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Can I have a coffee, please...
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...with milk and Splenda?
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-Sure. What size?
-Large.
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Here you go.
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Can you believe
I'm playing the Garden?
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Are we ready? Thanks, man.
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Look at that.
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Sold out.
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Looks like Lady Gaga.
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Oh, my God.
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-Oh, my God. It is.
-Hey.
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-Hello, Lady Gaga.
-I can't believe it's you.
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-Hey, nice to meet you.
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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I love you.
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Lady Gaga!
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{\an8}Do you know how many times
I came to this arena?
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{\an8}And now they're opening
these gates up for us.
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Welcome, HBO, to the Monster Ball.
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I don't know. I get, like, so...
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I just get so revved up when I do
these benchmark shows, you know?
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Yeah.
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I just don't want my fans to ever feel...
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I just sometimes feel like a loser still,
you know?
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I know it's crazy because it's like,
we're at the Garden.
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But I still sometimes feel
like a fucking loser kid in high school.
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I'm sorry.
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Don't be sorry.
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I just want to be a queen for them,
you know...
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...and sometimes I don't feel like one.
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♪ I'm gonna marry the night ♪
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♪ I won't give up on my life ♪
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♪ I'm a warrior queen ♪
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♪ Live passionately tonight ♪
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♪ Run, run
Her kiss is a vampire grin ♪
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♪ Vampire grin
Vampire grin ♪
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♪ The moon lights her way
While she's howlin' at him ♪
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♪ Howlin' at him, howlin' at him ♪
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♪ She looks good ♪
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♪ But her boyfriend says
She's a tramp ♪
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♪ She's a tramp
She's a vamp ♪
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♪ But she still does her dance ♪
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♪ She's a tramp
She's a vamp ♪
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♪ But she still kills the dance ♪
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♪ Baby loves to dance in the dark ♪
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♪ 'Cause when he's lookin'
She falls apart ♪
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♪ Baby loves to dance in the dark ♪
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♪ Dark, dark ♪
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♪ Baby loves to dance in the dark ♪
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♪ 'Cause when he's lookin'
She falls apart ♪
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♪ Baby loves to dance
The dance in the dark ♪
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♪ In the dark ♪
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Girls, are y'all getting ready?
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-Pepper?
-Yeah, Posh, I'm getting ready.
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Hey, Bang-Bang,
are you getting ready?
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Of course I'm getting ready.
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Hey, Champagne,
you getting ready, girl?
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I'm already ready.
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Well, let's hit it, honey.
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♪ Marilyn, Judy, Sylvia ♪
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♪ Tell 'em how you feel, girls ♪
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♪ Work your blonde Benet Ramsey
We'll haunt like Liberace ♪
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♪ Find your freedom in the music ♪
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♪ Find your Jesus
Find your Kubrick ♪
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♪ You will never fall apart ♪
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♪ Diana, you're still in our hearts ♪
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♪ Never let you fall apart ♪
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♪ Together we'll dance in the dark ♪
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♪ Baby loves to dance in the dark ♪
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♪ 'Cause when he's lookin'
She falls apart ♪
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♪ Baby loves to dance in the dark ♪
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♪ Baby ♪
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♪ Baby loves to dance in the dark ♪
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♪ 'Cause when he's lookin'
She falls apart ♪
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♪ Baby loves to dance
The dance in the dark ♪
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♪ In the dark ♪
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♪ In the dark, in the dark ♪
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-Oh, no.
-Posh, are we breaking down?
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Oh, just give me a second.
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Where's Gaga, anyway?
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-And where's my lipstick?
-Shut up.
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Now we're never gonna
make it to the Monster Ball.
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Yes, you will. I'll take you there.
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♪ Rub that glitter
And grease around ♪
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♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪
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♪ Rub that glitter and grease around
Grease around ♪
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♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪
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♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪
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♪ Rub that glitter and grease around
Grease around ♪
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♪ Punch it ♪
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♪ In Brooklyn ♪
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♪ Painted green watermelon ♪
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-♪ That guy's ride ♪
-♪ His ride ♪
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♪ Is good-lookin' ♪
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♪ Good-lookin' ♪
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♪ He tells me ♪
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♪ That he loves me ♪
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♪ And even though I'm real sexy ♪
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♪ He loves his car, car, car ♪
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♪ He's always with his car, car, car ♪
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♪ So I ♪
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♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪
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♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪
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♪ Rub that glitter and grease around
Grease around ♪
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♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪
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♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪
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♪ Rub that glitter and grease around
Grease around ♪
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♪ Knock it, pump it, wash it, bump it ♪
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♪ Rub that glitter and grease
He loves it ♪
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♪ He's so fine
He makes her shiny ♪
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♪ There's more glitter and grease
Behind you ♪
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♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪
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♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪
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♪ Rub that glitter and grease around
Grease around ♪
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♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪
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♪ Rub that glitter and grease around ♪
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♪ Rub that glitter and grease around
Grease around ♪
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Gaga! Gaga! Gaga!
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♪ Red wine, Konvict, Ga ga ♪
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♪ I've had a little too much, much ♪
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-♪ All of the people start to rush ♪
-♪ Start to rush by ♪
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♪ A dizzy twister dance ♪
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♪ Can't find my drink, or man ♪
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♪ Where are my keys?
I lost my phone ♪
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♪ What's goin' on on the floor? ♪
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♪ I love this record, baby
But I can't see straight any more ♪
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♪ Keep it cool
What's the name of this club? ♪
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♪ I can't remember
But it's all right, a-all right ♪
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-Now jump!
-♪ Just dance ♪
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♪ Gonna be okay
Da da doo doot-n ♪
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♪ Just dance ♪
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♪ Spin that record, babe
Da da doo doot-n ♪
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♪ Just dance
Gonna be okay ♪
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♪ Duh-duh-duh
Dance, dance, dance ♪
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♪ Just, just ♪
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New York City!
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♪ Wish I could shut my playboy mouth ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪
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-♪ How'd I turn my shirt inside out? ♪
-♪ Inside out right ♪
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♪ Control your poison, babe
Roses have thorns they say ♪
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♪ And were all gettin' hosed tonight ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪
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♪ What's goin' on on the floor? ♪
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♪ I love this record, baby
But I can't see straight any more ♪
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♪ Keep it cool
What's the name of this club? ♪
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♪ I can't remember
But it's all right ♪
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-Now jump!
-♪ Just dance ♪
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♪ Gonna be okay
Da da doo doot-n ♪
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♪ Just dance ♪
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♪ Spin that record, babe
Da da doo doot-n ♪
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♪ Just dance
Gonna be okay ♪
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♪ Duh-duh-duh
Dance, dance, dance ♪
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♪ Just, just dance ♪
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Did you guys come to party tonight?
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I'm gonna kick your ass, New York!
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♪ Just dance ♪
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♪ Gonna be okay
Da da doo doot-n ♪
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♪ Just dance ♪
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♪ Spin that record, babe
Da da doo doot-n ♪
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♪ Just dance
Gonna be okay ♪
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♪ Duh-duh-duh
Dance, dance, dance ♪
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♪ Just, just dance ♪
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Come on.
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♪ Half psychotic, sick-hypnotic
Got my blueprint, it's symphonic ♪
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♪ Half psychotic, sick-hypnotic
Got my blueprint electronic ♪
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♪ Half psychotic, sick-hypnotic
Got my blueprint, it's symphonic ♪
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♪ Half psychotic, sick-hypnotic
Got my blueprint electronic ♪
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♪ Go ♪
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♪ Use your muscle, carve it out
Work it, hustle ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Don't slow, baby ♪
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♪ Drive it, clean it, Lysol, bleed it ♪
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-♪ Spend the last dough ♪
-♪ I got it ♪
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-♪ In your pocko ♪
-♪ I got it ♪
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♪ Just dance
Gonna be okay ♪
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Jesus is from New York City.
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Let's show New York
how New Yorkers play guitar.
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Put your paws up, jump.
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-♪ Just dance, gonna be okay ♪
-♪ Baby ♪
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♪ Just dance
Spin that record, babe ♪
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♪ Oh, baby, yeah ♪
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♪ Gonna be okay ♪
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♪ Spin that record, baby, yeah ♪
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♪ Dance, dance ♪
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♪ Just, just dance ♪
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♪ Dirty, dirty rich
Dirty, dirty rich, beautiful ♪
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♪ Beautiful and dirty, dirty
Rich, rich, dirty ♪
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♪ We've got a red light
Pornographic dance fight ♪
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♪ Systematic, honey
But we got no money ♪
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♪ Our hair is perfect
While we're all getting shit wrecked ♪
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♪ It's automatic, honey
But we got no money ♪
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♪ Daddy, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, yeah
We just like to party ♪
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Put your hands up now.
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♪ Bang, bang ♪
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♪ We're beautiful and dirty rich ♪
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♪ Dirty, dirty, rich, beautiful ♪
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♪ Bang, bang ♪
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♪ We're beautiful and dirty rich ♪
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♪ Dirty, dirty, rich, beautiful ♪
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♪ We live a cute life
Sound fanatic ♪
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♪ Pants tighter than plastic
Honey ♪
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♪ But we've got no money ♪
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♪ We do the dance right ♪
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♪ We have got it made like
Ice cream topped with honey ♪
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♪ But we've got no money ♪
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♪ Daddy, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, yeah ♪
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Now get your guns out
and shoot that money...
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...because you don't need it.
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♪ Bang, bang ♪
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Shoot it.
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♪ We're beautiful and dirty rich ♪
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Get your guns out, New York, shoot it.
Bang, bang.
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♪ Bang, bang ♪
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♪ We're beautiful and dirty rich ♪
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♪ Dirty, dirty, rich, beautiful ♪
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♪ Bang, bang, bang ♪
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♪ Beautiful ♪
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♪ Dirty rich ♪
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♪ Bang, bang, bang ♪
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♪ Beautiful ♪
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♪ You dirty bitch ♪
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♪ Bang, bang ♪
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So, Gaga...
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...what's the Monster Ball
really, really all about?
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Well...
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...Victor...
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...the Monster Ball...
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...will set you free, New York!
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You mean "I can be..."
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...whoever or whatever...
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"...that I want to be" free?
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Yeah, Victor, tonight...
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...in the town that gave birth to me...
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...we're gonna be...
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...super free little monsters!
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And the best thing
about the Monster Ball...
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...Is that I created it...
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...So that my fans
would have a place to go.
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A place where...
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...all the freaks are outside...
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...and I lock the fucking doors!
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It doesn't matter who you are
or where you come from...
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...or how much money
you've got in your pocket...
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...because tonight
and every night after...
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...you can be whoever it is
that you wanna be...
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...New York City!
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And to get to the Monster Ball...
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...to find that inner sense...
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...of fame...
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...all you've got to do is follow...
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Yes, super fans.
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The glitter way.
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Do you love me?
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Because I love you, New York.
254
00:18:53,598 --> 00:18:57,668
So come on, little monsters.
Take my picture.
255
00:18:57,836 --> 00:19:01,206
I wanna be a New York City star.
256
00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:06,362
Come on, you better sing along.
You know the words.
257
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,831
You got the fame.
258
00:19:08,864 --> 00:19:12,735
♪ I can't help myself ♪
259
00:19:12,768 --> 00:19:15,887
♪ I'm addicted to a life of material ♪
260
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:20,591
♪ It's some kind of joke ♪
261
00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:23,946
♪ I'm obsessively opposed to the typical ♪
262
00:19:23,979 --> 00:19:28,050
♪ All we care about is ♪
263
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:31,587
♪ Runway models, Cadillacs
And liquor bottles ♪
264
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:36,725
♪ Give me something, I wanna be
Retro glamour ♪
265
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,742
Now put your hands up with me
like this:
266
00:19:38,910 --> 00:19:41,812
♪ Fame, doin' it for the fame ♪
267
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,466
♪ 'Cause we wanna live the life
Of the rich and famous ♪
268
00:19:44,499 --> 00:19:46,183
That's right, New York, hands up.
269
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:49,253
♪ Fame, doin' it for the fame ♪
270
00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:54,159
♪ 'Cause we got a taste for champagne
And endless fortune ♪
271
00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:57,146
Come on, Jesus.
272
00:19:57,179 --> 00:19:59,748
Come a little closer.
273
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,765
Give me some of that challenge.
274
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:05,020
You're the most famous man
in the world.
275
00:20:05,053 --> 00:20:09,440
Give it up for a real superstar,
Jesus Christ!
276
00:20:24,522 --> 00:20:29,945
♪ I can see myself in the movies ♪
277
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,862
♪ With my picture in the city lights ♪
278
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:35,851
♪ Photograph my mouth ♪
279
00:20:35,884 --> 00:20:39,221
♪ And whatever else you'd like to shoot
You decide ♪
280
00:20:39,254 --> 00:20:43,692
♪ All we care about is ♪
281
00:20:43,725 --> 00:20:47,329
♪ Pornographic
Girls on film and body plastic ♪
282
00:20:47,362 --> 00:20:51,415
♪ Give me something
I wanna see ♪
283
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,311
♪ Television and hot blonds
In odd positions ♪
284
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,536
Come on, let's go.
285
00:20:54,569 --> 00:20:57,287
♪ Fame, doin' it for the fame ♪
286
00:20:57,455 --> 00:20:58,889
♪ 'Cause we wanna live ♪
287
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:01,977
Put your hands up with me like this:
288
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:04,913
♪ Fame, doin' it for the fame ♪
289
00:21:04,946 --> 00:21:09,600
♪ 'Cause we got a taste for champagne
And endless fortune ♪
290
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,487
♪ Fame, fame, baby ♪
291
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:16,007
You don't need to have money
or plastic surgery...
292
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:19,810
...to be a New York City star.
293
00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:22,464
♪ In it for the fame, fame, baby ♪
294
00:21:22,497 --> 00:21:24,214
♪ The fame, fame ♪
295
00:21:24,382 --> 00:21:28,303
-♪ Don't ask me how or why ♪
-♪ Or why ♪
296
00:21:28,336 --> 00:21:31,755
♪ But I'm gonna make it happen this time ♪
297
00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:35,544
-♪ My teenage dream tonight ♪
-♪ Tonight ♪
298
00:21:35,577 --> 00:21:39,196
♪ Yeah, gonna make it happen this time ♪
299
00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:40,965
♪ Fame ♪
300
00:22:36,754 --> 00:22:40,991
Welcome aboard the Gaga Express.
301
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,513
Please watch your step.
302
00:22:44,546 --> 00:22:47,398
Next stop: Glitter Way.
303
00:22:58,576 --> 00:23:02,012
♪ He can't read my poker face ♪
304
00:23:04,182 --> 00:23:05,467
Emergency.
305
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,885
There's something in the tracks.
306
00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:48,259
♪ I wanna kiss you ♪
307
00:23:49,260 --> 00:23:53,130
♪ But if I do then I might miss you, babe ♪
308
00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:57,519
♪ It's complicated and stupid ♪
309
00:23:57,552 --> 00:23:59,721
♪ Got my ass squeezed by sexy Cupid ♪
310
00:23:59,754 --> 00:24:02,357
♪ Guess he wants to play, wants to play ♪
311
00:24:02,390 --> 00:24:04,908
♪ A lovegame, a lovegame ♪
312
00:24:05,076 --> 00:24:06,962
♪ Hold me and love me ♪
313
00:24:06,995 --> 00:24:09,898
♪ Just wanna touch you for a minute ♪
314
00:24:09,931 --> 00:24:14,151
♪ Maybe three seconds is enough
For my heart to quit it ♪
315
00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:16,171
♪ Let's have some fun, this beat is sick ♪
316
00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:18,455
♪ I wanna take a ride on your disco stick ♪
317
00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:20,891
♪ Don't think too much
Just bust that kick ♪
318
00:24:21,059 --> 00:24:23,078
Now scream!
