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[JOEY GIGGLING]
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Are you looking
at naked tribeswomen?
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No, look.
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That's a pig.
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I know.
But look at the knobs on it!
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CHANDLER: Hey.
JOEY: Hey.
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Emily's cousin kicked me out.
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- What?
- Why?
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When you sublet
from your wife's cousin...
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...then you divorce, sometimes
the cousin wants his apartment back.
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Didn't you sign a lease?
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Who needs a lease when it's "family"?
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You can stay with us.
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CHANDLER:
Anything you need.
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But you have to let us know
when you feel better...
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...so we can make fun of your hair.
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- You got it.
JOEY: Okay.
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Thanks, I really appreciate this.
I'm going to get packing again.
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I've been moving around so much
that I feel like a nomad.
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[CHUCKLING]
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- What?
- He thought you said gonad.
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[LAUGHS]
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Wow, Monica. If every place were this clean,
it'd be tough making a living.
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Ha, oh, Larry!
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Um, do health inspectors
work on commission?
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No, bribes.
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- Ha-ha-ha, it's okay to laugh?
- I was just kidding.
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[LAUGHS]
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- I'll check the kitchen floor.
MONICA: Knock yourself out.
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Yummy! Heh.
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Larry?
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Yeah, I'd let him check out
my kitchen floor.
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[BOTH GIGGLE]
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A 98.
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I deducted two points
for not wearing your hat.
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That is a Section 5 violation.
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Oh. Now look, Larry, honey, ha, ha.
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Um, I wrote the book on Section 5.
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You only need to wear it
in the kitchen.
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- Where's your hat?
- In the kitchen. I'll get it.
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Ah, there's the two points!
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[GASPS]
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You should really read
that book you wrote.
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Wow.
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You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew
she'd go in hatless to get it, heh.
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You could have your own
health inspector detective show.
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Ah, I don't know about that.
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But then I could be
your sidekick, Voonda, heh.
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Maybe, uh, I could ask Voonda
to dinner sometime?
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She would love that...
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...since you know
all the clean places to eat, heh.
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I'll call you.
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Okay.
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He's so funny! Whoa, oh.
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[GIGGLES]
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RACHEL: Thank you.
- Thanks.
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How's Ross doing
since all the Emily stuff?
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He's not great.
But, um, he's dealing with it.
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- Oh.
- Wait, you're not...
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Oh, I can't get started
with all that Ross stuff again.
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He'll be screwed up for a long time.
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Besides, I don't go for guys
right after they get divorced.
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Right, you only go for them
five minutes before they get married.
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DANNY: Two pounds of mocha java.
MONICA: It's Danny.
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Are you going to go out again?
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I don't know.
He hasn't called since we went out.
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I see him in the hallway.
We flirt. I'm all...
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[LAUGHS]
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...and then nothing.
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- Hey.
RACHEL: Hi, Danny.
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Wow, thirsty, huh?
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I'm having a party on Saturday.
Sort of a housewarming thing.
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- Oh, fun.
- Oh, great!
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- Really looking forward to it.
RACHEL: Yeah.
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See you!
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So I guess we won't
be warming his house.
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Oh, ha, ha, okay.
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All right, I see what he's doing.
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He's not asking me out
because he wants me to ask him out.
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And you won't do that.
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That's right!
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Because that would give him
the control.
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So now he comes up with this
"I've got a party" thing...
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...to get me to hint
for an invitation.
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Blew up in his face, didn't it? Ha.
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So there is no party?
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No, there's a party.
There's a party.
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But the power?
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That is still up for grabs.
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You follow me?
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I think so.
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So he won't invite you to his party
because he likes you?
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Exactly!
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Ross?
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Hey, roomies!
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I love what you've done
with the place.
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Oh, I know it's a lot of boxes.
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- I appreciate you letting me stay here.
JOEY: Not a problem.
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Since you'll be here a while...
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...we, uh, could put your name
on the answering machine.
