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Okay. 14 00:00:38,103 --> 00:00:39,827 - "ARTnews" is reporting that 15 00:00:39,896 --> 00:00:41,827 Maggie Amato is a last-minute edition 16 00:00:41,896 --> 00:00:43,068 to the Whitney Biennial. 17 00:00:43,137 --> 00:00:44,379 Isn't she your roommate? - Yes. 18 00:00:44,448 --> 00:00:45,827 There's a cocktail party tonight. 19 00:00:45,896 --> 00:00:48,241 - I know, Liza. I'm a Fellow. 20 00:00:48,310 --> 00:00:50,758 I'd bring you, but I have a date. 21 00:00:50,827 --> 00:00:52,655 - Yes. 22 00:00:52,724 --> 00:00:56,068 I'm bringing a blue collar companion to a black tie event. 23 00:00:56,137 --> 00:00:58,586 Well, at least I'll finally meet this Maggie. 24 00:00:58,655 --> 00:01:01,206 - Finally. Yay. 25 00:01:02,241 --> 00:01:04,241 - Morning, Diana. Liza. 26 00:01:08,655 --> 00:01:11,517 - Um, table any marketing plans 27 00:01:11,586 --> 00:01:13,000 for Chrissie Hart's memoir. 28 00:01:13,068 --> 00:01:15,103 We still don't have pages. 29 00:01:16,965 --> 00:01:18,931 I loved her music. 30 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,896 - The, uh, pitch was so extraordinary. 31 00:01:21,965 --> 00:01:24,724 Maybe we got blinded by the bidding war. 32 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:27,000 - I mean, since Chrissie missed her delivery date, 33 00:01:27,068 --> 00:01:29,310 we could claim breach of contract and walk away. 34 00:01:29,379 --> 00:01:31,793 - A rock and roll tell-all from Chrissie Hart? 35 00:01:31,862 --> 00:01:33,551 This could be the next "Just Kids." 36 00:01:35,068 --> 00:01:36,586 - I don't want to lose this book. 37 00:01:36,655 --> 00:01:38,551 Let's--let's set up a Skype call. 38 00:01:41,206 --> 00:01:42,344 - "Let's" means you. 39 00:01:42,413 --> 00:01:43,379 - Yes. 40 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:49,827 - We need to see pages, Chrissie. 41 00:01:49,896 --> 00:01:50,896 What stage are you at? 42 00:01:54,310 --> 00:01:56,517 Whole thing. 43 00:01:56,586 --> 00:01:58,379 I swear to God, I just, like, 44 00:01:58,448 --> 00:01:59,724 punctured the skin, 45 00:01:59,793 --> 00:02:01,448 and it came oozing out of me. 46 00:02:01,517 --> 00:02:03,689 - Well, can you... 47 00:02:03,758 --> 00:02:05,241 sop it up and email it? 48 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,448 What, are you high? 49 00:02:08,517 --> 00:02:09,620 I'm not sending this on the internet. 50 00:02:09,689 --> 00:02:10,862 I don't trust the internet. 51 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:12,206 Those naked pictures of me, 52 00:02:12,275 --> 00:02:13,275 those were leaked. 53 00:02:13,344 --> 00:02:15,517 Nothing is safe. 54 00:02:15,586 --> 00:02:17,206 Julian Assange told me that. 55 00:02:17,275 --> 00:02:19,793 I mean, he was out of his mind at the time, 56 00:02:19,862 --> 00:02:21,965 but he made some pretty solid arguments. 57 00:02:24,034 --> 00:02:25,931 - Yeah, now you're talking, man. 58 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,586 Why don't you send Charles? 59 00:02:27,655 --> 00:02:29,379 Charles, huh? 60 00:02:29,448 --> 00:02:32,586 I would like to hand my baby, 61 00:02:32,655 --> 00:02:34,931 my book, to the man I made the deal with. 62 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,275 - Of course. 63 00:02:36,344 --> 00:02:38,586 I'll come up to Shelter Island today. 64 00:02:38,655 --> 00:02:40,827 - All right. 65 00:02:40,896 --> 00:02:42,448 - See you in a bit. 66 00:02:44,241 --> 00:02:45,965 - Charles, I will cancel my plans, 67 00:02:46,034 --> 00:02:47,827 brave the deer ticks, and accompany you. 68 00:02:48,931 --> 00:02:50,413 I know a very quaint bed and breakfast. 69 00:02:50,482 --> 00:02:53,068 We can bike to Chrissie's house. 70 00:02:53,137 --> 00:02:55,206 - I can handle it, but, uh... 71 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:57,206 this book better be good. 72 00:03:00,172 --> 00:03:02,482 - Thoughts on Jake's first chapter? 73 00:03:02,551 --> 00:03:03,965 - You first. 74 00:03:04,034 --> 00:03:05,517 - How can Obama's speech writer, 75 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,655 with the skills to evoke passion and pride, 76 00:03:07,724 --> 00:03:09,172 write this snooze fest? 77 00:03:09,241 --> 00:03:11,137 - It definitely needs work. 78 00:03:11,206 --> 00:03:12,379 If the rest of his book reads like this, 79 00:03:12,448 --> 00:03:13,689 we're screwed. 