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- * Where are you
now that I need ya *
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- I was alone,
on the verge of bankruptcy,
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with a daughter in college
and a deadbeat husband
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who I finally got the guts
to throw out the door.
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I worked at Random House
right out of college
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for three years before I quit
to raise Caitlin,
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My mom passed away that year,
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and my daughter needed me.
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- * Where are you now
that I need you *
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When I was ready
to go back to work,
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no one would give me a chance--
literally nobody.
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Maggie had this crazy idea
that I lie about my age
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on my resume.
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I was so desperate,
I was ready to try anything.
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- * Where are you
that I need you *
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There were so many times
that I wanted to tell you,
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but then we started
Millennial,
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and I knew you needed
me to be the person
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you believed I was.
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Sometimes I believed it
myself.
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I know it was selfish,
but the longer it went on,
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the harder it became
to tell you the truth.
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- Why even tell me now?
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- Because I couldn't keep
deceiving
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the people I love most.
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And, Kelsey,
next to my own daughter,
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and Maggie,
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you're the most precious
thing in the world to me.
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- Wow!
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I feel like I'm in
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an episode of "Black Mirror"
or something.
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I think that's all I can
deal with for one night.
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We can talk more tomorrow.
- Yeah. We can keep talking
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for as long as you like.
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Uh...take my room.
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I'll sleep with Maggie.
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- Thanks.
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Good night.
- Night.
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- Good night.
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"Black Mirror"?
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- Beats me.
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- * I showed you the game *
- Thank you.
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- * Everybody else
was playin' *
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* That's for sure,
that's for sure *
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* Where are you now
that I need ya *
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- They'll probably fire me.
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I just hope
they don't sue me.
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You know what?
Let 'em try.
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It's not like I have
anything to lose.
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- You know, I don't know
why you suddenly
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feel the need to unburden
yourself to everyone,
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starting with Kelsey.
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You're not doing her any favors.
- I can't keep lying
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to the people I love,
even if it means
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they're not gonna like me
very much anymore.
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- Sometimes lying
to the people you love best
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is the most loving
thing you can do.
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- You should like
a twisted fortune cookie.
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- I accept that.
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- I gotta get Kelsey
up for work.
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We're gonna be late
for the morning meeting.
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- Mmm.
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- Kelsey, we should
start thinking about
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heading to the office.
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Kelsey?
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Good morning.
- Morning.
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- Oh, good, you're here.
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- Of course.
Where else would I be?
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- Well, you kinda
disappeared last night.
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I was worried about you.
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- What can I help you with?
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- Kelsey, we have to talk.
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I'm not gonna burden you
with this secret.
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- Right now,
I'm more concerned
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about how this happened.
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You bought that stupid
labradoodle book
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behind my back.
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- Emily Burns did some digging.
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She found out
about my real age,
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threatened to write
a story about me in "EW"
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unless we published her book.
- I begged you
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not to buy that book.
- I know.
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I was just
trying to protect--
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- Yourself.
- Oh, I'm so sorry
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to interrupt
your morning gossip,
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but Marylynne Keller, the famous
Washington spin doctor,
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is waiting for us
in the conference room
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to pitch her new book.
She has to leave in ten minutes
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to be on "Hardball" with
Chris Matthews, so let's move.
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- The title of my book--
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"It's True Because
I'm Shouting It:
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Confessions
of a Washington Spin Doctor."
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Because after 20 years
behind the scenes
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of shaping policy
and perception,
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I'm ready to take
a good, long leak.
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I'm ready to take you
through the stories
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of how I shaped the narrative,
from making people believe
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that George W. Bush
just loved to
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"clear brush on his ranch"
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to the universal perception
that Michelle Obama
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is a down-to-earth
fashion plate.
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- Well, isn't she?
- Well, if you think so,
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then it must be true.
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But how...did that happen?
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- Because she managed to be
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both down to earth
and glamorous?
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- And who would disagree
with you?
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Nobody.
You say something loud,
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you say it often,
then when people contradict you,
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they sound like
defensive babies.
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And bottom line: Truth...
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is a four-letter word.
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- Uh, actually, truth
is a five-letter word.
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- Not the way I spell it.
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It's important
not to confuse the truth
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with the facts,
and vice versa.
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- I'm not sure I...
see the difference.
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- Okay.
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The reality is a fact
is a factotum.
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And according to Webster's,
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a factotum
is a "jack of all trades,"
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certainly not something
to trust or rely on.
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- Those are two completely
different words.
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- You're a very
attractive woman.
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And I love that necklace.
