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Are you sure you're ready?
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Just stop trying to freak me out.
It might work.
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- I'm just saying this is very important.
- I'm ready.
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These are my friend friends.
The only chat I have pinned on my phone.
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I aspire to be pinned.
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- Baby, I'll pin you anytime.
- I know you will.
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- Hello, sluts.
- Hi.
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- This is Noah.
- Hi.
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- Hey.
- Aw. You're gonna do great.
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- Hi. I'm Ryann.
- Nice to meet you.
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- Have a phone charger I could borrow?
- Uh, I don't, but give me it.
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- Noah. Nice to meet you.
- Charles.
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- One second.
- What are you...
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Okay, he's hot.
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- Absolutely.
- Ten out of ten.
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- Ten out of ten.
- Okay.
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They're charging it at the bar.
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Did you just... ask someone for something
that you want, and they gave it to you?
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Just one, two, three, yeah.
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I have one of those resting faces
where people don't like to help me.
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That's not true. You got me to help you.
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Noah, can you stop
being so damn smooth?
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Uh, so catch us up.
What are we talking about?
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- Uh...
- Uh...
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- Uh, it's fine.
- Yeah.
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We don't like talking shit
in front of strangers.
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A wise woman once told me, "Whoever
you hate, I hate." So tell me who to hate.
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- It's Amanda.
- We hate her.
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I don't like her already.
What's her deal? Narcissist?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Too clingy?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Won't shut up about the microbiome?
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- Yes!
- Oh my God.
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- All of the above.
- Oh my God!
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Unfathomable.
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- You're good.
- Well, dish.
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- After some mimosas.
- What did she...
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Oh yeah.
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Have a sip of mine. Have a sip of mine.
I don't believe in germs.
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So how did I do?
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Don't look.
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I think they like you
more than they like me.
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Yes!
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I know I played it very cool,
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but deep down, I, in fact,
was a little bit nervous.
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My friends are gonna feel the same
about you when you meet 'em on Saturday.
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Whoa, whoa!
I'm meeting them this Saturday?
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Yeah, at my basketball game.
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I thought that was
just a pick-up game with randos.
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What? No, no, no. I'm in an actual league.
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It's very legit.
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Joanne, we pay for a ref
who's called multiple D2 college games.
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- Oh wow!
- Yeah.
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- Uh, D2?
- Yep.
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I didn't... No, sorry. I can't pretend
to know what you're talking about.
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I tried. It felt false.
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Okay. All you really need to know
is that my team is the Matzah Ballers.
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- Theirs are the Huskies.
- Sorry, your name is what?
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You heard me. I came up with it.
So good, right?
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And while it's just a regular season game,
it does have huge playoff implications.
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Right. Yes! This is huge, and I'm excited.
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Less so about the basketball,
more so about meeting your friends.
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Uh, two questions.
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Will anyone there immediately hate me?
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Just because you did have someone else
cheering for you fairly recently.
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It's just the guys.
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Wives and family don't show up
until the playoffs.
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Okay, great.
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Second question. Do you have jerseys
that say "Matzah Ballers" on it?
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Yes, I do.
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- That is very dorky.
- It's so cool. Yes.
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Better than a pro basketball game.
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♪ One, two, three, four ♪
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♪ Some crazy-ass kids
Gonna knock up on your door ♪
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♪ So let 'em in, let 'em in, let 'em in ♪
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♪ One, two, three, four ♪
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♪ Some crazy-ass kids
Gonna knock up on your door ♪
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♪ So let 'em in, let 'em in, let 'em in ♪
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♪ I feel like a million bucks ♪
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♪ But my money
Don't really feel like I do ♪
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♪ And from the ground I build... ♪
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♪ Sailing... ♪
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Would the owner of the gray
Toyota Camry please move your car?
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You are blocking the school buses.
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♪ Just a dream and the wind to carry me ♪
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♪ And soon I will be free... ♪
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- Hey!
- Hi!
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Isn't this great?
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Yeah! Wow!
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Oh good. Hey. Hey, guys. This is Joanne.
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Joanne, the guys.
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Hi. What's up, Sasha?