319
00:24:23,111 --> 00:24:25,095
♪ Let's play a lovegame
Play a lovegame ♪
320
00:24:25,263 --> 00:24:26,915
♪ Do you want love or you want fame? ♪
321
00:24:26,948 --> 00:24:29,199
♪ Are you in the game? ♪
322
00:24:29,367 --> 00:24:31,753
♪ Dans the lovegame ♪
323
00:24:31,786 --> 00:24:33,670
♪ Let's play a lovegame
Play a lovegame ♪
324
00:24:33,838 --> 00:24:35,490
♪ Do you want love or you want fame? ♪
325
00:24:35,523 --> 00:24:37,174
♪ Are you in the game? ♪
326
00:24:38,576 --> 00:24:41,178
♪ Dans the lovegame ♪
327
00:24:49,487 --> 00:24:52,556
♪ I'm on a mission ♪
328
00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:56,612
♪ And it involves some heavy touching
Yeah ♪
329
00:24:56,645 --> 00:24:58,947
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
330
00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:01,298
♪ You've indicated your interest ♪
331
00:25:01,466 --> 00:25:03,719
♪ I'm educated in sex, yes ♪
332
00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:06,355
♪ Now I want it bad, want it bad ♪
333
00:25:06,388 --> 00:25:08,590
♪ A lovegame, a lovegame ♪
334
00:25:08,623 --> 00:25:10,774
♪ Hold me and love me ♪
335
00:25:10,942 --> 00:25:13,829
♪ Just wanna touch you for a minute ♪
336
00:25:13,862 --> 00:25:16,398
♪ Maybe three seconds is enough
For my heart to quit it ♪
337
00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:18,148
Put your hands up.
338
00:25:18,316 --> 00:25:20,035
♪ Let's have some fun, this beat is sick ♪
339
00:25:20,068 --> 00:25:22,052
Hands up.
340
00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:24,139
We've only got
one more night together...
341
00:25:24,172 --> 00:25:27,157
...Madison Square Garden,
So you better dance!
342
00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:29,226
♪ Let's play a lovegame
Play a lovegame ♪
343
00:25:29,394 --> 00:25:31,046
♪ Do you want love or you want fame? ♪
344
00:25:31,079 --> 00:25:33,430
♪ Are you in the game? ♪
345
00:25:33,598 --> 00:25:35,684
♪ Dans the lovegame ♪
346
00:25:35,717 --> 00:25:37,853
♪ Let's play a lovegame
Play a lovegame ♪
347
00:25:37,886 --> 00:25:39,621
♪ Do you want love or you want fame? ♪
348
00:25:39,654 --> 00:25:41,238
♪ Are you in the game? ♪
349
00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:45,494
♪ Dans the lovegame ♪
350
00:25:45,527 --> 00:25:51,500
♪ I can see you staring there
From across the block ♪
351
00:25:51,533 --> 00:25:54,803
♪ With a smile on your mouth
And your hand on your... ♪
352
00:25:54,836 --> 00:26:00,642
♪ The story of us
It always starts the same ♪
353
00:26:00,675 --> 00:26:03,745
♪ With a boy and a girl and a...
And a game ♪
354
00:26:03,778 --> 00:26:04,895
Scream.
355
00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:06,148
♪ A game ♪
356
00:26:06,181 --> 00:26:07,482
Louder.
357
00:26:07,515 --> 00:26:09,751
♪ A game ♪
358
00:26:09,784 --> 00:26:13,121
♪ A game, a lovegame ♪
359
00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:14,905
Come on, let's go.
360
00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,326
♪ Let's play a lovegame
Play a lovegame ♪
361
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:19,094
♪ Do you want love or you want fame? ♪
362
00:26:19,127 --> 00:26:21,278
♪ Are you in the game? ♪
363
00:26:21,446 --> 00:26:23,298
♪ Dans the lovegame ♪
364
00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:25,400
♪ Let's play a lovegame
Play a lovegame ♪
365
00:26:25,433 --> 00:26:27,284
♪ Do you want love or you want fame? ♪
366
00:26:27,452 --> 00:26:29,053
♪ Are you in the game? ♪
367
00:26:30,521 --> 00:26:33,675
♪ Dans the lovegame ♪
368
00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:40,364
♪ Let's, let's, let's ♪
369
00:26:40,631 --> 00:26:42,532
♪ Let's have some fun, this beat is sick ♪
370
00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:43,785
♪ I wanna take a ride ♪
371
00:26:43,818 --> 00:26:45,702
Let's go.
372
00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:48,138
♪ Let's, let's, let's ♪
373
00:26:48,306 --> 00:26:49,391
♪ Let's have some fun ♪
374
00:26:49,424 --> 00:26:50,625
Okay, New York.
375
00:26:50,658 --> 00:26:52,642
♪ I wanna take a ride on your disco stick ♪
376
00:26:52,810 --> 00:26:55,612
Are you all standing up?
377
00:26:57,315 --> 00:26:58,983
I don't know if you've heard...
378
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:02,838
...but I have a pretty tremendous dick.
379
00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:05,340
So come on...
380
00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:06,790
♪ Disco, disco, disco ♪
381
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:09,293
...get your dicks out.
382
00:27:11,395 --> 00:27:18,201
Because I know they've got some
pretty big cock here in New York City.
383
00:27:18,369 --> 00:27:19,988
Welcome to the Monster Ball.
384
00:27:20,021 --> 00:27:22,172
Now dance, you motherfuckers!
385
00:27:49,333 --> 00:27:52,703
Put your paws up. Now jump.
386
00:28:17,328 --> 00:28:18,996
My...
387
00:28:20,097 --> 00:28:21,731
...name...
388
00:28:23,334 --> 00:28:24,668
...is...
389
00:28:26,437 --> 00:28:28,605
...Lady Gaga!
390
00:28:34,679 --> 00:28:36,614
And welcome...
391
00:28:38,082 --> 00:28:40,068
...to the last...
392
00:28:40,101 --> 00:28:42,352
...of five shows...
393
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,823
...at Madison Square Garden.
394
00:28:52,730 --> 00:28:54,798
I feel so blessed.
395
00:28:54,966 --> 00:28:56,618
You have no idea.
396
00:28:56,651 --> 00:28:59,621
I grew up 20 blocks from here...
397
00:28:59,654 --> 00:29:04,392
...and I watched every name
go up on that marquee...
398
00:29:04,425 --> 00:29:07,143
...year after year, month after month.
399
00:29:07,311 --> 00:29:11,915
And I used to dream that one day
I'd see my name in lights.
400
00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:18,823
So thank you so much.
401
00:29:19,423 --> 00:29:22,959
Thank you for buying a ticket
to see my show.
402
00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:31,501
And for those of you who didn't pay
for your tickets...
403
00:29:31,669 --> 00:29:33,904
...I want my money back.
404
00:29:35,439 --> 00:29:37,507
I'm just kidding.
405
00:29:41,045 --> 00:29:44,281
You know, I didn't used to be brave.
406
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:48,219
In fact, I wasn't very brave at all.
407
00:29:49,086 --> 00:29:53,557
But you have made me brave,
little monsters.
408
00:29:57,428 --> 00:30:01,398
And New York made me brave.
409
00:30:03,567 --> 00:30:05,302
So now...
410
00:30:06,103 --> 00:30:08,772
...I'm gonna be brave for you.
411
00:30:10,708 --> 00:30:14,529
Tonight I want you to forget
all of your insecurities.
412
00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:17,465
I want you to reject anyone or anything...
413
00:30:17,498 --> 00:30:21,369
...that's ever made you feel like
you don't belong or don't fit in.
414
00:30:21,402 --> 00:30:23,453
Or made you feel like
you're not good enough...
415
00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:25,340
...or pretty enough, or thin enough.
416
00:30:25,373 --> 00:30:27,642
Or can't sing well enough,
or dance well enough...
417
00:30:27,675 --> 00:30:29,259
...or write a song well enough.
418
00:30:29,427 --> 00:30:31,379
Or like you'll never win a Grammy.
419
00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:34,649
Or you'll never sell out
Madison Square Garden!
420
00:30:34,682 --> 00:30:39,302
You just remember
that you're a goddamn superstar!
421
00:30:39,470 --> 00:30:42,005
And you were born this way!
422
00:30:48,713 --> 00:30:53,335
May tonight be your liberation
of all those things.
423
00:30:53,368 --> 00:30:55,870
Because I used to pick up
my leather boots...
424
00:30:55,903 --> 00:30:57,872
...on that street...
425
00:30:57,905 --> 00:31:01,876
...and I would go down the stairs...
426
00:31:01,909 --> 00:31:04,227
...to the 9 Train.
427
00:31:04,395 --> 00:31:06,563
And I'd take the 9 Train downtown.
428
00:31:06,731 --> 00:31:11,302
And then I'd get on the I Train
to go across town.
429
00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:13,788
And I'd go to dance class.
430
00:31:13,821 --> 00:31:15,790
And I would pray, and I would dream...
431
00:31:15,823 --> 00:31:20,443
...that someday,
one person would believe in me.
432
00:31:24,615 --> 00:31:27,035
So when you leave here tonight...
433
00:31:27,068 --> 00:31:32,189
...know that at least one person
believes in you.
434
00:31:37,027 --> 00:31:39,462
Hello, purple unicorn.
435
00:31:39,630 --> 00:31:43,066
That is the most fabulous gay unicorn
that I have ever seen.
436
00:31:45,269 --> 00:31:49,439
He has a rainbow horn. He's purple.
437
00:31:49,607 --> 00:31:53,328
He has neon hooves.
That's very exciting.
438
00:31:53,361 --> 00:31:56,213
The only thing better than a unicorn
is a gay unicorn.
439
00:31:58,682 --> 00:32:01,284
Oh, you know what that means.
440
00:32:01,452 --> 00:32:06,256
♪ All the New York gays
Came out to play ♪
441
00:32:08,959 --> 00:32:11,995
♪ And some came from New Jersey ♪
442
00:32:14,865 --> 00:32:17,752
♪ But we don't care
'Cause it's all the same ♪
443
00:32:17,785 --> 00:32:20,403
♪ And we were born this way ♪
444
00:32:22,473 --> 00:32:25,642
Yeah!
445
00:32:27,511 --> 00:32:29,646
I don't know what I'm gonna do
with all of you.
446
00:32:29,814 --> 00:32:32,767
You see, I told my friends
about the Monster Ball.
447
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:36,037
I told them that the Monster Ball
would set them free.
448
00:32:36,070 --> 00:32:38,206
So we got into my car...
449
00:32:38,239 --> 00:32:41,425
...but my car broke down in Brooklyn.
450
00:32:44,829 --> 00:32:47,782
So then we got onto the subway...
451
00:32:47,815 --> 00:32:49,299
...onto the F Train...
452
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:52,403
...which always gets me
where I need to go.
453
00:32:53,771 --> 00:32:57,441
But the subway's left us off
in this very strange place.
454
00:32:58,309 --> 00:33:02,479
And I just have no fucking clue
where we are.
455
00:33:03,714 --> 00:33:07,084
You think I should ask
my friends for some help?
456
00:33:07,918 --> 00:33:10,921
You know, my deepest
and most loyal friends?
457
00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:13,041
You know...
458
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:17,394
...all my New York
and tristate-area gays?
459
00:33:20,097 --> 00:33:23,133
This one's for the boys
and the girls tonight.
460
00:33:23,734 --> 00:33:26,036
Celebrate your gay pride.
461
00:33:28,005 --> 00:33:31,341
♪ Hey there, sugar baby
Saw you twice at the pop show ♪
462
00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:35,830
♪ You taste just like glitter
Mixed with rock 'n' roll ♪
463
00:33:35,863 --> 00:33:39,349
♪ I like you a lot, lot
Think you're really hot, hot ♪
464
00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:43,371
♪ I know you think you're special
When we dance real crazy ♪
465
00:33:43,404 --> 00:33:47,041
♪ Glamaphonic, electronic, disco, baby ♪
466
00:33:47,074 --> 00:33:51,027
♪ I like you a lot, lot
All we want is hot, hot ♪
467
00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:52,280
Now jump.
468
00:33:52,313 --> 00:33:56,199
♪ Boys, boys, boys
We like boys in cars ♪
469
00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:59,988
♪ Boys, boys, boys
Buy us drinks in bars ♪
470
00:34:00,021 --> 00:34:03,858
♪ Boys, boys, boys
With hairspray and denim ♪
471
00:34:03,891 --> 00:34:07,877
♪ Boys, boys, boys
We love them, we love them ♪
472
00:34:08,045 --> 00:34:12,582
Now, I don't care if you're gay, straight,
bi, transgender, transsexual...
473
00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,218
...put your hands up.
474
00:34:16,587 --> 00:34:20,141
♪ Baby is a bad boy
With some retro sneakers ♪
475
00:34:20,174 --> 00:34:24,127
♪ Let's see Lady Starlight
And make out in the bleachers ♪
476
00:34:24,295 --> 00:34:28,216
♪ I like you a lot, lot
Think you're really hot, hot ♪
477
00:34:28,249 --> 00:34:32,135
♪ Let's go to the party
Heard our buddy's the DJ ♪
478
00:34:32,303 --> 00:34:36,057
♪ Don't forget my lipstick
I left it in your ashtray ♪
479
00:34:36,090 --> 00:34:39,342
♪ I like you a lot, lot
All we want is hot, hot ♪
480
00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:40,662
Now jump.
481
00:34:40,695 --> 00:34:44,732
♪ Boys, boys, boys
We like boys in cars ♪
482
00:34:44,765 --> 00:34:48,736
♪ Boys, boys, boys
Buy us drinks in bars ♪
483
00:34:48,769 --> 00:34:52,355
♪ Boys, boys, boys
With hairspray and denim ♪
484
00:34:52,523 --> 00:34:56,678
♪ Boys, boys, boys
We love them, we love them ♪
485
00:34:56,711 --> 00:35:00,348
♪ Boys, boys, boys
We like boys in cars ♪
486
00:35:00,381 --> 00:35:04,185
♪ Boys, boys, boys
Buy us drinks in bars ♪
487
00:35:04,218 --> 00:35:08,104
♪ Boys, boys, boys
With hairspray and denim ♪
488
00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:12,660
♪ Boys, boys, boys
We love them, we love them ♪
489
00:35:12,693 --> 00:35:16,813
♪ I'm not loose, I like to party
Let's get lost in your Ferrari ♪
490
00:35:16,981 --> 00:35:20,869
♪ Not psychotic or dramatic
I like boys and that is that ♪
491
00:35:20,902 --> 00:35:22,871
♪ Love it when you call me "legs" ♪
492
00:35:22,904 --> 00:35:24,739
♪ In the morning buy me eggs ♪
493
00:35:24,772 --> 00:35:26,641
♪ Watch your heart when we're together ♪
494
00:35:26,674 --> 00:35:28,810
♪ Boys like you love me forever ♪
495
00:35:28,843 --> 00:35:32,793
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
496
00:35:32,817 --> 00:35:36,684
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
497
00:35:36,708 --> 00:35:40,575
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
498
00:35:40,599 --> 00:35:43,550
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
499
00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:45,409
♪ Boys, boys, boys ♪
500
00:35:47,411 --> 00:35:49,312
♪ Boys, boys, boys ♪
501
00:35:51,115 --> 00:35:53,117
♪ Boys, boys, boys ♪
502
00:35:55,252 --> 00:35:59,173
♪ Boys, boys, boys
We love them, we love them ♪
503
00:35:59,206 --> 00:36:02,558
♪ Boys, boys, boys
We like boys in cars ♪
504
00:36:02,726 --> 00:36:06,629
♪ Boys, boys, boys
Buy us drinks in bars ♪
505
00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:10,451
♪ Boys, boys, boys
With hairspray and denim ♪
506
00:36:10,484 --> 00:36:15,138
♪ Boys, boys, boys
We love them, we love them ♪
507
00:36:38,195 --> 00:36:42,933
Does anybody know
what I really, really hate?
508
00:36:48,205 --> 00:36:51,441
I hate money.
509
00:36:54,445 --> 00:36:58,816
It's hot as hell in here, New York.
510
00:37:01,085 --> 00:37:07,257
But nobody can ever make me
take off my leather.
511
00:37:12,763 --> 00:37:15,332
I'm just a bad kid.
512
00:37:55,672 --> 00:37:58,459
I don't want your money.
513
00:37:58,492 --> 00:38:00,910
I want your soul, honey.