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And I don't care
if you are transgender.
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- Uh--I'm not, um...
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- Either way, I don't care.
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The fact
of your gender identity
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is irrelevant to me.
- I'm a woman.
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- And I applaud that.
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- Marylynne, thank you
so much for meeting with us.
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- Oh, the pleasure
was mine.
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- Thank you. So much.
- Thank you.
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- Oh, you're welcome.
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Thank you.
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- Okay.
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I, uh, hear the opening
offer's 2 million.
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- Assuming we want it.
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- It's going to be
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a big title for someone.
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Thoughts?
- Very enlightening.
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- You can't be serious!
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She is a one-woman
reality distortion field!
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- Liza?
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- I think truth is more
elastic than we can imagine.
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But it still has value.
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Because without it,
there is no trust.
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And without trust...
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there is no love.
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And that is why
I have to confess
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something extremely difficult
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to a group of people that I have
come to love very much...
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and to whom I owe so much.
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And whose forgiveness
I wouldn't have the presumption
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to ask for.
- What? What is it?
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- I'm not--
- Going to marry...Josh.
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Josh...he proposed, and...
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Liza, I know
that this has been
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really hard for you.
- Oh, for God's sake.
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This is a business meeting!
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We do not discuss
our personal lives.
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I apologize for that, Charles.
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- It's fine.
- Liza...
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We need to talk.
- Uh...
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give us a moment first.
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Are you crazy?
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- No. Yes.
I don't know anymore.
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Probably.
- If you tell people
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that you've been lying
about your age,
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what do you think is going
to happen to Millennial?
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Our credibility
will be destroyed,
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and every hater out there
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who would just love to see us
fail will get their wish.
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- So I just keep lying?
- No.
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You...create your truth.
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I Googled you earlier,
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and the only thing
I could find...
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Was this.
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A prized pig in Iowa
named Liza Miller.
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- I actually hired someone
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to make myself invisible
online.
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- That's where you went wrong.
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You are who your last
ten search results say you are.
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We need to rewrite
your narrative,
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create
some alternative facts.
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- Oh, this is so sad.
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No Twitter, no Tumblr,
no Spotify playlists?
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- I've always been
a very private person.
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- Um, privacy is just another
word for low self-esteem,
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okay, Liza? You don't value
anything you say or do.
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That's why
you're still an assistant.
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- Okay, all right,
we're not here to criticize.
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We're here to help her...
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shout her truth.
- Mm-hmm. Of course.
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We need to build your social
media profile--that's what I do.
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When I first met Hector and
Dorff, they thought Instagram
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was something that
went up your nose, okay?
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Three million followers later,
well...
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- We need to give Liza
an online identity.
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All right?
It's important for Millennial
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that people have
a strong sense of who she is.
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- Okay.
So who do you wanna be?
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A bookworm
with a slutty streak?
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Workaholic hipster?
Ooh, I know, I know, I know!
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Maybe you're a feisty blonde who
doesn't call her friends back.
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Wait--No. That's Kelsey.
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- Lauren, I'm sorry.
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I had a rough week.
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- Oh...
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- Colin and I broke up.
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- Oh. Okay, wait--and you were
gonna tell me this when?
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- Soon.
- But you went to cry
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on Liza's shoulder?
- Actually, we've been crying
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on each other's shoulders.
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Josh and I broke up too.
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- Ah, I see, I see.
Okay, uh-huh.
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So you've both been bonding
over your mutual heartbreak,
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and you feel like you have
nothing in common
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with a happy person?
So, what--I'm odd woman out?
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- No, of course not.
- We love you.
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- You know, it's not like
my life is perfect, okay?
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Max works ridiculous shifts.
He comes home at crazy hours.
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There's not even time
for sex.
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- I'm sorry.
- Last night,
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I sat on his nocturnal erection
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while he was sleeping, okay?
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In some cultures,
that would be considered rape.
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- Yeah, pretty much
in every culture.
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- Whoops.
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- Liza.
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I certainly hope
that broken engagement
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had nothing to do with me.
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- No.
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When we got down to it,
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it wasn't what I wanted.
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And I'm really focused
on work right now.
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- That's important.
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- Yeah.
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- Good night.
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- Good night.
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- Uh, L-Liza?
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Are you a Hemingway fan?
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- I, uh, love
"The Sun Also Rises"?
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Not so much
"The Old Man and the Sea,"
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but "A Moveable Feast"--pretty
much my bible in college.
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I still have dreams
of moving to Paris.
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- Would you like to join me
for something?
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I think you might
find this interesting.
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- Okay.
