All language subtitles for A.Million.Little.Things.S01E15.The Rock.AVS-SVA.HI.C

EDDIE: You can't imagine
how fragile life is until...

- No!!
- It's too late.

When Jon left us, he
exposed the truth...

He found your necklace.
Jon knew about us.

And our secrets spilled out...

KATHERINE: So, every time I was
with her, you were humiliating me.

Do you love her?

But we had to push through...

- This is our baby.
- Stop.

I-I think we should get a divorce.

For ourselves...

- You ever feel down...
- Everybody feels sad, son.

- It's just a part of life...
- for each other...

We have to be there the
same way Jon would be

had it been one of us.

I've known you your whole life.

You ever want to tell
me that Ella's a boy,

I'm glad to hear that.

Because what other choice is there?

Dare me to do anything.

I dare you to get chemo.

KEVIN: She's finally gonna solve it.

BOTH: Linda! Linda! Linda! Linda!

Linda! Linda! Linda!

Damn it. It's jammed.

What... What's the pink stuff?

Uh...

Must be Rachel and that damn gum.

[SIGHS]

I-I'm sorry. That was unprofessional.

Just my luck. 23 sessions later,

and I almost cracked it.

Hey, the good news is that we're both

about to get out of here pretty soon.

- Oh...
- No offense, Kevin.

No, I get it.

Your tumor's small enough to operate,

and you don't need ol' Kevin anymore.

- GARY: What do we have here?
- [DOOR CLOSES]

Oh, my God.

- Oh, my...
- It's the love of my life.

And Maggie.

Wait.

Hey.

This is the Gary you're dating?

Ohh, Maggie.

Just admit it, Linda.

You want to have your way with me.

I do, Gary. Just not the way you think.

My way involves a chloroform
rag and a wood chipper.

- Wow.
- That's on me.

We had "Fargo" going on a loop in here.

- Oh.
- How do you know...

- Linda?
- Yeah.

Linda and I fought cancer together.

Hmm.

And Jon and I survived this...

Her obsession with this nerd toy.

Oh.

Rachel put her gum in here?

I don't know what she
sees in you, Mendez,

but you better treat her right.

He is. He's taking me
to Plymouth Rock today.

It's the last thing on my bucket list.

Which you don't need
because bucket lists

are for people who aren't
gonna make it, and you, my dear,

now have an 80% chance of beating this.

Don't make promises you can't keep.

KEVIN: Hey, hey.

Chair One, let's keep
it positive, all right?

Big smiles!

Thank you, Kev. Thank you.

First rule of beating cancer...

- You got to...
- Believe.

- You can beat cancer.
- Okay, Tony Robbins.

You can keep it positive,

but I've got cancer surgery on Monday...

- [SNIFFS]
- so I'm gonna keep it real.

All right, well, if we're
really keeping it on the 100,

the Pilgrims did not actually
land on Plymouth Rock.

We all know that, right?

They landed in
Provincetown or someplace,

like, a month before.

So what were they
doing for a month, huh?

Just driving around?
Looking for parking?

Tough room.

Hey, so I found that car seat.

You were right. You did give it to us.

Oh.

I think the Cheerios
were Theo's addition.

- Great.
- Uh, not exactly.

Apparently, it expired
six years ago. And, yes...

car seats do expire,

according to all the angry Mommy Blogs.

Anyway, I'm about to head

into a mediation session with Katherine,

but why don't I meet you later?

I can help you grab everything you need

and install that car seat.

That would be great. Thank you.

How's it all going with Katherine?

[INHALES DEEPLY] Pretty smoothly,

all things considered.

I'm so sorry, Eddie.

Don't be. What happened with us...

well, Katherine and I had problems

long before that started.

I should head out. Just
text me where and when.

- I'll meet you there.
- Okay, thanks.

♪ ♪

[SIZZLING]

Hey, Pop, how you like your eggs?

How many ways you know how to make 'em?

Scrambled it is! [CHUCKLES]

[UTENSIL SCRAPING]

So how's the script writing thing going?

Uh, it's good. I'm in the third act.

I could never do what you do.

[REGINA SIGHS]

Hey, Walter! What's...

- Hey, beautiful.
- Hi.

Check it out. My dad was in
the neighborhood

and decided to stop by with coffee.

- $5 coffee.
- Oh, well, thank you.

I was telling Rome how I got a guy

to redo my hardwood floors cheap

since the poor bastard's between gigs.

