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It's like she's turned into
some sort of...
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Woman.
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The mothers are coming,
the mothers are coming.
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- Alice.
- All our mothers all together,
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all for the first time, all for lunch.
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Alice, where have you gone?
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I'm showing what a perfect family
we are, through the medium of cleaning.
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Mitch, grab a hoover,
express yourself, be an artist.
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I've already hoovered.
You told me you wanted this done.
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You haven't hoovered the curtains
and curtains count.
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What?
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Where is that potpourri
my sister got me?
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You threw it out. You said potpourri
was the opiate of the middle classes.
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Oh, silly me.
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Alice, stop this, now!
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Richie, just for one day, I want to
celebrate my motherhood. just one day.
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So, what's this? So you've come in drag?
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I mean, what's this?
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What? Don't be so silly.
Stop exaggerating.
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Silly boys.
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They're here.
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For once in my life, I want to act
and smell of pure motherhood.
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Coming, Mummies.
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Your mother smells of pure vodka
and death.
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- What's up with you?
- We can do this, right?
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We can handle this.
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Just one day. just one day.
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Here they are. The first two.
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'Mum!
'Mum!
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I saw her on the street!
And I said to her...
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- That shirt is a triumph on you. Oh.
-"You're Richie's mum, aren't you?"
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Oh, you look so handsome.
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You're Mrs...
And she said, "Call me jenny.
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- "We're family now."
Thank you for the pictures.
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Got you four boys' phone numbers
off the back of it.
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Isn't it hot in here?
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- Mitch, have you lost weight? Suits you.
- I saw her on the street,
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and I said to her,
"You're Richie's mum, aren't you?"
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- Blue so works for you.
- You're Mrs... And she said,
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-"Call me jenny. We're family."
- Borrow Richard's shirts more often.
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- That one brings out...
- Is it just me or is it hot?
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The blue in your eyes.
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Oh, it looks lovely in here.
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Don't it look lovely in here, jenny?
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Oh, it looks lovely in here.
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Thank you, Sue.
I'm just such a homemaker now.
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Proper nesting instinct kicking in.
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- Wasps make nests.
- And you're glowing.
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It suits you.
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Unconventional as your arrangement is,
I couldn't be more proud.
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Christ, I need a drink.
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Someone knock me up a margarita
before I collapse.
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Oh, Mum, you are so silly.
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Meet the nanas.
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Alice, don't you dare use the "N" word.
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Ladies.
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Oh, she's gonna love it,
look at its little face.
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I know.
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Oh, these are gorgeous, Mum.
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Trust you to pick
the most stylish baby clothes ever.
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Well, all I want for my granddaughter
is to be happy, healthy
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and have the bone structure
of a supermodel.
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This is from your father and me.
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It's antique gold. For God's sake,
don't let the baby play with it.
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Bloody hell, Lorraine,
that must have cost a fortune.
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Judging by the price tag
you've left on the box.
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Well, I mean,
this is just a starter gift.
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Your real present's coming later.
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Yeah, I was just thinking that, too.
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You know,
all independently and on me own.
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In fact, I was thinking,
are you planning a baby shower?
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No, we're not, jenny.
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Wouldn't a baby shower
be properly lovely?
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- Isn't that a kind of thing women do?
- I am a woman.
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Hey, stop being so silly.
Mitch, check the chicken.
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Richie, get me a lemon reamer.
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What?
I've got no idea what a lemon reamer is.
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And, once upon a time
neither did you.
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Think this is it?
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It's a swan, folded out of a napkin.
It's a napkin swan.
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And they've nested here.
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- Richie?
- Hmm.
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I met this lovely boy in W H Smith.
Now, are you still versatile?
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Because he was an exclusive top...
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Mum, shutting down this conversation
right now.
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Oh, shush. Why are you still single
when you're so handsome?
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Love your mum.
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Anyone for a sunblush tomato bread roll,
homemade, yum-yum?
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- Homemade.
- That's sweet.
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- Oh, look, I'm Katie Price.
- Stop it.
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- These are her nipples.
- Stop it, stop it.
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- Love your mum.
- Stop it.
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Ta-da!
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Alice.
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What a transformation, darling.
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Where did you learn to be a housewife?
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- It's just something I picked up, Mum.
- Not from me?
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No, no,
I picked up other things from you.
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Mitch, will you carve?
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Guess I'll...
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Yes, I think, it is dead.
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Sue, I adore your brooch.
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- Now, is it vintage?
- Nah, I think some sort of plastic.
