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Chandler! Chandler!
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I saw what you were doing
through the window.
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I saw what you were doing to my sister,
now, get out here!
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Well, listen, we had a good run.
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You know? What was it?
Four, five months?
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I mean, that's more than most people
have in a lifetime.
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So goodbye, take care, bye-bye then.
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- What are you doing?
- Oh, I'm going on the lam.
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Come on, Chandler. Come on.
I can handle Ross.
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Hold on.
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Hey, Ross. What's up, bro?
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What the hell are you doing?
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Hey, what's going on?
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Well, I think... I think Ross knows
about me and Monica.
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Dude, he's right there.
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I thought you were my best friend.
This is my sister.
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My best friend and my sister.
I cannot believe this.
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We're not just messing around.
I love her.
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Okay? I'm in love with her.
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I'm so sorry that you
had to find out this way.
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I'm sorry, but it's true. I love him too.
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My best friend and my sister.
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I cannot believe this.
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You guys want to probably get
some hugs in too, huh? Big news.
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Oh, no, that's okay.
We've actually known for a while.
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What? What? You guys knew?
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You all knew and
you didn't tell me?
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Well, Ross, we were worried
about you, okay?
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We didn't know how you were
going to react.
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JOEY:
Mm-mm.
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You were worried about me?
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You didn't know how I was gonna react?
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Okay. All right. Whew.
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What do you say we all, uh,
clear out of here...
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...and let these two love birds
get back down to business.
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Hey, hey, hey. I'm just talking here.
He's the one doing your sister.
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Hey, you know what I just realized?
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- If you guys ever have kids...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're having kids?
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I call godfather.
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You can't just call godfather.
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Don't you think her brother
should be godfather?
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Sure. If you cared enough to call it first.
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- Guys, you're a few steps ahead of us.
- Yeah, big zero-gravity moon steps.
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Oh, oh, I just thought of
the greatest wedding gift to get you.
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Oh, I'll go in on that with you.
I couldn't think of anything.
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Hey, Katie.
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- Hey, everyone, this is Katie.
- Hi.
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ALL: Hi.
JOEY: You ready to go?
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- Yeah, just gotta run to the bathroom.
- Sure.
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- Hey, where are we going to lunch?
- I was thinking maybe Chinese food.
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I love Chinese.
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How did you know I love Chinese?
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[JOEY CHUCKLES]
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She is so cute.
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You could fit her
right in your little pocket.
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I don't know. I mean, I like her a lot,
and she's really nice, but...
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But what?
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She keeps punching me.
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In the cute little, sweet way she just did?
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Hey, it's a lot harder than it looks, okay?
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She's hurting me.
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I know what you need.
You need a bodyguard.
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Hey, Ross, what is Ben doing
after preschool?
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[ALL CHUCKLE]
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Okay, come on, Joey is having a problem.
There's a little girl who's beating him up.
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Aw, Joey, come here. Look.
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Honey, I know. This must be
really, really difficult for you, and...
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Oh, I'm sorry, am I hurting you?
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- I brought you some housewarming gifts.
- Oh.
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- Salt, so your life always has flavor.
- Ah.
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- Bread, so you never go hungry.
- Oh.
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And a scented candle for the bathroom.
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Because, well, you know.
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Well, thanks. Thanks.
And thanks, I guess.
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Hi. Welcome to the building. I'm Steve Cera,
President of the tenants' committee.
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Oh, hi. Ross Geller.
And, uh, this is my friend Phoebe.
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- Hi, Phoebe.
- Mr. President.
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I, uh, came to talk to you about Howard.
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Howard?
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Yeah, he's the handyman.
He's gonna be retiring next week...
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...and everyone who lives here is kicking in
a hundred bucks...
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...as a "thank you for all the hard work"
type of thing.
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- Oh, that's nice.
- Yeah.
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So you want to give me a check, or?
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Oh, uh...
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You don't have to give it to me now.
You can slip it under my door.
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No, no, it's not that. It's just...
I just moved in.
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Well, the guy's worked here
for 25 years.
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Yes, but I've lived here for 25 minutes.
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Oh.
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Okay, I get it.
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Wait. Look, I'm sorry, it's just
I've never even met Howard.
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I mean, I don't know Howard.
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Howard's the handyman.
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Yes, but to me he's just "man."
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Okay. Fine. Whatever.
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Welcome to the building.