Well, good for you and the poor bastard.

Renee and I couldn't decide between

Sedona Red and Rosewood,

so I asked Rome to be the tiebreaker.

And we are going with...

- Sedona Red.
- Mm!

- [CHUCKLES]
- [CELLPHONE VIBRATES]

- Oh, my God.
- What?

My sous chef, Sandra, just heard

that this anonymous food blogger

is coming into the restaurant tonight.

I mean, he or she is,
like, super influential.

Babe, a good review...
That... that could make you.

Or break you.

I mean, God, are we ready?

What am I gonna make?

Oh, I know what I'm gonna make.

Do I have cumin?

Babe, I am sure you're gonna be great.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Deep down, I think she heard me.

- [CHUCKLES]
- Bon appétit.

Good eggs.

Thank you.

Oh, hey, um,

did I tell you your brother's visiting?

♪ ♪

You did not.

Yeah, he's staying with me and Mom.

I guess Stasia couldn't
get off work, so...

we have him all to ourselves.

[CHUCKLES]

- Lucky you.
- Yeah, he's great.

But...

since we're redoing our floors,

I was hoping maybe you could
put him up a couple days.

♪ ♪

This $5 coffee is gonna
cost me more than $5.

- What?
- Nothing.

[MUMBLES, EXHALES SHARPLY]

All right, well,

you can sell your home
now and divide the proceeds

or you can defer the
sale to a later date.

Theo's never lived anywhere else.

No, I agree.

It's best for Theo to stay
here in the house with his mom.

All right. Have you,
uh, given any thought

to how you're gonna divvy
up the communal assets?

Like, uh, this table, for example.

Eddie can have the table.

No, you keep the table. Really.

You... take it.

Huh. Most couples fight to keep things,

not the other way around.

No, it's just...

Uh, we just have a lot of
history with this table.

Hmm.

How about we decide on the furniture

when you're not
charging us $300 an hour?

Sounds good, Counselor.

Next up... Theo's legal guardianship.

You have designated
Jon and Delilah Dixon.

Now, is that still the plan?

Jon passed away last fall.

I'm sorry.

So would you like to
delegate Delilah, then,

to be the sole guardian?

- No.
- Probably not, no.

I get it. You know, many
couples aren't comfortable

with the idea of a
single-parent household.

No, it's not that.

I know plenty of single
mothers who are great

at raising their
children, Delilah included.

Well, yeah, I mean, if
she's still grieving, then...

It's not her grief. She
slept with my husband.

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If he needed a place to stay,

why couldn't he just ask me himself?

Probably 'cause he knew
you'd make that face.

I'm not making a face. This is my face!

You still mad about
Stasia dinging your car.

They... She ripped off my
fender and my taillight, Pop.

Well, he had no money
to pay for it back then.

He ain't got no money now,

and I didn't want him to pay for it.

I just wanted him to
admit that she did it.

I wanted him to take responsibility.

For once. For anything.

Sometimes being the older brother

means being the bigger person.

Sometimes? Pops, I'm
always the bigger person!

I had to give him my
miniature Empire State Building

because he left his

Statue of Liberty on the train.

A-And investing in his "juice business"

that was gonna "pay for itself"?

Side note... itself
still owes me 2,000 bucks.

And... And, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Pretending that somebody
else backed into my car

when my paint is all
over her damn bumper.

Come on. Everybody knew Stasia
bumped into the car, Pop.

- We saw that.
- Fine.

- Did we see that, though?
- Fine.

I will put him up at a hotel.

Because I am made of money.

Fine. He can stay with me.

Thank you.

♪ ♪

Hey, Mom?

Can you drive me and Elliot
to Cambridge this afternoon?

- [BLANKET RUSTLING]
- Sure thing, yeah.

We're gonna get something to eat

and then go see a movie at the Brattle.

I've worked it out, and if we
get an appetizer or dessert...

But not both... I've got
enough cash to cover it.

Wait, this sounds to me like a... date.

Mom... chill. It's no big deal.

No big deal? Come on. It's like...

what... Your first real date.

Wait, I got something for you.

Okay.

Where is it?

♪ ♪

Okay.

Dad's money clip?

Mm-hmm.

I know he'd want you to have it.

And look at that. Now you have enough

for an appetizer and dessert.

Thanks, Mom.

♪ ♪

- EDDIE: Katie, please, look.
- [CAR ALARM CHIRPS]

W-We're never gonna get through this

if we can't at least talk about it.

