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So?

He'll be back right away, he just got to the bathroom.

Well, but I need the table free, right?

Well, what can I do?

Excuse me, sir,

Should you be so kind...

I forgot my wallet, and...

How embarrasing!

How embarrasing!

What, you feel bad?

No.

I can not afford.

I did not notice when I left home, and now I am short by 100 thousand pesos.

Here, but give it back to me, it was meant to buy the graph.

Look,

do you see this poster?

Yes, so?

You know how big an effort is needed to paint it, right?

Sure. Let's go.

No, wait a sec, stop.

Look at the idea that occurred to me.

Instead of painting the boards,

a slide could be projected from another building.

What?

Sure, and it is much simpler.

Also, look at the possibilities:

you could use that space, which is like a screen,

for many publications,

like a television commercial break.

We'll get a hit! And we'll get a healty life!

And we'll sell it to advertising agencies.

What do you think?

Well, well.

But you do not realize we're going to earn a lot of money?

But I'll think about it,

to the last detail.

Then, think what happens during the day.

At day there's no darkness.

If you project a slide

you won't see a damn.

The white wall, you'll see.

He who comes last is an idiot!

That's not fair, you cheater!

You know what I was thinking?

What?

We can no longer eat out everyday.

This way there is no money to make ends meet.

-You think?
-Of course I think!

Well, what can we do?

Cook.

Are you crazy? And who is going to cook?

Everybody can learn, right?

If a woman can, it shouldn't be that difficult.

Certainly it won't be as tasty as mom's,

but...

I think we should put a match -right? -

somewhere...
-Let me think.

Man, what a scab!

It is black by design, or become black for being scab?

There.

This should be set lower.

Why?

Why, of course, depends on the amount of food to cook.

If you put little, you set it lower.

Yes, but better leave it this way, right?

You think I'm useless, no?

Minimum.

Closed.

What happened?

Nothing, nothing.

All right.

Is tight.

Would you let me take care of it?

Don't move, right?

We made great fish, right?

Were you reading job ads?

You're crazy? What for?

You promised me you would look for a job.

All day I spend looking for a job.

Actor job? C'mon, Dad.

It is a job like any other, no?

Or you'll say it's not a job?

You're an insolent brat, that's what you are.

I have had enough of you!

And one more thing:

not looking at who speaks to you is badly misbehaving, right?

Is falses' way.

Cowards' way, traitors's way.

Would you look at me when I talk to you?

Excuse me,

we were discussing, right?

Man to man.

You know...

the chance will come to me. For sure it will come.

Okay, okay, you're right. Until now it didn't come.

But that's not my fault, right?

I did not say that.

I know, I know, I know.

But, you know that my chance must come,

I spend my days looking for job

but then... didn't you notice the suckers performing on TV?

How may the chance not come to me?

Sure, it will come!

Dad,...

Trust me, right?

It's only that I feel like crying every time we quarrel.

Hear me,

I'm your old man, no?

Yes or no?

You can not trust me?

You can not trust me even a little bit?

You know what?

I can't stand you anymore.

I'll be back late, right?

So...

I better go to sleep.

So shut up, right?

Hear me, shorty,...

What?

Do you remember that...

they taxed mom...

big money from her salary, for retirement and such stuff?

Yes, and so?

No, that...she said...

a jest, -right?-, that if she...

that if she should die we would earn a lot of money.

What process do you want to start?

Death pension.

So you have to fill out this form.

Thank you very much.

Please Miss, may I have two?

One is enough.

Please.

Thank you very much.

Why did you asked for two?

Well.

Name.

Marta de Scicaglia.

And you're wrong.

Your mother's name was Marta, yes or no?

Do not cry, they are watching us.

Here it says "maiden name."

But mom was married, or am I wrong?

Shits, you have to write the maiden name, so it tells.

There.

And if she does not like it, she knows what to do.

You're stubborn, right?

Date and place of birth.

In Buenos Aires.

Not Buenos Aires, La Plata, province of Buenos Aires.

It's the same!

Do not scream, is not the same.

You have to write it as it is in the ID.

It is a mess.

You're satisfied now? You know where they can put their lousy pension?

Here, the maiden name.

Another one crying poverty.

What lack of dignity, right?

You have something wrong with Johnny?

Look, the day I shoud need a job, I'm not going to ask an attendant.

I have my friends of mine.

Better to be humble, than to be a rat.

-Hello?
-You want a drink?

I do not know, whiskey.

Double, boy, double.

Very tired, no?

But, imagine!

They gave me three weeks to prepare everything.

Always the same, I must take care of everything.

How can I not be tired to tears?

What is the name the movie?

"Experts in bed."

Good title, right?

A hit.

Yes, a little daring.

-But delicate.
-The rabble would like it.

We'll be forced to take them out of the theater, remember that.

There is something for us there, no?

Look, the deal is not that easy.

But I'm going to try my best for you both.

-Yes, of course.
-Do not worry.

Thanks.

And you, aren't you looking for a job, you?

They will call on me when the time comes.

I have no rush.

Maybe no rush, but hungry...

Ay! They'll kill me, at the production office.

Chao, guys.

This corpse is your business, right?

Look what a dreamer you are, right?

-Me?
-Seriously, you believe that because of sucking Serrato's feet, you will get a job?

So?

What?

Do you won the match against sixth grade?

No. We play tomorrow.

Ah, I forgot to tell you.

You have to buy the ceramics course elements for me right now.

The new teacher came in.

And, how is she like?

Nice.

Must be one of those ugly nice, no?

No!

Now you'll tell me she is cute?

Indeed she's cute!

