01:33:54,596 --> 01:33:56,096
What are you doing?
1237
01:33:56,098 --> 01:33:58,031
What are you doing to me?
1238
01:34:03,004 --> 01:34:06,239
Joe! What are
you doing to me?
1239
01:34:16,083 --> 01:34:19,986
Joe! Help! Joe!
1240
01:34:28,229 --> 01:34:30,196
You should take a break.
1241
01:34:31,766 --> 01:34:33,133
Okay.
1242
01:35:34,261 --> 01:35:35,829
Excuse me.
1243
01:35:35,831 --> 01:35:39,332
Can you help meto clean... um...
1244
01:35:40,434 --> 01:35:41,835
Oh.
1245
01:35:42,970 --> 01:35:44,704
Okay, mister...
Don't worry.
1246
01:35:44,706 --> 01:35:47,373
Just... I need some help.
1247
01:36:21,175 --> 01:36:23,777
We're going to haveto change the sheets.
1248
01:36:33,954 --> 01:36:35,488
Ready?
1249
01:37:38,886 --> 01:37:40,787
When he died,
1250
01:37:40,789 --> 01:37:44,157
i had no feelings left.
1251
01:37:44,159 --> 01:37:46,826
Well, that's certainlyunderstandable.
1252
01:37:46,828 --> 01:37:48,461
No.
1253
01:37:48,463 --> 01:37:50,430
I don't knowwhat happened to me.
1254
01:37:51,799 --> 01:37:54,000
It was very shameful.
1255
01:37:54,002 --> 01:37:56,336
Shameful?
1256
01:37:56,338 --> 01:37:58,538
I don't understand.
1257
01:38:24,198 --> 01:38:26,366
I lubricated.
1258
01:38:41,348 --> 01:38:43,883
I know you like
to present yourself
1259
01:38:43,885 --> 01:38:47,353
in a negative way
and that you have
this kind of dark bias
1260
01:38:47,355 --> 01:38:49,489
that you're worse
than everyone else.
1261
01:38:49,491 --> 01:38:52,191
But this story doesn't add
to that belief.
1262
01:38:54,194 --> 01:38:57,864
It's extremely common
to react sexually
in a crisis.
1263
01:38:57,866 --> 01:38:59,999
It may be shameful to you,
1264
01:39:00,001 --> 01:39:04,370
but in literature
there's many worse examples.
1265
01:39:33,133 --> 01:39:35,201
You listen to music, I see?
1266
01:39:35,203 --> 01:39:38,404
Yes.
I like it a lot.
1267
01:39:39,373 --> 01:39:41,007
Shall I find a tape?
1268
01:39:41,009 --> 01:39:43,676
No, if there's a tape
already in the machine,
1269
01:39:43,678 --> 01:39:47,680
- I'd like to hear that.
- It's something I've beenlistening to a lot lately,
1270
01:39:47,682 --> 01:39:52,151
though it's notan entirely completerecording, unfortunately.
1271
01:39:52,153 --> 01:39:54,654
- What is it?
- It's bach,
1272
01:39:54,656 --> 01:39:57,323
from his little organ book.
1273
01:39:58,625 --> 01:40:01,627
"Ich ruf zu dir,herr jesu Christ."
1274
01:40:04,031 --> 01:40:06,566
The theme is originally a hymn,
1275
01:40:06,568 --> 01:40:11,237
but bach rearranged it
and embellished it a little.
1276
01:40:11,239 --> 01:40:15,274
He was the master of polyphony,
if you know what that is.
1277
01:40:15,276 --> 01:40:17,577
No. Yet another thing
I don't know.
1278
01:40:17,579 --> 01:40:19,412
Well, polyphony is
1279
01:40:19,414 --> 01:40:21,180
from the middle ages.
1280
01:40:21,182 --> 01:40:23,716
It's an entirely
European phenomenon.
1281
01:40:23,718 --> 01:40:25,685
It's distinguished by...