Are you kidding? What...

I've done nothing but
try to get through this.

Every day, I drop off Theo in carpool,

I see the looks on the
other mothers' faces.

I know they know.

I just put my head down,
try to get through it.

You know what?

I'm tired of just getting through it.

- Hey, Katherine...
- I'm late for work.

♪ ♪

[ENGINE STARTS]

♪ ♪

He's a 35-year-old man.

- Omar can do that for himself.
- It's the least I can do

since the poor guy's
got to sleep on a couch.

- You asked me to do it a min...
- Thanks, Ro.

As a token of my
appreciation, I got you this.

Oh, a box of chocolates.

I ate all the ones I
knew you didn't like.

Yeah.

This place is great. You
and Gina are so blessed.

It's not just blessed, okay?

This is... This is hard work,

being smart with our money, sacrifices.

I didn't mean "blessed" as
in you didn't deserve it.

Isn't this Mom's humidifier?

D-Doesn't she need this for her asthma?

She wanted Omar to have
it. He has such dry skin.

Yeah, mostly for my calves and elbows.

I mean, I moisturize,
but it's a struggle.

You know, far be it for me to
judge anybody's bucket list,

but I took many a field
trip to Plymouth Rock,

and I think you should
set your expectations

somewhere around... "eh."

I know it's not exactly sky diving.

But when I was a kid,

there was this rock in our backyard.

My brother and I used to go out
and pretend that we were Pilgrims.

So ever since I moved here, I felt like,

"Oh, I should go see the
real Plymouth Rock before..."

You know.

Well, you know the thing
about Pilgrims, right?

They were all about starting a new life,

so, you know, they didn't
believe in bucket lists.

Maybe they should've.
14 out of the 19 women

didn't make it through the winter.

- [CELLPHONE VIBRATING]
- [CHUCKLES]

- That's dark and funny.
- Mm-hmm.

- What's up?
- Can I borrow your air mattress?

My brother's in town,
and apparently my couch

- isn't comfortable enough for him.
- [DOOR OPENS]

Your brother? [EXHALES SHARPLY]

Isn't that why you don't
have an air mattress?

Look, we're about to hit the
road for Plymouth Rock, so...

Drop it off on your way,

and you can be the brother
that I don't murder.

[SIREN WAILING]

You're gonna have to go around.

MAN: All right, let's get a move on it.

Ooh.

[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]

- Geez.
- All right, let's get her out of here.

- We have a 38-year-old female.
- Ma'am, don't move.

- Car's on its side.
- We're gonna get you out.

- Okay. Okay.
- Let's get the Jaws of Life.

- [INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
- Oh, gosh, Katie.

♪ ♪

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

♪ ♪

- Sir, sir!
- Katherine?!

- What happened?
- We need you to stay back.

That's my wife!

We're working to get
her out of the vehicle.

- Katie?!
- Sir, please.

- What happened?
- I don't know.

I-I stopped, it was clear.

I started driving, and
then out of nowhere,

this truck came barreling
through the stop sign.

When I saw your car...

I... oh, God...

I thought...

♪ ♪

Okay, let's get you to Boston General.

I'm gonna be right behind you.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Hey, so, I got the T-shirts,
and I got one question.

Are these 100% cotton?

Because my cheek is telling
me this is a poly blend.

Hey, Omar, what is this?

I-I thought you were on vacation.

It's a working vacation, man.

- T-shirt biz is blowing up.
- [SIGHS]

Hey, check your dresser.

Guess what it's filled with.

- T-shirts? Yeah.
- T-shirts.

- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- [SCOFFS]

My name's on the line, man.

I-I need this. I need
this. Come on, man.

Mattress delivery.

OMAR: And you know something
else, man? We got...

Oh, snap! I'm gonna call you back.

Yo, hey!

Gary Mendez, the Man with the Plan!

Oh, my goodness, man.
Hey, did you get taller?

No, I'm well into my 30s.
I think this is probably it.

- Hi, I'm Maggie.
- Pleasure to meet you.

Welcome. Can I get
you something, Maggie?

Sparkling water, tea.

You know, I travel around
with my own portable brewer.

- Yet he forgot a toothbrush.
- We're good.

We need to hit the road. But I do need

- to use the bathroom before we go.
- Smart.

Right this way.

Oh, okay. Look at that.

- [CHUCKLES]
- Do you like T-shirts?

