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- Hey, how's it going?
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- Another day,
another unanswered email request
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to remove my naked image
from Google Earth.
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- What? Still?
- Yup.
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You just type in our address,
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and there's me
sunbathing on the roof
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with my "Rubyfruit Jungle"
on full display.
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- Uh--
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- What's all the dinging?
- Uh, the press release
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for "Marriage Vacation"
went out yesterday,
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and Diana keeps
sending me updates.
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It looks like every major
news outlet is running a story.
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- Mm, working
with the boss' wife.
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How's that going?
- Weirdly, good.
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She's smart and funny,
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and we're on the same page
about the book.
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- Good.
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Just beware of gorgeous, sunny,
without a cloud in sight,
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'cause that's how I ended up
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taking my clothes off
on the roof.
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- * Na, na, na, na *
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* Na, na-na, na, na *
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* Na-na, na, na-na *
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* Na-na, na, na *
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- Well, the press release
for "Marriage Vacation"
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has made a big splash.
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"Page Six" is already calling it
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"one of the most anticipated
reads of the summer."
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- Wait, summer?
We're not gonna make summer.
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- Is it feasible
to rush the pub date?
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- I think we could.
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Pauline and I are almost done
editing the first five chapters.
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- Uh, when can I see them?
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- She's coming in today.
I'll ask her if she's ready.
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- It doesn't matter
if she's ready.
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Uh, I am going to have notes,
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so the sooner, the better.
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- Of course.
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- Thank you.
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- You know, Liza, I take on
many roles at this office,
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and one of those,
if I'm not mistaken,
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is as a mentor.
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- To?
- You.
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- Oh, yes,
of course, definitely.
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- You are editing
a tell-all book
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about the dissolution
of your boss' marriage.
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The stakes are very high here.
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You could blast off or explode.
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- I know this is
a tricky situation,
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and I'm trying hard
to navigate it properly,
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without exploding.
- Good.
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Since I've met you,
you've been kind of boy crazy.
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It's nice to see you
focusing on your work
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for a change.
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- As a whole,
I think the first five chapters
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are in good shape.
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- But?
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- I never said
I was in love with Donna Tartt.
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I said I loved her writing.
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This is fiction, Charles,
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and at the time,
I was obsessing over it, so...
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- So this is an amalgamation
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of real people
and your imagination?
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- The emotional truth
is in there,
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what it feels like to be married
to a powerful publisher.
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- Yes, playing hostess
to brilliant writers
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and not writing myself.
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That's all true.
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Look, I'm not demonizing you.
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I'm putting you on a pedestal.
- Putting me on a pedestal
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or the fictional character
on a pedestal?
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both: Both.
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- Hey.
- "Hey"?
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What? Just "hey"?
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Have you not been following
my Instagram story?
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- All right, sorry for not
checking your every update,
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but I'm at work.
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- Okay, well, I am at The Nest.
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- What?
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Oh, my God, is that Zoe Kravitz?
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- No, no,
it's a barista named Summer,
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but if you look
in the deep background, dude,
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you can see Greta Gerwig.
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- Wait, I thought The Nest
was, like, super exclusive.
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How did you get in?
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- It's all about
who you know, Kels,
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and that is why I'm calling,
to let you know
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that there is an open
networking event tonight
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that non-members can attend.
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So be your best self
and get down here.
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- Text me the address.
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- I already dropped a pin,
lover.
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- I'm not sure if it's--
- Hey!
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We're all going out tonight.
- Ooh.
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- Oh, I don't think so.
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Now that they've rushed
the pub date,
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I really think
we should stay and work.
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- Oh, this is work.
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We are going to
the most exclusive women's club
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in New York City.
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- Are you talking about
that place The Nest?
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- Yeah.
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- All right,
apparently it's like Soho House,
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but no boys allowed.
- Yeah.
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And the women who belong there
have enough Instagram followers
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to double the initial print
of "Marriage Vacation."