514
00:38:02,679 --> 00:38:06,916
♪ Damn, I love the Jag
The jet and the mansion ♪
515
00:38:07,084 --> 00:38:09,453
-Sing it.
-♪ Oh, yeah ♪
516
00:38:10,587 --> 00:38:15,658
♪ And I enjoy the gifts
And trips to the islands ♪
517
00:38:15,826 --> 00:38:18,094
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
518
00:38:18,262 --> 00:38:21,949
♪ It's good to live expensive
You know it ♪
519
00:38:21,982 --> 00:38:24,952
♪ But my knees get weak
Intensive ♪
520
00:38:24,985 --> 00:38:26,369
Hands up.
521
00:38:26,537 --> 00:38:29,123
♪ When you give me kisses
That's money, honey ♪
522
00:38:29,156 --> 00:38:33,109
♪ When I'm your lover and your mistress
That's money, honey ♪
523
00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:37,265
♪ When you touch me, it's so delicious
That's money, honey ♪
524
00:38:37,298 --> 00:38:41,818
♪ Baby, when you tear me to pieces
That's money, honey ♪
525
00:38:44,154 --> 00:38:49,243
♪ Kisses
That's M-O-N-E-Y ♪
526
00:38:49,276 --> 00:38:51,394
♪ So sexy, I ♪
527
00:39:05,475 --> 00:39:07,243
How are you doing tonight?
528
00:39:12,216 --> 00:39:17,171
This is so crazy for me,
just completely psycho.
529
00:39:17,204 --> 00:39:22,392
I used to sit usually in the bleachers,
you know, in the back.
530
00:39:23,627 --> 00:39:28,649
And I would sit with my mom, you know,
who would take me to see shows.
531
00:39:28,682 --> 00:39:32,920
And I'd watch some other bitch
sing and dance on the stage all night...
532
00:39:32,953 --> 00:39:34,937
...that I wanted to be.
533
00:39:36,974 --> 00:39:40,444
And I would say,
"I wish I was that bitch on that stage."
534
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,266
So just so you know...
535
00:39:45,299 --> 00:39:48,469
...someday you'll be up here
instead of me...
536
00:39:48,502 --> 00:39:51,621
...and I'll be sitting in the back
cheering all you guys on.
537
00:39:57,127 --> 00:39:59,013
Hello?
538
00:39:59,046 --> 00:40:00,797
Beyoncé?
539
00:40:04,334 --> 00:40:08,371
She's always interrupting
the middle of my show.
540
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:14,143
♪ Hello, hello, baby, you called?
I can't hear a thing ♪
541
00:40:14,311 --> 00:40:18,366
♪ I have got no service
In the club, you see, you see ♪
542
00:40:18,399 --> 00:40:22,236
♪ What did you say, huh?
You're breakin' up on me ♪
543
00:40:22,269 --> 00:40:25,955
♪ Sorry, I cannot hear you
I'm kind of busy ♪
544
00:40:26,123 --> 00:40:30,344
♪ Kind of busy, kind of busy ♪
545
00:40:30,377 --> 00:40:34,130
♪ Sorry, I cannot hear you
I'm kind of busy ♪
546
00:40:34,298 --> 00:40:37,819
♪ Just a second
It's my favourite song they're gonna play ♪
547
00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:41,722
♪ And I cannot text you
With a drink in my hand, yeah ♪
548
00:40:41,755 --> 00:40:45,474
♪ You should've made some plans with me
You knew that I was free ♪
549
00:40:45,642 --> 00:40:48,711
♪ And now you won't stop calling me
I'm kind of busy ♪
550
00:40:48,879 --> 00:40:49,964
Come on.
551
00:40:49,997 --> 00:40:54,150
♪ Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think any more ♪
552
00:40:54,318 --> 00:40:57,772
♪ I left my head and my heart
On the dance floor ♪
553
00:40:57,805 --> 00:41:01,943
♪ Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk any more ♪
554
00:41:01,976 --> 00:41:05,746
♪ I left my head and my heart
On the dance floor ♪
555
00:41:05,779 --> 00:41:08,649
♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh ♪
556
00:41:08,682 --> 00:41:09,899
♪ Stop telephoning me ♪
557
00:41:10,067 --> 00:41:12,235
♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh ♪
558
00:41:12,669 --> 00:41:13,903
♪ I'm busy ♪
559
00:41:14,071 --> 00:41:16,290
♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh ♪
560
00:41:16,323 --> 00:41:17,940
♪ Stop telephoning me ♪
561
00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:20,761
♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh ♪
562
00:41:20,794 --> 00:41:22,945
♪ Can call all you want
But there's no one home ♪
563
00:41:23,113 --> 00:41:24,832
♪ And you're not gonna reach
My telephone ♪
564
00:41:24,865 --> 00:41:27,401
♪ 'Cause I'm in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb ♪
565
00:41:27,434 --> 00:41:29,285
♪ And you're not gonna
Reach my telephone ♪
566
00:41:29,453 --> 00:41:31,248
♪ Can call all you want
But there's no one home ♪
567
00:41:31,272 --> 00:41:33,074
♪ And you're not gonna reach
My telephone ♪
568
00:41:33,107 --> 00:41:35,042
♪ Out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb ♪
569
00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:37,026
♪ And you're not gonna reach
My telephone ♪
570
00:41:37,194 --> 00:41:39,680
Come on, sing Beyoncé's part.
571
00:41:39,713 --> 00:41:42,865
♪ Won't make me leave no faster
Put my coat on faster ♪
572
00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:44,567
♪ Leave my girls no faster ♪
573
00:41:44,735 --> 00:41:48,956
♪ I should have left my phone at home
'Cause this is a disaster ♪
574
00:41:48,989 --> 00:41:53,060
♪ Calling like a collector
Sorry, I cannot answer ♪
575
00:41:53,093 --> 00:41:56,612
♪ Not that I don't like you
I'm just at a party ♪
576
00:41:56,780 --> 00:42:00,534
♪ And I am sick and tired
Of my phone ringin' ♪
577
00:42:00,567 --> 00:42:02,351
I like your jacket.
578
00:42:02,519 --> 00:42:04,153
♪ In Grand Central Station ♪
579
00:42:04,321 --> 00:42:08,476
Put your cell phones away.
And put your hands up.
580
00:42:08,509 --> 00:42:11,145
Because this is only gonna happen once.
581
00:42:11,178 --> 00:42:14,081
Free your mind and your spirit.
582
00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:16,532
We were born this way.
583
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:20,603
♪ Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think any more ♪
584
00:42:20,771 --> 00:42:23,925
♪ I left my head and my heart
On the dance floor ♪
585
00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:28,629
♪ Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk any more ♪
586
00:42:28,662 --> 00:42:31,981
♪ I left my head and my heart
On the dance floor ♪
587
00:42:32,149 --> 00:42:36,437
♪ Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think any more ♪
588
00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:39,907
♪ I left my head and my heart
On the dance floor ♪
589
00:42:39,940 --> 00:42:44,278
♪ Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk any more ♪
590
00:42:44,311 --> 00:42:47,997
♪ I left my head and my heart
On the dance floor ♪
591
00:42:48,165 --> 00:42:50,551
-♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh ♪
-♪ Stop telephoning me ♪
592
00:42:50,584 --> 00:42:52,286
♪ Stop telephoning me ♪
593
00:42:52,319 --> 00:42:54,922
-♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh ♪
-♪ I'm kind of busy ♪
594
00:42:54,955 --> 00:42:56,739
♪ I'm busy ♪
595
00:42:56,907 --> 00:42:58,492
All right, put your hands up.
596
00:42:58,525 --> 00:43:00,227
♪ Stop telephoning me ♪
597
00:43:00,260 --> 00:43:03,145
Now, let's break the floors, New York.
598
00:43:03,313 --> 00:43:05,481
♪ Can call all you want
But there's no one home ♪
599
00:43:05,649 --> 00:43:07,301
♪ You're not gonna reach
My telephone ♪
600
00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:09,479
♪ 'Cause I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb ♪
601
00:43:09,503 --> 00:43:11,639
♪ You're not gonna reach
My telephone ♪
602
00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:13,674
♪ Call all you want
But there's no one home ♪
603
00:43:13,707 --> 00:43:15,491
♪ You're not gonna reach
My telephone ♪
604
00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:17,754
♪ 'Cause I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb ♪
605
00:43:17,778 --> 00:43:20,314
♪ And you're not gonna reach
My telephone ♪
606
00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:23,217
♪ My telephone, my telephone ♪
607
00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:25,486
♪ 'Cause I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb ♪
608
00:43:25,519 --> 00:43:28,037
♪ And you're not gonna reach
My telephone ♪
609
00:43:28,205 --> 00:43:30,558
♪ My telephone, my telephone ♪
610
00:43:30,591 --> 00:43:33,227
♪ 'Cause I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb ♪
611
00:43:33,260 --> 00:43:35,445
♪ And you're not gonna reach
My telephone ♪
612
00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:15,544
I just want to say thank you
to all of you for being here tonight...
613
00:45:15,712 --> 00:45:20,249
...because HBO is filming
for our HBO special.
614
00:45:24,754 --> 00:45:28,457
And it's just this really amazing night
for all of us.
615
00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:31,745
And I'm so happy.
I can't even begin to tell you...
616
00:45:31,778 --> 00:45:34,096
...how grateful I am
that you're all here.
617
00:45:34,264 --> 00:45:36,150
And it's really funny...
618
00:45:36,183 --> 00:45:38,919
...because my favourite thing
about the Monster Ball...
619
00:45:38,952 --> 00:45:40,936
...Is that everybody gets really drunk...
620
00:45:41,104 --> 00:45:43,940
...and vomits on each other
and has a good time.
621
00:45:45,775 --> 00:45:47,476
So you don't know this...
622
00:45:47,644 --> 00:45:50,798
...but in between the sets
when the videos are playing...
623
00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:53,434
...I can actually see you
from backstage.
624
00:45:53,467 --> 00:45:58,488
And I see everybody running
to go get drinks really quickly.
625
00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:05,079
I'm always laughing because I think,
"These drunk assholes.
626
00:46:05,112 --> 00:46:08,698
That's all they wanna do,
is drink and have a good time."
627
00:46:09,733 --> 00:46:14,855
So in light of watching all of you
have a good time...
628
00:46:14,888 --> 00:46:21,277
...I would like to dedicate this song
to all the drunk assholes in my life.
629
00:46:26,182 --> 00:46:28,284
This is called "Speechless."
630
00:46:44,868 --> 00:46:48,371
♪ Oh, I ♪
631
00:46:49,339 --> 00:46:53,727
♪ I can't believe what you said to me ♪
632
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:57,980
♪ Last night we were alone ♪
633
00:46:58,148 --> 00:47:01,451
♪ You threw your hands up ♪
634
00:47:01,951 --> 00:47:07,222
♪ Baby, you gave up, you gave up ♪
635
00:47:07,390 --> 00:47:11,727
♪ I can't believe how you looked at me ♪
636
00:47:11,895 --> 00:47:15,516
♪ With your James Dean glossy eyes ♪
637
00:47:15,549 --> 00:47:21,270
♪ Oh, in your tight jeans with your long hair ♪
638
00:47:21,438 --> 00:47:28,445
♪ And your cigarette-stained lies ♪
639
00:47:29,245 --> 00:47:36,252
♪ Could we fix you if you broke? ♪
640
00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:45,195
♪ Was your punch line just a joke? ♪
641
00:47:46,963 --> 00:47:51,218
♪ I'll never talk again ♪
642
00:47:51,251 --> 00:47:55,771
♪ Oh, boy, you've left me speechless ♪
643
00:47:57,474 --> 00:48:04,164
♪ You've left me speechless
So speechless ♪
644
00:48:04,197 --> 00:48:08,784
♪ And I'll never love again ♪
645
00:48:08,952 --> 00:48:14,775
♪ Oh, friends, you've left me speechless ♪
646
00:48:14,808 --> 00:48:21,682
♪ You've left me speechless
So speechless ♪
647
00:48:21,715 --> 00:48:23,966
And my make...
648
00:48:24,134 --> 00:48:29,590
Every night, this fucking makeup falls off
right at that same lyric.
649
00:48:29,623 --> 00:48:32,308
Shit.
650
00:48:33,009 --> 00:48:34,443
And on another note...
651
00:48:34,611 --> 00:48:41,284
...not to blow up too many people's spots
tonight, but Liza Minnelli is here.
652
00:48:44,921 --> 00:48:47,256
I thought you all might want to stand up
for her...
653
00:48:47,424 --> 00:48:49,859
...because, you know, it is Liza.
654
00:48:57,901 --> 00:49:01,771
And Marisa Tomei is here tonight.
655
00:49:03,106 --> 00:49:07,127
And I usually would never tell you guys
who's here tonight...
656
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,111
...but the reason I'm telling you...
657
00:49:09,279 --> 00:49:12,199
...Is because these two women
influenced me so much...
658
00:49:12,232 --> 00:49:14,234
...when I was in theatre school.
659
00:49:14,267 --> 00:49:17,419
Because I went to Tisch,
you know, at NYU.
660
00:49:20,890 --> 00:49:25,027
And what used to happen was
the teachers would go:
661
00:49:26,095 --> 00:49:31,200
"Well, your voice is too pop."
662
00:49:32,669 --> 00:49:38,307
And when you sing pop music,
your voice is too theatre.
663
00:49:41,344 --> 00:49:43,430
And, you know...
664
00:49:43,463 --> 00:49:45,599
...you're never gonna play the heroine.
665
00:49:45,632 --> 00:49:48,884
And you're never gonna play
the blonde, you know.
666
00:49:49,052 --> 00:49:52,706
You're never gonna play the ingénue.
667
00:49:52,739 --> 00:49:54,541
You'll never be the main character.
668
00:49:54,574 --> 00:49:57,059
You're never gonna be the star.
669
00:49:57,227 --> 00:50:02,298
"Because you have dark hair
and you're too ethnic."
670
00:50:11,307 --> 00:50:14,743
So I used to say:
671
00:50:15,178 --> 00:50:17,413
"Well, what about Liza?"
672
00:50:20,917 --> 00:50:23,303
And then I'd get to acting class...
673
00:50:23,336 --> 00:50:26,555
...and they'd always pull out
a script for me...
674
00:50:26,723 --> 00:50:29,926
...that Marisa had played in a movie...
675
00:50:30,627 --> 00:50:33,447
And they'd say,
"You'll play these kinds of...
676
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,831
These kinds of really
ballsy women roles."
677
00:50:35,999 --> 00:50:38,786
And you know what?
There's never a role other than that...
678
00:50:38,819 --> 00:50:40,587
...that I'm ever gonna wanna play.
679
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:44,339
So thank you, Marisa,
for always playing that role for us.
680
00:50:45,909 --> 00:50:49,329
♪ After all the drinks ♪
681
00:50:49,362 --> 00:50:53,749
♪ And the bars that we've been to ♪
682
00:50:53,917 --> 00:50:56,403
♪ Would you give it all up? ♪
683
00:50:56,436 --> 00:51:00,155
♪ Could I give it all up for you? ♪
684
00:51:03,660 --> 00:51:10,667
♪ After all the boys and the girls
That we've been through ♪
685
00:51:11,367 --> 00:51:13,635
♪ Would you give it all up? ♪
686
00:51:13,803 --> 00:51:18,091
♪ I've never given up ♪
687
00:51:18,124 --> 00:51:24,079
♪ If I promise, boy, to you ♪
688
00:51:27,684 --> 00:51:33,556
♪ Well, I'll never talk again, no ♪
689
00:51:36,492 --> 00:51:42,431
♪ Oh, I'll never love again ♪
690
00:51:43,866 --> 00:51:48,136
♪ Oh, I'll never write a song ♪
691
00:51:48,304 --> 00:51:52,007
♪ Won't even sing along ♪
692
00:51:52,175 --> 00:51:55,811
♪ Why you so speechless? ♪
693
00:51:55,979 --> 00:51:58,781
♪ Speechless ♪
694
00:51:59,949 --> 00:52:06,956
♪ Speechless ♪
695
00:52:11,394 --> 00:52:14,014
So thank you for giving me...
