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What am I sitting on?
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Top of the world?
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Dock of the bay?
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I'm out.
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- Oh, ew, undies! Oh.
RACHEL: Oh!
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All right, whose are they?
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- Whose are they?
ROSS: Not mine.
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Joey's. Got to be Joey's.
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They're mine.
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See, Joey's. They're Joe-Joe-Joey's.
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Why are they here?
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I don't know, uh...
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I'm Joey.
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I'm disgusting.
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I take my underwear off
in other people's homes.
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Get them out of here.
What's wrong with you?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Take them!
- I got them.
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You can touch them. They're yours.
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Chandler? A word?
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Yeah.
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I'm tired of covering for you two.
This has got to stop. Aah.
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Tighty-whiteys? What are you, 8?
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Thank you, Joey, so much.
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You're not welcome, okay?
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Look, I hate this.
You guys keep embarrassing me.
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Yesterday, Rachel found
your razor in our bathroom.
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I said it was mine, and that
I was playing a woman in a play.
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Then one thing led
to another and...
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And around the ankles,
that is a tough spot.
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It was. All right, listen...
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All this lying has been
hard on us too.
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Yeah, I bet all the sex
makes it easier.
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Yeah, actually.
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We'll be more careful.
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We don't want them to know,
because it's going really well.
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And maybe it's going well
because it's a secret.
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It sounds weird,
but we're so bad at relationships.
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- We are. Help us.
- Help.
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All right. But you do it with me once.
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Joey!
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Didn't think so.
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MONICA: Hey, Phoebe.
CHANDLER: Hey, Pheebs.
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What are you reading?
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Um, Wuthering Heights.
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I have to finish it by tomorrow
for my literature class.
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You're taking a class? That's so cool.
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I really liked
that Lamaze class I took.
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I thought this time I'd go
for something more intellectual...
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...with a less painful final exam.
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That sounds like fun.
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Oh, you should come with me!
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Then I'll have someone to sit with.
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Okay.
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Yay! Okay.
Ooh, but, do you have time to read it?
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I read it in school.
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This is going to be so much fun!
Shh. I have to finish.
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Hi.
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What's wrong, buddy?
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Someone at work ate my sandwich.
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What did the police say?
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My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich.
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I can't believe someone ate it.
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It's just a sandwich.
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Just a sandwich?
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I am 30 years old, okay?
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I'll be divorced twice and
I got evicted.
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That sandwich was
the only good thing in my life!
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Someone ate the only good thing
going on in my life!
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I have enough for one more sandwich.
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I was going to eat it myself, but...
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Mon, that would be incredible.
Thank you so much.
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I still can't believe someone ate it!
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Look, I left a note and everything.
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"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
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"Ross Geller's lunch."
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"Ross Geller's lunch, who?"
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"Ross Geller's lunch.
Please don't take me. Okay?"
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I'm surprised you didn't wear it home.
Ha-ha-ha.
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Want to keep your food?
Scare people off.
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I learned that on the street.
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Really?
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What would you say, Pheebs?
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Stuff like, uh,
"Keep your mitts off my grub."
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Do you picture Phoebe on the street
with the entire cast of Annie?
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This'll keep them away from your stuff.
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ALL:
Whoa!
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Phoebe, you are a badass!
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Someday I'll tell you
how I stabbed the cop.
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- Phoebe.
- He stabbed me first!
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The Brontë sisters were
remarkable women for their time.
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They lived in a patriarchal society.
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Sorry I'm late, but I left late.
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- Ahem.
- Okay.
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So, what is the book about?
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Didn't you read it in high school?
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I started it, but then
there was this pep rally.
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And I was on top of the pyramid.
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But anyway, um...
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...what's the book about?
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It's a tragic love story
between Cathy and Heathcliff.
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It takes place on these
creepy moors in England.
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Which I think represent the wildness
of Heathcliff's character.
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I totally get symbolism.
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How would you characterize
the theme of this book?
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Uh, let's see... Rachel Green?
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Ahem, um...
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I would have to say
that it's a tragic love story.
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That's sort of a given...
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...but, yes. Anyone else?
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Oh, oh, oh. Symbolism!
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And the wildness of the moors...
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...which I think, is mirrored...
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...in the wildness
of, uh, Heathcliff's character.
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Excellent! What Rachel
has shrewdly observed here...
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You completely stole my answer!
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Honey, that was pretty obvious.
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How would you know?
You didn't read it!
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What do you think?
Uh, you in the blue shirt?
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I think that, um, yours is a question
with many possible answers.
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Would you care to venture one?
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Are you just repeating me?
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All right. Let's move on.
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Okay, then.
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Why didn't you say
you hadn't read the book?
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I didn't want him to think I was stupid.
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That was really embarrassing,
what happened to you.
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- Phoebe! Phoebe!
- Yeah?