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- Okay, I'm in.
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- All right.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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- No, no--come on!
- Oh, wait, wait, look!
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- Ah!
- Ah!
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- Okay, I don't know
how they do it in Ireland,
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but here in the States,
it is frowned upon
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to distract your opponents.
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I'm so sorry,
but see that little rock wall
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right behind your corpse?
- Yeah, I do.
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- That was my idea.
- Really?
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- Mm-hmm.
- That little wall?
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- Mm-hmm. My bosses
who designed the game
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were looking
for something unassuming
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that they could hide
the key to level four in.
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- So there's a key to the next
level hidden in that wall?
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Whoa.
- I'm so sorry.
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- Hey, Kels, what's going on?
- Hey.
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- Check it out. You see
that little wall right there?
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- Uh-huh.
- Clare designed it.
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- Oh, cool.
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- All right, next game,
that key is mine.
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- Hey, has anyone seen
my makeup bag?
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- Mm.
- Oh, I-I put it in the drawer
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along with your brush
and hair dryer.
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Oh, and I put your hair products
in the press--
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uh, cabinet,
and I washed your towel.
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It's hanging
on the back of the door.
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- Oh, my God, Clare,
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I'm so sorry
if my stuff was everywhere.
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- Oh, no, no,
I was just tidying up.
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- Thank you.
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- Hey, you didn't
have to do that, babe.
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- Well, I want your friends
to like me.
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When have friends ever
not liked the girlfriend
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and it worked out?
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- Aww.
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* You want us to work out *
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- Hello, Ethan.
- Hey.
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- Is this your girlfriend?
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- It's not my girlfriend.
Dave's.
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- Is there a trick
to flushing that thing?
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- It's pretty straightforward,
Dave.
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- Uh--
I'll take care of it, Tony.
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No, no, no, uh,
this is Dave, sweetheart.
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- We're out of here.
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- They, uh, just stopped by
to kill some time
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before a buddy's party.
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- Don't you think
they'd be more comfortable
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killing time
in Ethan's apartment?
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And when is he getting
one of those?
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- We were just
talking about that.
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- Oh, looking
would've been better.
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- Soon. I promise.
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But first, there is something
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that I've been
thinking about all day.
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- Are you serious?
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- Yes.
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- You are just trying
to shut me up.
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- Is it working?
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- Oh!
Wow, this place is really...
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- I know. I know.
These are hand-painted peonies.
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No two are similar,
just like the women here.
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- Except they're all
really young,
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so similar in that regard.
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- Uh, actually, no.
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There are quite a few Mares.
- I--
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- That's what they call
the members over 35.
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You mostly see them at
the Restorative Yoga nights.
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- Uh, what's Pinx?
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- Ah, those are period panties
that make you look slimmer.
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They're sponsoring
tonight's event.
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- Huh. Okay, well,
is anyone sponsoring a bar?
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- Of course.
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Bloody Marys.
JK.
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- What?
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- Pinx?
- Oh...
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- Uh, su-sure, thank you.
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- Pinx?
- Thank you.
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This is just like
a sexy diaper, right?
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- More like a girdle
with a drip tray.
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- Oh, God.
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- Oh, my God,
Louise Wexford founded Pinx?
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She inspired a character
in "Marriage Vacation," Lois,
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the one who's always bragging
about going to business school.
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- You changed Louise to Lois?
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- Oh, my God, Pauline?
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- I heard you were
back in New York.
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- Yeah, yeah, I--here I am.
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- What is this?
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- Mm, most mortifying leak story
wins a year of Pinx.
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What do you think,
the volleyball game leak
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or the bloodstain on the boat?
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- Is this it?
- What--what--what do you mean?
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- I mean, I thought there would
be cool, interesting women here
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talking about how they climbed
the corporate ladder.
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- Not unless someone
holding the ladder
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saw their period stain,
apparently.
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- Oh, totally.
