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- * They say the party
won't be on *
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* Until I get up in the place *
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- I can't believe
this turnout.
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We have a hit on our hands.
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- I predicted this.
I told you I had a special dog.
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- You had a special editor.
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Liza rewrote every page
of this book.
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Gave it a point of view.
Wit. Irony.
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- I know. I know.
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- We did our job too well.
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This was supposed to
die a quiet death
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- I know.
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Hey, Amazon just
sold out of stock.
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- What?
- Oh, and Zane just tweeted.
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- Ouch. I thought he liked you.
- No, he does.
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He's flirt-fighting. My move.
I gotta bite back hard.
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- Uh, why is Pearl's
lipstick out?
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Wait, why does Pearl
even have a lipstick? Emily?
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- This is Pearl II. Gary.
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Pearl's son. And lover too,
but that's dogs.
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He just peed off
his dog merkin again.
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Put on the backup.
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It's Velcro, but really
get in there and rub hard.
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- Oh, no, no, no.
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You gotta--
you gotta do that.
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- Hello.
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- * Oh, everybody thinks *
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* That they're gonna rule
the world *
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* I'm just gonna learn
how to play it *
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* Give me all you got
and I'll turn... *
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- Congratulations!
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Your Labradoodle book
is starting a trend.
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We've been getting submissions
all morning.
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Deep thoughts from puppies.
Kittens. Weasels.
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- I have three horses,
a gecko, and two hamsters here.
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- I had a hamster once
when I was a child.
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Sad story. Apparently you can't
blow-dry them on High.
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Well, ladies, you've
strapped yourselves to a bomb.
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Might as well enjoy the ride.
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- Still hard to believe
this is a Millennial title.
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A novelty book about
a dog philosopher.
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- Kelsey did not want
to publish it. I made her.
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- That is going to save
our company.
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- What?
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- How is it gonna save
our company?
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- We're half a million apart
on LL Moore's new contract.
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These sales might help
bridge the gap.
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- We are happy to go slightly
off-brand for one book
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if it's gonna help Empirical.
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Nothing we can't walk back
with our next book.
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- Walk back?
Run towards it!
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Apparently young people
want to read about
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what their pets are thinking.
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So let's scratch that itch.
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- Okay. Got through almost half
the animal kingdom, so--
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- Ugh, Richard.
Who says "I love you" in a text?
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What am I supposed to say
back to that?
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"I know. Thank you."
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- That's an option.
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- It doesn't cost anything
to be polite, Liza.
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Your generation
could learn that.
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That reminds me: I have to get
Charles a birthday present.
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He always says
mine are his favorite.
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Not out loud, but
there's such a thing as subtext.
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-Okay, Charles, birthday.
Any ideas?
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- Uh, just one.
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Have my assistant do it.
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Be in my office at noon,
and I want choices.
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- * One, two, three, four *
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- I thought
we were going to dinner.
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- This is me post-Max, okay?
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I'm single again
and oozing sex.
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I'm not gonna waste that
on a gay waiter.
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I'm back, ladies! Yes!
You're welcome!
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- Come on, Maggie.
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You need this too, all right?
We'll wing-woman each other.
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Ugh, Kelsey's got
a Twitter feud going on
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with this hot editor
from Rivington.
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Let's see: "Millennial Scoops Up
Steaming Hot Property."
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- Oh? Ew.
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Is that...
- Yeah. Yep. That's dog shit.
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Uh-huh, not even the emoji.
Okay, the real thing.
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Oh, my God.
Twitter feuds are so lame.
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Just go straight
to the hate sex, kiddies.
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Less thumbing, more fingering.
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- Girl, someone's
looking at you.
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- I'm sorry, really?
Where.
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- Over there.
- Is she cute?
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Ooh, I can't tell. Okay.
She's coming, she's coming.
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Look straight, Maggie.
Help me out.
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- How do I do that?
- Just look straight.
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- Are you...are you
Maggie Amato?
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- Yeah.
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- I saw "The New York Times"
article about you last week.
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I love your work.
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- That was crazy,
but thank you, thank you.
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- Good crazy.
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I'm sorry. I'm Donna Malone.
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I have a gallery
on Clinton street. Studio 29.
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- Oh, yeah, I saw
the Tala Madani show there.
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Great space, yeah.
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- I can't believe
we've never met.
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Maybe I could drop by
your studio?
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See your work sometime?
- Any time.
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- Great.
- Yeah.
