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Oh, dear.
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Such table manners.
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Perhaps I can make you act
a bit more civilized.
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Bravo!
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They all laughed when I said I'd find
a way to tap into another
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creature's mind.
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Why, with this band and these
electrodes,
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I can control anything.
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Psst, Jervis.
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Oh, Alice.
What a nice surprise.
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Yeah, yeah. Look busy.
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Dr. Gates, Mr. Wayne.
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Right this way.
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Bruce, you remember Jervis Tetch.
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- Hello.
- Of course.
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I read your proposal on using microchips
to enhance the brain's potential.
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Sounds intriguing.
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Actually, the prototype
isn't quite ready yet.
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Tetch, I think we owe our founder
and employer, Mr. Wayne,
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a little more than lame excuses.
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- Sorry.
- That's all right, Dr. Cates.
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Mr. Tetch is a valued member
of our research team.
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I'm sure we can spare him more time.
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As you say, Bruce.
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Thank you.
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You got off easy this time, Tetch,
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but heads could roll
if you slip up again.
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She's always like that
when the big boss drops by.
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Cheer up. Mr. Wayne knows
what you mean to the company.
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Oh.
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Sometimes, Alice, I think you're
the only one who understands me.
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That's just
what my boyfriend says.
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I guess I'm lucky to have two
such amazing men in my life.
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See you after lunch.
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Of course, intellectually,
I know it's all wrong.
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She's got a boyfriend, after all.
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Better to withdraw like a gentleman.
Forget her.
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Turn my heart to other pursuits.
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Never!
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Look. I've already developed
a circuitry card
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powerful enough
to control a human brain.
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It would be so easy to make her forget
her boorish beau and love me.
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Ah.
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But that would reduce her
to a soulless shell.
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Oh, no, not my Alice.
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Oh.
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It's hopeless.
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DR. - Oh, Alice, I'm sorry.
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Curiouser and curiouser.
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I just wanted to talk about
where our relationship was going
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and Billy got so defensive.
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Mmm. Classic male fear of commitment.
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The next thing I knew,
we were shouting, screaming.
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Saying we never wanted
to see each other again.
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0 frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
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She's mine for the asking.
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I'II sweep her off her feet, treat her
to a wonderful night on the town and...
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Nothing.
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What could a beautiful girl like her
ever see in someone like me?
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How could I impress her?
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Hmm.
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How, indeed.
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Jervis?
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Good evening, Miss Pleasance.
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I'm here to help you forget
your recent heartbreak.
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Gotham can be a wonderland, Alice.
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Tonight, let me be your guide.
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I'll get my coat.
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Did you see that?
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- Gotta be the Bat-Creep.
- Hey, easy money headed our way.
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This is really a surprise, Jervis.
You're so...
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Quiet at work.
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Ah, still waters run deep, my dear.
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It's been my philosophy that people
should take what they want from life.
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Hey, ours too.
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Okay, Mr. Hat, let's have the money.
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On your way, curs,
lest I'm forced to teach you a lesson.
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Jervis, no.
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It's your funeral, nut boy.
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Please, Mr. Hat, go easy on us.
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We're sorry. Honest.
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Why don't you do something useful,
like, oh, go jump in the river.
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Okay.
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- Are you all right?
- I'm sorry you had to see that.
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But they had to be taught a lesson.
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Dare we hope Gotham treats you
to an early evening, sir?
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I should be so lucky. The police
emergency band just switched on.
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Then I'll prepare your usual breakfast,
toast, coffee, bandages.
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Good night, Alfred.
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All units. All units.
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Two possible suicides reported scaling
the Gotham Bridge suspension tower.
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- All units, please respond.
- Guess I'm elected.
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Engage.
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Lousy night for a swim.
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Mr. Hat told us to jump in the river.
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Right. Look, you guys stay calm and-
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Gotta do what Mr. Hat says.
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Stop!
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Hey, man, keep away from me.
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We never touched the creep.
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Okay, maybe we hit him up
for money, but we never-
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Hey, what are we doing here?
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Monsieur Tetch, I have created
a gastronomical delight for you.
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All on the house, of course.
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Thank you, Antoine.
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Pardon, Monsieur Tetch.
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Would you be so kind as to favor us
with a photo for our celebrity wall?
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Enchant?, my dear.
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00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:03,393
I had no idea you were
such a man about town.
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Ah, this is a side I share only
with those closest to me.
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Don't forget to lock up
when you're done, Mr. Tetch.
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Right-o.
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You know, Alice in Wonderland
was always my favorite story.