1282
01:40:25,687 --> 01:40:28,588
by the idea that every voice
1283
01:40:28,590 --> 01:40:31,257
is its own melody
1284
01:40:31,259 --> 01:40:34,160
but together in harmony.
1285
01:40:35,562 --> 01:40:38,197
Bach's forerunner palestrina,
1286
01:40:38,199 --> 01:40:41,234
he wrote many works
for several choirs
1287
01:40:41,236 --> 01:40:45,171
- at the same time,
wallowing in polyphony.
1288
01:40:54,615 --> 01:40:57,417
But in my eyes, bach perfected
1289
01:40:57,419 --> 01:41:00,620
the melodic expression
and the harmony.
1290
01:41:00,622 --> 01:41:03,256
And also...
also mixed up with some...
1291
01:41:03,258 --> 01:41:07,560
Rather incomprehensible mystique
regarding numbers,
1292
01:41:07,562 --> 01:41:11,397
most likely basedon the fibonacci sequence.
1293
01:41:13,033 --> 01:41:15,168
You know,
the one that starts
with a zero,
1294
01:41:15,170 --> 01:41:17,303
then comes the one.
1295
01:41:17,305 --> 01:41:21,441
The sequence is
created by adding
the two previous numbers
1296
01:41:21,443 --> 01:41:24,744
to create the new one,
so it's zero plus one
makes one,
1297
01:41:24,746 --> 01:41:27,513
and one plus one makes two,
and two plus one makes three,
1298
01:41:27,515 --> 01:41:30,650
and three plus two
makes five, and five
plus three makes eight,
1299
01:41:30,652 --> 01:41:33,019
and eight plus five makes 13.
1300
01:41:33,021 --> 01:41:35,021
The sequence has
an interesting connection
1301
01:41:35,023 --> 01:41:37,590
to Pythagoras' theoremand the golden section.
1302
01:41:39,259 --> 01:41:43,029
It was all about findinga divine methodology
1303
01:41:43,031 --> 01:41:44,430
in art and architecture.
1304
01:41:44,432 --> 01:41:46,499
A bit likethe way a tritone...
1305
01:41:46,501 --> 01:41:49,068
which was playedon the piano inyour little club...
1306
01:41:49,070 --> 01:41:52,371
- was supposed to bea satanic interval.
1307
01:41:52,373 --> 01:41:55,675
The sum of the numeric valuesrepresented in bach's name
1308
01:41:55,677 --> 01:41:59,645
is 14, a numberhe often used inhis compositions.
1309
01:41:59,647 --> 01:42:01,781
The clever thingabout bach's name
1310
01:42:01,783 --> 01:42:05,051
is that the numeric value
of the individual letters
1311
01:42:05,053 --> 01:42:07,386
are all fibonacci numbers.
1312
01:42:10,290 --> 01:42:12,592
This piece has three voices:
1313
01:42:12,594 --> 01:42:14,127
A bass voice...
1314
01:42:19,766 --> 01:42:21,801
The second voice played
with the left hand...
1315
01:42:26,540 --> 01:42:29,108
The first voice played
with the right hand.
1316
01:42:29,110 --> 01:42:32,378
That is called cantus firmus
or "can-toos feer-mus."
1317
01:42:32,380 --> 01:42:35,982
And together,
these three voices
create the polyphony.
1318
01:42:39,653 --> 01:42:43,489
Normally, a nymphomaniac
is seen as
1319
01:42:43,491 --> 01:42:46,526
someone who can't get enough
1320
01:42:46,528 --> 01:42:49,462
and therefore has sex
with many different people.
1321
01:42:49,464 --> 01:42:51,197
Well, that of course is true,
1322
01:42:51,199 --> 01:42:53,366
but if I'm to be honest,
1323
01:42:53,368 --> 01:42:55,835
i see it precisely as...
1324
01:42:55,837 --> 01:43:00,806
The sum
of all these different
sexual experiences.
1325
01:43:02,309 --> 01:43:06,779
So in that way,
I have only one lover.
1326
01:43:10,884 --> 01:43:13,819
Since the musichas three voices,
1327
01:43:13,821 --> 01:43:17,256
i will limit myselfto talking about three lovers.