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- Hemingway's original draft
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of "Farewell to Arms"...
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- With his handwritten notes.
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- Wow!
255
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,900
- And, uh, that is
256
00:11:19,967 --> 00:11:22,267
the original
Three Mountains Press edition
257
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,067
of his first collection
of short stories--
258
00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:26,333
published in Paris
in 1924.
259
00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,833
- "The Moveable Feast" years.
260
00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:29,833
Amazing!
261
00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:31,833
Are you thinking
of buying something?
262
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,067
- Uh, no, I'm selling.
263
00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:36,100
- What?
All this belongs to you?
264
00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:39,433
- No, my parents.
My dad loved Hemingway.
265
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,300
There's actually a picture
of the two of them somewhere
266
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,133
together in Sun Valley.
267
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:46,467
And I wanted to come by
and take one last look.
268
00:11:46,533 --> 00:11:48,133
- That must be tough.
269
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,067
- Uh, not at all.
270
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,167
This is...history,
271
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:55,533
and I'm...more interested
in the future.
272
00:11:58,533 --> 00:12:00,100
- Wait--Hemingway wrote
love letters
273
00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:01,700
to Marlene Dietrich?
274
00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:05,400
- Yeah. That's the 1950s
version of sexting.
275
00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:06,667
- I never knew
they had a thing!
276
00:12:06,733 --> 00:12:09,067
- They didn't, exactly,
um...
277
00:12:09,067 --> 00:12:12,267
Hemingway once called
the two of them
278
00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:15,367
"victims
of unsynchronized passion."
279
00:12:19,967 --> 00:12:21,067
Excuse me for one second.
280
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,367
Old friends of my parents.
281
00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:34,967
- This is the living room.
We split the cable bill.
282
00:12:35,067 --> 00:12:37,333
That's the kitchen.
There's always Kombucha brewing,
283
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,967
so help yourself.
- Oh!
284
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:41,833
- And the bedroom.
285
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:44,100
- Oh...
286
00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:47,433
My bedroom?
- No. It's a shared bed.
287
00:12:49,267 --> 00:12:52,200
We could...make
a pillow wall, if you want.
288
00:12:52,267 --> 00:12:55,100
- * I thought I could be
something special *
289
00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:57,867
* And cozy for you *
290
00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:03,067
* A set of those diamonds *
291
00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:06,467
* The diamonds that glare
as you stare *
292
00:13:09,867 --> 00:13:11,967
* You're so coo coo *
293
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:14,200
* I'm so coo coo *
294
00:13:14,267 --> 00:13:16,333
* You're so crazy *
- Josh!
295
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,267
Hey!
296
00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,667
Hey. I saw you see me.
297
00:13:22,967 --> 00:13:25,300
Look, I'm sorry.
I just--
298
00:13:25,367 --> 00:13:27,300
I need to make a clean
break from Liza
299
00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:29,233
and her entire world,
okay?
300
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:32,267
I mean, I'm sure you know
by now what's going on with us--
301
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,633
- Josh.
302
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:35,067
- Yeah.
303
00:13:35,133 --> 00:13:37,333
- I know everything.
304
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,967
- You know everything?
305
00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:43,433
What do you think
you know?
306
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,400
- Everything.
307
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,867
- Did you think
it was funny,
308
00:13:55,933 --> 00:13:58,300
both of you, just to pretend
to be my good friend and be
309
00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:00,733
just lying to me like that?
- No. No!
310
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:04,500
I wanted to tell you, okay?
Lisa wouldn't let me.
311
00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:06,700
- God. Who is she?
312
00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:09,267
Like, do I even
know her at all?
313
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:13,133
- It's like you know her...
and you don't.
314
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,733
I mean, the same thing
happened to me, okay?
315
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,367
- So what really
went on that night?
316
00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:19,500
When you were planning
to propose?
317
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,600
- No, look, um...
318
00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:22,967
We can be friends.
319
00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:25,933
Don't ask me
about that night.
320
00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:29,100
Ever again.
321
00:14:40,267 --> 00:14:42,700
- Excuse me. Liza.
322
00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:44,967
Emily Burns
is in the conference room.
323
00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:46,900
- What? What is she doing here?
- I set it up.
324
00:14:46,967 --> 00:14:48,333
Shit's about to go down.
325
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,833
- Excuse me?
326
00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:52,633
- Emily,
thanks for coming in.
327
00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:55,367
- Anytime. I am so excited
about my book!
328
00:14:55,433 --> 00:14:57,233
- That's what I wanted
to discuss with you.
