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- Well, it looks like
that's the last of it.

- Yeah.
- Hmm.

Before I go, a little gift
for my new star.

- Oh, Penelope.
Oh, wow, they're gorgeous.

Thank you.

- Luca and I
are so excited

to add you to our collection.

I've gotta run,
but don't forget

about our holiday party
tomorrow night.

I cannot wait
to show you off.

- Okay, I'll be there.
Thank you.

- Wonderful.
Bye, ladies.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Wow, I can't believe they
bought all of your art.

It's a little lonely
here without it.

- Ah, you'll get over it.

I nearly blacked out
when I saw that check.

I can't wait to buy people
expensive Christmas presents

instead of making them
homemade junk.

- Should I stop making
your gift now?

- Oh, no, no, no.
I love that scarf.

- It's a poncho.

- I knew that.

- Hi, honey, what time
should I pick you up

from Penn Station?

- Dad's picking me up
from the school,

so I'll just ride with him to
Rose's parents' party tonight.

- Oh, so your dad
is definitely coming?

- It's the one present
I requested for Christmas.

- One night together
as a family.

- Well, couldn't I just
crochet you something instead?

- Hmm.
See you tonight!

- Oh, my God.

What did Nicolle Wallace do
to piss you off?

I thought you liked her.
- No, I do,

but arguing with her
intelligently on Twitter

about immigration will move
the needle with Dem voters

more than a screaming match
with Ann Coulter.

- Holy shit.

- I just got a text
from my agent.

"New York Magazine"
is going to do an excerpt

from my first chapter.

- Ah, congratulations!

- Thanks.

- And you wrote the hell
out of that chapter.

- Yeah, not until
you pushed me.

Zane contributed a lot too.

- Don't be so self-effacing.

- That sounds like
Washington-speak.

- Oh, no, you see,

in D.C., we don't leave
our fingerprint on anything,

unless it's polling
in the '70s.

- Oh.

- But I do think that
we make a very good team.

- Mm-hmm.

I have a breakfast meeting.

- So do I.
Should we jump in the shower?

What?
It'll be faster.

Come on!

- And lastly, I just want
to thank all of you

for your hard work.

It's been a tumultuous year,

but you have been
extraordinary,

and we're ending the year
on a bit of very good news

from Millennial.
Kelsey.

- Two pieces of good news,
actually.

Well, first "Marriage Vacation"
was number two

on the "Times"
Holiday Reads list.

And we just got news
this morning

that "New York Magazine"
is going to excerpt

Jake Devereux's memoir
before publication.

- You've both done
a tremendous job on the book,

and I'm looking forward
to reading it.

- Yeah.
- So that is all.

Happy holidays
and thank you.

- Hey, guys,
the magazine reached out

and invited all of us
to their holiday party,

if you're available.

- Great.
Wouldn't miss it.

- Okay.

- Have a car at 7:30 at
my house for the party,

and until then please keep
that epilepsy trigger

as far away from my eyeline
as possible.

- Hey, I just got that email

from Jake's agent
before the meeting.

Sorry if I sprung that on you.

- Not sprung, I knew.

How?

- Who do you think leaked the
chapter to "New York Magazine"?

- Wow.
You're good.

- We're good.

So what time
should we head out?

- Oh, um, I'm gonna
have to meet you there,

because I'm--
I'm getting a blowout.

I'll see you there.

- I'll see you there then.

- Hey, congrats
on the excerpt,

but I'm gonna have
to miss the party tonight.

Why?

- Oh, it's family stuff.

- No! Oh, I need you there
to run interference.

Jake and Zane.

I'm kind of like
seeing both of them.

Why didn't you tell me?

- You have been gaslighting
an entire company

since I met you.

Can I have one secret?

Oh, God.

- Sergei,
it's Diana Trout in 4A.

I'm expecting someone soon.

If you can just send them up.

He did

- Surprise.

- It's so full.

So many pine needles.

It'll be Christmas
all over my carpet.

- You're welcome.
Could you, uh, scoot?

There we go.

Why don't you finish getting
dressed and I'll set it up?

Or haul it away
if you really hate it.

- I don't hate it.

- Work on that
while you're in there.

- Congratulations.

The last political book
"New York Magazine" excerpted

was "Fire and Fury,"
so you're in good company.

- Well, I don't know
if I'm on that level, but--

- Don't be so self-effacing.

- Well, I do know that I am
lucky to be in such good hands.

- Mm-hmm.

- I am going to get us
some champagne.

- Thank you.

Success looks good on us.

- We haven't even
finished the book.

- And yet,
look at all these people

already talking about it.

- What's crazy is that
we got in on the ground floor

of a huge wave of political
nostalgia in publishing.

Ah, it's gonna be a big year
for us, Peters.

What

- Nothing that
I didn't do last weekend.

- Okay, but last weekend
we were not at a party

with our author and our boss.

- Mistletoe.

That's poinsettia.

- Eh, close enough.

- Jake, it has been a pleasure,

but I have another
holiday party tonight.