80 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:14,931 All right, let's get him on the phone. 81 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,448 - Okay, you're too fired up. 82 00:03:16,517 --> 00:03:18,000 I will email him notes. 83 00:03:18,068 --> 00:03:20,896 - He's been to Afghanistan. He can handle a call. 84 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:26,758 - Hey, I was just thinking about you. 85 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:28,379 I just checked into the hotel. 86 00:03:28,448 --> 00:03:31,620 - Jake, um, it's Kelsey and Zane, 87 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:33,965 your editors. - Uh, oh, hey. 88 00:03:34,034 --> 00:03:35,379 Sorry, I thought this was somebody else. 89 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:36,931 What 90 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,034 - We're calling to discuss your chapter. 91 00:03:39,103 --> 00:03:41,586 It's--it's a solid start, and we both-- 92 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:43,827 - You're a busy man, so let's cut to the chase. 93 00:03:43,896 --> 00:03:45,241 It needs more energy. 94 00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:47,068 Humor, scandal. All right? 95 00:03:47,137 --> 00:03:49,241 We're competing with Russian hookers and golden showers. 96 00:03:50,862 --> 00:03:52,862 - Uh...okay. 97 00:03:54,689 --> 00:03:56,344 Uh, Kelsey, what do you think? 98 00:04:00,379 --> 00:04:02,724 - I--I think Zane's right. 99 00:04:02,793 --> 00:04:06,758 It could benefit from some insightful observations 100 00:04:06,827 --> 00:04:09,000 paired with cherry-picked anecdotes 101 00:04:09,068 --> 00:04:10,448 about your time spent in the White House. 102 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:13,172 - Wh--what we're saying is, 103 00:04:13,241 --> 00:04:14,413 goose this shit up. 104 00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:17,689 Right now, it's meek and kind of bland. 105 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:18,965 - I don't really like your tone, Zane. 106 00:04:19,034 --> 00:04:20,344 - I don't like your chapter. 107 00:04:20,413 --> 00:04:21,758 - Jake, we're gonna call you back. 108 00:04:23,482 --> 00:04:24,827 You realize you're not getting paid 109 00:04:24,896 --> 00:04:26,586 to lose authors here, right? 110 00:04:26,655 --> 00:04:27,758 - I'm playing bad cop, all right? 111 00:04:27,827 --> 00:04:29,379 You're too easy on him. 112 00:04:29,448 --> 00:04:31,413 - Let me carry the ball here. 113 00:04:31,482 --> 00:04:33,379 Trust me. I know how to handle him. 114 00:04:34,724 --> 00:04:36,172 This book is all I have right now. 115 00:04:36,241 --> 00:04:38,137 - Then let me do my job. 116 00:05:22,620 --> 00:05:24,241 Chrissie? 117 00:05:24,310 --> 00:05:26,275 - Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 118 00:05:26,344 --> 00:05:27,965 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. 119 00:05:28,034 --> 00:05:29,620 That's good. No, no, no. Not too much. 120 00:05:29,689 --> 00:05:30,896 Dude. Dude, dude, dude, dude. 121 00:05:30,965 --> 00:05:33,413 That was so intense. 122 00:05:33,482 --> 00:05:34,724 I mean, oh, my God. 123 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:37,034 Hey, man. How you doing? 124 00:05:38,413 --> 00:05:40,068 - Hi. 125 00:05:40,137 --> 00:05:43,137 Thank you for the, uh, the invitation. 126 00:05:43,206 --> 00:05:44,724 - Oh, yeah. My pleasure, man. 127 00:05:44,793 --> 00:05:46,172 Thanks for coming out. - Yeah. 128 00:05:46,241 --> 00:05:47,965 So I would love to return to the city 129 00:05:48,034 --> 00:05:49,931 with the book tonight, so-- - Wait, can I-- 130 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,655 before we talk business, 131 00:05:51,724 --> 00:05:53,793 I need your honest opinion about something, 132 00:05:53,862 --> 00:05:56,310 because my people are never straight with me. 133 00:05:56,379 --> 00:05:58,379 - Um, sure. 134 00:05:58,448 --> 00:06:00,758 - I want you to taste my booch. 135 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:03,206 Your boo... 136 00:06:05,413 --> 00:06:06,517 Mirna! 