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I'm with some friends
and we're about to leave,
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but if I give you my card,
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would you promise to call me
or text me?
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- Absolutely.
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Uh, you got a little something
right here.
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- Oh, is it--no?
- No, no, no sorry.
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- Well, you know, it was
really great meeting you.
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- Yeah.
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- I'm free tomorrow night,
by the way.
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- Okay.
She was very, very into you.
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You coulda
fried an egg on that cooch.
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- Did she--did she
have a mustache?
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- I don't know, wasn't
on her tits.
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Honestly, that's all
I was looking at.
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Wow!
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These two really hate
each other.
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I was hoping you were
the pizza guy.
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- Right.
Like you eat pizza.
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And yes, I see your abs.
You can breathe out now.
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- I'm up 250 followers today.
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- Ha! I'm up 330.
I'm winning.
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- Not really. I'm upping your
stock, not the other way around.
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- I see what I'm upping.
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Unless that's for the pizza guy.
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- * Show me your colors *
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* 'Cause there ain't no other *
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* Gotta do your own thing *
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- I wish I could have
been there,
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but no one wants a mom
on their class trip.
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- Anyway, you live here.
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You can go to The Whitney
any day of the week.
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But I'm beat.
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I can't wait to
get on that train and sleep.
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- You do look pale.
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Are you done with
the antibiotics?
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You took the whole bottle,
right?
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- You're totally Mom-ing
out on me.
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- Well, you had your appendix
out.
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That's a major surgery.
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- I'm not the walking wounded;
you are.
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And you're just avoiding the
topic--the breakup, Josh.
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Are you okay?
- Yes.
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We're good.
I see him around.
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- Was it the age thing?
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- Pretty much.
- Figured.
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It's too bad.
I liked him.
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- So did I.
But we're friends.
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- So now you get to be
the older, wiser maternal figure
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who listens to his problems
with his new girlfriends.
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That sucks.
- What time is your train again?
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- Right, um, I should use
the restroom here,
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'cause the ones at Grand Central
get too much traffic.
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I hate a warm seat.
- Wait, you actually sit down?
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Oh, God, I failed you
as a mother.
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Be right back.
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And I know exactly
how much chocolate cake is left.
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- Liza Miller, right?
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Jay... Mallick.
We met at Bonfire?
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- Right. Hi, Jay!
From Macmillan. Hi.
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- You are embarrassed because
you never called me back.
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- Oh, no, yes, maybe.
I don't know.
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You know, but I'm happy
at Empirical.
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I was just having a bad day
that day that we met.
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- Hey, may I?
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Um...
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There.
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Now I have your cell.
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You know, we don't have to
talk about our jobs.
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- Right, I look forward to that.
Thanks. Bye.
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- Come on, Mom.
Line was too long.
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I'll deal. Did you pay?
- Wait, "Mom"?
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- That's her name for me, Mom.
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Because I'm always
mothering her.
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Wear your scarf,
eat your vegetables.
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Oh, how we laugh.
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- Yeah.
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Okay, I guess she's not
going to introduce me.
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I'm the daughter. Caitlin.
- Hi.
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- And if we don't get
a move on, Mom,
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I'm gonna miss my train.
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- I am...confused.
- Oh, geez, gosh.
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Look at the time.
You know, it was really nice
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seeing you again, Jay.
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- Okay, uh, well, yeah.
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Well, you know, we should talk.
I'll call you.
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- Oh, absolutely, great, yes.
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- Okay, nice to see you.
- Great to meet you.
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- Okay, tonight at 7:00.
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I'll see you then. Bye.
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Oh, God.
- What happened?
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- I met this Macmillan editor
at Bonfire who thought I was 27.
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Well, he ran into me last night
with Caitlin.
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And now he wants to talk.
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- She blew your cover?
- It was my own fault.
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She called me Liza once
when she was 15.
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I took away her phone
for a week.
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- Wonder what he wants
to talk about.
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- He'll tell me at dinner.
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- Well, I would show up with
a baseball bat
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if things got dicey,
but I'm having
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this gallery owner over
tonight.
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- Is it a date?
- I'm not really sure.
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You know, and she's definitely
interested in my work,
209
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but as far as dating goes,
there's one little problem.
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- What is it?
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- I think she has a stash.
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- Of what?
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- No, no, a mustache.
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- Everybody's got
a little peach fuzz.
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- This is not a peach;
this is a coconut.
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- Well, can you look past it?
- How? It's a mustache.
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And she keeps it on her face.
- You're crazy.