696
00:52:14,047 --> 00:52:17,333
...two bad bitches to look up to.
697
00:52:22,038 --> 00:52:26,609
♪ So speechless, baby ♪
698
00:52:45,194 --> 00:52:48,330
All right, you wanna hear a new one?
699
00:52:51,167 --> 00:52:54,803
This is from my new album,
Born This Way.
700
00:52:57,173 --> 00:52:59,575
This is called "You and I."
701
00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:04,998
♪ It's been a long time
Since I came around ♪
702
00:53:05,031 --> 00:53:09,184
♪ Been a long time
But I'm back in town ♪
703
00:53:09,352 --> 00:53:15,291
♪ And this time
I'm not leaving without you ♪
704
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:21,363
♪ You taste like whiskey
When you kiss me, oh ♪
705
00:53:21,531 --> 00:53:26,053
♪ I'd give anything again
To be your baby doll ♪
706
00:53:26,086 --> 00:53:31,374
♪ This time
I'm not leaving without you ♪
707
00:53:33,876 --> 00:53:38,146
♪ He says sit back down
Where you belong ♪
708
00:53:38,314 --> 00:53:42,017
♪ In the corner of my bar
With your high heels on ♪
709
00:53:42,618 --> 00:53:47,889
♪ Sit back down on the couch
Where we made love the first time ♪
710
00:53:48,057 --> 00:53:50,859
♪ And you said to me ♪
711
00:53:51,027 --> 00:53:55,197
♪ Something, something about
This place ♪
712
00:53:58,401 --> 00:54:04,607
♪ Something about lonely nights
And my lipstick on your face ♪
713
00:54:06,109 --> 00:54:12,199
♪ Something, something about
My cool Nebraska guy ♪
714
00:54:12,232 --> 00:54:17,586
♪ Yeah, something about, baby, you and I ♪
715
00:54:20,356 --> 00:54:23,777
♪ It's been two years
Since I let you go ♪
716
00:54:23,810 --> 00:54:27,696
♪ Couldn't listen to a joke
Or rock 'n' roll ♪
717
00:54:27,864 --> 00:54:33,069
♪ Muscle cars drove a truck
Right through my heart ♪
718
00:54:34,837 --> 00:54:38,907
♪ On my birthday you sang me
"A Heart of Gold" ♪
719
00:54:39,075 --> 00:54:42,963
♪ With the guitar humming
In overload ♪
720
00:54:42,996 --> 00:54:47,901
♪ This time I'm not leaving
Without you ♪
721
00:54:47,934 --> 00:54:50,470
♪ Oh, oh ♪
722
00:54:50,503 --> 00:54:53,740
♪ Sit back down
Where you belong ♪
723
00:54:53,773 --> 00:54:57,944
♪ In the corner of a bar
With your high heels on ♪
724
00:54:57,977 --> 00:55:03,116
♪ Sit back down on the couch
Where we made love the first time ♪
725
00:55:03,149 --> 00:55:05,033
♪ And you said to me ♪
726
00:55:05,201 --> 00:55:10,606
♪ There's something
Something about this place ♪
727
00:55:13,209 --> 00:55:19,615
♪ Something about lonely nights
And my lipstick on your face ♪
728
00:55:21,317 --> 00:55:26,989
♪ Something, something about
My cool Nebraska guy ♪
729
00:55:27,590 --> 00:55:32,612
♪ Yeah, something about
New York, you and I ♪
730
00:55:32,645 --> 00:55:34,614
Put your hands up.
731
00:55:34,647 --> 00:55:36,732
♪ You and I ♪
732
00:55:38,367 --> 00:55:40,569
♪ You, you and I ♪
733
00:55:42,038 --> 00:55:44,173
♪ You, you and I ♪
734
00:55:45,641 --> 00:55:49,811
♪ You, you and I ♪
735
00:55:49,979 --> 00:55:51,547
♪ You and I ♪
736
00:55:53,416 --> 00:55:55,936
♪ You, you and I ♪
737
00:55:55,969 --> 00:55:57,704
♪ New York City! ♪
738
00:55:57,737 --> 00:56:00,189
♪ I'd rather die ♪
739
00:56:00,823 --> 00:56:03,258
♪ Without you and I ♪
740
00:56:03,426 --> 00:56:05,294
♪ Come on! ♪
741
00:56:18,274 --> 00:56:22,778
I'm gonna still play this piano
with my long-ass New York nails.
742
00:57:09,258 --> 00:57:12,145
♪ There's something ♪
743
00:57:12,178 --> 00:57:15,448
♪ Something about ♪
744
00:57:15,481 --> 00:57:18,099
♪ This place ♪
745
00:57:22,171 --> 00:57:25,225
♪ Something about ♪
746
00:57:25,258 --> 00:57:28,243
♪ New York nights ♪
747
00:57:29,812 --> 00:57:36,485
♪ And the lipstick
On little monsters' faces ♪
748
00:57:39,655 --> 00:57:42,108
♪ Something ♪
749
00:57:42,141 --> 00:57:44,459
♪ Something about ♪
750
00:57:44,627 --> 00:57:51,634
♪ My cool New York guy ♪
751
00:57:54,904 --> 00:57:58,641
♪ Yeah, something about ♪
752
00:57:58,841 --> 00:58:01,944
♪ Manhattan ♪
753
00:58:04,246 --> 00:58:06,848
♪ Brooklyn ♪
754
00:58:07,717 --> 00:58:09,919
♪ Queens ♪
755
00:58:10,753 --> 00:58:13,222
♪ The Bronx ♪
756
00:58:13,689 --> 00:58:15,223
♪ Staten Island ♪
757
00:58:15,391 --> 00:58:19,261
♪ The Palisades, Long Island ♪
758
00:58:20,129 --> 00:58:23,532
♪ You and I ♪
759
00:58:25,368 --> 00:58:29,289
♪ You, you and I ♪
760
00:58:29,322 --> 00:58:34,543
♪ New York City, I'd rather die ♪
761
00:58:35,378 --> 00:58:41,001
♪ Without you and I ♪
762
00:58:41,034 --> 00:58:42,952
♪ You and I ♪
763
00:58:45,121 --> 00:58:47,690
♪ You, you and I ♪
764
00:58:49,058 --> 00:58:51,144
♪ I miss your hot dogs ♪
765
00:58:51,177 --> 00:58:54,414
♪ I miss the subway
I miss the people ♪
766
00:58:54,447 --> 00:58:56,832
♪ I miss everything about you, goddamn it ♪
767
00:58:57,666 --> 00:58:59,868
♪ You and I ♪
768
00:59:00,936 --> 00:59:03,438
♪ You, you and I ♪
769
00:59:04,707 --> 00:59:06,709
♪ You, you and I ♪
770
00:59:08,577 --> 00:59:10,563
♪ You, you and I ♪
771
00:59:10,596 --> 00:59:12,580
Put your hands up.
772
00:59:12,748 --> 00:59:14,801
♪ You and I ♪
773
00:59:14,834 --> 00:59:18,987
♪ New York, New York
New York, New York ♪
774
00:59:19,155 --> 00:59:20,440
♪ New York ♪
775
00:59:20,473 --> 00:59:22,624
♪ I'd rather die ♪
776
00:59:23,926 --> 00:59:27,429
♪ Without you and I ♪
777
00:59:30,399 --> 00:59:36,204
♪ It's been a long time
Since I came around ♪
778
00:59:36,372 --> 00:59:42,578
♪ Been a long time
But I'm back in town ♪
779
00:59:43,379 --> 00:59:45,432
♪ And this time ♪
780
00:59:45,465 --> 00:59:49,985
♪ I'm not leaving ♪
781
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:57,410
♪ Without ♪
782
00:59:57,443 --> 01:00:00,829
♪ You ♪
783
01:00:02,798 --> 01:00:04,733
♪ Oh! ♪
784
01:00:35,664 --> 01:00:41,287
And so as my friends and I travelled...
785
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:44,824
...further and further
down the Glitter Way...
786
01:00:44,857 --> 01:00:49,911
...we ran into a magical angel
with a beautiful black harp.
787
01:00:50,079 --> 01:00:54,467
And she said that she knew
just the music to play...
788
01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:59,487
...to get us closer and closer
to the Monster Ball...
789
01:00:59,655 --> 01:01:02,724
...at Madison Square Garden.
790
01:01:09,298 --> 01:01:11,400
Oh, what's that thing?
791
01:01:12,101 --> 01:01:14,303
What's that thing?
792
01:01:15,404 --> 01:01:17,706
Way up in the sky?
793
01:01:18,507 --> 01:01:20,660
It's very beautiful
but very strange.
794
01:01:20,693 --> 01:01:23,411
Is that a rainbow?
795
01:01:23,579 --> 01:01:27,316
No, it can't be.
796
01:01:29,718 --> 01:01:33,855
Little monsters, it's a twister.
797
01:02:53,135 --> 01:02:55,103
Monsters...
798
01:02:55,271 --> 01:02:58,707
...you make me so happy I could die.
799
01:03:02,244 --> 01:03:06,848
♪ Eh-eh, eh-eh
Ye-ha, ye-ha ♪
800
01:03:07,016 --> 01:03:12,005
♪ Eh-eh, eh-eh
Aha, aha ♪
801
01:03:12,038 --> 01:03:16,843
♪ Eh-eh, eh-eh
Ye-ha, ye-ha ♪
802
01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:21,596
♪ Eh-eh, eh-eh
Aha, aha ♪
803
01:03:21,764 --> 01:03:25,585
♪ I love that lavender blonde ♪
804
01:03:25,618 --> 01:03:28,688
♪ The way she moves
The way she walks ♪
805
01:03:28,721 --> 01:03:31,457
♪ I touch myself, can't get enough ♪
806
01:03:31,490 --> 01:03:35,094
♪ And in the silence of the night ♪
807
01:03:35,127 --> 01:03:38,097
♪ Through all the tears
And all the lies ♪
808
01:03:38,130 --> 01:03:40,615
♪ I touch myself and it's all right ♪
809
01:03:40,783 --> 01:03:45,387
♪ Just give in ♪
810
01:03:45,721 --> 01:03:47,974
♪ Don't give up, baby ♪
811
01:03:48,007 --> 01:03:50,258
♪ Open up your heart
And your mind to me ♪
812
01:03:50,426 --> 01:03:52,145
-♪ Just ♪
-♪ Just ♪
813
01:03:52,178 --> 01:03:54,796
-♪ Know when ♪
-♪ Know when ♪
814
01:03:55,397 --> 01:03:57,031
♪ That glass is empty ♪
815
01:03:57,199 --> 01:03:59,734
♪ That the world is gonna bend, yeah ♪
816
01:03:59,902 --> 01:04:02,088
♪ Happy in the club
With a bottle of red wine ♪
817
01:04:02,121 --> 01:04:04,657
♪ Stars in our eyes
'Cause we're having a good time ♪
818
01:04:04,690 --> 01:04:06,341
♪ Eh-eh, eh-eh ♪
819
01:04:06,775 --> 01:04:09,410
♪ So happy I could die ♪
820
01:04:09,578 --> 01:04:11,846
♪ Be your best friend
Yeah, I'll love you forever ♪
821
01:04:12,014 --> 01:04:14,267
♪ Up in the clouds
We'll be higher than ever ♪
822
01:04:14,300 --> 01:04:16,017
♪ Eh-eh, eh-eh ♪
823
01:04:16,185 --> 01:04:19,254
♪ So happy I could die
And it's all right ♪
824
01:04:26,095 --> 01:04:30,099
♪ So happy I could die
And it's all right ♪
825
01:04:42,378 --> 01:04:44,330
I like your "Born This Way" jackets.
826
01:04:44,363 --> 01:04:46,881
Those are very nice.
827
01:04:47,049 --> 01:04:50,419
I can see you all from up here
at the same time.
828
01:04:51,086 --> 01:04:53,154
Put your hands up.
829
01:04:54,056 --> 01:04:57,577
Let's all enjoy this moment together.
Bounce with me.
830
01:04:57,610 --> 01:04:59,912
♪ Happy in the club
With a bottle of red wine ♪
831
01:04:59,945 --> 01:05:02,296
♪ Stars in our eyes
'Cause we're having a good time ♪
832
01:05:02,464 --> 01:05:04,332
♪ Eh-eh, eh-eh ♪
833
01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:06,368
♪ So happy I could die ♪
834
01:05:07,136 --> 01:05:09,155
♪ Be your best friend
Yeah, I'll love you forever ♪
835
01:05:09,188 --> 01:05:11,891
♪ Up in the clouds
We'll be higher than ever ♪
836
01:05:11,924 --> 01:05:13,908
♪ Eh-eh, eh-eh ♪
837
01:05:14,076 --> 01:05:17,312
♪ So happy I could die
And it's all right ♪
838
01:05:23,719 --> 01:05:27,089
♪ So happy I could die
And it's all right ♪
839
01:05:33,095 --> 01:05:35,882
♪ So happy I could die
And it's all right ♪
840
01:05:35,915 --> 01:05:38,017
♪ Happy in the club
With a bottle of red wine ♪
841
01:05:38,050 --> 01:05:40,753
♪ Stars in our eyes
'Cause we're having a good time ♪
842
01:05:40,786 --> 01:05:42,655
♪ Eh-eh, eh-eh ♪
843
01:05:42,688 --> 01:05:45,473
♪ So happy I could die ♪
844
01:05:45,641 --> 01:05:47,927
♪ Be your best friend
Yeah, I'll love you forever ♪
845
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:50,278
♪ Up in the clouds
We'll be higher than ever ♪
846
01:05:50,446 --> 01:05:52,398
♪ Eh-eh, eh-eh ♪
847
01:05:52,431 --> 01:05:56,150
♪ So happy I could die
And it's all right ♪
848
01:05:59,121 --> 01:06:00,873
Oh, no...
849
01:06:00,906 --> 01:06:03,124
...the twister.
850
01:06:03,292 --> 01:06:08,214
It's left my friends and I off
in a very strange place.
851
01:06:08,247 --> 01:06:13,935
A deep, dark and evil place.
852
01:06:14,870 --> 01:06:18,773
In the deepest, darkest part...
853
01:06:19,408 --> 01:06:21,676
...of Central Park.
854
01:06:21,844 --> 01:06:23,679
Put your paws up.
855
01:06:25,848 --> 01:06:27,182
♪ Yeah ♪
856
01:06:28,450 --> 01:06:31,052
♪ Dancing, yeah ♪
857
01:06:33,655 --> 01:06:35,456
♪ Yeah ♪
858
01:06:36,425 --> 01:06:37,677
♪ Dancing ♪
859
01:06:37,710 --> 01:06:39,795
Put your paws up.
860
01:06:41,797 --> 01:06:43,131
♪ Yeah ♪
861
01:06:44,199 --> 01:06:45,366
♪ Dancing ♪
862
01:06:45,534 --> 01:06:47,168
Put your paws up.
863
01:07:11,827 --> 01:07:13,829
♪ Don't call me Gaga ♪
864
01:07:16,031 --> 01:07:17,565
♪ Don't call me Gaga ♪
865
01:07:25,374 --> 01:07:27,442
♪ Don't call me Gaga ♪
866
01:07:28,977 --> 01:07:32,080
♪ I've never seen one like that before ♪
867
01:07:35,250 --> 01:07:37,619
♪ Don't look at me like that ♪
868
01:07:38,554 --> 01:07:39,672
♪ You amaze me ♪
869
01:07:39,705 --> 01:07:42,508
♪ He ate my heart
He ate my heart ♪
870
01:07:42,541 --> 01:07:43,709
♪ You little monster ♪
871
01:07:43,742 --> 01:07:46,260
♪ He ate my heart
He ate my heart out ♪
872
01:07:46,428 --> 01:07:47,713
♪ You amaze me ♪
873
01:07:47,746 --> 01:07:51,532
♪ He ate my heart
He ate my heart ♪
874
01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:55,087
♪ He ate my heart
He ate my heart out ♪
875
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:58,973
♪ Look at him, look at me ♪
876
01:07:59,141 --> 01:08:02,895
♪ That boy is bad, and honestly ♪
877
01:08:02,928 --> 01:08:07,066
♪ He's a wolf in disguise ♪
878
01:08:07,099 --> 01:08:09,802
♪ But I can't stop staring
In those evil eyes ♪
879
01:08:09,835 --> 01:08:11,971
♪ Evil eyes, evil ♪
880
01:08:12,004 --> 01:08:15,623
♪ I asked my girlfriend
If she'd seen you around before ♪
881
01:08:15,791 --> 01:08:19,879
♪ She mumbled something
While we got down on the floor ♪
882
01:08:19,912 --> 01:08:22,081
♪ We might've fucked
Not really sure ♪
883
01:08:22,114 --> 01:08:23,749
♪ Don't quite recall ♪
884
01:08:23,782 --> 01:08:26,118
♪ But something tells me
That I've seen him before ♪
885
01:08:26,151 --> 01:08:27,386
Put your hands up.