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- Hey, you ready to be impressed?
- I think I am.
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Feel like this is one of the only areas
where my height is an advantage.
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Huh.
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Tall people die earlier
than everybody else,
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so enjoy me while I last.
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I will. I guess that means
I'm gonna live forever.
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- Hey, Noah, game time. Let's go. Let's go.
- Okay.
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- Watch me.
- All right, guys, let's go.
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ What's up, baby? ♪
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Noah!
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I'm open!
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- ♪ Stepping out, purple Mercedes... ♪
- Ow!
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♪ Fall in love, why don't you make me? ♪
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Oh! Goal!
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Defense! Defense!
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Come on. Defense! Defense!
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You suck, Huskies!
Sorry. Don't be negative, you know?
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Right! Right!
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What? You swallow that whistle, ref?
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Are you kidding me?
That wasn't a foul. Where...
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Whoo! All right!
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Gotta lock that woman down, dude.
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♪...without taking pictures, come on... ♪
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Take it.
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♪ Stepping out, purple Mercedes ♪
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♪ Fall in love, why don't you make me? ♪
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♪ You want a picture, just say please ♪
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Whoo! All right, Noah!
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That was good.
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Oh my God, that was exhausting.
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- Wow.
- I know, right?
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Wow. I didn't expect that
to be nearly as thrilling as it was.
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That is hurtful, but I get it.
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Mm, and you know what?
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I am shocked at how sexy this jersey is.
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If I can avert my eyes
from the words "Matzah Ballers,"
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it can actually really turn me on.
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- I want you to look at the balls.
- No.
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Hey, great game, gentlemen!
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We are going to the playoffs.
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- Yeah, we are!
- Ow-oo!
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- We're going for victory drinks. Wanna go?
- Oh, yeah. I'm in.
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Whiskey's on me. Invite everyone.
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Nice.
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Sorry that took me a minute.
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The bartender kept asking
if you guys played for the Lakers.
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Thank you.
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- Hope my guys are thirsty. No?
- No, I'm good.
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- You want one?
- Thanks. Listen.
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When you said to invite everyone,
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uh, Max took it literally,
and then they showed up, so...
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- Oh.
- Not quite as friendly territory.
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That's okay. That's okay.
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'Cause I crushed it at the game.
Guys love me.
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- They do.
- And the WAGs are gonna love me too.
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The WAGs?
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Noah, wives and girlfriends of athletes,
like Victoria Beckham.
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- Oh!
- And...
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I guess that's the only one I know.
But I was born to be a WAG.
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- I can handle this.
- Yeah, you can.
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Let me, uh,
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work my magic.
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Hello, my fellow WAGs.
Are we proud of our boys, or what?
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Sorry, what are you saying?
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You're Esther, right?
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Um, our paths crossed briefly.
You referred to me as "Whore Number One."
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Oh, okay. Um, right.
Was it Joanne, I wanna say?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, right, right.
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You're the one
Noah brought around way too early.
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Yep. Well, I just stopped by to say hi
and see if anyone... Want a whiskey?
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We're good. We know where the bar is.
We're good.
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- I'm good.
- Yeah, good.
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- I'd take one.
- I think we're good.
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Except I don't want one. So, no.
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- Okay.
- We're good.
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Do you come here a lot...
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I just remembered
I have to be somewhere.
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Sasha, let's go!
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Wait for us.
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
I wasn't having a good time anyway.
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- No.
- Let's go.
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- Now.
- You guys as well?
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Yep.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Pick it up. Get your stuff.
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But I wasn't...
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- Yeah, don't give me attitude.
- Okay, sure.
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They all Rebecca's friends?
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Yeah.
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And now, they are absolutely
texting each other about me,
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probably about my thin eyebrows,
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but maybe they found
my other weaknesses too.
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I have something insane to tell you.
But also, what did you expect?
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These women are friends with his ex.
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Yes, I'm aware. Perfect Rebecca.
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Did you know she got more perfect?
Because she got a promotion at work.
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What?
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I've been keeping up with her LinkedIn.
I had to create a profile first.
