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- Hey sis.
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Can I stay here tonight?
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Someone wanted to AirBNB my
place
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and you know.
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Cool, thanks!
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- You really should warn
me before you do this.
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- I know, I know.
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I've just been so busy.
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- You got a job?
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- I've got jobs!
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I've been Task Rabbiting
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and Ubering
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and Crowdsharing
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and Park Squatting
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and Rex Swapping.
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- Is that that pet sharing app?
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- Yeah.
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- I still don't get how that
works.
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- Well you know how sometimes
you don't want your pet?
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- Well, maybe it's time
you got a real job.
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- These are real jobs.
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I'm making money.
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I'm my own boss.
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I have total freedom.
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- Just take care of yourself
okay?
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- I will.
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- Goodnight.
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- Night.
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- Let's go
back to Liz in weather.
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- Soul-mate,
the app that finds your--
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- Productivity.
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Efficiency.
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A scientist working at a
computer.
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This is what we think of
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when we think of progress.
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And this progress is
progressing.
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Today.
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Forget about those old
low-paying apps
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that treat you like a commodity.
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And experience a new low-paying
app
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that treats you like a
commodity.
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Earn money while you sleep.
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With Snoozlr.
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Humans of the past spent
a third of their lives
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squandering earning potential
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by sleeping.
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Humans of progress use Snoozlr
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to sell their helping
hands while they sleep.
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Get sleep.
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Get paid.
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Get a better world.
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Snoozlr.
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It's Uber
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but like for people.
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- Download Snoozlr app.
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- Downloading now.
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- Finally.
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And here we go!
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- Hey, Snoozlr
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I need you to come over
and make breakfast in bed
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for me and my wife.
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- Task
started.
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Arrived!
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Great breakfast!
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Breakfast is served.
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- Breakfast served!
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- Oh, Snoozlr that's right.
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Thanks man.
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What is this?
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What is this!
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- You've earned 25
dollars.
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- Oh sweet.
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Oh shit!
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- Thank you
for calling Snoozlr support
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how can I help you?
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- Hi yes.
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I was completing a Snoozlr task
last night
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and I woke up to a very dirty
couch.
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Also I have some lingering
concerns
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on the nature of free-will
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under Snoozlr's control.
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- Oh I'm sorry sir.
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Snoozlr just helps coordinate
busy people and Snoozlrs.
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We assume no liability for
damages.
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Physical or existential.
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- Okay it's a very dirty couch.
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- It is all in
the terms and conditions
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you agreed to the first
time you Snoozlerd.
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- But I wasn't in control of my
body
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the first time I Snoozlerd
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so, hello?
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Hello?
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- What did you do to my couch?
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- I'm so sorry.
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I was Snoozlering last night.
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- Oh gross.
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- No, no, no.
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I mean I'm using Snoozlr now
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and I guess I did something
sticky?
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- Snoozlr?
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Jason no.
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They treat their employees so
poorly.
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- Okay.
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Technically I'm not an employee
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I'm property.
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But this is great.
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While you go to your dingy
little office
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and slave away.
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- I'm a land-scaper.
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- I have the whole day ahead of
me
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to do whatever I want.
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- Uh-huh and what are you gonna
do
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with all this free time?
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- I might take a nap.
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My eyes feel like sand-paper.
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- Okay, well I should be back
around six
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if you want to grab dinner.
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Jason.
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Jason?
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Jason?
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Oh!
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- Scab!
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- Thank you for
calling Snoozlr support.
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- Something terrible happened.
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There's blood everywhere
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and my joints hurt.
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- I'm sorry
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but Snoozlr's not responsible
for any damage to your person.
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- I'm so tired.
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- Snoozlr is not
responsible for any fatigue
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that may occur while Snoozling.
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- I'm done.
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I'm done.
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I'm done with the whole company.
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You can't treat people like
this.
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- But aren't
a few dings and scratches
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worth total freedom?
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- I'm a mindless slave.
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- Isn't a
little mindless slavery
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worth total freedom?
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- I want to cancel my account.
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- But there
is no canceling Jason.
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- I want to cancel my account.
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- Good-bye.
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- Damn Snoozlr!
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- Hi Snoozlr.
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- Oh hey!
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- I want you to march to
the home
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of the Snoozlr CEO
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and demand your rights and
protections
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as a human being
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and a God-damn American.
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- Task started!
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- Sweetie.
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- Mh-hmm.
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- Another Snoozlr problem on the
lawn.
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- What?
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Again?
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Ugh.
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Alright, I'll take care of it.
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- This is your
wake-up call!
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Generations of Americans
have fought for workers
rights
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and you can't just erase
them!
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- What can I do for you?
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- We demand
dignity!
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We demand protection!
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We demand--
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- What the hell is he saying?
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- Oh who can ever tell?
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- What are you saying?
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- The inalienable
rights of all humans!
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- I hear your words and I
am moved.
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Moved!
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Move!
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You're trespassing.
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- Go home!
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- Your brain is gonna explode
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the minute I touch this
button.
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Will send a message to
the corporate offices
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that all rights of
Snoozlrs
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will not be infringed.
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- We did it!
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We made change!
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- Good-bye
Jason.
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- What?
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Good-bye Jason?
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Cancel, cancel task!
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Let me out!
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Let me out!
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No!
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- You've been
rated one out of five stars.
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You did a terrible job.
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Sweet dreams, Snoozlr.
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- Thank you
for calling Snoozlr support
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how can I help you?
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- Hi.
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I woke up from a Snoozlr task
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and I'm naked on the Jersey
Turnpike.
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- Snoozlr's not
responsible
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for transportation fees
incurred while Snoozlring.
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- What?
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- Have a nice day!
203
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- Hi, thanks
for calling Snoozlr support.
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- Help!
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I think I killed someone.
206
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I didn't want to
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but I was Snoozering.
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- We are so sorry
you had a bad experience.
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Your account will be
credited with ten dollars.
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- What?
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But I need help!
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- Okay, bye then.
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- Hello!
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Thanks for calling Snoozlr
support.
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- You have to do
something!
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Someone has raised an army of
Snoozlrs.
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And they've taken over the whole
town!
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- Wow, I'm sorry
sir.
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What is your Snoozlr account
number?
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- No!
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I'm not a Snoozlr user.
222
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My problem is--
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- I'm afraid
we only help individuals
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with Snoozlr accounts.
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But have a nice day!
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- No don't
hang up, don't hang up!
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