I look forward
to reading the book.

- You know what,
let me walk you out.

There's something I wanted to
talk to you about in private.

- Yeah, please.

- We should get going
to the party.

You can deal with that later.

That looks lovely.
Ready?

- Slow down.

One more thing.

Do you like it?

- Ooh!

- Damn it.

- Thank you so much
for inviting us.

Your home is beautiful.
- Oh, thank you.

- Where'd you get
the sweaters from?

- Bad Hanukkah sweaters are
kind of our Christmas thing.

- Yeah, and then
on Christmas Day,

Bob makes his reindeer latkes,

and we all make fun
of a bad Christmas movie.

- Oh, I love that.
I love that.

- So when will we see
the Miller family tradition?

We don't really
have a family thing.

- Oh, we most certainly do.

- Yeah, Caitlin told me once
when we were drunk.

It sounds hilarious.
- Don't play dumb, Mom.

- Yeah, don't play dumb, honey.

- Yeah!

- Hey, no, that was our thing
when Caitlin was seven.

- Well, yeah, we've done it
every year since.

- We did in the privacy
of our own home.

- Come on, the Katzes are
doing their family thing.

Caitlin promised that
we would do ours.

- Uh, have to.

- I am dying to know
what it is.

- Well, we can't 'cause David
didn't bring an instrument.

- Oh, wait, it's in the car.

- Ah!

- Why does Dad know
about this and not me?

- Because I knew
you'd make that face

and try to get out of it.

- Yeah, a drunk promise
is still a promise.

- Please, Mom.
Please.

- I just really want to see it.
- Please, please for me.

- Please, please!

- Okay, fine.

- I'm gonna need an apron

and, like, a gallon
of eggnog heavily spiked.

- Yes!

- You're doing it!
- Hell yeah, it's Miller Time!

- Ugh, you're so weird.

- That's the woman we've been
wanting to set you up with.

- I have been wanting
to set you up with.

- Her daughter
is Rose's roommate.

- Don't worry about him.

That's the ex.
Out of the picture.

- This is just their
holiday tradition.

- Huh.

- They're really good.
- Oh, excuse me, fraulein.

There is someone
who would like to meet you.

- Charles Brooks,
this is Liza Miller.

- Very nice to meet you, Liza.

- You too.

- That's quite an act
you've got there.

- Charles owns
a publishing company.

- And didn't you used to work
in publishing, Liza?

- When I was younger.

A different life.

- Well, you two have so much
to talk about.

- There you are.
I want you to meet somebody.

Oh, sorry, hi.

- Um, this is Charles Brooks.

He's a friend of the Katzes.

This is my daughter, Caitlin.

- Hi, Caitlin.
- Hi.

Mom, Becky, just got here.

I want you to say hello.

- Oh, Becky.
I love Becky.

- Yeah.
You've never met her.

- Well, if you've met one
Becky, you've met 'em all.

Right?
Excuse us.

We can set you up
if you're interested.

- She is definitely
interesting.

- Good morning.

- Oh, good morning.

Who died and made you
Karl Lagerfeld?

- I'm just trying on looks
for Penelope's party.

Do you think I could
pull off a harness?

- Hmm, that's a choice every
woman has to make for herself.

- Ugh, David kept putting
his arm around me,

and Caitlin goaded me
into yodeling

in a roomful of strangers.

- Oh, just like
Norman Rockwell painted it.

- And then Charles showed up.

- In braids and
a makeshift dirndl

while David played
the accordion.

- Oh, this is the worst
secondhand embarrassment

I've ever felt, and my cousin
is still in "Stomp."

- Yeah, I can't wait to never
talk about it again.

Hi, good morning.

- Ugh, I thought you were
making breakfast.

This is for infants.
- It's for hangovers.

- Hey, Tilda Swinton.
- I'll take it.

Ah, what's up, Caitlin?

I, uh, I just wanted to
drop off some presents

before I head
to my mom's tonight.

- Oh.
- Oh, that's so sweet.

Thank you.
- Don't get too excited.

It's just a little
something I made.

- So is mine.

Sorry, I didn't have time
to wrap it.

- Oh.
- Merry Christmas.

- It's perfect.

- Yay.
- I love it, thank you.

- You're so welcome.

- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas. Thank you.

- You and Josh are
hanging out again?

- No, we're just friends.

"It's perfect."
Ah, he still loves you!

- And I am still
too old for him.

- Since when does he care
that you're old?

- Since I am your mom.

And my romantic relationships
are none of your business.

- I did, yeah.
Come on in, have a seat.

- You left before the party
got going last night.

Everybody was talking about
Devereux and Millennial.

We're gonna have to hunker down
and work the rest

of that book over pretty hard
over the break.

- That is actually
what I wanted to discuss.

Before I left last night,

Jake said he feels the process
could use some--

um, some streamlining.

- Whatever he wants,
I'm sure we can accommodate.

- He would prefer
to work with Kelsey

for the rest of the book.

Why?

Zane and I both worked
on that chapter.