Hi. Kelsey Peters.
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- Cece Jones.
I know you.
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You work at Empirical, right?
- Yes.
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- I was a segment producer
at the "Today Show."
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I was there for Kiko Kagami.
I work at "GMA" now.
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- Mm, Kelsey runs
her own imprint now.
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It's called "Millennial."
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- You're publishing
"Marriage Vacation."
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- Yeah.
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- That book is getting
a lot of buzz.
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Can I see a galley?
- Soon.
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- We should get dinner
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and talk about
getting the book on the show.
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I think it'd be
a great fit for us.
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- Oh, my God, yes,
I would love that.
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Here you go.
- Cool, I'll keep in touch.
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- Great.
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- Well, you networked.
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Happy now?
- Yes.
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Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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You know, I'm gonna go
with bloodstain on the boat.
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That was a real whodunit...
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- Mm.
- For about ten minutes.
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- Pinx has changed my life.
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Having an income
and a purpose,
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using my degree--
I went to Wharton, you know.
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- Oh.
- But then I met Teddy,
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and we got married,
and I got pregnant--
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well, I don't have to tell you.
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- Nope, I get it.
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- Apparently you wrote
the book on it,
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which I can't wait
to get my hands on.
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Anyone in there
I might recognize?
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- Well, you'll just have
to buy it and see.
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- Oh, smart.
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You know what?
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Teddy and I are having
some people over
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for cocktails
tomorrow night.
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Why don't we make it
a book party?
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- Oh, the book's not
gonna be out for months.
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- So let's generate
some buzz for both of us.
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- Okay, sure.
- Wonderful.
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I will have my assistant
take care of everything.
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Mwah. Mwah.
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Bye.
- Bye-bye.
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- Oh, my God, you have
to come to that thing with me.
251
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- Oh, I will stick out
like a sore thumb
252
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in that crowd. I can't.
- No, no, no, no, no.
253
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I don't fit in either.
Please.
254
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Oh, Liza, please come.
255
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Please come.
Be my one friend at the thing.
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- Okay.
- Ah-ha! Thank you.
257
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Thank you.
258
00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,233
God, I am so glad that Charles
didn't take you off the book.
259
00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:25,300
- What do you mean?
- Oh, no, it was nothing.
260
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He just mentioned it to me.
261
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I'm sure it's because
we're getting along too well
262
00:10:28,733 --> 00:10:30,200
and he feels outnumbered.
263
00:10:30,267 --> 00:10:31,967
- Yeah, that must be it.
264
00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,567
- Hey, is that your Google Earth
nudie pic?
265
00:10:43,633 --> 00:10:45,233
- Yeah, I blew it up.
266
00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:47,567
I figured it's an angle
that I can't get myself.
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So eat your heart out,
Cindy Sherman.
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- Where are you off to?
269
00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,267
- Uh, I'm going
to a party with Pauline.
270
00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:55,033
- Oh, you two
seem to be getting along.
271
00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:56,767
- We have a lot in common.
- Yeah?
272
00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:58,433
- Yeah, we both found ourselves
stuck in lives
273
00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:01,100
we wanted to change,
and now we're changing them.
274
00:11:01,167 --> 00:11:02,300
- Yeah,
but the difference is that
275
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hers was Upper East Side wealth.
276
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Yours was Central Jersey
gambling debt.
277
00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,567
- Yeah, and she still loves
her husband.
278
00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:09,600
- You still love her husband.
279
00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,800
- I mean, I'm not sure if it's--
280
00:11:19,867 --> 00:11:23,067
Ooh, Liza!
Hi.
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Oh, I want you all to meet
my wonderful editor,
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Liza Miller.
- Hi, Liza.
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- Hello.
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00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:31,100
- I actually thought
about a career in writing,
285
00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:33,767
but that's not
why you go to work, hmm?
286
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- Well, I think what you're
doing is really brave, Pauline.
