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Nothing, dude.
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This fucking sucks.
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I threw my cell phone away
four months ago.
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It's just an expensive, useless shit.
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It has to start working again
at some point.
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What for?
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The important thing
is that we're alive, right?
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Only half-alive without a cell phone.
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It's crazy, you know?
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That thing.
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That was going to hit us.
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It's practically impossible.
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They say getting fucked by an alien
is more likely.
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That shit's crazy.
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It was going to hit us, but instead,
it just passed us by. What was that?
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Maybe we disgust it.
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It saw us from above and said...
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"What a drag. I'll pass."
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Well, it's still watching us.
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Hopefully it'll change its mind.
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How are things at home?
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STOCK MARKET CRASH
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Seven days after the impact was announced,
global stocks continue to plummet.
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The apocalypse will be the end of money.
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Nothing has any value now,
except one thing.
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Drugs.
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Dope.
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Drugs.
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Guys, now's the time to invest.
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DRUGS PRICE INCREASES BY 500%
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Dope.
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FORMER SMOKERS START SMOKING AGAIN
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Man, one gram is expensive!
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- Guys...
- Now's the time...
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- Invest.
- ...to try heroin.
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Bartering is back.
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- It's back.
- Try heroin.
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TRADE 1L OLIVE OIL
FOR 1G HASHISH
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Five kilos of oranges and a jet ski.
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Bartering.
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For this shit!
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Drugs.
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Dope.
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Drugs.
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Capitalism, arrivederci.
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Drugs.
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Us? We don't drink alcohol.
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DRUG CONSUMPTION UP 500%
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Look, look!
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Meth, mescaline, ketamine, cocaine.
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Now's the time...
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MDMA, peyote, ayahuasca, hashish,
fentanyl, LSD, acid, pink cocaine...
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Dope.
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But alcohol...
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THE WORLD IS GOING TO END
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No.
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DRUGS FOR SALE
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ANYWAY
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FORMENTERA ISLAND
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Can I help?
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The tooth thingy's mine.
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I bought it.
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You bought it for me, Tomás.
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Well, if you don't want me to take it,
there's only one way to...
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No, you're not staying here.
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Please, Julia, this isn't like you.
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Don't tell me what I'm like. Just go.
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Where?
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Is that what you want?
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Okay.
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Fine.
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That's not how you use it.
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Julia.
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Where's my Betis jersey?
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The Alfonso Pérez Muñoz one.
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Well, just so you know,
I'm not leaving until I find it.
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It's signed, man.
That jersey is worth a lot.
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What are you doing?
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Where is it?
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If the jersey doesn't show up,
I'm not leaving.
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It's mine, the Betis one. Damn it.
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What does it say?
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It's a trap.
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Where are you going?
You don't know if it's from your mom.
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I'm sure.
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If you're being coerced, tell me.
Give me a sign.
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Tomás, go home
and finish packing your bags.
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I love you.
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I love you both.
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Are you kidding me?
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Look.
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Remember when you put my green sweater
in the washing machine?
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- It shrunk.
- What are you saying?
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You almost threw it away,
but I stretched it and stretched it,
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until it finally fit.
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It looks terrible on you.
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That's what I'm talking about,
second chances.
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You never wear it.
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Give me a break, Noa.
It's a little scratchy, but useful.
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I'm the same.
A little scratchy, but useful.
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- You can't just throw me away...
- Tomás!
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm sorry about all of this, really.
I need you.
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I see.
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Well, we don't need you.
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Come on, Noa.
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What have you done to your hair?
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Where's Dad?
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Have some, honey. You're too skinny.
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How did it happen?
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How did what happen, honey?
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Well... A heart attack.
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Poor thing. He survived the meteorite
just to kick the bucket lying in bed.
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What a bummer.
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The world could end at any moment.
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So what do we do now?
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Let's call a funeral home.
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Although, with all this mess,
I don't know if funeral homes will be...
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Don't worry.
You don't need to do anything.
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I just wanted you to know
so you can say goodbye.
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If we were able
to get through the apocalypse without you,
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we definitely don't need you now.
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Seriously, Mom? Next to Lola?
