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- Liza!

Hey.
- Hey.

- Oh, late last night.

- I thought you were
flying there to stop it,

but I guess not.

So, these are real?

It's Josh.

Impetuous, romantic,
selfless, a little crazy,

and yes,
I think he's making a mistake,

but I'm last person
who can tell him that.

- I feel like you are the one
person who could tell him that.

- I tried, Kels.
I really did.

But it wasn't Josh
that wanted me there.

It was Clare.

She wanted pictures of me
at the wedding.

It'll come in handy when
I vouch for their relationship

to immigration.

- Oh, you got yourself
into a pickle.

- Yep, a real pickle.

- Okay, let's take it
one step at a time.

Yes.

I will let you know
how it goes.

Welcome back.
- Thank you.

And sorry for leaving
on such short notice.

Josh got married to a girl
that I introduced him to.

She's Irish,
so they got married in Ireland.

- Right.

- It's really green.

Liza, um,

I've been reviewing

some of the things
that went on here

over the past year,

and I'm concerned that
you have been put in a

compromising position.

It's been weighing on me,

and if you think that the
behavior was inappropriate,

you have to let me know.

- No, no, no.
Never.

What happened
in this office was...

incredible.

I think about it all the time.

But with Pauline back

and wanting to reconcile
with you and the family,

you know that I could not
stand in the way of that.

But my feelings are there.

And they're real.

- Thank you for that, Liza.

I appreciate it.
I really do.

But in this case,
I wasn't referring to me.

I was talking
about Edward LL Moore.

- Oh.

- It hasn't yet been announced,
but he's decided to write

a new book in the
"Crown of Kings" series:

"The Pam Pam Chronicles,"
a prequel that could launch

an entirely new
and very lucrative franchise.

- That's wonderful.
- Yeah, yeah, could be,

but there has been
an anonymous accusation made

on a "Crown of Kings" fan site.

A woman who goes by the handle
of the Mistress of Thandor

has accused Moore
of making lewd

and inappropriate comments.

- Unclear.

The offensive remarks were
allegedly made in Kronish.

Edward insists he said
he would like to,

"Come to her Kraka,"

and she claims that he said,

"I would love
to come in your Krashka."

- I don't speak Kronish.
- Oh, well,

one means house and
the other means mouth.

- Oh.

- Come in.

- Liza, I wanted
to speak to you before you--

- Not quite.

- Wait, you realize
this anonymous accusation

is nothing but a smear campaign
from Rivington

because we stole LL Moore.

- It's like what the Russians
did to our election.

- Liza, I can't help but think

about his last book release
in Times Square.

- Now, my princess,
I get to eat you,

- So if there's anything
that you would like to discuss,

now would be the time.

- Do you want to say something,
Liza?

Could destroy the company,
but we'll support you.

- He's a flirty old man,

but he never crossed the line,
no.

- Yes.

- Okay.

Okay, so we announce
"The Pam Pam Chronicles"

at Comic-Con tomorrow.

- All of the former Princess
Pam Pams will be there.

- Edward specifically
requested you.

Your support would mean
the world to him.

- Princess Pam Pam
is a heroine.

I mean, she's all about
female empowerment.

I don't hear
anybody criticizing

Wonder Woman's costume.

- Actually, the bikini is from
her slave girl origins.

- That's right.
- The costume is not

the point here.
- No.

- What is important is
that going forward,

we have clear guidelines
at this company

regarding appropriate behavior.

- Long overdue.

- HR wants a seminar today.

- Looking forward to it.

- Liza.

While you were cavorting
around Ireland,

I was meticulously planning
the surprise Comic-Con launch.

There is a list on your desk

of every former
Princess Pam Pam.

Edward wants them on stage
and in costume

during the announcement.
- Got it.

- Oh, and pick me up
a chopped salad

so my blood sugar doesn't
drop during that seminar.

- Of course, and again,
sorry for taking

a couple of days off
at such short notice.

- Books never sleep, Liza.

Remember that the next time
you chase a former lover

halfway around the world.

- Hey, I have a surprise
for you in my office.

I don't think I could
take another one today.

- Pauline!

- Liza!
Oh, I missed you this week.

Did you see
"Good Morning America"?

- I did.
- I wish you had been there.

That was your victory too.

- These are the first copies
of "Marriage Vacation."

- I wanted us all
to be together

when I hold my book
for the first time.

- Okay.

- Oh, my gosh.

You know, a year ago,
I wouldn't have trusted myself

around one of these things...

But now,
thanks to both of you...

Oh, my God.

Whoa.

It's beautiful.

Thank you both
for believing in me,

for helping me
bring this dream to life.

Thank you...