137 00:06:07,862 --> 00:06:09,000 What did I say? 138 00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:10,379 When the guests appear, 139 00:06:10,448 --> 00:06:12,482 freshly brewed Kombucha tea. 140 00:06:12,551 --> 00:06:14,310 Check it out. 141 00:06:14,379 --> 00:06:15,448 - Thank you. 142 00:06:23,931 --> 00:06:25,379 - Strong. 143 00:06:25,448 --> 00:06:26,896 All right, dude. Hit me. 144 00:06:26,965 --> 00:06:28,655 Ten more hertz. Ease me into it. 145 00:06:28,724 --> 00:06:31,793 Oh, God. Ahh-rah! 146 00:06:40,862 --> 00:06:43,689 This is next-level, Mags. 147 00:06:43,758 --> 00:06:45,793 You have officially arrived. 148 00:06:45,862 --> 00:06:48,000 - I am so proud of you. 149 00:06:51,655 --> 00:06:53,551 I don't know, I-- 150 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:56,034 I guess I just stopped dreaming about this, you know? 151 00:06:56,103 --> 00:06:57,586 It's always been someone else's turn, 152 00:06:57,655 --> 00:06:59,034 and now it's finally mine. 153 00:06:59,103 --> 00:07:01,034 It doesn't feel real. 154 00:07:01,103 --> 00:07:03,931 - It's real, and you deserve it. 155 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,103 - Oh, thank you. 156 00:07:06,172 --> 00:07:07,620 - Aww, get in on it. 157 00:07:07,689 --> 00:07:09,034 - Love you guys. 158 00:07:09,103 --> 00:07:10,586 And you, Liza, 159 00:07:10,655 --> 00:07:12,551 you bought my first piece, you and David. 160 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:14,034 Back when he had some money. 161 00:07:14,103 --> 00:07:15,448 God, he hated it. 162 00:07:15,517 --> 00:07:17,413 But it just made me love it more. 163 00:07:17,482 --> 00:07:18,482 - Liza! 164 00:07:20,068 --> 00:07:21,517 - Who is that woman screeching at you? 165 00:07:21,586 --> 00:07:23,103 - Uh, that's Diana. 166 00:07:23,172 --> 00:07:24,206 Oh, that's Diana. 167 00:07:24,275 --> 00:07:25,758 Now I finally get it. 168 00:07:25,827 --> 00:07:27,275 Excuse me. 169 00:07:29,586 --> 00:07:31,034 - Check these. 170 00:07:31,103 --> 00:07:32,448 - Oh, so you are going to Shelter Island. 171 00:07:32,517 --> 00:07:34,620 - No. Staten Island. 172 00:07:34,689 --> 00:07:36,413 Enzo has invited me to stay over. 173 00:07:36,482 --> 00:07:38,862 I haven't "stayed over" a man's place since... 174 00:07:40,344 --> 00:07:41,862 When did Baby Jessica fall down that well? 175 00:07:44,379 --> 00:07:45,689 - Just the essentials. 176 00:07:45,758 --> 00:07:47,275 Toothbrush, change of clothes, 177 00:07:47,344 --> 00:07:49,517 room spray, sheets. 178 00:07:49,586 --> 00:07:51,862 - Well, are you staying over or redecorating? 179 00:07:51,931 --> 00:07:53,310 - Liza, I don't know what to expect. 180 00:07:53,379 --> 00:07:55,241 I need to prepare for polyester, 181 00:07:55,310 --> 00:07:56,896 but it is worth the risk. 182 00:07:56,965 --> 00:07:58,241 The man may be a plumber, 183 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:00,000 but he sure can... plumb my depths. 184 00:08:00,068 --> 00:08:01,620 You know what I mean when I-- - I understand. 185 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:02,655 - Shh. Here he comes. 186 00:08:02,724 --> 00:08:04,448 - Hey. - Hi. 187 00:08:05,724 --> 00:08:07,793 Oh, ain't she something? 188 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:09,275 - She sure is. 189 00:08:09,344 --> 00:08:10,655 - The coat check is over there. 190 00:08:15,310 --> 00:08:17,482 - A certain... 191 00:08:17,551 --> 00:08:21,068 British director gave me this. 192 00:08:22,448 --> 00:08:24,655 That's not all he gave me. 193 00:08:25,862 --> 00:08:27,689 Gonorrhea. 194 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:29,620 Saves you from asking. 195 00:08:29,689 --> 00:08:31,482 - I, uh-- I wasn't going to. 196 00:08:31,551 --> 00:08:33,517 Um, so the book is-- 197 00:08:33,586 --> 00:08:34,655 - Ooh, ooh, ooh! Check this out. 198 00:08:34,724 --> 00:08:35,965 Check this out. 199 00:08:36,034 --> 00:08:38,103 19th century 200 00:08:38,172 --> 00:08:40,103 Zulu warrior. 201 00:08:40,172 --> 00:08:43,000 - Wow. 202 00:08:43,068 --> 00:08:44,689 I'm kidding. It's Joey Ramone. 