886
01:08:27,419 --> 01:08:35,419
♪ That boy is a monster
Monster ♪
887
01:08:38,631 --> 01:08:43,769
♪ That boy is a monster ♪
888
01:08:43,802 --> 01:08:47,755
-♪ He ate my heart ♪
-♪ I love that girl ♪
889
01:08:47,923 --> 01:08:49,475
♪ He ate my heart ♪
890
01:08:49,508 --> 01:08:51,659
♪ Wanna talk to her
She's hot as hell ♪
891
01:08:51,827 --> 01:08:55,581
-♪ He ate my heart ♪
-♪ I love that girl ♪
892
01:08:55,614 --> 01:08:57,316
♪ He ate my heart ♪
893
01:08:57,349 --> 01:08:59,133
♪ Wanna talk to her
She's hot as hell ♪
894
01:08:59,301 --> 01:09:02,755
♪ He licked his lips
Said to me ♪
895
01:09:02,788 --> 01:09:06,926
♪ "Girl, you look
Good enough to eat" ♪
896
01:09:06,959 --> 01:09:10,563
♪ Put his arms around me ♪
897
01:09:10,596 --> 01:09:15,016
♪ Said, "Boy, now get your paws
Right off of me" ♪
898
01:09:16,118 --> 01:09:19,805
♪ I asked my girlfriend
If she'd seen you around before ♪
899
01:09:19,838 --> 01:09:23,824
♪ She mumbled something
While we got down on the floor ♪
900
01:09:23,992 --> 01:09:26,145
♪ We might've fucked
Not really sure ♪
901
01:09:26,178 --> 01:09:27,446
♪ Don't quite recall ♪
902
01:09:27,479 --> 01:09:30,197
♪ But something tells me
That I've seen him here before ♪
903
01:09:30,365 --> 01:09:31,866
Put your paws up.
904
01:09:32,034 --> 01:09:40,034
♪ That boy is a monster
Monster ♪
905
01:09:42,611 --> 01:09:47,733
♪ That boy is a monster ♪
906
01:09:47,766 --> 01:09:51,519
-♪ He ate my heart ♪
-♪ I love that girl ♪
907
01:09:51,687 --> 01:09:53,472
♪ He ate my heart ♪
908
01:09:53,505 --> 01:09:55,489
♪ Wanna talk to her
She's hot as hell ♪
909
01:09:55,657 --> 01:09:59,812
-♪ He ate my heart ♪
-♪ I love that girl ♪
910
01:09:59,845 --> 01:10:01,814
♪ He ate my heart ♪
911
01:10:01,847 --> 01:10:03,798
♪ Wanna talk to her
She's hot as hell ♪
912
01:10:04,299 --> 01:10:07,920
♪ He ate my heart
He ate my heart ♪
913
01:10:07,953 --> 01:10:11,739
♪ Instead he's the monster in my bed ♪
914
01:10:12,174 --> 01:10:16,162
♪ He ate my heart
He ate my heart ♪
915
01:10:16,195 --> 01:10:19,298
♪ Instead he's the monster in my bed ♪
916
01:10:19,331 --> 01:10:24,051
♪ I wanna just dance
But he took me home instead ♪
917
01:10:24,219 --> 01:10:27,855
♪ There was a monster in my bed ♪
918
01:10:28,023 --> 01:10:31,043
♪ We French kissed
On a subway train ♪
919
01:10:31,076 --> 01:10:32,945
♪ He tore my clothes right off ♪
920
01:10:32,978 --> 01:10:36,731
♪ He ate my heart
And then he ate my brain ♪
921
01:10:38,567 --> 01:10:39,801
♪ I love that girl ♪
922
01:10:41,470 --> 01:10:43,522
♪ Wanna talk to her
She's hot as hell ♪
923
01:10:43,555 --> 01:10:47,259
♪ He ate my heart
He ate my heart ♪
924
01:10:47,292 --> 01:10:49,510
♪ He ate my heart ♪
925
01:10:49,678 --> 01:10:51,597
♪ Wanna talk to her
She's hot as hell ♪
926
01:10:51,630 --> 01:10:52,980
♪ That boy, that boy ♪
927
01:10:53,148 --> 01:10:54,500
♪ That boy, that boy, that boy ♪
928
01:10:54,533 --> 01:10:57,703
♪ That boy is a monster
Monster ♪
929
01:10:57,736 --> 01:11:00,521
♪ Could I love him? ♪
930
01:11:01,890 --> 01:11:04,692
♪ Could I love him? ♪
931
01:11:05,427 --> 01:11:08,563
♪ Could I love him? ♪
932
01:11:09,765 --> 01:11:11,199
Put your paws up, New York.
933
01:11:14,102 --> 01:11:16,904
♪ Could I love him? ♪
934
01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:20,408
♪ Could I love him? ♪
935
01:11:22,110 --> 01:11:24,612
♪ Could I love him? ♪
936
01:11:34,489 --> 01:11:37,158
Do you think I'm sexy?
937
01:11:39,628 --> 01:11:42,197
Because I think you're sexy.
938
01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:48,102
I used to get bullied a lot
in high school...
939
01:11:48,270 --> 01:11:51,023
...by these really awful, mean girls...
940
01:11:51,056 --> 01:11:54,375
...who weighed about 30 pounds
less than I did.
941
01:11:56,278 --> 01:11:59,848
And it used to make me feel
really bad about myself.
942
01:12:00,448 --> 01:12:02,716
But I'm here to tell you...
943
01:12:02,884 --> 01:12:04,603
...that someday you'll have...
944
01:12:04,636 --> 01:12:08,656
...a stage upon which
to stand and sing and dance...
945
01:12:08,824 --> 01:12:11,726
...in front of all those
who bullied you before.
946
01:12:18,133 --> 01:12:19,834
Do you feel sexy?
947
01:12:25,907 --> 01:12:28,876
You know, I'm kind of like Tinker Bell.
948
01:12:29,044 --> 01:12:32,781
You know how Tinker Bell will die
if you don't clap for her?
949
01:12:34,916 --> 01:12:37,369
Do you want me to die?
950
01:12:37,402 --> 01:12:40,154
Scream for me!
951
01:12:49,431 --> 01:12:51,933
Some people would like me to die.
952
01:12:54,269 --> 01:12:58,273
But I'm not going anywhere.
953
01:13:01,910 --> 01:13:05,397
Does anyone know what I hate
almost as much as I hate money?
954
01:13:05,430 --> 01:13:07,047
-Truth!
-The truth!
955
01:13:07,215 --> 01:13:10,484
Yes, I hate the truth.
956
01:13:10,652 --> 01:13:14,253
The French call it "la vérité."
957
01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:17,130
Je deteste la vérité.
958
01:13:17,525 --> 01:13:19,226
In fact, I hate the truth so much...
959
01:13:19,394 --> 01:13:24,165
...I'd prefer a giant dose of bullshit
any day over the truth.
960
01:13:26,034 --> 01:13:30,872
So, mes petits monstres...
961
01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:35,710
♪ Show me your teeth ♪
962
01:13:37,379 --> 01:13:39,732
♪ Don't be scared ♪
963
01:13:39,765 --> 01:13:42,201
♪ I've done this before ♪
964
01:13:42,234 --> 01:13:44,403
♪ Show me your teeth ♪
965
01:13:44,436 --> 01:13:46,053
♪ Let me see your teeth ♪
966
01:13:48,790 --> 01:13:51,559
♪ Show me your teeth ♪
967
01:13:52,527 --> 01:13:53,961
♪ Show me your teeth ♪
968
01:13:56,298 --> 01:13:59,518
-♪ Don't want no money ♪
-♪ Want your money ♪
969
01:13:59,551 --> 01:14:01,235
♪ That shit is ugly ♪
970
01:14:01,403 --> 01:14:03,823
-♪ Just want your sex ♪
-♪ Want your sex ♪
971
01:14:03,856 --> 01:14:06,458
Get on your feet!
972
01:14:06,491 --> 01:14:09,728
-♪ Take a bite of my bad girl meat ♪
-♪ Bad girl meat ♪
973
01:14:09,761 --> 01:14:11,278
-♪ Stand up ♪
-♪ Take a bite of me ♪
974
01:14:11,446 --> 01:14:14,248
-♪ Show me your teeth ♪
-♪ Let me see your mean ♪
975
01:14:16,685 --> 01:14:19,071
-♪ Got no direction ♪
-♪ No direction ♪
976
01:14:19,104 --> 01:14:21,455
♪ I need direction ♪
977
01:14:21,623 --> 01:14:24,892
♪ Just got my vamp
Got my vamp ♪
978
01:14:26,728 --> 01:14:30,182
-♪ Take a bite of my bad girl meat ♪
-♪ Bad girl meat ♪
979
01:14:30,215 --> 01:14:31,717
♪ Take a bite of me, boy ♪
980
01:14:31,750 --> 01:14:33,494
-♪ Show me your teeth ♪
-♪ The truth is sexy ♪
981
01:14:33,518 --> 01:14:35,869
♪ Show me your teeth ♪
982
01:14:36,304 --> 01:14:38,357
♪ Tell me something that'll save me ♪
983
01:14:38,390 --> 01:14:41,310
-♪ I need a man who makes me all right ♪
-♪ A man who makes me all right ♪
984
01:14:41,443 --> 01:14:43,162
♪ Tell me something that'll change me ♪
985
01:14:43,195 --> 01:14:45,397
♪ I'm gonna love you
With my hands tied ♪
986
01:14:45,430 --> 01:14:47,581
-♪ Show me your teeth ♪
-♪ Just tell me when ♪
987
01:14:47,749 --> 01:14:50,202
-♪ Show me your teeth ♪
-♪ Open your mouth, boy ♪
988
01:14:50,235 --> 01:14:52,653
-♪ Show me your teeth ♪
-♪ Show me what you got ♪
989
01:14:52,821 --> 01:14:54,956
♪ Show me your teeth ♪
990
01:14:56,491 --> 01:14:59,760
-♪ Got no salvation ♪
-♪ No salvation ♪
991
01:14:59,928 --> 01:15:01,513
♪ Got no salvation ♪
992
01:15:01,546 --> 01:15:03,197
♪ I got no religion ♪
993
01:15:03,365 --> 01:15:04,450
Thank you.
994
01:15:04,483 --> 01:15:06,285
♪ My religion is you ♪
995
01:15:06,318 --> 01:15:10,155
-♪ Take a bite of my bad girl meat ♪
-♪ Bad girl meat ♪
996
01:15:10,188 --> 01:15:13,307
♪ Oh! Show me your teeth ♪
997
01:15:13,475 --> 01:15:15,543
♪ Show me your teeth ♪
998
01:15:16,378 --> 01:15:19,047
-♪ Got my addictions ♪
-♪ My addictions ♪
999
01:15:21,716 --> 01:15:24,236
-♪ And I love to fix 'em ♪
-♪ And I love to fix 'em ♪
1000
01:15:24,269 --> 01:15:26,605
♪ No one's perfect ♪
1001
01:15:26,638 --> 01:15:28,540
♪ Take a bite of my bad girl... ♪
1002
01:15:28,573 --> 01:15:30,791
Get up, dance.
1003
01:15:31,226 --> 01:15:35,563
-♪ Show me your teeth ♪
-♪ Show me your teeth ♪
1004
01:15:36,398 --> 01:15:38,050
♪ Tell me something that'll save me ♪
1005
01:15:38,083 --> 01:15:41,220
-♪ I need a man who makes me all right ♪
-♪ A man who makes me all right ♪
1006
01:15:41,253 --> 01:15:43,455
♪ Tell me something that'll change me ♪
1007
01:15:43,488 --> 01:15:45,357
♪ I'm gonna love you
With my hands tied ♪
1008
01:15:45,390 --> 01:15:47,741
-♪ Show me your teeth ♪
-♪ Just tell me when ♪
1009
01:15:47,909 --> 01:15:50,177
-♪ Show me your teeth ♪
-♪ Open your mouth, boy ♪
1010
01:15:50,345 --> 01:15:52,731
♪ Show me your teeth
Show me what you got ♪
1011
01:15:52,764 --> 01:15:55,282
♪ Show me your teeth, teeth
Teeth, teeth ♪
1012
01:15:55,450 --> 01:15:57,169
♪ Show me your teeth ♪
1013
01:15:57,202 --> 01:15:59,120
Come on, New York.
1014
01:15:59,788 --> 01:16:01,206
♪ My religion is you ♪
1015
01:16:01,239 --> 01:16:03,857
-Get on your feet!
-♪ My religion is you ♪
1016
01:16:04,025 --> 01:16:05,926
Let's go.
1017
01:16:06,094 --> 01:16:08,514
Hello, lady bunny.
1018
01:16:08,547 --> 01:16:10,716
I see you from all the way over here.
1019
01:16:10,749 --> 01:16:14,286
You better work that weave, girl,
just like I am.
1020
01:16:14,319 --> 01:16:15,821
I paid for it.
1021
01:16:15,854 --> 01:16:18,205
♪ Help, need a man
Now show me your fangs ♪
1022
01:16:18,373 --> 01:16:19,591
Come on, Montana.
1023
01:16:19,624 --> 01:16:21,226
♪ Now show me your fangs ♪
1024
01:16:21,259 --> 01:16:24,229
Some people would say
that Montana is not a religious woman.
1025
01:16:24,262 --> 01:16:26,914
But we think my finding a man
is a damn religion.
1026
01:16:27,082 --> 01:16:28,467
♪ Save me ♪
1027
01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:31,637
-♪ I need a man who makes me all right ♪
-♪ A man who makes me all right ♪
1028
01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:33,387
♪ Tell me something that'll change me ♪
1029
01:16:33,555 --> 01:16:35,341
♪ I'm gonna love you
With my hands ♪
1030
01:16:35,374 --> 01:16:37,676
-♪ Show me your teeth ♪
-♪ Just tell me when ♪
1031
01:16:37,709 --> 01:16:40,127
-♪ Show me your teeth ♪
-♪ Open your mouth, boy ♪
1032
01:16:40,295 --> 01:16:42,715
♪ Show me your teeth
Show me what you got ♪
1033
01:16:42,748 --> 01:16:45,250
♪ Show me your teeth, teeth
Teeth, teeth ♪
1034
01:16:45,283 --> 01:16:47,267
♪ Show me your teeth ♪
1035
01:16:47,435 --> 01:16:51,056
Some people say
that I'm not a religious woman.
1036
01:16:51,089 --> 01:16:54,942
So come on, New York,
let's go to church.
1037
01:16:55,110 --> 01:16:57,896
♪ Show me your teeth ♪
1038
01:16:57,929 --> 01:17:00,265
-♪ Show me your teeth ♪
-♪ Show me your teeth ♪
1039
01:17:00,298 --> 01:17:02,901
♪ Show me your teeth ♪
1040
01:17:02,934 --> 01:17:06,353
♪ Show me your teeth, teeth
Teeth, teeth ♪
1041
01:17:06,521 --> 01:17:08,907
-♪ Show me your teeth ♪
-♪ Show me your teeth ♪
1042
01:17:08,940 --> 01:17:13,612
♪ Show me your teeth ♪
1043
01:17:13,645 --> 01:17:15,796
♪ Teeth, teeth, teeth, teeth ♪
1044
01:17:25,106 --> 01:17:27,441
Spanky...
1045
01:17:27,609 --> 01:17:30,362
...all the way from
the Church of Philadelphia...