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But it says my job is
CEO of Fatigue Sisters Media.
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Since you and I are always tired.
That's cute, right?
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Adorable. Okay, look.
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Am I sold on you ending up with a rabbi?
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Absolutely not, okay? But I don't want you
to embarrass yourself.
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Morgan, that's really sweet.
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Okay, because I am
eternally connected to you.
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Right? So you need to,
like, have a talk with Noah
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and just come up with a plan
to rectify this situation, okay?
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You're right. You're right.
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Look at you using the word "rectify."
Good on you.
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Are you ready to hear
the insane thing I have to tell you?
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Oh, yes.
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Okay, so
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this is very weird
and, um, kind of confusing, but
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I had a sex dream about the brother.
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You had a sex dream about Sasha?
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Yes! Yes, yes. It's gross, right?
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I don't get it.
I'm not even attracted to him.
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You know, I'm just gonna hang up
because I regret telling you that.
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So, um, bye!
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Bye.
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We should talk about
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how Esther and her friends
blew me off tonight.
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I know shouldn't care what people think,
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at least that's what my therapist
on TikTok tells me,
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but some people think
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you shouldn't believe everything
you see on TikTok.
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Noah!
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Hey!
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Sorry. I was just listening
to my hype mix.
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Visualizing my corner threes
for the playoffs.
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Okay, um...
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Are the WAGs gonna be at the playoffs?
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Yeah, the playoffs are huge.
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Yes, huge. We've established that. Um...
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I don't think I should go.
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- Joanne.
- Noah.
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I know the women gave you a hard time,
but my guy friends loved you.
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You know how if I hate someone,
you have to hate them too?
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You hate them?
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No. Not yet.
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But if the wives hate me,
the husbands ha...
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Have to hate you too.
Yeah, that's some tight logic.
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If your friends hate me...
then your family's gonna hate me.
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And, eventually, everyone's gonna hate me.
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But you know what?
As a person who is universally liked,
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I am not comfortable
in this scenario one bit.
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Really worried about this?
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It's the absolute largest problem
I've ever had in my life.
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How are you not worried about it?
244
00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,843
I mean, I like you a lot.
245
00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:38,429
And I figure, eventually,
they'll all like you too.
246
00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:39,972
They have to get to know you.
247
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:43,100
Mm-hmm. See, that's a solution
for someone who's patient.
248
00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:44,352
I'm not a patient person.
249
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:47,480
I need to figure out
how to get them to like me by tomorrow.
250
00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:51,233
I mean, it would be great
if Esther liked you.
251
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,985
- Yeah.
- Uh...
252
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,030
Okay. I have an idea.
253
00:10:57,865 --> 00:10:59,700
You do research for your podcast, right?
254
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,243
Yeah. A lot.
255
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,121
Well, Ashley does a lot,
and then I listen to the highlights.
256
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,248
Okay. Here are the highlights.
257
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:09,752
- Okay. Talia loves to talk about herself.
- How original.
258
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:13,047
She's getting married soon
and only wants to talk about her wedding.
259
00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:16,884
It is so hot in here.
But not like a good hot, like Aruba.
260
00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,763
It is so weird that you said that.
I'm getting married in Aruba.
261
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:21,847
- No, you're not.
- I am.
262
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,140
- You're kidding.
- No.
263
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:26,143
That is the dream.
Would you show me your dress?
264
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,312
Oh, yeah. Oh my God. It's striped.
265
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:32,316
Rachel. She recently started
an inspirational line of, um, the, uh...
266
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,944
What do you call necklaces
that are really tight on your neck?
267
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,862
Chokers? Oh God.
268
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,865
I'm so sorry.
Is that a Rachel Weinstein choker?
269
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,159
Oh my God. Y-Yeah, yes!
270
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,744
Uh, I... I'm Rachel Weinstein.
271
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,079
- No.
- Yes!
272
00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:48,082
Leah is still breastfeeding
and feels really judged about it,
273
00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:49,834
so just be supportive.
274
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,128
Gosh, pumping is so hard, right?
275
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,212
Yeah.
276
00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:54,380
How old's your baby?
