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- One, two, three, four.
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B-L-U-E.
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- And then he stepped backwards,
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and he squashed a slug with is
bare foot,
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and it just like exploded
everywhere!
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It was so cool.
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- So gross.
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I'm trying to eat breakfast.
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- No you're not.
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You're just staring at it.
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What are you, nervous?
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- No, I'm not!
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Jeez, you're such a brat.
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- Mom, can I have Sarah's
milkshake?
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She's not hungry.
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- I remember the day I got
sorted.
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I didn't sleep a wink,
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and I only managed half a shake
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before I threw-up everywhere.
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- Did you know?
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You know, where you'd be placed?
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- Well, no, I wasn't sure.
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But then I wasn't surprised,
either!
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The quiz is very accurate.
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- I wish I knew what was on it.
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- Well if you knew, it
wouldn't be fair, now would it?
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- You nervous?
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God, I was.
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I only managed half a shake
before I puked everywhere.
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That's what makes us Monica's I
guess.
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Very highly strung.
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- I can't believe our
little girl's finally going
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to find out which of the
friends from 'Friends' she is?
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- I've got a pretty good guess.
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- Yeah, everyone knows
she's gonna be a Gunther!
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- Oliver, take that back!
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- I'm just kidding.
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- We'll be there for you, kiddo,
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however you get sorted.
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- 'Cause you're there for us
too.
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That's how it works!
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- I'll be there for you, Sarah.
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- I'll be there for you, Alex.
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- Have you studied?
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Man, I don't know what I'd
do if I hadn't studied.
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- Everyone knows you
can't study, you liar.
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Aren't you nervous?
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- Are you kidding me?
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Could I be any more of a Phoebe?
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- Can you stop messing around?
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The Rachel is coming.
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- You are such a Ross.
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- I'll be there for you.
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- I'll be there for
you.
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- For many years,
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our society lived in conflict
and strife.
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Life was hard.
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Our jobs were a joke.
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We were broke,
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and a nuclear holocaust
wiped out most of humanity.
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But, we finally came to
the fundamental truth.
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That every member of society
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fits snugly into one of six
types.
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The Monica's.
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Practical and nurturing.
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The Ross's.
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Scientific, yet lovable.
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The Phoebe's.
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Such creative forces.
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The Chandler's.
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Oh, just the funniest.
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The Joey's.
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- How you doin'?
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- Loyal and charming.
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And of course, the Rachel's.
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Natural born leaders,
with a flare for fashion.
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They were all so different,
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but they somehow all
worked so well together,
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despite their differences,
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because they were friends.
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Today is a very special day,
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when our bright, young people
are given their futures.
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So, let us begin, shall we?
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Gunther's, please prepare the
quiz.
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- Anything for you, the Rachel.
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Okay, you know what?
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That's gross.
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Please, just do your job.
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- Alex Andrews.
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- Knew it!
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Come here, buddy.
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Here's your bowler shirt.
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- Winston Banks.
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- How you doin'?
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- Yeah, welcome brother!
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- Sarah Brand.
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- Carrie?
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- Who's Carrie?
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- I have no idea what--
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- Friends!
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Friends!
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Let's just take a brief
adjournment
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while the leader of the six
houses
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discuss this minor
technical hiccup, shall we?
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Miss Brand, go with me.
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- Oh, okay.
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- We are on a break!
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- So can I still go, or what?
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I just like taking tests.
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- You're such a Ross!
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- There must be a glitch in the
system!
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The system is fool-proof.
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The Ross's have gone over
the quiz time and time.
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- What if she picked a set of
answers
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that no one's ever picked
before?
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- Okay.
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That's about as likely as a
Gunther ending up with a Rachel.
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Am I right?
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- She could be a Carrie, why
not?
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- A 'Sex and the City' character
in the 'Friends' universe?
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They're two totally different
New Yorks!
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- We had a 'Mad About You'
crossover.
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- This is not 'Mad About You!'
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Okay, now our entire system of
government
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is predicated on people knowing
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which one of the friends
from 'Friends' they are!
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Do you guys wanna go back
to when times were bad?