- Oh, just doing our job.

- Thank you so much.
- You are so welcome.

- All right,
will you help me

take a picture
for my Instagram account?

- Of course.
- Dopey, I realize, but...

- No, no, no, no.
I don't believe this.

"Empirical"?

This is our book.

I cannot believe
Charles did this.

- Uh-oh.

- So, why bother
with an imprint

if you're just going
to steal my books?

- Whoa,
will you slow down?

- Apparently, you'd prefer
if I just stopped altogether.

- It is going to be
a bigger book

as an Empirical title,

especially now that
we're about to announce

a new "Crown of Kings" sequel.

- Think she's a little behind
on this one.

- We're announcing tomorrow

at Comic-Con,
and it is going to shine

a big spotlight
on "Marriage Vacation."

- Basically, your book
is getting a promotion, Peters,

published by
the flagship brand.

- This has zero
to do with you, Zane.

Can you please clarify
hierarchy around here for Zane

'cause someone's
really chiming in

when they shouldn't be.
- We're all one company here.

- Stop.
Stop.

You are equals.

Zane focuses on Empirical,
and obviously, Kelsey,

you are Millennial.

- Yeah...

whatever that's
supposed to mean.

Hi.

How

- Well,
I have a meeting nearby.

What are you doing here?

- Oh, I, uh,

just really love this
chopped salad place.

They don't have chopped salad
places in Brooklyn?

This is the best one.

- Ah.

Caitlin said she got accepted
to the honors program

for environmental studies?
- Yes.

She's going to save the planet,
evidently.

- Oh, thank God.

Diana?
Diana?

- Diana.
That's me.

Thank you.
I never use my real name.

That's a pro tip...

Love to Julia.

- When touching a colleague

to make a point
or just to say hello,

we recommend using
the back of the hand,

or the safe hands technique.

- Exactly right.

- The palm is too intimate.

- And what is the
company's position

on dating someone
you work with?

- More specifically,
working with someone

you used to date.

- It's acceptable
as long as the employees

are of equal rank.

- Interesting.

- The issues becomes
more complicated

when a senior employee enters
into an intimate relationship

with someone of a lower rank.

That is completely
unacceptable.

- And they can't get you
on a prior, can they?

- Well, let's throw that
to our lawyer.

- Thank you, Sheila.

Sorry I'm late, everyone.

- That's Caitlin's
roommate's father.

- Sexual misconduct
can come in many forms.

- Go.

- We all know
the obvious ones--

sexting, masturbating
in front of a coworker.

Everyone knows
that's just wrong.

- I'll handle this.
- But let's talk about

some of the
less obvious offenses.

They come in many forms.

- In here.

- No, I'm fine.

Go back to the meeting.
Thank you.

- You know,
back in the day,

we didn't call it
sexual harassment.

We just called it
business as usual.

The dirty innuendos,

men always bragging about
the size of their penises.

I would just give it
right back to them,

ask them to prove it.

Very few of them
called my bluff.

Maybe six--
no, seven.

My point is,
when I was younger,

I was valued for my appearance,

but...over time,

my experience
surpassed my looks.

Rising skills,
falling breasts.

Am I right?

- Okay.

- You know this generation.

I guess she needed
a safe space.

Liza, Charles wants to know
if you're all right.

Is the lawyer gone?

- Yeah, he just left.

- I...

Just very bad diarrhea.

- I was about
to give up on you.

- Well,
now you know how I feel.

- Oh, come on,
if you're gonna

have a drink with me,
you gotta be nice.

- No promises.

A tequila on the rocks.

- Mm.

Do they give awards for
the best legs in publishing?

- Did you hear anything
that lawyer had to say today?

- We're not at work,
all right?

But we do need to figure out
how we're gonna work together.

- Well, I think it's best

if we each stick
to our side of the street.

- I wonder if you understand
just how much

I'm bringing to Empirical.

- Thanks to me,

LL Moore is writing
that new trilogy

which will basically bail the
company out

of the foreseeable future.

- Oh, so now I should be
thanking you

for returning LL Moore
to the company?

After poaching him
and nearly costing me my job?

- "The Pam Pam Chronicles"
was my idea.

Moore was blocked
until I pitched it to him.

And now there's
gonna be new books,

TV series,
merchandising.

- Wow, you are so desperate
for my approval.

- Oh, give it up, Peters.

This whole thing is quite
the coup for all of us.

- You know,
sometimes I get a little tired

hearing you talk
about how great you are.

- Well,
I don't have to tell you.

Let me show you something.

Come on.

- You'll see.

- Now, look up.

- Wow.

Okay.

Now I'm impressed.

All right,
pretty proud moment.