Uh... yeah. I think.

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

I'm pretty sure he's
stealing my girlfriend

right in front of me. That's impressive.

Yeah, I wouldn't put it past him.

He stole my living room.

KATHERINE: [CHUCKLES] Thank you.

I am fine, really.

You don't have to stay.

I'm not going anywhere.

Let's ice that knee. Doctor
said every 20 minutes.

[SIGHS]

[DOOR OPENS]

♪ ♪

[DOOR CLOSES]

Finally!

Good use for peas.

♪ ♪

You okay?

I was just thinking how close I came

to never seeing Theo again.

You can't think like that.

[SIGHS]

But we have to.

We need to decide on Theo's guardian.

♪ ♪

All right, let's rock. Let's...

- [DRAMATIC VOICE] ...Plymouth Rock.
- Oh...

How many times are you gonna say that?

[NORMAL VOICE] You're the one who
put it on your bucket list, so...

- three more times, at least.
- [CLICKS TONGUE]

[CELLPHONE RINGING]

[RINGING STOPS]

Gina, what's up?

Hey, so, Katherine
was in a car accident.

- Oh, my God.
- No, no, no. She's fine.

Check each glass. I want our blogger

- focusing on wine, not water marks.
- Yes, Chef.

Uh, anyway, I made
food for her and Theo,

and I would take it
myself, but I am so swamped.

We'll be there. Anything you need.

DELILAH: Wait, what movie did
you say you were gonna see?

"Ghostbusters," Mrs. Dixon.

I can't believe you've never seen it.

It's only essential viewing.

So you keep telling me.

You guys are so cute together.

So, uh, you'll pick us up at 5:00

to take us to the movie?

Mm-hmm.

EDDIE: Hey, you've reached
Eddie. Leave me a message.

Hey, just wanna to make sure you're okay.

I waited around at the
store for, like, 45 minutes,

and, uh, yeah, just
haven't heard from you.

Okay.

Well, if we want to
keep Theo with family,

I really think your
mother is our best bet.

I mean, look how well she did with you.

She doesn't have the energy,

and, uh, the language
barrier is too much.

Besides, when me and
my sister moved out,

she turned our room
into a sewing room.

And, no, my sister
is also off the table.

Tina? Yeah.

She can't commit to a nail polish color

let alone an eight-year-old.

Rome and Regina?

I mean, they don't
want a kid of their own.

[CHUCKLES] Why would they want ours?

- Yeah.
- [EXHALES SHARPLY]

You know, there is one other option.

- Eddie...
- L... Hear me out.

- No.
- Hey. Listen.

Gary has matured a lot since Jon died.

He always has our backs.

- Theo adores him...
- You can't be serious.

I get that you guys haven't
always gotten along...

I'm not gonna leave my child

to someone who split
a pizza with his dog.

- Come on. That's not fair...
- You know what's not fair

is that we have to do this at all.

'Cause Delilah would've
been the perfect choice.

But that's just one more
thing that got ruined.

I keep trying to forget
what you did, but...

it just keeps screwing up our lives.

♪ ♪

Ooh. No.

Okay, wait, so you have no
idea who this food blogger is?

And for all you know,
this blogger could be me.

Apparently, laughter is
not on the menu today.

REGINA: No, I'm sorry.

It's just I need this
to go well tonight.

My last restaurant
closed after six months,

and it didn't help that
the only review we got

was a mean little blurb
in the Boston Phoenix.

I'm still trying to figure out
why "quaint" is a bad thing.

There she is, and look at that tum-tum.

[CHUCKLES] What
happened to Plymouth Rock?

Plymouth Rock is happening. Just...

- hasn't happened yet.
- Yes, but now Katherine is home,

so we're gonna drop this food off,

and then we're gonna hit the road.

Why, what's up with Katherine?

She was in a car
accident. But she's okay.

Oh, my God.

No. Ed took her to the hospital.

He's been with her all day. She's good.

Of course, yeah.

EDDIE: So, your mom
picked Theo up from school.

He's psyched to be
spending the night with her.

They're sewing.

[CELLPHONE VIBRATING]

I'm so sorry. Give me a sec.

Go ahead.

Hey.

Hey. I-I heard about Katherine.

Yeah, she's doing okay, thank God.

Yeah. Just please tell her
I'm... I'm thinking of her.

Look, I am so sorry I
didn't show up this morning.