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Oh, I, uh, hope you don't mind...
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...but I kind of already
jazzed it up a little, ha, ha.
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Check it out.
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[QUEEN'S "WE WILL ROCK YOU"
PLAYING ON ANSWERING MACHINE]
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ROSS [SINGING]: We will
We will call you back
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[ALL CHUCKLING]
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- Pretty cool, huh?
CHANDLER: Oh, yes.
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[LAUGHING]
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- You're fake laughing too, right?
- The tears are real.
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Oh, yeah. Ha, ha.
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- You look beautiful this evening.
- Heh.
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Show me the badge again.
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[GIGGLES]
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Shiny, ha, ha.
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Oh, you mind if I wash up?
Who knows where these have been?
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You are just nonstop, ha-ha-ha!
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- We're out of here.
- Why?
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I saw ten violations.
I'm shutting this place down!
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- You have the power to do that?
- This does.
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Shut it down.
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Hey.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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You built a fort, didn't you?
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Kind of, heh.
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Oh, my God! The air purifier.
Ross' air purifier.
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All I heard for four years
through college was...
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[HUMMING]
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You should have gone out
once in a while.
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- I hate this thing!
- Come on, Chandler.
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Ross is our friend.
He needs us right now.
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So why don't you be a grownup
and come watch TV in the fort?
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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- Oh, hi, Danny.
- Hey, guys.
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Uh, I wanted to invite you to the party.
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Oh, thanks, I'll try to stop by.
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Actually, I think, ahem,
I'm going to be busy.
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You are?
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Yeah.
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Remember? I've got that, uh, gala.
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What's the gala for?
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Uh, it's a, um...
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It's, uh, a regatta gala.
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Do you sail?
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No, but I support it.
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I hope I see you tomorrow night.
Take care.
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RACHEL:
Okay.
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Walked right into that one,
didn't he?
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What one?
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You wanted him to invite you
and he did.
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He waited until the last minute.
So if I said yes...
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...he'd know I had nothing better
to do than wait for his invitation.
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But I said no...
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...which puts me back
in the driver's seat.
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So the ball is in his court?
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Ball?
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No, there's no ball.
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[SLAPPING]
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Joey, please.
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Sorry.
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[BUZZING]
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[SCREAMS]
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- Hello, children.
JOEY: Hey.
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You want to play some foosball?
Please?
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- Okay.
- No, no, no.
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We moved the table into my room
because of all the boxes, ha, ha.
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Come on!
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I have one question.
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What is the deal with this?
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Bye-bye, little puppet Joey hand?
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No, the quiet down thing.
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Oh. You mean this.
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Mm-hm.
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I don't know how much more
I can take.
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Did you know he taped over my
Baywatch tape with a show about bugs?
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My God!
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- What if that had been porn?
- Oh!
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All right, this may be tough...
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...but it's Ross.
I survived college with him.
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I guess I can hold out
a little longer.
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- Let's have a game.
- Okay.
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Don't be scored on. No, no, no.
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Yes. Ha-ha-ha.
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Uh, fellas?
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- So he's out of here.
- Mm-hm.
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- Hey.
MONICA: Hey.
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Got anything to eat?
I went to Jono's and it was closed.
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Oh, I took Larry there, but it was all
violated, so we shut it down.
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If this guy keeps closing our
favorite places, where will we eat?
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I don't know. Clean places?
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Mm, yum!
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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It's Danny.
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Don't let him in!
I'm supposed to be at a gala.
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We'll be right there.
Can't you say it's later?
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What kind of a regatta gala
starts at night?
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The fake kind.
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- Um, I need a ladle. You got a ladle?
- We have a ladle.
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See you at the party.
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Okay, great.
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You know what Larry would say?
He'd say, "See you ladle."
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[LAUGHS]
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I'm done. You want anything?
Uh, sports? International?
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Apartment listings?
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I'll take sports.
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Mine!
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All right, uh, international.
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That's mine too.
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I'm Italian.