Ah...sure you exaggerate.

I say she kills. She has a smile that gets you talking nonsense.

You fell in love.

Her name is Marisa.

So...we hooked up, right?

When we go for a little grandson?

Luz!

Can you hurry a bit?

The guests already arrived.

Coming, hey!

Well, how about my new Marilyn Monroe look?

Horrible.

Here we go.

This guy is a boorish!

Be the brothers united...

So ugly, ugly, ugly, it is not, but...

I do not know, I think this was for a much younger woman.

I'll kill him, and no judge can sentence me for that!

Would you both give up, Luz?

Well, Néstor,...I...the truth is that I...I invited you to dine with...

with bad intentions, right?

There was an issue that concerned me a lot, and I wanted to talk with you.

Tell me, tell me.

You know that...that the plant is growing...

We are in a period of expansion.

I... was thinking...

As long as you have nothing to do, nothing more...right?

more important...

that...

For me it would be very useful for us to be together, you know?

I can no longer take care of everything.

I do not know.

I wanted you to think about it.

Maybe I'll set the table.

Wait.

Wait, that you're interested in this also.

Of course she's interested.

Wasn't it my sister who told you that I was needing a job?

But, there is no problem, Néstor...

And for sure she said I had to settle down,

and deal with more serious things...

Want to know? Yes

I told him about the job, and I think you have to settle down.

You're an irresponsible, you,

that's what you are.

Your son seems to be more mature than you.

You didn't yet notice you have the world upside down?

But why don't you get into your own business?

You, you both are my business.

Aren't you aware of how many times I got no sleep worrying about you and the boy?

I know very well what I do!

Ja, ja, ja, just you!

You already ruined my night.

Look, I'll surely get insomnia.

So... understand her, Néstor.

What happens is that she loves you.

Of course, you also say: "Love is killing me", right?

Luz, sweetie, would you set the table?

You know, shorty?

I was thinking.

Sometimes you're right.

I dedicate myself to things without much future.

Of course, that slide thing, or...

or the gadget to get champagne bottles corks out.

That's not going anywhere.

I don't know how I did not realize before.

One has it in front of the nose...

You know what is worth inventing?

Something to make housekeeping less disgusting.

I go to bed.

Eh, what's wrong?

We were not going to watch the game on TV?

I'm tired.

Is something wrong, shorty?

Nothing... I'm sleepy to tears.

You saw how irritant is Luz, no?

But, why won't she get into her own business, I wonder?

At the end of the day it's better to have two men in the house instead of one, right?

You think I should spend the day wondering around taking care of what you do?

So irritant she is!

Who is it?

Néstor.

Hear, misfit, you know what time it is?

No... that...

I was passing by, and...

Okay, okay, come upstairs.

Come in.

You look good, huh?

Anything I wear fits me very well.

It's the first time I kiss a bread bag.

And do you think?

Very exciting.

What happens is that I'm wearing a beauty mask, and you would have found it very funny.

If you want whiskey, there is some into the sideboard.

Is there some coffee?

Hear this: at two o'clock A.M. I can be a mourning fellow,

but don't even think I would fix a coffee for you.

Thanks.

What's wrong?

You miss her, right?

Hello.

You know I dreamed about mom?

About Mom?

We were in a hotel.

And it was all very dark.

There was a garden,

and a very small pool that looked like a pond.

It had two rooms which were the most beautiful ones

because they faced the garden.

But you actually were there?

No.

But I am sure that I dreamed it before.

Before, when?

When mom was alive.

And you tell her?

You told her or you didn't?

You know? I think it was her.

She?

She told me.

The staircase, the garden,

all dark,

she was the one who dreamed

and she told it to me.

And now I return to the same dream.

"Let's profit the absence of evil, my love"

"don't stop my love flowing into you."

Put it off, bum, put it off.

He's in the bedroom.

"Come up, fake, the factory siren just rang."

"No more lies."

Gift from my mother-in-law.

What a fussy guy! You, what you need is fresh air.

Air.

Clarita, get off of me this crazy guy.

Come and do push-ups, now.

Close the window, by God!

Okay! One offers you fresh air, healthy living, and you...

"The window!
- "The window, the window!"

There.

Raulito.

I have a great idea.

But really great, right?

So?

You're going to become wealty because of me.

What is it?

Ping pong balls.

What?

Ping pong balls, but...

Different.

How different?

They are round, how do you want to make them like, square?

Let's allow them to remain round, but...

let's personalise them.

Them what?

Want to know how?

You have to add something to the balls to get people's attention.

Like what?

A sticker with the logo of the World cup.

No, no sticker, because, -you know what?- it would unbalance they.

An impression would be better.

This is it, an impreession, a single color one.

So we should not make a two passes impression.

Brilliant, brilliant.

We ought buy them in bulk.

Of course, that would be cheaper.

Who would invest the money?

But, Raulito, Raulito...

with such an idea, investers will fall down as rain.

If you dare open that door, I'll slap you as you've never been before.

Dad commands me, you don't.

Ah! You know that your self-sufficient child wants to go to a dance?

And with girls.

Sure, if not, he would not have fun.

You want my baby to start doing crappy things right now?

Oh, get the webs off your head, Luz!

Of course, very modern you, then the baby hits on top of the day...

I don't want to quarrel, right?

I don't care. I do have to say it and I'm going to say it.

Since the death of Martha, this house is going from bad to worse.

Dear, if you don't mind the baby, I do.

It may have burn out, I'll fix it later.

Nah! What do I care?

He's my best friend, so you know.

I'll fix it later, I told you.

Yeah, what you want, that I praise you?