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- Besides that, you know,
she's really beautiful.
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- Well, maybe it was just
the lighting.
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- Yeah. Maybe.
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- That's cashmere.
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- But brown?
For Charles?
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It's really more
Richard's color.
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- I'll take it back.
225
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- No, I'll bank it
for Richard's birthday.
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Really should find out
when that is.
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Oh, this is too feminine
for Charles.
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Richard would like it, though.
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He's not afraid
of his feminine side.
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Which is lucky,
because there's a lot of it.
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- What do you think of these
for Richard?
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- You mean Charles.
233
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- No, I mean Richard.
234
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Maybe you like him
more than you think.
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And maybe you should tell him.
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I mean, that's what
all these gifts are saying.
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- You're right.
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It's Richard.
239
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And if it is Richard
and not Charles,
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then why the hell am I still
trying to get Charles' approval?
241
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- Well, he is still your boss.
242
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- I have been doing this
for years now.
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Look at me!
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The hair, the outfit,
the sparkles.
245
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Yes, it is good
for office morale.
246
00:10:39,933 --> 00:10:41,367
- Absolutely.
- But I have been
247
00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,167
casting my pearls
before swine.
248
00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:45,033
No more! Mm-mm!
249
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:47,667
I am turning off the charm,
shutting down this power plant.
250
00:10:47,733 --> 00:10:50,200
And this year, he can get
a goddamn cupcake
251
00:10:50,267 --> 00:10:51,400
like everyone else.
252
00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:58,533
- Barnes & Noble
sales figures.
253
00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:00,267
- This feud has gone national.
254
00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:02,233
William Shatner
just retweeted me.
255
00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:03,300
- What?
- Verified!
256
00:11:03,367 --> 00:11:04,600
Like, the Priceline guy.
257
00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:06,300
- Yeah, and also "Star Trek."
258
00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:09,367
- And it made Vulture.
Come see this.
259
00:11:11,467 --> 00:11:13,767
- "Millennial Editrix Trashes
New York's
260
00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:16,300
Best Dressed Editor
on Twitter." Wow.
261
00:11:16,367 --> 00:11:19,300
- Best-dressed!
Zane totally fed them this.
262
00:11:19,367 --> 00:11:21,667
- Yeah, business the probably
didn't feed them this part.
263
00:11:21,733 --> 00:11:23,433
It says it all started
because Empirical stole
264
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,067
Lachlan Flynn from him.
265
00:11:25,067 --> 00:11:26,367
Oh, he's not gonna like that,
is it?
266
00:11:26,433 --> 00:11:28,300
- He is not going to care.
267
00:11:28,367 --> 00:11:30,067
It's not fun if it doesn't
hurt a little.
268
00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:32,067
- Really? Is that a rule?
269
00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:35,700
- FYI, L.L. Moore is giving us
some pushback on our offer.
270
00:11:35,767 --> 00:11:39,367
So that Labradoodle money is
really coming at the right time.
271
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,767
- Happy to help.
- And I...
272
00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:45,667
I heard about your Twitter feud.
- Mm-hmm.
273
00:11:45,733 --> 00:11:47,733
- And I have to say,
I think it's unwise,
274
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,233
swapping insults in public.
275
00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:52,067
So I would shut that down
if I were you.
276
00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:55,267
- But it's boosting our profile
and sales.
277
00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:57,233
I mean, didn't you
just help yourself
278
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,500
to some of our profits
for Empirical?
279
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,233
- So I did.
280
00:12:15,867 --> 00:12:18,067
- Kels, Charles thinks
this is getting out of hand.
281
00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:19,500
- Of course he does.
He's old-school.
282
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,533
J.K. Rowling retweeted me!
283
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,100
That's crazy.
284
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,100
- You know, I'd love
to see this in the light.
285
00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:41,167
- Uh, yeah.
286
00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:44,100
I keep more in storage.
I have smaller ones hair.
287
00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:46,300
I mean, here.
Smaller ones here.
288
00:12:46,367 --> 00:12:49,967
- Mm, oh, and this!
I mean, this is....
289
00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:52,300
Just...mm!
290
00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:54,500
Mm. I mean, that's amazing.
291
00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:57,733
- She paints, she cooks.
292
00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,367
Mm!
293
00:13:00,433 --> 00:13:02,933
Can we speak honestly?
294
00:13:03,067 --> 00:13:04,533
- Oh, thank God.
295
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,200
- I love your art.