287
00:11:36,267 --> 00:11:39,267
- Same, and I hope
you and Charles work it out.
288
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:42,067
- Oh, Cindy Vannice.
289
00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:44,267
- Oh.
290
00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:46,100
- I wrote a book
291
00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:47,600
about the year I lived
with that Botox lump
292
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in the middle of my forehead.
293
00:11:48,967 --> 00:11:51,400
It's called "Woman, Horned."
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It's a Kindle single.
295
00:11:53,867 --> 00:11:55,733
Oh, my God.
296
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,567
Oh, my God.
297
00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:59,400
These women's approval
used to mean so much to me,
298
00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:01,700
and now I don't care.
299
00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:03,467
- That has to be a good feeling.
300
00:12:03,533 --> 00:12:05,467
- Oh, you have no idea.
301
00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:09,267
God, Liza, this book is really
changing everything for me.
302
00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:11,100
Charles and I
are even talking about
303
00:12:11,167 --> 00:12:13,900
my moving back into
the town house with the girls.
304
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,700
- Wow.
305
00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:17,400
That's great.
- Yeah.
306
00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:19,867
- There you are.
- Oh, hi.
307
00:12:19,933 --> 00:12:21,333
I--do you wanna--
- I'll just--I'll grab a drink.
308
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,100
- Okay.
I-I-I-I'll catch up.
309
00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:25,200
- Okay.
310
00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:32,067
- So give me the dirt
on "Marriage Vacation."
311
00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:33,800
The estranged wife
just shows up,
312
00:12:33,867 --> 00:12:35,433
says, "I've got a book.
It's about my marriage.
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Will you publish it?"
314
00:12:36,933 --> 00:12:38,433
- I mean, it wasn't
so straightforward,
315
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:39,833
but basically.
316
00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:41,467
- There's gotta be drama.
317
00:12:41,533 --> 00:12:44,133
- How could there not be?
318
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,500
Oh, my God, there's my friend.
319
00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:47,633
Lauren!
320
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:48,900
Lauren!
321
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,100
Can you give me a sec?
- Sure.
322
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:03,433
- Lauren!
323
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:04,833
Hey.
324
00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,733
- Oh, Kelsey, hi, hi.
It's you. Wow.
325
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,100
- Are you hiding from me?
- That's a weird thing to ask.
326
00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:11,100
- Okay, well,
you're acting a little weird,
327
00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:12,633
and it looks like
you're wearing
328
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:13,767
the same thing
you had on last night,
329
00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:15,100
only turned inside out.
330
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:17,300
- Yeah, well,
that's because I am.
331
00:13:17,367 --> 00:13:19,933
- Okay, is there some sort of
"Grey Gardens"-themed mixer here
332
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,467
that I'm unaware of?
- No, but that sounds fun.
333
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:25,433
Okay, Kelsey, look,
the truth is,
334
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,433
I've been at The Nest
since last night
335
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,433
and the night before that
and--and the night before that.
336
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,233
- I'm confused.
Are there rooms here?
337
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:32,733
- No, no, there are not.
338
00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:36,300
I have been sleeping here
in a closet at night,
339
00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:38,400
standing straight up
like a horse.
340
00:13:38,467 --> 00:13:39,533
- What?
- Yes.
341
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,400
- Why?
342
00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:43,200
- Because--because I was fired
from Hector and Dorff.
343
00:13:43,267 --> 00:13:45,567
On Tuesday, Lindy,
Hector and Dorff's VP,
344
00:13:45,633 --> 00:13:47,300
asked me to lunch.
345
00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:49,300
Lindy's insufferable
and talks so much
346
00:13:49,367 --> 00:13:50,967
that Hector calls her Fat Lindy,
even though she's not fat.
347
00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:53,067
That's just his put-down
for everyone.
348
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,633
Anyway, I settle in
for a long, boring conversation,
349
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,067
when Lindy looks at me,
and she says...
350
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:57,733
- You're fired.