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Your note?
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Amazing!
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Not only did no one
touch my sandwich...
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...but people at work are
actually afraid of me.
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A guy called me "Mental."
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"Mental Geller."
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I've always wanted
a cool nickname like that.
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The best you got in high school
was, uh, "Wet Pants Geller."
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It was the water fountain, okay?
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Anyway...
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...people are writing reports for me...
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...uh, pushing back deadlines
to fit my schedule.
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I tell you,
you get tough with people...
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...and you can get anything you want.
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Hey, Tribbiani!
Give me that coffee! Now!
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This was really fun.
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I've been wondering
if you'd ask me out.
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So you, uh, still wondering?
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No. We just went out.
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You're smart.
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I like that.
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[BANGING]
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CHANDLER:
Oh.
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Oh, candles!
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What is that, a blanket?
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A video camera? Oh, my God!
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No, no, no. Wait.
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I can't believe you thought you'd
tape us having sex on the first date!
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Hi.
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Joey, is what she just said, um...
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Oh, my God!
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You're actually going...
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What is going on here?
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And with Chandler in the next room.
What are you, sick?
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I'm Joey.
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I mean, I'm disgusting.
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I make low-budget adult films.
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Huh.
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You promised to be more careful!
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The good Joey name's been
dragged through the mud!
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We're so sorry.
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I'm telling everyone.
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It's the only explanation that
doesn't make me look like a pig!
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No, there's a better explanation.
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Tell them you had to make
an adult film for your...
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...adult film class.
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I like that. But no!
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How does that explain
my underwear at your place?
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I don't know.
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Get ready to come out
of the non-gay closet.
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I promise to come up with something.
Just give us time.
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All right.
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But it better make me look really good.
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And another thing:
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The video camera?
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Nice!
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Ross?
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May I have a word?
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Of course, Donald.
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We've been getting reports
of very angry behavior on your part.
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- What?
- Threatening letters...
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...refusal to meet deadlines.
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Apparently people now call you Mental.
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Yeah.
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We want you to speak to a psychiatrist.
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Oh, no. Uh, you...
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You don't understand. This is so silly.
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Um, this is all just
because of a sandwich.
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A sandwich?
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You see, my sister makes
these amazing turkey sandwiches.
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Her secret is, she puts an extra slice
of gravy-soaked bread in the middle.
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I call it "The Moistmaker."
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Anyway, I put my sandwich
in the fridge...
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Ha-ha-ha. Oh, you know what?
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I'm sorry.
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I believe I ate that.
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You ate my sandwich?
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A simple mistake.
It can happen to anyone.
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Oh, really?
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Did you confuse it with your own
turkey sandwich with a Moistmaker?
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No, I...
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Do you, perhaps, remember...
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...seeing a note on top of it?
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There may have been a joke
or limerick of some kind.
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That said it was...
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...my sandwich!
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Now calm down.
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Look in my office.
Some may be in the trash.
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What?
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It was quite large.
I had to throw most of it away.
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You threw my sandwich away?
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My sandwich?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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What's this book about?
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You didn't read it, either?
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I was going to, but I, uh, accidentally
read something else.
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- What?
- Vogue.
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So tell me about Jane Eyre.
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No, read it yourself.
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Come on,
don't be such a goody-goody.
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Fine.
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All right. So Jane Eyre?
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First you'd think she's a woman,
but she's not.
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She's a cyborg.
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A cyborg? Isn't that like a robot?
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This book was light years
ahead of its time.
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INSTRUCTOR: Sorry I'm late.
Let's get started.
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What did you think of Jane Eyre?
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Um, Rachel and I were discussing it,
and she had very interesting insights.
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Go ahead, Rachel.
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Um, thank you, Phoebe.
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What struck me most
when reading Jane Eyre...
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...was, uh, how the book was
so ahead of its time.
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If you're talking about feminism,
I think you're right.
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Well, feminism, yes. But also the robots.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Since that video camera thing
didn't work out...
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...I thought that I would give you
just a little preview.
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[GASPS]
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You're naked!
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I know!
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Ross?
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Hey, Chandler.
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Monica!
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine.
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I saw a psychiatrist at work today.
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Why?
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On account of my rage.
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Which, if I may say,
right now is out of control.
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He gave me a pill for it.
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00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,367
A pill?
261
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:55,870
Uh-huh. When the psychiatrist told me
to take a leave of absence...
262
00:15:56,080 --> 00:16:00,375
...because I yelled at my boss,
I started to get worked up again.
263
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:03,294
So he offered me a tranquilizer.
264
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:05,838
And I thought it was a good idea.
265
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,590
So I took it.
266
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:12,387
They're making you take time off work?
267
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:13,930
And you're okay with that?
268
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:15,723
I don't know.
269
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,811
It's going to be weird
not having a job for a while.