Look, a parent must be a parent, someone who rail-road the baby,

who spanks him when there is need for it.

I don't need to spank him!

Finally, can I go or I can't?

Well, okay, but don't come back late, right?

Do me a favor, fix the lamp yourself.

-What for?
-So you get electrocuted.

Already, come on... only for a while? You long have it.

Come, I'll show you the house.

You play?

Mom bought it for me... to motivate me.

Sure. She thought that if I had the guitar I was going to get ready to study music.

So?

I hate music.

-The other time around I was playing...
-They're good.

Hello, shorty!

You had fun?

A lot. Did you dine?

Aha...

But I don't messed anything, I left it all very clean.

And another thing: It upsets me you being so neat.

-Yeah, but I'm the one who cleans, right?
-But...

Hello?

Yes, one moment. I'll look for him.

For you.

It's from Channel seven.

Channel Seven?

-From Channel Seven?
-Yes.

Yes, yes? Yes, this is me.

Yes, sir.

Well, I...

I should know when...

Yes, yes, yes, of course. Yes, I know, the office...

Yes, yes, on Monday?

Yes sir. Yes sir. Of course, sir.

Of course... see you on Monday.

See you on Monday.

The chance came to me, shorty, it did!

Do you see?--, you, you never believe me, what do you say now, what do you say?

Should it not be for a test?

But how a test, how a test?

You don't realize our fate changed, don't you realize?

Because, in adittion to the phone call from the TV channel

I have to tell you something.

I had a great idea.

I already spoke to Raul,

and we examined the practical aspects of the case.

Want to know what it is?

We'll make ping pong balls emblazoned with the world cup logo.

But, isn't it great?

The world cup ended a long time ago.

But, I know, I know!

What happens is that you are a bitter guy, that's what you are.

If Einstein could have told you he was going to invent the light bulb...

Einstein?

Well, it's the same, whoever it may be.

You're able to discourage... What was his name?...

Richard the Lionheart.

But you don't realize that we will get lots of money?

When you have so much money,

Remember to buy the ceramics course elements for me,

it's already three weeks ago that they are asking me to bring them.

Dad, I don't want a millionaire father.

Seriously, I say.

Or do you think I'll love you more because of you earning lots of money?

Yeah, but you're always preaching me.

But not about that.

I want a working father like everyone else.

I don't want you to be a millionaire.

Seriously, I say.

You know how far I love you?

As far as the sky.

To the sky and back.

Me too, shorty, me too.

Tomorrow I'll fix the lamp for you.

I already fixed it.

Should it be a general blackout?

Because it did work, indeed, right?

Okay, I will look for the candles.

Let me go!

Didn't I told you...!

Want to come here?

There.

Do I help you with homework?

Would I ever learn not to ask stupid questions.

Let's go watch the game?

What for, if we're going to quarrel as usual?

We'll make a gentlemen's agreement: neither one laughs on the other. Okay?

I am River's fan, River fan I am!

It's your turn to come to River's seats.

Not true.

Yes it's true.

Stop it. You're my son and you have to obey me. And that's it.

The issue is not that, what is fair is fair.

Goal, goal!

This someone is San Lorenzo's fan.

He didn't sing the goal.

No, no, I didn't sing it because it was an "off side".

But, what "off side", I'll kill you!

No, no, no, listen!

Come on, Champion, c'mon Champion!

Come on, Champion, c'mon Champion!

It leaves, it leaves, leaves for the "B"!

Give me one. The boy who comes back I don't know him, right?

"The hot dogs are warm "...!

Such good luck, you all have.

We have you all surrendered.

Now you'll say it was fair?

-Two to zero.
-And the Penal they didn't charge us?

And the goal, "off side"?

Go mourn in the Church.

Go mourn... I'll spank you, "go mourn in the Church!"

C'mon Champion, c'mon champion!

We'll clean it up right away.

Such a miracle!

So, you don't remember that today I have to go to the channel?

Hear, you think it suits me?

The jacket maybe,

the combination don't gets me so enthusiastic.

I know, stupid. I'm asking you if...

if you don't notice that the flaps are too wide.

If you show up this way, nobody is going to notice the flaps.

Such idiot!

It's very expensive for what you're looking for.

Well, actually you don't know what to do with money.

With all these troubles on banks and loan-offices...

Well, finally, even you distrust.

Sure.

And, you... you what do you do with your money?

Dollars.

1.200.000 pesos.

Much did you say?

1,200,000.

See if you have a few dollars there.

How much do you have?

1,100,000, with coins.

All right. I forgive you the 100.000.

Chao, Rockefeller!

Yes, "Semillita." Write just "Semillita".

Yes, everybody know me by that name.

I worked on radio, theater, television, circus...

Uh...you don't know the curriculum I have!

Who called you, hey?

I don't know, the boy answered the phone.

But if this is a test, I'm off, right?

How are you?

-Fine?
-Fine.

Sit.

Hey, Marito, take into account that Néstor is a friend, right?

Pleasure.

Well, we're looking just for a...

So you're not here, you?

You're never here, you?

How well you have trained your staff, right?

One can never talk to you.

-What's wrong? I'm talking to this gentleman.
-Nothing wrong with me. What happened to the show?

-Well, nothing happened. I'm talking to the gentleman.
-Why did you cut my show, which always shows without end?

Don't be nervous.

I'm not nervous. I'm nervous, I?

I'm not nervous, I. You make me nervous.

-But hear...
-It's not the first time you shit the show.

I don't want it this way. Get off your hand, get off your hand.

Let's don't yell, don't yell.

No, I'm screaming.

Let's don't scream!