351
00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,067
We need your work phone.
352
00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:00,900
- Quick and to the point
353
00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:03,933
for the first time
in Fat Lindy's life.
354
00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:06,233
- Oh, my God.
Lauren, I'm so sorry.
355
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,967
- It's fine.
I'll be okay.
356
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:09,267
You know, I was outgrowing
the company anyway,
357
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:11,267
and I told that to Hector,
358
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:12,800
which, in hindsight, is probably
why this whole thing happened.
359
00:14:12,867 --> 00:14:15,067
- Okay, look, everything
is going to be fine,
360
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,267
but you need to leave The Nest.
361
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:19,067
- No!
I can't leave here, Kelsey.
362
00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:20,933
I'm not a member.
They'll never let me back in.
363
00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:23,267
- Oh, Lauren, give it up, okay?
This place isn't that great.
364
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:25,300
It's like living
in a giant dollhouse.
365
00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:27,600
It's over-curated,
it's far too flowery,
366
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,300
and it's a little
infantilizing.
367
00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:30,967
- Yeah, well, you know
what's infantilizing?
368
00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:32,900
Being unemployed
and living with your parents.
369
00:14:32,967 --> 00:14:34,767
I'm not leaving here
until I have enough contacts
370
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,433
to start my own PR firm.
371
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,300
Failure is not an option.
- I get that. I do.
372
00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:41,233
But neither is sleeping
in a closet, okay?
373
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,267
You're coming to stay
with me at Josh's, okay?
374
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:44,900
- Okay.
- Great.
375
00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:49,133
There's not a shower here,
is there?
376
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,300
- No.
- Mm.
377
00:14:57,633 --> 00:15:00,233
- Oh, my gosh, Jay.
What are you doing here?
378
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,100
- Well, nice to see you too.
- Sorry, hi.
379
00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:05,667
I-I--uh, I was just surprised.
380
00:15:05,733 --> 00:15:07,500
- Oh, I've known Teddy
and Louise for years.
381
00:15:07,567 --> 00:15:10,300
In fact, I love to come
to these parties
382
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,500
and try to find out which book
383
00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:14,900
opens up the door
to the secret bondage room.
384
00:15:14,967 --> 00:15:16,700
Nope.
385
00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:19,233
- Nope. Ah.
386
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:22,167
Hey, congratulations on, uh,
editing "Marriage Vacation."
387
00:15:22,233 --> 00:15:24,400
I'm hearing great things.
- Thank you. I'm excited.
388
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:26,833
I-I think it has
a lot of potential.
389
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,300
- And let it be known
that I may not have been
390
00:15:28,367 --> 00:15:30,067
the first person
to see your talent
391
00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:32,067
but I was the first one
that tried to poach it.
392
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:35,100
- You never forget the first.
393
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:37,767
I was actually hoping
394
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,900
that I would
run into you tonight.
395
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:43,833
I wanted to see you again,
but I wasn't sure how you felt.
396
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,867
- I think you're terrific.
397
00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:49,367
- Terrific. Well, I think
you are terrific too.
398
00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:54,667
- Excuse me.
399
00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:56,067
- Yeah.
400
00:15:57,733 --> 00:15:59,167
Terrific.
401
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:11,700
- Charles. Hi.
402
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:12,900
- I didn't know
you were coming.
403
00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:15,400
- I didn't know you smoked.
404
00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:17,700
- Yeah, um...
405
00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:20,300
only when I'm stressed.
406
00:16:20,367 --> 00:16:22,567
- It must be hard for you,
407
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,267
working with Pauline
every day,
408
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:27,067
reliving the past.
409
00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:29,833
- The hardest part is,
I can't get you out of my head.
410
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,300
- In order for me to do my job,
411
00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:38,500
I've, um--I've had to build
a relationship with Pauline,
412
00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:41,133
and...
413
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,733
The truth is, I like her.