329
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:59,267
According to Liza,
330
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,333
there was some kind of
blackmail involved?
331
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,100
Now, I don't know
what it's about,
332
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:06,467
nor do I care,
but I can assure you
333
00:15:06,533 --> 00:15:08,100
that once our lawyers
are done with you,
334
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:10,233
you won't just be losing
a book deal.
335
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,067
You'll be losing your job.
- I can't believe
336
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:13,700
you're saying this
after that nice article
337
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:15,133
I wrote about you guys
in "EW."
338
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,667
- That article
was mostly about Colin,
339
00:15:17,733 --> 00:15:19,700
not Millennial.
- And thanks to the publicity
340
00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:21,900
the article generated, we're
not even publishing his book.
341
00:15:21,967 --> 00:15:24,067
- So thanks for nothing.
342
00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:25,767
Oh, if you wanna play dirty,
343
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:28,167
the stakes are gonna
have to go way up.
344
00:15:28,233 --> 00:15:29,633
- What do you want?
- Well...
345
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:31,900
Liza and I would like
to be on "EW's"
346
00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:33,667
29 under 29 Media List.
347
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,100
- Both of us?
- Absolutely.
348
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:38,767
- Okay. That is crazy.
The party is tonight.
349
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:40,800
That list has been closed
for weeks.
350
00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:42,300
- Unclose it.
351
00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:45,233
Or we're canceling
your book.
352
00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:51,167
- I guess you could tie
for 29th with Tavi Gevinson.
353
00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:53,233
- That would be fine.
354
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,333
- You do realize
this is a press event.
355
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,367
I just wanna make sure
you're both
356
00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:58,433
prepared to be photographed.
357
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,700
- Absolutely.
358
00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:02,667
- Then see you tonight!
359
00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:07,067
And I hope you bitches
know what you're doing.
360
00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:18,067
- We really staked out
an important niche
361
00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:20,333
in the marketplace.
362
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,600
- And of course, you can't run
a publishing company
363
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:26,833
called Millennial unless
you're a Millennial yourself.
364
00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:38,200
- Kelsey!
- Aah!
365
00:16:38,267 --> 00:16:39,733
- Oh, my God, Kelsey,
you look amazing!
366
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,600
- Oh, thanks.
- God, I'm so impressed!
367
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:44,267
Max has something
he wants to say to you.
368
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:46,433
- Uh...we took the bench press
out of your room,
369
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,067
and it's in the hallway now.
- Please come back.
370
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:49,700
- Thank you, but no.
371
00:16:49,767 --> 00:16:51,133
It was time
for me to move out.
372
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,633
- What--Where are you
living?
373
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,300
- I'll let you know.
374
00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:55,800
Soon. I promise.
375
00:16:55,867 --> 00:16:57,200
- No. What's wrong
with right now?
376
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,900
- Mm-mm. Boundaries.
377
00:16:58,967 --> 00:17:00,433
You wanna think of this
as an exercise.
378
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,833
- Okay. Okay, fine.
379
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:04,067
Never mind.
- Mm-hmm.
380
00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:05,833
- You look nice.
381
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:09,400
- I've gotten so many
offers on the book.
382
00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:11,267
The tracking is incredible.
383
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,267
It already has more preorders
than the last "Harry Potter."
384
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,867
- How is that possible?
You don't have a publisher yet.
385
00:17:15,933 --> 00:17:17,533
- Well, I can't do the math
for you.
386
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:21,067
The point is, Empirical's offer
was not the best.
387
00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:22,833
But I do feel comfortable
with you.
388
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:24,767
- Well, and...we will have
a-a great team
389
00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:26,300
working for you.
390
00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:28,267
- Did you hear about
the rumors on "Politico"
391
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:29,900
that we're having an affair?
It's so weird.
392
00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:32,867
- Really?
Uh, t-that is strange.
393
00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:34,433
- We should just go ahead
and do it
394
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,300
and prove the naysayers
wrong.
395
00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:39,167
- Wouldn't that be...
proving them right?
396
00:17:39,233 --> 00:17:40,600
- I'm talking about
the trolls out there
397
00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:42,167
who are saying
it isn't true.
398
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:43,900
Oh, by the way,
according to my Twitter feed,
399
00:17:43,967 --> 00:17:47,267
it says that I'm at
a conference in Beijing.
400
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,133
So it's the perfect cover.
401
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,133
- If you are here,
402
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,267
how are you tweeting
from Beijing?
403
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:54,700
- Oh, I have people.
It's important to maintain
404
00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:56,300
a Chinese presence.