[EXHALES SHARPLY] Don't be. I-I-I get it.

Of course.

- I-I can stop by tomorrow.
- No need.

I-I got the car seat
and already installed it.

Okay, good.

I should've called sooner, Delilah. I...

I was just so worried about her.

I get it. It's good that you're there.

It's just, after everything I've done,

I need to make it right.

Thanks for understanding.

♪ ♪

Hey.

Where's Elliot? What
happened to the movie?

He went home. His mom picked him up.

Everything okay?

Everything's fine.

[ENGINE STARTS]

Sweetie, I'm sure whatever happened...

Mom.

Can we just go?

Yeah.

♪ ♪

OMAR: One time it. One time it.

- Nope.
- Through the five hole.

Mm! Score!

[LAUGHS] Sorry about that, Ro-Ro.

Uh...

So, what's up? Stasia
couldn't get off work

to come up while you were here, huh?

Eh, I don't know, man. Me, uh...

Me and Stasia are going
through a thing right now.

What kind of thing?

I didn't even want to tell Dad,
'cause you know how he gets.

Me and Stasia are...

probably getting divorced.

We're getting divorced, Rome.

I'm sorry to hear that, man.

[SCOFFS] Don't act
like you liked her, man.

I like Stasia.

- I mean, I-I do. I do.
- Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.

It's like you never forgave her

for backing into your precious Porsche.

Which she did not do, by the way.

It was so long ago, man.

It was a Tesla,

and I don't remember
busting my taillight

or whatever it was she did, but...

Going through a breakup,

that's... that's got to be pretty rough.

Don't sit here and act like
you know what I'm going through,

'cause you don't.

We got two different
lives, and you know it.

You know, my life ain't as...

♪ ♪

perfect as you think it is, man.

♪ ♪

Just a few months ago, man...

Somebody back into your fancy car?

♪ ♪

You know... forget it.

♪ ♪

[SIGHS]

- [INHALES SHARPLY]
- Whoo.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[SIGHS] If we want to
make it to the Rock today,

then we need an exit strategy.

If you're suggesting that
we drop this on the doorstep,

ring the bell, and run away...

No, we are not doing that.

Okay, fine. We'll go inside,

we'll give Katherine this food,

and we'll say, "Hey, Katherine,

we're so glad that you're okay."

'Cause we are glad that she's okay.

Oh, bup, bup, bup, bup!

Do not take off that coat,

and definitely do not sit down.

All right, I know that I may be

raining on your mission, Commander Gare,

but Katherine was in a car accident.

Sympathy? That's good.

- Yeah, lock in on that.
- [SIGHS]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

- Can I take your coat?
- No, why would you do that, Ed?

- It's nippy out there.
- Okay.

- Hey, Katherine.
- Hey.

Um, Regina made you 50,000 calories

of her delicious truffle mac.

That is so sweet. Thank
you guys for bringing it.

- Oh, ow.
- No. Katherine.

- Ow.
- Whoa, whoa.

- I'm good.
- You all right?

- Your head?
- Uh, yeah, I'll be fine.

I'll be fine. The car,
on the other hand, um,

probably not enough mac
and cheese in the world

- to save that thing.
- Well, if you want someone

to get tough with the
other guy's insurance,

that's me, okay? That's what I do.

This... This is the one time

where my boring job becomes exciting.

Okay, well, I'll keep that in mind.

Um, there is, actually,

something I want to talk to you about.

Ed and I have to designate
a legal guardian for Theo...

and we want it to be you, Gary.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

♪ ♪

Oh.

♪ ♪

Whoa. Hmm.

Yeah, we went through all our options...

Friends, relatives...

And when Theo's with his Uncle Gary,

he's laughing and he's loved.

- You've hit your head very hard.
- [LAUGHS]

And you know how much I love Theo,

but, uh... that's why it
shouldn't be me, you know?

'Cause being "Uncle
Gary" is very different

from full-time parenting.

I mean, I wouldn't want
to screw the kid up.

EDDIE: The fact that you're
worried about screwing him up

is exactly why you will be great.

[SIGHS]

I'm touched, truly, um,

but I promise, you can
do way better than me.

Okay, hey, I know that you're, like,

trying to be the funny guy all the time,

but I'm gonna be really
serious with you right now.

If I'm alive a year from now,

it's because of you.

You literally saved my life.

[EXHALES DEEPLY] See, I think...

I think you're confusing
me with Gary Busey.