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Huh?
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When we weren't there for each
other?
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When the rain started to fall.
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Is that what you want?
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Because that's what you're,
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don't touch me!
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- Yeah, if we let her be a
Carrie,
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we might as well tell everyone
about the other quizzes.
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- There are other quizzes?
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- Ross and Rachel, just because
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you guys are each other's
lobsters,
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you think you can walk
all over the rest of us.
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- Yeah, this is supposed
to be an ensemble,
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and if anyone knows that, it's
us Joey's!
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I mean, we just don't work on
our own.
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God knows we tried.
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- Why don't we just make
her a stupid Gunther,
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and be done with it, okay?
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- Excuse me!
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There are other quizzes?
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- If there were other quizzes,
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they would be meaningless,
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not even worth mentioning--
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- Seize her!
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Hello, Gunther's, I'm talking to
you.
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Seize her!
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- Alright, you two go
that way.
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You, come with me.
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- Come with me if you want to
live.
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- Wait, aren't you the
downstairs neighbor
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who was complaining about
all the noise from 'Friends?'
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- Used to be.
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Not anymore.
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Now I'm the Rock.
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Welcome to the resistance.
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- The Rock, really?
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- You wanna see it?
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- I mean, you know it's just you
made
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a 'Terminator' reference
earlier,
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so I figured you'd be
Schwarzenegger or something.
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- Come with me.
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There are some people I want you
to meet.
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- But, you're all,
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how?
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- We all took the 'Which Friend
from Friends Are You' quiz.
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First, we lived as everyone else
did,
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with a tiny voice in our head
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saying something wasn't right.
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Until we realized our true
selves.
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- I used to be a Ross, it
seems so ridiculous now.
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We don't know how you did
it Sarah, but you beat it.
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You beat the quiz.
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It's a miracle.
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- But how do you know
you were who you are?
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- It's a Motorola.
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- Got mine at Radio Shack.
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- We're helping the people we
can,
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it's just that there's so few
of these quiz machines left.
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It's a painfully slow process.
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It's also a pain in the ass.
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- We've been trying to find
a way to do it manually,
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but we haven't been able
to figure anything out.
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- Does anyone have a notepad
and some colored markers?
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- Well it's seems this little
Monica's upstart daughter
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has ideas above her station.
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Well, there's only one form of
punishment
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fit for this kind of treachery.
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But, it seems Sarah is hiding
away.
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Well, it seems almost unfair
that no one should suffer.
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Bring out the turkey of shame!
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- Sarah, save yourself!
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I'll always be there for you!
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- Sarah, you have the power to
end this!
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Just bring back the laptop,
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and everything will go back to
normal.
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- Citizens of New York,
California,
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our leaders have been
keeping something from us.
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Something we all deserve to
know.
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There are more quizzes!
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- Don't listen to her!
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She's, she's stuck in second
gear.
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- On my mark, get ready
to drop your truth bombs.
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Mark!
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- What is it?
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What are those?
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- It's the other quizzes.
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- Don't look at those!
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Don't look at these!
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No, don't look at those!
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- Oh my God, I'm a Frasier!
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I'm a Frasier!
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- I'm a Posh Spice.
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I always felt it, but now I
know.
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- Yeah, I'm definitely still a
Ross.
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- Oh!
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- Why are you doing this, Sarah?
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I thought you were my lobster.
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- I might be your lobster,
but you're not my Mr. Big.
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- Can I at least be your Peeta?
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- No, you're my Gale.
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I love you, but we're just
not destined to be together.
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- Oh, spoiler alert!
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- No, please!
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Please, I'll give you anything.
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I'll give you my Central Perk
apron.
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I'll give you my Calvin Klein
jeans.
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I'll give you my hair
straighteners.
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Please, I just don't want to
die!
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- Do I look like I need
hair straighteners?
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- We are not friends anymore!
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- And so, as the world as we
knew it
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stood in ashes around us,
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I asked myself some fundamental
questions.
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If anyone can be anything,
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does knowing what you
are still have worth?
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Does friendship mean anything
if you're forced into it?
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And, would I look cute as a
blonde?
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