1328
01:43:18,692 --> 01:43:22,128
That's f.
1329
01:43:22,130 --> 01:43:26,232
F had a red carthat he'd bought used.
1330
01:43:28,368 --> 01:43:30,236
As I was having sex
1331
01:43:30,238 --> 01:43:33,606
with seven or eight menevery night at the time,
1332
01:43:33,608 --> 01:43:36,142
scheduling was tricky
1333
01:43:36,144 --> 01:43:39,512
and they all had to haveprecise appointments.
1334
01:43:39,514 --> 01:43:42,148
F was a good man.
1335
01:43:42,150 --> 01:43:45,151
If he was scheduledfor 10:00,
1336
01:43:45,153 --> 01:43:47,320
he always showedup around 9:00
1337
01:43:47,322 --> 01:43:49,622
and parked down in the street.
1338
01:43:49,624 --> 01:43:52,225
I always smiled when I saw him.
1339
01:43:53,393 --> 01:43:55,494
Often I took pity on him
1340
01:43:55,496 --> 01:43:57,230
and gave him a cup of coffee
1341
01:43:57,232 --> 01:43:59,932
while I was finishingwith the one before.
1342
01:44:02,502 --> 01:44:05,538
It's hard to saywhy I'm choosingto talk about f,
1343
01:44:05,540 --> 01:44:07,807
but he was reassuring,
1344
01:44:07,809 --> 01:44:11,677
and he knew exactly whati wanted when we had sex.
1345
01:44:11,679 --> 01:44:15,181
No, I'd go even further and say
1346
01:44:15,183 --> 01:44:18,718
that there was a kindof telepathy going onwhen we had sex.
1347
01:44:18,720 --> 01:44:21,621
Without words,
1348
01:44:21,623 --> 01:44:23,789
he knew exactly what I wanted,
1349
01:44:23,791 --> 01:44:27,660
where he should touch meand what he should do.
1350
01:44:29,263 --> 01:44:34,267
The most sacred goalfor f was my orgasm.
1351
01:44:34,269 --> 01:44:37,236
Well, and then...
1352
01:44:37,238 --> 01:44:41,474
the swans answered
in the same voice.
1353
01:44:41,476 --> 01:44:45,411
And granted him privilegesnone of the others received.
1354
01:44:54,522 --> 01:44:58,424
Monotone, predictableand ritualistic.
1355
01:44:58,426 --> 01:45:00,359
No doubt about it.
1356
01:45:00,361 --> 01:45:04,463
But also the foundationthat is so important
1357
01:45:04,465 --> 01:45:08,334
even if, on its own,it doesn't mean much.
1358
01:45:39,599 --> 01:45:41,701
G was quite different.
1359
01:45:43,337 --> 01:45:47,373
The only one I had toand wanted to wait for.
1360
01:45:47,375 --> 01:45:50,943
When he finally turned upand I opened the door,
1361
01:45:50,945 --> 01:45:53,979
he didn't immediately enter,
1362
01:45:53,981 --> 01:45:56,649
the way a cat doesn'twhen you let it in,
1363
01:45:56,651 --> 01:45:59,285
as if once the door is open,
1364
01:45:59,287 --> 01:46:01,954
it has all the timein the world.
1365
01:46:08,562 --> 01:46:10,730
But he was more than a cat.
1366
01:46:10,732 --> 01:46:14,367
- He was like some kindof Jaguar or leopard.
1367
01:46:16,002 --> 01:46:17,770
He moved like them,
1368
01:46:17,772 --> 01:46:21,006
which turned me on no end.
1369
01:46:30,751 --> 01:46:32,885
He was in charge.
1370
01:46:32,887 --> 01:46:35,454
That's the way it was.
1371
01:47:31,011 --> 01:47:33,479
Despite my successin managing
1372
01:47:33,481 --> 01:47:36,649
the complicated logisticsinvolved in arranging
1373
01:47:36,651 --> 01:47:39,885
up to 10 dailysexual satisfactions
1374
01:47:39,887 --> 01:47:42,988
while also havinga full-time job,
1375
01:47:42,990 --> 01:47:46,058
i was still proneto a certain sadness.