277
00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:58,884
He's five. But he loves it so much,
and it comforts him...
278
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,010
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
279
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,471
Yeah, this is the best thing
in the world for him.
280
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,683
You're obviously a very good mom.
281
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:10,771
And finally,
Rebecca's best friend, Esther.
282
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,816
The way to her heart is by talking shit
283
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,235
about people, places, her husband.
284
00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:18,487
Esther knows no bounds.
285
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,655
Hello, Esther.
286
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,490
- Nice to see you again.
- Hi.
287
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:27,538
God. I have seen sixth grade teams
that could beat these guys.
288
00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:30,708
Sasha's the tallest one on the court
and still can't make a shot.
289
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,960
That's the father of my child
you're talking about.
290
00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:42,011
Don't tell her or anyone, but I think
this choker is giving me hives.
291
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:45,723
Like, I don't know what kind of
synthetic material it's made out of, but...
292
00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:47,767
I'm an investor in that company.
293
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,978
- Oh, that's cool.
- Yeah.
294
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,063
Yeah, I really believe in it.
295
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,147
That's cool.
296
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:59,570
You ever noticed that,
297
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,573
like, people...
298
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,995
uh, and their...
with their things, they, like...
299
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,295
Excuse me.
300
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,590
- I need to get some water real quick.
- Sure.
301
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:23,803
People with their things, huh?
302
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:38,776
Hey, uh, this chick Esther
has ice in her veins, and I need help.
303
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,402
Um, I'm gonna drop a pin.
304
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,822
Uh, can you come?
305
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,407
Also, you are not allowed
to make fun of their jerseys
306
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,827
or how bad they are at basketball.
I'm serious.
307
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,332
Yup, yup, yup!
308
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:56,918
Shot!
309
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:03,926
Oh. Hi, boys.
310
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,471
Nice costumes. Hmm.
311
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:12,309
Oh, as if one of them wasn't enough.
312
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,393
Oh.
313
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,939
- What's up?
- Oh, hi.
314
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:20,234
- I didn't know you were a basketball fan.
- I'm not. And this isn't helping.
315
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:22,570
- Why are you standing so close to me?
- I'm not.
316
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:23,922
- Yes, you are.
- Sasha!
317
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:24,989
Y-Yes, honey!
318
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,199
- Get your head out of your ass!
- Sorry, hon.
319
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:30,244
- Hi.
- Thank you, thank you.
320
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,327
Of course.
321
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:34,081
Did you sneak in
multiple bottles of alcohol?
322
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:37,710
Uh, yeah. What will help me make friends
with an angry woman
323
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,879
who hasn't had any fun in over a decade?
324
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,214
And the answer is booze, Joanne.
325
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,925
I get that. Did it occur to you
it might make her angrier?
326
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,343
I'm willing to take that risk
327
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:49,555
'cause I can just leave
and never see her again. So, yeah.
328
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,932
Okay. Wait, wait. Maybe we should just go.
329
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,350
What? No. No, no, no, no.
330
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,562
We are not gonna let some mean,
random popular girls win, okay?
331
00:14:56,645 --> 00:15:00,316
We are the mean, popular girls.
We win. Hmm?
332
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,752
- God, I love you.
- Yeah, I love you too. Come on.
333
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:03,776
Okay.
334
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:05,988
Ah.
335
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,281
What? Oh.
336
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:09,033
This is my sister, Morgan, you guys.
337
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,116
Hi.
338
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,038
So should we play a drinking game?
339
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:16,558
- Yes please. Basketball is so boring.
- No, I don't think so.
340
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,833
Yep. Okay, me first.
341
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,465
Ooh, mama!
That brings me back to high school.
342
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:27,134
Look at that.
Your sister almost makes you seem normal.
343
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:30,429
Careful. That could be considered
a compliment coming from you.
344
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:34,224
Well, tell anyone I said it, and I write
another nasty review about your podcast.
345
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,769
Mm, every review is an engagement,
so thank you.
346
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,487
Oh, fuck it.
Fill me up, "Whore Number Two."
347
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,072
Oh. Yes.
348
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:51,617
Okay, so should we take a shot
every time they make a basket?