I'm not yelling, I'm asking you what happened to the show, because this way I can not farther work.

Come another day, dear.

I assigned them on, the dancers, or don't I assign them on, the dancers?

-How many dancers did you assign?
-Eight dancers. I assigned all the dancers that exist in the channel.

And all the scenery. The white cubes are not there, perhaps?

The white cubes...Get in the ass the white cubes. That's scenery, white cubes?

Hey, hey! What are you doing?

Look!

What are you doing, kid?

Hey, you didn't show him the teacher, yet?

If you don't introduce her, I'll bust your shoulder blade.

Miss, wait.

Sebastián's father.

-Oh, gladly.
-Miss Marisa.

Sebastián talked a lot about you.

-Oh yeah?
-And very well.

Should we walk for a while? I love walking.

Me too.

I spend my life walking.

You know you kill with that smile, no?

What?

The kids are madly in love with you.

Seriously?

And... I wonder if...

if that is not detrimental to education.

Why?

If they have their heads in the clouds every time you smile they won't pay much attention.

I had not really thought about it.

don't worry, Sebastián never payed so much attention to a teacher as now.

Well, and what did you want to talk about?

-What?
-What did you want to talk about?

So... the problem of Sebastián.

What problem?

He became an orphan recently.

Oh, my God!

Poor little one.

Yes, he suffers a lot.

We suffer a lot.

To top it off, mid-year change of teacher, and...

you imagine it meant another blow on Sebastián, no?

I never really would have thought,

the chid seems so... normal, so... healthy...

he's very hider.

"The procession goes inside."

He had his maternal image on the teacher

after... my wife died.

Psychologically, for him, means another loss.

Now you come into our lives...

I never thought you would be interested in child psychology.

No, no, no... I am not a specialist.

But... the truth is that I love to read.

People watching...

Also I use it for my work.

For instance, you.

You live alone. Tell me if I'm wrong.

Almost alone.

-There it's.
-I share a room with a lady companion.

We're both from a province, from Corrientes.

Did you brought some money?

No...

I had been thinking about Sebastián.

Poor little one.

What are you doing, shorty?

You know you were right, no?

Marisa kills.

Kills 1000, as you say.

In addition, very understanding, right?

You know that I had forgotten my wallet,...

Hey, but this is cold.

Heat up it yourself.

You angry?

Yes.

Why?

Ja, make the unaware, you...!

-Eh, eh, eh, stop it, you!
-I won't stop!

What happens is that you forgot mom, right?

-A girl passes by, she smiles at you, and you get crazy.
-I?

-Yes, you. What happens is that you are ungrateful, that's what you are.
-I?

Yes, you. You already forgot how much you loved mom, right?

Hear, I did not forgot anything

well, you started it, it was you,

Who was who said that Marisa was a hit?

It's not the same! If I started it, why did you have to mess to ruin everything?

What are you doing, silly one?

Chau, silly one, come in, come in.

Baby, Raul came in!

You have a bottle of champagne?

What for?

C'mon, guess a little.

-Guess.
-C'mon!

I got the guy who'll invest on the business.

Macho!

Come, sit.

Tell it to me slowly.

Oh, is that I kept thinking, see?

And I remembered a classmate.

I told you before about a big man, which has a full luxury tea shop?

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Don't look at him with contempt.

You are aware of the lot of gastronomic people that go to Europe every year?

Did you see, did you see, you, who never believed? With this get to the front line.

Hey, what's wrong with the kid?

Nothing.

Sebastián is a logical guy,

of those logical guys, that when they hear a brilliant idea, they're afraid.

How to turn off this?

What are you doing?

This thing, it makes me dizzy.

What are you doing?

Look, Menendez is a guy of short, going straight to the point,

so please don't go around the bush, you understand?

Yes, yes.

Raulito, forgive the delay, they got me crazy in downtown.

-The gentleman is your friend?
-Yes.

-Néstor Scicaglia, at your orders.
-Enchanted.

Look, my friend

Raúl knows me better, so I don't have to explain anything to him.

But as I just got to know you,

I will explain my business philosophy to you.

You see this tea shop has nothing to envy from the best ones on downtown.

There's luxury... set up to the top, right?

And you know how I thought of build it here?

That one... that one...

was the only tea shop in the neighborhood.

And immediately it occurred to me that a neighborhood like this

had to have a good level tearoom,

set to the top,

and everything else.

The opposite guys, they thought I was going to bankrupt,

that the neighborhood was not at the height, that...

well..., anyway.

And I said to myself: Menéndez - as Arabs do, right? -

"Look out the window and you'll see the corpse of your enemy passing by."

Well, almost there.

They're broke.

The truth, the truth,

I busted them with my philosophy.

Well... we...

You wanted to talk about a little business.

I was a bit warned by Raul, yes.

Well, we think of buying a lot.

A lot of what?

Well, at first may not be so much, no? -

but to do a test run with 2000 or 3000.

2000 or 3000 what?

So... ping pong balls.

Ping pong balls?

Yes,...

Man,...I know what a ping pong ball is.

No, no, no, listen. Our balls are different.

Note that each ball bears the effigy of the world cup.

The effigy of the world cup?

Yes, tourists are going to pay much attention,

it's a very original memory of Argentina.

Ping pong balls for tourists?

But, such an idiot!

So, he was a guy of few words?

Nice friends you have, you!

Well, hey...

What's wrong?

See, what is said "to see", I see nothing,

but it for sure is sore throat.

Let's see, lemme see.

Open it a bit more, get yourself into the light.

Raise your head.

Open your mouth!

Now say "A".

How is a sore throat like?