1046
01:17:30,395 --> 01:17:32,713
♪ Show me your teeth ♪
1047
01:17:39,154 --> 01:17:41,689
♪ Show me your teeth ♪
1048
01:17:50,665 --> 01:17:54,820
Just in case
any of you were wondering...
1049
01:17:54,853 --> 01:17:59,907
...if I ever lip-synch during my shows...
1050
01:18:02,343 --> 01:18:05,112
...the answer is no.
1051
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:06,432
I never lip-synch.
1052
01:18:06,465 --> 01:18:09,902
I never have lip-synched.
And I never will.
1053
01:18:09,935 --> 01:18:13,906
And as long as you're paying money
to buy a ticket to see my show...
1054
01:18:13,939 --> 01:18:16,075
...I'm not gonna waste
your goddamn time...
1055
01:18:16,108 --> 01:18:20,279
...watching some bitch lip-synch her way
through an HBO special.
1056
01:18:20,312 --> 01:18:23,282
♪ Show me your teeth
Teeth ♪
1057
01:18:23,315 --> 01:18:28,569
♪ Teeth ♪
1058
01:18:32,574 --> 01:18:36,144
Especially not while Liza's watching.
1059
01:18:36,344 --> 01:18:38,879
♪ Show me your teeth
Teeth, teeth ♪
1060
01:18:39,047 --> 01:18:41,582
♪ Teeth ♪
1061
01:18:49,257 --> 01:18:51,425
♪ Jesus ♪
1062
01:18:51,593 --> 01:18:54,362
♪ Jesus, are you listenin'? ♪
1063
01:18:54,762 --> 01:18:57,015
♪ Jesus over there in heaven ♪
1064
01:18:57,048 --> 01:18:59,800
Jesus, I'm confused.
1065
01:19:00,501 --> 01:19:04,389
Jesus, some people say that you only
love a certain kind of person...
1066
01:19:04,422 --> 01:19:10,377
...with certain kind of beliefs
or background or sexual orientation.
1067
01:19:11,112 --> 01:19:13,447
But, Jesus, you have blessed me.
1068
01:19:13,615 --> 01:19:17,603
And every night,
myself and the entire Haus of Gaga...
1069
01:19:17,636 --> 01:19:20,806
...bleed to death
in front of 24,000 people...
1070
01:19:20,839 --> 01:19:23,675
...talking about love and unity.
1071
01:19:23,708 --> 01:19:29,730
So I'm quite certain
that Jesus must love everybody!
1072
01:19:33,668 --> 01:19:35,803
Jesus loves...
1073
01:19:39,173 --> 01:19:41,008
...everybody.
1074
01:19:42,210 --> 01:19:45,012
♪ Show me your teeth ♪
1075
01:19:50,151 --> 01:19:53,320
♪ Show me your teeth ♪
1076
01:19:57,859 --> 01:20:01,480
♪ Show me your teeth
Teeth, teeth ♪
1077
01:20:01,513 --> 01:20:05,800
♪ Teeth ♪
1078
01:20:07,035 --> 01:20:10,155
You are such an asshole.
1079
01:20:10,188 --> 01:20:11,605
You know that?
1080
01:20:11,773 --> 01:20:14,526
You are such an asshole
on that instrument.
1081
01:20:14,559 --> 01:20:19,698
You are so goddamn disrespectful
on that guitar.
1082
01:20:19,731 --> 01:20:23,902
Who taught you to play
guitar like that, Jesus?
1083
01:20:23,935 --> 01:20:27,187
♪ Show me your teeth
Teeth, teeth ♪
1084
01:20:27,355 --> 01:20:29,757
♪ Teeth ♪
1085
01:20:37,899 --> 01:20:41,386
Everybody, this is Michael.
1086
01:20:41,419 --> 01:20:44,671
Michael's from Germany.
1087
01:20:44,711 --> 01:20:46,848
Wie gehts, Michael?
1088
01:20:47,775 --> 01:20:49,576
You're so cute.
1089
01:20:49,744 --> 01:20:51,863
That's so nice.
1090
01:20:51,896 --> 01:20:54,014
I like Michael...
1091
01:20:54,182 --> 01:20:56,350
...because Michael likes
girls from New York.
1092
01:21:01,289 --> 01:21:03,108
I also like Michael...
1093
01:21:03,141 --> 01:21:06,427
...because Michael likes
boys from New York.
1094
01:21:10,698 --> 01:21:16,203
Just like Jesus,
Michael loves everybody.
1095
01:21:19,207 --> 01:21:21,827
So come on, Kern.
1096
01:21:21,860 --> 01:21:25,212
Kern's a bad bass player.
1097
01:21:26,347 --> 01:21:29,134
And I told them last night
when they came to see my show...
1098
01:21:29,167 --> 01:21:30,802
...I said when I...
1099
01:21:30,835 --> 01:21:34,688
When I auditioned my band,
I closed my eyes.
1100
01:21:35,656 --> 01:21:38,058
I didn't look at them when they came in.
I closed my eyes.
1101
01:21:38,226 --> 01:21:40,879
I said, "I don't want to know
what they look like.
1102
01:21:40,912 --> 01:21:43,864
I wanna hear how they feel."
1103
01:21:44,599 --> 01:21:48,787
And when I heard this man
play the bass...
1104
01:21:48,820 --> 01:21:51,723
...I knew it was his destiny.
1105
01:21:51,756 --> 01:21:53,707
♪ Show me your teeth ♪
1106
01:21:59,614 --> 01:22:02,750
♪ Show me your teeth ♪
1107
01:22:09,590 --> 01:22:10,942
Michael.
1108
01:22:10,975 --> 01:22:14,561
♪ I don't care who you are ♪
1109
01:22:14,729 --> 01:22:17,616
♪ Or what you believe ♪
1110
01:22:17,649 --> 01:22:22,087
♪ All I care about is
How you feel about me ♪
1111
01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:29,176
♪ Show me your teeth ♪
1112
01:22:33,514 --> 01:22:35,033
I love you too.
1113
01:22:35,066 --> 01:22:37,851
♪ Show me your teeth
Teeth, teeth ♪
1114
01:22:38,019 --> 01:22:40,421
♪ Teeth ♪
1115
01:22:43,391 --> 01:22:45,426
There it is.
1116
01:22:46,127 --> 01:22:47,728
The eternal fountain.
1117
01:22:51,332 --> 01:22:56,003
The only fountain in the world
that bleeds for you.
1118
01:22:57,104 --> 01:23:00,974
Because my religion is you,
little monsters.
1119
01:23:02,610 --> 01:23:04,345
And tonight...
1120
01:23:05,746 --> 01:23:07,632
...like every night...
1121
01:23:07,665 --> 01:23:09,483
...my religion is New York.
1122
01:23:30,204 --> 01:23:32,539
♪ Alejandro ♪
1123
01:23:33,741 --> 01:23:36,343
♪ Alejandro ♪
1124
01:23:50,124 --> 01:23:53,760
♪ I know that we are young
And I know that you may love me ♪
1125
01:23:53,928 --> 01:24:00,768
♪ But I just can't be with you
Like this any more, Alejandro ♪
1126
01:24:02,703 --> 01:24:04,604
♪ I can't live without you ♪
1127
01:24:04,772 --> 01:24:06,740
♪ I can't breathe without you ♪
1128
01:24:06,908 --> 01:24:08,827
♪ Without you I have nothing ♪
1129
01:24:08,860 --> 01:24:10,644
Yeah, right.
1130
01:24:15,816 --> 01:24:18,585
Sing for me.
Let me hear how strong you are.
1131
01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:22,489
-♪ She's got both hands ♪
-♪ Both hands ♪
1132
01:24:22,657 --> 01:24:25,177
-♪ In her pocket ♪
-♪ In her pocket ♪
1133
01:24:25,210 --> 01:24:28,847
-♪ And she won't look at you ♪
-♪ Won't look at you ♪
1134
01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:31,832
-♪ She hides true love ♪
-♪ True love ♪
1135
01:24:31,856 --> 01:24:34,711
-♪ En su bolsillo ♪
-♪ Su bolsillo ♪
1136
01:24:34,735 --> 01:24:39,724
♪ She's got a halo around her finger
Around you ♪
1137
01:24:39,757 --> 01:24:42,375
♪ You know that I love you, boy ♪
1138
01:24:42,543 --> 01:24:44,796
♪ Hot like Mexico
Rejoice ♪
1139
01:24:44,829 --> 01:24:46,798
♪ At this point I've gotta choose ♪
1140
01:24:46,831 --> 01:24:48,533
♪ Nothing to lose ♪
1141
01:24:48,566 --> 01:24:53,420
♪ Don't call my name
Don't call my name, Alejandro ♪
1142
01:24:53,588 --> 01:24:58,510
♪ I'm not your babe
I'm not your babe, Fernando ♪
1143
01:24:58,543 --> 01:25:00,794
♪ Don't wanna kiss
Don't wanna touch ♪
1144
01:25:00,962 --> 01:25:03,215
♪ Just smoke my cigarette and hush ♪
1145
01:25:03,248 --> 01:25:07,419
♪ Don't call my name
Don't call my name, Roberto ♪
1146
01:25:07,452 --> 01:25:08,687
Hands up.
1147
01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:11,372
♪ Alejandro, Alejandro ♪
1148
01:25:13,874 --> 01:25:17,477
♪ Ale-Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro ♪
1149
01:25:18,646 --> 01:25:21,181
♪ Alejandro, Alejandro ♪
1150
01:25:23,784 --> 01:25:27,254
♪ Ale-Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro ♪
1151
01:25:28,522 --> 01:25:32,859
♪ Stop, please
Just let me go ♪
1152
01:25:33,027 --> 01:25:36,915
♪ Alejandro
Just let me go ♪
1153
01:25:36,948 --> 01:25:42,687
♪ She's not broken
She's just a baby ♪
1154
01:25:42,720 --> 01:25:46,206
♪ But her boyfriend's like her dad
Just like her dad ♪
1155
01:25:46,374 --> 01:25:52,297
♪ And all those flames that
Burned before him ♪
1156
01:25:52,330 --> 01:25:56,283
♪ Now he's gotta firefight
Gotta cool the bad ♪
1157
01:25:57,585 --> 01:25:59,571
♪ You know that I love you, boy ♪
1158
01:25:59,604 --> 01:26:02,507
♪ Hot like Mexico
Rejoice ♪
1159
01:26:02,540 --> 01:26:04,491
♪ At this point I've gotta choose ♪
1160
01:26:04,659 --> 01:26:06,411
Put your hands up.
1161
01:26:06,444 --> 01:26:10,982
♪ Don't call my name
Don't call my name, Alejandro ♪
1162
01:26:11,015 --> 01:26:16,187
♪ I'm not your babe
I'm not your babe, Fernando ♪
1163
01:26:16,220 --> 01:26:18,471
♪ Don't wanna kiss
Don't wanna touch ♪
1164
01:26:18,639 --> 01:26:20,607
♪ Just smoke my cigarette and hush ♪
1165
01:26:20,775 --> 01:26:25,964
♪ Don't call my name
Don't call my name, Roberto ♪
1166
01:26:25,997 --> 01:26:29,183
♪ Alejandro, Alejandro ♪
1167
01:26:31,385 --> 01:26:34,821
♪ Ale-Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro ♪
1168
01:26:35,489 --> 01:26:38,892
♪ Alejandro, Alejandro ♪
1169
01:26:41,128 --> 01:26:45,283
♪ Ale-Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro ♪
1170
01:26:45,316 --> 01:26:48,034
♪ Don't bother me
Don't bother me ♪
1171
01:26:50,304 --> 01:26:53,040
♪ Don't call my name
Don't call my name ♪
1172
01:26:55,076 --> 01:26:58,079
♪ I'm not your babe
I'm not your babe ♪
1173
01:26:59,980 --> 01:27:02,649
♪ Don't wanna kiss
Don't wanna touch ♪
1174
01:27:02,817 --> 01:27:04,603
♪ Fernando ♪
1175
01:27:04,636 --> 01:27:09,441
♪ Don't call my name
Don't call my name, Alejandro ♪
1176
01:27:09,474 --> 01:27:14,245
♪ I'm not your babe
I'm not your babe, Fernando ♪
1177
01:27:14,278 --> 01:27:16,563
♪ Don't wanna kiss
Don't wanna touch ♪
1178
01:27:16,731 --> 01:27:18,883
♪ Just smoke my cigarette and hush ♪
1179
01:27:18,916 --> 01:27:21,501
♪ Don't call my name
Don't call my name ♪
1180
01:27:21,669 --> 01:27:24,322
Now put your hands up for equality.
1181
01:27:24,355 --> 01:27:27,592
♪ Alejandro, Alejandro ♪
1182
01:27:27,625 --> 01:27:30,528
Because we all love
and we all fight the same.
1183
01:27:30,561 --> 01:27:33,546
♪ Ale-Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro ♪
1184
01:27:34,181 --> 01:27:36,917
♪ Alejandro, Alejandro ♪
1185
01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:43,423
♪ Ale-Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro ♪
1186
01:27:43,591 --> 01:27:48,279
♪ Don't call my name
Don't call my name, Alejandro ♪
1187
01:27:48,312 --> 01:27:52,932
♪ I'm not your babe
I'm not your babe, Fernando ♪
1188
01:27:53,100 --> 01:27:55,453
♪ Don't wanna kiss
Don't wanna touch ♪
1189
01:27:55,486 --> 01:27:57,704
♪ Just smoke my cigarette and hush ♪
1190
01:27:57,872 --> 01:28:02,961
♪ Don't call my name
Don't call my name, Roberto ♪
1191
01:28:02,994 --> 01:28:04,912
♪ Alejandro ♪
1192
01:28:34,223 --> 01:28:35,949
♪ Mum mum mum mah ♪
1193
01:28:38,356 --> 01:28:40,082
♪ Mum mum mum mah ♪
1194
01:28:40,114 --> 01:28:41,949
Do you hear that?
1195
01:28:42,450 --> 01:28:43,860
♪ Mum mum mum mah ♪
1196
01:28:43,884 --> 01:28:48,253
-This is the record that changed my life.
-♪ Mum mum mum mah ♪
1197
01:28:49,089 --> 01:28:50,757
Just like you.
1198
01:28:50,781 --> 01:28:52,593
-♪ Mum mum mum mah ♪
-Now dance.
1199
01:28:54,659 --> 01:28:56,385
♪ Mum mum mum mah ♪
1200
01:28:59,533 --> 01:29:03,069
♪ I wanna hold 'em
Like they do in Texas plays ♪
1201
01:29:03,237 --> 01:29:06,057
♪ Fold 'em, let 'em hit me
Raise it, baby, stay with me ♪
1202
01:29:06,090 --> 01:29:07,258
♪ I love it ♪
1203
01:29:07,291 --> 01:29:10,977
♪ Lovegame intuition
Play the cards with spades to start ♪
1204
01:29:11,145 --> 01:29:15,482
♪ And after he's been hooked
I'll play the one that's on his heart ♪
1205
01:29:15,506 --> 01:29:19,629
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh ♪
1206
01:29:19,653 --> 01:29:23,390
♪ I'll get him hot
Show him what I've got ♪
1207
01:29:23,414 --> 01:29:27,771
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh ♪
1208
01:29:27,795 --> 01:29:30,430
♪ I'll get him hot
Show him what I... ♪
1209
01:29:30,598 --> 01:29:31,683
Now jump.
1210
01:29:31,716 --> 01:29:33,651
♪ Can't read my
Can't read my ♪
1211
01:29:33,684 --> 01:29:37,670
♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪
1212
01:29:37,838 --> 01:29:39,906
♪ She's got me like nobody ♪
1213
01:29:40,074 --> 01:29:41,793
♪ Can't read my
Can't read my ♪
1214
01:29:41,826 --> 01:29:45,663
♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪
1215
01:29:45,696 --> 01:29:48,047
-♪ She's got me like nobody ♪
-Now scream.