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Who?
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A tortoise she had as a child.
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Dad wanted to be buried in San Amaro.
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He always said so.
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Get him out.
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Your father's hometown is far away
and the hole is right here.
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Bury him.
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No.
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Julia, it's too dangerous.
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The world now is no place
for someone like you.
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Someone like me.
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Come on.
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Damn it.
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Dad.
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I'm gonna get you out.
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NO COVERAGE
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Forget it.
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So you smoke now?
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You saw how it ended for your dad.
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I plan to enjoy every second I've got left
until my end of the world comes.
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Grandma's right.
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I don't know what the big deal is
if I smoke.
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Noa, please shut up.
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She's taking too long, isn't she?
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Yusarmy knows what she's doing.
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Where did you find her?
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She showed up at the house one day,
asking for work,
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shortly after your mom left us
the way she did.
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She's been taking care of us
all this time.
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Not a big talker, but she's a good kid.
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That Toyota Corolla is a bit...
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She's got attitude.
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- Seriously?
- Seriously.
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You too, Grandma, with your fiery hair.
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What about you, honey?
Got yourself a boyfriend?
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No.
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Girlfriend?
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Well.
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Take your time.
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I hope you choose better
than your grandma and mom did.
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By the way, where is he?
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I thought he'd come,
if only to show his face.
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He stayed at home to...
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fix the generator that broke down.
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But we're fine. Totally fine. Great.
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Better than ever.
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I think the apocalypse
really brought us closer together.
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Damn. Look at that.
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What are you doing?
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I don't know how they do things
where you're from,
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but that's my dad in there.
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He's not just some spare tire.
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Got it?
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You've always been a daddy's girl,
that's for sure.
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What a pain.
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All girls are daddy's girls.
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Even if their dads are assholes?
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Even more so.
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The mother's personality
also plays a part.
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And the daughter's.
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My Julia here didn't make it easy for me.
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If you'd let me do my own thing,
it would've gone better.
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Hypocrite.
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It's not the same, Noa.
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And you stay out of this.
It's grown-up talk, all right?
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Being a mother is a pain in the ass.
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Your old lady trusts you. Okay, my boy?
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Hey, easy now. Stay calm.
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Stay calm and keep a cool head.
Okay, honey? You got this.
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All you have to do is pretend you're hurt,
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and when they get close, you...
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I stab them on the side.
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Very good.
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Don't be a pussy now.
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Whoever it is, a girl, a guy,
an old man... I don't care.
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- Okay, Mom.
- Anyone. That's my boy.
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I love you.
You're a big man already, balls and all!
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Go on. Go get 'em. Let's go.
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Relax, just wait.
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Mom, I don't feel good.
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Stop, you son of bitch.
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Stop!
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My baby! My baby!
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Are you crazy? Stop the car!
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I've already told you, Julia.
The world is a dangerous place.
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If you want to bury your father,
get used to it.
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Take a number and get in line.
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Otherwise, this will be a mess,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Sixty-three!
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Me, me.
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What have you got, José María?
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My boy made it for me for Father's Day.
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- How about a bag and a half?
- Great.
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Wait a minute.
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Don't fuck with me, Mantecao.
You gave me less than that for a huge TV.
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It was stolen.
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This is made with love.
Priceless memories, right?
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Yes.
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Are you telling me a TV
is worth more than a son's love?
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- No, but the TV was 8K.
- It was a piece of shit.
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Cooperative policy.
That's how bartering works.
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If you don't like it, go tell The Farmer,
or you can smoke rosemary.
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Number 64!
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Hey, you with the curly hair.
Who's in charge around here?
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A guy they call The Farmer. He's inside.
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Yusarmy, if you don't mind.
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No, I'll go.
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- I don't think that's a good idea, honey.
- I said I'll go.
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Number 66!
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Excuse me.
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Can I get through?
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- Hey, come on.
- Just coming through.
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- Just a moment, please.
- Cutting in line too?
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I'm not cutting in line.
I just want to talk to... the gentleman.
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It won't take a minute.
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- Excuse me.
- There is a line.
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...it's hand-painted and...
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Excuse me.