414
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,567
And I love your girls,
and I am not going to be the one
415
00:16:46,633 --> 00:16:49,300
to stand in the way of this
family getting back together.
416
00:16:49,367 --> 00:16:53,067
- You are confusing
the book with reality.
417
00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:54,500
- She said you were
talking about
418
00:16:54,567 --> 00:16:57,600
her moving back
into the town house.
419
00:16:57,667 --> 00:17:00,467
- Well, she tells you
way too much,
420
00:17:00,533 --> 00:17:03,300
and that is not
exactly accurate.
421
00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:04,633
- Is that why you wanted
to take me off the book?
422
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:06,667
Because she tells me too much?
423
00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:08,233
- I don't wanna throw away
what--
424
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:11,367
what we could be
for this.
425
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,333
I think that
we are making a mistake.
426
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,867
- I don't think
it's a mistake.
427
00:17:18,933 --> 00:17:21,567
This book could be
a huge success for the company
428
00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:23,967
and for Pauline and for--
- For you.
429
00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:27,767
- Yes.
430
00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:31,833
- Well...
431
00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:36,900
Let's make this book
a huge success, then.
432
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,100
- Hey there.
433
00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:54,467
- This is sipping tequila,
Richard.
434
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:57,533
An entire bottle, guzzled.
435
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,100
- You think it was Ethan?
436
00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:01,100
- Yes.
He's like a Gremlin,
437
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,067
just pillaging the place
at night.
438
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:05,500
I'm sorry.
439
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:09,067
- Richard, what is the plan,
hmm?
440
00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:10,867
The three of us can't live
in this one-bedroom apartment
441
00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:12,433
together forever.
- I know.
442
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,167
I'll figure something out.
443
00:18:14,233 --> 00:18:16,300
He just needs a little support
right now.
444
00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:18,867
- Struggling in your 20s
is what you are supposed to do.
445
00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:20,200
- Ethan is struggling.
446
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,933
He doesn't wanna
live here either.
447
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:24,067
- Oh, are my Turkish towels
too lush for him?
448
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:27,367
No, I'm sorry, Richard,
but Ethan is your kryptonite.
449
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,867
I know what your kryptonite is.
450
00:18:34,933 --> 00:18:36,367
- That is not my krypton--
451
00:18:36,433 --> 00:18:37,833
Richard, I know
what you're doing.
452
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,933
I-I know--Richard!
453
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,500
You have one week.
454
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,700
- Hello!
455
00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:58,600
I wanna thank you all
so much for coming
456
00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:01,267
to celebrate
our dear friend Pauline.
457
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:03,267
She came back.
458
00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:08,100
May all of our stories
have happy endings.
459
00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:09,700
- Aww.
- Cheers!
460
00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:14,133
- And, uh, I-I-I just
wanna say thank you
461
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,700
to Louise and Teddy
for this incredible party.
462
00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:21,933
And I wanna thank
my publisher and husband
463
00:19:22,067 --> 00:19:24,233
for being so brave.
464
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,500
None of this would be possible
without him.
465
00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:28,200
- Aww.
466
00:19:29,633 --> 00:19:31,367
- Cheers, everyone.
467
00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:36,300
- Liza? Hi!
468
00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:38,367
Julia and Bob, Bob and Julia,
469
00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:40,933
Rose's parents.
- Oh, yeah.
470
00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:43,633
- Your daughter's best friend.
- Yes, of course, I know.
471
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,667
I love Rose.
Such a special girl.
472
00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:47,767
- We heard Caitlin
had appendicitis.
473
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:49,333
- She did.
474
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,467
Yes, and Rose
was such a big help.
475
00:19:51,533 --> 00:19:53,067
I meant to email.
476
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,300
- Oh, well,
how do you know Louise?
477
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,233
- Uh...I don't, not really,
478
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,367
aside from her period panties?
479
00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:01,033
- Who are you here with?
- She's here with me.
480
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,800
- Uh!