1216
01:29:48,215 --> 01:29:50,917
♪ Poker face, poker face ♪
1217
01:29:52,286 --> 01:29:54,755
♪ Poker face, poker face ♪
1218
01:29:56,457 --> 01:29:59,677
♪ I wanna roll with him
A hard pair we will be ♪
1219
01:29:59,710 --> 01:30:02,729
♪ A little gambling is fun
When you're with me ♪
1220
01:30:02,897 --> 01:30:03,982
♪ I love it ♪
1221
01:30:04,015 --> 01:30:07,452
♪ Russian roulette
Is not the same without a gun ♪
1222
01:30:07,485 --> 01:30:11,838
♪ And, baby, when it's love
If it's not rough, it isn't fun, fun ♪
1223
01:30:11,862 --> 01:30:16,086
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh ♪
1224
01:30:16,110 --> 01:30:20,013
♪ I'll get him hot
Show him what I've got ♪
1225
01:30:20,037 --> 01:30:24,160
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh ♪
1226
01:30:24,184 --> 01:30:26,953
♪ I'll get him hot
Show him what I... ♪
1227
01:30:27,121 --> 01:30:28,273
Come on.
1228
01:30:28,306 --> 01:30:30,341
♪ Can't read my
Can't read my ♪
1229
01:30:30,374 --> 01:30:33,860
♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪
1230
01:30:34,028 --> 01:30:36,214
♪ She's got me like nobody ♪
1231
01:30:36,247 --> 01:30:38,249
♪ Can't read my
Can't read my ♪
1232
01:30:38,282 --> 01:30:42,135
♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪
1233
01:30:42,303 --> 01:30:44,589
-♪ She's got me like nobody ♪
-Now scream!
1234
01:30:44,622 --> 01:30:47,307
♪ Poker face, poker face ♪
1235
01:30:48,742 --> 01:30:51,529
♪ Poker face, poker face ♪
1236
01:30:51,562 --> 01:30:54,632
♪ I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you ♪
1237
01:30:54,665 --> 01:30:56,616
♪ 'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin ♪
1238
01:30:56,784 --> 01:31:00,839
♪ I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue gunnin' ♪
1239
01:31:00,872 --> 01:31:02,707
♪ Just like a chick in the casino ♪
1240
01:31:02,740 --> 01:31:05,009
♪ Take your bank
Before I pay you out ♪
1241
01:31:05,042 --> 01:31:06,793
♪ I promise this
Promise this ♪
1242
01:31:06,961 --> 01:31:08,780
♪ Check this hand
'Cause I'm marvellous ♪
1243
01:31:08,813 --> 01:31:10,515
♪ Can't read my
Can't read my ♪
1244
01:31:10,548 --> 01:31:14,285
♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪
1245
01:31:14,318 --> 01:31:16,669
-♪ She's got me like nobody ♪
-Jump!
1246
01:31:16,837 --> 01:31:18,756
♪ Can't read my
Can't read my ♪
1247
01:31:18,789 --> 01:31:22,008
♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪
1248
01:31:22,176 --> 01:31:24,629
♪ She's got me like nobody ♪
1249
01:31:24,662 --> 01:31:26,531
♪ Can't read my
Can't read my ♪
1250
01:31:26,564 --> 01:31:30,168
♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪
1251
01:31:30,201 --> 01:31:32,819
♪ She's got me like nobody ♪
1252
01:31:32,987 --> 01:31:34,839
♪ Can't read my
Can't read my ♪
1253
01:31:34,872 --> 01:31:38,476
♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪
1254
01:31:38,509 --> 01:31:40,411
♪ She's got me like nobody ♪
1255
01:31:40,444 --> 01:31:42,629
Yeah!
1256
01:31:50,337 --> 01:31:52,272
Come on, make me sweat.
1257
01:32:32,813 --> 01:32:34,465
You guys...
1258
01:32:34,498 --> 01:32:37,016
...I think that the Monster Ball
is just up ahead...
1259
01:32:37,184 --> 01:32:38,903
...maybe on the right?
1260
01:32:38,936 --> 01:32:42,389
Are you sure, Gaga?
It doesn't look too good.
1261
01:32:43,857 --> 01:32:45,391
-Ian.
-Yeah?
1262
01:32:45,559 --> 01:32:48,646
I can't see you. Champagne?
1263
01:32:48,679 --> 01:32:51,564
I'm here, Gaga, but I don't think
we should go any more.
1264
01:32:51,732 --> 01:32:53,284
It's so dark out here.
1265
01:32:53,317 --> 01:32:56,587
Oh, come on, you guys.
We can't give up now.
1266
01:32:56,620 --> 01:32:59,672
The Monster Ball
is the greatest party on the planet.
1267
01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:03,243
And tonight
it's at Madison Square Garden.
1268
01:33:05,979 --> 01:33:07,413
I'm scared.
1269
01:33:07,948 --> 01:33:09,849
I think it's just up ahead.
1270
01:33:10,017 --> 01:33:12,352
It's just so dark I can't see.
1271
01:33:14,788 --> 01:33:17,490
You know, I think I'm just gonna go.
1272
01:33:17,658 --> 01:33:19,143
-What?
-Ian, come on.
1273
01:33:19,176 --> 01:33:21,594
Oh, come on, Ian,
you wouldn't leave me, would you?
1274
01:33:21,762 --> 01:33:24,931
Gaga, you know I love you,
but you're going too far.
1275
01:33:25,099 --> 01:33:27,819
-You're going too far, Gaga.
-What?
1276
01:33:27,852 --> 01:33:31,805
You can't leave me here by myself.
It's dark. I can't see.
1277
01:33:35,609 --> 01:33:39,379
Even if the whole world
turns their back on you...
1278
01:33:41,448 --> 01:33:43,783
...you always have yourself.
1279
01:34:00,667 --> 01:34:02,468
No!
1280
01:34:04,471 --> 01:34:06,973
It's the monster.
1281
01:34:07,141 --> 01:34:09,309
It's the fame monster.
1282
01:34:19,586 --> 01:34:21,305
♪ We are the crowd ♪
1283
01:34:21,338 --> 01:34:23,189
♪ We're c-comin' out ♪
1284
01:34:23,357 --> 01:34:27,078
♪ Got my flash on, it's true
Need that picture of you ♪
1285
01:34:27,111 --> 01:34:29,814
♪ It so magical ♪
1286
01:34:29,847 --> 01:34:34,267
♪ We'd be so fantastico ♪
1287
01:34:36,303 --> 01:34:37,922
♪ Leather and jeans ♪
1288
01:34:37,955 --> 01:34:39,824
♪ Garage glamorous ♪
1289
01:34:39,857 --> 01:34:41,759
♪ Not sure what it means ♪
1290
01:34:41,792 --> 01:34:43,961
♪ But this photo of us ♪
1291
01:34:43,994 --> 01:34:46,312
♪ It don't have a price ♪
1292
01:34:46,480 --> 01:34:50,401
♪ Ready for those flashing lights ♪
1293
01:34:50,434 --> 01:34:52,852
I recognize all of you.
Sing it.
1294
01:34:53,020 --> 01:34:58,076
♪ I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me ♪
1295
01:34:58,109 --> 01:35:01,179
♪ Papa-paparazzi ♪
1296
01:35:01,212 --> 01:35:04,315
♪ Baby, there's no other superstar ♪
1297
01:35:04,348 --> 01:35:09,487
♪ You know that I'll be
Your papa-paparazzi ♪
1298
01:35:09,520 --> 01:35:12,505
♪ Promise I'll be kind ♪
1299
01:35:12,673 --> 01:35:18,029
♪ But I won't stop until that boy is mine ♪
1300
01:35:18,062 --> 01:35:23,049
♪ Baby, you'll be famous
Chase you down until you love me ♪
1301
01:35:23,217 --> 01:35:25,870
♪ Papa-paparazzi ♪
1302
01:35:25,903 --> 01:35:28,339
Thank you so much for being so brave.
1303
01:35:28,372 --> 01:35:30,074
You look so amazing.
1304
01:35:30,107 --> 01:35:32,977
Now help me kill him.
Get your cameras out.
1305
01:35:33,010 --> 01:35:34,627
Take that monster's picture.
1306
01:35:34,795 --> 01:35:38,249
♪ I'll be your girl
Backstage at your show ♪
1307
01:35:38,282 --> 01:35:42,386
♪ Velvet ropes and guitars
Yeah, 'cause you're my rock star ♪
1308
01:35:42,419 --> 01:35:48,407
♪ In between the sets
Eyeliner and cigarettes ♪
1309
01:35:48,575 --> 01:35:51,195
Oh, no, he's taking off my clothes.
1310
01:35:51,228 --> 01:35:54,765
♪ Shadow is burnt
Yellow dance and we turn ♪
1311
01:35:54,798 --> 01:35:58,784
♪ My lashes are dry
Purple teardrops I cry ♪
1312
01:35:58,952 --> 01:36:05,558
♪ It don't have a price
Loving you is my cherry pie ♪
1313
01:36:05,726 --> 01:36:07,979
♪ 'Cause you know that, baby, I ♪
1314
01:36:08,012 --> 01:36:12,984
♪ I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me ♪
1315
01:36:13,017 --> 01:36:16,320
♪ Papa-paparazzi ♪
1316
01:36:16,353 --> 01:36:19,490
♪ Baby, there's no other superstar ♪
1317
01:36:19,523 --> 01:36:24,662
♪ You know that I'll be
Your papa-paparazzi ♪
1318
01:36:24,695 --> 01:36:27,698
♪ Promise I'll be kind ♪
1319
01:36:27,731 --> 01:36:29,849
♪ But I won't stop until that boy is mine ♪
1320
01:36:30,017 --> 01:36:31,985
Just eat me already.
1321
01:36:32,919 --> 01:36:38,124
♪ Baby, you'll be famous
Chase you down until you love me ♪
1322
01:36:38,292 --> 01:36:41,612
♪ Papa-paparazzi ♪
1323
01:36:41,645 --> 01:36:45,598
♪ Real good
We dance in the studio ♪
1324
01:36:45,766 --> 01:36:50,021
♪ Snap, snap
To that shit on the radio ♪
1325
01:36:50,054 --> 01:36:54,559
♪ Don't stop for anyone ♪
1326
01:36:54,592 --> 01:36:57,577
♪ We're plastic but we still have fun ♪
1327
01:36:58,245 --> 01:37:03,267
♪ I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me ♪
1328
01:37:03,300 --> 01:37:06,370
♪ Papa-paparazzi ♪
1329
01:37:06,403 --> 01:37:09,722
♪ Baby, there's no other superstar ♪
1330
01:37:09,890 --> 01:37:14,527
♪ You know that I'll be
Your papa-paparazzi ♪
1331
01:37:14,695 --> 01:37:16,080
♪ Promise I'll be kind ♪
1332
01:37:16,113 --> 01:37:21,334
Monsters, if we stick together,
we can do anything.
1333
01:37:23,236 --> 01:37:24,403
♪ Baby, you'll be famous ♪
1334
01:37:24,571 --> 01:37:26,105
And when they ask you:
1335
01:37:27,274 --> 01:37:30,995
"How was Gaga at the Monster Ball...
1336
01:37:31,028 --> 01:37:33,613
...at Madison Square Garden?"
1337
01:37:34,981 --> 01:37:36,767
You tell them:
1338
01:37:36,800 --> 01:37:38,684
"She burned the place...
1339
01:37:39,286 --> 01:37:44,291
We burned that place
to the fucking ground!"
1340
01:37:50,163 --> 01:37:52,049
We did it.
1341
01:37:52,082 --> 01:37:53,966
We killed him.
1342
01:37:57,237 --> 01:37:59,672
Now let's get out of here.
1343
01:38:00,974 --> 01:38:03,609
Let's go to the Monster Ball.
1344
01:38:05,011 --> 01:38:06,445
Good night.
1345
01:38:07,314 --> 01:38:09,082
Good night, monsters.
1346
01:38:09,516 --> 01:38:13,170
Friends, be yourself.
1347
01:38:13,203 --> 01:38:15,588
Love who you are.
1348
01:38:15,756 --> 01:38:17,023
Be proud.
1349
01:38:17,457 --> 01:38:20,726
And never give up on your dreams.
1350
01:38:20,894 --> 01:38:22,962
Because you were
born this way, baby.
1351
01:39:02,042 --> 01:39:07,784
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1352
01:39:07,808 --> 01:39:10,977
♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪
1353
01:39:11,195 --> 01:39:16,937
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1354
01:39:16,983 --> 01:39:21,053
♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪
1355
01:39:21,383 --> 01:39:24,634
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1356
01:39:24,658 --> 01:39:26,544
We did it.
1357
01:39:26,577 --> 01:39:28,479
♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪
1358
01:39:28,512 --> 01:39:30,096
We did it, monsters.
1359
01:39:32,032 --> 01:39:34,300
We made it to the Monster Ball.
1360
01:39:34,468 --> 01:39:38,205
We made it to Madison Square Garden
in New York City.
1361
01:39:38,461 --> 01:39:40,817
♪ Ra ra-ah-ah-ah ♪
1362
01:39:40,841 --> 01:39:42,960
Did you have the time of your life?
1363
01:39:42,993 --> 01:39:45,429
Do you feel free, monster?
1364
01:39:45,462 --> 01:39:46,679
♪ Want your bad romance ♪
1365
01:39:46,847 --> 01:39:48,909
-Dance!
-♪ Ra ra-ah-ah-ah ♪
1366
01:39:48,933 --> 01:39:50,655
♪ Roma roma-ma ♪
1367
01:39:50,679 --> 01:39:52,929
♪ Gaga, oh la-la ♪
1368
01:39:52,953 --> 01:39:54,672
♪ Want your bad romance ♪
1369
01:39:54,705 --> 01:39:59,009
♪ I want your ugly
I want your disease ♪
1370
01:39:59,042 --> 01:40:01,927
♪ I want your everything
As long as it's free ♪
1371
01:40:02,095 --> 01:40:04,548
♪ I want your love ♪
1372
01:40:04,581 --> 01:40:05,898
♪ Love, love, love ♪
1373
01:40:06,066 --> 01:40:08,368
♪ I want your love ♪
1374
01:40:11,037 --> 01:40:14,573
♪ I want your drama
The touch of your hand ♪
1375
01:40:14,741 --> 01:40:18,010
♪ I want your leather-studded kiss
In the sand ♪
1376
01:40:18,178 --> 01:40:20,831
♪ I want your love ♪
1377
01:40:20,864 --> 01:40:22,199
♪ Love, love, love ♪
1378
01:40:22,232 --> 01:40:24,450
♪ I want your love ♪
1379
01:40:27,053 --> 01:40:29,121
♪ You know that I want you ♪
1380
01:40:29,289 --> 01:40:31,342
♪ And you know that I need you ♪
1381
01:40:31,375 --> 01:40:35,179
-♪ I want it bad, your bad romance ♪
-Sing it!
1382
01:40:35,212 --> 01:40:38,315
♪ I want your love
And I want your revenge ♪
1383
01:40:38,348 --> 01:40:42,234
♪ You and me could write
A bad romance ♪
1384
01:40:43,169 --> 01:40:46,223
♪ I want your love
And all your lover's revenge ♪
1385
01:40:46,256 --> 01:40:49,575
♪ You and me could write
A bad romance ♪
1386
01:40:49,641 --> 01:40:53,523
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1387
01:40:53,547 --> 01:40:54,581
Sing it.
1388
01:40:55,015 --> 01:40:58,118
♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪
1389
01:40:58,242 --> 01:41:03,332
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1390
01:41:03,356 --> 01:41:06,392
♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪
1391
01:41:07,269 --> 01:41:09,331
♪ Ra ra-ah-ah-ah ♪
1392
01:41:09,355 --> 01:41:11,077
♪ Roma roma-ma ♪
1393
01:41:11,101 --> 01:41:13,351
♪ Gaga, oh la-la ♪
1394
01:41:13,500 --> 01:41:15,319
♪ Want your bad romance ♪
1395
01:41:15,352 --> 01:41:19,505
♪ I want your horror
I want your design ♪
1396
01:41:19,673 --> 01:41:22,626
♪ 'Cause you're a criminal
As long as you're mine ♪
1397
01:41:22,659 --> 01:41:25,077
♪ I want your love ♪
1398
01:41:25,245 --> 01:41:26,697
♪ Love, love, love ♪
1399
01:41:26,730 --> 01:41:28,714
♪ I want your love ♪
1400
01:41:31,985 --> 01:41:35,706
♪ I want your psycho
Your vertigo shtick, hey ♪
1401
01:41:35,739 --> 01:41:38,624
♪ Want you in my rear window
Baby, you're sick ♪
1402
01:41:38,792 --> 01:41:41,312
♪ I want your love ♪
1403
01:41:41,345 --> 01:41:42,913
♪ Love, love, love ♪
1404
01:41:42,946 --> 01:41:44,830
-♪ I want your love ♪
-♪ Love, love, love ♪
1405
01:41:44,998 --> 01:41:47,651
-♪ I want your love ♪
-Put your paws up!