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[SCOFFS]
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Can you believe that guy?
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Yeah. I really like his glasses.
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So then President Steve
told everyone I was a cheapskate...
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...and now the whole building hates me.
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A little kid spit on my knee.
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You know what? I'm gonna throw a party.
That's right, for everyone in the building.
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And I'm gonna sit them all down and
explain to them that I am not a bad guy.
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I am not a cheap guy. I'm just a guy...
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...who stands up for what he believes in.
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A man with principles.
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- Sounds like a fun party.
RACHEL: Mm.
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Look, Ross, if you want
your neighbors to like you...
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...why don't you just pay
the hundred bucks?
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- A party's gonna cost you way more.
- That doesn't matter.
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It's my principles.
We're talking about my principles.
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Okay, I thought it was about
your neighbors liking you.
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Oh, they'll like me once they come
to my awesome par-tay.
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Okay, I gotta run.
I gotta go get some nametags.
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[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]
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And that crazy party animal
will be your brother-in-law.
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Very, very funny. But don't say things
like that in from of Monica.
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I don't want you putting any ideas
in her head.
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Um, Chandler, you do realize
that those ideas...
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...are probably already in Monica's head?
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Why?
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Well, because she loves you
and because you love her.
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Yeah, so? What's
that supposed to mean?
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Hey, Chandler, don't freak out. I'm
telling you something you already know.
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Come on. She broke up with Richard
because he didn't want to have babies.
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And she's a woman, and she's almost 30,
and, you know, it's Monica.
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I don't see it that way. Okay?
I see two Monicas:
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The one that was my friend who lives
across the hall and wanted a lot of babies.
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And the new Monica who I started to date.
Now, who is to say what she wants?
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I'm right. I'm right. Am I right?
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Yeah, you're right.
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You are absolutely right.
I mean, that makes everything different.
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Okay.
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It's not different, is it?
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Not unless "different" means the same.
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You were so funny with that waiter.
You're such a nut.
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You know, breadstick fangs
are always funny.
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No, you make them funny.
You're the funny one.
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Uh, look, Katie, uh, listen,
we need to talk, okay?
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Um, look, I like you.
I really do. I like you a lot, okay?
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But sometimes when you
playfully punch me like that...
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...it feels like someone's hitting me
with a very tiny, but a very real bat.
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Oh. Like I could hurt you.
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- Are you making fun of my size?
- No.
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Don't make fun of me because of my size.
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- Isn't this great?
- Mm.
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Couldn't you just stay like this forever?
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Chandler?
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Couldn't you just stay here forever?
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Yeah, here, somewhere else.
You know, wherever. Ha, ha.
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah. I'm cool.
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Casual.
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What are you doing?
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Just hanging out. Having fun, you know,
uh, with the girl that I'm seeing casually.
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Man, I knew it.
I knew you were going to do this.
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What?
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Get all freaked out because everybody
was joking around about marriage.
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Well, you do want all that stuff, right?
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And you know what I want?
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Yes. You want babies.
You have baby fever.
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I do not have baby fever.
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Oh, please. You are obsessed
with babies and marriage...
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...and everything that's
related to babies and marriage.
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You know what? Why don't we turn
the heat down on this pressure cooker?
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Have you lost your mind?
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Chandler, this isn't about me.
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This is about you and all your weird
relationship commitment crap.
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Uh-uh. I know you, okay? I know the
thoughts that you have in your head.
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Well, you don't know everything.
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Did you know I'm going out with Rachel
tonight instead of you? Hmm?
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And that the only baby around here
is you?
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And did you know I can't even
look at you right now?
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Yeah, well, I did not know that.
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It's gonna be okay, right? I mean,
she's not gonna leave me. This is fixable.
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- Yeah, sure.
- Absolutely.
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- By me?
- Oh, no, no, no.
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Well, unless you make
some kind of big gesture.
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JOEY:
Yeah, big, though.
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Shh. The missus.
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MONICA:
Gunther, can I get a coffee?
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To go.
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CHANDLER:
Monica...
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I'm still not done
not wanting to talk to you.
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Just tell me what I need to do
to make things right.
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- What?
- That's what we do.
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I mess up, you tell me
how to fix it and I do.
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And then, you know,
you think I'm all cute again.
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I'm really tired of being
your relationship tutor.
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You're gonna have to
figure this out for yourself.