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I could check apartment listings,
though there's never anything here.
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Not even on page seven?
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Oh, yeah.
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You're right.
Oh, here's an affordable place.
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Two bedroom, close to work.
Ooh, it's available in five weeks.
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What about that circled one?
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Ooh, I don't know.
It's kind of expensive for a studio.
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But it's available now.
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Isn't it?
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Yes, it is.
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Let's go look at it, heh!
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- Oh, okay. Let's go.
CHANDLER: There we go! Yay!
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Oh, oh, oh, guys, would you, uh, chip in
for some new air filters for the purifier?
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I mean, after all,
we are all using it.
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Let's go quicker!
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Yeah.
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[WHISTLES]
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- Oh, my God!
- Mm.
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Oh, look at this kitchen/bathroom.
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That's great!
So you can cook while in the tub.
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Somebody was using his head.
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Let's check out
the rest of the place.
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I think this is it.
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I don't know.
Maybe we should keep looking.
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But this place is available now.
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You don't want to be stuck
with us for five weeks.
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So you think I should
take this place?
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Oh, it's perfect!
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How about you?
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Kitchen, slash, bathroom.
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Ah, I see what you guys are saying.
241
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I'll, uh, go downstairs
and fill out an application.
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We are bad people.
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He knew we were trying
to get rid of him.
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Could we get a bathtub
in our kitchen?
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Ready for dinner?
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- Ooh, absolutely.
- Great.
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You wanted to go to
the Italian place on Bleecker St?
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Oh, I love that place, ha, ha.
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- So no.
- Oh.
250
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How about Mama Lozetti's?
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Yuck.
252
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,856
Sure.
253
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,318
How long has that milk
been sitting out?
254
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,154
No, this place is totally healthy.
255
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,948
This milk is mine.
I bought this today...
256
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:12,285
...because I was thirsty for milk,
you know?
257
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,455
[CHUCKLES THEN GAGS]
258
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:18,499
Okay, let's go.
259
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,295
Hey, buddy.
260
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:27,675
Health Code 11 B requires that refuse
be taken out the back exit.
261
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,178
But then I have to go
all the way around.
262
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:33,097
So you choose convenience
over health?
263
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,850
Stop, Larry.
264
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:41,606
Can't you just be Larry and not
Larry the health inspector guy?
265
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,691
It was exciting at first.
266
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:48,404
But now, it's like, so where
are we going to eat ever?
267
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:52,325
I suppose I could give him a warning.
268
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,160
Thank you.
269
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,413
Go, go!
270
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:03,586
If, after dinner,
you still need to bust someone...
271
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,713
...I know a hot dog vendor
who picks his nose.
272
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,340
[CHUCKLES]
273
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:14,889
Maybe we did good,
helping Ross get back on his feet.
274
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,724
That was a nice place.
275
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:22,188
No closet space, but he could hang
his stuff out the window in a bag.
276
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,774
[CHANDLER SIGHS]
277
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,360
What do we do?
278
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:29,404
I don't know.
279
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,322
Maybe pizza?
280
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,450
- About Ross!
- Oh.
281
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,495
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
282
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,958
Hello.
283
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,543
Oh, yeah.
284
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:47,422
It's the apartment manager.
Ross put us as references.
285
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:50,842
Ross is the greatest guy.
He's very reliable...
286
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:55,513
Of course, he has a big, huge dog
that, uh, barks into the night.
287
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,892
Well, who doesn't love dogs?
288
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:02,937
Uh, he's a tap dancer.
289
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,858
Yes, some would say
that is a lost art.
290
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:08,693
He's a pimp!
291
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,864
There you go. He's a pimp.
292
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,158
He's a big, tap-dancing pimp!
293
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,536
Hello?
294
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,506
Oh.
295
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,719
[SMASH MOUTH'S "EVERY WORD MEANS NO"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
296
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:41,017
Watching for a sound
To lead me to wherever...
297
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:44,312
Shh, this is never going to work.