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Ma'am, please get in line.
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No, no. I'm not here for...
whatever it is you're doing here.
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I'm here to bury my father.
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I'm sorry, but you're in the wrong place.
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What do you mean? This is a cemetery.
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Maybe, but we don't bury people here.
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Number 67!
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You don't know who I am...
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you clown.
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What did you say?
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You heard me.
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Clown.
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So open that gate. Now.
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- Sorry, but it's my turn.
- That's too bad, bitch.
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Who do you think I am, a pussy?
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I'm really crazy.
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I can see that.
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So let me burry my dad
or you'll have to deal with me...
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Yeah, I know.
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Clown.
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Look, ma'am.
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What you thought we did here,
we don't do...
265
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,440
Easy, easy.
266
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,200
I want to talk to your boss.
267
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,200
Look,
268
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,320
this is a cooperative.
269
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:57,480
An enterprise, jointly owned
and democratically managed.
270
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,400
There are no bosses here.
271
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,840
But if you insist,
I'll take you to The Farmer.
272
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,880
Come on, let's go.
273
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,440
Wait. What about the rest of us?
274
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,960
He's a tough man, but he's fair.
275
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:23,200
To me, he's a visionary. He came up
with the idea when the world went to shit.
276
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,600
He said, "Look, let's use this land,
277
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:29,360
"which is protected by walls
and has a nutrient-rich soil,
278
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:33,080
"to grow something that makes things
a little more bearable for everyone."
279
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,520
What thing?
280
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,440
Farmer, these ladies want to talk to you.
281
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:41,480
Hello.
282
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:43,920
Mr. Narco.
283
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:50,240
Sorry, it's just that
we wanted to bury my father here.
284
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:53,920
We have a family niche
where my grandparents are, and...
285
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,720
So, either you help us or...
286
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,960
or you're going to have problems.
287
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,400
So, that's it really.
288
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,520
And what do we get in return?
289
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,480
We have a car.
290
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,960
No, Julia. You haven't got shit.
291
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,600
Mom, I'm trying to negotiate
with these gentlemen.
292
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:28,240
You got us into this mess just to bring
your asshole of a father here.
293
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,840
- I'm not walking home.
- Stop being so selfish.
294
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:34,800
You're the selfish one. You've let others
solve your problems your whole life.
295
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:35,840
That's over now.
296
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,800
If you want to bury him,
you're on your own.
297
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,200
I'm not giving up the car.
298
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,720
I won't do anything else
for that old bastard.
299
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,120
He doesn't deserve it.
300
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,800
And you know it.
301
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,280
You know I'm right, Julia María.
302
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,480
- Mom...
- The lady.
303
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:52,800
What?
304
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,320
- Let's go.
- What?
305
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:32,920
Is she still unconscious?
306
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,440
My God.
307
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:43,840
This racket...
This is Rafa Nadal's. I can't believe it.
308
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,000
You're kidding me!
309
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,440
Conan's sword!
310
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,600
This is the best day of my life.
311
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,560
Why did you lie to Grandma about Dad?
312
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,360
Now's not the time.
313
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,680
You two had a fight because of him, right?
314
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:18,920
Right.
315
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,040
I get it. It sucks
having to admit Grandma was right.
316
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:32,800
Noa, I know I've made a lot of mistakes
and you've had to pay the price.
317
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:36,400
But that's over now.
318
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,360
Really.
319
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:39,880
That's over.
320
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,480
- Hey, kid.
- Mom, no...
321
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,280
Kid!
322
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:51,400
Hey, why don't you come over here
and loosen these up a little?
323
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,240
Sorry, ma'am, but I can't.
324
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:59,560
I can't. It's my first day
and I need this job.
325
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,080
It's just that...
326
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,600
It's just that my daughter...
327
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,160
Her name's Noa.
328
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,400
Cute, isn't she?
329
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:19,200
It's hurting her a little.
If you just loosened it...
330
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:23,320
- If you're a gentlemen, maybe she'll...
- Mom, Mom...
331
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:24,840
Right, sorry. Okay.
332
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,200
But seriously. Look...