- Don't do the thing.
- What, make a joke?

- Mm-hmm.
- And then get you into the bedroom...

No, you took care of me.

You are the reason that I am in the 80%.

I'm alive because of you.

♪ ♪

That is exactly the
kind of support and love

that Theo would need.

♪ ♪

You wouldn't let me say no,

so I'm not gonna let you say no.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

It's a little awkward because
they heard all of that.

Okay, all right.

Well, hopefully, it'll
never come to that,

but apparently, I'm in, and I assume

that comes with a stipend of some sort.

- Yeah. [CHUCKLES]
- Well, then, it's decided.

He's taking your kid and all your money,

and, uh, we'll come up
with the finer points

when the lawyer's walking again.

Right now, we have to go get to the...

That's the... Isn't that the
thing that Linda goes crazy for,

the... With the links on it?

Oh, no way. Yeah.

We have a friend who's
obsessed with that thing.

Do you think that Theo would
mind if we borrowed that?

Oh, no, take it.

It's Eddie's.

Yeah. Borrow.

Hmm.

[CELLPHONE RINGING]

No, sorry, D.

I'm not answering that call.

We have a selfie to take with a rock.

[CELLPHONE VIBRATING]

- Uh-oh.
- Don't do it.

- Oh, no.
- No, don't you do it. That...

Hi, what's up?

Hey, sorry. I know you guys

are on your way to Plymouth Rock.

It actually took the Pilgrims
less time to get there.

- What is up?
- Danny had his first official date

with Elliot today,

and I'm not sure what happened,

but he's locked in his room...

Okay, and I'm assuming
Elliot's not in there with him?

He won't come out. He won't talk to me.

I don't really know what happened.

I don't know if he's just heartbroken.

Do you think... Do you think
maybe you could talk to him?

Yes, of course.

We will swing by as soon as we get back.

[BEEP]

Are you kidding me?
It's Danny. We're going.

Okay.

- [BEEP]
- Change of plans.

We'll be right there.

Thanks.

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

See the woman in the yellow top?

SANDRA: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

She's taking pictures of the food.

She's got to be the blogger.

Yeah, but, Gina, half of
Instagram is pictures of food.

So, what, I got to kiss every
ass in this place tonight?

I have ChapStick in my purse.

- [LAUGHS]
- [DOOR OPENS]

Oh, they're here.

♪ ♪

- Hey, Omar.
- Gina!

- Good to see you.
- This place looks great.

Aw, thank you.

- You looking for any investors?
- [CHUCKLES]

- You hanging in there?
- Barely.

- You're 10 minutes late.
- Right on time.

- Which is...
- BOTH: 10 minutes late.

It's okay, because I know the owner.

- [CHUCKLES]
- Where's Mom?

She decided to stay home.
Her asthma's acting up.

Well, it's because he
took her freaking...

Unbelievable.

How about I start everyone off

with a large, relaxing drink, hmm?

- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- [VIDEO GAME NOISES]

[SIGHS]

Ah.

Hey, bud.

What's going on?

I don't want to talk about it.

[SIGHS]

All right. Well...

I'll just be here.

[SIGHING]

- [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
- What's wrong with Danny?

[NORMAL VOICE] I don't know.

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Well, I'll tell you

what's wrong with me.

[NORMAL VOICE] I didn't ask.

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I had cheese,

and I'm lactose intolerant.

[BLOWS RASPBERRY] Sorry.

[BLOWS RASPBERRY] I'm sorry.

[STIFLED LAUGH] Why?

No, they're not coming
in for the surgery.

I'd rather they come afterward anyway.

My mom can be a little... [LAUGHS]

Uh, let's just say I'm
glad I'll be on painkillers.

- [CHUCKLES]
- [SIGHS]

So, what's going on? Did he say?

Yeah, it's something you said.

- Very funny.
- No, I'm serious, D.

It was something you said.

Did you tell them they
look cute together?

Yeah, because they did.

Okay, well, apparently
Elliot is not as open

with his family as Danny is with you,

so he was a little freaked out

that his buddy's mom commented
on his sexual orientation.

[GROANS] Oh, God.

- You mean...
- Yeah, that's right.

You outed a 12-year-old.

Hey.

Choosing Gary, I, uh, think
that meant a lot to him.

It definitely meant a lot to me.

I knew Gary was probably the
right choice from the start.

But to be honest, the reason I, uh,

didn't want him is because...

you did.