1406
01:41:47,684 --> 01:41:49,935
♪ You know that I want you ♪
1407
01:41:50,103 --> 01:41:51,722
♪ 'Cause I'm a free bitch, baby ♪
1408
01:41:51,755 --> 01:41:53,090
♪ I want your bad ♪
1409
01:41:53,123 --> 01:41:55,459
-♪ Your bad romance ♪
-Jump!
1410
01:41:55,492 --> 01:41:59,111
♪ I want your love
And I want your revenge ♪
1411
01:41:59,279 --> 01:42:02,582
♪ You and me could write
A bad romance ♪
1412
01:42:04,117 --> 01:42:07,271
♪ I want your love
And all your lover's revenge ♪
1413
01:42:07,304 --> 01:42:10,356
♪ You and me could write
A bad romance ♪
1414
01:42:10,834 --> 01:42:14,503
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1415
01:42:14,527 --> 01:42:15,661
Sing it!
1416
01:42:15,829 --> 01:42:18,698
♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪
1417
01:42:18,824 --> 01:42:23,980
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1418
01:42:24,004 --> 01:42:26,873
♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪
1419
01:42:28,011 --> 01:42:30,073
♪ Ra ra-ah-ah-ah ♪
1420
01:42:30,097 --> 01:42:31,819
♪ Roma roma-ma ♪
1421
01:42:31,843 --> 01:42:34,093
♪ Gaga, oh la-la ♪
1422
01:42:34,347 --> 01:42:36,015
♪ Want your bad romance ♪
1423
01:42:36,783 --> 01:42:40,219
Okay, you better not leave
when this song is over.
1424
01:42:40,387 --> 01:42:43,941
Because there might be just one more
surprise. Paws up!
1425
01:42:43,974 --> 01:42:46,110
♪ Walk, walk, fashion baby ♪
1426
01:42:46,143 --> 01:42:48,312
♪ Work it, move that bitch, crazy ♪
1427
01:42:48,345 --> 01:42:50,147
♪ Walk, walk, fashion baby ♪
1428
01:42:50,180 --> 01:42:52,249
♪ Work it, move that bitch, crazy ♪
1429
01:42:52,282 --> 01:42:54,166
♪ Walk, walk, fashion baby ♪
1430
01:42:54,334 --> 01:42:56,220
♪ Work it, move that bitch, crazy ♪
1431
01:42:56,253 --> 01:42:58,237
♪ Walk, walk, fashion baby ♪
1432
01:42:58,405 --> 01:43:00,824
♪ Work it, I'm a free bitch, baby ♪
1433
01:43:00,857 --> 01:43:04,643
♪ I want your love
And I want your revenge ♪
1434
01:43:04,811 --> 01:43:08,748
♪ I want your love
I don't wanna be friends ♪
1435
01:43:08,846 --> 01:43:12,833
♪ Je veux ton amour
Et je veux ta revenge ♪
1436
01:43:12,857 --> 01:43:15,031
♪ Je veux ton amour ♪
1437
01:43:15,055 --> 01:43:17,490
♪ I don't wanna be friends ♪
1438
01:43:18,858 --> 01:43:20,359
♪ I don't wanna be friends ♪
1439
01:43:20,527 --> 01:43:22,780
♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪
1440
01:43:22,813 --> 01:43:26,417
♪ I don't wanna be friends ♪
1441
01:43:26,450 --> 01:43:28,419
♪ Want your bad romance ♪
1442
01:43:28,452 --> 01:43:30,321
Now jump.
1443
01:43:30,354 --> 01:43:32,623
♪ Want your bad romance ♪
1444
01:43:32,656 --> 01:43:35,793
♪ I want your love
And I want your revenge ♪
1445
01:43:35,826 --> 01:43:39,512
♪ You and me could write
A bad romance ♪
1446
01:43:41,081 --> 01:43:43,901
♪ I want your love
And all your lover's revenge ♪
1447
01:43:43,934 --> 01:43:47,071
♪ You and me could write
A bad romance ♪
1448
01:43:47,104 --> 01:43:50,841
Jump, New York. I love you.
1449
01:43:50,874 --> 01:43:52,743
♪ Want your bad romance ♪
1450
01:43:52,776 --> 01:43:55,312
♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪
1451
01:43:55,345 --> 01:43:56,929
♪ Want your bad romance ♪
1452
01:43:56,953 --> 01:43:59,208
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1453
01:43:59,232 --> 01:44:01,867
♪ Want your bad romance ♪
1454
01:44:01,909 --> 01:44:04,511
♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪
1455
01:44:04,789 --> 01:44:06,851
♪ Ra ra-ah-ah-ah ♪
1456
01:44:06,875 --> 01:44:08,597
♪ Roma roma-ma ♪
1457
01:44:08,621 --> 01:44:10,871
♪ Gaga, oh la-la ♪
1458
01:44:11,044 --> 01:44:13,212
♪ Want your bad romance ♪
1459
01:44:40,140 --> 01:44:43,160
If you scream really loud...
1460
01:44:43,193 --> 01:44:45,845
...I might just do one more.
1461
01:44:51,618 --> 01:44:54,253
I could just do one more.
1462
01:45:17,577 --> 01:45:19,612
♪ Want your bad romance ♪
1463
01:45:31,925 --> 01:45:34,712
♪ It doesn't matter if you love him ♪
1464
01:45:34,745 --> 01:45:37,263
♪ Or capital H-I-M ♪
1465
01:45:42,135 --> 01:45:44,421
♪ Just put your paws up ♪
1466
01:45:44,454 --> 01:45:46,805
♪ 'Cause you were born this way, baby ♪
1467
01:45:58,084 --> 01:46:02,005
♪ My mama told me when I was young ♪
1468
01:46:02,038 --> 01:46:05,891
♪ We are all born superstars ♪
1469
01:46:06,059 --> 01:46:09,713
♪ She rolled my hair
And put my lipstick on ♪
1470
01:46:09,746 --> 01:46:12,665
♪ In the glass of her boudoir ♪
1471
01:46:13,766 --> 01:46:16,802
♪ There's nothing wrong
With loving who you are ♪
1472
01:46:16,970 --> 01:46:19,706
♪ She said
'Cause he made you perfect, babe ♪
1473
01:46:22,008 --> 01:46:25,362
♪ So hold your head up, girl
And you'll go far ♪
1474
01:46:25,395 --> 01:46:27,379
♪ Listen to me when I say ♪
1475
01:46:27,547 --> 01:46:28,714
Come on.
1476
01:46:28,882 --> 01:46:32,402
♪ I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes ♪
1477
01:46:32,435 --> 01:46:36,288
♪ I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way ♪
1478
01:46:36,456 --> 01:46:39,910
♪ Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set ♪
1479
01:46:39,943 --> 01:46:44,948
♪ I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way ♪
1480
01:46:44,981 --> 01:46:48,233
♪ There ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way ♪
1481
01:46:48,401 --> 01:46:52,556
-♪ Baby, I was born this way ♪
-♪ Born this way ♪
1482
01:46:52,589 --> 01:46:55,826
♪ There ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way ♪
1483
01:46:55,859 --> 01:46:59,930
♪ I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way ♪
1484
01:46:59,963 --> 01:47:03,867
♪ Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen ♪
1485
01:47:03,900 --> 01:47:05,684
♪ Don't be a drag, just be a queen ♪
1486
01:47:05,852 --> 01:47:08,238
♪ Don't be ♪
1487
01:47:08,271 --> 01:47:11,256
♪ Give yourself prudence
And love your friends ♪
1488
01:47:11,424 --> 01:47:14,226
♪ Subway kid, rejoice your truth ♪
1489
01:47:16,062 --> 01:47:21,434
♪ In the religion of the insecure
I must be myself, respect my youth ♪
1490
01:47:23,536 --> 01:47:26,590
♪ A different lover is not a sin ♪
1491
01:47:26,623 --> 01:47:29,341
♪ Believe capital H-I-M ♪
1492
01:47:29,509 --> 01:47:31,361
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
1493
01:47:31,394 --> 01:47:34,364
♪ I love my life
I love this record and ♪
1494
01:47:34,397 --> 01:47:36,548
♪ Mi amore vole fe yah ♪
1495
01:47:36,716 --> 01:47:38,150
Come on, jump!
1496
01:47:38,318 --> 01:47:42,306
♪ I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes ♪
1497
01:47:42,339 --> 01:47:45,909
♪ I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way ♪
1498
01:47:45,942 --> 01:47:49,646
♪ Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set ♪
1499
01:47:49,679 --> 01:47:54,284
♪ I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way ♪
1500
01:47:54,317 --> 01:47:58,288
♪ There ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way ♪
1501
01:47:58,321 --> 01:48:02,125
-♪ Baby, I was born this way ♪
-♪ Born this way ♪
1502
01:48:02,158 --> 01:48:05,043
♪ There ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way ♪
1503
01:48:05,211 --> 01:48:09,348
♪ I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way ♪
1504
01:48:13,219 --> 01:48:15,221
♪ Don't be ♪
1505
01:48:17,056 --> 01:48:19,191
♪ Don't be a drag, just be a queen ♪
1506
01:48:19,359 --> 01:48:23,213
♪ Whether you're broke or evergreen
You're Black, white, beige, chola descent ♪
1507
01:48:23,246 --> 01:48:25,197
♪ You're Lebanese, you're Orient ♪
1508
01:48:25,365 --> 01:48:28,952
♪ Whether life's disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied or teased ♪
1509
01:48:28,985 --> 01:48:30,954
♪ Rejoice and love yourself today ♪
1510
01:48:30,987 --> 01:48:33,038
♪ 'Cause, baby, you were born this way ♪
1511
01:48:50,523 --> 01:48:52,776
♪ No matter ♪
1512
01:48:52,809 --> 01:48:57,329
♪ Gay, straight or bi
Lesbian, transgendered life ♪
1513
01:48:57,497 --> 01:49:00,484
♪ I'm on the right track, baby ♪
1514
01:49:00,517 --> 01:49:04,855
♪ I was born to survive ♪
1515
01:49:04,888 --> 01:49:06,639
♪ Survive ♪
1516
01:49:07,673 --> 01:49:08,707
Come on.
1517
01:49:08,875 --> 01:49:12,496
♪ There ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way ♪
1518
01:49:12,529 --> 01:49:14,798
♪ Baby, I was born this way ♪
1519
01:49:14,831 --> 01:49:16,615
Jump with me.
1520
01:49:16,783 --> 01:49:17,935
♪ There ain't no other way ♪
1521
01:49:17,968 --> 01:49:20,337
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1522
01:49:20,370 --> 01:49:24,374
♪ I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way ♪
1523
01:49:24,407 --> 01:49:27,911
-♪ I was born this way ♪
-♪ Hey, I was born this way, hey ♪
1524
01:49:27,944 --> 01:49:32,182
♪ I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way ♪
1525
01:49:32,215 --> 01:49:35,567
♪ I was born this way, hey
I was born this way, hey ♪
1526
01:49:35,735 --> 01:49:39,923
♪ I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way, hey ♪
1527
01:49:39,956 --> 01:49:42,174
♪ Same DNA ♪
1528
01:49:43,943 --> 01:49:46,478
♪ I'm born this way ♪
1529
01:49:47,747 --> 01:49:49,982
♪ Same DNA ♪
1530
01:49:51,717 --> 01:49:53,685
♪ I'm born this way ♪
1531
01:50:30,456 --> 01:50:33,692
Wow, that's how you leave
the fucking Garden.
1532
01:50:33,860 --> 01:50:35,679
That's how you leave the Garden.
1533
01:50:35,712 --> 01:50:37,314
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
1534
01:50:37,347 --> 01:50:39,698
-That's how you leave the Garden.
-Look at my dad.
1535
01:50:39,866 --> 01:50:41,618
But you'll be right back though.
1536
01:50:41,651 --> 01:50:43,286
Some little girl gave it to me.
1537
01:50:43,319 --> 01:50:45,670
Oh, thanks, Dad.
1538
01:50:49,609 --> 01:50:52,129
Now it's time to do
what real rock stars do:
1539
01:50:52,162 --> 01:50:54,247
Go to sleep.
1540
01:51:10,863 --> 01:51:15,834
♪ My mama told me
When I was young ♪
1541
01:51:16,002 --> 01:51:21,258
♪ We are all born superstars ♪
1542
01:51:21,291 --> 01:51:26,096
♪ She rolled my hair
And put my lipstick on ♪
1543
01:51:26,129 --> 01:51:29,348
♪ In the glass of her boudoir ♪
1544
01:51:31,551 --> 01:51:35,405
♪ There's nothing wrong
With loving who you are ♪
1545
01:51:35,438 --> 01:51:39,591
♪ She said
'Cause he made you perfect, babe ♪
1546
01:51:41,294 --> 01:51:46,016
♪ So hold your head up, girl
And you'll go far ♪
1547
01:51:46,049 --> 01:51:50,053
♪ Listen to me when I say ♪
1548
01:51:50,086 --> 01:51:55,158
♪ I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes ♪
1549
01:51:55,191 --> 01:52:00,263
♪ I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way ♪
1550
01:52:00,296 --> 01:52:05,283
♪ Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set ♪
1551
01:52:05,451 --> 01:52:11,374
♪ I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way ♪
1552
01:52:11,407 --> 01:52:16,461
♪ There ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way ♪
1553
01:52:16,629 --> 01:52:21,918
-♪ Baby, I was born this way ♪
-♪ Born this way ♪
1554
01:52:21,951 --> 01:52:25,637
♪ There ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way ♪
1555
01:52:25,805 --> 01:52:32,077
♪ I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way ♪
1556
01:52:32,245 --> 01:52:36,600
♪ Give yourself prudence
And love your friends ♪
1557
01:52:36,633 --> 01:52:40,986
♪ Subway kid, rejoice your truth ♪
1558
01:52:42,421 --> 01:52:50,421
♪ In the religion of the insecure
I must be myself, respect my youth ♪
1559
01:52:52,465 --> 01:52:59,990
♪ A different lover is not a sin
Believe capital H-I-M ♪
1560
01:53:00,023 --> 01:53:02,425
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
1561
01:53:02,458 --> 01:53:06,311
♪ I love my life
I love this record and ♪
1562
01:53:11,150 --> 01:53:16,139
♪ I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes ♪
1563
01:53:16,172 --> 01:53:21,311
♪ I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way ♪
1564
01:53:21,344 --> 01:53:26,316
♪ Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set ♪
1565
01:53:26,349 --> 01:53:32,322
♪ I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way ♪
1566
01:53:32,355 --> 01:53:37,075
♪ There ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way ♪
1567
01:53:37,243 --> 01:53:41,097
♪ Baby, I was born this way ♪
1568
01:53:41,130 --> 01:53:42,380
♪ Born this way ♪
1569
01:53:42,548 --> 01:53:46,436
♪ There ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way ♪
1570
01:53:46,469 --> 01:53:52,742
♪ I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way ♪
1571
01:53:52,775 --> 01:53:59,749
♪ No matter gay, straight or bi
Lesbian, transgendered life ♪
1572
01:53:59,782 --> 01:54:06,404
♪ I'm on the right track, baby
I was born to survive ♪
1573
01:54:06,572 --> 01:54:13,011
♪ No matter Black, white or beige
Chola or Orient-made ♪
1574
01:54:13,179 --> 01:54:20,619
♪ I'm on the right track, baby
I was born to be brave ♪
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