405
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:59,500
- It would be great
if we could, uh...
406
00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:01,400
confine our conversation
to the book.
407
00:18:01,467 --> 00:18:03,167
- And kissing.
408
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:05,167
- Uh...no.
409
00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:07,200
- Oh, I'm hearing yes.
410
00:18:07,267 --> 00:18:09,967
- Uh, no, I'm...
I'm saying no.
411
00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:12,300
- Words.
You're just saying words.
412
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:25,200
- Okay, you are an evil genius.
413
00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:28,233
You just got "EW" to put
their reputation on the line.
414
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:31,233
They would rather die
than admit they were wrong.
415
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:32,900
- Wrong about what?
416
00:18:32,967 --> 00:18:36,767
- Nothing.
We're all in this together now.
417
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:40,667
Hey...
Isn't that your DILF boss?
418
00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:45,233
- Oh, um, excuse me.
419
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,433
Hey.
- Hi.
420
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,533
- I thought you had
your dinner tonight.
421
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:54,067
- Uh, I did; I wanted to
congratulate you on the honor.
422
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:57,867
Uh, though I feel like I'm
the oldest person in the room.
423
00:18:57,933 --> 00:19:00,700
Are you sure I'm allowed
to be here if I'm over 29?
424
00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:04,933
Uh, so, did we get the book?
425
00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:08,267
- Uh, no, because I don't
want to publish it.
426
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:10,233
- Why not?
- I don't want to contribute to
427
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:15,067
the idea that truth is whatever
you're comfortable with.
428
00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:18,067
Even if it means taking
a hit to the bottom line.
429
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,567
- Right.
430
00:19:19,633 --> 00:19:22,833
- Guess I'm just old-fashioned
that way.
431
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,100
- Hey, uh, do you mind
if I steal her?
432
00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:25,500
"Vulture" has a few questions.
433
00:19:25,567 --> 00:19:28,100
- Uh, no, no, go, go.
Have fun.
434
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,633
And, Liza...
435
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:31,767
I'm proud of you.
436
00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:36,600
- Thank you.
- Have fun.
437
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,367
- Wait, what's wrong?
Liza, are you nervous?
438
00:19:41,433 --> 00:19:44,933
- Uh, no, I'm great.
I'm just great.
439
00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:51,933
- Ahh! Okay!
Oh, my gosh,
440
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,967
this list is being
retweeted everywhere.
441
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,400
And your Twitter account
is blowing up.
442
00:19:56,467 --> 00:19:59,767
Hello, 1,235 new followers!
You're welcome.
443
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:02,933
- Ugh, my phone just died.
Will you please call me an Uber?
444
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,367
- Dude, no, this is your night.
Okay, please, take mine.
445
00:20:05,433 --> 00:20:08,867
Oh, in fact, there's Abdul
arriving now in the black SUV.
446
00:20:08,933 --> 00:20:10,400
- Good night.
- I'll get us another car.
447
00:20:10,467 --> 00:20:13,067
- Oh, hey, Kelsey.
448
00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:15,567
I just--
I just want to thank you
449
00:20:15,633 --> 00:20:18,700
for forgiving me
and for understanding
450
00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:22,700
that I'm still the same person
that you've always known.
451
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:28,733
- That in there...
was business.
452
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,500
I don't think that
I can ever forgive you.
453
00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:32,867
You...
454
00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:34,567
You broke my heart.
455
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:40,833
- * You can damn me to step
over the edge *
456
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:43,200
- Hey, do you know
where Kelsey is living?
457
00:20:43,267 --> 00:20:46,500
- Uh, no. Do you?
- Mm-mm, no, she won't tell me.
458
00:20:46,567 --> 00:20:48,867
But now that she's in my Uber...
459
00:20:48,933 --> 00:20:50,833
We're about to find out.
460
00:20:54,367 --> 00:20:58,200
- * There was a time I was
afraid of *
461
00:20:58,267 --> 00:21:03,467
* The dark and monsters
living underneath my bed *
462
00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:06,300
* And then I said
enough is enough *
463
00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:09,067
- Oh, my God.
464
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:13,500
- * The only monsters were
the voices in my head *
465
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,300
- * Dare me to run *
466
00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:19,933
- Hey.
467
00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:21,333
Got these made today.
468
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,100
- * Is that what you want? *
469
00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:24,333
- Welcome, roomie.
470
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,433
- * I dare you to *
471
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,167
* I dare, I dare, I dare *
472
00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:30,800
* I dare you to *
473
00:21:32,867 --> 00:21:34,067
* I dare you to *
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