Somewhere along the way,

arguing against you became my default.

And that's not okay.

Well, it's not like I didn't deserve it.

No, Eddie.

I stopped giving you the benefit
of the doubt a long time ago.

♪ ♪

And that's on me.

I need to take some
of the responsibility

for where we ended up.

♪ ♪

It was an honest mistake.

And Elliot will bounce
back. Kids are resilient.

How am I gonna raise this kid on my own

when I can barely parent
the two that I have?

Oh, come on. That's ridiculous.

What? It's true. I'm
leaning on everybody,

and I just can't... I just... Ah.

What if I'm not enough?

Not enough?

D, those kids... [SCOFFS]

What they've been through
the last seven months

is the hardest thing they'll
go through in their lives,

and you got them through it.
You're getting them through it.

You're more than enough.
You don't have to be perfect.

You just... got to be there.

♪ ♪

Yeah.

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

Was I right about that wine pairing?

- Oh, most definitely.
- Oh, so happy.

- And how's that cheesecake?
- Oh, so good.

I knew you were gonna have room for it.

- Did you like the oysters?
- MAN: Yeah.

I snuck in a couple extra.

OMAR: So, yeah, anyway,
I don't want to jinx it,

but I think this T-shirt
thing could be pretty big.

My supplier said the Northeast

is a pretty hot market right now.

WALTER: Landing a deal like
that while you're on vacation!

- Yep.
- This guy never stops!

Of course, I'll need to
keep my overhead low, so,

Dad, I might have to hole it up with you

for a little bit longer, if that's cool.

- I'll hook my old man up with some T-shirts.
- Hey, no.

I insist on paying for them.

All right.

Hey, how about a toast?

To the Howard men.

- [GLASSES CLINK]
- Together again!

♪ ♪

What's with you, Mope-a-dope?

We're actually toasting to the fact

that he's using y'all again?

Don't give me that look.

You know exactly what you're doing.

You're letting Mom and
Dad bail you out as always.

And by the way, Mom's
asthma is acting up

because you took her humidifier.

- You took it.
- Hey! Hi!

- Why is table four so loud?
- We're... We're good.

We're okay. I'm... I'm... I'm good.

We're all good? Everyone's happy.

- Okay.
- [SIGHS]

Hey, so, the butter you're eating?

- We make it in-house.
- My apologies.

This is not the place for any of this.

I'm sorry.

That's why he's on those pills.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Are you serious?

That's what embarrasses you?

My depression that I'm
trying to do something about?

This thing... This thing that
I'm dealing with every day,

and you throw it in my face.

And, oh, wait a minute, Omar
gets to drift through life

like a damn prince!

Don't you see what you are doing?

- You made him what he is!
- Oh, and what am I?

- I can't believe you...
- Hi, again, table four.

♪ ♪

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY, CLEARS THROAT]

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

I'm sorry. I mean, I know today

was supposed to be all
about your bucket list.

It ended up being about everybody else.

It's okay. We got to spend the day

with all of our favorite people.

- We do plenty of that.
- [CHUCKLES]

We can go to Plymouth
Rock when I'm well again.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
When you're well again?

Dr. Bloom, that sounds
awfully optimistic.

I don't know.

I've spent so long living with death,

I... it became a habit.

But helping our friends
today made me realize

that I really want to...

I want to be there to scream

when Gina's restaurant
wins Best in Boston,

and I want to smoke a cigar
when Delilah's baby's born.

- And...
- Don't do that.

You're gonna beat cancer
and start smoking cigars?

[LAUGHS] No.

My point is my old bucket
list was about the past.

My new bucket list...

is about the future.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

All my life, I have tried so hard

to be whatever you wanted.

Just to make you proud.

It's never enough.

I'm never enough.

You've never treated me
the way you treat Omar.

Ever.

You done with your tantrum?

I love your brother. I do.

But he's always needed
all the help he can get.

I mean, look at him out there.

Still going from job to job?

Now he's getting a divorce.

You don't think I've figured that out?

I know you have your problems.

But, son, you're...

♪ ♪

I don't have to worry about you.

♪ ♪

Maybe you should.

♪ ♪

'Cause...

♪ ♪

Yeah.

Sometimes you should.

♪ ♪

So, I just got a text from Sandra.

Apparently the blogger was never coming.

Her source got Someday mixed up

with a place called Sunday.

- I'm sorry, baby.
- [CHUCKLES]

On the plus side, we have never
gotten better Yelp reviews.