You're really sure it's sore throat?

I had it before.

What are you doing?

I'll take your pulse.

I'm Dr. Guilder.

How old fashioned!

Someone may not have a pulse?

Go and fetch the thermometer!

Shouldn't I rather call a doctor?

Easy,

go to the pharmacy, and buy aspirin and Colubiazol.

You can turn off the light?

Why do you stay so quiet?

You know what I was thinking?

We could take advantage of these winter holidays

to go somewhere, right?

Are you crazy? With the expensive it is to go out on holidays...

No, no, no, You don't got it.

I could organize a theater tour.

I better sleep.

What are you doing?

Nothing

I help myself now that you can not defend yourself.

C'mon!

Dad,

tell her...

Mom...

Mommy...

He arrived... Andres.

What is it, Sebastián?

Come.

Come here.

Mammy, more.

Sebastián...

Nothing can happen to you, right?

Please don't, right?

Please, don't!

Come on, the factory siren just rung!

Very stylish, right?

What happened? You were afraid last night so you came to sleep in my bed?

clown, you.

And... here we are, well, well...

And what about the work?

Like me, you're fine, right?

Sorry! Forgive the delay,

but I was working for us.

But first, I'll you'll have to bring me --but what do you do with all this? -

one of those smiles that lift people's spirits.

Let's see. Come on, come on.

Smile.

There.

Well, now ask me why I am so euphoric.

Why are you so euphoric?

You, who always criticize me as being with my head in the clouds,

Yeah, you criticize me as being with my head in the clouds,

heard this:

we have the director.

The title: Pirandello.

All fixed: teamwork.

The towns we'll reach,...

Who is it?

Juanito, it's all agreed.

Juanito, we're going to perform great.

That loser?

But, who you want, Zeffirelli?

We have experienced players, a title that makes its way by itself,

I don't know why you care.

You never worry.

Well,

what's wrong?

What do I know...?

This bar makes me depressed.

It depresses me that we come here.

They are all unemployed.

And it depresses me to know that I am unemployed too.

It depresses me that my friend meets Juanito!

What is it? Let's see if then he hands out to you a role in one of those erotic movies...

You're not fair, huh?

I'm not unfair, no.

I don't know...

I dunno, must be that I'm depressed and I see all in black.

"Where are your eyes, where your smile..."

Hello, hello, how are you.

I'm selling actors' lottery tickets.

With lots of awards.

Well, also, you support the institution, don't you think?

What strikes me is that here I won't sell any lottery, right?

I'm ruining your morning, right?

Here we go again!

But if you're of those who enlighten others' lives, María José!

Ah, yeah, yeah, one who enlighten others' lives!

Yes

And would light up my life?

It don't seems important to you? You're glad.

But, because I'm affraid of showing me as I am, that's why,

because I'm affraid of being ridiculous.

If I show weakness,

you saw how people is...

they take advantage of the fallen tree. Then they run over you.

Look, I don't want to be hurt again.

I'm affraid.

That's why I can't have anyone indispensable,

didn't you see that I even don't have a cat?

I'm affraid to rely on him, and

then losing him.

So when someone gets near me, I

I make the happy face, so happy, that I overwhelm them with my joy!

I don't let them move,

may them even spank me.

When I look in the mirror

I see a woman

a woman, I...

I need someone,

who takes care of me,

I need someone to love me,

to protect me,

who would not think of leaving me,

or die.

You really know how to cheer up people, right?

People loves you, dumb, dumb...

You're a clown, you made me mourn.

Get off.

Hear, Dad, Enrique and me are going to the movies,

so you have to give me money, understand?

Well, but...

You should have a lot of fun, right?

That's an order.

Here.

Weird questions you ask, huh?

So?

I...

I don't know, nothing relevant.

I would like to feel good in Buenos Aires,

as if I was born here, not like a silly provincial girl.

I would go from substitute teacher to head teacher.

I wish the kids did not forget me when they grow up.

And I'd love someone,

and that someone loves me.

Look, I'm not going to cheat on you, -right? -

people don't ask me to autograph on the street, but

in my profession circle

I am respected,

they say I am a serious actor,

a bookish one, and that

at some point I can hit the top.

And Sebastián, what does he think of this?

Sebastián?

Sebastián says I'm the most important player in the world.

Look how can you go wrong, right?

I thought that he did not like this.

Yeah, I already told you he was quite hider.

I'm boring you?

No, no, go on, I love it.

-What?
-Sure, I love your being head in the clouds.

How, head in the clouds?

I like people like you, that way, head in the clouds.

I think everyone is missing a little of that, of

wanting to fly away in their minds, to imagine.

But I have my feet well sutck to the ground, you can be sure the tour I told you about is almost set up,

I take care of every detail.

Finding the director,

studying the towns where we go,

everything.

Also, if I should have my head in the clouds, I would say it.

Funny, if you know your head is in the clouds, then you're cheating.

Sorry.

You are exactly the face I'm looking for.

We are about to launch a new product to the market, you know?

And we need a face like yours.

In addition, an actor could not do, never,

he would lack truth.

All actors have something like a

essential falsehood, do you realize what I mean?

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

C'mon, answer, hey!

"In the Emergency kit of an emergency doctor

Auxiliaspirina is the essence."

It's fine, but we must not lose tenderness.

Let the public relate to Auxiliaspirina tenderly, right?

Let's see.

Tenderly.

"In the Emergency kit of an emergency doctor

Auxiliaspirina is the essence. "

He seems queer.

Say it with gentle conviction.

Let's see again.

Listen to one thing, hey, you go to the corner,

and you come here.