203 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,310 It's Joey Ramone. Ehh! Joey! 204 00:08:48,379 --> 00:08:49,827 - Right. Um... - Looking good! 205 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:52,103 - So the--so the book is, in fact, here? 206 00:08:52,172 --> 00:08:53,793 - Have you ever seen 207 00:08:53,862 --> 00:08:55,793 a $10,000 dildo? 208 00:08:55,862 --> 00:08:57,310 Come on. 209 00:08:57,379 --> 00:08:58,758 Hmm? 210 00:08:59,896 --> 00:09:01,689 - What I really want to see 211 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:04,724 is...the book. 212 00:09:04,793 --> 00:09:06,517 Now, Chrissie. 213 00:09:07,517 --> 00:09:09,517 - It's from the pharaohs. 214 00:09:09,586 --> 00:09:12,137 - You really hated the chapter, huh? 215 00:09:12,206 --> 00:09:14,379 - Not at all. 216 00:09:14,448 --> 00:09:16,344 Listen, your voice on the podcast 217 00:09:16,413 --> 00:09:17,551 is--is charming 218 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:19,931 and funny and... 219 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,896 it makes me laugh about politics. 220 00:09:24,827 --> 00:09:26,517 I want readers to... 221 00:09:26,586 --> 00:09:28,517 get that same feeling that I got 222 00:09:28,586 --> 00:09:29,551 the first time I heard it. 223 00:09:31,758 --> 00:09:33,310 I find it very hard to focus 224 00:09:33,379 --> 00:09:34,965 with a bed five feet away. 225 00:09:35,034 --> 00:09:37,310 - And that is why I suggested 226 00:09:37,379 --> 00:09:38,896 that we work in the business center. 227 00:09:38,965 --> 00:09:40,344 Okay. 228 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,758 Before we go, I just-- I have to ask. 229 00:09:41,827 --> 00:09:44,068 Is--besides the book, 230 00:09:44,137 --> 00:09:47,655 is there, you know, somebody else stopping us from... 231 00:09:47,724 --> 00:09:49,689 - No. 232 00:09:49,758 --> 00:09:52,068 But this book is very important, Jake. 233 00:09:52,137 --> 00:09:54,034 And when it's all done, 234 00:09:54,103 --> 00:09:56,241 we can talk about you and me. 235 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:58,206 - Okay, good. 236 00:09:58,275 --> 00:10:00,586 Because ever since we met, I... 237 00:10:00,655 --> 00:10:03,655 have been very attracted to you, Kelsey. 238 00:10:04,862 --> 00:10:07,862 You're intelligent, and you are ambitious, 239 00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:09,206 and you are gorgeous-- 240 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,241 - And we're packing, 241 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,689 and we're moving. 242 00:10:33,137 --> 00:10:35,034 - Maggie Amato. Diana Trout. 243 00:10:35,103 --> 00:10:37,103 I have heard so much about you. 244 00:10:37,172 --> 00:10:38,206 - Likewise. 245 00:10:38,275 --> 00:10:39,689 That is a stunning necklace. 246 00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:42,448 You know, Liza never told me how chic you are. 247 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:43,896 - Oh, I'm sure I did. 248 00:10:43,965 --> 00:10:45,689 - Well, Liza's generation 249 00:10:45,758 --> 00:10:46,965 has no concept of style. 250 00:10:47,034 --> 00:10:48,551 It's all rompers and fanny packs. 251 00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:49,724 - Yeah. - Sorry to interrupt, 252 00:10:49,793 --> 00:10:51,068 but we just had to say hello. 253 00:10:51,137 --> 00:10:52,793 - We are avid fans, Maggie. 254 00:10:52,862 --> 00:10:54,965 - Penelope, Luca, that means the world to me. 255 00:10:55,034 --> 00:10:56,000 Thank you so much. 256 00:10:56,068 --> 00:10:57,379 - We want a piece. 257 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:58,827 Please... 258 00:10:58,896 --> 00:11:01,655 call us. - I will. Thanks. 259 00:11:03,310 --> 00:11:04,620 Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to go 260 00:11:04,689 --> 00:11:05,827 soak up some more champagne 261 00:11:05,896 --> 00:11:07,241 and praise. 262 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,620 - Oh, Charles texted. 263 00:11:10,689 --> 00:11:12,241 "Still no book. Chrissie's stonewalling me. 264 00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:14,206 Have to stay the night." 265 00:11:14,275 --> 00:11:17,379 He is too important to be held hostage by that maniac. 266 00:11:17,448 --> 00:11:19,310 Well, my bag is packed. 