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You know what? If you're too afraid
to be in a real relationship...
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...then don't be in one.
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[FATBOY SLIM'S "FUNK SOUL BROTHER"
PLAYING ON STEREO]
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Right about now
Funk soul brother
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Check it out now
Funk soul brother
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Right about now
Funk soul brother
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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NEIGHBORS [CHANTING]:
Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard!
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[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING ON STEREO]
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Phoebe. Phoebe.
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Oh, hi, Ross.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, I thought this was your party,
and it turns out it's a party for Howard.
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He's the sweetest little man.
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See you, Phoebe.
Oh, and, hey, thanks for chipping in.
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Oh, sure.
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You chipped in?
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Yeah, uh-huh, hundred dollars.
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Phoebe, I can't believe
you gave him money.
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I thought you agreed it was unreasonable
that they asked me for that money.
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Yeah, but they didn't ask me, you know?
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This way I'm just, you know,
the exotic, generous stranger.
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That's always fun to be.
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Yeah, but you're making me look bad.
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No, I'm not. No, if anything,
I'm making you look better.
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They'll see you talking to me,
and I'm a hit.
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- Hey, Pheebs.
- Hey.
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Oh, hey, Ross.
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Um, say, I was thinking
maybe you two could switch apartments.
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Because Phoebe is more
our kind of people.
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Something to think about it.
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Yeah, okay, my bad.
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JOEY: Hey.
- Hi.
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Wow. You look big.
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Thanks, I've been working out.
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Hey, listen, is it obvious
I'm wearing six sweaters?
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Uh, yeah.
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But it's not obvious why.
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Well, look, I'm breaking up with Katie,
so I had to put on some extra padding.
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You know, I mean,
if she hits me when she's happy...
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...can you imagine how hard
she's gonna hit me...
236
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...when I tell her I'm taking away
the Joey love?
237
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JOEY:
Hey.
238
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Hey. Hey, cute jacket.
239
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,092
Oh, thanks.
240
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- That's so sweet.
- Whoa. Ow.
241
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[RACHEL CHUCKLES]
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Oh, "Ow."
243
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:55,393
Did Joey tell you to say that?
You guys are too much.
244
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,521
Whoa. Ha, ha.
245
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,190
You know what? I gotta tell you...
246
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...I think you're the one that is too much.
247
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[KATIE CHUCKLES]
248
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Joey has the nicest friends.
249
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And the nicest girlfriend.
250
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You're so sweet.
251
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- You're so sweet.
- Ow!
252
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KATIE:
Joey?
253
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,842
She just kicked me.
254
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,677
Huh.
255
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:35,224
Well, aren't you gonna do something?
256
00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:36,601
Uh...
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00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,520
You better do something or I'm gonna
walk out that door right now.
258
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,483
Well, are you gonna?
259
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,319
Nah.
260
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,623
[POP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]
261
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,502
- Phoebe?
- Ha, ha. That's what I was saying.
262
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,629
Phoebe? Phoebe?
263
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:08,841
This is a disaster.
Can't I please just go?
264
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,843
I'm talking you up to people.
265
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,721
Just give it a little time, all right? Relax.
Get something to eat.
266
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:20,311
So, uh, what did you tell them about me?
267
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:24,065
Um, I told them about you and Emily.
You know, trying to get some sympathy.
268
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,401
But somehow you came off
as the bad guy.
269
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:29,737
- What?
- Yeah, I think I told it wrong.
270
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:32,448
We should talk about that...
271
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:35,618
...because I don't totally understand
what happened there.
272
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,706
Oh. This cake is really good.
273
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,083
Okay, see?
Things are looking up already.
274
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:46,462
Oh, my God.
Someone cut Howard's cake.
275
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,719
Who would do a thing like that?
276
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,767
3-B.
277
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,394
[ALL GRUMBLING]
278
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:05,023
Okay, you got your free food,
you ruined everyone's fun.
279
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:08,609
- Don't you think it's time you went home?
ALL: Yeah.
280
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:11,821
Yeah, go back to 3-B, 3-B.
281
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,657
All right, everyone, calm down.
Everyone, calm down.
282
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,784
I have something that I would like to say.
283
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,205
Who here likes Ross?
284
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,962
Of course you don't like him.
285
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,964
He didn't give you any money.
286
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:33,843
He raised his own hand when I asked,
"Who here likes Ross?"