349
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:55,829
Uh, I need to get drunk, so what if we
took a shot every time they miss?
350
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,289
That is a better idea.
351
00:15:58,540 --> 00:15:59,540
I love you.
352
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,961
♪ When we're winning... ♪
353
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,420
Let's go, Noah!
354
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,504
Come on!
355
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,382
Right off the bat.
356
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,925
♪ Never gonna keep me down... ♪
357
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,008
Kobe!
358
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,389
♪ Never gonna keep me down
I get... ♪
359
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,472
- Hey!
- Whoo!
360
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:15,974
Here we go.
361
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,559
Let's go, baby!
362
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,561
- Hoo!
- Oh yes!
363
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,272
♪...again
You're never gonna keep me down... ♪
364
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,194
♪...the night away... ♪
365
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,823
♪ Pissing the night away... ♪
366
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:34,702
This is so fun. When was the last time
any of us played a drinking game?
367
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,286
- High school.
- Last weekend.
368
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,664
I mean high school too.
I meant to say high school.
369
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,417
Mm-hmm.
370
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:50,884
I think we should have dinner together.
Like, the four of us. At Noah's.
371
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:52,511
Um...
372
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:55,472
Awesome. Awesome. Tell me when.
373
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,890
Oh, right now. Um...
374
00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,143
Three!
375
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,146
That was close. That was close. That's me.
376
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:05,816
Focus, Sasha! We got 20 seconds left,
and we're two points down!
377
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:07,443
♪...down, but I get up again... ♪
378
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:10,904
Sasha, what she said!
What she said! Pass the ball!
379
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,990
Okay, Noah!
380
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,743
♪ Never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down ♪
381
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,746
♪ But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down ♪
382
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,457
♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪
383
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,042
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
384
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:26,128
♪ get knocked down, but I get up again ♪
385
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,130
♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
386
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,758
♪ I get knocked down, but I get up again ♪
387
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,468
♪ You're never gonna keep me down... ♪
388
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,061
All right!
389
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,605
Did that go in?
390
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:45,814
No.
391
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:46,898
No?
392
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,944
Pump and dump, you know?
393
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:56,867
Hey, um, I gotta say, I know
you feel weird about me or whatever,
394
00:17:56,950 --> 00:18:00,037
but, um, I really enjoyed
hanging out with you.
395
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,749
And I think you're very cool, so...
396
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,210
You don't have to say it back.
397
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:07,878
I wasn't gonna.
398
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,548
Go. Go, go.
399
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:18,055
Oh! My baby, you did it! Mmm!
400
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:19,264
You know we lost, right?
401
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,059
Yeah, but you were running around,
throwing the ball.
402
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:25,562
You were making those squeaky noises
with your sneakers. It was so sexy.
403
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:28,065
- I tried to tell you. I tried to tell you.
- Yeah.
404
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:32,152
So how'd it go with the ladies?
Did you break through with Esther?
405
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,779
- She almost smiled at me.
- Really?
406
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:36,299
Mm-hmm. She was saying something mean
when she almost smiled...
407
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:39,660
Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen her
almost smile. Mazel tov.
408
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,831
- There he is.
- Hey.
409
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,250
{\an8}Do you wanna go eat spicy food?
410
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,877
{\an8}I'm sweating already,
so we should take advantage of it.
411
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,046
{\an8}I'm actually gonna
catch a ride with Rebecca.
412
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,174
{\an8}We're gonna just grab a quick drink.
She's already outside.
413
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,425
{\an8}- Is that cool?
- Okay.
414
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,261
{\an8}Don't start drama.
415
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,014
{\an8}Me? Wha...
416
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:05,269
You go have something spicy. On me.
But you pay for it.
417
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:06,352
{\an8}Okay.
418
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,188
{\an8}- Bye.
- Bye.
419
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:13,526
{\an8}Oh, hey.
420
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:15,404
{\an8}- Hey.
- Hey.
421
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,948
{\an8}Oh God. Something smells like tequila.
Is that you?
422
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:21,243
{\an8}Oh. Oh, it is.