It's a three-month buy,
and Charles loves it

because he can see it
from his office.

How about dinner to celebrate?

- Good night, Zane.

- Hey.

That skirt isn't safe for work.

- And I can see
the outline of your wiener

in those pants.

- Liza, God, everyone's
been looking for you.

- Sorry,
I was in the bathroom changing.

I didn't exactly ride the
subway looking like this.

- Come on...

- Once all of the princesses
have gathered on stage,

Charles will announce
the new book,

at which time you

will be lowered dramatically
from the heavens,

through a sea
of smoke and fire.

Fabulous.

So Wagnerian.

The fans will go wild.

- As they should.

- My princess,
you are divine.

- I certainly look forward
to working on the new series.

- And I look forward
to your...

wise counsel.

- Liza's had a big promotion
since you last saw her.

- She's still my assistant.

Liza, please gather
all the Pam Pams.

Make sure they understand they
need to be in a V formation

when Edward descends.

- Got it.
Okay.

- Zbotinik slezza booshki.

- I'm so sorry,
I don't speak Kronish.

- Let me tell you a secret.

When I sit down
to write every morning,

I think about burying my face
in your royal fur.

- Hi, I'm Liza Miller
from Empirical Publishing.

Thank you all so much
for being here.

- Hi.

Before we continue here,
I, um, I just have to ask.

Has Edward ever made
any inappropriate remarks

or unwelcome advances

that has made any of you
feel uncomfortable?

- Okay.

He told me my tits
were big enough

to nourish a tribe.

- He said my vagina
spoke to him

in his dreams at night.

Why would he say that to me?

I work at a bookstore.

all:
We want Moore!

- And he told Nadine
from Tallahassee

that if she really wanted
to stroke his ego,

she should just stroke his--
- Okay.

I've heard enough.

all:
We want Moore!

- I gotta get out there.

Good afternoon.

I'm Charles Brooks
from Empirical Publishing.

Thank you all
for being here today.

What?

]

- Unfortunately, I must
share some distressing news.

Due to recent
disturbing allegations

against Edward LL Moore...

We're going to postpone
the publication

of "The Pam Pam Chronicles"
until further notice.

- That's absurd.

We have a contract.

How dare you!

Get me down!

No, down, not up!

That's ridiculous.

Charles, bring me down!

You'll pay for this!

crowd:

- Oh, God.

- With multiple
allegations reported,

a beloved author
may be no more.

- I understand.

I can't blame them
considering...

- We have no comment
at this time.

- Netflix just
cancelled the series.

- Amazon just pulled
his titles from their site.

Push the publication date?

- I don't see how
we can publish him at all.

- Rivington
must've known about this

when they let him come back
to Empirical.

- Well, let's be honest.
We all knew.

We just didn't wanna believe

our golden goose
was a horny toad.

- So, what are we
gonna do about that?

It's a three-month buy.

- Dear God, she'll be
coming till Christmas.

- We gotta get it down.

- Wait.

I have an idea.

Just give me some time.

- Liza, about what you said
yesterday in my office--

- I'm so sorry.
It was a misunderstanding.

I was ridiculously jet lagged.

- I appreciated your candor.

- I just saw the news.
I'm so sorry, Charles.

I keep thinking
about the Christmases

he spent at our house
like some perverted Santa.

- There's a lot
to process right now.

- Yeah.

So, what's the big surprise?

- Oh, oops.

Look up.

Oh, my God.

- Yes!
- Wow.

- Wow.
- I'm sorry about LL Moore,

but this is amazing.

- Thank you.

- So,
it's a Millennial book now?

- Given the circumstances,
we're gonna have to

pulp the first run
and print again.

Yes.

- Excuse me.

Yes?
- Charles.

This is a witch hunt.

I'm being tried
in the public square!

- Edward, I'm sorry.

We are all being
held accountable here.

- After all our years together,
you at least owe me a meeting.

- Of course.
Happy to meet with you anytime.

- Your office tonight.

I think you'll
be very surprised

by what I have to tell you.

This isn't over,
my friend,

not by a long shot.

- This accuser is a woman
I met at a fantasy convention

who's been trying
to shake me down for years.

This fan says I grabbed her ass
during a photo,

but my arm is actually
around her lower waist.

And this one has absolutely

zero credibility.

- That's Liza.

- We did some investigation.

She represents herself
as a young woman in her 20s.

The fact is,
she's a divorced

40-something housewife
from New Jersey.

- What the hell
are you talking about?

Birth certificate.
Marriage license.

Bankruptcy report.

The woman is a con artist.

I would never have asked her
to be Pam Pam if I'd known.

- So...

what do you have to say
about that, Charles?