267 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,551 I do love that inn. 268 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:22,586 - Diana, stay at Enzo's. 269 00:11:22,655 --> 00:11:23,586 Like you said, 270 00:11:23,655 --> 00:11:25,137 he's worth the risk. 271 00:11:26,448 --> 00:11:28,517 - I'll go. 272 00:11:28,586 --> 00:11:31,482 - Ah, I know why you want to go. 273 00:11:32,965 --> 00:11:34,793 - To hound Chrissie for an autograph. 274 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,793 Well, don't, Liza. Be professional. 275 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,517 - Busted. 276 00:11:38,586 --> 00:11:41,379 You know me too well. 277 00:11:52,448 --> 00:11:54,103 - This is my place. 278 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,068 "Casa mia." 279 00:11:56,137 --> 00:11:59,379 - It's been in the family for a couple of generations. 280 00:11:59,448 --> 00:12:02,172 - It's so clean--spacious. 281 00:12:02,241 --> 00:12:04,103 - That's island living, baby. 282 00:12:04,172 --> 00:12:06,068 You should see the master bedroom. 283 00:12:07,655 --> 00:12:09,586 - I intend to. 284 00:12:28,655 --> 00:12:29,931 Wow. 285 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,655 Hello? 286 00:12:34,758 --> 00:12:36,068 What are you doing here? 287 00:12:36,137 --> 00:12:37,724 - Uh, Diana said you were having problems 288 00:12:37,793 --> 00:12:39,068 and asked me to come help. 289 00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:40,931 Plus, I'm a huge Chrissie Hart fangirl. 290 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,172 I know all of her songs. 291 00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:51,965 - Did your babysitter teach you those lyrics? 292 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:55,931 - Chrissie. 293 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,310 This is Liza Miller, 294 00:12:58,379 --> 00:13:02,310 one of our finest editors. 295 00:13:02,379 --> 00:13:03,551 - Uh-huh. 296 00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:05,000 - I'll leave you to, uh... 297 00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:06,896 get acquainted. 298 00:13:07,931 --> 00:13:09,310 - Wow. 299 00:13:09,379 --> 00:13:11,482 Um, Chrissie, I am suck a huge fan. 300 00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:13,379 - I hope you're not here to cock-block, 301 00:13:13,448 --> 00:13:16,551 'cause I plan to bang his brains out tonight. 302 00:13:19,068 --> 00:13:21,000 Great. 303 00:13:27,793 --> 00:13:30,000 - Wait, Jake was Michelle Obama's lookout 304 00:13:30,068 --> 00:13:32,034 while she hurled at Beyoncé's birthday party? 305 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,206 It's insane, right? 306 00:13:34,275 --> 00:13:36,344 Wait. 307 00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:37,517 I think we could switch these around, though. 308 00:13:37,586 --> 00:13:38,517 - Agreed. - Mm. 309 00:13:38,586 --> 00:13:40,137 - Don't need this or this. 310 00:13:40,206 --> 00:13:42,379 - Totally, but overall... 311 00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:44,310 so far, the chapter reads much better. 312 00:13:44,379 --> 00:13:45,827 So much better. 313 00:13:45,896 --> 00:13:48,034 How did you get him to open up so much? 314 00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:50,310 - I'm a very skilled editor. 315 00:13:52,689 --> 00:13:54,206 - Oh, my God. 316 00:13:54,275 --> 00:13:56,655 This guy took his grandma to the inauguration. 317 00:13:56,724 --> 00:13:58,862 He is such a wet blanket. 318 00:13:58,931 --> 00:14:00,517 - No, he's not. 319 00:14:00,586 --> 00:14:01,827 He's nice. 320 00:14:01,896 --> 00:14:03,310 - Exactly. "Nice." 321 00:14:03,379 --> 00:14:04,896 That is code for dull. 322 00:14:04,965 --> 00:14:07,310 Look, I see the way he looks at you. 323 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:08,965 Poor guy. 324 00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:10,793 If only he knew. 325 00:14:13,724 --> 00:14:16,241 - That you're not into "nice." 326 00:14:17,655 --> 00:14:19,862 What am I into, Zane? 327 00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:22,448 Please, enlighten me, 328 00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:24,379 since you know me so well. 329 00:14:25,896 --> 00:14:27,793 You want someone 330 00:14:27,862 --> 00:14:30,068 who isn't intimidated by your intelligence... 