423
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:25,414
{\an8}Don't worry though. I'm not driving.
I can just get a ride from Joanne, so...
424
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,666
{\an8}Oh, she already took off with Noah.
425
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:30,252
{\an8}What the fuck?
She could have at least given me a ride.
426
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,130
{\an8}See? I'm telling you.
We're the loser siblings.
427
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:35,382
{\an8}Think they'd forget you
if you were the winner sibling?
428
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:36,717
{\an8}Shut up. Stop with that.
429
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,011
{\an8}Well, I'll give you a ride.
430
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,094
{\an8}Why?
431
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:43,724
{\an8}Because it's a nice thing to do,
and you need one.
432
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,768
Okay, fine, sure.
433
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,020
Okay.
434
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:49,729
Okay.
435
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,107
So you know,
we're gonna listen to my music,
436
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:55,402
and I've been in a Kris Kross phase,
so, like, that's pretty fun.
437
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,155
They're underrated. They had one big hit.
438
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,073
I don't even know who Kris Kross is.
439
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,377
Bop, bop, bop. Hi, baby!
440
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,587
Hi.
441
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,464
Oh, sorry you had to wait.
442
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,758
They lost,
and they were fucking slow doing it.
443
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,637
I didn't know she was gonna be here.
Did you talk to her?
444
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,971
Like, what is she like?
445
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:27,684
Can I tell you something?
She fucking sucks.
446
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,520
- Dude, she's not as pretty in person.
- Uh-huh.
447
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,606
- Nobody likes her.
- Right.
448
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,191
I knew it.
449
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:35,901
Yeah.
450
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,153
I hate that I miss him so much.
451
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,074
Let's go get a drink.
452
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:43,367
Yeah, please.
453
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:46,995
- So dumb.
- It's pretty dumb.
454
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,248
Thank you though. Thank you for laughing.
455
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,750
Well, that was weird.
456
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,877
What's so weird about it though?
457
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,755
Have you never had a guy friend
give you a ride home?
458
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:58,966
Uh, no.
459
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,176
- Do you even have any guy friends?
- No.
460
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:03,387
No, not really.
461
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,098
Okay. That's kinda weird.
462
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,849
- What?
- Yeah. It's weird.
463
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,519
- Like you have so many female friends?
- Yeah.
464
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:11,812
Who?
465
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,315
Uh, well, I, uh...
466
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,002
- I had one, and then we got married.
- Okay.
467
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:19,069
Okay, so your wife.
468
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:20,779
Yes, there were more,
469
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,324
but she said they couldn't
come around anymore, so I guess...
470
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,661
Okay, so I guess,
no, I don't have any female friends
471
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:29,830
beside the one who is now my wife.
472
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:30,913
Mm.
473
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,667
But we're friends, right?
474
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:35,961
Well, um...
475
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,382
Yeah. Yeah, no, we're friends.
476
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,885
Great. Well, thank you, friend,
for the ride home.
477
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,137
You're welcome.
478
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,557
- Two stars. Bye.
- Thank you.
479
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,184
That's gonna bring up
my star rating to two.
480
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,776
- That game was sad.
- Agree.
481
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:03,864
If that ball
took one little bounce differently,
482
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:06,033
goes in, we would win.
483
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:09,369
You were talking about the ball.
I was talking about the lack of snacks.
484
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,538
- Oh, the lack of snacks. Yes.
- Yeah.
485
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:14,708
Of course. That too. I love snacks.
Why don't I go downstairs?
486
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:19,713
I'll grab everything I have.
I think I got pickles, chocolate, cheese.
487
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:21,673
I think I got a few berries.
488
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:26,094
What do you say? We'll eat 'em in bed
while we watch the worst show we can find.
489
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,513
I really enjoy you as a human being, okay?
490
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:29,597
That's a yes.
491
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,772
Oh, hey, can I grab a sweatshirt?
492
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,066
As long as the jersey
doesn't come off.
493
00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:05,467
I got a bunch of weird stuff.
494
00:23:11,973 --> 00:23:13,600
Uh, hope you like fusion.
495
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:18,270
You okay?
496
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,232
Yeah.
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