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Isn't it great to see the mums
get along so well?
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Don't you think
they are acting a bit odd?
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No, I just think they're really excited
about the baby shower.
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If we are really lucky, maybe
we can get a Princess Lullaby Dreamtime.
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What's a Princess Lullaby Dreamtime?
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Imagine a life-size little princess doll
about yay high,
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but she sings and she tells you stories.
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She looks like a sex doll.
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- No, she doesn't.
- Princess, how can you not see that?
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Richie, look, look.
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Look at her hungry, hungry lips.
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Ah, Princess Lullaby Dreamtime
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She's singing.
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Alice,
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-take that... Take that off.
- My pinny?
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- I like my pinny.
-just take it off.
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I don't want to take it off.
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- I want you to take it off.
- I don't want to take it off.
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- Can you take it off?
- Of course I can take it off.
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- Well, take it off, then.
- I don't feel like it.
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Because you can't, can you?
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This... This... This...
This isn't a one-day thing.
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You're actually turning into a woman.
Worse, you're turning into a lady.
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So, what if I want this?
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- I'm still me.
- Say, "Fuck."
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- I don't want to.
- Say it for me. Say, "Fuck."
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It's silly.
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Say it.
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I just don't think swearing
is either very big or very clever.
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It's finally happened, mate.
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Our girl Friday has turned into
a girl from the Saturdays.
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Hello, motherhood. Goodbye, Alice.
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What about our mums?
The baby shower is sending them mental.
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Mate, I just wanna
spend time with a girl who's funny
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and ballsy and fabulous and crude,
you know.
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I mean, how often
do you just bump into a girl like that?
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Oi, oi. I fancy something really classy.
Could you do me a Cosmopolitan
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in a pint glass,
and Worcester Sauce crisps? Ta.
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What do you mean, you've never been?
Drag Queen Bingo is the best.
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- What is Drag Queen Bingo?
- It's bingo, but with drag queens.
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Cocks in frocks calling the numbers.
To be honest, the clue is in the title.
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- I need this in my life.
- Well, let's go.
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I've been looking
for a couple of fun gays.
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Oh, no, no, no, no,
I'm the token straight.
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Oh, you're not boyfriends?
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Kind of makes sense, 'cause Mitch
could clearly do much better.
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She's a cheeky minx.
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I think Wendy has
incredible powers of insight.
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Fuck me, check out that boy's guns.
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Ooh!
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Christ, I need a slash.
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Go get us a table
with a view of that boy's arms.
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Coming through.
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Mate, it's not right,
even talking to Wendy.
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It's like we're cheating on Alice.
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Well, I do feel guilty.
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But, then again, it's not our fault
Alice has turned into daft Delia.
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Being with Wendy is like old times.
I just wanna get shit-faced.
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Oi, well, we can't.
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Because that really would be
the ultimate betrayal.
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Especially
after the last six or seven times.
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I'm telling you, mate,
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if Wendy does one more fabulously
inappropriate, masculine thing,
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I'm gonna find it very hard to resist,
Alice or no Alice.
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Coming through.
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Queue for the ladies' was a nightmare.
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What I would give to piss standing up.
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And, there it is.
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We should get back to Alice.
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Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?
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Well, she's just a flatmate
who we should get home to.
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Right, 'cause I was gonna suggest
a three-way split.
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The thing that worries me most about
that sentence is the word "three-way".
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Yeah, we... We... We really... We can't.
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No, we can't, 'cause we promised Alice.
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Right, well if you promised Alice,
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if you crossed your heart
and pinky-swore, then...
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- Bye-bye, drugs.
- Bye-bye.
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Oh.
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Oh, God, my head.
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I feel dirty.
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- What?
- We cheated on Alice with another woman.
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Drinking, dancing. I even told her
my best "what do call a man" joke.
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What do you call a man
with a rabbit up his bum?
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- Darren, I don't know.
- It's Warren. Every time.
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Look, Mitch, we just...
We went out, we had a laugh.
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I dirty danced with her a bit
and touched her tits.
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Oh, my God, I'm a bigamist.
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She's the other woman.
What are we gonna do?
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- Hey!
- Everything okay?
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- Yeah, good.
- Yeah.
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- We were talking about Alice.
- Fine, I'm always fine.
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You know, just a different Alice
to you, so...
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- So, you know.
- Yeah, we're good. Who's Wendy?
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What?
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That's it? She'd usually have
given us the third degree by now.
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She didn't even notice
we were late in last night.