I'll be handling my pullover high.

When I pull down the pullover, you start, understand?

And the walkie-talkie?

But, what walkie-talkie nor walkie-talkie, I am allergic to walkie-talkies!

In addition, the pullover gets me crazy, go, go!

Go on, we already started shooting.

Scicaglia, come on.

Quick!

Well, boys, don't get mad, don't get mad, we have to do all over again, right?

Everything, and if I say everithing, I mean everything, did you understand?

And what do you do with that walkie-talkie on your hand?

The camera, far right and higher.

Higher.

Higher, yes, a little higher, fuck it!

Stop!

"In the emergency kit..."

But what do you do, what did I tell you?

But, do you think that I'm psychic?

Didn't you tell me to do it on your pull down the pullover?

-But, what pullover, what pullover?
-All of you are crazy!

But, you all are hysterical, what's wrong with you all, hey?

What do you do with...But, get there...!

Come on, go back, you, go back.

You're all crazy... back, go.

I don't take responsibility.

The night is filmed at night.

As the night is gone, the light comes out fiercely.

What happens, is there a problem?

No, no, but if you want a night shoot

you got a single shot, and after that, I give up.

But what happens, there is no solution?

Yes, yes there is.

You have to buy a little sunblind, not transparent.

-A little sunblind?
-Yes.

Not transparent.

A little sunblind not transparent...

How wide and how long?

150 by 300.

150...by...

150 by 300?

150 by 300 what?

Meters.

My head breaks in pain.

Then... swallow an Auxiliaspirina.

-Shooting.
-Shooting!

Camera.

Camera, camera!

Go.

-Action.
-Action!

"In the Emergency kit

of an emergency doctor

Auxiliaspirina is the essence."

I'll hang him.

I'll hang him.

I'll hang him.

Exactly that way you imagine a doctor in an emergency, right?

You should be an actor, you.

You are very, very able, my friend.

I'm an actor.

Look, according to my calculations, if we sell out 500 we are saved.

I think that without fly too high, we can sell out 1500.

Yes, yes...

Now, you know what?

We don't have to mount a large organization.

No.

Not a chance, eh,

because then you end up as a slave to the organization.

Sure, indeed, we need a small office,

because it would be embarrasing to give out your personal phone number,

it's not serious.

A small office, there it is.

And in downtown, because it's much more representative.

You're the inventor, no?

Yes, what happens is that I'm talented for these things, and...

There are many geniuses like you, should you not believe.

Let me show you. Look.

All these are things that wouldn't sell.

Cuppies...

flaggies...

Little trays...

Doilies...

Little Gauchos...

Juggies...!

But, let me show you the most beautiful of all.

This one. The recipe book of world cup cuisine.

See? That is something that I haven't thought.

-Look how cute.
-You haven't thought of it?

I know how many won't sell?

1500 copies!

And, you know who was

the genius who came up with the bright idea of the history of gastronomy?

The emotion of a goal, and appetite,

football and cooking?

Want to know who was?

This one, this idiot was it,

the king of the smarties, who would swimming in gold,

who would get lots of money,

this one, he knows how much I spent,

to get permission for the emblem of the world cup?

That you should to know, you too bought the permission to sell this filth.

-But... what, what is he talking about?
-The permission.

Ah, you didn't pay for the permission?

So the only stupid who did it was me?

Ah, no, ah, no!

I'll call the police, I'll make a mess, here...!

Police!

-Why didn't you told me anything?
-How was I to know?

I won't brought them to home, right?

If Sebastián sees them he's going to go mad.

So... your business. You know that if Clarita learns about, she'll kill me, so...

Dad, it's you?

So don't you remember me?

Let's see, let me think.

No, no, no. That is cheating.

Do you remember the day you were to the channel to take the test?

Oh, right!

-You're the secretary of...
-I was, I was.

You liked my performance?

If you liked my performance.

What performance?

At the phone.

The telephone works,

I had to talk to anyone,

I wanted to talk to you.

Yes

This place doesn't get you down?

Adolfo told me it was an obsession that I had to solve.

What do you have to solve?

He said I had to solve this obsession.

What obsession?

But, you are dull, huh?

The one I have with you.

Oh, my pretty lady!

Adolfo told me that I tend to confuse reality with my own myths.

Tell me, you'd have some difficulty going in bed with me?

-What?
-If you would have great difficulty going in bed with me.

-No... what difficulty?
-No?

You tell me what conflicts are, this matter I understand it very well.

Look, the thing is that I have not yet solved the Oedipus complex.

-Oh yeah?
-I hated my father.

Shits, what an inconvenience, right?

Adolfo says it's a latent form of love.

And, well, if he says...

So when I saw you at the channel

You know that you're identical to Dad?

Who?

Seriously, it's amazing how alike you both look.

So, should it be a coincidence, what should I know...

Adolfo says I have to make the first move.

Then... Okay.

And that with you I don't hurt no atavism.

You don't worry, we will not hurt anything.

Then, speaking with Adolfo...

But, who is Adolfo?

My analyst.

What daddy!

Daddy, Daddy, you're already leaving?

I was told you had a great success with a television ad.

You could say, but...

Well, of course each one does what he is able, no?

No, you know what's the matter, gentleman?

I've always been consistent, I

never, never would do a television ad.

-No, but I...
-That takes down your spiritual honor.

Sure, everyone obeys their own conscience.

Well, but you know what happens? Your face turns to be familiar, and then...

Yes, sure, sure, and so moves away the good actors

and then everything is the same.

Discépolo already said:

"The Bible against the water heater."

That's right, yes.

Well, why not think we have a nice, a funny project?