331 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:32,103 - You're not wrong. 332 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,413 - Someone who challenges you, 333 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,517 but also makes you happy... 334 00:14:36,586 --> 00:14:39,379 sometimes, twice in one night. 335 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:43,482 Mm. 336 00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:45,517 So someone like you. 337 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,413 - Stop toying with my emotions. 338 00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:15,620 This is a demo 339 00:15:15,689 --> 00:15:17,655 from "Penis Flytrap." 340 00:15:17,724 --> 00:15:18,896 What do you think? You like it? 341 00:15:18,965 --> 00:15:20,241 - Love it! 342 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,379 - Yeah, well, I was asking Charles. 343 00:15:22,448 --> 00:15:24,620 - Oh, I love it. Great. 344 00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:26,103 Strong. 345 00:15:26,172 --> 00:15:28,034 - Yeah, I love it. 346 00:15:28,103 --> 00:15:29,517 Don't leave me alone with her. 347 00:15:29,586 --> 00:15:31,068 Oh, now you want me here? 348 00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:33,172 - What are you guys whispering about, huh? 349 00:15:33,241 --> 00:15:34,931 - Oh, uh, we were just wondering 350 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,344 when we're gonna get to see the book! 351 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,931 You, um-- 352 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,689 you said lunchtime, which was wine, 353 00:15:39,758 --> 00:15:42,344 and then you said teatime, which was absinth 354 00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:44,310 and your take on "Stranger Things." 355 00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:46,275 - Yeah. Mirna! 356 00:15:46,344 --> 00:15:48,931 Bookie-bookie time! 357 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,482 Ask, and you shall receive. 358 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,620 - Okay. 359 00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:56,137 - Le book. 360 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,137 Okay, not so fast. Let me just say something. 361 00:15:58,206 --> 00:16:01,517 When I was recording "Lady Pie," 362 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,551 Ahmet Ertegun, he came here to get the master, 363 00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:06,551 and he did not leave for three weeks 364 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,413 because I wasn't ready. 365 00:16:08,482 --> 00:16:09,896 I gotta be good and ready 366 00:16:09,965 --> 00:16:12,448 before you take my baby away from me, 367 00:16:12,517 --> 00:16:15,724 and right now, I'm just feeling kind of ready. 368 00:16:18,931 --> 00:16:20,172 - Okay. 369 00:16:20,241 --> 00:16:22,241 I'm gonna create a diversion, 370 00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:24,103 and then you grab the book, 371 00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:25,655 and then we'll run. 372 00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:31,172 We are too drunk to read it, let alone drive. 373 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,758 All right. 374 00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:35,000 I saw on an episode of "Murder She Wrote" 375 00:16:35,068 --> 00:16:37,379 that if you eat a stick of butter 376 00:16:37,448 --> 00:16:40,068 before you start drinking, then you don't get drunk. 377 00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:42,724 How old are you? 378 00:16:47,068 --> 00:16:48,896 - Get this out of my sight! 379 00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:50,896 Get this away. 380 00:16:50,965 --> 00:16:51,896 - No, no, no, no. - Lock it up. 381 00:16:51,965 --> 00:16:53,103 - No... 382 00:16:53,172 --> 00:16:55,517 - Could I check--I... 383 00:16:55,586 --> 00:16:57,172 - Distracting. 384 00:17:16,965 --> 00:17:19,793 - It was, uh, nice to see you laugh. 