296
00:13:06,267 --> 00:13:07,700
And I'm going to hang it
297
00:13:07,767 --> 00:13:09,700
no matter how you feel
about this.
298
00:13:09,767 --> 00:13:14,067
But I'm also really
interested in you.
299
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:16,500
As a person.
300
00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:18,067
As a woman.
301
00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:20,367
- You just get right
to the point, don't you?
302
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,867
- Well, you know, I like
to just jump right in there.
303
00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:24,667
I like to ask a girl
what she likes,
304
00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:28,567
and you know, if I like it too,
well, then...
305
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,700
Okay, okay.
306
00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:32,467
- Yeah.
- I'll go first.
307
00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:34,233
I love romance.
308
00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:35,800
Kissing, cuddling.
309
00:13:35,867 --> 00:13:38,567
Bubble baths.
I love bathing together.
310
00:13:38,633 --> 00:13:41,567
Hey. Do you have a bathtub?
311
00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:44,400
- I do.
- Mm, warm water.
312
00:13:44,467 --> 00:13:48,067
Lights out,
just like a dozen candles.
313
00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:49,533
- How 'bout two?
314
00:13:50,733 --> 00:13:51,900
Or one.
315
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,833
- All right.
- Yeah.
316
00:13:57,067 --> 00:14:00,533
- So yeah, 41.
Class of '96.
317
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,567
- Well, here's to you.
318
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,933
- Don't congratulate me.
It was a mistake.
319
00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:09,100
People find out
and then it's...leverage.
320
00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:11,467
- What do you mean?
- I've been pressured before.
321
00:14:11,533 --> 00:14:13,233
Blackmailed.
322
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:16,267
- Oh, my God. What kind of crowd
are you running with?
323
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,967
Oh, publishing, right, yeah.
324
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,700
All right, well, look,
I won't tell anyone.
325
00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:25,667
- As long as I...
- Nothing. No.
326
00:14:25,733 --> 00:14:27,733
You don't even have to be
nice to me, all right?
327
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,300
You can get up, throw a glass
of win in my face and leave,
328
00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:32,133
and I will not tell a soul.
329
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,767
I'll eat your entrée,
but I will keep your secret.
330
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:40,433
Hey, look.
I'm one of the good guys.
331
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,933
In fact, the only thing
bad about me
332
00:14:42,067 --> 00:14:43,333
is that I walk around
saying things like,
333
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,767
"I'm one of the good guys."
I'm sorry.
334
00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:48,967
- Well, thank you.
335
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:51,967
I gotta be honest,
it's been a strain.
336
00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:55,067
A part of me just wants to tell
everybody and end the suspense.
337
00:14:55,133 --> 00:14:56,900
- No, no, no, no, no,
don't do that.
338
00:14:56,967 --> 00:14:58,800
Especially don't tell
your bosses.
339
00:14:58,867 --> 00:15:01,967
It'll be a scandal.
Look, keep your secret.
340
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,133
And if you ever wanna talk
to somebody who grew up
341
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,700
watching the same TV shows
as you did, call me.
342
00:15:07,767 --> 00:15:09,833
- "Who's the Boss."
- Mm-hmm.
343
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:13,667
- I had a Danza thing.
Not entirely gone.
344
00:15:13,733 --> 00:15:16,133
- Yeah, "Miami Vice.
Every episode.
345
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,500
Wore a pink blazer
in junior high.
346
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:25,833
What?
347
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:28,367
- Oh, I, um, I just remembered
who else went to Princeton.
348
00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:30,667
My boss.
349
00:15:30,733 --> 00:15:32,600
- Oh, right, yeah.
Charles Brooks.
350
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:33,933
"Upchuck" we used to call him
351
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,367
'cause he couldn't hold
his booze.
352
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:37,067
- Seriously?
You were in school together?
353
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:38,333
- Yeah, we were
in the club.
354
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,933
Charles!
- What are you doing?
355
00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:42,467
- This'll be good. Watch.
356
00:15:43,433 --> 00:15:45,500
- Can you give me one second?
357
00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:47,067
- Hey, buddy.
358
00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:49,700
- Hey, Jay.
- What's up, Upchuck?
359
00:15:49,767 --> 00:15:51,667
- Nice to see you.
- Nice to see you.
360
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,267
- Liza.
- Hi.
361
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,933
- Hi.
- Liza and I met at Bonfire.
362
00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:58,467
You know, Millennial is creating
363
00:15:58,533 --> 00:16:00,433
a lot of good buzz
for Empirical.