333
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:36,280
This is a little embarrassing,
but with the nerves, and the gluten...
334
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:39,080
Well, I feel a bit sick,
335
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,600
and I need to go to the bathroom.
336
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,160
There's no bathroom here, ma'am.
337
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:51,000
Right. But I have to...
338
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,040
You know?
339
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,720
The bathroom is out there in the field.
340
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:02,160
Well, wherever, but... I have to go.
341
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,040
Now. Right now. Please...
342
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,320
Can you loosen this up
for just a moment, please?
343
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:12,160
I need my hands
to pull down my pants or...
344
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,200
Do you want to do it for me?
345
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,200
Over there.
346
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,640
Be quick, please.
347
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,120
Turn around at least.
348
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,440
Do something.
349
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,960
Everything okay?
350
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:00,520
Yes.
351
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,080
Hey, ma'am, how much longer?
352
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,560
- Put pressure on it!
- Why did you do that?
353
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:29,560
Sit down.
354
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,680
Sit down.
355
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,480
Mom, what are you doing?
356
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,920
Can't you see he's bleeding to death?
I can't just leave him here like that.
357
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,480
You're the one who did this!
358
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,480
Hey, I already apologized!
359
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,960
It's not like you're a saint.
You had us tied up.
360
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,160
I just do what I'm told.
361
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:57,240
Now I'm going to have to tie you up, okay?
Right, I'm going to tie...
362
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,160
Well, let's tie this one...
363
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,920
Oh, my God.
364
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,200
Don't worry,
I'm not gonna tighten it up too much.
365
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,400
There we go, all done.
366
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,680
- Let's go. Let's find Grandma.
- Mom, what the fuck?
367
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,440
- Let's go find...
- What do we do with her?
368
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:17,880
- Don't leave me here.
- Fuck.
369
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,800
What are you doing? Are you crazy?
370
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,160
I'm waking her up. What should I do?
Give her a kiss and see if she comes to?
371
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,600
She's not waking up.
Maybe she's not as tough as she seems.
372
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,160
Fuck.
373
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,760
She may be intimidating,
374
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:37,000
but our little princess here was asleep
while I took care of everything.
375
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,440
One, two, three.
376
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,960
That must be where they have Grandma.
377
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,200
There's no way to get there
without being seen.
378
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:55,080
Well, there was no way
we could escape before and look at us now.
379
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,480
Let your mom think.
380
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:02,760
Let's wait until nightfall.
Less visibility, fewer people.
381
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,880
We could create a distraction.
382
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,640
We could start a fire.
383
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:13,400
Yes, let's start a fire
and when people get distracted,
384
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,360
we turn around and...
385
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,360
Where's Yusarmy?
386
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,080
No, no, no!
387
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,600
The worse you treat it,
the better the results.
388
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,800
It's like that, just like with a mule.
389
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,640
You can't drive a mule
by giving it kisses on its back.
390
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,000
That's impossible.
391
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:40,040
Plants need to be mistreated and abused.
392
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,000
If you grab the stem...
393
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:46,520
If you make a little cut on the stem
with a knife
394
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,200
and you insert a wooden wedge
so that the stem opens up,
395
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:55,400
you'll get such a body high from it
that you'll be staring into space.
396
00:29:55,480 --> 00:30:00,600
Add to that the nutrients
397
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:06,560
from all the corpses buried out there,
all the decomposing bodies.
398
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:11,680
Then the plant gets a better nourishment
and gives you far better results.
399
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,200
Welcome, ladies.
400
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,840
Sorry about earlier.
I had to make sure you can be trusted.
401
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,560
These are strange times, you know.
402
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,760
Well, you came right on time.
403
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,760
Julia, The Farmer...
404
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,080
María, please, call me José Ramón.
405
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:40,640
José Ramón is going to let us
bury your father here.
406
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,760
It's the least I can do.
407
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,040
My God, this béchamel is incredible.
408
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,120
Delicious.
409
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,680
Kid, go get three bags for the lady.
She's earned them.
410
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:55,880
Do you know how long it's been
since I ate a real croquette?
411
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:00,080
A croquette as God intended.
A proper, homemade croquette.