[TELEVISION PLAYS IN DISTANCE]

So how's that going?

I realized that I was
just so angry at my dad

for everything he was
doing for my brother,

and I couldn't yell at him,
so I took it out on Omar.

Whether he meant to or not,

my dad pitted us against each other.

Sounds like you're not the only
one who should be in therapy.

I'm gonna go to bed.

You should stay up a bit.

[SIGHS]

[TELEVISION CONTINUES PLAYING]

[BOTTLE THUDS]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[INHALES DEEPLY]

So...

antidepressants, huh?

- Yep.
- I heard about it

'cause Dad sorta mentioned
it to the entire restaurant.

[CHUCKLES]

How long you been taking them?

Couple months.

I'm glad you're doing
what you got to do.

♪ ♪

Actually...

this last year has been really rough.

♪ ♪

How about you?

GARY: Ooh-hoo.

All right.

- Here's the plan.
- Yeah.

You drive around the block
as many times as you need to

so that we don't get a ticket.

Oh, um, I don't think
anyone is going to give...

this a ticket.

Yeah.

Now I got to kiss the
dome for good luck.

Thanks.

- Kevin.
- Hey, Gary.

Dude, look what Mags and I found

for our sourpuss friend next
time she comes in for chemo.

Promise me you will get
a video of Linda's face

when she sees this thing.

- What?
- Um...

She's gone.

No.

♪ ♪

Gary, Linda had a pulmonary embolism.

♪ ♪

Don't tell me that, Kev. No.

I'm sorry, Gary.

Don't tell me that, man.

She was sitting right there
this morning in that chair.

We all saw her. She was doing fine.

Cancer patients, they
have a higher chance

of blood clots.

I'm sorry.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Call me if you need anything.

I promise.

Thank you.

About the table...

I'd like to keep it, if that's okay.

No. I want it to stay here.

It's the table that got us Theo.

[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

[GOOD OLD WAR'S "BROKEN
INTO BETTER SHAPE" PLAYS]

♪ ♪

Either I'm getting a little tipsy here,

or these fumes are
starting to go to my head.

Mm-hmm, and that's why

maybe you should've worn one of these.

Yeah, I was worried that

looking like Hannibal
Lecter with a paintbrush

- might turn you off.
- Oh, well, that's your first mistake,

because Anthony Hopkins is my jam.

[CHUCKLES]

Balding, middle-aged men.

That is... That is good to know.

[LAUGHS] I also make exceptions

for devilishly handsome rockstars.

- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.

- You know any?
- [CHUCKLES]

[MOANING]

- Oh, wait, wait!
- What?

Oh, no. Oh, shoot.

Look what we did.

Must have been from my button.

I love it.

♪ Yeah, you'll be kicked around ♪

Every time we look at it,
we're gonna remember tonight.

♪ And you'll be broken
into better shape ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Broken into better shape ♪

♪ I was one more mistake
from losing it all ♪

[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]

♪ Everything I'd ever worked for ♪

♪ Things can go wrong
when they should be right ♪

♪ And it can haunt you ♪

♪ The rest of your life ♪

♪ If you let it ♪

♪ La-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪

♪ It'll let you down ♪

♪ Love, if you want the truth ♪

♪ Anything's possible ♪

♪ You can walk upon the moon ♪

♪ Or you can watch it roll ♪

♪ It's never in the stars ♪

♪ It's in your heart ♪

♪ Yeah, you'll be kicked
around but get up anyway ♪

♪ You'll be broken into better shape ♪

♪ Broken into better shape ♪

♪ When the pieces rearrange ♪

- Oh, hi.
- Hi.

Did you give Linda her new toy?

Yep.

- [CHUCKLES]
- [EXHALES SHARPLY]

Is everything okay?

Oh, yeah.

[SIGHS]

It's gonna be even better tonight

when we make it to Plymouth Rock.

Why? You said we had
the rest of my life.

I did say that. And we do.

But the rest of your life... [SMOOCHES]

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

starts right now.

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

- [ENGINE STARTS]
- Come on.

Bust some tune-age.

Busta Rhymes?

As long as it's not "Bust a Move."

♪ ♪

Yes.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

♪ ♪

[CELLPHONE VIBRATING]

♪ ♪

Hey.

MAN: Where are you?

You need to leave it alone.

You're only gonna make things worse.

I know.

But, Mitch...

she's pregnant.

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