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- Hi, Grampy!
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- There you are!
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I thought you weren't gonna make
it.
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- Oh, no, have you been waiting?
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I told you I was running late.
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- Oh, I didn't see any message.
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- Oh, no, not on a phone.
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I sent you a thought on the
Hivemind.
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Let me just make sure it went
through.
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That's so odd.
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- I'm not on the Hivemind.
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- What?
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Why not?
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Everyone's on the Hivemind.
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- I like the Internet.
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What's wrong with that?
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- The Hivemind is so much
better.
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You can instantly exchange
thoughts and feelings
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or access the memories
of anyone on the planet.
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It's totally bleef.
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- I don't like how people
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have their minds melded all the
time.
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Whatever happened to good,
old-fashioned conversation?
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Two people, together,
silently texting each other.
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- I guess things are different
now.
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- You're telling me.
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When I was your age,
everything was simple.
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You wanted to meet up with
somebody,
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you sent them an evite.
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Then you sent them an email to
make sure they got the evite.
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And then, a couple days
later, you texted them,
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because they never answered.
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- Is everything okay?
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- I'm just a little lonely
since your grandma died.
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None of my old friends
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are answering any of their damn
texts.
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- That's because nobody texts
anymore.
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- Oh.
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- Grandpa, I know new
technology can be scary,
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but if you get on the Hivemind,
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you can use it to meet your
neighbors,
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or old friends from high school,
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or everyone in this park.
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- Hi, Appleby!
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- You'll never be alone again.
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- Can I use it to meet
my college girlfriend?
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- Of course, super easy!
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What brain tap do you use?
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Alpha Slug, or Flurm, or?
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- I don't know.
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I had it implanted so long ago.
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It's the one that makes you
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remember the smell of wet
leaves.
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- Cranial?
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That's a terrible brain tap.
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I'm gonna force sync you a
better one.
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- I'm sure that--
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I'm sure the Cranium is fine.
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- Cranial.
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- But okay, whatever.
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Just doublethink Cranial.
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- How the Hell do you
doublethink?
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- You just think about the
smell of wet leaves twice.
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- What do you mean, think twice?
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How do you think about something
twice?
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- You just think about it,
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and then you think about it
again.
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Like this.
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- Wait.
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What's happening?
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I can hear the sound of
2000 teeth chattering.
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And I feel the sensation of
ground beef between my fingers.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, just ignore
that.
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- What's happening?
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- That's Cranial.
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It comes built in with these
sense prompts
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that supposedly ease you
into the whole experience,
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but it kinda just clutters
everything up.
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Are you sure you don't want
me to force sync you Flurm?
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- Yes, yes, I'm sure.
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- Okay, well, after
these feelings subside,
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you should be launched into the
Hivemind.
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- See?
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Look at all these great thoughts
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everyone else in the world is
thinking.
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- Make it stop!
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- Try to focus on me.
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Focus on my voice.
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- What the Hell is this?
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Why are there so many of us?
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- I'm thinking of you,
and you're thinking of me,
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but we're also syncing
each other's thoughts,
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so you're thinking of me
thinking of you
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and I'm thinking of you
thinking of me thinking of you,
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and so on.
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Does that make sense?
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- No.
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I hate this.
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I don't want to do this anymore.
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- You're doing great.
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I thought you wanted to try
and find your old girlfriend.
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- Rebecca Heath.
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- Great, just doublethink her.
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- Rebecca, is that really you?
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- Hello, Travis.
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I see you're finally in the
Hivemind.
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- This is incredible.
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It's been so long.
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How are you, what have you been
up to?
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God, there's so much to say.
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- There sure is.
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Here.
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Well, it was nice catching up.
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- Wh-- what?
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- Think of me again sometime.
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- That's it?
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- Aw, that's so sweet.
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- No, it was nothing.
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- You both shared
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every detail about your
life with each other.
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- What happened to real
friendship?
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People you saw everyday,
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on Facebook,
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when you scrolled past them.
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- I'm sorry, Grandpa.
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I know how you feel.
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- No, you don't.
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You're too young to know how I
feel.
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- No, I mean I literally
know how you feel.
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I'm tapped into all your
thoughts.
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Remember?
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We all are.
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- But why?
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Whatever happened to privacy?
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In my day, we only shared things
we liked,
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and things we hated,
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and our meals,
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and our current mood, job, and
location,
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and pictures of our genitals,
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and pictures of naked
celebrities
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that we hacked from their
phones,
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but not everything!
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I want to get out of this thing.
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How do I get out of this thing?
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- You don't.
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That's the whole point.
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We're all connected,
and you're never alone.
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- No.
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It's too much, it's way too
much.
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- Sure, yeah, there are some bad
parts,
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but look at what the Hivemind
can do.
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It's brought humanity together.
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War is over.
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With a single thought,
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you can feel the wind on your
face
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from the other side of the
world,
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or feel the combined power
of all the love in the world,
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or truly understand a single
person with 100% empathy.
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- Yes!
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Yes!
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Wow!
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- And there's so much you can
give.
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Your wisdom, the love
you felt for Grandma,
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your bank account info, the
feeling
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of holding your granddaughter
for the first time.
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- Wait, wait.
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What was that last thing you
said?
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- Grampy, who you talking to?
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- Welcome to the Hivemind,
sucker!
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- Shit!
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You didn't think about
any sensitive information
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around her, did you?
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- What the Hell is happening?
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- That wasn't me!
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That was someone who just
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used my thoughts,
feelings, and experiences
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to pretend to be me.
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It's a brain phishing scam.
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- How am I supposed to know
that?
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- Couldn't you tell that that
wasn't me?
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- No, it...
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looked exactly like you.
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I don't even know when real you
left.
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- Really, Grandpa?
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I think it's pretty obvious.
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- This is just as horrible
as I thought it would be!
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Just log me out.
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- Nobody says, "Log out"
anymore.
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- I don't care!
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I don't care what people do
today.
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I don't need them.
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Just, how do I get out of this
thing?
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- Just unthink the smell of wet
leaves.
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- What do you mean, unthink?
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Look, nevermind.
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Nevermind.
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I'll figure it out.
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Sorry I snapped at you.
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- That's okay.
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I could think that you
were going through a lot.
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And all your money was stolen.
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- I didn't need this Hivemind
before,
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and I don't need it now.
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- Oh, okay.
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See you next week, Grampy.
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Sorry.
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- Hello.
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Thank you for installing Alpha
Slug.
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To tap into the Hivemind,
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just doublethink the
feeling of deep shame.
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If you are having trouble
connecting to the Hivemind,
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try sleeping for 15 seconds.
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If this does not resolve the
issue,
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ensure your thought probe
is properly installed
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by removing and reinserting
it into your skull.
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This may require light surgical
knowledge.
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Please use caution when using
Hivemind to view pornography,
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as you will experience the
sensation
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of thousands of simultaneous
orgasms.
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Do not think too hard about
the logic of the Hivemind.
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Do not think about the Hivemind
while within the Hivemind.
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Have fun.
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