412
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,320
A croquette...
413
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,720
Now that I've got it all,
414
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,800
there's just one thing missing.
415
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,960
Kid! Bring me the mirrors.
416
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,400
With all this mess,
417
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,520
I've lost every photo I had of her.
418
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,960
Nothing more precious than a mother.
419
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,440
She was so goddamn beautiful.
420
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,240
You okay there, honey?
421
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,280
You miss your dad, don't you?
422
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,960
Of course, fathers are important too.
423
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,520
Where do you want to bury him?
424
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,600
Really, I feel bad.
425
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,160
We thought about it
and it's better this way.
426
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,560
But it's just a wasteland.
427
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,960
Grandpa liked to be alone.
He liked peace and quiet.
428
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,120
- Right?
- Yes.
429
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,120
He was a piece of shit.
A wasteland would suit him just fine.
430
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,120
It's no bother.
Whatever you need, you know where we are.
431
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,160
- I'll see you out--
- No.
432
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:30,920
We know the way out.
433
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,360
Don't look at the bodies,
just keep going, honey.
434
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:44,840
What an amazing woman.
435
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:49,680
The brunette's a little dull,
but all four of them are fabulous.
436
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,520
All right, then. Anyone up for Twister?
437
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,040
Wait a minute.
438
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,000
That poor girl is suffering.
439
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:11,400
Her dad's dead. She needs
these croquettes more than we do.
440
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,080
Hey, hey.
441
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,000
What's all this?
442
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:07,640
God fucking damn it!
443
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,360
Get over here.
Where do you think you're going?
444
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,160
Juan!
445
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:17,520
Drive!
446
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,840
Juan, wake up!
447
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,240
I've got a tumor.
448
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:02,880
What?
449
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:05,880
Don't worry, it's benign.
450
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:12,200
I got the envelope with the results
the day they announced the apocalypse.
451
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,480
I didn't dare to open it.
452
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,480
Until last night.
453
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:18,800
Benign.
454
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,880
Why didn't you tell us before?
455
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:25,600
What for?
456
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,160
We were all going to die anyway.
457
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,520
I didn't want you to worry,
458
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,560
or cause more suffering.
459
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:37,840
Mom.
460
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,280
Tomás left me.
461
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,840
He left both of us, months ago.
462
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,760
I knew it. What a son of a bitch.
463
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,360
That's why I didn't go to see you.
464
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,640
I was ashamed.
465
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,600
I've been pretending
everything was fine all this time
466
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,560
so Noa wouldn't realize what a mess I was.
467
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,720
But that didn't really
work out for me either.
468
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,320
The only thing I'm good at is failing.
469
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:09,720
As a mother,
470
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:11,680
as a daughter,
471
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:13,880
as a wife,
472
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,760
as a gymnast.
473
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,440
But you only took
gymnastics classes for three weeks.
474
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,800
Well, that was long enough.
475
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,640
I'm so good at failing that
I'm a failure before I've even failed.
476
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,160
That's a load of bullshit, Mom.
477
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,120
How can you be a bad mother
when you've spent
478
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,800
this entire bogus apocalypse
pretending you're okay?
479
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,320
Not to mention the tumor.
480
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,280
Exactly, with a tumor and all.
481
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:49,000
If you hadn't been so strong, you would've
gone crazy like everyone else.
482
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:52,360
But no, not you.
You sacrificed yourself for me.
483
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,320
Just like you did today
with that fake poop.
484
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,280
They had a shotgun to your head,
but you put yourself on the line
485
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,520
to save me and Grandma.
486
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,600
A loser wouldn't do that, sweetheart.
487
00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:09,000
Best of all was when Dad came home
yesterday and you told him to go to hell.
488
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,800
And that, Mom, you did for yourself.
489
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,400
That's something to be proud of.
490
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,600
I didn't have your courage.
491
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,600
You seem very brave to me.
492
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,680
And gymnastics is very demanding.
493
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,440
Don't worry.
494
00:37:58,840 --> 00:37:59,920
Mom.
495
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,000
Are you sure Dad died of a heart attack?
496
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:52,080
I'M SORRY
497
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,120
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