Why don't we make a toast to the tour?

Well, that's fine.

Néstor should say a few words.

-No, please no...
-Allusive...

-Well,...
-But standing up, as appropriate, for...

Let's see, let's see.

I will toast

not for the tour, but for what the tour means to us.

The possibility of embodying these wonderful characters of Pirandello.

The possibility

for us, as for the public,

the public despised by large companies,

of bringing theater to the most remote villages.

Because if we do this tour

is because for us money is not fundamental.

Because for us, the theater is

greatness of spirit.

And because everyone, everyone

need to live a dream.

Gentlemen, I toast for the most wonderful dream there is:

the theater.

Wonderful, -right? - Wonderful.

If we had known that it's not true...

That's not true, why?

It's a shame be so dressed,

in a room like this.

Shame? And why, a shame?

We did not know.

We did not know we were the fun of this comedy?

Because we believed that...

That was serious?

What is it? Perhaps you think that it's not serious

the pleasure of this so great a story?

Great, great!

Great, yes, but stop it.

Because what you do, I can not do it myself, now.

This makes me sick.

Who is it?

Deo gratia.

Ah, yes, oh yes,

it's Giovanni, Giovanni, who is here like every night

to do...the puffin.

Yes, yes it does,

do it!

What you laugh?

Morons!

You should laugh at an old man

coming to see me

because he loves me?

It must be like if it were true.

Of course, because only then will we know that it is not a joke.

Sit.

Sit.

Here,

by the light of this lamp.

Write.

Write.

Write!

I'm ready, Your Majesty.

Do it now!

Pretty short, right?

Fortunately, man, I had had enough.

-That ratfulness!
-What a snafu!

The second act we will make it speedier.

Yes, a very cold vulgar.

Permission.

Therefore, it's what I say.

We make it a bit speedier, so we get their spirits high.

Stay.

Stay.

Stay, that...

What the hell happened?

What the hell happened?

This happens to me for performing with the worst performing turds.

No, no, no, listen, director...

No, no, shut up. This old fart, how dares he to say that?

Who knows you, who knows you?

-And who knows you?
-Why don't you rather put your pride into your ass?

That is it. And this, the institution is going to learn about, old asshole.

Let the institution learn about this, but before I'm getting paid.

You will be payed a bagful of shit, you will be paid!

Who's going to pay you, who's going to pay?

The one that has to pay, this one has to pay me.

You have to pay to get to work, being the caricature you are!

A caricature, me, a caricature?

In how many films you performed?

Please, and you, how long ago they don't hire you?

don't you see they don't hire you anymore?

-You say they don't hire me anymore?
-Even the dogs won't hire you.

-Look, look at this!
-I'm going to do Hamlet, soon.

I'm going to do Richard III.

Richard III? But, not even the fourth, you arrive.

I'm hungry.

Just a moment, you wait there, we need to talk.

Well, our total funds at this very moment amount to

819,545 pesos.

Old pesos.

With the personal contribution of our partner Néstor, who brought 300,000.

What is the percentage up to me?

Stop with that pipe, eh.

A thousand plus or minus

120,000.

old pesos.

No, I meant by principles, nothing more.

Maybe we can afford a chicken.

And he is asking for the breast, by the percentage.

Some of you saw "The Prisoner of Zenda"?

The tour is over?

Yes, sir.

We leave this infected pigpen.

We leave without paying?

Come on.

Come on!

Hurry!

Get down!

What, you afraid?

I'm not affraid, I'm ashamed.

He is left?

Militarily it's called: red herring. Come on.

Nice tour, right? When we go for another?

And the others?

The order was: scatter and runaway.

Militarily?

Theatrically.

What the hell happened?

And all that came later, I dare not to tell.

So it don't turned out very fine, should we say?

No, no, don't tell me anything else, because I'm going to pee on myself.

Want to come home for dinner?

Now?

Now.

Quick, help me,

I'll make a fool.

Dad,

Cholo phoned, he will come dinner with Luz

So get ready, right?

Did you hear?

Did you hear or not?

You're So funny making the dull, huh?

Think it well, Néstor

I think it's good for you.

And, for me, it would be very important. I already told you that.

You imagine? I don't hardly ever hit the factory.

I can not control it as needed.

You, what you need is a pimp.

No, no, what pimp? No, stop it.

I need a guy I can trust, which is a very different thing.

Well, if you don't like it, no use. Well, dear, I'm not going to force you.

You're always so wordless?

No, not always.

What happens is that Néstor did not tell me that you'll come.

It was about time for my madcap brother to settle down a bit.

-Besides, Sebastián was in need of...
-Won't you shut your mouth?

I forgot to tell you that Juanito phoned.

He said they are about to shot a movie for the "Super agents" series, that you should get there, maybe there is some role for you.

And only now you tell me?

Look at that funny guy!

You also made the funny guy.

I?

Yes, when you were doing the deaf.

-I?
-Yes, when you went into the bathroom.

But I did not go into the bathroom!

Do you mean you didn't go to the bathroom, when...?

The thing is almost fixed.

The director is a nice guy,

and they pay much attention to me.

I hope you won't make me do the fool for supporting you.

And why would I make you do the fool?

That one?

He's a great guy, he pays much attention to me.

When...when...

-Juanito!
-Comming, sir.

Then under yours.

What happened?

Then... when he saw you, he just realized you were the doctor at the ad,

and that they will identify you with the ad,

and... that, as were to be the boss of the mafia organization,

so... people... so, what should I know?

And, then? He could not tell me in the face?

He had to send a rat like you to tell me?

Please!

Never again.