- Jay!
481
00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:05,700
- Bob, how are ya?
482
00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:07,000
- Wait, you two are dating?
483
00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:08,233
- Yeah, we are.
- Mm-hmm.
484
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,833
Yep, it's very new.
485
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,633
- That is a crazy small world.
486
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:14,000
Bob and Jay went
to Princeton together.
487
00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:16,000
Who didn't go to Princeton?
488
00:20:16,067 --> 00:20:17,833
Louise, she went to Wharton.
489
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,300
- I thought
you didn't know Louise.
490
00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:21,467
- Everyone knows
Louise went to Wharton.
491
00:20:21,533 --> 00:20:23,667
- Oh, God, that is so true.
- Ha.
492
00:20:23,733 --> 00:20:25,433
Honey, we're gonna be late
for our dinner reservation.
493
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,100
- We should head out,
sweetheart.
494
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:28,633
- All right, well...
- It was nice seeing you.
495
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,267
- Good to see you, Bob.
- Oh--okay.
496
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,800
- All right.
- That--wow.
497
00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:43,233
- Oh, my God, you saved my life,
498
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,667
the 27-year-old one at least.
499
00:20:44,733 --> 00:20:46,933
- Well, I am happy
to be your old beard.
500
00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:50,300
- Now is not the time
to get busted.
501
00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:51,900
- I owe you.
How 'bout a drink?
502
00:20:51,967 --> 00:20:55,100
- I thought you said
we were gonna have dinner.
503
00:20:55,167 --> 00:20:57,867
- I'd like that.
- Come on, come on.
504
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,200
- Hey...
505
00:21:04,267 --> 00:21:05,733
I thought you were coming over
before your shift.
506
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,333
What happened?
507
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,167
- I was, but then I got
some bad news.
508
00:21:10,233 --> 00:21:12,200
- What? What is it?
509
00:21:12,267 --> 00:21:14,767
- The company I'm interning for,
510
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:16,567
they're not gonna
offer me a job.
511
00:21:16,633 --> 00:21:19,500
That sucks.
512
00:21:19,567 --> 00:21:20,900
Hey, it's okay.
513
00:21:20,967 --> 00:21:22,433
You're talented.
You'll find something.
514
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,367
- No, you don't get it.
515
00:21:24,433 --> 00:21:27,067
The internship
only lasts six months.
516
00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:29,733
That means I have
to move back to Ireland.
517
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:33,200
I can't stay in this country
without a work permit.
518
00:21:33,267 --> 00:21:35,700
- When is the six months up?
519
00:21:35,767 --> 00:21:38,067
- In a week.
520
00:21:45,433 --> 00:21:46,867
Okay, wait,
521
00:21:46,933 --> 00:21:50,500
you were at the Random House
Y2K party?
522
00:21:50,567 --> 00:21:52,067
- Random House
is where I started.
523
00:21:52,133 --> 00:21:54,767
- Ah...in your "past life."
524
00:21:56,467 --> 00:21:58,500
This is me.
525
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:01,600
God, you must think I'm the
craziest person you've ever met.
526
00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:05,833
- I've been waiting a long time
to meet someone crazy like you.
527
00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:12,800
Okay, so I was gonna
go for the lips.
528
00:22:12,867 --> 00:22:14,600
- I'm sorry.
529
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,067
I chickened out and rerouted
530
00:22:17,133 --> 00:22:18,600
and ended up kissing your hair,
531
00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:20,233
so I'm gonna walk
into traffic now.
532
00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:22,467
Okay, before you do...
533
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,967
Good night.
534
00:22:33,067 --> 00:22:34,467
- Good night.
535
00:22:41,533 --> 00:22:45,133
- * Cover your eyes *
536
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,633
* We kiss and collide *
537
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:52,433
* We'll be crashing all night *
538
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:55,100
* Let me take you for a ride *
539
00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:58,067
* We kiss and collide *
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