He's the reason
it's in the magazine.

- He said he doesn't want
to tie up two editors

when one could do the job.

Now, he was very--

- Political.

- Diplomatic.

- Well, at the end of the day,

the author gets
what the author wants.

Right, Peters?

- Zane.
Zane, slow down.

- Do you wanna tell me what
that was or should I guess?

- I didn't orchestrate that.

- Okay, I'll guess.

There's something going on
between you two.

Right?

- I knew he had
a thing for you.

I should have stopped this
the second I saw it.

- I did not ask Jake
to take you off the book.

- Well, he did.

And now you have your
bestseller all to yourself.

I hope it was worth it.

- It was very nice
to meet you last night.

Very charming.

Try humiliating.

- No, not at all.

- You saw me yodel.

You might as well
have seen my naked.

Not that I'm
recommending that either.

I'm--I'm gonna go.
Merry Christmas.

- Wait.

So is this an annual thing?

- It was when we were
still together.

We did it once
when Caitlin was little,

and she begged us
every year after that.

I guess it meant more to her
than I realized.

- A few years ago, we, uh--
we hosted an Easter egg roll,

and the bunny cancelled,
so I had to step in.

I was hunched over in that
costume for three hours.

Soaked in sweat.

It's amazing, the things
that we do for our kids.

Isn't it?

- Caitlin's why I work
so hard for my job.

Why I did what I did.

Anyway, um, what are
you doing for the holidays?

Uh, Pauline has the girls
for a few days,

so I'm going skiing,
and then I'm gonna meet them

at their grandparents' house
in Florida.

And you?

- Caitlin's with me all week.

So I'll probably just
be tracking her phone

and panicking the entire time.

- So is that what I have
to look forward to?

- Oh, no, you have two of them.
It's going to be much worse.

Um...I should, um,

I should probably
get this to Diana.

- Yes.

Liza, I'm leaving
for the holidays,

but I wanted to give you this.

- Diana, that's so sweet.

I thought you weren't
a Christmas person.

- I'm not, but Enzo got a tree,

and it looked empty
with no gifts under it, so...

- I like this guy for you.

- Enough about him.
Open it.

- Oh.

Ohh.

It's gorgeous.

- Neckwear should inspire envy,
Liza, not seizures.

- Thank you.

Diana, oh, uh, here.

It's nothing extravagant,
but...

Thank you, Liza.
Never give it up.

The wealth disparity just makes
it awkward for both of us.

- Of course.

- Oh, uh, one more thing.

From Charles, your bonus.

More that I approved, but...

you earned it.

Merry Christmas.

- Merry Christmas.

Oh, hi, George.

- You just missed him.

- Let me know when
you'd like me to come by

to help install my art.

- Of course, I will definitely
keep you posted.

- Great.

- Maggie Amato,
this is Akilah Jeffries.

- Akilah, oh,
I'm such a huge fan.

I loved your
lighting installation

in Battery Park
during Occupy.

- Well, thank you, my dear.

Are you coming to St. Bart's
in February?

- She doesn't know it yet,
but she is.

- It's a fabulous
artists' retreat.

We get a house and a yacht
and we just unplug.

- I'm always my freest
in St. Bart's.

- Tell her how much fun
it is, Akilah.

- So what are you
working on lately?

I can't remember the last time
I saw one of your exhibits.

- Oh, it's been a minute.

I've slowed down somewhat
since Penelope and Luca

bought my entire collection.

- Oh, wow, me too. Where are
they displaying your pieces?

- All in storage.
We're an investment now.

Not that I'm complaining.

I went to Turks and Caicos
twice last year.

- Yo, I don't know that
there's an SPF high enough

for me to handle
that many Caribbean retreats.

- It's not really up to you
anymore, dear.

- Did Penelope
give these to you?

- Mm-hmm.

- A little on-the-nose.
Don't tell her I said that.

She thinks it's clever.

- A toast to St. Bart's.

- St. Bart's.
- I can't make it.

I'm sorry.

I'm really thankful
for everything,

but I just don't feel
that I'm the right fit

for your collection.

- I didn't make
all of this work

for it to be buried
in the artistic Sunken Place.

Merry Christmas.
Good night.

- Josh.
- Hey.

- Hey!

- Uh, nothing.

I just, um, wanted to wish
you a merry Christmas.

- Merry Christmas.

Just heading to LaGuardia,
so...

- Hey, I don't know
what happened

between you and my mom,

but I hope you guys
work it out.

- What, did she say
something to you?

- No, but...

you're the best thing to happen
to her in a long time.

You're good for her.

- Whatever you say.

- Just don't give up on her.

Okay?

- Okay.

- Good.

Have a good holiday.

- Yeah, you too.
Yeah.

- I told you the side streets
would be a mess in the snow.

We should have taken the BQE.

- It's fine.

- The beloved classic
returns to Broadway.

- Actually,
can you turn around?

I'm not gonna go
to the airport.

- First chance I get, boss.

- What are you--
- I don't care anymore.