364
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:03,133
- Uh, yeah, yeah,
her team is doing great things.
365
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,433
Proud of them.
- Fostering young talent.
366
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,600
Proud of you.
Congratulations.
367
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,267
And by the way, she's not
consorting with the enemy,
368
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:11,200
if that's what you were
thinking.
369
00:16:11,267 --> 00:16:13,767
This is strictly social
Business has not even come up.
370
00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:15,267
- Okay.
371
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:16,933
- I would ask you to stay,
but...
372
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:18,400
- No, no, that's fine.
373
00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:19,667
I'm meeting Bill Merriman
from Penguin.
374
00:16:19,733 --> 00:16:21,133
- Ah. Great.
375
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,600
Good to see you.
- Enjoy your evening.
376
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:23,667
Good to see you.
Enjoy your evening.
377
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,133
- All right.
378
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,567
- Liza.
379
00:16:30,433 --> 00:16:33,267
- Now last time he saw me,
380
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:36,067
I was dating
a much younger woman.
381
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:37,667
This confirms your story.
382
00:16:37,733 --> 00:16:40,267
See, I'm good for you.
383
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,467
- Now "Who's the Boss."
384
00:16:42,533 --> 00:16:43,800
Remind me, is that the one
385
00:16:43,867 --> 00:16:47,367
with the employee/boss
love story?
386
00:16:47,433 --> 00:16:51,467
- Yeah.
Yeah, something like that.
387
00:16:51,533 --> 00:16:54,133
- Tony Danza. One of our finest
American actors.
388
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,400
"Golden Girls."
389
00:16:56,467 --> 00:17:00,767
- * Run with me,
let's run, run *
390
00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:10,167
- Oh, isn't this nice?
391
00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:11,667
I feel so warm and fuzzy.
392
00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:14,667
- I'm not surprised.
I mean, me too.
393
00:17:21,867 --> 00:17:23,333
- Are you feeling
what I'm feeling?
394
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,467
- Uh-huh. Plus a little
something extra.
395
00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:31,533
can I ask you to do something
kind of intimate?
396
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,433
- Considering
where your foot is,
397
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,900
I pretty sure we're past that.
398
00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:39,867
- Will you...
shave me?
399
00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,933
- Ohh.
400
00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:48,300
I have literally
not thought of anything else
401
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:50,300
since the moment we met.
402
00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:52,067
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
403
00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:57,500
- Wait, wait.
What are you doing?
404
00:17:57,567 --> 00:17:59,100
- I'm shaving you.
405
00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:01,133
- I meant my pussy!
406
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,833
- * Ain't nothin' new,
been there, done that *
407
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:13,367
- That was great,
just so you know.
408
00:18:13,433 --> 00:18:17,067
- I do know.
I was there.
409
00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:18,533
Were you?
410
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,467
This is time stamped
two minutes ago.
411
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,933
How are you DM'ing me while
we were actually having sex?
412
00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:25,267
- I had a hand free.
Remember?
413
00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:27,833
- Okay, that's it.
414
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:31,067
Let's talk.
Or not talk. I don't care.
415
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:34,600
But I'm sleeping with you
tonight and not your phone.
416
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:37,500
- I'll get us some more wine
417
00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:40,333
and I'll leave these
in the kitchen.
418
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,900
- You know what?
419
00:18:58,967 --> 00:19:01,667
I think we should actually
stop the Twitter feud.
420
00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:03,667
My boss isn't crazy about it,
421
00:19:03,733 --> 00:19:06,100
and I kinda owe him everything.
422
00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:08,433
- Fine.
423
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:12,500
Actually, this is
perfect time for a truce.
424
00:19:14,933 --> 00:19:16,333
We're even.
425
00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:21,333
- * Give me some of that,
give me some of that gold *
426
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,733
* Give me some of that,
give me some of that gold *
427
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:28,233
* Whoa-oh-oh-oh,
whoa-oh-oh *
428
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,400
- Hey, happy birthday.
429
00:19:30,467 --> 00:19:32,433
- Thanks.
Not a big birthday guy.
430
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,200
- I, uh, I should have sent
a cake or something
431
00:19:35,267 --> 00:19:37,433
over to your table last night.
432
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,233
- Jay Mallick, huh?
433
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:41,433
He's a nice guy.
434
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,067
Never married.
435
00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:46,300
Likes cats.
He's a cat guy.
436
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:50,067
- News alert
from Publishers Lunch:
437
00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:52,100
L.L. Moore just signed
with Rivington!