He's right there.
298
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,688
Just go say hi.
299
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:51,486
I have to go downstairs and back up,
as if I'm coming home from the gala.
300
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:55,114
So just go distract him.
But don't be sexy.
301
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,076
- Hey, Danny.
- Hey.
302
00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,285
What's going on?
303
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:02,830
This is a great party.
Great food, ha, ha.
304
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:07,794
Oh, you know, most parties, it's, uh,
all chips and salsa, chips and salsa.
305
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,420
[DANNY CHUCKLES]
306
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,089
So, um...
307
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,841
What's this?
308
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:15,760
Salad.
309
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,512
Oh.
310
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,098
And what's this?
311
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:22,934
Bread.
312
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,852
Aren't you a chef?
313
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:27,647
Oh.
314
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,024
- Hey, Rachel.
- Hey.
315
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,194
Oh, right, tonight was your party.
316
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:35,530
You look great!
I'm glad you made it.
317
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:39,492
Oh, well, you know,
the gala had to end sometime.
318
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,577
Don't go anywhere.
I'll be right back.
319
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,996
- Yeah, sure.
- All right?
320
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,708
Whose court is the ball in now?
321
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,919
I thought there wasn't a ball.
322
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:56,342
Come on. He's glad I came.
He doesn't want me to go anywhere.
323
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,469
Ball's flying all over the place.
324
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,681
This is my friend, Tom.
325
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,517
This is the girl I told you about.
326
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:07,937
Oh, come on!
You telling people about me?
327
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,648
I think you two
could really hit it off.
328
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,859
I'm gonna go mingle.
329
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:19,365
So you work at Bloomingdale's, huh?
My mom calls it "Bloomies."
330
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,954
[CHUCKLES]
331
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,289
Yeah, okay.
332
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,040
At ease, soldier, heh.
333
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:30,877
I'm sorry?
334
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:34,422
You can just drop the act.
I know what's going on.
335
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:36,507
You're Danny's wingman, right?
336
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:40,928
You guys are best buds, frat bros.
337
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,473
I'm going to go talk to, uh, a friend.
338
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,643
Yeah, you go talk to your friend.
339
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,770
Go tell him, "Nice try."
340
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,902
He just keeps lobbing them up...
341
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:59,447
...and I keep knocking them
right out of the park.
342
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:02,617
I think I need a drink.
343
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,285
Yeah.
344
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:09,916
Ninety-eight...
345
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,626
...ninety-nine...
346
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,878
...one hundred!
347
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,296
Okay. Go.
348
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:18,090
Dude, I'm telling you, I'm fine.
349
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,346
Here we go, here we go.
350
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:26,349
JOEY & CHANDLER: Hey.
- Hey.
351
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:31,229
So I, uh, didn't get that apartment.
Some problem with my application.
352
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:32,605
You're kidding?
353
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:36,984
But Phoebe said I could stay
at her place for a while, so...
354
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,696
Well, you can't stay with Phoebe.
We're roomies.
355
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,699
You don't need me
taking up all your space.
356
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:48,412
We got plenty of space.
There's still some by that speaker.
357
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,123
Please, just stay.
358
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,667
Yeah.
359
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:53,960
Are you sure?
360
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:57,255
- Definitely.
- You have to stay.
361
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,634
- All right.
- All right, buddy.
362
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,762
So I'm a pimp, huh?
363
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,267
It's okay.
364
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:11,769
Sometimes I can be a pain in the ass.
365
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:15,690
But just talk to me.
Tell me if something bothers you.
366
00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:22,238
And I'll do everything I can
to keep my annoying habits just...
367
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:40,798
Well, I see you've had
a very productive day.
368
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,259
The cowboy hat's a little much.
369
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,469
Come on, it's fun!
370
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:49,557
All right.
371
00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:58,274
Isn't this a woman's hat?
372
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:02,528
Dude, stop talking crazy,
and make us some tea!
373
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,701
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