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Do you remember
"The Mock Turtle's Song"?
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Will you, won't you, will you, won't you
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Won't you join the dance?
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When you showed me that strange card,
I recalled an image from my childhood.
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It seems those near-suicides
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had a run-in
with a self-styled Mad Hatter.
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I saw that picture earlier today
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in the office of a scientist
who creates circuitry similar to this.
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Thank you for a wonderful time.
You're a terrific friend.
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Until tomorrow, dear Alice.
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Tomorrow and every day afterward.
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What a sweet, funny man.
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- Alice?
- Billy?
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Baby, I'm sorry. Can we talk?
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Will you, won't you, will you...
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Ah, good morning. Hello!
Good to see you. Lovely day, what?
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Oh, Jervis, thanks so much
for cheering me up last night.
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Listen, I have the most incredible news.
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Billy was there
after you dropped me off.
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He apologized. I forgave him.
134
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And then, he gave me this.
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Can you believe it?
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I'm getting married.
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Jervis, your hand.
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Oh, it's nothing. Forget it.
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- And congratulations.
- Jervis?
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Jervis?
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I can still fix this. I can still win!
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DR. - Tetch!
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I don't know what you did,
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00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:15,961
but Bruce Wayne
is demanding to see you now!
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00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:19,298
I promise you, Tetch, it's your head
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if you've gotten
my department in any trouble.
147
00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:24,761
Oh, do be quiet, Dr. Gates!
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00:13:32,644 --> 00:13:35,939
Excuse me, Alice.
Have you seen Marcia or Jervis Tetch?
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They left together
about half an hour ago.
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Together?
151
00:13:42,779 --> 00:13:44,990
Hello? Hi, sweetie.
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- My fianc?.
- Congratulations.
153
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:55,125
Billy, what's wrong?
You sound so- What?
154
00:13:56,084 --> 00:14:00,464
But why? Billy? Billy.
155
00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:07,054
Excuse me, Mr. Wayne.
I think I'm gonna need a minute alone.
156
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:16,021
Sorry, Billy, me lad,
but all's fair in love and war.
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00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:38,585
Alice, darling.
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00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:43,340
I had to come back when I heard
that cad abandoned you again.
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How did you know? I didn't tell anyone.
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Oh, pish tosh.
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What matters now is we have each other,
now and forever.
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Oh...
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This is getting too weird.
164
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What have you done with
Marcia Gates and this girl's fianc??
165
00:15:00,732 --> 00:15:02,943
No, I don't like this game.
166
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,361
Let's play another.
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00:15:14,287 --> 00:15:18,834
I anticipated there'd be trouble sooner
or later, so I enlisted some help.
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00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:24,089
I'm sure you recognize my friends,
the Walrus and the Carpenter.
169
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,108
Why are you doing this?
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00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:45,819
For us, my dearest.
171
00:15:45,902 --> 00:15:49,823
Oh, believe me.
I didn't want it this way.
172
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,101
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat.
173
00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:03,063
How I wonder what you're at.
174
00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:18,370
Now, this is a game more to my liking.
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00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:22,666
Are you, the famous Batman,
so intent upon destroying my happiness
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00:17:22,749 --> 00:17:27,045
that you'll harm these poor,
mind-warped innocents to get me?
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00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:29,381
Let's find out.
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00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,472
Off with his head.
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00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,860
Oh, one thing I forgot to mention.
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My control over my pawns
increases their strength.
181
00:17:54,864 --> 00:17:56,616
Guess you found that out, huh?
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00:18:03,915 --> 00:18:05,625
Oh!
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Off with his head!
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Batman.
185
00:18:36,364 --> 00:18:39,868
There's the knave. Off with his head!
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They're programmed to attack me.
187
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- But they won't fight you.
- I gotcha.
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My aching skull.
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Come, my dear. It's time we were away.
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00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,747
You're mighty
in Gotham, Batman,
191
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but in Wonderland,
the Mad Hatter reigns supreme.
192
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:09,916
I'II cut that cowl off your neck
before you'll take her.
193
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:12,794
I've waited my whole
lonely life for her!
194
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,672
Then all you've waited for is a puppet.
195
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A soulless little doll.
196
00:20:19,926 --> 00:20:23,888
It didn't have to be this way.
You made me do this to her!
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Grrr!
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00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:23,615
- Alice?
- Oh, Billy!
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00:21:36,085 --> 00:21:38,797
Would not, could not...
200
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:41,716
Would not, could not.
201
00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:45,303
Oh, could not join the dance.
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00:21:45,353 --> 00:21:49,903
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