438
00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:53,600
- What?
439
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:55,867
- Rivington just stole
L.L. Moore!
440
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:58,067
- How did this happen?!
441
00:19:58,067 --> 00:20:01,000
Is this because of your feud
with that Rivington editor?
442
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,867
- Well, it's not a real feud,
it's...
443
00:20:02,933 --> 00:20:05,267
- No, he's my friend.
Zane is my friend.
444
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,967
We're more than friends.
We're dating.
445
00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:09,100
He would never do that.
446
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,967
- Oh, pillow talk.
It can bring down empires.
447
00:20:11,033 --> 00:20:12,667
Once at Harper Collins, I was--
448
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:16,700
- Did you let any
proprietary information slip?
449
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,100
Our latest offer?
- No. No.
450
00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:24,400
- He didn't have access
to your phone? Your iPad?
451
00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:27,433
No? Yes?
452
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:35,400
This is bad, Kelsey.
453
00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:40,467
Disappointing.
454
00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:44,267
And bad.
455
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:46,067
For all of us.
456
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:48,867
- * Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh *
457
00:20:48,933 --> 00:20:50,733
Poor Charles.
458
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,333
On his birthday too.
459
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,600
Really, Kelsey?
460
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,733
- * Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh *
461
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,900
* Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh *
462
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:03,600
* Shadows *
463
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:06,400
* Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh *
464
00:21:15,433 --> 00:21:17,500
- Zane, are you kidding me?
465
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,067
I could lose my job.
466
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:21,667
This is not a game.
This is my life.
467
00:21:21,733 --> 00:21:24,900
Oh, never mind.
Don't call me.
468
00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:27,833
- Kelsey, if he did this to you,
he is not worth crying over.
469
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:30,100
- I-I'm crying over my job.
470
00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:32,700
Did you see Charles?
He's going to fire me.
471
00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:34,567
And even if he doesn't,
he's never gonna trust me again!
472
00:21:34,633 --> 00:21:36,600
- Yes, he will.
He cares about you.
473
00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:39,933
- And this is how I repay him,
by taking my eye off the ball,
474
00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:43,167
by getting swept up
in some stupid...
475
00:21:47,233 --> 00:21:49,600
God, leave me alone.
476
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:52,433
Liza, I'm sorry.
You too.
477
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:55,067
I need a moment, okay?
- Okay.
478
00:22:05,733 --> 00:22:07,700
- How could you
accuse her like that?
479
00:22:07,767 --> 00:22:10,067
This is not her fault.
- You sure of that? She isn't.
480
00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:11,367
- Charles, she is
in there crying.
481
00:22:11,433 --> 00:22:13,200
She's afraid
you're gonna fire her!
482
00:22:13,267 --> 00:22:15,667
- Good. Then she won't
be surprised if it happens.
483
00:22:15,733 --> 00:22:17,500
What am I supposed to do, Liza?
484
00:22:17,567 --> 00:22:19,900
You of all people know
how important
485
00:22:19,967 --> 00:22:21,567
LL Moore is
to this company.
486
00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:24,733
- People are important too.
- Yeah, exactly.
487
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,867
And I've got 75 people
out there
488
00:22:26,933 --> 00:22:29,300
whose jobs I suddenly
can't guarantee
489
00:22:29,367 --> 00:22:31,100
because of her
carelessness!
490
00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:33,300
- This is not like you
to be so angry
491
00:22:33,367 --> 00:22:35,167
before you know the facts.
- You're right.
492
00:22:35,233 --> 00:22:37,367
You're right. You're right.
I don't know anything.
493
00:22:37,433 --> 00:22:39,400
I don't know how I'm going to
replace our biggest earner!
494
00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:41,100
I don't know how I'm going to
make payroll next month!
495
00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:42,867
And I don't know why
you're dating
496
00:22:42,933 --> 00:22:46,100
a 40-something guy
in publishing who isn't me!
497
00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:50,367
all: * Happy birthday to you *
498
00:22:50,433 --> 00:22:53,833
* Happy birthday to you *
499
00:22:53,900 --> 00:22:58,567
* Happy birthday dear Charles *
500
00:22:58,633 --> 00:23:03,400
* Happy birthday to you *
501
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,467
Blow, Charles.
502
00:23:08,833 --> 00:23:10,467
Or I will.
503
00:23:14,433 --> 00:23:16,467
Yes!
504
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:21,900
- * You will come for me *
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