What are you doing here, what are you doing here?

-It's after school.
-Take off this.

But... they are watching us.

And why should I care of they watching you?

I asked what are you doing here.

-But, sir, he's only helping me...
-Who asked you anything?

Ah, yes, if you don't have permission...

Now, the last thing I need is you to get to work.

But he pays me!

But, do I care? Who must brought the money home is not you, but me,

what for am I your father?

For me money is everything.

I would cut off my hands, I swear.

You had never hit him before?

But he won't stop loving you because you did hit him.

I know, I know.

So what's the problem?

The problem...

the problem is that I am a failure as a parent,

that's the problem.

Hear, you're taking it all too seriously.

But, indeed Sebastián loves you!

I am a witness of this.

You don't understand, don't understand.

I know he loves me, and we get along together very well,

and we love each other,

it's not that, it's not that.

The point is that

this opened my eyes.

Then?

Then?

I want to jump out the window, I swear...

Hear, you're not a failure as a parent.

Look, sometimes I think we're two boys.

And I'm the youngest of the two.

Look what I say,

I'm ruining his childhood

and all that so I can remain a little boy.

And, in the end, what for?

To end up selling lottery tickets,

and waiting for the great chance to show.

That for.

He's not proud of me.

He's not proud of me.

What the heck!

Who put it here?

It was me.

What a mess, right?

You know that Andrew's dad invited us on Sunday to the farm?

Marisa also comes.

Fantastic.

Hey, dwarf...

What?

Did you forgave me?

Sure.

What a cheapie you are, right?

Pass me a glass of Coca-Cola.

Good.

He's a cheapie, Paul.

Let's see if they realize that I make differences.

Then, boy, you like the farmmy?

A lot.

After the roast bmeat meal, Bermúdez folks challenge Scicaglia folks in a head-ball game, agreed?

Would you?

Goal!

-No, it was not a goal!
-Yes, it was a goal!

Don't fight!

-But it was a goal, indeed, it got in!
-Well, okay.

If he says it was a goal, then it should have been a goal, go for it.

Goal!

Gimme, gimme, then you shot on the bounce.

Low and to the ends, not to the middle.

Goal!

Hey you, this is not a joke, it's a real game, go get the ball, go.

Give me, give me.

Goal!

What a great goal, Dad!

Goal!

Well done, Néstor!

Go on, champion, he deserves a sing.

Champion, champion, champion!

Champion, champion!

Stop, stop, stop.

No, what are you doing?

It was fine, the water?

Don't joke, it was freezing!

He's a real macho, indeed!

"Now, replay of this afternoon goal."

Muñoz caught a cold.

"Perils of goal. The ball comes with a chamfer on center "

"Néstor is waiting for it"

"And then, he performs a spectacular 'both feet in the air' goal."

Goal!
-"Goal, by the World Champion"

you feel bad, you?

So so.

But you have a fever.

Maybe a little.

You are very hot.

No, no. In any case, later you bring me two aspirin.

But my eyes hurt.

Will you turn off the light?

Dad,

do you remember when you played the'singles against married' match,

how mom laughed on you?

Look, if she should have seen you now!

Easy, it's nothing.

In any case, later you bring me aspirin, my head is hurting.

Now I'll sleep for a while.

All right.

You better go out eat a pizza

because if you do the coocking you're going to mess up everything.

-Dad, tell Mom that my head really hurts a lot.
-But, what do you do there, moron? Come, please!

-I told her to bring me aspirin, but she refused.
-You must not get out of bed, Sebastián.

-My head hurts a lot, I swear it really hurts.
-Stay this way, stay this way, Sebastián, cover on, please.

I'm hot, I told you.

I don't love her anymore.

I better call the doctor.

I don't love her anymore.

Dad, it hurts, it hurts!

She didn't bring me aspirin.

Luz? Néstor.

Look, do me a favor, I can't communicate. You call a doctor.

No, no, Sebastián.

He's very ill, sister.

He's really ill.

Dad, it hurts!

I don't love her anymore, don't love her anymore!

Dad, it hurts!

Want some coffee?

I slipped a few drops of brandy, to get you up.

You have any health insurance?

How... What health insurance?

The boy must stay in the hospital, but... the procedures you make them later, because

we must get there in a rush.

My God!

But...if he asked me...?

What did he asked for?

To bring him two aspirins.

They asked if Sebastián had had something earlier,

I don't know...the pool water...

But...I don't understand, I don't know what they speak about.

That it's...better if we wait here,

I don't know...pneumonia...

It's not fair, no!

Not fair!

Stay a while, I go to the bathroom.

Yes, sir.

-You don't want me to bring you something to eat?
-Shut up, you don't let me hear.

Can we talk for a while?

You heard, shorty, right?

You hear what the doctor said, right?

If perhaps you get through the night, maybe.

And you're going to get through.

You are going to get through it.

True?

Isn't it true that you're going to get through?

Because if you don't get through,

I throw myself under a train, right?

I swear, shorty.

I swear.

Dad.

Sonny,

you're a champion!

You're a champion, you're a champion!

Well, hear, dwarf

I have to tell you very important news.

I'll take Cholo's job.

Seriously.

Of course, if I take that job,

I will spend less time at home, and you you're staying more time alone, right?

It's the same case of all working parents.

Yes, of course, but it's different because...

in every family there is always...

Well, you understand me.

You should marry.

Hear: Marisa, and María José, they both would say yes in a rush, if you ask them.

And who you prefer?

Me?

Sure, it's your business too, right?

You're a business partner on it.

I... I don't know...

Marisa.

Why?

Because two actors in my family, I think it's too much.