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Okay, let's see what we got.
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Oh, that's impossible.
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I'm gonna be sick.
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All of them...
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With the Joker's face.
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- It looks just like him.
- It can't be.
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Call the police.
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He's made his move.
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Dining in tonight, sir?
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The dissection tray, please, Alfred.
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Any idea
what our happy friend is up to now?
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Normal criminals usually
have logical motives.
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But the Joker's insane schemes
make sense to him alone.
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Look alive, wage slaves.
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Presenting that caliph of clowns,
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that mogul of mountebanks,
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the one and only Joker!
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Great Scott.
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Actually, I'm Irish.
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Good morning, Mr. Francis.
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Please allow me to
introduce my associates.
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Miss Quinn.
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And Messrs, uh... Oh.
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Their names escape me
for the moment. No matter.
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We gentlemen of business
have arrangements to discuss.
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Uh, arrangements?
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For my fish, of course.
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This has all been worked out
far in advance, Francis.
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You are merely the last tiny cog
in my grand design.
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So don't speak to me again, okay?
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Now, what is everyone
in town talking about?
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Uh, your fish?
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I told you not to speak!
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Ugh, fish. Stinker-roonie.
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A� better .
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As I was saying, since every fish
in Gotham now bears my famous
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and frankly fabulous face,
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I should be getting a profit
from every fish product sold.
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Let's say, a nickel per fish sandwich,
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fifty cents for sardines.
Millions of dollars a day
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to finance my happily
hedonistic lifestyle.
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So which of your tedious copyright forms
do I fill out first?
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You may speak now.
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No one can copyright fish.
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They're a natural resource.
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But they share my unique face.
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Colonel what's-his-name has chickens,
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and they don't even have mustaches.
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I can't help it. It's the law!
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Oh. Trying to cheat the Joker, are you?
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Well, we'll see who has the last laugh.
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You have until midnight
to change your mind, Francis.
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Or you'll be the poorest fish of all.
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Buh-bye!
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He's crazy.
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Coming up next,
Marla Benson has a special report
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on the smiling fish epidemic.
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How safe are Gotham's waters?
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Well, he's not out to poison people.
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This diluted toxin only affects fish.
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Maybe he's trying to
make us all die from disgust.
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They're finny
and funny
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And, oh, so delish
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They're joyful and jolly Joker Fish
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Say, Mom, wondering what to
feed the family tonight?
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What'll I feed the family tonight?
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Try me famous Joker Fish.
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There's Smiling Smelt, Giggling Grouper,
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and Happy Haddock.
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This could cause a stampede to pork.
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Yummy, yum-yum.
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Eat it.
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Uh, Mr. J, I have this
little problem with fish.
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Yummy, yum-yum.
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Yes, friends, that's Joker Fish.
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Tasty, tempting, and of course...
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- Naturally low in cholesterol.
- Naturally low in cholesterol.
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Coming to your local store.
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Just as soon as that nasty
old Mr. G. Carl Francis
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decides to give me
my legal cut of the profits.
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Change the channel.
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It's on every station.
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Get a trace on that signal. Now!
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I hope you've changed
your mind, Mr. Francis,
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because I haven't changed mine.
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Relax, Mr. Francis. I've got men
posted at every window and door.
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Nobody's sneaking in here tonight.
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If I got in this easily...
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So will the Joker.
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Hey, hey, this is police business.
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Haul your bat butt out of here.
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Hold it, Detective.
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No one knows the Joker's
methods better than Batman.
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He stays.
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Glory-hogging, long-underwear geek.
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Uh, Batman,
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why is this happening to me?
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I've never done anything to this Joker.
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I'm just a paper pusher.
I can't change the laws.
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I'm harmless.
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And in his sick mind,
that's the joke, Mr. Francis.
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- Feeling all right?
- Oh, sure.
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It's just that
everything's been so crazy today.
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I haven't even had time
to rinse off that gunk
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the Joker's girl squirted on me.