385 00:17:19,862 --> 00:17:21,758 - Huh. 386 00:17:21,827 --> 00:17:24,448 Well, hopefully, there'll be, uh, 387 00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:26,241 fewer antics tomorrow and we'll, uh, 388 00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:27,379 and we'll get the book. 389 00:17:27,448 --> 00:17:28,620 Good night. 390 00:17:28,689 --> 00:17:30,586 - When are you gonna trust me again? 391 00:17:33,827 --> 00:17:36,034 - I don't want to do this right now, Liza. 392 00:17:36,103 --> 00:17:38,379 - Just talk to me. Please, Charles. 393 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:41,172 Just-- yell, if that will help. 394 00:17:41,241 --> 00:17:43,448 The silence... 395 00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:46,586 is just--I just don't know how much more I can take. 396 00:17:47,965 --> 00:17:49,758 If you're trying to punish me, 397 00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:51,620 it's working. 398 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,896 - Night, Liza. 399 00:17:58,758 --> 00:18:01,551 - Good night. 400 00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:53,000 - Oh. Hello. Uh... 401 00:18:53,068 --> 00:18:55,103 - Hey! Morning, sleepyhead. 402 00:18:55,172 --> 00:18:57,137 - Oh. 403 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,413 Enzo. 404 00:19:01,482 --> 00:19:04,172 You are full of surprises. 405 00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:07,137 Um, if I could have my eggs poached, please. 406 00:19:13,517 --> 00:19:15,758 This is your mother? - Of course. 407 00:19:15,827 --> 00:19:18,413 And my chef. 408 00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:20,655 - Charming. It's--um... 409 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:23,931 And she...lives with you? 410 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,517 - No, I live with her. 411 00:19:25,586 --> 00:19:27,931 Ma, this is Diana, the one I was telling you about. 412 00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:53,310 - You speak Italian! 413 00:19:53,379 --> 00:19:54,758 - I lived in Florence for a year. 414 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,344 I studied art history. 415 00:19:56,413 --> 00:19:58,103 I used to love walking up and down the Arno. 416 00:19:58,172 --> 00:19:59,413 I still remember the first phrase I learned. 417 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,965 "No, I am not a prostitute." 418 00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:04,344 - So... 419 00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:07,827 How old are you? 420 00:20:18,241 --> 00:20:19,827 - Hey, Charles is gone. 421 00:20:21,482 --> 00:20:23,551 - Yeah, Mirna said he took off this morning. 422 00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:25,965 - Oh, g-- 423 00:20:26,034 --> 00:20:27,103 I had no idea. 424 00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:29,241 - Ugh. Man. 425 00:20:30,827 --> 00:20:33,827 Ugh! 426 00:20:33,896 --> 00:20:37,275 Men always run. - Hmm. 427 00:20:41,344 --> 00:20:44,551 - Yes, dude! Walk of Fame! 428 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,344 Ah! That Jake is a political animal, huh? 429 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,517 - Actually... 430 00:20:49,586 --> 00:20:52,413 I backslid last night... with Zane. 431 00:20:52,482 --> 00:20:53,724 - Ah. 432 00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:55,413 - Who then offered me coffee 433 00:20:55,482 --> 00:20:58,068 and was, like, nice? 434 00:20:59,413 --> 00:21:01,000 The bar for heteros is so low. 435 00:21:01,068 --> 00:21:02,931 - Oh, my God. I'm sleeping with both of them. 436 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,482 I'm literally the worst. 437 00:21:04,551 --> 00:21:06,068 No, dude. For double dipping? 438 00:21:06,137 --> 00:21:08,206 Come on. Guys do it all the time. 439 00:21:08,275 --> 00:21:09,482 What do we do? 440 00:21:09,551 --> 00:21:12,034 - Kels is polyamorous. - Wow. 441 00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:14,379 Really? 