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That's not like her. Maybe all this
gingham print's dulled her senses.
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Last night was a moment of weakness,
a metaphorical snog in the bushes.
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- We don't start a full-blown affair.
- No, we won't see Wendy again.
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What! What's with all this cooking?
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If Alice was still Alice, that would be
arranged into a cock and balls by now.
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Well, there's no use
crying over spilt milk,
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or missed vegetable genitalia
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Oh, my, my, my, look at you.
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We're gonna have so much fun
at the baby shower
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and you, little missy, you are gonna
take pride of place. Yes, you are.
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Who were you talking to?
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- I wasn't talking to anybody.
- You were definitely talking to someone.
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Okay, I was.
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My mum did a bit of a lovely thing
and she just arrived in the post.
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Lorraine?
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Get ready to be introduced to...
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-# Princess Lullaby Dreamtime #
-# Princess Lullaby Dreamtime #
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What's that?
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She's singing when she's dreaming
And she's dreaming when she's singing
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Be strong, resist.
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Be strong, resist.
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Oh, isn't she just the cutest?
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Princess Lullaby Dreamtime
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What?
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- Richie?
- Shh, shh.
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I can't take it any more.
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I can't stop thinking about her.
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- Me, neither.
- I have to see her again, Mitch.
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Okay, one more time.
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-# Princess Lullaby Dreamtime #
-# Princess Lullaby Dreamtime #
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- Hey!
- Oh, hey!
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Ordered ahead.
Vodka Coke, vodka Diet Coke.
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And I was thinking, for afters...
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Oh, no, we can't,
we've got a baby shower tomorrow.
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Three things guaranteed to be better
on E. Sex, techno and baby showers.
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No, no, no, no, we...
We can't. Well, we shouldn't.
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We shouldn't. We shouldn't.
We really, really shouldn't.
238
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Wendy, out of casual interest, do you
know what a lemon reamer is?
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Not a fucking clue.
240
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Not a clue. Not a clue!
241
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Isn't this brilliant? This is brilliant.
This is so brilliant.
242
00:15:12,755 --> 00:15:16,396
Ooh, do that with your hand,
it feels amazing.
243
00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:20,006
- And now try both hands.
- Whoa.
244
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Too much. Five finger's plenty.
245
00:15:22,635 --> 00:15:25,002
Mate, mate, mate.
246
00:15:25,075 --> 00:15:27,476
Mate, mate, mate.
247
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Mate, mate, mate.
248
00:15:29,435 --> 00:15:31,802
Mate, this is bad, mate. Ah.
249
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:34,162
We gotta go to our baby shower, mate.
250
00:15:34,235 --> 00:15:36,681
The kids are all right,
but the dads are wasted.
251
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Mate, I'm here, I'm here.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
252
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- Nakatomi Plaza?
- No, no.
253
00:16:04,035 --> 00:16:07,482
We invite Wendy to the baby shower.
254
00:16:07,555 --> 00:16:11,844
Yes. Yes, Alice would love Wendy.
255
00:16:12,075 --> 00:16:15,557
Alice would love Wendy,
and, if she's with us,
256
00:16:15,635 --> 00:16:17,239
no one will notice we're wasted.
257
00:16:17,315 --> 00:16:19,886
'Cause everyone will be looking
at her lovely hair.
258
00:16:21,595 --> 00:16:24,804
There's literally nothing
that can go wrong with this plan.
259
00:16:28,795 --> 00:16:31,799
I've bought some more bears,
just in case.
260
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:34,276
All colours,
so baby won't grow up racist.
261
00:16:34,355 --> 00:16:35,925
Oh, thank you, Sue.
262
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,079
Don't you think they are lovely, jenny?
263
00:16:38,155 --> 00:16:43,798
I do, I just love
their ickle-wickle faces.
264
00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:45,684
I, too, have bought a bear.
265
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:50,283
It's... He's Steve.
266
00:16:50,355 --> 00:16:53,837
He's handmade from Harrods
and he's a collector's item.
267
00:16:53,915 --> 00:16:55,804
Thank you, jenny.
268
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:58,799
I just got a simple, plain, little bear.
269
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Nothing fancy. You know me.
270
00:17:01,475 --> 00:17:03,125
- Close your eyes.
- Ooh.
271
00:17:04,635 --> 00:17:08,435
Hi, Steve. Steve, Steve.
272
00:17:08,515 --> 00:17:11,359
Ooh, Mum, where is he?
273
00:17:12,515 --> 00:17:13,596
Open.