1376
01:47:46,060 --> 01:47:49,428
So when my busy lifeallowed a few breaks,
1377
01:47:49,430 --> 01:47:51,697
i used them to take my walks.
1378
01:47:52,699 --> 01:47:55,034
These repeated walks became
1379
01:47:57,505 --> 01:47:59,238
Monotonous and pointless.
1380
01:48:00,874 --> 01:48:03,642
Yes, precisely like
1381
01:48:03,644 --> 01:48:05,578
- the movementsof a caged animal.
1382
01:48:07,414 --> 01:48:10,249
Basically, we're all waitingfor permission to die.
1383
01:49:17,617 --> 01:49:19,485
No.
1384
01:49:19,487 --> 01:49:21,487
No no no.
1385
01:49:21,489 --> 01:49:22,888
No, there...
1386
01:49:22,890 --> 01:49:25,691
there are some completely
unrealistic coincidences
1387
01:49:25,693 --> 01:49:27,560
in your story about Jerome.
1388
01:49:29,162 --> 01:49:31,830
First, by chance
he hires you as...
1389
01:49:31,832 --> 01:49:34,700
As an assistant
and then you take
a walk in a forest
1390
01:49:34,702 --> 01:49:36,702
that is littered
with photographs of him.
1391
01:49:36,704 --> 01:49:39,838
And not only that, he's present.
1392
01:49:40,874 --> 01:49:42,575
And then like a God,
1393
01:49:42,577 --> 01:49:45,044
pulls you up to him
through the clouds.
1394
01:49:45,046 --> 01:49:47,580
Goodness gracious.
1395
01:49:49,136 --> 01:49:50,816
Jerome was therebecause he had
1396
01:49:50,818 --> 01:49:52,585
just had a fight with his wife,
1397
01:49:52,587 --> 01:49:54,520
who, in anger,tore up the photographs
1398
01:49:54,522 --> 01:49:56,655
they just had developedfrom their travels.
1399
01:49:56,657 --> 01:49:59,224
Oh, I don't knowif I can believe this.
1400
01:49:59,226 --> 01:50:02,761
Which way do you think you'dget the most out of my story?
1401
01:50:02,763 --> 01:50:05,698
By believing in itor by not believing in it?
1402
01:50:05,700 --> 01:50:07,800
No, you're right.
1403
01:50:07,802 --> 01:50:09,835
You might havea point with all this.
1404
01:50:13,541 --> 01:50:17,977
The secret ingredient
to sex is love.
1405
01:50:21,715 --> 01:50:23,282
The third voice:
1406
01:50:23,284 --> 01:50:25,050
The secret ingredient.
1407
01:50:25,052 --> 01:50:27,686
Cantus firmus.
1408
01:51:10,964 --> 01:51:13,165
Ah.
1409
01:51:46,966 --> 01:51:49,735
Fill all my holes.
1410
01:52:49,095 --> 01:52:52,164
What's wrong? Hmm?
1411
01:52:53,800 --> 01:52:55,968
I can't feel anything.
1412
01:52:55,970 --> 01:52:57,970
- Huh?
- I can't feel anything.
1413
01:53:00,340 --> 01:53:02,908
I can't feel anything.
1414
01:53:05,278 --> 01:53:07,713
I can't... anything.
1415
01:54:00,400 --> 01:54:03,268
♪ Nymphomania... ♪
1416
01:54:25,191 --> 01:54:28,026
♪ Nymphomania... ♪
1417
01:55:40,633 --> 01:55:43,568
♪ Nymphomania... ♪
1418
01:57:00,713 --> 01:57:03,648
♪ Nymphomania... ♪
1419
01:57:06,986 --> 01:57:09,721
♪ Nymphomania... ♪
1420
01:57:13,326 --> 01:57:16,228
♪ Nymphomania... ♪
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