287
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,970
And he's wearing two nametags.
288
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:43,269
I'll be honest with you guys. When I first
met Ross, I didn't like him at all.
289
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:48,858
But then once I got to know him,
I saw that he's really sweet...
290
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:52,487
...and caring and very generous.
291
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:56,532
I mean, all I'm saying is don't judge Ross
before you get to know him, all right?
292
00:17:56,784 --> 00:18:01,704
You know, I like all of you guys now.
But when I first met you, you know...
293
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:04,207
Kurt? I thought, you know, abrasive drunk.
294
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:10,004
Um, Lola, mind-numbingly stupid.
295
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:16,052
And, okay, you guys:
Gold digger, cradle-robbing perv.
296
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:21,974
So I think you all know what I mean.
297
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:31,067
Obviously, I didn't think
they were gonna start throwing things.
298
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:36,155
I just thought if I kept insulting them
you would jump in and defend everyone.
299
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,366
Then you could look like the hero.
300
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:40,993
Oh, wow, yeah.
301
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,995
See, I did not get that.
302
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,545
Where's Monica? Where is she? I need
to talk to her, it's urgent. Is she here?
303
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,924
- I'm Monica.
- I need to talk to you. It's urgent.
304
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,635
- Okay.
- Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking...
305
00:18:57,886 --> 00:19:01,639
...about us. You know,
a lot of, uh, "us" thinking.
306
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:06,352
And, uh, well, I guess there's
only one way to do this.
307
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,900
- Wait, wait. What are you doing?
- Monica...
308
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,402
No, no, no. Don't do it.
309
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,195
Will you marry me?
310
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,535
ROSS: Oh, no, no, no.
JOEY: What a bad idea.
311
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,745
Oh, I can't not look at it.
312
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,708
Chandler, why are you doing this?
313
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,376
I don't know.
314
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:33,462
But I know I'm not afraid to do this.
315
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,548
Chandler.
316
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,176
I'm doing this because I'm sorry?
317
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:44,807
Do you, um, really think the best reason
to get married is because you're sorry?
318
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,768
Oh, no, the best reason to get married
is pregnancy.
319
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:54,650
Sorry is pretty much fourth, behind being
ready and actually wanting to get married.
320
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:55,943
[CHUCKLES]
321
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:58,029
Will you be my wife?
322
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,742
Chandler, um,
I want you to take just a minute...
323
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:06,078
...and I want you to think about
how ridiculous this sounds.
324
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:12,960
Yeah, I'm kind of wishing
everyone wasn't here right now.
325
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,340
You know that none of that stuff
came from me.
326
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:21,135
I mean, I never said that I wanted
to have babies and get married right now.
327
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:24,597
Yeah, I know, I was really confused,
and then I talked to these guys.
328
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,141
Who? Two divorces and Joey?
329
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,645
- Hey.
- She's right, you know.
330
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,233
Yeah, but still, cheap shot.
331
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,862
You know when I said that I want you...
332
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:43,199
...to deal with relationship stuff
all on your own?
333
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:47,495
- Well, you're not ready for that.
- I didn't think I was.
334
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,376
Oh, my God.
335
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:56,212
What would you have done
if I had said yes?
336
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:58,381
Well, I would've been happy because...
337
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:02,343
...I would have been able spend
the rest of my life with the woman I love.
338
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,889
Or you would have seen
a Chandler-shaped hole in that door.
339
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:16,440
- Hey, Ross, will you pass me that knife?
- No, I will not.
340
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,985
It's okay.
You don't have to be so mean about it.
341
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:22,196
You're right. I'm sorry.
Will you marry me?
342
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,785
Oh, and I was going to ask you
to marry me...
343
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,496
...because I forgot to say hello to you
last week.
344
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,165
Oh, no, wait, Pheebs.
I think with something like that...
345
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:36,210
...you just ask them to move in with you.
But I'm not sure. Chandler?
346
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,254
Ha, ha, okay,
how long is this gonna go on?
347
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,506
Well, I think the length of teasing...
348
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:43,342
...is directly related
to how insane you were.
349
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,094
So a long time.
350
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:49,557
This is fun. Oh, hey, Rach, remember
that whole "we were on a break" thing?
351
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,767
Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me?
352
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,103
[ROSS LAUGHS]
353
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,483
ALL:
That's not funny.
354
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,742
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