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Get this man
to a hospital, now!
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What?
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Watch out!
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He'll be all right
once the antivenom kicks in.
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I don't get it. We all breathed the gas,
and we're not smiling.
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He didn't want us.
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That gas is one part
of a binary compound.
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The Joker exposed Francis
to the other part
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when he threatened him this morning.
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This just in.
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Former Copyright Director
G. Carl Francis
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will be taking an extended vacation.
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Looks like he's having
more fun already.
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But I'm not happy.
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If I don't get legal
claim to my fish by 3:00 am.
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the number two bureaucrat,
Thomas Jackson, will feel my wrath.
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And now, Batman,
because I know you're watching,
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here's a message from our sponsor.
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They're finny and funny
And, oh, so delish
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All units, keep your eyes open
for anything.
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I'd like to go on record
as saying
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this Batman business
is the lamest idea and I-
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Duly noted, Lieutenant.
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But we're going to try it his way
to protect Mr. Jackson.
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Nearly 3:00 am.
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And not a cackle from that hyena.
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We must've scared him off.
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What's that?
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Just my cat.
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A Joker Fish!
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It's affecting it. Look out!
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Even drugged, the cat went
straight for its master.
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Oh, this is
just dandy, Commish.
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Your pet bat's playing dress up
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while the Joker's popping off
pencil pushers right and left.
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Well, I ain't sticking around
to see who's next.
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I got my own methods.
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Bullock!
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Commissioner, have a look at this fish.
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It's a Japanese tang,
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not native to Gotham's cold waters.
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So where did it come from?
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Freeze, copper!
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I got you covered, see?
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Well, if it ain't laughing boy's
little hench-wench.
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You're outgunned, sugar.
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Do tell.
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What?
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Ooh, look at what I caught.
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Kind of runty, though.
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I'm gonna have to throw it back.
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You know, Bullock,
you may be a lousy cop,
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but you make a terrific worm.
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You won't get away with this.
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He's right, you know.
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You're kidding.
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If this Iunchmeat
figured out where we are,
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Batman won't be far behind.
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And why spoil my sharkie's appetite
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when I can feed him bigger fish?
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Hmm?
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Ugh! Again with the fish. I hate fish.
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- Uh, no offense, Mr. J.
- Poor Harley.
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This caper's been kind of
rough on you, hasn't it?
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Uh-huh.
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Cheer up.
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You can be my very own little mermaid.
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Ooh.
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You're really sick,
you know that, boss?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Huh?
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Now, this fella here
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came with his own grin.
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See the resemblance?
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And check out my catch of the day.
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Bullock.
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I didn't need no bat computer to tell me
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that weird Iookin' minnow
came from an aquarium.
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Yes, well, this is all
tremendously boring.
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'Course, I can always amuse myself
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watching old Harv
give my shark indigestion.
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Yeah.
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Wait!
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Let him go.
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I'm the one you're after.
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Gee, and let my little guppy go hungry?
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I don't know.
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What do you think we can do about that?
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You're right, Harley.
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Fish are disgusting.
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I think I'll start using
my toxin on cattle.
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"Joker Burgers." Ha!
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Talk about a Happy Meal.
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You never could take a joke.
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He doesn't stand a chance
against that monster!
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- Yeah. Catch.
- Hey!
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Hey.Hey!
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Oh! Ah!
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Oopsie.
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Huh?
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You okay?
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Just give him one for me, will you?
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Huh?
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Meanwhile, back at the wrench.
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Since my side-splitters
don't tickle you,
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how about a skull-splitter?
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Oh!
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There's no place left to go, Joker.
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See, Batsy, I think of everything.
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Huh?
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Oh, my poor,
poor pudding.
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Come on, he was a demented,
abusive, psychotic maniac.
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Yeah.
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I'm really gonna miss him.
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Do you think he's gone for good?
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Believe me, Jim,
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I wish it were true.
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But deep inside, I doubt it.
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