442 00:21:14,448 --> 00:21:16,344 It's just two guys at the same time-- 443 00:21:16,413 --> 00:21:17,689 not at the same time. 444 00:21:17,758 --> 00:21:20,931 Josh...this is bad. 445 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,517 - Hey, don't ask me. 446 00:21:22,586 --> 00:21:25,862 I am a "one woman at a time" kind of guy. 447 00:21:25,931 --> 00:21:27,551 - Right, right, right, because you definitely 448 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,034 never lusted after Liza 449 00:21:29,103 --> 00:21:30,517 while you were with that little leprechaun. 450 00:21:30,586 --> 00:21:32,689 - Wow. 451 00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,172 Has anyone seen Liza? 452 00:21:34,241 --> 00:21:36,172 - She's on Shelter Island with Charles, 453 00:21:36,241 --> 00:21:38,000 trying to get a memoir out of Chrissy Hart. 454 00:21:38,068 --> 00:21:40,206 Oh, my God. 455 00:21:40,275 --> 00:21:41,689 I framed her "Rolling Stone" cover-- 456 00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:43,068 remember, with the snake tits-- and I-I-I-- 457 00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:44,965 I kissed it good night for an entire year. 458 00:21:45,034 --> 00:21:47,068 - Wait, so Liza's with Charles right now? 459 00:21:47,137 --> 00:21:50,000 - For work. - Yeah. Sure. 460 00:21:51,758 --> 00:21:54,275 - Back to my problems. No. 461 00:21:54,344 --> 00:21:55,862 The nice guy turned out to be sexy. 462 00:21:55,931 --> 00:21:57,206 The sexy guy turned out to be nice. 463 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:58,862 That's a win-win. - Exactly. 464 00:21:58,931 --> 00:22:00,517 Who am I gonna choose? - Mm-mm. 465 00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,241 No. You don't. 466 00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:04,068 Have them both, diva. Come on. 467 00:22:04,137 --> 00:22:05,965 It's healthier for your flora too. 468 00:22:10,068 --> 00:22:12,068 - I feel safe with you, Liza. 469 00:22:14,137 --> 00:22:15,896 You got an old soul. - Ha! 470 00:22:15,965 --> 00:22:17,448 Not wrong. 471 00:22:17,517 --> 00:22:19,000 Uh, since we're so close, 472 00:22:19,068 --> 00:22:20,827 can I, uh-- can I ask you 473 00:22:20,896 --> 00:22:23,137 why you won't let go of your book? 474 00:22:23,206 --> 00:22:26,586 - Ugh. You know... 475 00:22:26,655 --> 00:22:28,551 I'm scared, man. 476 00:22:30,344 --> 00:22:33,344 I mean, what if people think it's shit? 477 00:22:33,413 --> 00:22:36,448 Or worse yet, what if people don't even care anyway? 478 00:22:36,517 --> 00:22:38,413 - I care. - Yeah... 479 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:42,241 - Your first album was the soundtrack to my senior year, 480 00:22:42,310 --> 00:22:45,413 even though I never mastered the heroin-chic look. 481 00:22:45,482 --> 00:22:47,275 - Yeah, well, you're not really mastering 482 00:22:47,344 --> 00:22:48,551 whatever this is anyway. 483 00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:50,620 - What I'm trying to say is, 484 00:22:50,689 --> 00:22:53,275 your music is meaningful. 485 00:22:53,344 --> 00:22:54,862 When I was separating from my husband, 486 00:22:54,931 --> 00:22:57,586 I was--I was scared, too, 487 00:22:57,655 --> 00:23:00,068 of being alone, of being old, 488 00:23:00,137 --> 00:23:02,206 but then I played that album, 489 00:23:02,275 --> 00:23:06,000 and those songs helped me let go of that fear, 490 00:23:06,068 --> 00:23:11,413 and I felt strong and resilient and myself again. 491 00:23:11,482 --> 00:23:12,793 And this memoir, 492 00:23:12,862 --> 00:23:14,655 your wild tales and adventures, 493 00:23:14,724 --> 00:23:19,068 could do the same for more people than just your fans. 494 00:23:20,758 --> 00:23:23,586 - Don't run from this opportunity, Chrissie. 495 00:23:23,655 --> 00:23:25,551 Then you're no better 496 00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:28,275 than those undeserving men who ran out on you. 497 00:23:34,344 --> 00:23:36,724 - You want me to sign your boobs? 498 00:23:36,793 --> 00:23:37,862 - Please. 499 00:23:37,931 --> 00:23:39,586 - Yeah. 500 00:23:39,655 --> 00:23:41,931 Pen. 501 00:23:53,793 --> 00:23:54,827 - Wait, wait, wait. 502 00:23:56,482 --> 00:23:58,034 How did you get this? 503 00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,517 - I didn't run away. 33722

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