270
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:23,231
But I definitely don't care
about my sandwich.
271
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:30,238
It's so embarrassing! I can't believe
you let me go on like that!
272
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,864
I'm sorry.
273
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:37,996
It was so funny when you compared
Jane Eyre to Robocop.
274
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,208
That was not funny!
275
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:46,004
I snapped, okay?
You weren't taking the class seriously.
276
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,214
Come on! What is the big deal?
277
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,175
I thought it'd be something
we could do together.
278
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,802
I thought it would be fun.
279
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:54,387
Fun is good.
280
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,597
But I also wanted to learn.
281
00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:01,352
People talk about what they learned
in high school. I never went.
282
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:02,937
Oh.
283
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,524
So you really wanted to learn.
284
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:11,571
You know, Pheebs,
I just wanted to have fun.
285
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:13,990
You know who should go?
286
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,325
I know! I know! I know!
287
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,830
Monica, you asked the question.
288
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,672
Oh, yeah.
289
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,927
[GASPS]
290
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,893
Oh, my God, that's Monica!
291
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,103
Oh, no, no, no!
292
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:48,900
You get away from me,
you sick, sick, sicko!
293
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:50,860
What's going on?
294
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:53,529
Joey has got a secret peephole!
295
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:56,824
Oh, no, no, no, no!
296
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,826
He has a naked picture of Monica!
297
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,622
He takes naked pictures of us, then
he eats chicken and looks at them!
298
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,544
- Look.
- Oh! Dude, that's my sister!
299
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,088
Give me that!
300
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,673
Wait! Everybody calm down, okay?
301
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:17,220
Let's give our friend a chance
to explain why he's such a big pervert!
302
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:21,015
I am not a pervert, okay?
303
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,600
It's just...
304
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:23,851
I just kind of...
305
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,647
I think I can explain this.
306
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,190
Thank you.
307
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,360
Joey's a sex addict.
308
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,488
What? No, I'm not!
309
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,949
It's okay! It's good!
310
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,577
It's a disease.
311
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,122
I am not a sex addict!
312
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,790
Yes, you are!
313
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:49,210
That's the only way
to explain all this stuff!
314
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:51,170
No, it isn't. It's not.
315
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,965
Because you could also explain it
with the truth!
316
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:56,259
What is the truth?
317
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,261
- What's up?
- What's going on?
318
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,144
I slept with Monica.
319
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:15,862
Well, let's see what everybody
thinks of that.
320
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:20,783
Oh, no.
321
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,703
You slept with my sister?
322
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,330
Uh, yes, but it was...
323
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,666
We just did it once, uh, in London.
324
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,710
This is not good for my rage.
325
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,336
[PILLS SHAKE]
326
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,549
Monica.
327
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:37,758
Is this true?
328
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,260
Of course, it's true.
329
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:44,390
How else would you explain all the
weird stuff that's been going on?
330
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,018
Yes, it's true.
331
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:53,191
If it happened once, how come we
found your underwear in our apartment?
332
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:56,194
Uh... Oh!
333
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:59,447
That was the underwear
I was wearing that night in London.
334
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:00,990
Right, Monica?
335
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,287
I guess I wanted to keep it...
336
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:08,789
...as a souvenir.
337
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,752
My God, Monica!
338
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:17,048
Are you sure you're not
just a sex addict?
339
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:19,926
No!
340
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:23,346
If anyone's a sex addict here,
it's Monica.
341
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:28,517
She has been trying to get me back
in the sack ever since London!
342
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,396
That's why she gave you
a naked picture of herself.
343
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,065
That makes sense.
344
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,151
And the video camera?
345
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,111
Uh, Monica?
346
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:46,077
I guess I set up the video camera
to try and entice Joey.
347
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:50,331
But, sadly, I could not be enticed.
348
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,084
Unbelievable!
349
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:56,003
You really kept Joey's underwear?
350
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,714
Why? Why would you do that?
351
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:03,970
I'm Monica.
352
00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:06,555
I'm disgusting.
353
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,185
I stalk guys and keep their underpants.
354
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:16,190
Well...
355
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:20,403
I think we've all learned
who's disgusting and who's not.
356
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:21,988
Huh?
357
00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:23,197
All right.
358
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:26,242
Now, I'm going to get back
to my bucket.
359
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,913
I'm only eating the skin,
so the chicken's up for grabs.
360
00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:39,505
You were making a good point.
361
00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:41,674
I mean, till you got cut off.
362
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,385
What's up with that girl Monica?
363
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,470
I don't know. I didn't come with her.
364
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,017
Hey, everybody!
Everybody, guess what!
365
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:53,519
I just convinced Carl to give us a test.
366
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:54,854
Test?
367
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:57,898
Come on!
Tests make us all better learners!
368
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:02,778
Oh, yeah!
We should have essay questions!
369
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,744
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