274
00:17:16,595 --> 00:17:18,518
It's in its own pram.
275
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,997
Hi, honey, we're home.
276
00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:29,276
Right, yeah,
'cause thinking about it now,
277
00:17:29,355 --> 00:17:32,040
this would have been a bad idea.
278
00:17:32,115 --> 00:17:34,641
So glad you could make it.
279
00:17:34,715 --> 00:17:40,836
ALL three of you.
Who the hell is she?
280
00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:45,602
- Have you taken drugs?
- Mum, look at her lovely hair.
281
00:17:47,315 --> 00:17:50,637
- Have you taken drugs?
- Little bits of one.
282
00:17:50,715 --> 00:17:52,001
Hi, I'm Wendy.
283
00:17:53,795 --> 00:17:54,956
Who the fuck is Wendy?
284
00:17:55,035 --> 00:17:57,356
Hold on, Alice just said, "Fuck."
285
00:17:58,195 --> 00:18:01,756
Oh, God, Wendy doesn't look well.
I think, Wendy's gonna go lie down now.
286
00:18:01,835 --> 00:18:02,996
Bye, Wendy.
287
00:18:03,075 --> 00:18:05,999
Get her the fuck out of here.
288
00:18:06,075 --> 00:18:09,158
Oh, you said it twice.
I knew you was in there, Princess.
289
00:18:12,155 --> 00:18:14,522
So, anybody have more presents for me?
290
00:18:44,995 --> 00:18:46,884
- Princess, just listen...
- Alice... Say it, man.
291
00:18:46,955 --> 00:18:48,844
- I don't know what I'm gonna say, but...
292
00:18:48,915 --> 00:18:52,556
On the spot, I'm going
to give it a sorry. I'm sorry.
293
00:18:52,635 --> 00:18:54,956
- I'm really, really sorry.
- I'm really, really sorry.
294
00:18:55,035 --> 00:18:59,279
Oh, my God, it's like I've just woken
out of some sort of nightmare.
295
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:02,846
I'm not her.
296
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:07,116
I'm not the girly-girl
with the napkin swans
297
00:19:07,195 --> 00:19:11,245
or the mumsy-mum
with the Lullaby Princess Dreamtime.
298
00:19:11,315 --> 00:19:13,602
Vegetable cock and balls.
How did I miss that?
299
00:19:16,115 --> 00:19:17,401
I'm just me.
300
00:19:18,075 --> 00:19:22,080
Alice, you don't have to be anything.
301
00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:27,595
But I do. I have to be a mum.
302
00:19:28,795 --> 00:19:30,399
I think I've been overcompensating.
303
00:19:30,475 --> 00:19:32,842
Princess,
you're gonna be an amazing mum.
304
00:19:32,915 --> 00:19:34,724
Yeah, fingers crossed.
305
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,237
Or else, I might turn out
to be a Little bit Like her.
306
00:19:39,675 --> 00:19:41,882
I was a paragon of maternity.
307
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:48,482
Richie, for 10 years,
you've been my best friend.
308
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:53,277
Mitch, honey, for four years,
you've been the love of my life.
309
00:19:53,355 --> 00:19:55,517
You're not my friends now,
you're my family,
310
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,643
you all are.
311
00:19:57,715 --> 00:19:59,205
Except for you, Wendy.
312
00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:02,721
I think I was just trying
so hard to bring us all together,
313
00:20:02,795 --> 00:20:05,844
and I think
I've just pushed you all apart.
314
00:20:06,435 --> 00:20:10,679
Alice is right.
It's silly, all this competitiveness.
315
00:20:10,755 --> 00:20:12,837
We've brought out the worst
in ourselves.
316
00:20:12,915 --> 00:20:17,125
Guys, just send it all back.
It's you we want, not the presents.
317
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,643
Don't even think about it, Mum.
We still want your presents.
318
00:20:20,235 --> 00:20:22,442
Um... Princess Lullaby Dreamtime?
319
00:20:23,835 --> 00:20:26,486
Guys, I think she's actually a sex doll.
320
00:20:26,555 --> 00:20:30,844
And I think you're...
You were right. Take that.
321
00:20:34,035 --> 00:20:36,561
Send her back, Mum. Keep the money
for booze, you deserve it.
322
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:39,081
Oh, great, I just love being a granny.
323
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:42,284
Right, let's celebrate.
I've got the good tequila in my bag.
324
00:21:02,315 --> 00:21:04,044
Look at her lovely hair.
325
00:21:04,094 --> 00:21:08,644
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